The AH Boys try to do Millie's Maths Homework

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  • from Off Topic Podcast #163 [40:20 onwards]
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  • @aidansaylche
    @aidansaylche  5 років тому +1784

    If you want to see the answer to this question, "Bottled Experience" did a really good job of explaining it in this video!
    ua-cam.com/video/bu50pe_fIts/v-deo.html

    • @V2Blast
      @V2Blast 5 років тому +103

      Thanks. Man, that was an atrociously worded problem.

    • @ZedEdge
      @ZedEdge 5 років тому +47

      Haha 69

    • @jordanterry6248
      @jordanterry6248 5 років тому +37

      Aidansaylche I think I received the best possible explanation from the video alone. These guys clearly understand backyard patios.

    • @jjsmith7707
      @jjsmith7707 5 років тому +14

      I dare you guys to try kindergarten, and I'm not joking some of those fucking problems not even the teacher could help figure it out.

    • @232323dave
      @232323dave 5 років тому +10

      were forgetting that this is a pre made structure and the simplest way to go about taking it apart without rebuilding is to only cut one side and a 7.6 x 23 patio would just look rediculus so it would have to be taken off the 23 legnth

  • @leonmercury3732
    @leonmercury3732 5 років тому +8302

    Teacher: If you're having trouble, get your parents to help with your homework
    Millie: I have video evidence as to why that doesn't work.

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 5 років тому +570

      How many adults does it take to do year 7 homework? 6 apparently 1 of which being a maths graduate

    • @maladroit5581
      @maladroit5581 5 років тому +120

      @@kalebnolan8343 yeah unfortunately. And it gets worse from there

    • @cmccollum51
      @cmccollum51 5 років тому +294

      Also Millie: please disregard the part where they called you a whore

    • @OneGeekStudios
      @OneGeekStudios 5 років тому +93

      @@kalebnolan8343 fuckin common core ruined it for years to come

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 4 роки тому +76

      @@kalebnolan8343 its cause you forget everything as life goes on and you never need to do this bull again especially these guys who are video game majors

  • @RisingVandal
    @RisingVandal 5 років тому +5145

    Teacher: why does your homework smell like beer, Millie?
    Millie: *flashbacks to her five weird, drunk uncle figures* ...I have a drinking problem?

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 5 років тому +162

      Actually i feel like they would be her brothers because of there general behavior compared to hers

    • @ItsZefer
      @ItsZefer 5 років тому +198

      Four drunk brothers and her father

    • @dirttrackart
      @dirttrackart 5 років тому +204

      @@tbuckley2031 2 drunk brothers, 1 drunk uncle, her father, and 1 weird family friend who has smart friends.

    • @fallenicarus2685
      @fallenicarus2685 5 років тому +114

      @@dirttrackart that sums up literally all of rooster teeth/ Ah. A mix of uncles, brothers, and Gavin

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 4 роки тому +18

      Jack is more like her Uncle

  • @gabethebabe3337
    @gabethebabe3337 5 років тому +4659

    Gregory needs to stop relying on 7th graders to help him with his damn patio

    • @xTh0T
      @xTh0T 5 років тому +34

      GabeTheBabe best comment here 😂

    • @beeeennnnnnn
      @beeeennnnnnn 5 років тому +8

      Thanks for the good laugh

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 років тому +59

      Greg needs to chill the fuck out about how big his patio is

    • @tylerrice7107
      @tylerrice7107 4 роки тому

      I dont think that problem would be able to be solved.

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 4 роки тому +16

      @@ServantofBaal Who ever goes to their patio on a regular basis? It's just for when family comes over & barbecues.

  • @AlexisPIKA789
    @AlexisPIKA789 5 років тому +6353

    millie: haha 69
    geoff: immediately bursts into laughter
    she is her father's child

    • @CaptToilet
      @CaptToilet 5 років тому +89

      If she knows what 69 is at that age then Geoff should be extremely worried what she is doing out in the back lot.

    • @aikat8692
      @aikat8692 5 років тому +399

      @@CaptToilet Nah, just cause you know about something doesn't mean you're doing it. Children hear about everything at school from other children, on TV and in music. Even Michael made a comment about his balls in front of her. And I'm sure Geoff has no filter around her. 😂

    • @Lumaah
      @Lumaah 5 років тому +120

      Thereo Frin if you don’t know why it’s funny, maybe you shouldn’t know what it is.

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 5 років тому +103

      @@CaptToilet No, because every 5th grader ever thinks 69 is funny

    • @sm3xym3xican76
      @sm3xym3xican76 5 років тому +27

      @Thereo Frin It's a sex thing

  • @nikolai60
    @nikolai60 5 років тому +4837

    I love that Millie has a COMPANY of parents and older siblings who all do this kind of stuff with/for her, pure heartwarming.

    • @maddhattergaming6863
      @maddhattergaming6863 5 років тому +275

      And still cant figure it out

    • @chiguy23
      @chiguy23 5 років тому +120

      @@maddhattergaming6863 just like most parents/siblings

    • @brotherjorge3
      @brotherjorge3 5 років тому +139

      Where's Gavin, her might-as-well-be older British brother?

    • @accountcounter1895
      @accountcounter1895 5 років тому +38

      the faceless man I mean didn’t Gavin live with them when she was really young

    • @brotherjorge3
      @brotherjorge3 5 років тому +7

      @@accountcounter1895 Yep lol

  • @Dashes69
    @Dashes69 5 років тому +6120

    Michael: Heres the solution, buy a new house.
    That literally sounds like Gavin's way of dealing with that sort of problem XD

    • @pabloescobargarlic2974
      @pabloescobargarlic2974 5 років тому +89

      Gavin could afford to buy a new house every month

    • @stelia2251
      @stelia2251 5 років тому +47

      It's like the maths problem of a triangle where one of the sides is x (to mean the length of the triangle) and the question is, "Find x" and then someone circled the x and said, "Found it", and the markers had to say they were right because they did, technically, find it. After that they changed it to find the value of x. Same sort of thing would happen here haha.

    • @joshjohnson4839
      @joshjohnson4839 5 років тому +18

      No he'd just bury it

    • @canadacaden3266
      @canadacaden3266 5 років тому +66

      He’d just tell the problem to stop being a problem.

    • @pslayer8943
      @pslayer8943 5 років тому +58

      Gavin: You're felling sick, stop being sick.

  • @Jimbo_SIice
    @Jimbo_SIice 5 років тому +5097

    "Millie, you didn't show your work. Do you have any proof you worked through the problem?"
    _'Do I have any proof.'_

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +2972

    Geoff: “I threatened to follow my teacher, and blow up her house with a bomb and I didn’t get in trouble”
    Everyone else: oh god
    Millie: *nods with interest*

  • @weissschnee1591
    @weissschnee1591 5 років тому +4450

    Teacher: Millie why don’t you get your parents to help with the homework.
    Millie: yea......no.

    • @FootLucy1013
      @FootLucy1013 5 років тому +177

      "i had my dads company help and they couldnt get it" lol

    • @TheRealAMVGuy
      @TheRealAMVGuy 5 років тому +7

      I love yoir profile picture.

    • @Scoggie
      @Scoggie 5 років тому +12

      And now she has video evidence lol

    • @wonderinghost2355
      @wonderinghost2355 5 років тому +15

      My family is extensive and most of them are jackasses

    • @adamd5849
      @adamd5849 5 років тому +13

      Millie: I'd like to actually get a percent point

  • @swfan1004
    @swfan1004 5 років тому +1923

    Whoever used that math background thing needs to get a raise

    • @thegriffin88
      @thegriffin88 4 роки тому +45

      That is, by far, the best graphic they have.

  • @Exeggutor-pg9jd
    @Exeggutor-pg9jd 5 років тому +3695

    I hope that Millie hands this in, and when the teacher says "You need to show your working out" she shows the whole class this video. Or better yet, writes the link to the video for every answer.

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 5 років тому +64

      YES PLEASE i need this millie!

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 5 років тому +372

      I think Jack saying "your teacher's a whore" probably eliminates any chance of that happening lol

    • @Exeggutor-pg9jd
      @Exeggutor-pg9jd 5 років тому +51

      @@JITCompilation Yeah, but the teacher would still need to see this first to know he said that.

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 5 років тому +48

      @@Exeggutor-pg9jd yeah, but Millie probably wouldn't show the teacher this video knowing that Jack said that lol

    • @justjustus7406
      @justjustus7406 5 років тому +85

      Jack: *"your teacher is a whore"*

  • @FlyLeaf010
    @FlyLeaf010 5 років тому +3527

    I for real would watch an entire damn show that consists of Achievement Hunter trying to help Millie do homework. There could be cameos from Funhaus, Kinda Funny, people with actual degrees (like Greg's friend, the scientist that went on the RT Podcast, etc.), it would be AMAZING.

    • @scarletblaze6525
      @scarletblaze6525 5 років тому +25

      I would too

    • @Blitzvonic
      @Blitzvonic 5 років тому +88

      This needs to be tweeted, posted on all the subreddits, and spammed in comments. I would actually die for a show like this!

    • @liz-ht1tq
      @liz-ht1tq 5 років тому +69

      10/10 idea
      how about people send in their homework for them to try to help as well

    • @lmgallirith6610
      @lmgallirith6610 5 років тому +12

      This would be an awesome show

    • @burpinator1
      @burpinator1 5 років тому +78

      Named "Is RT Smarter then 7th Graders?"

  • @onphs
    @onphs 4 роки тому +978

    I'm a robotic engineer. My cousin has a master degree on industrial engineering. And we double team to help my 13 years old niece with her math homework. I feel this video.

  • @ImJustaGnome
    @ImJustaGnome 4 роки тому +835

    "When they start putting letters with it?"
    "It's algebra dad"
    "Ah that's Latin"
    Basically how I feel like nowadays

  • @emmaarroyo1073
    @emmaarroyo1073 5 років тому +1481

    10:14 Geoff is so proud of that joke omg

    • @KokuRou
      @KokuRou 5 років тому +152

      Jeremy never looked so disappointed lmfao

    • @ztm454
      @ztm454 5 років тому +74

      @@KokuRou more like super confused

  • @fluffyalmighty3729
    @fluffyalmighty3729 5 років тому +1818

    5:34 michael just realized that this is his future once iris is in 7th grade

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 5 років тому +67

      Damn, you're not kidding lol

    • @TheBerr123
      @TheBerr123 5 років тому +25

      More like 5th grade

    • @KettouRyuujin
      @KettouRyuujin 5 років тому +13

      paulo flores Maybe. I never had much issue asking family for help with hw... then again I was usually homeschooled.

    • @astromechas
      @astromechas 5 років тому +25

      My dad would always tell me “I’m not the one sitting in class, do it yourself” anytime I asked him for help lol. Maybe Michael will be the same.

    • @orinkilgore1316
      @orinkilgore1316 5 років тому +39

      So much so that he didn't even laugh at jack calling millies teacher a whore.

  • @DracoFreezeFlame
    @DracoFreezeFlame 5 років тому +2344

    10:27 "If you flip a coin three times Jeremy still won't care." Now THAT is an old reference.

    • @jakebull8
      @jakebull8 5 років тому +79

      Michael absolute classic

    • @chemwelsh1605
      @chemwelsh1605 5 років тому +58

      gavin was right still

    • @cshell5220
      @cshell5220 5 років тому +96

      The probability of getting heads three times in a row is .125 this was literally one of my study questions for AP Statistics 😂 I died when my teacher asked that question

    • @nivekross
      @nivekross 5 років тому +14

      I’m the one that said it in chat lol

    • @supremecai5857
      @supremecai5857 5 років тому +31

      That's old?? Damn I've been watching these fucks for too long

  • @sunkiller5682
    @sunkiller5682 5 років тому +1899

    Millie: lol 69
    Me: *proudness reaching lethal levels*

    • @RazielBR
      @RazielBR 5 років тому +154

      The PURE JOY of Geoff in that moment is priceless

    • @ghostlord2110
      @ghostlord2110 5 років тому +45

      Shes learning :D

    • @chychywoohoo
      @chychywoohoo 5 років тому +22

      *pride

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 5 років тому +12

      Matthew Carrano nope definitely proudness

    • @Honeybreee
      @Honeybreee 5 років тому +52

      @@chychywoohoo Slow down there bud, we're still on math, english is next week

  • @JustinBakerDeDav
    @JustinBakerDeDav 5 років тому +967

    Oh my god Geoff's parenting is absolutely perfect, Millie is turning out to be an absolutely awesome kid.

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 4 роки тому +13

      Geoff is a great dad

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 4 роки тому +50

      DivvyMangotmeme somehow. He’s not the greatest dad in the world. She doesn’t know who it is but she knows it’s not him.

  • @That9one1Guy
    @That9one1Guy 5 років тому +1392

    3:35, you can hear the production crew losing their shit in the background, that's how you know it's funny lmfao

  • @falcychead8198
    @falcychead8198 5 років тому +2045

    Imagine having Geoff as your father, and all these guys as "uncles." That kid's gonna grow up to be mighty, or completely messed up. No middle ground.

    • @jjpark98
      @jjpark98 5 років тому +284

      Whether messed up or mighty, what we will know for sure is that kid will have personality and a sense of humor like no other

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 5 років тому +143

      At least we will know EXACTLY where things went right or wrong.

    • @nicolek5090
      @nicolek5090 5 років тому +69

      She’s already mighty

    • @WyvernWolfe
      @WyvernWolfe 5 років тому +98

      Watch any clip of Millie, she has always been mighty. ^^ With a really strong-minded mother, and a silly idiot of a Geoff, she's always been strong.

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 років тому +30

      I’d honestly love to meet Millie, she seems like an awesome kid. Ok that sounds creepy out of context I think.

  • @frostymug5939
    @frostymug5939 5 років тому +569

    Jeremy: *BIG THONK. NO RESULT. BRAIN REBOOT. HALP PLS.*

    • @timmaloney9976
      @timmaloney9976 5 років тому +14

      Me every day of Math Class in High School.

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 4 роки тому +6

      also me whenever I do math

  • @paulsam4159
    @paulsam4159 5 років тому +1269

    *always sunny in Philadelphia intro starts playing*
    "The Gang does Millie's math homework"

  • @Cheezeblade
    @Cheezeblade 5 років тому +653

    5:47 DIDNT EVEN TAKE A SECOND for millie to agree lmao get roasted miss random teacher

  • @masonmatzker2285
    @masonmatzker2285 5 років тому +2399

    As a middle school teacher, I can confirm that my students band together like these guys to try and figure out their math homework. It's the funniest shit I see every morning until I remember that they get graded over it and they are scrambling to figure it out in a group of like 10 people every morning because none of them got it in class.

    • @timtaylor9298
      @timtaylor9298 5 років тому +121

      I did that a lot in Freshman year of college with a few of the guys. Granted I found Business related math a hell of a lot easier than stuff like this.

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 5 років тому +63

      @FrostBug Teaching a business math class, I have learned to check what answers the calculator will give when you forget parentheses. And I write out the formulas with parentheses on the board. And I have watched a student who has forgotten parentheses twice forget them again while I am coaching him through how to use his calculator.
      Anyone that thinks "just slap a calculator and we're good" is either much better or much worse at math than he thinks he is.

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 5 років тому +18

      @FrostBug I'm saying that the ability to enter a meaningful expression into the calculator s the hard part. The calculator is stupid; it'll pop out a number to just about any gibberish you feed it.

    • @vincentvongphakdy8443
      @vincentvongphakdy8443 5 років тому +1

      Bru gimme some wisdom xD

    • @blackcatleader2459
      @blackcatleader2459 5 років тому +47

      Meaning you're bad at your job if nobody understands.

  • @InternetShis
    @InternetShis 5 років тому +651

    Even after graduating high school last year in May, it looks like 7th Grade is still the definitive year to rob the innocence from the collective student body.

    • @GabbyGoLucky
      @GabbyGoLucky 5 років тому +20

      I graduated high school 4 years ago and it's still the same. 7th grade was when I first received a D and F grade on my report card, so I remember that year in particular being an eye-opener for me. Seems like it's similar for others too...

    • @AuraCrowell
      @AuraCrowell 5 років тому

      we graduated at the same time aye

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 5 років тому +2

      I'm in my 30s and it was that way for me, too.

    • @cassidyvarg5125
      @cassidyvarg5125 5 років тому

      We graduated same year, and I absolutely agree

    • @VzDARKzV
      @VzDARKzV 5 років тому

      Also graduated the same year. I prefer algebra to statistics in college, honestly.

  • @emmacampbell5098
    @emmacampbell5098 5 років тому +977

    Engineer: Someone who has forgotten more about math than you've ever known. I'm an engineer, and I've done so much calculus that I can't do basic arithmetic anymore.

    • @eulyc.959
      @eulyc.959 5 років тому +151

      This right here! I'm a civil engineering major in calculus 2 at the moment. and this is super accurate. Even the math teachers joke about this. Once you start seeing the all of the higher level math, it's not the calculus that's hard. Its remembering the arithmetic. That is what gets you. Forgetting a negative or carrying out a constant to the end. It's those small mistakes

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 роки тому +42

      This is why I use a calculator for 2+2. I do so many complicated equations that I don't want to risk making a mistake anywhere

    • @raynariman5769
      @raynariman5769 4 роки тому +40

      A professor of mine in signal processing, who has worked for the military on bomb detecting technology, still struggles in lectures doing math on the fly, and then blames it on being too drunk at 2 pm

    • @freddouglas6935
      @freddouglas6935 4 роки тому +16

      @@eulyc.959 I'm to the point in calc 2 right now that I'm pretty sure that I lose more points on arithmetic mistakes then anything else. Also calculus 2 is evil

    • @eulyc.959
      @eulyc.959 4 роки тому +2

      @@freddouglas6935 good luck man! You'll do well :) but I agree, especially those tests to see if a series is divergent or convergent lol. That was a really long chapter

  • @EtherNaeNae
    @EtherNaeNae 5 років тому +3075

    I’m a senior in high school and I still don’t get this math 😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @Amraterasu
      @Amraterasu 5 років тому +52

      Fuckin' same.

    • @hoopchristine5202
      @hoopchristine5202 5 років тому +68

      Postgrad in high school (already got diploma, waiting a year before college). Only have a marginal idea of these problems

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 5 років тому +92

      probably help if you could actually SEE it... otherwise youd be like jeremy and stop listening after "diameter" ... likee wtf would that mean?

    • @princessstarwatcher4652
      @princessstarwatcher4652 5 років тому +8

      Same that’s why I hate maths

    • @joshhansen1036
      @joshhansen1036 5 років тому +44

      It would be a lot easier if it weren't goddamn imperial

  • @tristonchism1872
    @tristonchism1872 5 років тому +285

    5:46 is the exact moment Jack realized that no one at this table was going to solve this problem and gave up.

    • @tristenlove4297
      @tristenlove4297 4 роки тому +8

      Wtf is this I thought I left this comment

  • @gameguru7495
    @gameguru7495 4 роки тому +470

    “If you flip a coin three times, Jeremy still won’t care.”
    Gavin might, but save the incoherent British ramblings for another day.

  • @shaneszucs6683
    @shaneszucs6683 5 років тому +904

    10:11 how to know Millie is Geoff's kid

    • @t3haznpenguin
      @t3haznpenguin 5 років тому +115

      lol yeah, if the eyes and ears don't give it away, some of her mannerisms are at least very Geoff.

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 років тому +97

      Jeremy's reaction made it better.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +47

      Jeremy looks pissed

    • @JojoDigitalArtist
      @JojoDigitalArtist 5 років тому +65

      @@rokkfel4999 Jeremy "WHO TAUGHT HER THAT!?!""
      Millie "I watch your videos guys."

    • @kylegyenes5068
      @kylegyenes5068 5 років тому +44

      I could feel the pride and joy in Geoff's laugh from that. So beautiful.

  • @shcott1690
    @shcott1690 5 років тому +634

    This is just a RT life of are you smarter than a 5th grader

    • @stelia2251
      @stelia2251 5 років тому +7

      Maybe the May/June question would come up again

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 5 років тому +49

      @@stelia2251 "Fun Fact: Tom never made it home today cause i beat the shit out of him in the back!"

    • @heiheigaming9209
      @heiheigaming9209 5 років тому +3

      5th grader? Millie says she is 7th grade

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 5 років тому +7

      @@heiheigaming9209 it's from a much older AH video where they played "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" and...mostly got things wrong. it was glorious.

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому +2

      Ray beat up a lot of kids in that video

  • @BRYZORD
    @BRYZORD 5 років тому +695

    Geoff: "I used to be a Math!..." THAT NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT!

  • @gwensday12
    @gwensday12 5 років тому +492

    Micheals reaction to Greg’s name in the problem is every kids reaction when your name is in a math equation

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 5 років тому +199

    "What will the area be once he puts in his garden?"
    "9/25ths less than what it once was. Next question."

  • @bugssworlds
    @bugssworlds 5 років тому +504

    They had to call up a math major college graduate to solve a 7th grade math homework

    • @bugssworlds
      @bugssworlds 5 років тому +41

      True but still it’s just shows how useless mathematics is

    • @allaroundnation6572
      @allaroundnation6572 5 років тому +3

      And he couldn't do it😂

    • @relic5752
      @relic5752 5 років тому +20

      @@bugssworlds I hope you are being sarcastic in some weird way shape or form. One badly phrased question doesn't mean the field is useless.

    • @bugssworlds
      @bugssworlds 5 років тому +1

      Relic 575 yes I am joking

    • @C-F98
      @C-F98 5 років тому +11

      ​@@relic5752 I think it was meant to be a jab at unnecessarily complicated levels of said-field.

  • @owellwellwell2418
    @owellwellwell2418 5 років тому +252

    I love seeing goeff and Millie in the same room just because sad goeff breaks my heart and it's good seeing him happy

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 5 років тому +10

      I hope he sees the comments from the videos he and Millie are in and know just how much the community wishes them the best.

    • @casey8x8
      @casey8x8 5 років тому +15

      It's what I live for tbh
      You can tell just how much he cares for her and it's so sweet and that's how you know he's a pretty dang good father

    • @DudeWhat31
      @DudeWhat31 5 років тому +3

      im not caught up on RT whats going on?

    • @spencerbrice5483
      @spencerbrice5483 5 років тому +2

      InsertNameHere Geoff and Ramsey are divorced so I imagine that Geoff doesn't see Millie every day

    • @goldenostrichman
      @goldenostrichman 5 років тому

      @@spencerbrice5483 this just made me so sad :(

  • @machokmacho6597
    @machokmacho6597 5 років тому +205

    Jeremy drinking his beer while his head is internally exploding is literally me

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless 5 років тому +466

    geoff should be an inspiration to dads everywhere. he treats millie like an actual person that he respects

  • @duellegend71
    @duellegend71 5 років тому +268

    I learned two things from this ... Greg Miller is way cooler at rooster teeth than he was at ign, while Alfredo is as cool as he was at ign. So apparently lots of people from ign come to rooster teeth lol.
    Point 2, Jeremy is a very angry drunk lol.

  • @cormeum8449
    @cormeum8449 5 років тому +669

    tfw a math problem has united thousands of people of different backgrounds to try to make sense of it, and that problem is from the seventh grade. Either none of us have achieved such enlightenment that this seventh grade teacher expects, or this just proves what we always thought, that math class was always filled with bullshit questions that make no sense.

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 5 років тому +55

      It’s the latter. DEFINITELY the latter.

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 років тому +95

      @@GenshinLover283 Don't be so certain, just last week I saw a guy in the supermarket whose cart was nothing but watermelons. In that moment I silently whispered forgiveness for doubting my math teacher.

    • @onelegstudios
      @onelegstudios 5 років тому +15

      i learned it and immeditly forgot all of it.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 років тому +3

      @@gracecalis5421 The proper defense to such events is blaming it on all the drugs you may or may not have partaken in

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +19

      I always hated math, I never found any of it useful, except money math, that is the only form of math I am fine doing. They need to start changing the curriculum so they teach things you absolutely need to know, and add the subjects or variations of the already studied subject/s when you get to college or high-school depending on what you are wanting to do for your chosen career. I don't remember most of what I was taught in school.

  • @SpoonieScully
    @SpoonieScully 5 років тому +230

    I love that Geoff is sitting there letting Millie copy the answer. My dad used to do the same thing because he would be like you’re in high school not a fucking engineer

    • @chasecornett2081
      @chasecornett2081 5 років тому +11

      Lol my dad says the same thing but he says "you're an engineer not a mathematician"

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 років тому +9

      That and Gregory needs to chill the fuck out with his patio

    • @ryanestes7331
      @ryanestes7331 5 років тому +8

      @@ServantofBaal ya imagine going "wow this deck is nice but imagine if it was 9/25ths smaller!"

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +8

      It's these kinds of math problems I hate, there are far more simpler ways of doing basic things, like they said, if you want to put a little garden on your patio, just outline where you want it or like Jeremy said from the fence to the walkway, you don't have to sit there with a calculator in one hand and a pile of mathematics books next to you to figure out how big you want it.

    • @pikachuspartan1868
      @pikachuspartan1868 5 років тому

      Your lucky, my dad had me do the work all by myself...there were times I stayed till 12 or 1 in the morning doing fucking homework.

  • @Greg-ku7rn
    @Greg-ku7rn 5 років тому +302

    Honestly, the moment everyone gets out of high school it's like:
    "Eh I can't seem to remember the lyrics to Decpacito, guess I better delete calculus to make room"

    • @lhumyaki
      @lhumyaki 5 років тому +34

      you're joking, but seven months ago I was still doing my math exam for my last high school year, and I've already forget everything

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 5 років тому +12

      @@lhumyaki that is because most of what they teach in math classes now a days isn't even used by the average person enough for their brains to retain it

    • @MinecrafWolf
      @MinecrafWolf 5 років тому

      Walking into freshman year of University be like

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 років тому +1

      @@blackvial unless you plan on getting a math related degree/job then the compulsory math class isn't really to teach you math, its to make sure you can learn stuff if you need to

  • @discordiadingle3203
    @discordiadingle3203 5 років тому +138

    I like how the more math you know, the harder 7th grade math is

    • @freddouglas6935
      @freddouglas6935 4 роки тому +11

      I'm in calc 2 right now. I was asked how to solve for something ( kinda forget what) and this was like entrance college math. I was like "fuck if I know", couldn't solve that problem to save my life yet I'm over here doing calculus lol

  • @BrashSoulstorm
    @BrashSoulstorm 5 років тому +245

    Geoffs parenting style is exactly how I want to be when I become a dad. Loving, but stern, no censorship but taught to be respectful, and just be as proud as Geoff was when Millie laughed at 69 lol

  • @confusedfish1644
    @confusedfish1644 5 років тому +335

    I remember my dad was having a party and after the party I was having trouble with my math homework so I asked my dad to help me and 10 minutes later all the people that left early came back and ever adult was having trouble with it and I was just in my char trying to keep my shit together 😂🤣

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 років тому +289

    There ain't no one better to help with your math homework than your drunk dad and his drunk coworkers.

    • @nutubesux2306
      @nutubesux2306 5 років тому +33

      Geoff doesn't drink anymore tho

    • @SirAsdf
      @SirAsdf 5 років тому +20

      @@nutubesux2306 you get the idea.

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому +30

      Sober dad, drunk co-workers,a math wiz and a man about her own hight

  • @tessarabbit7160
    @tessarabbit7160 5 років тому +620

    Millies teacher gonna see this and be like idk if this is cheating

    • @Dextrius
      @Dextrius 5 років тому +93

      It's more of a handicap if anything

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +54

      This is in no way cheating, cheating implies that someone gave you the answer or did it for you, they clearly had no idea what was going on, Michael was to busy realizing that he will have to deal with this later on, and Jeremy is siting there not caring, Greg's friend on the phone I'm not counting since he wasn't there.

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 5 років тому +7

      TessaRabbit if I was here teacher I would give here a A

    • @kylaedwards8990
      @kylaedwards8990 5 років тому +8

      But is it cheating if the people you ask for help has to call someone else to cheat for you

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +4

      @@kylaedwards8990 Not if they don't know they're cheating.

  • @saram3449
    @saram3449 5 років тому +52

    That concise but powerful “your teacher’s a whore” will stay with me until I die, this whole segments was hilarious beyond belief

  • @realafan888
    @realafan888 5 років тому +261

    This is why I became an English Major. To never do math again

    • @derekvillegas4003
      @derekvillegas4003 5 років тому +1

      realafan888 BUT WHAT ABOUT COUNTING MONEY AND TAXES AND OF COURSE COUNTING YOUR WINS IN DUMB BETS WHERE MATH TRULY SHINES

    • @synovialpith
      @synovialpith 5 років тому +6

      @@derekvillegas4003 dude the fuck is wrong with you

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 років тому +9

      I went with art. Unfortunately I went for jewelery art metals which still involves some math. Granted being able to physically hold things helps and if you mess up too badly you can melt it down and start over.

    • @nickorlove7848
      @nickorlove7848 5 років тому +3

      @@GhostBear3067 Got to say, thats pretty cool. Would have loved to been able to do something like that.

    • @MythsolverMercy
      @MythsolverMercy 4 роки тому

      The amazing Der Psychology, the only math I do involves a calculator. None of professors liked math either. It was great.

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 років тому +330

    Now this is how you raise a child, no censorship, same way I was raised.
    Just imagine if the teacher watches this.

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 5 років тому +11

      I think the know about her dad already

    • @ashwinmanoharan183
      @ashwinmanoharan183 5 років тому +17

      @@_Model_Citizen_ I wouldn't be surprised if there was a parent teacher meeting with Geoff... but the problem was with Geoff and not Millie (not saying Millie is a bad kid)

    • @_Model_Citizen_
      @_Model_Citizen_ 5 років тому +11

      @@ashwinmanoharan183 OMG I would pay to watch a video of that

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 років тому +4

      @@ashwinmanoharan183 Jack gets called in for detention...

  • @shir0_199
    @shir0_199 5 років тому +1124

    10 * 23 = 230 (Original area of patio)
    230 * (9/25) = Area of new garden
    230 * 0.36 (simplified) = 82.8 (area of garden)
    230 - 82.8 = 147.2 (new area of patio)
    147.2 / 10 = 14.72 (divide new area by ONE of the old dimensions; 10 is the easiest)
    10 and 14.72 are the new dimensions.
    (should i post this on the original video?)

    • @AsianGamerKenji
      @AsianGamerKenji 5 років тому +126

      Shir0_1. I think the issue is in how the final shape is open ended. Your way makes most sense and would be expected, but by not defining that you’ll end up with a rectangle (utilising one of the older dimensions) there’s technically infinite answers...

    • @DwarfyGamble
      @DwarfyGamble 5 років тому +52

      i think both sides would actually be 3/5ths the size. if you increase the length of a side by a scale of 2, the area would increase by 2^2 or 4, so if we reduce the size by 9/25ths then we reduce the length of the sides by 3/5ths, which is 5.4 x 13.8, which maintains the original ratio too

    • @manamotuhake6704
      @manamotuhake6704 5 років тому +43

      18.4 x 8. Reduce each side by 20%
      Using 100m2 as an example (10m x 10m). 100m2 reduce by 9/25 or 36% or 0.36. 100 x 0.36 = 36. So 100 - 36 = 64. 100m2 reduced by 36% = 64m2. 64m2 would be 8m x 8m. So the sides have gone from 10m to 8m which is a reduction of 20% on each side. So doing the same for 23m x 10m (reduce 20% each side) is 18.4m x 8m. New area is 147.2m2. Keeps same aspect ratio too.

    • @DwarfyGamble
      @DwarfyGamble 5 років тому +17

      @@manamotuhake6704 you're right, i misheard the question. that means it is 16/25ths of its original size which fits with the sides being 4/5ths the size

    • @stelia2251
      @stelia2251 5 років тому +13

      Yes, but before calculating the dimensions, mention everything that AsianGamer Kenji said, and also mention that Greg Miller's friend scaled the entire shape to maintain the original ratio.

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 5 років тому +355

    Geoffs reaction to Millie laughing at 69 was fucking beautiful 😂

    • @patrickmcguire7400
      @patrickmcguire7400 5 років тому +14

      I love how Jack recognized it and laughed too.

    • @Banshee_Curse
      @Banshee_Curse 5 років тому

      thesimpsons17 and the look on Jeremy’s face made it even better

  • @hazelreys1103
    @hazelreys1103 5 років тому +216

    AP CLASS?!?! IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!?!
    Imagine getting college credit in the 7th grade. That wasn't an option for me 8 years ago when I was in middle school.

    • @rapiddanger
      @rapiddanger 5 років тому +58

      well geoff also referred to the dimensions of the patio as the diameter, so the details are kinda shaky

    • @mrpumperknuckles1631
      @mrpumperknuckles1631 5 років тому

      HazelReys they existed 8 years ago as well...

    • @lalalalala2958
      @lalalalala2958 5 років тому +14

      AP isn't for college credit. That's dual credit or dual enrollment. To be fair most AP classes are dual enrollment though.

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 5 років тому +21

      He might've mistaken the class for Honor's Math or something since AP and Honor's can be pretty similar.

    • @kiminari9921
      @kiminari9921 5 років тому +2

      A parent with a kid in AP knows AP versus honors. They'll put that shit on their bumper so fast.

  • @sarcasticnacho473
    @sarcasticnacho473 5 років тому +586

    10×23= 230
    Reducing by 9/25 leaves you with 16/25 of the original 230 sq ft
    230 multiplied by the decimal (16/25=0.64)
    230 × 0.64 = 147.2 sq ft

    • @kylevaughan4178
      @kylevaughan4178 5 років тому +54

      Sarcastic Nacho nerd

    • @jwlarocque
      @jwlarocque 5 років тому +175

      That is all true, but the question is: what are the new dimensions of his patio (i.e., reduce one or both dimensions so that the resulting square footage is 147.2, though in fact it isn't necessary to calculate the area at any point). There are a number of solutions of course, but the easy one is to reduce the 10' dimension by 9/25 (Jack conveniently provided this as 36%) to 6.4'. To verify, 6.4 * 23 = 147.2.

    • @kylaedwards8990
      @kylaedwards8990 5 років тому +36

      Wait......what

    • @parkycod
      @parkycod 5 років тому +8

      Fucking NERD!

    • @raptormaverick4774
      @raptormaverick4774 5 років тому +47

      I’m a graphic designer and this makes me question why math exists for art students

  • @StrangeSequitur
    @StrangeSequitur 5 років тому +254

    Meanwhile, I was enraged by the Upholstery Question because that's just... fundamentally not how fabric is priced or sold.

    • @RisingVandal
      @RisingVandal 5 років тому +3

      Well, I feel a lot less weird, now

    • @memesredacted
      @memesredacted 5 років тому +16

      Exactly. Fabric is sold by the foot, not the square foot. The width is whatever the width of the roll of fabric is

  • @StrangeGingerr
    @StrangeGingerr 5 років тому +132

    5:44 Jack that may have been the funniest thing you have ever said and I thank you for saying it

    • @SmashBrosOdyssey64
      @SmashBrosOdyssey64 5 років тому +8

      What makes it is Millie's "I shouldn't be agreeing with this, but yeah" nod.

  • @lucash741
    @lucash741 5 років тому +478

    Can I just say that I love Millie? She's such a good kid despite everything around her 😂

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 років тому +61

      It might also be because of everything around her too.

    • @Lauren-zx3gx
      @Lauren-zx3gx 5 років тому +53

      It's because she has good parents that talk to her and respect her and value her opinion that she's a good kid. They never spoke down to Millie because she was a kid or made her feel like she couldn't trust or depend on them. Yeah, you have Geoff that acts and talks a certain way but he's always loved the shit out of Millie and has always made time for her. Same with Griffon. But yeah, I always love how chill she is despite the fact that she's constantly surrounded by characters. Lol. I mean Gavin was there while she was being raised, too. So imagine.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 5 років тому +7

      That's because she's the most mature person in that room 😄

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому +8

      well, someone needed to be a good role model for Geoff and gavin

    • @eyeles8887
      @eyeles8887 5 років тому +22

      She’s grown up in a positive environment. All of AH is so kind to her and even if they swear every second and insult each other, everyone knows it’s a good joke. Kids grow up bad when their parents are strict assholes.

  • @saberman13
    @saberman13 5 років тому +190

    This needs to be a RTAA!

  • @Bumafa
    @Bumafa 5 років тому +87

    Simple solution: drop out and work for AH where math is obviously irrelevant.

  • @Pendragons_Art
    @Pendragons_Art 5 років тому +249

    I have only been out of high school for 3 years. But I remember 7th-grade math being the FUCKING HARDEST THING, even though I struggled in high school with geometry forever. 7th grade was the worst for my math self-confidence. (Also the fact that teachers are very strict about *how* you solve it when there are easier and more instinctive ways or just different ways to solve stuff will never cease to piss me off)

    • @unor1ginalname
      @unor1ginalname 5 років тому +3

      Our 7th grade is integers

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 5 років тому +2

      Worst yr of math for me was junior yr trig. KILL ME

    • @kittybunny231
      @kittybunny231 5 років тому +2

      I just remember cheating on all my math tests in 7th grade

    • @norsethenomad5978
      @norsethenomad5978 5 років тому +3

      I hate using the complex equations, I hate showing work

    • @HertzyandEunice
      @HertzyandEunice 5 років тому +4

      Annabeth Norse I never showed my work in class. But I was also the highest scoring student in the class when it came to questions where I didn't have to show my work, so my teachers kinda let it happen. Especially when we'd go over questions individually and I'd explain my line of thinking.

  • @austinbogardt912
    @austinbogardt912 5 років тому +203

    That moment when you realize Millie has like 7 dad's XD

  • @FaultlineSurfer
    @FaultlineSurfer 5 років тому +220

    Kyle imploding under the pressure was incredible

  • @peyton1588
    @peyton1588 5 років тому +114

    LMAO at the very end Michael is like why do you say these things in front of Millie 11:00 😂

  • @jamesszumowski6637
    @jamesszumowski6637 5 років тому +101

    Joel Heynan: “Math makes my thnker box hurt.”

  • @jarrottlande1250
    @jarrottlande1250 5 років тому +251

    5:46 That’s going to be my senior quote 😂😂😂

    • @jjpark98
      @jjpark98 5 років тому +7

      Good quote XD

    • @nemesisslr
      @nemesisslr 5 років тому

      first time ever Jack has made me laugh

  • @suzietaylor3977
    @suzietaylor3977 5 років тому +497

    AH: Let's do math!
    Me: cool I can math
    AH: yards... Foot... Pwn....
    Me a Brit: ah... um... where's the metrics 😟

    • @grigori7834
      @grigori7834 5 років тому +11

      Whats a pwn?

    • @vixx-kun7686
      @vixx-kun7686 5 років тому +17

      The fucks a pwn?

    • @wvuzachmo
      @wvuzachmo 5 років тому +1

      @Nathan-DTS I dont think that is accurate...

    • @wvuzachmo
      @wvuzachmo 5 років тому +4

      @Nathan-DTS my bad, after listening to it again I see what you mean. Didn't know they had labeled the sides, used to A, B, H(ypotenuse)

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 5 років тому +18

      WE USE FREEDOM UNITS IN THIS COUNTRY

  • @kellymartin2603
    @kellymartin2603 5 років тому +328

    I would love to see Ryan's reaction to this. Just a stern, 'no' while he brandishes a knife.

    • @medichampion328
      @medichampion328 5 років тому +36

      And the teacher shakily writes 'A+' on a blank homework sheet.

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому +23

      No. From: James Ryan Haywood.Teacher: uhm... here's an A... and tell your Uncle Ryan to not come for me

    • @Crescent1400
      @Crescent1400 5 років тому +1

      The teacher doesn't want the Mad King to get angry. We all know what happens to the people who crosses the Mad King.🐄⚰

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому +1

      @@Crescent1400 free Edgar 2019

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 років тому +60

    Before the problem: [everyone talking over each other]
    During the problem: [complete silence]

  • @stelia2251
    @stelia2251 5 років тому +488

    What's the final shape? Is it a square? A rectangle? Hell, it could even be a circle garden in the patio, if we're going by Jeremy's "diameter" thought.
    A way to get around that would be to say, "Assume that the new garden is (insert new shape), since final shape and ratios aren't given in the question." If the teacher argues about it, say that this is the sort of shit mathematical modellers do all the time in the real world (if they really want examples, mention the SIR model in epidemic population modelling where the first assumption made is that there are no births or deaths in the population. It's from undergrad maths, look it up in wikipedia if you're interested).
    Still, it's yet another reason why showing the working is so important, because it's also where you can say, "Hey, teacher, you didn't give us enough fucking information to properly answer the question, because now there are technically an infinite number of answers..."

    • @happynappy100
      @happynappy100 5 років тому +43

      This needs to be a top comment. The the reason everyone is so confused because it doesn't tell you what the final shape of the deck should be.

    • @micky2594
      @micky2594 5 років тому +1

      @@happynappy100 It was 10 by 23 feet, it was definitely a rectangle...

    • @michaelsheedy850
      @michaelsheedy850 5 років тому +41

      @@micky2594 except the question is to reduce the area by 9/25ths, do you reduce the length and width by an equal amount or do you just reduce the length/width?
      by reducing the area by 9/25ths, you are left with 147.2 square feet of patio, but with no dimensions or ratio for length x width to place it into. so for this question it could be 23 feet by 6.4 feet, 10 feet by 14.72 feet, or 8 feet by 18.4 feet. you can even get it to 12 feet by 12.26666(recurring)7 feet, which is damn close to a circle.
      it's a pretty garbage question when there isn't even a definite answer

    • @micky2594
      @micky2594 5 років тому +4

      @@michaelsheedy850 But the question didn't ask for the new dimensions of the perimeter, just what the new area of his patio is. The answer is 82.8. It is a really ugly answer, if you will, that wouldn't logically make sense in a real build if you were trying to do the problem for an architecture class.
      But it isn't for an architecture class. It's for a 7th grade class where what you're supposed to learn is how to take the area of something (L x W in this case) and find a percentage of the area by using multiplication and then division.
      The guys made it way more complicated by trying to figure out the length and width of the new area, but that wasn't asked for. When you try and add that in the entire problem feels illogical and too difficult to answer.
      Edit: Actually I got the numbers backwards. The are for his greenery is 82.8 feet so his patio area is 147.2 feet. Fucked that bit up, but the rest of it still stands in that it is a question checking the ability to figure out fractions of larger numbers.

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 5 років тому +23

      It does ask for the new dimensions; see 7:01

  • @SicEmPride
    @SicEmPride 5 років тому +236

    Finally there's a math question that I can relate to!

    • @kmen07
      @kmen07 5 років тому +5

      Have you sold your patio problem?

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme 5 років тому +5

      Greg bought a new house. Case closed.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 років тому +1

      You need to chill the fuck out Greg. That said, if you need a contractor, I got a guy who'll do any job you give him within the span of at most 5 days.

  • @MrPackman45
    @MrPackman45 5 років тому +84

    It was awesome seeing millie grow up shes such a unique person

    • @stantonlau2011
      @stantonlau2011 5 років тому +27

      Feels like it was just last week when Gavin threw a baseball at her

    • @onerva.
      @onerva. 5 років тому +1

      @@stantonlau2011 lmao oh god I remember that

  • @ozma6918
    @ozma6918 4 роки тому +41

    They should've walked over to RT and asked Chris to take a look at it, I'm pretty sure things would've gotten hella more interesting xD

  • @darconious524
    @darconious524 5 років тому +310

    Did anybody else yelled
    Why did they change math?!
    Math is math!

    • @Archive_7802
      @Archive_7802 5 років тому +12

      @Sean Piriyakul, yeah they changed it when I got to fifth grade and I was like,
      “WHAT THE FART IS THIS?!!?!?!

    • @meowstermadness4181
      @meowstermadness4181 5 років тому

      So is Meth

    • @reimahedgehog
      @reimahedgehog 5 років тому +1

      A year or two ago I visited my cousin and i think she was in 3rd grade and I saw the way the book was doing it and my cousin has depression from not knowing math. 3RD FUCKIN GRADE WITH DEPRESSION

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +1

      @@reimahedgehog math breaks dreams and happiness of children. THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 4 роки тому

      I never got it, so I wouldn't know the difference

  • @Spishie
    @Spishie 5 років тому +133

    Scrolling through the comments looking at people's answers to the problem, and they're all different. lol

    • @OneHawkyBoi
      @OneHawkyBoi 5 років тому +6

      Spishie for the patio problem there can be multiple answers because of the nature of the problem. Since you are reducing the area by 9/25, one quick way of getting the dimensions of the new patio is by multiplying either dimension by 16/25 (obtained from 1-9/25) this gets you the desired area as well as the dimensions in only a few steps. If there were conditions such as the ratio of the sides had to stay the same, then multiply the two dimensions by 4/5 and you will find the new dimensions that still satisfy the same area.
      I would have to look at these other comments in order to check if each of them are correct but there can be an infinite amount of “correct” answers but they would seem wrong because of the context given.

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 років тому

      @@OneHawkyBoi Wouldn't you multiply the two dimensions by 3/5?

    • @OneHawkyBoi
      @OneHawkyBoi 5 років тому

      grace calis That would be the case if we were reducing “to” 9/25 of the original area. The question is calling for a reduction (think subtraction) of 9/25 “from” the original area. This means the remaining area is actually 16/25 of the initial. I hope this helps.

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 років тому

      @@OneHawkyBoi Ahh right. Gotcha

  • @gabriellekh3623
    @gabriellekh3623 5 років тому +96

    I remember doing these exact questions like 6 years ago but I forcibly forgot all of it the year after

    • @jjpark98
      @jjpark98 5 років тому +5

      Probably only 45% of the math I learned in high school is all that has retained since I graduated 3 years ago

    • @oban6051
      @oban6051 5 років тому +4

      Gabrielle Kuan that’s part of why our education system is fucked. Kids learn to pass the test and forget everything that doesn’t directly apply to the next test.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 5 років тому +78

    Ok so will the teacher accept ANY possible dimensions? Because if the answer is just asking for the dimensions, then the correct answer is EVERY possible combination of dimensions that will give an area of 82.8 feet.

    • @Marquesian
      @Marquesian 5 років тому +11

      Any possible combination that will give an area of 147.2 feet*

    • @Thegbear
      @Thegbear 4 роки тому +3

      No they won’t because they’re asking for dimensions of a square, which means you can only cut either the height or width. You’re almost there, 230-82.8 gives you the new patio area 147.2. Then you have to decide which dimension you’re cutting into, length or width. If length, 147.2/10 = 14.72, therefore new dimensions are 14.72x10. If width, 147.2/23 = 6.4, so 23x6.4 are new dimensions.

    • @thedoomguy6539
      @thedoomguy6539 4 роки тому +5

      The G Bear They’re not asking for the dimensions of a square as the base and height are different, it’d be a rectangle.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 5 років тому +36

    "You've got to show your work" triggered flashbacks. I couldn't even attempt to show my work at this point.

  • @limmeh7881
    @limmeh7881 5 років тому +49

    3:35 - The best part of the video, the zooming in + Jeremy's laugh morphing into a face of genuine confusion + the maths effect...

  • @dustinwheat4096
    @dustinwheat4096 5 років тому +410

    Word problems are stupid. They drown the actual problem in unnecessary details and that leads to confusion. The problem is simple just equate square yards to square feet and decide which is more

    • @stark1987
      @stark1987 5 років тому +33

      no kidding, and especially questions like "how many square feet to a square yard,", its called google, if oyu think someone whos recarpeting their house doesnt have google then they arnt recarpeting their house, theyre spending their money on finding a new job so they can afford internet

    • @chuckles2364
      @chuckles2364 5 років тому +5

      @@stark1987 English 100.

    • @sherlockhooves574
      @sherlockhooves574 5 років тому +32

      Word problems are the most useful. They teach the children how to actually apply the skills they're learning to achieve a meaningful answer.
      Anyone can pull out a calculator or memorize a formula; the trick to being good at math is knowing how you need to approach a question. Without that, the entire field is useless.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 5 років тому +8

      @@sherlockhooves574 and while that's great and all, as a person who struggles with math, word problems that drown the issue in unnecessary details caused me to fail several exams because it is legitimately difficult for me to determine what i'm supposed to do.
      rather than have a question that is "you want to paint a wall, it's X by Y, your favorite color is blue, you have red and yellow eyes, your house is 600 miles across, the man down the street is 5'9", where were you last friday, solve for X", why can't the question be something realistic like "you want to paint a wall. it's X by Y. a can of paint will cover 10 feet. how many cans do you need?"
      the unnecessary detail doesn't help in answering the question, applied math should never have stupid detail because you're trying to solve practical problems using it, not nonsense hypotheticals like "a man walks into a store and buys 60 watermelons..."
      if you're in a higher level math course for all those mathematicians and physicists, have the overly complex questions. but how about you tone it down for us idiots that can't keep pace, mmm?

    • @relic5752
      @relic5752 5 років тому +2

      @Impaleification There is a fine line between superfluous information and ambiguity in what the result should be. The former can be worked around, though still annoying as it can hamper much more than help someone with the concepts, the latter leads to this comments section, a metric ton of answers. Ultimately, context of the subject (likely geometry) and other information about the chapter would be necessary to know what it is looking for. Kind of makes it a bad question.

  • @scottmiles824
    @scottmiles824 5 років тому +236

    10:16
    Geoff the proud parent😂

    • @Nate9273
      @Nate9273 5 років тому +4

      You know what's funnier than 68? 69

    • @SunKiss3r
      @SunKiss3r 5 років тому +9

      The genuine joy on his face is priceless

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 5 років тому

      Geoff is the proudest dad in the world

    • @Squiggles60
      @Squiggles60 5 років тому

      fanboy editor Who I

  • @66Xeno
    @66Xeno 5 років тому +8

    5:46 "Your teacher's a whore." Jesus Christ, Jack. XD

  • @WingedBagels
    @WingedBagels 4 роки тому +16

    The patio problem isn't a hard math problem but it's filled with extra bullshit purposely to confuse everyone. Teachers like problems like this because it doesn't test math ability, it tests reading and parsing ability (the ability to ignore the bullshit parts of a problem).
    Decrease a shape's area without changing the type of shape : decrease the dimensions by the same rate.
    10 old length
    23 old width
    10 × 23 × 1 = 230 old area
    10 × 23 × (1 - 9/25) = 147.2 new area
    1 - 9/25 = 16/25
    Sqrt(16/25) = Sqrt(16)/Sqrt(25) = 4/5
    10 × 4/5 = 8 new length
    23 × 4/5 = 18.4 new width
    8 × 18.4 = 147.2 new area

  • @Evil409
    @Evil409 5 років тому +83

    You know that when Millie laughed at 69, Geoff felt like one proud dad lol

  • @dawnydoodles
    @dawnydoodles 5 років тому +95

    My brain for 11 minutes and 12 seconds:
    *tv static*

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 років тому +222

    I graduated high school back in 2017, I have no idea how I managed to understand half this shit and Math was one of my better classes.

    • @bigdsweet
      @bigdsweet 5 років тому +13

      Back in 2017? That was just 2 years ago. You can't say back in the day when it was like fucking yesterday.

    • @jake4379
      @jake4379 5 років тому +3

      I graduated 2017 as well. I look back on it and think it’s a miracle I made it out of math. Seriously

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 5 років тому +1

      I graduated in 2017 too and I don't understand any of what they just did lol

    • @GalCon99
      @GalCon99 5 років тому

      I graduated in 2018 but I don't understand American math...

    • @CollinBro13
      @CollinBro13 5 років тому

      Nice profile pic. Underrated show.

  • @Indiscrimi
    @Indiscrimi 5 років тому +26

    Starts with helping Millie with her homework.
    Ends with Geoff threatening to blow up a teacher's house.
    Classic AH escalation.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 років тому +19

    I have never been more happy that I have graduated and don't have kids to help with math. *Edit* also millie's response to the "your teacher is a whore" is priceless.

  • @afluffywhitekitty8589
    @afluffywhitekitty8589 5 років тому +88

    I'm so jelly of Millie's and Geoff's relationship. What a cool father daughter thing they have going on.

  • @liz-ht1tq
    @liz-ht1tq 5 років тому +36

    oh man lil J is gonna HATE proofs with that attitude , its gonna be all "I DONT KNOW THE ADFH IS A PARALLELOGRAM CAUSE THEY ARE LOOK AT IT" "the picture is never ri-" "LOOK AT IT"

  • @zzskyninjazz1821
    @zzskyninjazz1821 5 років тому +105

    I feel like the questions are badly worded to try and throw you off. That’s what happened at my school at least

    • @Xlsy221
      @Xlsy221 5 років тому +7

      Well this question is just worded badly period. There's an infinite set of dimensions that could add up to an area.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 5 років тому +1

      zZSkyNinjaZz this is a bad way, had a college teacher pull this type of stuff, what happened? 75% failure rate because he wouldn’t tell is important shit like what equation to use when multiple equations could be used to solve the problem and get a correct answer

    • @ajlavergne99
      @ajlavergne99 5 років тому

      Well, how would you word it?

    • @FromRussiaWithLuv007
      @FromRussiaWithLuv007 5 років тому

      That's why they also need to teach you how to read word problems. When I was in math, they taught us basically how to take out the key words in the word problem.

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 5 років тому

      AegonSnow
      I know how to pick up the information but for the love of god who the hell writes these math problems? Who writes like this and goes, “Yeah, that’s something people would say.” The phrasing is so god damn stiff, there is a reason language drifts towards being more succinct in most cases.

  • @candymist99
    @candymist99 5 років тому +136

    I just got done with Calc 3 in COLLEGE and I can still say for a fact that 7th grade math was the hardest math I have ever taken in my life

    • @chasetuttle2121
      @chasetuttle2121 5 років тому +3

      @Nathan-DTS don't dis on matrices! Believe me, they are one of the few helpful things you will get out of those high level math courses

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 5 років тому +2

      Noa Mayer I remember taking Trigonometry in 9th grade and that shit was impossible. I basically clocked out for the entire middle portion of the course. I remember my teacher making us use proofs for everything. When she started asking for us to prove why 2+2=4 using trigonometry proofs, I questioned her in the middle of class and asked her, “What is the point of this? Why do we need to learn this?” She answered with the typical BS line that ‘you will use proofs in the real world.’ I then asked her to give me an actual, real world example of when proofs are used and that is when she told me I could either sit down or have detention. That threat gave me my answer. I ended up going from an ‘A’ to a ‘C’ in that class. And while some might see it as a retaliation by the teacher for embarrassing her, I did kind of earn it. Like I said, I clocked out for the middle section. Anytime proofs came up, I skipped them.
      If I remember correctly, trigonometry and proofs are lead up to Pre-Calculus. Since you just finished Calculus 3, maybe you can finally answer my decades old question, what are the real world applications for proofs? I took precal at my Middle College High School, where we were able to take college courses as our HS classes and Calc in college and I have never seen proofs since 9th grade.

    • @redlanternreviews4821
      @redlanternreviews4821 5 років тому

      Middle School was WAY harder than High School for me honestly.

  • @lmcdoug23
    @lmcdoug23 4 роки тому +18

    There are some times that remind me why I love Jack. "Your teacher is a whore" is definitely one of them.

  • @notkaywhy
    @notkaywhy 5 років тому +64

    Nobody:
    AH: *Figuring out 7th grade math is rocket science*

  • @octavianius8215
    @octavianius8215 5 років тому +102

    As a math major this is hilarious

    • @pharrzide
      @pharrzide 5 років тому +39

      Weird flex but okay

    • @Dextrius
      @Dextrius 5 років тому +20

      Uniquely obtuse observation of one's own position upon the selected subject with potential inference of superiority, yet another may withstand

    • @asulonsilver5981
      @asulonsilver5981 5 років тому +2

      @@Dextrius No u

  • @QuickReflexez
    @QuickReflexez 5 років тому +45

    I’m a sophomore in college and I still couldn’t think of how to solve that

    • @jacksonwashburn3918
      @jacksonwashburn3918 5 років тому

      SHaD0W X GunNeR same!🤣🤣

    • @wilhelmofcharlotte772
      @wilhelmofcharlotte772 5 років тому

      Also a college sophomore. Can confirm.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому +2

      There are 2 solutions for these kinds of math problems, the way your teacher tells you to solve it, and then the way you would solve it in real life, one of those is easier and faster, the other one has people puzzled all across America trying to figure out what a certain term used in the question means.

  • @wulfy604
    @wulfy604 5 років тому +118

    Millie's only in seventh? My 8th and 9th math is easier than this!

    • @cameronblanchette6687
      @cameronblanchette6687 5 років тому +8

      Same 10th grade trig is way fucking easyer than this

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 5 років тому +3

      This was my math in 6th grade. Shit was rough

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 5 років тому

      AP math class?

    • @lalalalala2958
      @lalalalala2958 5 років тому +1

      Geoff said it was an AP class at some point.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 років тому

      I hate to break it to you but that probably means youre in the dumb class

  • @DJcystrom
    @DJcystrom 5 років тому +30

    The problem with this is that there are multiple ways to achieve new dimensions and lots of room for interpretation.
    Like, which side is going to be reduced? Are we taking away some of the length or the width of the patio?

  • @littleg5664
    @littleg5664 5 років тому +78

    My solution involves gasoline and a lighter.