Jim Jefferies Dumb Cunts

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  • @acidrain393
    @acidrain393 4 роки тому +136

    Jim’s just a random bloke at a pub in Australia. Go to the USA he’s a comedian.

    • @ehren.newton8563
      @ehren.newton8563 3 роки тому +4

      actually true

    • @TheStoneageRomeo
      @TheStoneageRomeo 3 роки тому

      Brilliant hey?!

    • @captainbarbossa5325
      @captainbarbossa5325 3 роки тому +1

      yea true. I never really "laugh" at what he says mostly chuckle and nod in agreement.

    • @movietechk8987
      @movietechk8987 3 роки тому

      If he was at the pub, I would knock him and tell him to shut up.

    • @movietechk8987
      @movietechk8987 3 роки тому

      @@captainbarbossa5325 I dont agree with any of what he says

  • @lynxlee7703
    @lynxlee7703 3 роки тому +21

    You can hear how much of the crowd is smart. A few laughs when he says DCs can meet other DCs once a week. They clicked instantly... And you can sing songs. Laughing gets louder. And it's called a church. All the DCs suddenly got the joke

  • @mikelombard21
    @mikelombard21 3 роки тому +53

    "Nothing wrong with being stupid. I would take a nice idiot over a smart as*hole any f*cking day of the week".
    Exactly, we are not all the brightest bulbs in the shed but we can all be nice to each other, and that goes a long way.

    • @matrix91234
      @matrix91234 2 роки тому

      What about Bill Cosby? just joking. But i do admire math and science

  • @jackjarvis5451
    @jackjarvis5451 7 років тому +110

    This guy is great he's not scared to say what he think and be contovisal and doesn't give a shi about what people think

    • @drakeblack4179
      @drakeblack4179 7 років тому +1

      joshua2585 - Joshua mate, I think you might be reading Into this a little to much, the joke is religion is stupid, it's funny because it was true then and it's true now.

    • @drakeblack4179
      @drakeblack4179 7 років тому +1

      joshua2585 - You're obsessed with him trying to be edgy but like I already said, it's his delivery that counts not the actual linguistics of the joke, If you type out his material and read it most of it is shit, the point stands it's subjective, it's not like he came on stage, said this then left, it's part of a larger show. (Read back some of your comments before, pretty condescending)

    • @drakeblack4179
      @drakeblack4179 7 років тому

      joshua2585 - Also stop saying 2017, the bloody show was in 2012, at least figure that out before you shitpost about how irrelevant a joke is.

    • @drakeblack4179
      @drakeblack4179 7 років тому

      joshua2585 - So if one comedian makes a joke about Trump it automatically makes any other joke about Trump pointless? He's built a reputation for this kind of comedy, If he stopped talking about religion or politics it wouldn't be like him, sure, he might be beating a dead horse but that's part of the comedic value.

    • @drakeblack4179
      @drakeblack4179 7 років тому

      joshua2585 - You can't complain about old jokes not being funny then use old unfunny sarcasm to do it mate.

  • @OMGWUNSIU
    @OMGWUNSIU 7 років тому +35

    Without a doubt the funniest bit I've ever seen in my life ever anywhere anytime

    • @deggowhop9144
      @deggowhop9144 2 роки тому +1

      George Carlin could smoke this guy

    • @DisappearingNightly
      @DisappearingNightly 2 роки тому +2

      @@deggowhop9144 Rolled up or bong hit?

    • @deggowhop9144
      @deggowhop9144 2 роки тому

      @@DisappearingNightly either :D

    • @paulgaunt9481
      @paulgaunt9481 Рік тому +1

      Carlin would love this guy.

    • @OMGWUNSIU
      @OMGWUNSIU Рік тому

      @@deggowhop9144 nice try but, George carlin is dead, so maybe he did smoke too much

  • @darengauthier522
    @darengauthier522 7 років тому +4

    This video should go on a share campaign across social medias

  • @georgeso4364
    @georgeso4364 3 роки тому +20

    “The smart people are always asking questions which is like cancer to religion!” -Jim Jeffries.
    Amazing fact that just 100 years ago he would be murdered for blasphemy by every religion. And sadly, in some parts of the world, his life would be in danger from religious extremists.

    • @movietechk8987
      @movietechk8987 3 роки тому +3

      George. Im a physicist, MOST physicists believe in God. There is no question that cannot be answered in religion.

    • @pamoweiberezi5315
      @pamoweiberezi5315 2 роки тому

      @@movietechk8987 really? Were Adam and Eve both Caucasians? If they were should every one on the planet be caucasians?

    • @blzraven27
      @blzraven27 2 роки тому

      @@movietechk8987 there are dumb cunt physicists

    • @GR33TINGSEARTHL1NGS
      @GR33TINGSEARTHL1NGS 2 роки тому +3

      @@movietechk8987 You got a source for that? My understanding is that there is no area of science or even philosophy that has a God believing consensus. I know for a fact that philosophers are mostly atheist.

    • @BrokedDownPalace
      @BrokedDownPalace 2 роки тому

      @@movietechk8987 that's absolutely not true. Most physicists do not believe in God. You definitely need to produce a source for that claim, as pretty much every single prominent physicist in the last ~50 years does not believe in Religion or God. Going back earlier than that, a large amount did, but the body of scientific evidence was not nearly as large in regards to evolution, biology, stellar history, neural networks, etc.

  • @nathanlambert1502
    @nathanlambert1502 3 роки тому

    My favourite bit ever

  • @jimmyd19722
    @jimmyd19722 2 роки тому

    Can’t wait to seem live again in the uk In March got my tickets 👍🏻

  • @showingYOUtheworld
    @showingYOUtheworld Рік тому

    2:30 yeaaaaaah 🤣🤣🤣
    You nailed Jim 🤣🤣😂😂❗

  • @dionysios8700
    @dionysios8700 7 років тому +13

    I guess I’m stupid

  • @giovannid.6264
    @giovannid.6264 6 років тому +19

    2:28
    well, this ain't wrong

  • @lewis72
    @lewis72 7 років тому +8

    Why isn't this guy on Neighbours ?
    Good replacement for Joe Mangle !

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 6 років тому +1

      Lewis72 he's not going to want to go back to australia for neighbours when he has his own show and does stand up haha.

    • @TheAussieraver
      @TheAussieraver 5 років тому

      Joe mangle lol nice 80's neighbours reference

  • @ryankibler7973
    @ryankibler7973 3 роки тому +2

    I was banned from Twitter for using the c word. No warnings, suspensions or second chance

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 роки тому +1

      I got banned from Facebook for quoting it's always sunny in Philadelphia and I used quotes
      This is just a conspiracy to silence people who go against the centrist liberal world order headed by Zuck, Hillary, etc.

    • @epictetus9766
      @epictetus9766 2 роки тому

      Those Twitter cunts!

  • @Jude74
    @Jude74 5 років тому +2

    I saw one hand near the front.

  • @TeddylsALiar
    @TeddylsALiar 6 років тому +2

    Like #800

  • @the_many
    @the_many 5 років тому +16

    The reincarnation of George Carlin.

    • @fawkumean378
      @fawkumean378 Рік тому +1

      I wouldn’t go that far, but he’s the closest thing we got honestly

  • @lisabass7584
    @lisabass7584 4 роки тому +1

    Lol Love it

  • @IdahoDali
    @IdahoDali 2 роки тому +1

    Smart people can have learning difficulties.

    • @ambrose7196
      @ambrose7196 Рік тому

      Guess what? They're dumb cunts with a high IQ

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk 4 роки тому +2

    Funny. But wrong. You're not stupid if you have a learning disability. You're stupid if you're unwilling to learn and do something against it despite better judgement. Has nothing to do with how fast you learn.

  • @gymguy25
    @gymguy25 5 років тому +2

    If you're an atheist who hates Donald Trump, ever thought about going around telling people that Trump doesn't exist and then insulting and ridiculing anyone who doesn't believe your lies? Maybe you should try it!

    • @mcadevibe
      @mcadevibe 4 роки тому +2

      Haha truth hurts .. You deluded idiot. We can prove Trump exists.. Prove your god exists. Or any of the other thousands man created... Oh you can’t.

    • @gymguy25
      @gymguy25 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcadevibe
      Luke 21:9-But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions (9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Russia, China), be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
      10-Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation (whites vs blacks/Antifa/BLM/proud boys), and kingdom against kingdom (US vs China/North Korea/Iran)
      11-And great earthquakes shall be in divers places (Indian Ocean, Haiti, Japan, New Zealand, China, Pakistan) and famines (2020 African locust infestation, grocery stores losing stock due to Covid-19), and pestilences (AIDS, SARS, Ebola, Covid-19); and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven (Sept 23 2017 sign in heavens, August 2017 American eclipse, blood moons on Jewish feasts 2014-15, UFO clears Chinese airport Aug 5 2020).
      12-But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake (covered up by fake news in the West but coming to pass just about everywhere on Earth except the West).
      25-And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring (recent hurricanes/tornadoes/storms/fires/global warming).

    • @gymguy25
      @gymguy25 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcadevibe The problem isn't proving that there is a God, it's reasoning with someone who's deluded himself into thinking that his mockery and insults possess the ability to change what the truth is.

    • @mcadevibe
      @mcadevibe 4 роки тому

      gymguy25 if you have proof provide it & then go collect your nobel prize. You have no clue about rational thinking & epistemology. Very sad how brainwashed you are.

    • @gymguy25
      @gymguy25 4 роки тому

      @@mcadevibe If I show you the chariot wheels and axels found at the bottom of the Red Sea or the remains of Noah's Ark/Sodom and Gomora, things like that, you're going to say they're hoaxes, if I show you that the migration of Jews from around the world to Israel, starting in the late 19th century and the rebirth of Israel in 1948 were foretold in Ezekiel 37:21-22, you're going to say it's a coincidence, if I tell you that before I accepted Christ as savior, about 2-3% of my prayers were answered, since I got saved, it's closer to 90%, you're going to say I'm delusional or I'm making it up, if I show you a clip of people exercising a demon-possessed person, you're going to say it is faked, what exactly would you consider proof? Don't forget God himself was standing in front of Jews performing miracles and fulfilling Bible prophecies and most of them still didn't believe! It's literally like as if the enemy has deceived you into believing that your lies can change the truth (2 Cor 4:4)!

  • @weburnitatbothends
    @weburnitatbothends 5 років тому +2

    Haha as proven by Australian and global politics lol

  • @BreezyE-d3n
    @BreezyE-d3n 2 роки тому +1

    As somwhom hoos sydlexic I find this very offenceive

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings 4 роки тому +6

    The irony of Jim finding out later that he's Autistic...

    • @sempai3169
      @sempai3169 Рік тому

      Majority of Autistics are Geniuses. 😂

  • @Jaanikins
    @Jaanikins 4 роки тому +3

    Nah I disagree with the learning thing. It makes sense if he said "incapable of learning", but "difficulty with learning" that's a bit harsh on the kid. Not everyone learns the same way, with the same methods and pace. If you're incapable of understanding or learning something as basic as 2+2 then you have a problem.

    • @dylanroper6446
      @dylanroper6446 4 роки тому

      But what he's saying is, out of everyone in that room, not one believes they have a stupid child.

    • @dylanroper6446
      @dylanroper6446 4 роки тому

      It's because they don't acknowledge stupidity, as he said. Maybe it's because the parents themselves are stupid cunts.

    • @JoeyRhubarb
      @JoeyRhubarb 3 роки тому +1

      It's a joke not a dick, no need to take it so hard.

    • @nerdycaveman4547
      @nerdycaveman4547 3 роки тому

      You do realise he himself is actually on the autism spectrum right?

  • @gymguy25
    @gymguy25 5 років тому +2

    Fact: saying 2+2=5 turns 2+2 into 5, only once the person who said 2+2=5 has been insulted and/or ridiculed does 2+2 go back to equaling 4... or at least, you'd swear anyone who says there's no God thinks that's the way the world works!

    • @DondeRob
      @DondeRob 2 роки тому

      Nah, you just proved yourself dumb. 2+2=4, not because some cunt decided that it was and everybody else just followed suit. Math is exact. Not like religion, which is as fluid as it needs to be, in order to be able to fool enough people into following it.

  • @Kiserrra
    @Kiserrra 6 років тому +5

    My argument to people saying it's ripped off
    George Carlin is dead boi.
    (THIS IS A JOKE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

  • @eloquentpixellawl7841
    @eloquentpixellawl7841 3 роки тому +6

    This guy used to be funny and here’s proof

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve actually used the “If you’re a dumb cunt...” line multiple times in life

  • @jflores85
    @jflores85 4 роки тому +2

    Nah. stupid is recalling that information or feeling and going the opposite route.

  • @deggowhop9144
    @deggowhop9144 2 роки тому

    I see he's been to a Trump rally XD

  • @hazza7049
    @hazza7049 3 роки тому +1

    Haha

  • @azaazza355
    @azaazza355 4 роки тому

    team edge

  • @zahkrosis5133
    @zahkrosis5133 8 років тому +46

    Congratulations. You took a scene from something you saw on UA-cam and reposted it.
    UA-cam gold.

    • @zahkrosis5133
      @zahkrosis5133 8 років тому +2

      +awnnerd You mad?

    • @awnnerd
      @awnnerd 8 років тому +16

      Zahkrosis You an ungreatful tool?

    • @zahkrosis5133
      @zahkrosis5133 8 років тому

      +awnnerd Do you expect shovels to say thanks after being used to clean the stables of horse dung?
      No.
      if I wanted to watch this clip I would watch the original.

    • @awnnerd
      @awnnerd 8 років тому +11

      Zahkrosis At least they have a purpose.

    • @digitaloctavelol3700
      @digitaloctavelol3700 8 років тому +5

      then why did you come to watch this video?

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 7 років тому +3

    Isn't this a ripoff of Mencia's Dee Dee Dee?

  • @lawrencetendler2342
    @lawrencetendler2342 6 років тому +8

    I enjoyed this video, if he was in any way remotely funnyit would have been even better.

    • @dzhokharsadaev7296
      @dzhokharsadaev7296 6 років тому +3

      How did you enjoy it if it wasn't funny

    • @lawrencetendler2342
      @lawrencetendler2342 6 років тому

      Fuck off and use your brain

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 6 років тому +1

      I'm a dumb cunt and I find this hilariously true.

  • @Barushia
    @Barushia 8 років тому +18

    Just ripped off George carlin

    • @CybrosisEvolved
      @CybrosisEvolved 6 років тому

      George Carlin is dead, he doesn't give a flying fucking cunt.

    • @gymguy25
      @gymguy25 4 роки тому +1

      and Carlin ripped off the devil so where's the problem?

  • @dylanrhymerthecomedian8023
    @dylanrhymerthecomedian8023 3 роки тому

    Mediocre.

  • @lawrencetendler2342
    @lawrencetendler2342 6 років тому +4

    About as funny a Tuberculosis..

  • @marlowelain205
    @marlowelain205 6 років тому +4

    It's a shame this is the type of humour people pay good money for. He's funny in a brazen, obnoxious manner, not in a witty or intelligent way, It encourages other comedians to aim for this level of degrading, unsophisticated jokes. If you want some real, well thought out comedy check out Mitch Hedberg , Steven Wright Demetri Martin, or others in that vein of comedy

    • @catnium
      @catnium 6 років тому +2

      people don't go to comedy stand ups to have quality humor presented to them ... they go to comedy stand up to watch some dude rant about how society is fucked up.

    • @gianthechmas9414
      @gianthechmas9414 6 років тому +5

      Go be elitist somewhere else you pompous bag of shit

    • @jaeclarke450
      @jaeclarke450 5 років тому +1

      You just don't like the truth

    • @nero9883
      @nero9883 4 роки тому +7

      @@jaeclarke450 Well, there is still a place where he can go to socialize with people like him, he can even sing songs...

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 Рік тому +1

      What are you even talking about? This is intelligent humor. If you aren't getting it then you are probably part of the group being insulted.

  • @SuperRiverRat1
    @SuperRiverRat1 4 роки тому

    Trump supporter guaranteed. Lol

    • @dk-sky3820
      @dk-sky3820 4 роки тому +4

      Anti guns, anti religion and pro choice Australian Jim Jeffries who made jokes about Trump. Yeah, sounds definitely like a Trump supporter 🤦‍♂️

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 4 роки тому +2

      I am pretty sure that Jim thinks Trump and his kids are a bunch of dumb cunts.
      And he would be right too.

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 роки тому +2

      Jim has a whole skit slamming Trump.