You can hear how much of the crowd is smart. A few laughs when he says DCs can meet other DCs once a week. They clicked instantly... And you can sing songs. Laughing gets louder. And it's called a church. All the DCs suddenly got the joke
"Nothing wrong with being stupid. I would take a nice idiot over a smart as*hole any f*cking day of the week". Exactly, we are not all the brightest bulbs in the shed but we can all be nice to each other, and that goes a long way.
joshua2585 - Joshua mate, I think you might be reading Into this a little to much, the joke is religion is stupid, it's funny because it was true then and it's true now.
joshua2585 - You're obsessed with him trying to be edgy but like I already said, it's his delivery that counts not the actual linguistics of the joke, If you type out his material and read it most of it is shit, the point stands it's subjective, it's not like he came on stage, said this then left, it's part of a larger show. (Read back some of your comments before, pretty condescending)
joshua2585 - So if one comedian makes a joke about Trump it automatically makes any other joke about Trump pointless? He's built a reputation for this kind of comedy, If he stopped talking about religion or politics it wouldn't be like him, sure, he might be beating a dead horse but that's part of the comedic value.
“The smart people are always asking questions which is like cancer to religion!” -Jim Jeffries. Amazing fact that just 100 years ago he would be murdered for blasphemy by every religion. And sadly, in some parts of the world, his life would be in danger from religious extremists.
@@movietechk8987 You got a source for that? My understanding is that there is no area of science or even philosophy that has a God believing consensus. I know for a fact that philosophers are mostly atheist.
@@movietechk8987 that's absolutely not true. Most physicists do not believe in God. You definitely need to produce a source for that claim, as pretty much every single prominent physicist in the last ~50 years does not believe in Religion or God. Going back earlier than that, a large amount did, but the body of scientific evidence was not nearly as large in regards to evolution, biology, stellar history, neural networks, etc.
I got banned from Facebook for quoting it's always sunny in Philadelphia and I used quotes This is just a conspiracy to silence people who go against the centrist liberal world order headed by Zuck, Hillary, etc.
Funny. But wrong. You're not stupid if you have a learning disability. You're stupid if you're unwilling to learn and do something against it despite better judgement. Has nothing to do with how fast you learn.
If you're an atheist who hates Donald Trump, ever thought about going around telling people that Trump doesn't exist and then insulting and ridiculing anyone who doesn't believe your lies? Maybe you should try it!
@@mcadevibe Luke 21:9-But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions (9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Russia, China), be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by. 10-Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation (whites vs blacks/Antifa/BLM/proud boys), and kingdom against kingdom (US vs China/North Korea/Iran) 11-And great earthquakes shall be in divers places (Indian Ocean, Haiti, Japan, New Zealand, China, Pakistan) and famines (2020 African locust infestation, grocery stores losing stock due to Covid-19), and pestilences (AIDS, SARS, Ebola, Covid-19); and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven (Sept 23 2017 sign in heavens, August 2017 American eclipse, blood moons on Jewish feasts 2014-15, UFO clears Chinese airport Aug 5 2020). 12-But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake (covered up by fake news in the West but coming to pass just about everywhere on Earth except the West). 25-And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring (recent hurricanes/tornadoes/storms/fires/global warming).
@@mcadevibe The problem isn't proving that there is a God, it's reasoning with someone who's deluded himself into thinking that his mockery and insults possess the ability to change what the truth is.
gymguy25 if you have proof provide it & then go collect your nobel prize. You have no clue about rational thinking & epistemology. Very sad how brainwashed you are.
@@mcadevibe If I show you the chariot wheels and axels found at the bottom of the Red Sea or the remains of Noah's Ark/Sodom and Gomora, things like that, you're going to say they're hoaxes, if I show you that the migration of Jews from around the world to Israel, starting in the late 19th century and the rebirth of Israel in 1948 were foretold in Ezekiel 37:21-22, you're going to say it's a coincidence, if I tell you that before I accepted Christ as savior, about 2-3% of my prayers were answered, since I got saved, it's closer to 90%, you're going to say I'm delusional or I'm making it up, if I show you a clip of people exercising a demon-possessed person, you're going to say it is faked, what exactly would you consider proof? Don't forget God himself was standing in front of Jews performing miracles and fulfilling Bible prophecies and most of them still didn't believe! It's literally like as if the enemy has deceived you into believing that your lies can change the truth (2 Cor 4:4)!
Nah I disagree with the learning thing. It makes sense if he said "incapable of learning", but "difficulty with learning" that's a bit harsh on the kid. Not everyone learns the same way, with the same methods and pace. If you're incapable of understanding or learning something as basic as 2+2 then you have a problem.
Fact: saying 2+2=5 turns 2+2 into 5, only once the person who said 2+2=5 has been insulted and/or ridiculed does 2+2 go back to equaling 4... or at least, you'd swear anyone who says there's no God thinks that's the way the world works!
Nah, you just proved yourself dumb. 2+2=4, not because some cunt decided that it was and everybody else just followed suit. Math is exact. Not like religion, which is as fluid as it needs to be, in order to be able to fool enough people into following it.
+awnnerd Do you expect shovels to say thanks after being used to clean the stables of horse dung? No. if I wanted to watch this clip I would watch the original.
It's a shame this is the type of humour people pay good money for. He's funny in a brazen, obnoxious manner, not in a witty or intelligent way, It encourages other comedians to aim for this level of degrading, unsophisticated jokes. If you want some real, well thought out comedy check out Mitch Hedberg , Steven Wright Demetri Martin, or others in that vein of comedy
people don't go to comedy stand ups to have quality humor presented to them ... they go to comedy stand up to watch some dude rant about how society is fucked up.
Jim’s just a random bloke at a pub in Australia. Go to the USA he’s a comedian.
actually true
Brilliant hey?!
yea true. I never really "laugh" at what he says mostly chuckle and nod in agreement.
If he was at the pub, I would knock him and tell him to shut up.
@@captainbarbossa5325 I dont agree with any of what he says
You can hear how much of the crowd is smart. A few laughs when he says DCs can meet other DCs once a week. They clicked instantly... And you can sing songs. Laughing gets louder. And it's called a church. All the DCs suddenly got the joke
Dcs ?
Wdym
@@Therangers201 Dumb C words
"Nothing wrong with being stupid. I would take a nice idiot over a smart as*hole any f*cking day of the week".
Exactly, we are not all the brightest bulbs in the shed but we can all be nice to each other, and that goes a long way.
What about Bill Cosby? just joking. But i do admire math and science
This guy is great he's not scared to say what he think and be contovisal and doesn't give a shi about what people think
joshua2585 - Joshua mate, I think you might be reading Into this a little to much, the joke is religion is stupid, it's funny because it was true then and it's true now.
joshua2585 - You're obsessed with him trying to be edgy but like I already said, it's his delivery that counts not the actual linguistics of the joke, If you type out his material and read it most of it is shit, the point stands it's subjective, it's not like he came on stage, said this then left, it's part of a larger show. (Read back some of your comments before, pretty condescending)
joshua2585 - Also stop saying 2017, the bloody show was in 2012, at least figure that out before you shitpost about how irrelevant a joke is.
joshua2585 - So if one comedian makes a joke about Trump it automatically makes any other joke about Trump pointless? He's built a reputation for this kind of comedy, If he stopped talking about religion or politics it wouldn't be like him, sure, he might be beating a dead horse but that's part of the comedic value.
joshua2585 - You can't complain about old jokes not being funny then use old unfunny sarcasm to do it mate.
Without a doubt the funniest bit I've ever seen in my life ever anywhere anytime
George Carlin could smoke this guy
@@deggowhop9144 Rolled up or bong hit?
@@DisappearingNightly either :D
Carlin would love this guy.
@@deggowhop9144 nice try but, George carlin is dead, so maybe he did smoke too much
This video should go on a share campaign across social medias
“The smart people are always asking questions which is like cancer to religion!” -Jim Jeffries.
Amazing fact that just 100 years ago he would be murdered for blasphemy by every religion. And sadly, in some parts of the world, his life would be in danger from religious extremists.
George. Im a physicist, MOST physicists believe in God. There is no question that cannot be answered in religion.
@@movietechk8987 really? Were Adam and Eve both Caucasians? If they were should every one on the planet be caucasians?
@@movietechk8987 there are dumb cunt physicists
@@movietechk8987 You got a source for that? My understanding is that there is no area of science or even philosophy that has a God believing consensus. I know for a fact that philosophers are mostly atheist.
@@movietechk8987 that's absolutely not true. Most physicists do not believe in God. You definitely need to produce a source for that claim, as pretty much every single prominent physicist in the last ~50 years does not believe in Religion or God. Going back earlier than that, a large amount did, but the body of scientific evidence was not nearly as large in regards to evolution, biology, stellar history, neural networks, etc.
My favourite bit ever
Can’t wait to seem live again in the uk In March got my tickets 👍🏻
2:30 yeaaaaaah 🤣🤣🤣
You nailed Jim 🤣🤣😂😂❗
I guess I’m stupid
2:28
well, this ain't wrong
Why isn't this guy on Neighbours ?
Good replacement for Joe Mangle !
Lewis72 he's not going to want to go back to australia for neighbours when he has his own show and does stand up haha.
Joe mangle lol nice 80's neighbours reference
I was banned from Twitter for using the c word. No warnings, suspensions or second chance
I got banned from Facebook for quoting it's always sunny in Philadelphia and I used quotes
This is just a conspiracy to silence people who go against the centrist liberal world order headed by Zuck, Hillary, etc.
Those Twitter cunts!
I saw one hand near the front.
Like #800
The reincarnation of George Carlin.
I wouldn’t go that far, but he’s the closest thing we got honestly
Lol Love it
Smart people can have learning difficulties.
Guess what? They're dumb cunts with a high IQ
Funny. But wrong. You're not stupid if you have a learning disability. You're stupid if you're unwilling to learn and do something against it despite better judgement. Has nothing to do with how fast you learn.
If you're an atheist who hates Donald Trump, ever thought about going around telling people that Trump doesn't exist and then insulting and ridiculing anyone who doesn't believe your lies? Maybe you should try it!
Haha truth hurts .. You deluded idiot. We can prove Trump exists.. Prove your god exists. Or any of the other thousands man created... Oh you can’t.
@@mcadevibe
Luke 21:9-But when ye shall hear of wars and commotions (9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Russia, China), be not terrified: for these things must first come to pass; but the end is not by and by.
10-Then said he unto them, Nation shall rise against nation (whites vs blacks/Antifa/BLM/proud boys), and kingdom against kingdom (US vs China/North Korea/Iran)
11-And great earthquakes shall be in divers places (Indian Ocean, Haiti, Japan, New Zealand, China, Pakistan) and famines (2020 African locust infestation, grocery stores losing stock due to Covid-19), and pestilences (AIDS, SARS, Ebola, Covid-19); and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven (Sept 23 2017 sign in heavens, August 2017 American eclipse, blood moons on Jewish feasts 2014-15, UFO clears Chinese airport Aug 5 2020).
12-But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake (covered up by fake news in the West but coming to pass just about everywhere on Earth except the West).
25-And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring (recent hurricanes/tornadoes/storms/fires/global warming).
@@mcadevibe The problem isn't proving that there is a God, it's reasoning with someone who's deluded himself into thinking that his mockery and insults possess the ability to change what the truth is.
gymguy25 if you have proof provide it & then go collect your nobel prize. You have no clue about rational thinking & epistemology. Very sad how brainwashed you are.
@@mcadevibe If I show you the chariot wheels and axels found at the bottom of the Red Sea or the remains of Noah's Ark/Sodom and Gomora, things like that, you're going to say they're hoaxes, if I show you that the migration of Jews from around the world to Israel, starting in the late 19th century and the rebirth of Israel in 1948 were foretold in Ezekiel 37:21-22, you're going to say it's a coincidence, if I tell you that before I accepted Christ as savior, about 2-3% of my prayers were answered, since I got saved, it's closer to 90%, you're going to say I'm delusional or I'm making it up, if I show you a clip of people exercising a demon-possessed person, you're going to say it is faked, what exactly would you consider proof? Don't forget God himself was standing in front of Jews performing miracles and fulfilling Bible prophecies and most of them still didn't believe! It's literally like as if the enemy has deceived you into believing that your lies can change the truth (2 Cor 4:4)!
Haha as proven by Australian and global politics lol
As somwhom hoos sydlexic I find this very offenceive
The irony of Jim finding out later that he's Autistic...
Majority of Autistics are Geniuses. 😂
Nah I disagree with the learning thing. It makes sense if he said "incapable of learning", but "difficulty with learning" that's a bit harsh on the kid. Not everyone learns the same way, with the same methods and pace. If you're incapable of understanding or learning something as basic as 2+2 then you have a problem.
But what he's saying is, out of everyone in that room, not one believes they have a stupid child.
It's because they don't acknowledge stupidity, as he said. Maybe it's because the parents themselves are stupid cunts.
It's a joke not a dick, no need to take it so hard.
You do realise he himself is actually on the autism spectrum right?
Fact: saying 2+2=5 turns 2+2 into 5, only once the person who said 2+2=5 has been insulted and/or ridiculed does 2+2 go back to equaling 4... or at least, you'd swear anyone who says there's no God thinks that's the way the world works!
Nah, you just proved yourself dumb. 2+2=4, not because some cunt decided that it was and everybody else just followed suit. Math is exact. Not like religion, which is as fluid as it needs to be, in order to be able to fool enough people into following it.
My argument to people saying it's ripped off
George Carlin is dead boi.
(THIS IS A JOKE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
This guy used to be funny and here’s proof
Not funny though, A clown for circus maybe.
@@movietechk8987 no clown got paid that much lol
I’ve actually used the “If you’re a dumb cunt...” line multiple times in life
Nah. stupid is recalling that information or feeling and going the opposite route.
I see he's been to a Trump rally XD
Haha
team edge
Congratulations. You took a scene from something you saw on UA-cam and reposted it.
UA-cam gold.
+awnnerd You mad?
Zahkrosis You an ungreatful tool?
+awnnerd Do you expect shovels to say thanks after being used to clean the stables of horse dung?
No.
if I wanted to watch this clip I would watch the original.
Zahkrosis At least they have a purpose.
then why did you come to watch this video?
Isn't this a ripoff of Mencia's Dee Dee Dee?
Lol
I enjoyed this video, if he was in any way remotely funnyit would have been even better.
How did you enjoy it if it wasn't funny
Fuck off and use your brain
I'm a dumb cunt and I find this hilariously true.
Just ripped off George carlin
George Carlin is dead, he doesn't give a flying fucking cunt.
and Carlin ripped off the devil so where's the problem?
Mediocre.
About as funny a Tuberculosis..
It's a shame this is the type of humour people pay good money for. He's funny in a brazen, obnoxious manner, not in a witty or intelligent way, It encourages other comedians to aim for this level of degrading, unsophisticated jokes. If you want some real, well thought out comedy check out Mitch Hedberg , Steven Wright Demetri Martin, or others in that vein of comedy
people don't go to comedy stand ups to have quality humor presented to them ... they go to comedy stand up to watch some dude rant about how society is fucked up.
Go be elitist somewhere else you pompous bag of shit
You just don't like the truth
@@jaeclarke450 Well, there is still a place where he can go to socialize with people like him, he can even sing songs...
What are you even talking about? This is intelligent humor. If you aren't getting it then you are probably part of the group being insulted.
Trump supporter guaranteed. Lol
Anti guns, anti religion and pro choice Australian Jim Jeffries who made jokes about Trump. Yeah, sounds definitely like a Trump supporter 🤦♂️
I am pretty sure that Jim thinks Trump and his kids are a bunch of dumb cunts.
And he would be right too.
Jim has a whole skit slamming Trump.