Eat Meat From Animals That Deserved to Die | We The Internet TV
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- We get it. You want to eat meat without the guilt of supporting factory farming.
That's why we've created Justice Meats: the delicious meat you love, made from animals who 100% deserved to die.
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So far 12 PETA members showed up to verify they have no sense of humor.
PETA should be declared a terrorist group too, along with antifa and BLM.
Make it 19 now.
Well...this video isn't exactly their best work...
31 at latest count.
PeTA also Deserves to Fry!!!
Its 38 now.
"Justice is served." Hilarious.
Unintentional result of this video: I'm off to google "duck bacon"
This is a great way to reduce overcrowding in prisons!
So you are suggesting cannibalism? That's nasty.
1216jimmyz -Men raping other men in prison is nasty, too.
Somebody or something needs to eat those rapists.
@@rhpicayune yeah...how about avoiding probably the most disturbing sin ever then ...feed them to zoo animals maybe?
🤢
@@rhpicayune we can feed them to the pigs.
Damn...how many innocent fish, pheasant, and deer have I murdered without a trial - send in the tree huggers I'm ready to meet my doom.
Honestly thought there was going to be a cop joke with the pig. But Chauvinist Pig is so much better, oldie but goldie
The cop that killed Floyd was named Chauvin, so it still works as a cop joke.
@@johnterpack3940 Big Brain John exploded my mind
I feel like this was inspired by Freedom Toons' Racist Cows skit.
Literally thinking that
Being this tasty should be against the law to begin with
This has "Bring back the draft, but only for jerks" vibes
I could see these moronic people supporting eating some "Justice Soylent Green" to "save the Earth from Climate Change". I really wish that I was just joking.
@@dakoderii4221 Ironically, those that are turned into the soylent green are those that are pushing for it.
@@dakoderii4221
the other day, comments were debating if grass/plants have feeling, feeling of pain!
Already I’m seeing dislikes before anyone can even finish the video!
I noticed that, too.
I noticed that too I was one of them.
james gilbert :(
@@starlightningduelist7273 Oh just joking sorry
james gilbert :/
In defense of wrongly accused ducks, I can only say, "Wabbitt season!!"
Justice is served... and it's delish!
Literally served on a silver platter.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
??
🤣🤣🤣
Zabe Hameed -Hey, it’s been done before...
Anything with muscles are meat
@Zabe Hameed do humans taste good is the question?
Title change:
"How to Pick a Fight with PETA: Justice Meats"
I needed this. So pissed off at work today. I tried not to laugh but failed. Im getting some justice meat after work today!
It brings me back to when Cracked actually made decent content...
Or any content for that matter.
Yeah it's all lecturing now.
is this roger from cracked, cause it sounds just like him
Yes. Actor Jack Hunter. I've missed him.
You truly are doing God's work, Justice Meats. I've watched in horror as cow, after cow, have been assaulted by rampaging bulls, and they've never been prosecuted. Finally, justice is being meted out, and I could not be happier.
This still cracks me up today. I wish these guys were making more videos.
For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 3
Best be ones that were caught loitering.
*"JUSTICE MEATS"*
Literally served on a silver platter.
Animal rights satire does not happen every day. Thank you for keeping it fresh, yet again.
I feel like this is taking heavily from freedomtoons racist cow video
I knew I'd seen this concept somewhere. That having been said, they really took it to the next level.
It’s an expanded version of a Jim Gaffigan Joke. Still funny.... and by no means is it a “Carlos Mencia”
BRILLIANT.
Damn you WTI - no mention of the background music and now I have to find it, what the heck is that song?!?!
The ending should be "Justice is served....and it tastes delicious!"
Did you steal the idea from freedom toons?
Omggg yes I thought so too
That’s what I thought
I'm not the only one who thought this.
It's very similar, but I'll give them a pass as it's just different enough.
If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make cows out of beef! One of my favorite meats is duck, but what is this thing shown in the video I’ve never seen or heard of, duck bacon! Where can I get some to try out?
From Justice Meats!
@@WeTheInternetTV where does one contact this... Juicy... I mean Justice Meats...?
Ducks are well known to be rap1sts.
Technically God did make humans vegetarians at first but that didn’t work out so he gave humans permission to eat whatever after Noah.
Coomer Eternal - First off, I was making a joke but I guess it went over your head! Please go and look up the word beef my friend. Human MEAT is just meat, unless you are a Cannibal. They call human flesh long pork, because they describe it as tasting like pork. So, humans are the OTHER, other white meat! So, who’s the dumb dude now, not me!
Lol! Freedom toons did a similar video this one adds a little something else though!
That Man's Voice is both epic and legendary!
I hope you guys keep casting him!
I love his "honest advertising" skits, and would like to see him in more stuff on your channel! =]
Great to hear my boy Jack Hunter working with you guys again!!
Laughed my tenderloins off!
What if we don't have any guilt about our place in the food chain?
This reminds me of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” joke where in the future, they’ve genetically made cows that were raised to want to be killed and eaten.
In fact, they even enjoy being killed and eaten.
It's satire now, but this will be a documentary in 10 years.
This reminds me of Racit beef made by freedom toons
That's why I only eat plant based food. After the nutrients from the plants are processed by an animal.
Is this a rival to canceled cattle?
Does Justice Meats have a weekly subscription model? I'd love to do my part in reducing crime in the animal kingdom and increasing the savory goodness at home.
I'm going out for a burger. Brb 😋
Justice is served...with a side of corn.
In local news... Dog bites man. Dog is convicted of assault. Dog is sentenced to life inside a natural casing. Man then bites dog.
Well boys, we're having geese tonight!
Freedom Toons did it first but he made all of them Trump supporters
Best way to get vegetarians to eat meat I suppose.
Make it top comment!
@Coomer Eternal so...what's your flavor? CNN? VICE? VOX?
@@4000marcdman #notallvegetarians are SJW snowflakes.
@@WouterCloetens but all Vegans are, right?
This is amazing. I WANT TO ORDER!
I just had some cancelled bacon an hour ago on my BLT. So good, so justified.
I dont eat meat for health reasons but this is hysterical!
End capital punishment now!
Beautiful, best video yet!
Journalism In Tennessee by Mark Twain. PLEASE make a video of this!!!
I like the picture of 3 sheep. Its beautiful
Where can we order?
🤣
The narrator was Roger from the Cracked videos. As long as dead animal go in my tum tum, what do I care what they may or may not be guilty of.
Please come back!!! We need you 🥺
Well done!
Haha this made me lol, and hungry so right now my dog is on trial for getting in the garbage, sadly it's her third strike...
I'm all in.
But the innocence is what makes the meat so tender!
What about all those vegetables ruthlessly sucking all the nutrients out of the soil. Shouldn't they be put in the can?
We miss you! Merry Christmas 🎅
Under Rico law lmao
Good efforting getting to the meat and potatoes of this issue.
Now I'm hungry.
Where & how can I order?? I my credit card ready!! Is there free shipping on orders over $100.00?? Best wishes
I love meat but I don't think industrial feed lots should be a thing. I watched "food, inc." and polyface farms are the style of raising animals should be used everywhere.
Was that whole thing made to support that ending line, "Justice is Served?"
Yup. Just like the old twilight zone episode "To Serve Man."
I can sleep guilt free again
Impossible meat is good, impossible meat came not from animals only from plants 🌱 🍔
will it blend ? well yes.. you blended the fck out of this year.. !
Does it come with free shipping?
1. Raise delicious, organic, acorn fed, Iberico pigs.
2. Humanely sedate pig and remove a leg. Replace leg with state-of-the-art prosthetic. The pig won't mind much.
3. Delicious, humane pork.
4. Tradename - Hamputees.
The tagline is priceless!
@Hugh Jones Never heard of it before. After looking it up, I think I'll suggest it for dinner one night. Thanks!
You forgot all the rapist dolphins!
This video is sarcastic attack on vegetarians but it can't change the fact that people consider some animals as eatables and some as loveables. This definition changes people to people, some people eat chicken but get offended by someone eating a dog.
Freedom toons was funnier. Cows were wearing MAGA hats.
True
Brilliant!!!!!
How is foie gras? is it worth the suffering of the animal? or...
It's liver. Apparently, for people who like liver, it's heavenly.
Personally, I'd rather eat pencil erasers. The taste and texture are remarkably similar.
"Justice is served"
I'll have it medium rare please. 😁
Appellate court become Appetizer court. There is more incentive for a guilty verdict...old hat.
This video made hungry
I love it!!
Where do I sign up
Seems pretty similar to a Freedom Toons skit......
Yep. "Racist Cows," to be precise.
I almost feel like they saw Rascist cows by freedomtoons and then decided to make this.
😂🤣😂. I need to find a guilty cow to eat.
His name is Roger, by the way. :)
This really reminds me of the Freedom toons racist cows episode :D damm good
Guilt? wat guilt
Yes, yes, and so many more yeses!!! 🤣
I hit the 13th like the day before Friday.
Okay google how do I make duck bacon?
This is kinda like the freedom toons video
Not as funny
I want to be a vegetarian or vegan.
So going to BBQ steak tonight!
Roger!
10/10!
Someone please send this to Steven Pinker (who imagines that the rise of veganism is an advance in civilization)...
Amazing
Brillant.
I'll take 20
Hello Roger. It’s been awhile.
Roger!!!
No animal is without guilt. Eat um all! Including humans! Nom Nom Nom