Rural Medicine 4th of July

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  • @DGlaucomflecken
    @DGlaucomflecken  Рік тому +4673

    Some people seem to be confused by the law of the town of unincorporated land. I think it’s pretty clear. Rural Medicine lost his re-election campaign to the goat and legislation must also be signed by Texaco Mike for obvious reasons

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 Рік тому +101

      What kind of goat?

    • @PWLfr
      @PWLfr Рік тому +181

      I love the implication that Rural Medicine never passed a single law during his mandate(s)

    • @mixiearmadillo7452
      @mixiearmadillo7452 Рік тому +40

      Clearly he was bolstered by eating all the pies.

    • @MaverickJackJohnson
      @MaverickJackJohnson Рік тому +135

      @@petrabanjarnahor229We don't ask those types of questions.

    • @Emilio1985
      @Emilio1985 Рік тому +61

      For a moment, I figured that was just Rural Medicine's signature, what with doctor's having unintelligible handwriting and all.

  • @PathomanTony
    @PathomanTony Рік тому +4743

    Just realized rural medicine lost the mayoral election to the goat, judging by the signature😂

    • @pantsofbattle
      @pantsofbattle Рік тому +174

      The GCU lore never ends😂

    • @dorothea_walland
      @dorothea_walland Рік тому +93

      what puzzles me is why texaco mike did not win?!

    • @BadlyDrawnJack
      @BadlyDrawnJack Рік тому +30

      It will still be a mystery how the top comment always beats the pinned comment in likes...
      **boop**

    • @a24396
      @a24396 Рік тому +71

      ​@@dorothea_wallandTexaco Mike is the power behind the throne.

    • @privacyvalued4134
      @privacyvalued4134 Рік тому +28

      I dunno about that though. I watch enough Hoof GP to think that looks more like a cow print than a goat. Fraudulent signature made by a cow?

  • @Miss_Dis
    @Miss_Dis Рік тому +4291

    I very much appreciate how ready Emergency was, no judgement like the other professions, he was like trauma surgery in the other 4th of July video, ready to enter hell

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Рік тому +8

      Ain't got time for judgment. They got fingers and eyeballs to save.

    • @69belhaven
      @69belhaven Рік тому +100

      I wish my experience with ER docs were even half that positive.

    • @Miss_Dis
      @Miss_Dis Рік тому +52

      @69belhaven I completely understand that unfortunately

    • @gschoonmaker3
      @gschoonmaker3 Рік тому +118

      4th of July and new years eve give me Vietnam style flashbacks from covering trauma call. Never look down the barrel of a mortar style firework if you want to keep your face.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Рік тому +86

      @@gschoonmaker3 I'll take things people shouldn't have to be told for 500, Alex!

  • @KuroiXHF
    @KuroiXHF Рік тому +4004

    UNINCORPORATED LAND. Beautiful town/city/village. Grew up there. The doctor/pharmacist/dentist was really the best math teacher I could ask for.

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Рік тому +8

      And would be great mayor material too if it weren't for the stiff competition by the goats.

    • @dfarmer_
      @dfarmer_ Рік тому +103

      I was taught math from a future ophthalmologist!

    • @liberalsockpuppet4772
      @liberalsockpuppet4772 Рік тому +60

      Land unknown to Dollar General

    • @jenniferwintz2514
      @jenniferwintz2514 Рік тому

      ​@@liberalsockpuppet4772don't worry, they'll get there eventually. They are insidious

    • @jeanaprewitt9658
      @jeanaprewitt9658 Рік тому +35

      And never had one accident driving the bus.

  • @acebalistic1358
    @acebalistic1358 Рік тому +1768

    I'd like to add one note, as someone from the country. It won't matter if the town, county, or state passes an ordinance, everyone will break the law to blow things up. Speaking from personal experience.
    Great video as always.

    • @sharvo6
      @sharvo6 Рік тому +23

      Building bottle Rockets on any summer day anywhere 50 years ago🚀

    • @HappleProductions
      @HappleProductions Рік тому +26

      ​@@sharvo6I don't know if sparklers still do it, but we always did sparkler bombs. Wrap a handful of sparklers in electrical tape with one sticking out for the fuse. I don't know about explosive force, but it sure makes a loud boom.

    • @hieug.rection1920
      @hieug.rection1920 Рік тому +33

      We go out of our way to blow things up in the city too. My neighborhood has gotten so bad about it that the cops have completely stopped enforcing anything and are there to watch/escort the fire truck to whatever just exploded prematurely.

    • @vm1776
      @vm1776 Рік тому +22

      yup, the fire department's volunteer and they usually post on July 3rd that if they get a call on July 4th related to fireworks they are not coming and if they get a call for something else you'd better be their first call or they'll be too busy to come. Last year someone was shooting fireworks that were dropping sparks onto his neighbor's roof and the police came, told the neighbors to be nice to eachother and then the police clocked off to watch the show.

    • @sharvo6
      @sharvo6 Рік тому +28

      @@hieug.rection1920 yes but, personally, I m less sympathetic to pyrotechnics in crowded urban areas ... more pets, toddlers, innocent observers & property as potential injuries. The advantage to wide open spaces, is usually only the people injured are the instigators who have to take responsibility for their actions. Have a good holiday.

  • @jenniferhanses
    @jenniferhanses Рік тому +1963

    I like how Emergency Medicine is just chilling and seems to be prepared for anything. The other types usually seem upset when they have to help Rural, but EM is ready to roll.

    • @scalylayde8751
      @scalylayde8751 Рік тому +199

      EM has already seen everything under the sun

    • @mechadrake
      @mechadrake Рік тому +125

      Gives off vibes of the search and rescue instructors I had doing lectures recently.
      Chaos, disaster? Normal.

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 Рік тому +200

      he probably enjoys the chaos, which is a different flavour from his usual chaos, so it’s novelty chaos.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 Рік тому +29

      Man I'm excited to become an EM physician haha

    • @KeeperOfTartarus14
      @KeeperOfTartarus14 Рік тому +19

      ​@nurainiarsad7395 this is so on point I would bet you work in emergency medicine.

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 Рік тому +493

    Every year we celebrate the birth of our nation, by blowing up a small piece of it.
    'Merica

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 Рік тому +18

      Where I live we go to the reservations to get the good fireworks. They get economic benefit, and we get to celebrate at the rate of 1776 freedoms per minute!

    • @midnull6009
      @midnull6009 Рік тому

      No you are not correct. The some of the fireworks come from China. So we're blowing up a small piece of China. :) or Mexico.

    • @mawe86ify
      @mawe86ify Рік тому +3

      Hihi! Love ”The Simpsons”, that’s a good quote! :0)

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft Рік тому

      We kinda have the same, on the 5th of November, here in England, and also - maybe - Wales and Scotland, too (Northern Ireland is more complex) to celebrate the fact that Parliament _wasn't_ blown up ...
      Talk about double ironic ... celebrate the failed plot to blow up the Palace of Westminster - it's full name - by blowing up the rest of England, and perhaps the English part of East Wales, as well as the border regions to Scotland ...

  • @kellyburds2991
    @kellyburds2991 Рік тому +1019

    Texaco Mike's punch recipe:
    1 quart sherbet
    2 cups ice
    2 liter bottle of ginger ale
    1 can frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed in the fridge
    1. Pre scoop the sherbet into balls, place balls on a cookie sheet, and place cookie sheet in freezer until ready to serve.
    2. Place ice in the bottom of a large punch bowl.
    3. Pour lemonade concentrate into punch bowl, then add half the ginger ale.
    4. Place sherbet balls in punch bowl, top with remaining ginger ale. Serve immediately.
    Rural medicine would never be so impolite as to ask for the recipe, as Texaco Mike got it from his Nana.

    • @sandybrown4764
      @sandybrown4764 Рік тому +222

      This is a good example of "How to say you're from the Midwest without actually saying you're from the Midwest."

    • @marynraven
      @marynraven Рік тому +36

      I'm remembering the taste right now!

    • @Feisty_Elfgirl_5258
      @Feisty_Elfgirl_5258 Рік тому +217

      That's because he knows TMike has spiced up Nana's recipe with whatever half open bottles of alcohol were leftover from New Year's and Memorable Day

    • @jenniferswaim2751
      @jenniferswaim2751 Рік тому +134

      @@Feisty_Elfgirl_5258 Or the left over bathtub alcoh... antiseptic he brewed last year

    • @darksean99
      @darksean99 Рік тому +111

      Everclear to taste.

  • @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354
    @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354 Рік тому +460

    Bike Bro totally gets what Country Bro is all about - expected to perform magic with limited resources

    • @cockatoo010
      @cockatoo010 Рік тому +13

      Hi Ortho

    • @rainbowsnbubbles
      @rainbowsnbubbles Рік тому +14

      When I was young, this ditty made the photocopier rounds: "We the unwilling, lead by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing."

    • @bertilhatt
      @bertilhatt Рік тому +8

      Plus, the commute is like exactly 200 miles, so that's perfect to train for the Ultra.

  • @larashore1000
    @larashore1000 Рік тому +293

    I'm currently in a power outage watching another storm roll in over the corn field out back and people are shooting off fireworks in the day time. I've never felt so seen in my life 😐

    • @midwestribeye7820
      @midwestribeye7820 Рік тому +15

      It's awesome isn't it? 😊 I love rural life.❤

    • @geckoman1011
      @geckoman1011 Рік тому +13

      When he listed watching a storm roll in I felt a sense of pride. Lol

    • @GinkgoBalboa142
      @GinkgoBalboa142 Рік тому +1

      It sounds amazing :X

    • @TheOReport1994
      @TheOReport1994 11 місяців тому +3

      Fireworks are long distance communication!

  • @al77709
    @al77709 Рік тому +255

    I finally realized who Texaco Mike really is.
    Many are his names in many countries. Mithrandir among the elves, Tharkun to the Dwarves; Olorin he was in his youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incanus, in the North Gandalf. But in the Fourth Age of Man he is called Texaco Mike.

    • @Shiradrenaline
      @Shiradrenaline Рік тому +37

      I always saw him more as a Tom Bombadil type.

    • @TheOReport1994
      @TheOReport1994 11 місяців тому +8

      I nearly choked to death reading this because I laughed!
      Texaco Mike - 'disturber of the peace' to city medicine.

  • @thereseenders6899
    @thereseenders6899 Рік тому +820

    My husband is from a long line of farmers in North Dakota and the Rural Medicine videos are literally the only UA-cam videos he gets excited about. This is probably the most accurate one yet - he can name three kids he knew growing up who sustained eye injuries from fireworks fights.

    • @snowdrop9810
      @snowdrop9810 Рік тому +46

      I read firework fights right? people literally shoot explosive rockets at eachother???? how much alcohol is involved?

    • @keybladewizard49
      @keybladewizard49 Рік тому

      @@snowdrop9810 in the case of the kids its usually just an overdose of testosterone

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 Рік тому +28

      /me waves from London, UK.
      Growing up on an East London council estate the teens had fireworks fights and/or broke guttering to get puppies they could use to fire rockets at people. Thankfully at that time fireworks weren't on sale to the public very often, and not to kids/young teens, so it didn't happen that often.

    • @stonescorpio
      @stonescorpio Рік тому +60

      @@snowdrop9810 LOL, for kids it doesn't take any alcohol. Just give 'em some roman candles and let nature take its course. (Learned from visiting relatives down South. Not saying it's the right way to do things, but it sure doesn't take any special encouragement.)

    • @pootisengage6672
      @pootisengage6672 Рік тому

      So your husbans comes from a long line of genocidal colonizers. Neat!

  • @megahercklekoty
    @megahercklekoty Рік тому +623

    I can fully understand the joy of watching a storm roll in

    • @cherylcarlson3315
      @cherylcarlson3315 Рік тому +15

      Except the derecho was so fast hardly had time to appreciate the bow shelf cloud. Did get contemplate joy of electricity in the 3 day outage

    • @rwalden00
      @rwalden00 Рік тому +4

      There was supposed to be a storm rolling in last night but it lost steam so we missed it!

    • @gkd1982
      @gkd1982 Рік тому +7

      Don't forget the tornados.

    • @williamsstephens
      @williamsstephens Рік тому +2

      I watch 'em on UA-cam every day, and once in a very great while irl. 1:41

    • @lisasharf1442
      @lisasharf1442 Рік тому +15

      @@gkd1982truth! Here in the Midwest, the tornado siren is the cue to go outside and watch.

  • @devorezz
    @devorezz Рік тому +474

    As someone who lives in a different unincorporated land, I can assure you that even if there were ordinances, people would ignore them. Hence why here, the fireworks start on Memorial Day and end sometime in August.

    • @terryq9966
      @terryq9966 Рік тому +13

      August??? That early???

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 Рік тому +7

      @@terryq9966 I mean...... explosions.

    • @critterwatcher8009
      @critterwatcher8009 Рік тому +10

      Nah, it goes at least thru football season ... after every touchdown

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +14

      maybe it would've been more effective if it wasn't called ordnance :)

    • @eilisnugent
      @eilisnugent Рік тому +9

      @@critterwatcher8009my school would fire a cannon after every win. They finally stopped after having to replace shattered window panes all the time😂

  • @woodysmith2681
    @woodysmith2681 Рік тому +78

    Normal punch = mixture of fruit flavors. Rural punch = mixture of moonshines, some made with fruit.

  • @curiousfirely
    @curiousfirely Рік тому +115

    As with all rural medicine sketches, this his so close to home.
    Our volunteer firefighters run our village fireworks. It's handy, as occasionally they set fire to some trees in the process :)

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 Рік тому +4

      Frankly that just makes sense to me.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 місяці тому

      I love that, is this such a common thing? The only fireworks stand in our small town was run by the volunteer FD!

  • @nicolewheeler9759
    @nicolewheeler9759 Рік тому +236

    I worked one fourth of july at a level 1 trauma center and on that day i saw things on x-rays i didnt know the human body could do...i salute the courage of every rural medicine doctor out there during this time.

    • @mechadrake
      @mechadrake Рік тому +31

      My friend said this about working ambulances or hospital during sea day celebration in a port city. There is no 4th of july equivalent in my country, but that one comes close.
      Sometimes with large ship flare fired very unsafe by not very not sober people, with the co sequences better not to be told in non specialist circles

    • @katierasburn9571
      @katierasburn9571 Рік тому +9

      We have bonfire night instead in the uk and i had to work that evening. I expected the worst and actually rounded up with a grand total of zero grisly injuries. It was very strange lol, almost like people grew brains for a year??

    • @zyeborm
      @zyeborm Рік тому +8

      I mean if you're seeing it on x-rays in some respects it was stuff the the human body couldn't do lol

    • @rainbowsnbubbles
      @rainbowsnbubbles Рік тому +1

      @@katierasburn9571 is bonfire night the same as Guy Fawkes Day? Genuinely curious

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft Рік тому +1

      ​@@rainbowsnbubbles
      Pretty much ...
      It's either the 5th of November, then unless it's on a Friday, then the subsequent Friday, and Saturday. Sometimes a Sunday, but usually not really late (as in 11pm late), as most respect the fact people after to get up at, in my case, 5am, to go to work. Even office-type jobs sometimes begins at 8am ...) ...
      Hope that helps ...
      [Oh, and we have our own 'veterans day', except ours is on the 11th November, specifically at 11am, as that was the exact day, and time, the Armistice ending WWI was signed. If that falls on any other day, aside from a Sunday, then 'celebrations' of peace of all wars post 1918, are small. Usually something much larger, in the Royal Albert Hall happens on the Friday, but the important day is Rememberance Sunday, where the major wreath laying, mostly of red poppies, occur at war memorials, across Great Britain. Northern Ireland is a bit more tricky to answer ...
      As for the why of the red poppies, if you visit the battlefields of WWI, the sheer volume of artillery shot, practically caused deep plowing of endless fields. As the very Earth recovered from its own wounds, for some reason the predominant plant that grew, and still grows, is red poppies - and I don't know if they're the opium kind, but ironic if it were - amongst a few other kinds of wild flowers. By the sheer mass of red poppies growing on fields that saw perhaps the worst fighting in history, bar the Pacific in WWII, it became synonymous with peace of all wars thereafter ...
      Hope that all helps ...]

  • @c.renmark1880
    @c.renmark1880 Рік тому +114

    I love how ER just rolls with it because he’s seen it all!

  • @amandalynn7063
    @amandalynn7063 Рік тому +119

    And this is why my country-raised dad had a perfect outline of a pants pocket permanently imprinted on his thigh--from where the fireworks he had stored there caught on fire when he was a child. Skin grafts were amazing for rural 1950s NC.

    • @mechadrake
      @mechadrake Рік тому +15

      Hey, at least he did not have firework stuffed into the pocket by supposed friend! I had, though it did not go as far as a burn. I foolishly risked ny fingers and and won throwi g that away.
      Different country, same firework culture, lol

    • @mawe86ify
      @mawe86ify Рік тому +1

      😲

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 Рік тому +68

    "How many testicles?" "0" "Nice, alright." Me: "What? Oh."
    It's not what you have, it's what you lost that counts.... as long as you can count it on 6 and a half fingers.

  • @marie-eve5165
    @marie-eve5165 Рік тому +279

    As an agronomist, Jasper should be proud of is farming technics! Perfect pH! Good job!

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 Рік тому +24

      Right? He has bragging rights.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Рік тому +26

      Definitely going easier on the ammonium and gypsum than his neighbors

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +3

      Question: he’s talking about successive crops of corn. Isn’t that bad for the soil? What happened to crop rotation being the best?

    • @RuffTranslation
      @RuffTranslation Рік тому +6

      @@ferretyluvnot necessarily successive crops of corn - could be planting corn during summer, then another plant during fall, another over winter, etc.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +3

      @@RuffTranslation That‘s successive plantings, what you’re describing. That seems like a good way for the soil to go fallow.

  • @taunjiknudsen
    @taunjiknudsen Рік тому +44

    I do love rural Oregon and the fact that my eye doctor is also our town mayor. 💯 fact!

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal Рік тому +229

    Rural medicine and family medicine need a collab soon, two overworked bros just living life.

    • @DemonicNightmare
      @DemonicNightmare Рік тому +22

      Family medicine would enjoy the vacation of the less hectic and overwhelming environment

    • @zephyrhills8070
      @zephyrhills8070 Рік тому +3

      YES!!!!!!

    • @mele4827
      @mele4827 Рік тому +2

      🎉

    • @zyeborm
      @zyeborm Рік тому +8

      Family medicine be like, you only have 20 patients?

    • @dirtbagdeacon
      @dirtbagdeacon Рік тому +5

      Lol they don't have the time or money to live life.
      (Not actually throwing shade, they're just terribly overworked and underpaid)

  • @Ace_AloneWolf
    @Ace_AloneWolf Рік тому +103

    I feel so called out. There is nothing in the world more soothing than watching a storm roll in from the open barn doors

    • @mamiavodah1012
      @mamiavodah1012 Рік тому +1

      Some of my best childhood memories were hanging out with family with the big doors open watching storms come in.

    • @Ace_AloneWolf
      @Ace_AloneWolf Рік тому

      @@mamiavodah1012 bales of hay, straw, or lawn chairs?😄

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora Рік тому +2

      Or lawn chairs on the porch or behind the screen door.

    • @rainbowsnbubbles
      @rainbowsnbubbles Рік тому +2

      I did that in my kitchen door frame one year, only to look up and see ball lightning coming straight at me. And that's how I learned the kitchen doorknob sticks lol

  • @socpancake
    @socpancake Рік тому +166

    I love the casual resignation of Emergency's voice, hahah. All your characters really stand out as individuals, and I'm always baffled by how you manage to be so skilled and consistent at it!

  • @stalinglad
    @stalinglad Рік тому +32

    Either emergency's just really understanding of rural and ready to go at a moment's notice or, as emergency described it himself, "too burned out to care."
    Could also be both.

  • @billbill6050
    @billbill6050 Рік тому +61

    While doctors wait for patients, Texaco Mike creates consumer demands. The explosives are probably made from leftovers from his batch of contrast.

    • @svenmorgenstern9506
      @svenmorgenstern9506 Рік тому +14

      Some stump killer for oxidizer, pinch of whatever powdered metal is handy for color, and away ya go. 😂

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets Рік тому +4

      BATFE enters the chat

  • @NareionSD
    @NareionSD Рік тому +25

    Texaco Mike not only dots his i, but also makes a smiley on it. Truly a renaissance man

  • @Tantejuju65
    @Tantejuju65 Рік тому +266

    Grew up in Mid-Minneasota, with a local hospital and lots of farms surrounding it, a river, trains, boat factoried, limber mill, and no bike helmets...oh! and a military camp...Mom was an RN at the hospital...lots of interesting stories...amazing that most of us made to adulthood.

    • @AFS-ht7bg
      @AFS-ht7bg Рік тому +11

      What do you need a bike helmet for? My brain is protected by my skull 💀

    • @KyzylReap
      @KyzylReap Рік тому +3

      Camp Ripley?

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen Рік тому +16

      ​@@AFS-ht7bgthink of a bike helmet as like a second, external, disposable skull for your skull.

    • @MewnFrostFang
      @MewnFrostFang Рік тому +3

      MOST?!

    • @grumbles
      @grumbles Рік тому +2

      Like...51%?

  • @asherthedisaster4724
    @asherthedisaster4724 Рік тому +59

    My grandma was the head nurse in a dmall hospital put in the country for 40 years. Showed her these and she finds them hysterical

  • @annieb3883
    @annieb3883 Рік тому +245

    I LOVE rural medicine!!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @rekaraker
    @rekaraker Рік тому +49

    Emergency Medicine just unflappable over here. Much respect.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 Рік тому +6

      I mean, it's just few lost fingers, that's a Monday for EM

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 Рік тому +16

    As someone who worked the night shift in a rural Wisconsin hospital... this is 100% accurate.

  • @safaiaryu12
    @safaiaryu12 Рік тому +31

    I have never disagreed with anything in these rural medicine videos, but this one spoke to me on a whole new level. Country folk really do like their explosives! We definitely light fireworks all month and my great uncle used to throw amazing 4th of July parties with finales around $500. Well done, sir!

  • @tammyt870
    @tammyt870 Рік тому +29

    As someone who grew up and still lives in a rural community .... this tracks.

  • @maryoconnor2527
    @maryoconnor2527 Рік тому +91

    OK but I believe Texaco Mike is a flawless astronomer-fan boat driver- MRI Technician - Grill master and if anyone gets hurt during his fireworks display it's only because they didn't follow his directions :)

    • @julie982
      @julie982 Рік тому +28

      Not following Texaco Mike's directions are directly related to how much of Texaco Mike's punch they consumed.

    • @kellyburds2991
      @kellyburds2991 Рік тому +18

      @@julie982 and how much of their own hooch they added after taking a glass.

  • @inghsantiago
    @inghsantiago Рік тому +13

    Rural Medicine are the only Docs who can surprise emergency medicine. Love how he keeps a calm and straight face as he treats this like it's another Tuesday morning

  • @LoneWolf343
    @LoneWolf343 Рік тому +41

    Speaking as someone who lives in rural America, I feel this in my soul.

  • @throwingpotsandpans
    @throwingpotsandpans Рік тому +17

    Fourth of July in most every ED: "Hey! Who's going to set up the ED bingo?" "Amber already did it!" Free space is always "High on Meth."

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 Рік тому +2

      Huh. I would've thought the free space would've been drunk

    • @throwingpotsandpans
      @throwingpotsandpans Рік тому +5

      @@nicolasdiaz1542 There are separate boxes for "EtOH level >400" and "EtOH >300 and walking." Last year, that was the same person! She could definitely hold her liquor.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Рік тому

      With all the Radio Dead Air I watch, Meth as the free square makes too much sense.

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 Рік тому

      @@throwingpotsandpans I see

  • @mandelbrotr
    @mandelbrotr Рік тому +16

    Fireworks, storms, and shooting things. I remember bringing friends home from college and they were shocked at the state of stop signs.

  • @trellises
    @trellises Рік тому +96

    It's high time Texaco Mike got screentime! 😂😂

    • @mixiearmadillo7452
      @mixiearmadillo7452 Рік тому +38

      No, better that he lives in enduring mystery, and he's too busy anyway 😅

    • @colleennikstenas4921
      @colleennikstenas4921 Рік тому +10

      @@mixiearmadillo7452Like Bernice in Red Green and the doorman from Rhoda. Will make for interesting cosplay and merch though.

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts Рік тому +11

      I keep picturing Beau of the Fifth Column with a Texaco hat 😄

    • @CHSEnviroSci
      @CHSEnviroSci Рік тому +9

      Rural Medicine is asked to go help another Rural Medicine so Texaco Mike and Jonathan come to fill in. In the matter of a few weeks they get a new road dug to the fan boat, upgrade the MRI/CAT scan machine (using combine parts), help the mayor / goat get pregnant and raise the next gen of mayoral goats, find an entire new galactic arm at the observatory, and also plant, raise, and harvest perfect crops... while never missing a shift at the hospital (clinic tent).

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook Рік тому +5

      @@colleennikstenas4921-- Exactly! Think about how Happy Days ruined the mystique of the Jenny Piccolo character when they had an actress playing her on screen. The series had already literally "jumped the shark" several years prior with Fonzie doing the motorcycle jump over a shark, but desperate moves like Jenny Piccolo appearing on camera didn't help the situation at all.
      Cheers almost made that mistake by showing Norm's wife Vera, but at the last second made sure Diane threw a pie to cover her face.

  • @tngdragon
    @tngdragon Рік тому +9

    I moved from megalopolis Los Angeles to mostly rural New Mexico 18 years ago. The belly laughs I get from your videos stress my abdominal muscles to herniation.

  • @Murraysmom2318
    @Murraysmom2318 Рік тому +1

    As someone who works in a rural area at a critical care hospital. I love this series. The undercurrent of stress, limited resources, and out of the box thinking are cornerstones at our rural hospitals. Im not medical, but you see many people doubling or tripling jobs to help out, too. I do it, too. I'd love to see more of these.

  • @marli01
    @marli01 Рік тому +27

    I'm glad Rural medicine has some help during this particular holiday.

  • @beanieduchet2928
    @beanieduchet2928 Рік тому +35

    Wishing you an injury free 4th, thanks for your posts! 🇺🇸🌞🥰🎉

  • @douckas167
    @douckas167 Рік тому +34

    I'm not a doc or a US citizen, but you have come to be my favourite UA-cam channel ever. Thank you from the bottom of my heart 😂. Greetings from Greece

  • @trym2121
    @trym2121 Рік тому +52

    Now I'm convinced that Texaco Mike is just evolved Jonathan. Texaco Mike makes everybody happy and supportive as well just like Jonathan in bigger scale

    • @elyciacormier5235
      @elyciacormier5235 Рік тому +5

      Texaco Mike is a semi feral Johnathan? He has less demands placed on him so can spread his helpfulness farther and at his own discretion.

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 Рік тому +1

      @@elyciacormier5235 Let me put you into a mindbending question, what would Jonathan do after the attending ophthalmologist passed away? We know Jonathan is pretty much immortal. Semi feral is just one the options

  • @SPQRKlio
    @SPQRKlio Рік тому +12

    I, too, love watching a storm roll in. Nature’s fireworks.

  • @shan4580
    @shan4580 Рік тому +9

    As someone who lives in an [UNINCORPORATED LAND], I am very much looking forward to the end of 4th of July month.

  • @sharvo6
    @sharvo6 Рік тому +9

    We grew up rural and the suburbs grew around us. Really put a cramp in the anytime-we-felt-like-it fireworks. I think that's how my brother grew up thin, his extra money went to fireworks, mine went to penny candy. 😅

  • @mamiavodah1012
    @mamiavodah1012 Рік тому +3

    1. Love the goat-mayor hoof print!
    2. It's not just rural people who love fireworks, chores & watching a storm roll in - its also people who wish they were more rural! And I have other hobbies like working in the garden & rescuing wildlife! Sheesh!
    Ps. Unincorp'd land is the best!

  • @calyodelphi124
    @calyodelphi124 Рік тому +7

    I love how ready to rock & roll Emergency was as soon as he walked in. It's like he used to work in Rural Medicine and knows the ropes but is just a little bit out of touch from being a Big City Resident for a little bit too long! 😄

  • @Z13Danielle
    @Z13Danielle Рік тому +105

    This is scary how accurate this is. Grew up in a rural community. We put on a better fireworks display than the city. 😏 Though when I moved to the city I felt less safe. Y'all don't know how to set off fireworks safely. For effs sakes nail down your mortar tubes to a stand so they can't fall over!

  • @SpaceMan101South
    @SpaceMan101South Рік тому +9

    As someone who worked in the ER for two 4th of Julys in the Deep South. Yeah this is actually accurate, not even satirical, it’s completely accurate. I’m amazed the town I live in hasn’t all died from fireworks yet.

  • @hashslingingslasher97
    @hashslingingslasher97 Рік тому +14

    Sure, Emergency Medicine seems happy now, but just wait until he finds out they dont have any ultrasounds

    • @Joy21090
      @Joy21090 Рік тому +3

      And the gurney is a former crash cart. The crash cart is now a crash sack.

  • @JoeKaufeld
    @JoeKaufeld Рік тому +5

    Probably one of my favorite things about these videos is the ever-developing saga of Texaco Mike!

  • @taylor6528
    @taylor6528 Рік тому +3

    really love how EM just vibes w rural! wishing the both of them a very Less Firework Injuries Than /COULD/ Have Happened

  • @harlekingnapmaster3986
    @harlekingnapmaster3986 Рік тому +97

    Texaco Mike is such a powerful individual

    • @snowman1017
      @snowman1017 Рік тому +8

      Unincorporated Land only has one gas station. Texaco Mike is a man of Excellence, so of course he has to make sure he can do everything.

    • @shgstewart4674
      @shgstewart4674 Рік тому +2

      Texaco Mike actually graduated from Hogwarts. He just doesn't talk about it.

  • @mixiearmadillo7452
    @mixiearmadillo7452 Рік тому +29

    Good luck to all and hope Rural Vet has his x-ray machine all warmed up!

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Рік тому +6

      He’ll need to borrow the fuse back from Texaco Mike once he’s finished running the MRI machine

  • @tacoman10
    @tacoman10 Рік тому +37

    My dad's a farm boy from Iowa and I can confirm that he loves explosives and fire. When he was 15 he built his own cannon and once showed up a guy at school who was bragging about the cherry bomb he had with him by silently pulling out a quarter stick and walking away.
    Edit- Corrected firecracker type

    • @midwestribeye7820
      @midwestribeye7820 Рік тому +2

      Just curious if you've ever eaten at Taco Tico in Iowa? So. Dang. Good! All who move away from our town want to eat at Tico first thing on a visit back.

    • @tacoman10
      @tacoman10 Рік тому +1

      @@midwestribeye7820 We moved to PA when I was about 4, so maybe and I just don't remember.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Рік тому

      ​@@midwestribeye7820OMG Taco Tico still exists? Loved it in Orlando FL, but it's been gone for 40-45 years now.

  • @Knottinity
    @Knottinity Рік тому +10

    And that's a dynamic duo we needed

  • @aaliyahkishore246
    @aaliyahkishore246 Рік тому +15

    This is the closest to scared that we've seen Emergency Medicine.

  • @r2db
    @r2db Рік тому +7

    You really should do a "Rural EM" character who, instead of wearing a bicycle helmet, wears an ATV helmet. In one truly rural community where I had worked, the only vehicles you needed were an ATV for three seasons and a snow machine for winter. Both were licensed as snow machines, and there were only two roads in town you were not supposed to drive on (we had a lot more gravel/ dirt roads as options). For convenience, one could purchase the ATV in the frozen food section of one supermarket or go to a local dealership - I believe we had two of them, a Polaris and a Ski-Doo dealer.

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz Рік тому +3

      Sounds like the upper peninsula of Michigan. Yoopers gonna yoop 💪

    • @r2db
      @r2db Рік тому +3

      @@lilbatz Not exactly, but I did spend some time in northeastern WI so I am familiar with the UP. That was Alaska.

    • @shgstewart4674
      @shgstewart4674 Рік тому +1

      ​@@r2dbI knew it had to be Alaska because only Alaskans call skidoos "snow machines."
      Silly Alaskans, snow machines are the things that shoot water up in the air so the ski hill has good coverage!

  • @l1l1th3
    @l1l1th3 Рік тому +1

    the small details put into these videos like the mayor's signature being a deer hoof is what really makes them extra special. We always appreciate the work you do, Dr G

  • @pamyuhnke8143
    @pamyuhnke8143 Рік тому +6

    My fav will always be last years 4th if July! “Plastic surgery already forwarded all of their calls to the University .” 😂

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz Рік тому +2

      Nothing gets in the way of Plastics July 4th yachting weekend, nothing.
      Let the new July 1st baby docs handle the crime scene.

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 Рік тому +1

    So satisfying to see Rural talk to a physician who truly understands

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 Рік тому +58

    As someone who lives in a small town, the bit about it being 4th of July month is completely accurate
    EDIT: Showed my dad this vid and he ended up talking about a time he got in a roman candle fight, it was only once and no one got hurt but still stupidly dangerous 💀

  • @mercywalschek2695
    @mercywalschek2695 Рік тому +5

    As a resident of a very rural community, I must confess that this is extremely accurate. You've definitely done your homework. 😂

  • @notlikely4468
    @notlikely4468 Рік тому +70

    As a Rural Paramedic
    I want to see more visits to rural medicine
    Ortho-bro could learn how to cast a fly
    And the Neurologist could learn how to remove a tick

  • @AKindOfDog
    @AKindOfDog Рік тому +7

    As someone from rural Canada, this does not stop being true, the fireworks just start on the 1st instead of the 4th
    Also fun fact: my home village has a bylaw that dictates buildings cannot be higher than two stories, bc they will essentially ruin the view. The few apartment buildings we have that are taller than two stories, had to get specific permits in order to be able to build. It's a whole thing

    • @KayoEll
      @KayoEll Рік тому

      The fireworks start sometime in early June and go through August/September in Minnesota...

  • @rustyshackleford4911
    @rustyshackleford4911 Рік тому +3

    I really appreciate how Texaco Mike isn’t the mayor, but still has to sign off on the ‘no ordinances’ ordinance.
    Also, would love to see Texaco Mike start up his own health insurance company.

  • @yellowwoodstraveler
    @yellowwoodstraveler Рік тому +4

    Gotta say, watching a storm roll in is one of life's greatest pleasures!

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Рік тому +2

    I love how Texaco Mike doesn't have a position, he just is

  • @magicalpegacorn4886
    @magicalpegacorn4886 Рік тому +3

    I live in rural California and with record snowpack causing the rivers to run especially quickly and with high fire danger this summer... I imagine it's been rough for county hospital! Please stay safe everyone and stay hydrated!

  • @coolestgyever531
    @coolestgyever531 Рік тому +2

    I love that in all this EM is actually pretty unphased and calm relative to the other doctors who interact with rural. He seems more curious than worried.

  • @sn8323
    @sn8323 Рік тому +8

    I had to watch this three times, just to hear a repeat of the three things farmers love most, and to see the town ordinance again... As a small diversified livestock farm intern, I absolutely love your Rural Medicine skits.
    By the way, what kind of goat is the mayor??

    • @jenniferbrdar4605
      @jenniferbrdar4605 Рік тому +1

      Probably a Boer meat goat retired from the stud duties at a meat goat show operation.

  • @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217

    "I'm running against a goat with some pretty interesting ideas"
    Turns out that idea was banning any more ideas.

  • @sallymoen7932
    @sallymoen7932 Рік тому +3

    Bravo!
    I was just asking how busy it gets here in my town's hospital on the 4th, the response was a combination giggle and resigned sigh

    • @critterwatcher8009
      @critterwatcher8009 Рік тому

      It runs neck in neck with new years eve. I used to volunteer working Christmas Eve as my holiday. Generally the 'Q" word compared to NYE or July 4th.

  • @ninocharmaine-theserenadin497
    @ninocharmaine-theserenadin497 Рік тому +1

    Texaco Mike has the best business sense 😂. Love how emergency medicine was ready to help without looking down on rural medicine or the town. Love it

  • @LS-yj7be
    @LS-yj7be Рік тому +3

    I love all of your videos, but the rural medicine ones are my favorite!

  • @sharvo6
    @sharvo6 Рік тому +3

    Good clean fun 😂. Your humour brings me such joy thank you dr. G!

  • @KaiyaCorrbin
    @KaiyaCorrbin Рік тому +5

    As someone who works in a somewhat rural hospital, this is accurate. 😂 Last year, we had a guy that accidentally had a mortar blow up in his face, and another guy who was REALLY drunk decide to hold a whole handful of sparklers at once.
    FYI: don't do that. They burn very quickly and very hot.

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx Рік тому +2

    Yay! Thanks for the 4th of July vid! The interaction of the ER doc & the rural doc was genius. Happy Independence Day!

  • @nancycurtis3964
    @nancycurtis3964 Рік тому +17

    I love rural medicine. It's all so true.

  • @thermobollocks
    @thermobollocks Рік тому +1

    "Is it gonna be like this all day?"
    "No, it's gonna get worse."
    Me, constantly.

  • @healsbadman3414
    @healsbadman3414 Рік тому +12

    You should get Trauma Surgery out there, he'd cry tears of joy.

    • @stlbf75
      @stlbf75 Рік тому +1

      Can't happen. Too many rural hospitals have been closed. Now rural residents just have to survive potentially hours long drive to an area with a hospital. If they're lucky, they might have paramedics able to get them there in time.

  • @ripfangs8375
    @ripfangs8375 Рік тому +19

    damn he lost re-election to the goat

  • @ronin1914
    @ronin1914 Рік тому +5

    Just back from a rural rotation in the ER. Me: see's farmer with a golf ball sized open wound, came in 1wk later for 'feeling tired.' I went home > studied all the rural skits.
    It helped me know what questions to ask, like did you finish the fence? The worst part, I'm not joking. The best part, it helped me identify a life-threatening emergency a farmer was casually downplaying.
    After the dust settled, cardio and neurology paged stat...my staff asked me how I got such a good/unlikely history. I told em an opthomalogist from the States taught me this. They laughed, ok but really?
    Me: I think it's better if I show you.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Рік тому +1

      You definitely have to find a connection. The fence question was spot on.

  • @msshellm8154
    @msshellm8154 Рік тому +1

    I love that Texaco Mike gets 'em coming _and_ going, anf loads 'em up with 'rocket fuel'/punch to get them there.
    In this one he sounds like the local Bond Villain! 😂

  • @sgtOOX
    @sgtOOX Рік тому +1

    Watching a storm roll in is probably top 3 things anyone anywhere can experience that shit is so goddamn comfy

  • @Joel-wx7zk
    @Joel-wx7zk Рік тому +3

    So we're not going to talk about how Texaco Mike is essentially setting off enough fireworks for the Grand Finale and then prepping to do imaging of the resulting bodily harm from it. He's essentially creating the chaos he's profiting from. Meaning this guy not only good at duct-tape engineering of advance medical equipment, but also has high business acumen!

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey Рік тому +1

    "Doing chores + watching a storm come in."
    As someone who grew up in rural America..............ayuh. You got that right.

  • @Doylt
    @Doylt Рік тому +9

    Emergency taking it all in his stride, good lad.

  • @WildflowersCreations
    @WildflowersCreations Рік тому

    I still remember 4th of July parties 🎉 from when I was living in Ohio as a kid in a town of less than 1000. Will never forget them. These rural episodes are the best and so true.

  • @jenniferwintz2514
    @jenniferwintz2514 Рік тому +3

    Grew up in the sticks to a farming family. This is all spot on. 😂

    • @mechadrake
      @mechadrake Рік тому +1

      I am missing rooftop observarory with imaging center combined, sadly.
      To be fair, it would be me who becomes texaco mike. Omg. I already own broken ulrasound machine and do sky photos...

  • @LizardGhosts
    @LizardGhosts Рік тому +2

    I remember our small town had an ordinance against fireworks. All that meant is the cops did the rounds to collect bribes, usually in the form of beer, fireworks, or homemade pastries. Then they grabbed a chair at the farm of whoever had the biggest booms and ate their treats while watching the show.

  • @elyciacormier5235
    @elyciacormier5235 Рік тому +8

    I enjoy that the signature on the ordinance is a hoof print. Rural communities definitely elect animals to hold office and the frequently do a better job than a person would.

    • @KayoEll
      @KayoEll Рік тому

      Animals, or three year olds...

  • @brittanywetherill472
    @brittanywetherill472 Рік тому +1

    I love Rural Medicine. I live in one of those places he works and these little bits are hilariously accurate. 🤣
    We do indeed love those fireworks far more than is healthy for us.😅

  • @FirstDagger
    @FirstDagger Рік тому +8

    Rural Medicine is my favorite character of yours.

  • @mausm7534
    @mausm7534 Рік тому +2

    Commenting for engagement points, I love the Rural Medicine storyline.
    I currently live in a very rural place. The explosions started last night.