UFC Obesity/Blob Tier List (2024)

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  • Опубліковано 18 бер 2024
  • Ayy man listen.. today I deliver the UFC Blob Tier List/Obesity Tier List that everyones been asking for including obviously the goat Shamil Gaziev, Jairzinho Rozenstruik, Tai Tuivasa, Marcin Tybura, Jon Jones, Tom Aspinall, Derrick Lewis and many more. Let me know your thoughts on this incredible tier list down below and make sure to drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig @bedtimemma
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  • @jollyjhadist9648
    @jollyjhadist9648 2 місяці тому +146

    I'm high ASF but I was thinking about that stupid show good guy/bad guy with DC and chael and I think a hilarious UA-cam version of that would be bedtime and Lucas Tracy lmao

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  2 місяці тому +50

      Dude that’s like my dream podcast

    • @galmart3111
      @galmart3111 2 місяці тому +33

      perfect podcast to find out who to bet on and who not to bet on

    • @amath_
      @amath_ 2 місяці тому

      whos good and whos bad

    • @jollyjhadist9648
      @jollyjhadist9648 2 місяці тому

      @@amath_ Lucas is obviously the "good" lmao

  • @Milfhunter135
    @Milfhunter135 2 місяці тому +750

    The biggest blobs are definitely MMA Joey and MMA Guru

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 2 місяці тому +164

      Make that match on 300 for the BMI belt

    • @upliftmofo
      @upliftmofo 2 місяці тому +17

      @@burntouttoast3438the only belt I wanna see!

    • @Milfhunter135
      @Milfhunter135 2 місяці тому +39

      @@burntouttoast3438 They’ll both be 300 pounds on 300

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 2 місяці тому +52

      @@Milfhunter135
      The fight will end in double TKO via heart failure

    • @lucasleao1756
      @lucasleao1756 2 місяці тому +7

      MMA Joey the Blob Goat

  • @BizarreHD
    @BizarreHD 2 місяці тому +246

    Chris barnett being 5 ft 8 missing weight at heavyweight is genuinely inspiring

  • @hans_du_plessis
    @hans_du_plessis 2 місяці тому +376

    The Ortega "...I'm glad you asked." Always makes me laugh

    • @fxrdo
      @fxrdo 2 місяці тому +14

      real😭😭

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 2 місяці тому +8

      I was just about to comment that

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 2 місяці тому +52

      That's just the natural charisma of Brian "The Eagle" Ortegamedov

    • @jocoolshow
      @jocoolshow 2 місяці тому +36

      Can’t forget the “Haha…”

    • @krato123
      @krato123 2 місяці тому +7

      Guru and this guy funniest mma creators

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc 2 місяці тому +175

    Shamil vs Tai for the BMI belt

    • @Umar-gw6fy
      @Umar-gw6fy 2 місяці тому +3

      BMI belt 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 2 місяці тому +220

    "I manifested this"
    - leftlane MMA

  • @burntouttoast3438
    @burntouttoast3438 2 місяці тому +185

    Shameal Gasiev the B.L.O.B (Baddest Lad On the Block) GOAT. HE'S JIGGLY LIKE THOSE JAPANESE CHEESECAKES TRUST 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 2 місяці тому +129

    Bro barnett is athletic af for a heavyweight while gassiev on the other hand is just pure lard.

    • @ElliotCarson
      @ElliotCarson 2 місяці тому +20

      yeah but bro look at Chris Barnett 😭😭😭

    • @ql5481
      @ql5481 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@ElliotCarsonat least I know Chris can do a handstand and run a lap or two😂

    • @LemonHead-sq5ws
      @LemonHead-sq5ws 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ElliotCarson yeah look at him for a second then you’re knocked out

  • @Diegolikesducks
    @Diegolikesducks 2 місяці тому +100

    Bro blob checked us

  • @shamanlore8933
    @shamanlore8933 2 місяці тому +50

    “Chris Barnett waddled so Shamiel Gaziev could hobble”
    I haven’t audibly laughed out loud at something in a long time but that got me

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc 2 місяці тому +89

    So proud watching Bigi Boy beat the blob allegations.

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k 2 місяці тому +73

    Chris Barnett is 5'8 missing weight at heavyweight

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 2 місяці тому +1

      And yet he is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division that the fans would love, Barnett would be a star of that division.

    • @Wafi9k
      @Wafi9k 2 місяці тому +22

      @@GengoSenmon yo chill with " more skilled than 80% of the ufc" shit, dude is 2_2 bottom of the barrel heavyweight 💀

    • @BizarreHD
      @BizarreHD 2 місяці тому +4

      actually legendary shit tbh

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 2 місяці тому +2

      Hes awesome tho

    • @morifan3128
      @morifan3128 2 місяці тому +4

      Didn't he miss weight because his wife literally died? Cut him some slack dude.

  • @whrlds
    @whrlds 2 місяці тому +105

    Can we get a biggest soy builds in MMA tier list with people like barbarena and anthony "on paper" smith

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 2 місяці тому +19

      Sean Woodson 😂

    • @NC_MMA
      @NC_MMA 2 місяці тому +28

      sean woodson doesnt even have a soy build he just looks like hes not from this earth 😂@@Grimthrxx

    • @cobefriend7797
      @cobefriend7797 2 місяці тому +9

      Dominik Cruz ranks B on the Soy tier.

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 2 місяці тому +1

      @@NC_MMA 😂

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 2 місяці тому +5

      So basically any fighter who only does jiu jitsu

  • @JustinJohnson-vc1gr
    @JustinJohnson-vc1gr 2 місяці тому +73

    We finally got it Bedtime crew.
    Being a blob is the best base for MMA. Shamil Gaziev title run coming in hot and ready.
    LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA TRUST.

  • @goby3807
    @goby3807 2 місяці тому +44

    This guy's one of the few MMA youtubers who's actually naturally funny without resorting to cringe 12 year old humor lmao

  • @fxrdo
    @fxrdo 2 місяці тому +28

    “chris barnett waddled so shamil gaziev could hobble” - Bedtimenomics 6:4

  • @juliomaluco69
    @juliomaluco69 2 місяці тому +34

    They just bulkin like a starving kid TRUST

  • @PercSlushy
    @PercSlushy 2 місяці тому +17

    *jon aniks voice* and the man whom this tier list was built around Shamil "the blob" gaziev

  • @jessechavez4820
    @jessechavez4820 2 місяці тому +14

    "Im glad you asked" has to be the funniest new quote ever

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn 2 місяці тому +20

    Gaziev is clearly on EPO

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 2 місяці тому +5

      In the powerlifting community there are tons of guys juiced to the gills who are built exactly like Gaziev

    • @biochemicks2709
      @biochemicks2709 2 місяці тому +1

      @@GengoSenmon being juiced and ending up looking like Gaziev is hilarious lmao. Not even the fit fat vibe like Eddie Hall

  • @MexicanRocky
    @MexicanRocky 2 місяці тому +15

    Glad I’m not the only one thinkin Jones been adopting that Wilson Fisk build. Bro really thought he mogged Aspinall.

  • @yoxbro
    @yoxbro 2 місяці тому +53

    What it do Blob tier crew, Blob team stand up!!

  • @ElliotCarson
    @ElliotCarson 2 місяці тому +18

    ‘what it do blobtime crew’ bedtime mma is not just the funniest mma youtuber, arguably the funniest youtuber about rn

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 2 місяці тому +2

      Blob time crew checking in today✅

  • @mcdonalchee
    @mcdonalchee 2 місяці тому +3

    That spivak bit sent me into hysterics 🤣

  • @pingu6028
    @pingu6028 2 місяці тому +10

    Out of Camp Jamal Hill missing

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro i didnt recognize him when i saw him in that ahort sparring with merab.

  • @kooluscong2260
    @kooluscong2260 2 місяці тому +18

    Bedtime vs leftlane number 1 contenders fight for globulous blobulous belt

  • @neverlandgrounds1225
    @neverlandgrounds1225 2 місяці тому +15

    Not a heavyweight but Bryan Barberena was looking very bloby in his last fight

    • @TheBiggest2004
      @TheBiggest2004 2 місяці тому +1

      Doesn’t he always look like that?

  • @CarterMinton
    @CarterMinton 2 місяці тому +15

    Chris Barnett vs Shamil Gaziev:
    Battle of the blobs

  • @anthimetardif9627
    @anthimetardif9627 2 місяці тому +11

    Crazy how the good heavyweights (Francis, Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovitch, Volkov, Stipe) often happen to not be fat blobs like 90% of hevayweights. Funny how that works.

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  2 місяці тому +6

      Cain and DC were a bit blobby tho but damn true actually especially Stipe he was quite lean

  • @Passer__
    @Passer__ 2 місяці тому +70

    Bro got beat to it by leftlane MMA. Bedtime confirmed washed

    • @DCshandle
      @DCshandle 2 місяці тому +14

      Left lane stole the idea

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity 2 місяці тому +1

      Leftlane is british he can't beat anyone

    • @lostprophecy7593
      @lostprophecy7593 2 місяці тому

      @@one1nsanity he’s Aussie

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity 2 місяці тому +4

      @@lostprophecy7593 he sounds british so I decided he is

    • @shugen6397
      @shugen6397 2 місяці тому +5

      Bedtime been hyping this up left lane stole it

  • @Salsporttalk
    @Salsporttalk 2 місяці тому +4

    Lucas Tracy said that Rozenstruik isn’t fat he’s a density maxxer

  • @L8STORI8N
    @L8STORI8N 2 місяці тому +5

    You forgot Jake Collier who is a goat all-time Blob imo, man used to fight at 185 he did the reverse Cannonier transition

  • @gruddin
    @gruddin 2 місяці тому +2

    honorable mention for parker porter

  • @joaoalmas5127
    @joaoalmas5127 2 місяці тому +5

    Missed some blobs a bit disappointed: Jamal pogues, Jake collier, josh Parisian, Parker porter, Martin buday

  • @SuperSayajim
    @SuperSayajim 2 місяці тому +2

    Where's my man Parker Porter? I literally sometimes dyslexically read his name as Porker Parter.

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k 2 місяці тому +10

    Man it's ramadan here and evreytime I finish eating after a long day of fasting you upload a video

    • @ugene77
      @ugene77 2 місяці тому

      Turn to Christ before it's too late, he died for our sins my friend. I'm sorry I have to put it this way, but a man who both according to the Quran and historical evidence graped a child, conquered, enslaved and murdered with no remorse can't be God's messenger, surely you get that.

  • @J_Stamps86
    @J_Stamps86 2 місяці тому +4

    Lucky that Augusto Sakai is no longer in the UFC. That guy was basically a violent lasagne.

  • @nielpeluso2201
    @nielpeluso2201 2 місяці тому +3

    No blagoy is a crazy robbery

  • @tannerschweng7956
    @tannerschweng7956 2 місяці тому +3

    BMI: Blob Mass Index

  • @joeydstoenail
    @joeydstoenail 2 місяці тому +5

    "He wobbled so he could hobble" lmaoooooo

  • @Eric-sk9tz
    @Eric-sk9tz 2 місяці тому +6

    Worst best strikers next, Kevin Holland and Darren Till for example (Till dropped Masvidal in like 10 sec and the hellbow on Rob was crazy)

  • @jpscraps655
    @jpscraps655 2 місяці тому +5

    Where's Josh "The Plummer" Parisian

  • @Cam_urai
    @Cam_urai 2 місяці тому +2

    Real ones remember when Stipe beta tested DC’s jiggle physics w those body shots

  • @donchi1234
    @donchi1234 2 місяці тому +2

    I appreciate that you still make videos even tho you are in camp for your first ever title shot

  • @durfin955
    @durfin955 2 місяці тому +2

    You forgot Parker Porker

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn 2 місяці тому +2

    That is the best description of de Lima I've ever heard 😂

  • @kigrey3994
    @kigrey3994 2 місяці тому +2

    You gotta put Tai #1 dude’s last fight he literally looked straight off the couch after a month of binge eating

  • @markduncanspencerjr.
    @markduncanspencerjr. 2 місяці тому +2

    my phone got really fkn heavy when this video was playing now i can’t lift my phone off the ground, thank you bedtime!✌🏼

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 2 місяці тому +3

    Derrick Lewis’ six pack looks like it’s made of clay

  • @evc2217
    @evc2217 2 місяці тому +2

    Rozenstruik was a lhw sized heavyweight who made the right choice of bulking up a good 10-15 since his debut

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 2 місяці тому +2

      Fedor and DC had high body fat with LHW/MW heights and both of them stomped most of their HW opponents.

  • @EYYSEE_
    @EYYSEE_ 2 місяці тому

    the play on words for this video was insane lmfao
    great stuff bedtime

  • @WeinsVidya
    @WeinsVidya 2 місяці тому

    Your Tom Aspinall impression is GOATED. I know you said that MMA Guru does it better but nah bro, yours is the best on UA-cam.
    Also would love to see blob list per division e.g Alex Morono at welterweight

  • @garethedwards5719
    @garethedwards5719 2 місяці тому

    Bedtimes the goat, always giving us the mma content we really want

  • @roryrubymace3749
    @roryrubymace3749 2 місяці тому +1

    You gotta make an obese tier list for ALL TIME UFC Fighters. Like Parker Porter, Roy Nelson, Tank Abbott, ECT...

  • @FlyPsiche
    @FlyPsiche 2 місяці тому

    mate your inpersonifications are on point

  • @sojhbelliss2402
    @sojhbelliss2402 Місяць тому +1

    The fact Parker Porter wasn’t on this list is a crime.

  • @aogly
    @aogly 2 місяці тому +1

    Bouta eat while I’m watching this fr fr gonna be the blobtime crew leader here pretty soon

  • @Jaydenwybenga
    @Jaydenwybenga 2 місяці тому +1

    Good shout not including tafa out of fear, I watched Romero vs Adesanya at the Logan pub and him and his brother were there so it's a real tangible threat

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  2 місяці тому +1

      Bro I literally was like handshake distance from the guy u will never catch me talking shit bruh 🤣🤣

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy 2 місяці тому +1

    Blagoy Ivanov dodging this list is WILD

  • @1xadavid
    @1xadavid 2 місяці тому

    Bruh this tier list had me dying, one of bedtime’s funniest in a while

  • @neilvance2852
    @neilvance2852 2 місяці тому +3

    Bit wrong on romanov, mans only 6"2

  • @lucastraub3594
    @lucastraub3594 2 місяці тому

    This might be your best video yet

  • @ElijahMMA
    @ElijahMMA 2 місяці тому +14

    leftlane copying

    • @robertospada2624
      @robertospada2624 2 місяці тому +1

      He did the video first, what are you talking about

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@robertospada2624bedtime posts teaters for his videos on ig before he makes them, neither of them copying just similar ideas probably. Tbf as well tai tuivasa and other fat heavyweights have been fighting so it makes sense.

    • @patheticworm
      @patheticworm 2 місяці тому +2

      Leftlane got the idea from rigo. It says in his description. People take ideas from each other all the time

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 2 місяці тому +1

      More competition gives us viewers more and better content, I approve of all good idea stealing/sharing!

  • @kwopps
    @kwopps 2 місяці тому +1

    shoutout mma joey for making the list 🔥

  • @Moonhowler89
    @Moonhowler89 Місяць тому +1

    "Let me know in the comments"?! broooo! " Weigh in with your opinion" was riiiight there!

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 2 місяці тому +1

    "De Lima has no muscle" - puts a picture up with the biggest traps and shoulders on the list.

  • @SEANSTRICKLAND.
    @SEANSTRICKLAND. 2 місяці тому

    Been waiting years for this moment

  • @hellfire3808
    @hellfire3808 2 місяці тому +1

    This is a historical moment

  • @justhuman4746
    @justhuman4746 2 місяці тому

    Gotta say this is the best video you ever made!

  • @georgivasilev8428
    @georgivasilev8428 2 місяці тому

    Quality content!

  • @yeezusprice5526
    @yeezusprice5526 2 місяці тому +2

    Rozenstruik is full of water weight, Spivak is larger than him, Bigi Boy could be a 205er.. De Silva looks like a pure heavyweight even for a past 205er himself.
    Blaydes and Romanov are sorta the same in ways because they’re either weighing as the largest heavyweight in the division at 264-265 or they’re fighting at 235-240 in the smaller to mid range.
    Also Gaziev vs Rozenstruik was pretty much only made a main event to set up a bigger PPV undercard/ Fight Night main event caliber match up for Despaigne without it being too tough of a test for the Olympic bronze medalist.

  • @bobnormal5988
    @bobnormal5988 2 місяці тому +5

    CANT believe bedtimemma is BULLYING and STEALING from small channel leftlanemma smh 😔

  • @michalereese4218
    @michalereese4218 2 місяці тому

    Greatest week in youtube history

  • @MMAforBreakfast
    @MMAforBreakfast 2 місяці тому

    Bro this one was worth the wait what a legendary roast

  • @mr.selfimprovement677
    @mr.selfimprovement677 2 місяці тому

    Might be the best tier list yet

  • @jvun8178
    @jvun8178 2 місяці тому +1

    Jorge is making a promising run for the blob tier list

  • @musayasin3838
    @musayasin3838 2 місяці тому

    This is one of the greatest videos ever

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 2 місяці тому +1

    Calling Jon Jones bulbous had me dead man you're funny asf. And saying Spivak smells like onions 🧅😭

  • @Rawdog.Johnson
    @Rawdog.Johnson 2 місяці тому +1

    Masvidal bouta come back and fight for the BMI with that new blob build

  • @lasse9553
    @lasse9553 2 місяці тому +1

    just realized Bigi Boy and The Black Beast is almost the same person

  • @Hats502
    @Hats502 2 місяці тому

    This one is already a certified hood classic

  • @TheRichard70
    @TheRichard70 2 місяці тому

    Pretty good take boss! You could have thrown in Parker Porter vs Chris Barnett for the undisputed lard champion

  • @Heydude4204
    @Heydude4204 2 місяці тому +1

    If that’s you in your profile pic, look cool af dude.

  • @oomfmebonce
    @oomfmebonce 2 місяці тому +1

    this video has permanently altered my vocabulary im abt to be using "blobulous" everywhere

  • @Jod5nn
    @Jod5nn 2 місяці тому +2

    jokes were on point tryna have a drink here but i couldn’t stop laughing 😂thats why bedtimes the GOAT
    also
    Ya know L-Leftlanes a dirtbag dude you know what you did

  • @DCshandle
    @DCshandle 2 місяці тому +2

    Left lane vs bedtime for 300 main event book it now🗣️

  • @juanmunoz518
    @juanmunoz518 2 місяці тому +1

    Wake up babe Bedtime MMA just posted🗣️🔥

  • @archer_bt3442
    @archer_bt3442 2 місяці тому

    The Roy Nelson legacy awards

  • @Povertedtentially
    @Povertedtentially 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m glad you asked

  • @neilvance2852
    @neilvance2852 2 місяці тому +1

    The ortega accent is actually ON POINT

  • @frozenlikelsa
    @frozenlikelsa 2 місяці тому

    “I’ll leave him with headshot like Kennedy, and clean him up with Scott no Leon” TRUST!

  • @brianmoon6333
    @brianmoon6333 2 місяці тому

    You should do a most one sided fights tier list

  • @yeetyeet375
    @yeetyeet375 2 місяці тому

    God King Blob Chris Barnett also out there throwing wheel kicks and doing front flips.

  • @ALEXLAD94
    @ALEXLAD94 2 місяці тому

    Grimace build got me crying in the club

  • @graag5388
    @graag5388 2 місяці тому

    it’s finally here 🙏

  • @juanmunoz518
    @juanmunoz518 2 місяці тому +1

    Blob checked tier list next

  • @eba0202
    @eba0202 2 місяці тому +1

    watching romanov get shredded for 1 fight and then show up to his next fight more blobby than before is an underrated funny mma moment 💀

  • @cellor1259
    @cellor1259 2 місяці тому

    I manifested this video TRUST

  • @Slickgary007
    @Slickgary007 2 місяці тому

    De Lima looks like that episode of always sunny where frank comes out of the couch

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 Місяць тому +1

    not sure if they're still in the UFC but Jake Collier and Parker Porter are S tier blobs. Both of them look like 200 gallon bags of milk.