My dad has a couple of rare ones like these right here, they were... Ludicrously huge as hell, nice to see a fellow fan of gundam who has action figures like this
and "THE POWER OF DK COMPELS YOU" (tbh he couldn't really say Donkey Kong all that well so he just shortened it to Dong so it was more like "THE POWER OF DONG COMPELS YOU")
Lio is like an exorcist, but for the demons of stupidity. Every call like this feels like I'm witnessing some solemn rite to banish the pathetic from someone's life.
Agreed lio’s clowning The Terminally Online is quite entertaining. Words can’t describe how smash truly is the cartoonshi obsessed cretinous degenerate who’s cancerous existence is the former.
I just love the fact that when Lio told the story about Elisha and the prophets of baal, Lio literally was mocking him like Elisha did to the prophetic cultists of baal. The Bible literally says that Elisha was mocking them by saying, "cry out louder to your god, perhaps he is on a journey to a far away place, perhaps he is deep within his mind, perhaps he is asleep, cry out louder to your god so he may hear your requests". Literally insulting him with the exact thing Elisha said to the false prophets and it is such a good insult to those who know the history of the story.😁👍 Thank you for the entertainment Lio Convoy, it's awesome to hear your quips, they are the best.☺️🩷🌸🌷🌺
As a victim of grooming from my own bio dad seeing Lio verbally kick the piss outta people like this makes me very happy. Thank you for doing what you do
I second that as a grooming/CSA victim as well It's pure catharsis to hear him rip predators limb from limb. The only hard part about these kind of videos is knowing that nobody will do the same for me
"Do you even know what bedrock is?" "IT'S THE KIND OF SHIT YOUR WIFE SEES EVERYDAY!" _When an attempted insult accidentally implies you have an absolutely fantastic sex life_
@@ImSparky2002 I’m unsure if you’re up to date but I believe that he made a new channel and he’s just got randos back to following him. I also think he’s either currently being investigated or the evidence gathering between Cartoonshi and the others is almost finished
The Mona Lisa was commissioned by an Italian merchant, Francesco del Giocondo (husband of the model). Though, if it was under current copyright law, the art belongs to Da Vinci, unless it was specified that all rights belong to the merchant. Also, Da Vinci didn't sign it. *And the Mona Lisa is in the public domain.* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
70Y after the copyright is being granted it becomes public domain. Thats the reason steamboat willy (earliest mickey mouse) is now public domain. But only that mickey for now, bc with every redesign a new patent is granted. So 2023 mickey would become public domain in 2093.
In my mind, there's two possible scenarios when it comes to Smash. 1. His parents are woefully unware of his online activities. He gives them only surface-level information, such as him creating remixes for his UA-cam channel. 2. His parents completely failed him and allowed him to become a terminally online NEET. They view him as a black sheep.
REALLY hope it's the former. He genuinely sounds like he might have schizophrenia, if he genuinely believes in the shit he's saying. He acts just like a patient at my work in the worst ways. Man needs help.
@@arnice2570 The issue is that it's very difficult to tell if he's truly suffering from paranoid delusions brought on by mental illness or just a morally bankrupt individual with a twisted imagination.
@@arnice2570 that being said, considering that he sends people CP and tribute videos, I think he has more self awareness than he appears to have. That’s not something people do on accident. I think he has obsessive paraphilias alongside his clear delusions, so he does need some type of evaluation for how mentally competent he actually is. He’s either one of two things: 1. An unstable individual whose not completely aware of how his actions effect others either due to insanity or incompetence 2. A twisted asshole whose acting unstable to elicit sympathy or throw people off his trail.
This guy is disrespecting the Crash Banditcoot name. While Crash is ment to be a symbol for fun and laughter while smash is a symbol for degenerateness and uselessness.
Yeah, I agree! It is oddly soothing, while also being really interesting. I wish I was good enough and putting any kind of action figure together. I would love to put together a Gundam Action figure of my own. I love those robots as well as Transformers. I would love to put together a Pink Gundam Suit as well as an Arcee Transformer.☺️🩷🌸🌷🌺
Crash Bandicoot for all of his looney exterior is *at his best* a chill good hearted orange soul friend/ally, who would actually go out of his way to creatively save the planet, universe, multiverse, having fought his fair share of OP trippy shit like defeating/effecting an egg from the actual 5th Dimensional plane (as if the concept of grasping the 4th Dimension wasn't already trippy enough as it is) to twin birds that are masters of infinite dimensions, time lords that are comparable to this, etc. Crash honestly deserves more love for all the drought he went through or hell what might come... Meanwhile, "Smash" is just a Below-Bizarro level of Fake Crash, where as F.C has more personality then Smash can ever conceive despite F.C starting off as bootleg inspiration.
lets be real tho if DK were a god like Smash claims he is i dont think DK would want to put up with him DK would just get annoyed by him to the point where he'll just beat the shit out of the guy Jungle Beat style then yeet him into an active volcano
Every time Smash yells and his mic peaks it reminds me of Sr Pelo, except this guy does it because he thinks he's threatening, Pelo does it because it's funny
"You think drinking Pepsi from a glass makes you classy?!?!" "It's Dr. Pepper, so pretty classy." You and me both, Lio, for I too am a condesuer of Dr. Pepper as well, so we are both classy then. 😂
I was laughing throughout the entire video, even busted out into tears during a few sperate accessions cause of how hard I was giggling XD But my god, the 1:47:54 "Artist pimp" fucking broke me. I've got tears running down my cheek. Granted, it could be because it's like.. 1 in the morning but I don't care Love u Lio, and thank u for all the amazing content u produce for us. Your artist "pimps" or the other way around, very much appreciate u💕 Also watching u build is very relaxing-w- Edit: "loves fucking trees" I CAN'T XD
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard before. The whiplash from Lio talking to him like he's a scared dog to speaking like a captain to a cadet will never not be entertaining, God I wish I got paid this week, I need the popcorn for this.
As an artist, who was drawing the whole time while listening to this, I can say: Don't apologize. I need my full dosage of dumb. Dealing with this clown and all the others you've dealt with in the past, you got nothing but my full respect, Lio. (Also while I'm aware that you're named after Lio Convoy from Beast Wars II, I've never seen it, nor the anime that comes after it. Lord knows my brother has tried.)
I know I mentioned Fatherless behavior in my last Comment. But this, this was just all new levels of Fatherless Behavior. I can’t even begin to fathom the depths of that 🤣. Still though for all his disgusting behavior I hope he gets Jailed. Thank you for this feast Lio, my hunger has been sated. Stay Safe out there and have a great night Lio.
It was a fun ride and I am glad that Smash is finally getting justice for his actions. Addendum: I don't know if Smash is on the spectrum. If he is, that still doesn't excuse what he has done. The one out he could have had is if he was low functioning and cannot comprehend his actions. Smash is high functioning enough to know what he is doing. He was giving plenty of chances to change his behavior and he chose not to. We all appreciate your resolve Lio.
Smash is the embodiment of that kid in high school that wore a tail to school, had a ‘pack’, wore a chain on their jeans and said genuinely ‘I am a werewolf’
And the Lord said on this day, "Thou shall not test the might of the great Lio Convoy for if thou wish to not heed the words of the Lord and of Lio Convoy, then thou shall be put on display for all to see their degeneracy and have the fool pressured into doing push-ups and beg for mercy" So let it be written, so let it be done
Also wow, I'm only 22 minutes in and this kid does not have a lot of emotional tools in his toolbox. Because what I have observed is essentially: - Larp Barking - Making demands and hitting his hand on a desk? - Really goofy threats. That's not a lot of emotional tools.
I work the night shift, and I draw a LOT. Can confirm, even though I've only been subbed to you for a little, I fucking LOVE drawing to this. God. Thank you.
I love the attitude when he tells smash to calm down 😂😂 sounds like every dad talking to their kid having a fit and smash fits that perfectly with his snarling tantrum😂😂😂 Edit: holy shit him saying he will summon dk as a stand and that he's talking to his family fucking broke me lmaooo😂😂😂😂😂
Him repeatedly saying "THE POWER OF DONKEY KONG COMPELS YOU!!!" has got to be some of the funniest shit I have ever witnessed on this hell site. Christ almighty.
Listening to this guy lose his mind and attempt to make demands of someone who is clearly taking the piss out of him is hilarious. The dude really needs a life outside of the internet. This is incredibly entertaining, Lio 😀
Thank you Lio for a great video for us artists. Speaking of art, I like to be a history nerd. 55:39 I like how Smash tries to one up by saying the ‘ Mona Lisa ‘ was a commission and it’s own by the lady in the painting. Ah, no. She was pay to be a model. The picture was a failed piece by Vinci. What I mean by is Vinci when back a forth with the painting and was never happy with the result and was never finished.
This guy is sounding an extremely uncanny amount like Chris-chan, like UNBELIEVABLY so, holy crap, maybe not quite his voice, but just the way he talks
Okay, so I've been listening to this dude for about two hours now (including the previous video) and the entire time I was like "this voice reminds me of someone. Who is it?" About thirty seconds ago I realized who it was. It's Ren. From Ren and Stimpy. The incoherent screaming, strange insults and hard to place accent all line up. The only difference here is that Ren can actually be scary. This dude most certainly is not.
1:44:51 “My old man does not like trees He doesn’t like trees when they speak Vietnamese. He does not like green eggs and ham He does not like them, Sam I Am.”
32:25 just this bit of Lio singing the DK Rap just fills my soul with gladness. Just the absurdity of someone like him doing the full as DK voice with no fear just to somehow humiliate this clown even more is hilarious.
I am losing my shit at Smash going full Chris Chan and explaining how Ness and Doneky Kong are gods of the Universe/Multiverse to justify his weird ass fanfiction. UPDATE: HE RESPONDED TO ME AND IS NOW GONE.
Man is insane. I'm not even involved in this drama but for the past few months he's been trying to contact me and my partner and telling me that I owe him something Good video. Thank goodness he's finally been cornered
The Gundam being built is the RX-0 Narrative C-Packs. Link to it is here: amzn.to/3VaDjdz
My dad has a couple of rare ones like these right here, they were... Ludicrously huge as hell, nice to see a fellow fan of gundam who has action figures like this
Yw@@SpectacleSpark and love à66😂
The gundams! Wooooooo
More gunpla for the backlog 👍🏼
You're the real predator around here
The growling from the CAT was more threatening than anything that came out of Smashs' mouth.
Just got to the angry cat bit lol. The cat sounded like it was ready to kick some ass.
Smash just talks copium
A cat can (and will) act on their threats, so, you know, that's way more scary.
Wait
Timestamp??
@@grimlen_named_Moss 2:23:35 2:23:35
“THE POWER OF DONKEY KONG COMPELS YOU”
“….and yet the strike is still there.”
Fucking gold 😂
@@Peterslothmandid smash take him there?
HEHEHEHEHE
I opened the comment section the second this was being said and I started laughing my ass off
That and smash's lame use of crash 3 quotes thrown into the mix just helps make this all the more entertaining
"I want de strike gone!"
"Well... how does it feel to want?"
Savage.
“Remove the strike 👹👹”
“No.”
Kills me every time
REMOV DEH STRAEJHHAEJIJKAEJ
@@skrunkly191 UA-cam is offering a translation, but they don't know what language Smash speaks lmao
@@bonnietelocole6777 raAHAHAHFDHEERF REMAV THE STRYKERE
@@bonnietelocole6777 REMOV DHE STRAIJSJSJSJS 👹👹👹👺👺
No. 🗿
I'm still pissed off he never took us to the toilet. He HAD the opportunity to do push-ups in his bathroom.
Such a shame, he could have done that but nope
He lied about that, just like everything else.
TO DEH TOIWLET REIGHT NEW!
If they don't take you to the toilet, the toilet takes itself to you.
Him growling constantly only to seem scared of the ACTUAL growling coming from Gidget is beyond hysterical to me-
I love the nonsense Lio is throwing out sometimes, like "I don't know if I can, I haven't been bowling for awhile so I can't remove the strike"
Ever so slightly off-topic but can I get a source for your channel profile picture? Its cute
His use of dad jokes is his main appeal
@@Zorovee I agree. Jasper Rose's PFP is adorable. I love pastel cute artsy pics of literally anything.
@@KalinTheZola it culminates with the rest of what he does into disappointed dad energy and honestly I live for it
@@ZoroveeHey Hey, if it makes it any easier, it seems to be a Galarian Ponyata!
This guy's favorite things to say:
"SHAT TEH FACK UP"
"RRRROAAAAAARRRR"
"REMOV TEH STRIEK"
"MY GOD DK WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TOILET"
also he sounds like hitler when he shouts lmao
and "THE POWER OF DK COMPELS YOU" (tbh he couldn't really say Donkey Kong all that well so he just shortened it to Dong so it was more like "THE POWER OF DONG COMPELS YOU")
@@nfacepalmer He deadass shouts "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" at one point so you're not wrong there
YOU'LL GET YOU RENT ONCE YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Oh wait, that's Spiderman.
@@PorpleSkies *"Aw... look at little Bandicoot junior. Gonna cry?"*
Lio is like an exorcist, but for the demons of stupidity. Every call like this feels like I'm witnessing some solemn rite to banish the pathetic from someone's life.
Agreed lio’s clowning The Terminally Online is quite entertaining. Words can’t describe how smash truly is the cartoonshi obsessed cretinous degenerate who’s cancerous existence is the former.
Holy cow...do I hear White Reflection?
I just love the fact that when Lio told the story about Elisha and the prophets of baal, Lio literally was mocking him like Elisha did to the prophetic cultists of baal. The Bible literally says that Elisha was mocking them by saying, "cry out louder to your god, perhaps he is on a journey to a far away place, perhaps he is deep within his mind, perhaps he is asleep, cry out louder to your god so he may hear your requests". Literally insulting him with the exact thing Elisha said to the false prophets and it is such a good insult to those who know the history of the story.😁👍 Thank you for the entertainment Lio Convoy, it's awesome to hear your quips, they are the best.☺️🩷🌸🌷🌺
This has to be an artpiece xD
IM LOSING IT FROM HOW ACCURATE THIS COMMENT IS especially with the recent Spoctor video. im weeping lord
As a victim of grooming from my own bio dad seeing Lio verbally kick the piss outta people like this makes me very happy. Thank you for doing what you do
My respects for you dude, hope you're doing well
I second that as a grooming/CSA victim as well
It's pure catharsis to hear him rip predators limb from limb. The only hard part about these kind of videos is knowing that nobody will do the same for me
I’m sorry that happened to you ❤️ my condolences
Bloody hell 😢❤️🩹 really sorry hope you’ve moved away from that can’t imagine the mental turmoil.
"And why do you think I'm called Smash Bandicoot?"
"Because you have a mental disorder?"
*Unhinged growling*
I laughed so damn hard at that
"Do you even know what bedrock is?"
"IT'S THE KIND OF SHIT YOUR WIFE SEES EVERYDAY!"
_When an attempted insult accidentally implies you have an absolutely fantastic sex life_
Hot damn you’re right
maybe what he meant is she plays minecraft bedrock /j
@@thewisecactusvonflaktus9558Pfft haha dude complimented him.
If you don't remember/know the 2010 track produced by Lil' Wayne, count yourself lucky.
I like to imagine that around 40:35 or so when he goes quiet he’s just furiously googling “Nasty threats to scare people”
Smash: "WHO IS THAT?!"
well, he's-
Smash: "I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT IS!"
that's a classic
I’ve had “just like My UuUuNcLe” stuck in my head for DAYS.
@@Lio_Convoy nothing will ever beat “I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TOILET” and “THE POWER OF DK COMPELS YOU”
@@Lio_Convoy 2:01:59 Here’s a replay for you. I also love that girl’s impression of that phrase lol!
@@ImSparky2002 I’m unsure if you’re up to date but I believe that he made a new channel and he’s just got randos back to following him. I also think he’s either currently being investigated or the evidence gathering between Cartoonshi and the others is almost finished
@@Lio_Convoy May I have a link, please? That sounds catchy.
Whenever he says "take down the strike" it gives me flash backs to the "Return the slab" guy, just more funny without any scary factor
Take down the strike
Take down the strike
Take down the strike
Or faceee the consequencessss……
Don't compare Grape Tylenol Crash to King Ramses. He's actually scary.
Yeah, same lol
“take down the striiiiike… or suffer my cuuurse…”
@@laineydoodles9297 "Grape Tylenol Crash" **WHEEZE**
“I want an answer baby boy” had me rolling💀
Same
The Mona Lisa was commissioned by an Italian merchant, Francesco del Giocondo (husband of the model). Though, if it was under current copyright law, the art belongs to Da Vinci, unless it was specified that all rights belong to the merchant. Also, Da Vinci didn't sign it.
*And the Mona Lisa is in the public domain.* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Came to say this haha appreciate the art history! ☺️
@@MaddieJK The fact the Shithead had the fucking audacity to teach about art, when his sona is a purple Crash!
And making terrible mock up FNF songs!
Oh cool, thank you!
70Y after the copyright is being granted it becomes public domain. Thats the reason steamboat willy (earliest mickey mouse) is now public domain. But only that mickey for now, bc with every redesign a new patent is granted. So 2023 mickey would become public domain in 2093.
Knowing how unintelligible Smash is, he probably would just go "What?"
In my mind, there's two possible scenarios when it comes to Smash.
1. His parents are woefully unware of his online activities. He gives them only surface-level information, such as him creating remixes for his UA-cam channel.
2. His parents completely failed him and allowed him to become a terminally online NEET. They view him as a black sheep.
REALLY hope it's the former. He genuinely sounds like he might have schizophrenia, if he genuinely believes in the shit he's saying. He acts just like a patient at my work in the worst ways. Man needs help.
@@arnice2570 The issue is that it's very difficult to tell if he's truly suffering from paranoid delusions brought on by mental illness or just a morally bankrupt individual with a twisted imagination.
@@arnice2570 that being said, considering that he sends people CP and tribute videos, I think he has more self awareness than he appears to have. That’s not something people do on accident.
I think he has obsessive paraphilias alongside his clear delusions, so he does need some type of evaluation for how mentally competent he actually is.
He’s either one of two things:
1. An unstable individual whose not completely aware of how his actions effect others either due to insanity or incompetence
2. A twisted asshole whose acting unstable to elicit sympathy or throw people off his trail.
Now That's One Crazy Crash Spinoff! 😮
A moments silence for the real victims in all this. His parents.
His father couldn't find any condoms, now look what happened.
Parent:
(hears all of this nonsense)
_"We should have pulled out. Actually no, we should have indeed taken that 'LIO' condom commercial to heart."_ XD
*His Dad. his mom walked out on him
@@poofart776 She knew what she was doing when she did that then LOL
@poofart776 So Smash has mommy-issues?
lio's wife representing #womeninstem we love to see it
How does his parents not know what he's up to? He's constantly screeching and screaming all the time. Surely someone in his household would hear?
Whomever they are, they prob gave up on him a while ago and are just letting him run his course lol.
Probably used to it
I'd like to think they pretend he just isn't there when he does that.
I wonder if they're out of the house all the time or some shit, which would explain how he's grown into this
i live in a household with someone who yells like this (unfortunately.) and at some point you just get used to it. it sucks.
"Fck you"
"No, that's the wife's job"
10/10 comeback
Smash: *snorts* EYAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH
Lio saying "skill issue" is literally the best
"You do not dare insult the might of the dong" is something I didn't expected but this was so funny to me
Lio is sure persuasive. I can't think of any situation where I would let another person make me do push-ups on camera. Unless they paid me.
As a artist I definitely appreciate Lio feeding me the dumb.
You have my full respect and attention to watch your other videos now lol
yooo TD!! i see you everywhere! glad you’re entertained by the dumb too
@Klonoafan2012 what??
@@glitchydood1558 I guess the the user of above is a transfophobe?
@@klonoafan2012 you do this all the time and its honestly so fucking annoying stop spreading that shit and grow tf up
@@klonoafan2012 So are you going to elaborate or?
I’m not even Christian but seeing this guy get TOLD during his DK religious meltdown is my favorite
Would make more sense if he's actually a Rabid Monkey due to all the growls he's been doing.
I’m an ex-Christian and also found it funny
Well, I’m a Christian, so he needs to find Jesus
There’s no difference between Smash Bandicoot and roadkill… Besides the fact that the latter actually had a life to begin with.
It was probably living the best life while smash was the exact opposite
Better to have lived and lost then never have lived at all.
This is literally the best video i have ever seen!
OOOOOOOOOOHH THE ROAST
Also atleast I feel sympathy for road kill
44:34 EVERYONE STFU AND LISTEN TO LIO’S CUTE CAT BE GRUMPY.
The cat is the best part of the call. Angery baby
Gidget's growling is way more intimidating than Smash's! That's for sure!
Fr
Is a cute baby that is full of rage❤
@@arnice2570 yep he's adorable
This guy is disrespecting the Crash Banditcoot name. While Crash is ment to be a symbol for fun and laughter while smash is a symbol for degenerateness and uselessness.
The two shouldn't even be compared. Crash is a true sigma Male compared to this twat
It's just a fictional character. Unfortunately a lot of degenerate people are going to be into the same IPs as you. It's an unfortunate reality.
Like an evil version of Fake Crash
This new content with Lio making models while talking is oddly soothing...
Yeah, I agree! It is oddly soothing, while also being really interesting. I wish I was good enough and putting any kind of action figure together. I would love to put together a Gundam Action figure of my own. I love those robots as well as Transformers. I would love to put together a Pink Gundam Suit as well as an Arcee Transformer.☺️🩷🌸🌷🌺
@@PinkPanther45518 The Gerbera Tetra is pink, same for the Gundam Flauros "Ryusei-Go" and Angelo's Geara Zulu.
the way you just started gaslighting him into thinking he was in a coma was so fucking good
the biggest insult to crash bandicoot, this guy is literally a level 3 goblin
This feels unfair to Scrap Goblin. 😂
That's generous of you.
Crash Bandicoot for all of his looney exterior is *at his best* a chill good hearted orange soul friend/ally, who would actually go out of his way to creatively save the planet, universe, multiverse, having fought his fair share of OP trippy shit like defeating/effecting an egg from the actual 5th Dimensional plane (as if the concept of grasping the 4th Dimension wasn't already trippy enough as it is) to twin birds that are masters of infinite dimensions, time lords that are comparable to this, etc.
Crash honestly deserves more love for all the drought he went through or hell what might come...
Meanwhile, "Smash" is just a Below-Bizarro level of Fake Crash, where as F.C has more personality then Smash can ever conceive despite F.C starting off as bootleg inspiration.
Level 3 goblins are at least a threat to someone. Even if they're npc townspeople, their snarls and noises scare somebody.
Unlike smash over here lmao
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
Thing is Crash is an idiot and Cortex is a joke villain.
34:27 I love this little detail of Lio using the same taunts as Elisha did to the prophets of Baal.
New drinking game:
Take a shot every time Smash says “RAWH”
No thanks, I choose the healthy way to go out... So I will be drinking water instead!
Can be shot of water instead alcohol.
How to speed run alcohol poisoning
Ruin your liver in a single night with this fun and simple drinking game!
Hearing Gigit halfway through the video was the break I needed from this boy's stupidity to keep me going throughout this video. Lil baby cat
Hearing Lio gush over Gigit being a little turd was adorable and I loved it
32:03 THE POWER OF DONKEY KONG COMPELS YOU!!! 😂 Seriously, how is this not a meme yet?
Had me dying tbh 💀
@@shdidyhddjdkdi6368 it's insane. I kept thinking that there's no way this is actually happening.😂
@@alanemocab3465 lol fr
He thought he did something
And yet the copyright strike is still there
“I’ve been here long enough to know your obnoxious”
“SO THREE MONTHS!”
💀 I am laughing harder then I have in months
1:49:52
“I have more than one hole” is probably the funniest thing Smash could’ve said this entire video holy shit
The sarcasm from lio is literally slaying me.
Lio’s sarcasm takes me to the toilet
lio’s sarcasm makes me do push-ups
"I'm trying to explain it to you if you'll shut your dumb hole"
"I HAVE MORE THAN ONE HOLE"
10/10 this quote made me burst out laughing holy shit
“THE POWER OF DONKEY KONG COMPELS YOU” had me dying 💀 32:00 for anyone wondering.
Also 44:39 C A T
lets be real tho if DK were a god like Smash claims he is i dont think DK would want to put up with him
DK would just get annoyed by him to the point where he'll just beat the shit out of the guy Jungle Beat style then yeet him into an active volcano
Every time Smash yells and his mic peaks it reminds me of Sr Pelo, except this guy does it because he thinks he's threatening, Pelo does it because it's funny
Lio: asks a genuine question
Smash: (high pitched demonic screeching)
"A bit of a contradiction, how can he be fat _and_ little?"
*"SHORTSTACK."*
I'm crying.
“Thank you, that’s what I’m going for!”
Lio sure did smash that bandicoot.
Ps: I saw that Lio drew Zorak from space ghost, and I thought my respect for this man couldn’t get any higher.
I do not mean that kind of “smash”
@@BirdbrainedRobot Glad to know that Lio is also a fan of Space Ghost.
Smash? 🤨
@@BirdbrainedRobot my mind: 😈
11:40 Remove the strike.
Well, I haven't played bowling in a while, so I don't think I can.
......
REMOVE THE STRIKE!!!
Caught me off guard
Oh don't be so mean to him
Crash Bandicoot is actually pretty smart, he'd think Smash Bandicoot was a braindead loser too.
Crash: Cortex thought he was stupid
Also Crash: Defeated supermutants and mad geniuses with only his wits
Lio gets all our support and love for dealing with such stupid ass people lol what a king
"You think drinking Pepsi from a glass makes you classy?!?!"
"It's Dr. Pepper, so pretty classy."
You and me both, Lio, for I too am a condesuer of Dr. Pepper as well, so we are both classy then. 😂
I'm not sorry for this slander
Anything is classy compared to pepsi
Why does it naturally taste like a flat, offbrand dr.pepper?
I drink the European version of coca cola from a wine glass, so I think I have style of substance.
But of course; especially here in Texas Dr. Pepper is very classy, same with Whataburger
I love that line. I m a Fanta berry guy
I unironically love drinking Dr pepper from wine glasses
This guy has to be legit insane. No fucking way he's got all his screws in.
"I want you to suffer as I have suffered" man's going through a whole villain arc
He's barking and snarling the whole time, yet he's the one who calls you a furry ☠
Well his persona is a Bandicoot which is a extinct animal
@@LiterallyInklingGirlbandicoots aren't extinct though.
Source: I come from Bandicoot Land 🇦🇺🦘
@@caatko1388smash is half Egyptian and half bandicoot
Honestly imagining Lio having a full blown argument with someone while he is making action figures would be the most badass thing XD
I was laughing throughout the entire video, even busted out into tears during a few sperate accessions cause of how hard I was giggling XD
But my god, the 1:47:54 "Artist pimp" fucking broke me. I've got tears running down my cheek. Granted, it could be because it's like.. 1 in the morning but I don't care
Love u Lio, and thank u for all the amazing content u produce for us. Your artist "pimps" or the other way around, very much appreciate u💕
Also watching u build is very relaxing-w-
Edit: "loves fucking trees" I CAN'T XD
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard before.
The whiplash from Lio talking to him like he's a scared dog to speaking like a captain to a cadet will never not be entertaining, God I wish I got paid this week, I need the popcorn for this.
This is like the longest Bioshock audio log depicting the mentally damaging effects of Adam.
I didn’t think Smash Bandicoot would go this far but he did. Thanks for worsening your image Smash. 😑
seriously. gives us more things to laugh at 🤣
The guy had reputation?
@@BombofFury_Griefsta A terrible reputation
Lio's "HEY MORON" at 1:29:21 had some _clear_ dad energy to it, lol
I wonder if he's gonna take you to the toilet this time
With some bleach.
No. He’s too overpowered to even THINK of taking Lio to the toilet.
As an artist, who was drawing the whole time while listening to this, I can say: Don't apologize. I need my full dosage of dumb.
Dealing with this clown and all the others you've dealt with in the past, you got nothing but my full respect, Lio.
(Also while I'm aware that you're named after Lio Convoy from Beast Wars II, I've never seen it, nor the anime that comes after it. Lord knows my brother has tried.)
I know I mentioned Fatherless behavior in my last Comment. But this, this was just all new levels of Fatherless Behavior. I can’t even begin to fathom the depths of that 🤣. Still though for all his disgusting behavior I hope he gets Jailed. Thank you for this feast Lio, my hunger has been sated. Stay Safe out there and have a great night Lio.
It's more like not having a positive role model behavior.
My lord he fell for the "do this and I'll consider it" trick. I thought that only worked in cartoons
God, this video is some of the best stuff to wire houses to. Until i had to explain to the contractor why i was full on cackling on the job
this smash dude is trying so hard to sound like an anime villan its hilarious. i love listening to your stuff while i do crafts lioo very entertaining
Hearing “the power of donkey Kong compels you” from a grown man is not what I expected to hear today but here we are.
17/18 isnt exactly a grown man lol
Still a petulant child imho
It was a fun ride and I am glad that Smash is finally getting justice for his actions.
Addendum:
I don't know if Smash is on the spectrum. If he is, that still doesn't excuse what he has done. The one out he could have had is if he was low functioning and cannot comprehend his actions. Smash is high functioning enough to know what he is doing. He was giving plenty of chances to change his behavior and he chose not to. We all appreciate your resolve Lio.
thank you for covering this, hes been on my girlfriend and my ass for a few days now, and this is great to see, thank you lio
Wait, what did you and your gif did to this uselessness?
Wtf? How is he getting yalls accounts tho
Wait what!?
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love when he starts screaming “the power of donkey kong compels you” to a grown ass man
Smash is the embodiment of that kid in high school that wore a tail to school, had a ‘pack’, wore a chain on their jeans and said genuinely ‘I am a werewolf’
And the Lord said on this day, "Thou shall not test the might of the great Lio Convoy for if thou wish to not heed the words of the Lord and of Lio Convoy, then thou shall be put on display for all to see their degeneracy and have the fool pressured into doing push-ups and beg for mercy"
So let it be written, so let it be done
Also wow, I'm only 22 minutes in and this kid does not have a lot of emotional tools in his toolbox. Because what I have observed is essentially:
- Larp Barking
- Making demands and hitting his hand on a desk?
- Really goofy threats.
That's not a lot of emotional tools.
I love seeing this guy trying to put together the "Lio Convoy Lore" lmao
Listening to this insanity while watching you build gundams is pretty calming. Thank you, Mr. Convoy
Lio: Hold up, there's a contradiction here, how can you be fat and little?
sMaSh: sHORRRtsTaCk
Peaches: Why thank you, that's what I'm going for!
I work the night shift, and I draw a LOT. Can confirm, even though I've only been subbed to you for a little, I fucking LOVE drawing to this. God. Thank you.
I love the attitude when he tells smash to calm down 😂😂 sounds like every dad talking to their kid having a fit and smash fits that perfectly with his snarling tantrum😂😂😂
Edit: holy shit him saying he will summon dk as a stand and that he's talking to his family fucking broke me lmaooo😂😂😂😂😂
Him repeatedly saying "THE POWER OF DONKEY KONG COMPELS YOU!!!" has got to be some of the funniest shit I have ever witnessed on this hell site. Christ almighty.
Listening to this guy lose his mind and attempt to make demands of someone who is clearly taking the piss out of him is hilarious. The dude really needs a life outside of the internet. This is incredibly entertaining, Lio 😀
Thank you Lio for a great video for us artists. Speaking of art, I like to be a history nerd. 55:39 I like how Smash tries to one up by saying the ‘ Mona Lisa ‘ was a commission and it’s own by the lady in the painting. Ah, no. She was pay to be a model. The picture was a failed piece by Vinci. What I mean by is Vinci when back a forth with the painting and was never happy with the result and was never finished.
This guy is sounding an extremely uncanny amount like Chris-chan, like UNBELIEVABLY so, holy crap, maybe not quite his voice, but just the way he talks
Yeah plus his deranged delusions like Donkey Kong being a God of our universe
I feel really bad for Donkey Kong for having to be apart of this whole thing simply because smash bandicoot likes him too much.
As an artist (in terms of traditional and digital art) Smash doesn’t know shit about how commissions work
@@zesterery ain’t no fucking way you are saying this shit unironically
Lio: I want you to get a life
Smash: yeah that's not happening
Seems right
Thank you Lio for feeding us artists our favorite meal. Idiot sandwich. Also your cat is adorable, I appreciate the cameo.
Something about Lio talking the angy kitty makes me smile lol another great video as always lio!
“Before I get a bunch of his fans coming in to defend him”
He has fans?
Yep. And they are all just as awful as him.
@@rayman3521Shoebill is also ableist, racist, and transphobic. There's also CarlMeDude (death denier, ableist, manipulator, and transphobe).
2:23:07
That's a shining gold W for you, Lio. Smash had it coming for a long time. He definitely won't be missed. I got drinks y'all! 🍹🍸🥂
Dude Ness is cannonly a child,fan fic to justify it isn't okay. Smash fucking wild
@@smashbandicoot7999 yes i only worship k rule and Giygas. Your pedo zoo combo is gross
Okay, so I've been listening to this dude for about two hours now (including the previous video) and the entire time I was like "this voice reminds me of someone. Who is it?" About thirty seconds ago I realized who it was. It's Ren. From Ren and Stimpy. The incoherent screaming, strange insults and hard to place accent all line up. The only difference here is that Ren can actually be scary. This dude most certainly is not.
yeah smash sounds like him but on psycotics and meth on top
1:44:51
“My old man does not like trees
He doesn’t like trees when they speak Vietnamese.
He does not like green eggs and ham
He does not like them, Sam I Am.”
32:25 just this bit of Lio singing the DK Rap just fills my soul with gladness. Just the absurdity of someone like him doing the full as DK voice with no fear just to somehow humiliate this clown even more is hilarious.
1:44:55
I don't know what you heard about me.
But you can't get a dolla out of me.
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see.
That I'm an Artist P-I-M-P.
Now I know what Smash sounds like
Ren (from Ren and Stimpy) on meth and psychotics
Fucking killed me mate.
This dude is such a smooth brain, "fatherless" doesn't even describe him.
Lio just killed Smash with these tags, man.💀💀💀
edit: nvm. He changed them.
I am losing my shit at Smash going full Chris Chan and explaining how Ness and Doneky Kong are gods of the Universe/Multiverse to justify his weird ass fanfiction.
UPDATE: HE RESPONDED TO ME AND IS NOW GONE.
@@smashbandicoot7999 ayyy are the real deal bro?
Man is insane. I'm not even involved in this drama but for the past few months he's been trying to contact me and my partner and telling me that I owe him something
Good video. Thank goodness he's finally been cornered
21:40 i said “its dr pepper” at the exact same time, the fact that this is the most insulting thing hes said is hilarious
If Lio was the first boss, then MoistCritikal is the Final Boss…🤣🤣🤣