A Black Lady Sketch Show: Get the Belt (Full Sketch) | HBO

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  • @zmacllc9990
    @zmacllc9990 5 років тому +15734

    For anyone who understood this sketch, laughed, cringed and was triggered, we need to start a support group!

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 5 років тому +49

      ZMAC LLC👋🏾

    • @LaTreseSheffield
      @LaTreseSheffield 5 років тому +58

      Lol..... Right

    • @MichelleBrown-pj6qr
      @MichelleBrown-pj6qr 5 років тому +172

      Yes. Where were they we i needed commentary getting my ass whoop as a kid. Lmao

    • @msdsplayground8360
      @msdsplayground8360 5 років тому +204

      Sign me up...
      I still get the cold sweats every time I see a tree with branches that would make a good switch.

    • @revmd621
      @revmd621 5 років тому +22

      Msdsplayground, gurl Bye! You know you’re talking right!

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 5 років тому +7088

    ‘she was born at night, but not last night’ that was my grandma favorite line

    • @satin754
      @satin754 5 років тому +20

      That's mine. Lol. I was born at night. But not last night. 😀

    • @theoldschooldiva374
      @theoldschooldiva374 5 років тому +21

      That one HURT ME 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @joyjackettt
      @joyjackettt 5 років тому +15

      ugh my mom still says that all the time lmao

    • @satin754
      @satin754 5 років тому +7

      @@joyjackettt
      Me too. Lol. I was born at 12:21 am. So I use it all the time. Especially on my 2 children. 😀

    • @joyjackettt
      @joyjackettt 5 років тому +6

      Angela Buchanan-Sparks if it works, it works 😂

  • @rayjohnson2176
    @rayjohnson2176 5 років тому +2070

    When she said “Reniece hasn’t paid nan one bill” lmao man this was hilarious and gave me flashbacks lol

    • @tonyfournier3298
      @tonyfournier3298 5 років тому +9

      What you said!!!

    • @Mcelly58
      @Mcelly58 5 років тому

      Tony Fournier yuuuup

    • @mickeyrosa7226
      @mickeyrosa7226 5 років тому +12

      My 4 year old granddaughter said she wasn't gonna pay no bill, that it's on me, knowing full well she flicking on and off my damn lights. Electricity is high in the summertime.

    • @melodyreyneofficial
      @melodyreyneofficial 5 років тому +1

      Ray Johnson 😂😂😂😂

    • @Zanaaa50
      @Zanaaa50 5 років тому +3

      Such a funny line!

  • @WhitePhoenix22
    @WhitePhoenix22 5 років тому +4061

    “Tonisha was born AT night, but she wasn’t born LAST night” 😂😂

  • @begwenly
    @begwenly 5 років тому +4823

    Let me tell yall something these women are shedding light into black culture that has never been shed before. If you don’t know this is the struggle of all black kids before cell phones

    • @soboogee7818
      @soboogee7818 5 років тому +115

      Ok and there was a time were there were no remote controls us kids we were the remote controls
      ..u had to go outside n play no hanging around in the house in ur room with closed doors..no mam....

    • @nia356
      @nia356 5 років тому +146

      Cellphones don't change anything it's still the same.

    • @Xxaire31
      @Xxaire31 5 років тому

      😂😂😃

    • @praise777always9
      @praise777always9 5 років тому +77

      Even before the remote when some of us had to stop what ever we were doing to come and TURN the channels manually.😂😂😂

    • @UrsuchaKida
      @UrsuchaKida 5 років тому +39

      Before cell phones? Niece still complains when she has to find the remote because Grandma lost it 🤣🤣🤣 Honey in a second you will be the remote it's in your best interest to find it boo

  • @Yes-iu3kr
    @Yes-iu3kr 5 років тому +3282

    When a comedy skits triggers both deep set mixed emotions and much needed dialogue... That's next level comedy. These women know what they're doing.

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 5 років тому +9

      +

    • @brandyspain7125
      @brandyspain7125 5 років тому +13

      Indeed

    • @pipertarver1852
      @pipertarver1852 5 років тому +20

      Get out my head 😂😂😂

    • @hitskwaad
      @hitskwaad 5 років тому +15

      @BlackfaceMandela Would you like to know how any casual observer knows you're a child?

    • @jacquelinele9170
      @jacquelinele9170 5 років тому +49

      @BlackfaceMandela then why do you act like someone hurt you 😂

  • @20mymysf
    @20mymysf 5 років тому +12841

    This was light-weight a horror film with commentary.

    • @ddame5925
      @ddame5925 5 років тому +285

      right! i got chills!!! Nerve wrecking.

    • @Yes-iu3kr
      @Yes-iu3kr 5 років тому +277

      I was literally on the edge of my seat the whole time.

    • @BlakLotus
      @BlakLotus 5 років тому +140

      Right?? I felt some sting watching that.

    • @kierraturner1667
      @kierraturner1667 5 років тому +34

      Exactly!

    • @connectheezdots
      @connectheezdots 5 років тому +24

      Facts‼️

  • @jaywillingham4085
    @jaywillingham4085 5 років тому +1621

    "Because Reyniece aint payed naan one bill around here!" Lol

  • @TheXenderful
    @TheXenderful 5 років тому +1478

    "Or being told to FIX YOUR FACE" I'm hollering!!!!!😂😂

    • @melaninenriched7844
      @melaninenriched7844 5 років тому +9

      I screamed.

    • @indigorose1270
      @indigorose1270 5 років тому +33

      Right! And dont get caught mumbling. That a quick beat down. Or the eye roll .

    • @Dimples4dayz
      @Dimples4dayz 5 років тому +16

      And when she said ‘she ain’t paid not one bill up in here’ 😂💀😂💀😂

    • @happyforlife5219
      @happyforlife5219 5 років тому +10

      Blisskick yeah I’m officially turning into a lesser version of my mom....I recently said that to my six year old daughter.🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @pipertarver1852
      @pipertarver1852 5 років тому +11

      No!! Rolling your eyes!! My mama was get me some water. Didn't ask for ice. I bring just water and she askes me where is the ice??? You didn't ask for ice! Ass whooping 😂😂😂 From then on Always put Ice in the damn water!!! I love you mama!!! I miss you everyday ❤❤❤

  • @arielle7495
    @arielle7495 5 років тому +635

    "If I have to get up and find it myself challenge" is a classic

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 років тому +32

      Atleast she said batteries.
      Nothing worse than trying to find "the thing" and having extremely vague if any clues what it is and you carefully tearing up the house to find anything at all

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 років тому +2

      @@missrose9795 there it is lol.

  • @MokgobiLedwaba
    @MokgobiLedwaba 5 років тому +512

    "I knew that if I didn't start nothin', there wouldn't be nothin'." Genius sketch 😂😂😂😂

    • @jadeyjade86
      @jadeyjade86 5 років тому +5

      Everybody with a black older woman in their life has heard that...and you are workin my last nerve or i have 1 good nerve left and you are workin it, im dying

  • @arielleguillod3957
    @arielleguillod3957 4 роки тому +968

    This is emotional abuse... funny because it’s relatable... sad because it’s true

    • @blessedsoul2239
      @blessedsoul2239 4 роки тому +102

      It's funny how the mind works. During those times with my Mom, I remember going to my room and coming up with my own future rules for my kids. I remember saying:
      1. I will not tell my kids when or how long I think they should cry.
      2. I will not expect my kids to smile when getting lectured by me. As long as there wasnt any eyerolling or glaring, I wouldn't care.
      3. I will not spank unless it was a major issue.
      So, atleast I knew what I wasnt going to do as a parent 🤷🏾‍♀️😏

    • @coast2coastsurfingdesigner970
      @coast2coastsurfingdesigner970 3 роки тому +14

      Kids have to deal with a lot

    • @zenabracero78
      @zenabracero78 2 місяці тому +6

      @@blessedsoul2239 I did the same thing too.

  • @someone-go8ee
    @someone-go8ee 5 років тому +1930

    I'm crying from laughter AND trauma wow they really do have the range

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 років тому +9

      AGREED.

    • @chaundadon2612
      @chaundadon2612 5 років тому +20

      THE RANGE !!! 😫

    • @mikeyjaynes92
      @mikeyjaynes92 5 років тому +3

      Of course darling!

    • @EdinamDean
      @EdinamDean 5 років тому +2

      Period

    • @ez2bcute
      @ez2bcute 5 років тому +29

      Maybe that’s why folks disliked it cause man... I was laughing but I was also like 😰... this was a bit too accurate.

  • @linofthewood
    @linofthewood 5 років тому +1626

    We all did the "turn the volume down" move, right? Tell me I wasn't alone.

    • @AquaBoogie523
      @AquaBoogie523 5 років тому +61

      As soon as she got the remote, I said turn the volume down.

    • @noomj3922
      @noomj3922 5 років тому +17

      I still do that 😭😭

    • @layah28
      @layah28 5 років тому +10

      Lol I use to turn it down then flip away

    • @freer1176
      @freer1176 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂yep.....so now you know why they said. You can't do anything I haven't done. Thus I could never get away with anything.

    • @nshaboo101
      @nshaboo101 5 років тому +9

      I definitely did that move growing up 😂😂😂

  • @jjjjjjj8376
    @jjjjjjj8376 5 років тому +546

    The phrase "fix your face" is engraved in my brain

    • @talllala
      @talllala 5 років тому +6

      With our Jamaican mother it was "stop pushing up your mouth"

    • @teddyquamina3006
      @teddyquamina3006 5 років тому +8

      In Trini is 'fix yuh face' and I use to be blinking with my angelic self and they tell you 'doh roll up yuh eye at me'

    • @Nezziekay
      @Nezziekay 5 років тому +3

      In California it was fix yo damn face. The memories 😆

    • @themagnoliaproject864
      @themagnoliaproject864 5 років тому +1

      I'm 27 with a 5 year old and I use this line, at least, once a week. I have become my mother.

    • @talllala
      @talllala 5 років тому +1

      @Mary Smith James I know! It seems to be universal. We also got told to "hold it" or "stop spreading your mouth" if we started crying. And if you started crying before the beating you got asked "what you crying for, me nah even start yet" The memories😣😅

  • @worrydarling
    @worrydarling 5 років тому +442

    "these items won't be anywhere that make a lick of sense" I felt that in my soul

  • @naturalher24
    @naturalher24 5 років тому +1603

    "That remote is clearly well within her own reach. She's using a frustration tactic to get Reiniece to show some attitude" 😭 I hate when parents do that like don't do something to get a reaction out your children and punish them for reacting with something as small as a facial expression. This is too relatable 😩

    • @nicolearmstrong5261
      @nicolearmstrong5261 5 років тому +47

      That's what I was thinking. Smh

    • @aprilsuxxx
      @aprilsuxxx 5 років тому +64

      Total entrapment. 😖😂

    • @ArtyMars
      @ArtyMars 5 років тому +115

      Thats some straight up toxic bullshit haha

    • @estefaniaboujon6830
      @estefaniaboujon6830 5 років тому +80

      That is very close to narcicist abusive behaveour

    • @naturalher24
      @naturalher24 5 років тому +30

      @@estefaniaboujon6830 really? I wonder why so many parents do this to their kids. I don't understand why they're so toxic sometimes.

  • @MsCatrin
    @MsCatrin 5 років тому +3331

    Who remembers being told to "fix your face" Oh the memories LOL!!!

    • @dearbrave4183
      @dearbrave4183 5 років тому +58

      The trauma😢

    • @MsCatrin
      @MsCatrin 5 років тому +3

      @@dearbrave4183 😔

    • @kellyhernandez3558
      @kellyhernandez3558 5 років тому +40

      Ma face was never screwed up and she still beat me

    • @shakendriamurphy2302
      @shakendriamurphy2302 5 років тому +19

      I used to do this weird lip thing and My grandmother used to say "fix your face fo' I slap it off". It worked but I got older and realized she never hit me no way WHAT WAS I SCARED FOR!! 😂😂😂

    • @curtistinephillips2791
      @curtistinephillips2791 5 років тому +3

      Yes ma’am

  • @Juicelee777
    @Juicelee777 5 років тому +2316

    i was like 10 years old before I realized those blue tins were actually sold with cookies in them

  • @nathanaeljoly1371
    @nathanaeljoly1371 5 років тому +4610

    I still don't understand how answering questions or defending yourself is "talking back" or "disrespectful"

    • @THEKATDIGGA
      @THEKATDIGGA 5 років тому +324

      Nathanael Joly. The answer is GET the BELT.

    • @amaterasu777
      @amaterasu777 5 років тому +411

      It doesn't fucking matter :D

    • @MeMoeMustafaAlnour
      @MeMoeMustafaAlnour 5 років тому +568

      All answers are wrong, no answers is wrong, "look at me when I talk to you!" " don't look me in the eye!"
      That's called the loosing game lmao🤣💔

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 5 років тому +661

      Some parents just like feeling powerful over their own children and use nonsense as an excuse to punish them.

    • @carlieamado6153
      @carlieamado6153 5 років тому +157

      Girllll let me tell you and they carry that shit over to work too

  • @Littlething41
    @Littlething41 5 років тому +1465

    "Because I knew if I didn't start none, there wouldn't be none." LOL I died!

    • @babyshamusworld
      @babyshamusworld 5 років тому +30

      Messed up with the shoes on the fresh carpet though 🤣🤣

    • @Littlething41
      @Littlething41 5 років тому +13

      @@babyshamusworld lol Black Mammas be looking for a reason to whoop someone!

    • @vbitatule
      @vbitatule 4 роки тому +3

      I replayed that part like 4 times.

  • @uchechiblxckgoddess
    @uchechiblxckgoddess 5 років тому +729

    She said "making noise while her mother's asleep, now she's just showboating." Rofl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SimoneBrown
      @SimoneBrown 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LittleSuzi101
    @LittleSuzi101 5 років тому +2130

    The title itself brought back triggering flashbacks 😭😭😭

    • @mariephillippe
      @mariephillippe 5 років тому +2

      I will not disturb your 555 but gurllll u r so right

    • @Mattteus
      @Mattteus 5 років тому +16

      The snap of the belt too... but she didn’t say the girl’s middle name so she’s going to be fine.

    • @Dimples4dayz
      @Dimples4dayz 5 років тому +2

      Flashbacks like a mofo 😂💯

    • @theoldschooldiva374
      @theoldschooldiva374 5 років тому +3

      😂😂 these comments 😂😂

    • @flipczech
      @flipczech 5 років тому +1

      yup, the most feared words from my childhood.

  • @ericatheempress6698
    @ericatheempress6698 5 років тому +1800

    Black moms : calls their kid to get something within the room or within their reach. Why is that so true

    • @nghsrae14
      @nghsrae14 4 роки тому +39

      I thought this only happened to 1st gen Americans. I remember my ex girlfriend's Nigerian momma called her into the room for her to hand her a pair of scissors, shit you not less than a week later my friend's malaysian dad did the same thing with the fly swatter! Like...if my mom did that when I was little I would have gotten the shit beat outta me 'cause I would have said "Momma it's right there!" I mean I was the youngest of five so I got whooped a bunch when I was little but that's freaking dumb.

    • @lisahunter2953
      @lisahunter2953 4 роки тому +30

      Power

    • @mohammedf.al-ghamdi2090
      @mohammedf.al-ghamdi2090 4 роки тому +6

      Cause parents like to be needy. It's kinda cute in a way. A payback :)

    • @greenvortex7
      @greenvortex7 4 роки тому +31

      My mom would call me from my bedroom to get her a glass of water - while she was already in the kitchen !!! ????

    • @dontmess873
      @dontmess873 4 роки тому +28

      Guilty. I've been too tired to move from chasing kids and cooking food and cleaning house - but I'm nice about it. I say please. 🤷‍♀️

  • @yngblkguy21
    @yngblkguy21 5 років тому +1055

    When we was looking for those batteries I was like “check the freezer”

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 років тому +46

      Thank God I wasn't the only one lmao

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +70

      Gawd! Why was I like “please not the junk drawer not the junk drawer...”

    • @TheMariavb89
      @TheMariavb89 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

    • @BrittIgbinovia
      @BrittIgbinovia 5 років тому +5

      Richard Ch Me too! That’s where my momma hid them!

    • @tanishamourid2202
      @tanishamourid2202 5 років тому +27

      "Sweater Gaaaaawd!" I came here to say this! I was yelling at the TV.
      🗣 "Check the freezer girl!"

  • @JAZZLlFE
    @JAZZLlFE 5 років тому +2617

    All joking aside this helps to explain why so many of us have PTSD, anger, rage, trust & poor conflict resolution issues.

    • @brookslew
      @brookslew 5 років тому +92

      I don't even though I can relate to the skit. I choose to not repeat that part of my life. Also, those parents became wonderful grandparents.

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 років тому +9

      JAZZLlFE because of your mother? That’s so sad

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 5 років тому +77

      Queen Bean
      My mom is 98% of the reason that I had trust issues and didn't have many female friends until I went to college.

    • @randomcitizen3939
      @randomcitizen3939 5 років тому +7

      Truth.

    • @sogosmile4624
      @sogosmile4624 5 років тому +40

      WOW, I was spanked and have none of the above issues. I think life in itself causes anger, rage, trust and conflict. I just stay in prayer and pray for peace. I will not allow the way I was disciplined ruin my life. I have always had the mind set that now I have the choice to live my life the way I see fit. I also place The Most High first though. Let your past go, and move forward.

  • @ivanbrown4564
    @ivanbrown4564 5 років тому +1499

    In the next GET THE BELT we are gonna have to see if the CHILD will use BIG MOMMA aka Grandmother against MOMMA in a coup de grace move.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 5 років тому +152

      Grandma used to be my saviour 😭

    • @nhlder1027
      @nhlder1027 5 років тому +140

      But when grandma leave your ass is grass

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 5 років тому +107

      That can only be used twice in a lifetime. It better be worth it cuz if you waste grandma's time?!? Whoa...

    • @melany7988
      @melany7988 5 років тому +78

      Yes you have to wait till grandma is around I tried calling on the phone once and got snatched up

    • @yngblkguy21
      @yngblkguy21 5 років тому +10

      This 🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂😂

  • @alien_cacti500
    @alien_cacti500 5 років тому +409

    Im screaming in my head "NO SHE NOT SLEEP SLEEP"

  • @ethlomar
    @ethlomar 5 років тому +513

    What in the horror thriller movie was this?! I was on the edge of my seat. Not kidding.

  • @jenellearmstrong6306
    @jenellearmstrong6306 5 років тому +2224

    Who else heart jumped when the little girl reached for the remote and her mother moved??😂😂🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

    • @dveiwer
      @dveiwer 5 років тому +6

      Jenelle Armstrong 🙋🏾‍♂️

    • @nix_
      @nix_ 5 років тому +13

      I stopped breathing 😂

    • @92DRip
      @92DRip 5 років тому +12

      No joke, actually jumped. Lol

    • @amalozel6086
      @amalozel6086 5 років тому +2

      I didn't freak out my internet stopped servicing my phone

    • @H20fanatic20
      @H20fanatic20 5 років тому +2

      Me, I was flashed backed 😭😂

  • @rachellecham
    @rachellecham 5 років тому +494

    I remember this one time the blue tin actually had cookies in it I was so shocked.

  • @blerdygoddess
    @blerdygoddess 5 років тому +274

    I can’t be the only one who got anxiety from watching this

  • @dabaddest39455
    @dabaddest39455 5 років тому +5297

    It’s crazy how triggering this is. Many black parents are toxic af and it’s not discussed enough.

    • @michaelangelotaylor8th
      @michaelangelotaylor8th 5 років тому +132

      Seek counseling...

    • @Queencharisma22
      @Queencharisma22 5 років тому +380

      Nesha Hannah finally someone said it they tripping always saying black families just say families

    • @boostedboosted3088
      @boostedboosted3088 5 років тому +190

      Nesha Hannah THIS is mainly happening in black homes

    • @Queencharisma22
      @Queencharisma22 5 років тому +130

      BOOSTED Boosted you must be in all black homes some of y’all watch to many movies so brainwashed

    • @lala55419
      @lala55419 5 років тому +160

      BOOSTED Boosted WRONG. You think white kids in emasculate houses aren’t gettjng their entire asses beat? If so you are delusional. I also know quite a few Asian cultures that whoop their kids asses I to submission so don’t say it’s only black homes.

  • @MelonnaBanana
    @MelonnaBanana 5 років тому +1112

    Whew...this stressed me out lolllll. But the way they are hitting on black culture on this show in every way possible is incredible. Robin Thede is a genius

    • @Porter5habazz
      @Porter5habazz 4 роки тому +2

      Melonna Clarke 😂Im stressed too

    • @katcons1991
      @katcons1991 4 роки тому +2

      I was stressing and questioning my self as a mother as I watched this lol

    • @anitajasuja3668
      @anitajasuja3668 3 роки тому

      I've been anxiously awaiting season 2. I love the sketch with only 4 girls left on earth.

  • @EbonyAbraxas
    @EbonyAbraxas 5 років тому +806

    I laughed for 4 minutes.
    And cried for 6 hours.

    • @brittdavis1
      @brittdavis1 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @teetimewisdom90
      @teetimewisdom90 5 років тому +5

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @theartistmind7028
      @theartistmind7028 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alilrazzledazzle992
      @alilrazzledazzle992 5 років тому +8

      I'm...not sure how to take this.

    • @mscardioqueen
      @mscardioqueen 5 років тому +11

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
      That is some serious PTSD! May I suggest some counselling. Talking might help!
      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
      You're comment is amazing!

  • @enchantress_nikka8234
    @enchantress_nikka8234 4 роки тому +981

    This is literally how slave owners treated their slaves on a day to day. Making demands, and hoping you’d fail at completing them or talking back as an excuse to beat you or worse.
    Black people passed it on for generations and we’re just NOW seeing the correlation, and understanding the lasting effects it’s had on us. Whew child 🥴

    • @iiNgONYaMa
      @iiNgONYaMa 4 роки тому +13

      You eeen lie

    • @lunaluna7789
      @lunaluna7789 4 роки тому +7

      😥

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 роки тому +10

      PREACH

    • @monember2722
      @monember2722 4 роки тому +9

      Name your source, just one to prove what you just stated.

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 4 роки тому +32

      OK so why it's in every African culture then?

  • @adrenalinejunnkie
    @adrenalinejunnkie 5 років тому +1023

    Growing up in a home with so much tension is exhausting. I genuinely found this hard to watch, it brought me back to that place. Started crying once it ended. If this was you go to therapy before you have kids of your own.

    • @childof83
      @childof83 5 років тому +64

      yeah the mom in this was playing mind games

    • @annb.5436
      @annb.5436 5 років тому +5

      Agreed

    • @ninazeleznik009
      @ninazeleznik009 5 років тому +59

      tnx god found someone here who thinks that this is not okey...

    • @AxelBain
      @AxelBain 5 років тому +59

      It took me several years of therapy to stop defending my mother and realizing that the way she treated me was wrong. It took me going to college to realize that. I’m in therapy, and will never use corporal punishment on my children. I was lucky enough to have a very involved and compassionate father who primarily raised my sister and me, so I hope that I’ll follow his parenting model.

    • @supertoshaful
      @supertoshaful 5 років тому +25

      Clearly, the skit is grossly exaggerated. It’s a skit, FFS. Get over yourselves.

  • @framesdeanthesunsetters3372
    @framesdeanthesunsetters3372 5 років тому +736

    This is the realness of a writing room with color.. Well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @crazynats367
    @crazynats367 5 років тому +425

    I love this. The satire they use to make us rethink our childhood. Some moms are petty, some abusive

    • @daphneyandersen1235
      @daphneyandersen1235 5 років тому +15

      Very much so.

    • @BluDrop5
      @BluDrop5 5 років тому +17

      Or, both.

    • @mrsrussell
      @mrsrussell 5 років тому +11

      Or just tired

    • @boomagoo321
      @boomagoo321 5 років тому +2

      Or bipolar !

    • @crazynats367
      @crazynats367 5 років тому +3

      @@boomagoo321 I think my mom is but then again it's a "black mom" thing to trip about nothing

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper 4 роки тому +58

    My mother had a long list of the different forms of rudeness. Crying for "nothing", looking her in the eye when shes talking, not looking her in the eye when shes talking, walking away, breathing wrong and the list goes on. You get punished so much for just being yourself that your shadow somehow becomes larger than your ego

  • @andreabryant2857
    @andreabryant2857 5 років тому +2584

    Looking at the comments and apparently, this sketch has unzipped the entire black community’s childhood trauma.
    Can we finally admit that shit is not okay?

    • @Animefreak242
      @Animefreak242 5 років тому +193

      We been admitted that

    • @Ebizzill
      @Ebizzill 5 років тому +161

      it is NOT okay. we gotta do better. we have to!

    • @LaTreseSheffield
      @LaTreseSheffield 5 років тому +97

      Maybe not for you but for some of us if things had been different most of us would not have made it into our adult life to become who we are today... Now for some they use that shit as an excuse to be bums, angry, and just out right rude and disrespectful because of it but I think you become better because and inspite of

    • @MissSFields
      @MissSFields 5 років тому +86

      @@LaTreseSheffield regarding: anger ... Aren't they modeling behavior they've seen?

    • @Ebizzill
      @Ebizzill 5 років тому +146

      @@LaTreseSheffield hurt people hurt people.

  • @LL-pe2bd
    @LL-pe2bd 5 років тому +546

    “Let’s put 15 seconds on the clock.” This sketch is genius! Robin - you and your girls are wonderful! This show is amazing and I look forward to it every week! Congrats on the upcoming second season...you’re doing great things!
    And the show’s wig game is on point!

    • @ClareceLeona
      @ClareceLeona 5 років тому +6

      LISTEN THE WIGS ARE ONE PIZZOZINT
      THIS SHOW IS A W!

    • @captdlg4626
      @captdlg4626 5 років тому +1

      L Lugo I know right! I want to know where they get their wigs!

  • @scarlao
    @scarlao 5 років тому +140

    God, the amount of times I heard "fix your face" as a kid is ridiculous. This brought back so many memories🤣

  • @MJKT95
    @MJKT95 4 роки тому +426

    Imagine “Get the Belt” with a Caribbean mom and her kid has only 3 minutes to figure what “ting” she wants you to bring her.😂

    • @AyeJye
      @AyeJye 4 роки тому +13

      Facts !!!

    • @firstname612
      @firstname612 4 роки тому +16

      Oh Lord...flashbacks 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @tangbaby1
      @tangbaby1 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @fizzishen5389
      @fizzishen5389 4 роки тому +2

      Tell it!!

    • @simply_nebulous
      @simply_nebulous 4 роки тому +26

      And asking what "ting" is disresctful too.But if you don't find it in time you get a whooping.

  • @sdottin2841
    @sdottin2841 5 років тому +969

    Everybody had that exact biscuit tin with no biscuits in it.

    • @sistiff3719
      @sistiff3719 5 років тому +14

      Biscuits...that ain't no biscuits thats cookies...are you from uk?? Us Americans don't talk like that

    • @somtoamaefuna7161
      @somtoamaefuna7161 5 років тому +5

      stfu they called biscuits

    • @layah28
      @layah28 5 років тому +7

      iTSAME it’s cookies bitch

    • @TyDaWaVe
      @TyDaWaVe 5 років тому +35

      Technically no one is wrong but your all being assholes to each other. It’s the same thing, different name 🙄

    • @natidiva247
      @natidiva247 5 років тому +6

      We had so many of them and I’ve never tasted what was supposed to be in there!

  • @DevonJupiter
    @DevonJupiter 5 років тому +459

    This show is brilliant. The actors and writers deserve hella praise!! And this sketch...too damn funny and super accurate.😅😅😅

  • @Mykie222
    @Mykie222 5 років тому +166

    I find myself yelling to Reniece to turn down the volume before she changes the channel. I was rooting for you girl!

    • @vatechie21
      @vatechie21 5 років тому +1

      Same! I thought I came up with that myself but I guess that move was universal 😂😂😂

  • @TW69132
    @TW69132 5 років тому +65

    The commentators wigs are sending me 😭

  • @ollynolly4592
    @ollynolly4592 5 років тому +211

    Yooo the turning down the volume before turning the channel, I thought that I was the only one that did that 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @SessalliO
    @SessalliO 5 років тому +634

    The unfortunate reality of the black childhood. Yes presented in a light-hearted relatable way, but damn. This is literally slave culture, physical and mental abuse. The fact that most black people can relate to this type of abuse show the trauma experienced by our entire race. 😢 I see these comments talking about how this gave them "chills", this being a "light-hearted horror film", THIS IS LITERALLY PTSD. We need therapy as a people.

    • @rimun5235
      @rimun5235 5 років тому +53

      I actually think in many African cultures it’s worse. The amount of beatings you get for nothing is ridiculous. It didn’t help that school did it either. The cycle never ends for many people because that’s how they are raised. I am glad my mom’s generation stopped. My aunts have never hit their children because of that. One can discipline without violence.

    • @1991-present
      @1991-present 5 років тому +24

      @Creole Chicken I'm black British of Caribbean descent... it was my experience.

    • @alilrazzledazzle992
      @alilrazzledazzle992 5 років тому +25

      @@jamalhartley5863 Congratulations! You've just normalized dysfunction.

    • @alilrazzledazzle992
      @alilrazzledazzle992 5 років тому +20

      @Creole Chicken Creole Chicken Maybe if you read the comment section, you would've seen the many comments from non-American people of African decent, stating how they can relate to this skit, which is probably why the op made this statement.
      And besides, the OP's name should've given you a hint that she's probably not African American. Context clues. 👍

    • @Weeniehutnurse
      @Weeniehutnurse 5 років тому +35

      Jamal Hartley I don’t think whooping your child then whooping them more for crying because the whooping hurt them is building character

  • @6mcube
    @6mcube 5 років тому +323

    "I would never track outside in your house" lol 😂

  • @lazyscholar7932
    @lazyscholar7932 4 роки тому +74

    Bruh I used to hate when grown folks had my lil ass trying to find their shit. And I never could and they always got pissed because I didn't "look hard enough".

  • @kbs8586
    @kbs8586 5 років тому +408

    I’ve done that “turn down the volume first” move before!!
    It works, but you gotta do it gradually over a couple of minutes and turn on the captions!!!
    Expert.
    P. S. That was my hairstyle back in the day!!

    • @haveagoodday629
      @haveagoodday629 5 років тому +3

      Same ☺️

    • @jazzinikki01
      @jazzinikki01 5 років тому +3

      Me too😁😂

    • @ayanomar1408
      @ayanomar1408 5 років тому +12

      Dont forget to turn them off before you leave so they cant tell if you DID watch them

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 5 років тому +12

      Thats why I love captions
      Closed captioning is a smart ghetto youngun's best friend

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany 5 років тому +3

      Gurl caption never bothered me...and if granny woke up I was dead asleep😂😂😂

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 5 років тому +624

    She was wrong for not letting her friend know the no shoe rule. I guess they're just coworkers.

  • @killanova2494
    @killanova2494 5 років тому +1695

    no wonder some people leave the house as soon as they're 18🤣🤣🤣

    • @sirashley2355
      @sirashley2355 5 років тому +144

      yea even if you stay a pay rent they still try and pull some authoritative shit on you. its because most of them are virtually powerless everywhere else in the world, its a deep rooted psychological problem. they are also the people who belittle retail/food workers. its the only time they get to feel on TOP.

    • @killanova2494
      @killanova2494 5 років тому +20

      @@sirashley2355 people like that still dont know who they are and what they do thats why they do shit like that, little kid mindset💯💯💯

    • @moss320m
      @moss320m 5 років тому +4

      I was one of them..

    • @CalyMichigan
      @CalyMichigan 5 років тому +3

      killa nova most of them is kicked out, that’s reason

    • @cynthiastevens8302
      @cynthiastevens8302 5 років тому +2

      or sooner

  • @heaven9602
    @heaven9602 4 роки тому +81

    My mom sent this to me. She thinks it’s funny. I sent laughing emojis. All I can think about is how many days mornings and nights in a row I got whoopins to the point I can’t even remember elementary and most of middle school. Hahaha hilarious 🙂

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond 3 роки тому +9

      I am so sorry she did that, you did not deserve it, you deserved love Biggest hugs if you want them 💗

  • @FortheLoveofMonsters
    @FortheLoveofMonsters 5 років тому +353

    This was triggering. Scheduling a therapy session right now.

    • @alilrazzledazzle992
      @alilrazzledazzle992 5 років тому +1

      💙💙💙

    • @HaahmayanShaalManasseh
      @HaahmayanShaalManasseh 5 років тому +2

      🤣😅😅😅 girl my chest I grew up in a West Indian household I was chewing my teeth 😂

    • @curious17589
      @curious17589 5 років тому +6

      Especially, when she said Rayniece ain't paid na'an one bill around here." How many times growing up, did I hear, "Do you have a job?" Do you pay any bills around here?" lol!

    • @jazmineleno1414
      @jazmineleno1414 5 років тому

      😂😂😂🤣

  • @jprice1928
    @jprice1928 5 років тому +393

    " she hasn't payed nan one bill around here "
    Bruh I literally thought my dad was the only person who said this 😭😭

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 років тому +10

      You'd think somewhere, there'd be some kid who made themselves some money (probably doing dirt, but who knows) who pulled some Lex Luthor shit and said "Alright, gimme a bill then." And then he pays it and then his Dad was scared from that point on, not knowing what else his kid could do now that he was playing on the grown level.

    • @lala55419
      @lala55419 5 років тому

      🤣🤣

    • @jprice1928
      @jprice1928 5 років тому

      @@Theomite I have no idea what you just said but yeah sure lol

    • @JamieModelvsDirector
      @JamieModelvsDirector 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @dreadedweirdohippie9524
      @dreadedweirdohippie9524 5 років тому

      Nope my m and now me lnao

  • @FreeSpirit0978
    @FreeSpirit0978 5 років тому +454

    The host saved Raniece from an undeserved spanking. Amazing

    • @latashathomas4239
      @latashathomas4239 5 років тому +16

      Cause that wouldn't be funny. It would tip the scale all the way to traumatic.

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 років тому +30

      Sadly, even though it's just a skit, irl, the very best she can hope for is her mom to forget, but most likely, she only been given time to mentally prepare for it later

    • @dominiquehippolyte9840
      @dominiquehippolyte9840 5 років тому +17

      Snake Puncher This is unfortunately true! Those who know about that life will know that beating is gonna have a hint of pent up rage (aka extra smoke) for the ‘inconvenience’ of having to beat you later rather than sooner.

    • @linofthewood
      @linofthewood 5 років тому +8

      Delayed. She deLAYED it.

    • @yngblkguy21
      @yngblkguy21 5 років тому

      Dominique Marita that life was tough 😩😩 I can only laugh from crying now 😩😂😂

  • @charlescummings2205
    @charlescummings2205 5 років тому +80

    Making noises while her Mother is sleep, she's just showboating 😅

  • @balaalalaslk
    @balaalalaslk 5 років тому +603

    Okay the side ponytail is a weakness.

    • @daniellecmann
      @daniellecmann 5 років тому +20

      Looking at it I could feel the endless brushing and the gel needed to smooth it.

    • @tracyevettebarnes
      @tracyevettebarnes 5 років тому +3

      The side ponytail was my go to when I was finally allowed to comb my own hair. I was so proud of it hitting my shoulder. Then my damn mama cut it up to the bottom of my earlobe talking bout split ends. I was so mad at that heffa lol

  • @Gbutler777
    @Gbutler777 5 років тому +491

    After the first 5 seconds I watched the rest of this as a ghost because I’m dead.

  • @stephanieg4342
    @stephanieg4342 5 років тому +827

    Stop that crying before I give you something to cry for.

    • @underayetedsongs07
      @underayetedsongs07 5 років тому +35

      Or, "Fix your face"

    • @tanjakivi1026
      @tanjakivi1026 5 років тому +12

      Oh my. I live in Finland, and heard this so much as a kid! Smiling and stopping to cry on command, after a whupping...so difficult.

    • @loveyoubetrue111
      @loveyoubetrue111 5 років тому +9

      “Cry about”

    • @dumatician
      @dumatician 5 років тому +24

      Or "Stop crying" *whilst still hitting you. "That don't hurt!"

    • @danielkundaijacha8933
      @danielkundaijacha8933 5 років тому +1

      Exactly the reason why I’m laughing so hard at this

  • @rilaxkumah
    @rilaxkumah 4 роки тому +42

    "THESE ITEMS ARE NEVER ANYWHERE THAT MAKES A LICK OF SENSE"
    🤣 the fear of trying to find something so mom doesn't have to do it herself.

  • @Afro_Prepper
    @Afro_Prepper 5 років тому +180

    "Reniece ain't paid naan one bill around here" 😂

  • @virginiagirl779
    @virginiagirl779 5 років тому +164

    She should have gone to her room for the easy win...LOL

  • @yahellaghettortatataa9535
    @yahellaghettortatataa9535 5 років тому +372

    It’s really messed up how parents thought anything would warrant a physical beating

    • @Mirahmoon
      @Mirahmoon 5 років тому +1

      Saiquan Ryan yes

    • @NubianQueen8
      @NubianQueen8 5 років тому +13

      Even a slight shift in the eyes or turn of the face could mean an ass whopping. 😂😂😂. I actually used to say this a lot growing up, why couldn't I have been born into a white family. Butttt...now I know better lmao!! We all get whoopings😅

    • @valeriancmw4975
      @valeriancmw4975 5 років тому +8

      Thank you! I totally get why comedy like this exists and I think it's funny and all-- but some folks in the comments are really trying to make it seem like getting beat up by the adults in your life is/should be a normal and good thing.

    • @themagnoliaproject864
      @themagnoliaproject864 5 років тому +9

      @@valeriancmw4975 They beat the hell out of us and most of my friends still ended up becoming teenage moms, ex cons and high school drop outs. My cousin was beaten and with held Christmas because she was "dumb". My aunt, her mother never thought to get her tested for dyslexia, which I'm sure she has.

    • @sunnyquan9540
      @sunnyquan9540 5 років тому +1

      ShaRonda I said I wished I was adopted my mum heard me and said do you think it’s like Tracy beaker and then continued to sing the theme to me 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @LegoSMgay
    @LegoSMgay 4 роки тому +36

    "You got shoes on in my house?" any answer doesn't matter...it's too late LOL

  • @SharonIfe
    @SharonIfe 5 років тому +297

    These wiggggs on Robin and Quinta😭🤣

  • @halfripejulie
    @halfripejulie 5 років тому +227

    I'm laughing on one hand because it's totally relatable. Everyone has tried to change the channel while a parent was snoozing ever so steathily. And that biscuit tin of needle and thread is so real. But this has a low-key "Precious" vibe which really highlights the abusiveness that prevails masked as "discipline".

    • @valenciamcneill2932
      @valenciamcneill2932 5 років тому +31

      Yes, the whole of the sketch is genius and absolutely hilarious --- but for some of us, it has a nasty underbelly. 😄😂🤣😐😯😟😢😭😐😕😯😠🤔.

    • @mimiel7938
      @mimiel7938 5 років тому +44

      @JamericanDC1 the realness was that the mother was looking for an excuse to pass her nerves on her child when she clearly hasnt done anything wrong

    • @autumnsimmons3046
      @autumnsimmons3046 5 років тому +16

      It just so sad that this is acceptable for parents to behave that way within the black community. Looking for any reason to hit a child. I mean ANY reason

    • @M4rili4
      @M4rili4 5 років тому +7

      Correct. It's kinda funny now, but while it was happening, it was terrifying.

    • @mimiel7938
      @mimiel7938 5 років тому +1

      @@autumnsimmons3046 not only the black community but the arab too...it s considerate a bad education if u dnt hit them specially girls within puberty

  • @denisemorris1026
    @denisemorris1026 5 років тому +124

    Wow, as a counselor and a black women who was once a black girl, I have witnessed this.

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 4 роки тому +106

    My black mother never laid hands on me but I've seen all of this. We need to address the trauma

    • @jamiesalley604
      @jamiesalley604 4 роки тому +11

      We need to change the cycle

    • @tizzbabe4386
      @tizzbabe4386 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I’m a black woman and honestly what this is black women not being able to just be nice. I know everyone would call it unfeminine but in simple terms it’s mean girl/bully behavior and it doesn’t look good on what’s suppose to be some of the most beautiful women in the world. That’s why black women get this kind of treatment bc it’s just so freaking off and no one wants to put up w it

    • @Maria-bj1yl
      @Maria-bj1yl 2 роки тому +3

      Honestly, the black community is not ready to have this conversation. I see so many people totally missing the point when it comes to educating their children vs. physically abusing them.

    • @sunshinef263y
      @sunshinef263y Рік тому

      @@Maria-bj1yl True.

  • @VanRocCarMor
    @VanRocCarMor 5 років тому +190

    I can't place her name but I really hope the little girl gets more success. Between Blackish and Little she has shown hints of Oscar level talent.

    • @nitab36
      @nitab36 5 років тому +17

      Marsai

    • @BluDrop5
      @BluDrop5 5 років тому +11

      Marsai Martin

    • @VerdeLane
      @VerdeLane 5 років тому +16

      That's our princess Marsai Martin. Don't you ever forget it! Lol

    • @vh5640
      @vh5640 5 років тому +19

      She is hella successful. She owns her own production company. Won essence awards. Has already produced successful movies and is well on her way to becoming a billionaire. She has made it already.

    • @durellbrown6883
      @durellbrown6883 5 років тому +2

      @@vh5640 Why are you being rude? Where in the main comment did you see disrespect or sarcasm. All they said was I hope she gets more success. There's always room for more success, but I don't think the poster was saying she was unsuccessful. Merely hoping she achieves more than she already has. Stop being a grouch.

  • @antoniaanni1007
    @antoniaanni1007 5 років тому +1997

    Needles and thread in Danish butter cookies, why is this so common lol.

    • @SMOOV_726
      @SMOOV_726 4 роки тому +21

      I have 2 of those same cookie tins & I keep my pennies & penny wrappers in them !!!

    • @twinborn3850
      @twinborn3850 4 роки тому +6

      Antonia Anni lol facts

    • @shaunatate
      @shaunatate 4 роки тому +11

      Shiiit! I got one on my bed right NOW! Handy as hell. 😂

    • @chrislusk6808
      @chrislusk6808 4 роки тому +11

      Us too and also butter containers for food storage in fridge

    • @susibraun5346
      @susibraun5346 4 роки тому +29

      so weird, like i'm from a white familiy in germany and we had that too!

  • @acarmyofone
    @acarmyofone 5 років тому +1334

    Was anyone else low-key-high-key triggered/re-traumatized by this?

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 років тому +10

      acarmyofone is this really what black mothers are like?😧

    • @acarmyofone
      @acarmyofone 5 років тому +53

      @@queenbean6922 I will absolutely not speak on behalf of all Black people, Black mothers, and Black kids. Everyone has their own experiences. If you want perspective, please just read the comments and refrain from asking questions like this. Thanks!

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 років тому +2

      acarmyofone why is that a bad question to ask

    • @acarmyofone
      @acarmyofone 5 років тому +55

      @@queenbean6922 Black people are not a monolith. Some people have similar experiences, some don't. Asking "is this really what black mothers are like" is asking me to speak on behalf of everyone's experience, which I absolutely will not do. It further lumps all Black mothers into one way of being which is wrong and unfair.

    • @elinorg6730
      @elinorg6730 5 років тому +28

      @@queenbean6922 You literally can't just generalise a whole race? Obviously?? 😐

  • @o_o8822
    @o_o8822 5 років тому +136

    As much as I love my mom to the core I get really pissed when I’m defending myself knowing I’m right and she says it’s “talking back” like that’s why half the time I’m shy around people and don’t ever defend myself really at all. And then when I don’t answer I’m wasting her time, cause I dun gave up at this age😂😂

    • @Xacibij
      @Xacibij 4 роки тому +15

      Good for you for still loving your mom after all that. I'm the same way thanks to mine and I go to therapy because of my social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder. I don't talk to that lady anymore.

    •  4 роки тому

      Saaaame struggle with my mom😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @jessicavictoriacarrillo7254
      @jessicavictoriacarrillo7254 4 роки тому +3

      Keep talking or staying silent, learn to state your case without getting emotional. See her as a misbehaving child you have to be patient but firm with

  • @TruOmilade
    @TruOmilade 5 років тому +279

    At the end of the day hurt people hurt people. While I like many others experienced this and learned how to walk a tightrope in my mother’s house, it’s painful still at 63 years old to “remember” how marginalized and devalued I felt. I didn’t have the words to describe or voice my feelings then but now I have the strength, knowledge and humor to laugh and know that I’m not broken.

    • @Charrisnemtblueprint
      @Charrisnemtblueprint 5 років тому +21

      It's crazy because even now at 46 I don't think my mom liked me very much. What all of the "abuse" did was caused me to be a more gentle mother. I never wanted my kids to feel about me the way I once felt for my mother...

    • @tarabeeeeee
      @tarabeeeeee 5 років тому +12

      RozSpeaks Amen. My mother had me at 17 and would beat us unnecessarily for simple things instead of correcting us. In the future I’m choosing not to beat my children just because I feel like taking my frustration out on them instead of taking things as teaching moments.

    • @HTownstylist253
      @HTownstylist253 5 років тому +3

      Well you're lucky because I'm still broken and without at voice at 41 years old even after cutting my mama off 8 years ago. She's still in my head smh

    • @HTownstylist253
      @HTownstylist253 5 років тому +2

      @@Charrisnemtblueprint I also became a gentle mother after experiencing extreme abuse and my kids took full advantage of it. Today at 21 & 22 I regret not being harder on them because they are both toxic to my well being and don't respect me at all for being the push over parent

    • @velvetvel9763
      @velvetvel9763 5 років тому +1

      @@HTownstylist253 thats sad! Baby, don't let that be your life now! Live your life to its best and ask God to see you through. Seek what ever help you need but, don't carry that baggage of pass hurt to your future I am praying for you I have a daughter close to your age, and I always tell her she have the key to her happiness in life and baby, so do you!! STAY STRONG QUEEN....

  • @believerscomeupshow5617
    @believerscomeupshow5617 5 років тому +132

    Why did I jump when the mom moved when Reniece grabbed the remote. 😂😂😂

    • @apblake1987
      @apblake1987 5 років тому +3

      Because we all know what could have happened

    • @presh1236
      @presh1236 5 років тому

      Believers ComeUp Show you’re traumatized fam😞

    • @believerscomeupshow5617
      @believerscomeupshow5617 5 років тому

      @@presh1236 For real ...smh lol

  • @deejai1173
    @deejai1173 5 років тому +442

    I like how “get the belt” is spelled out on the refrigerator. 🤣

    • @rsvp89
      @rsvp89 5 років тому +5

      Nice eyea. I had to rewind

    • @missadkins5882
      @missadkins5882 5 років тому +5

      I didn't even notice that! I'm going to have to watch it again

    • @JayMa061107
      @JayMa061107 5 років тому +1

      It's a Easter egg

    • @michelleh5706
      @michelleh5706 5 років тому

      Wow DeeJai I totally missed that!

  • @giaelie3283
    @giaelie3283 5 років тому +421

    Having your spirit consistantly beaten out of you as a child is a Tradition in the Black American household. Abuse is treated as a normal part of childhood. Victims became parents and the cycle repeats itself. When a person is made to feel that Everything they say,think,and do is not only a mistake but a Punishable offense... it's no wonder we raise security guards Instead of surgeons.. bus drivers Instead of business CEOs.. government workers Instead of governors. Black people learn from birth to keep their head down, do what is required, and Not draw attention to themselves. And anyone audacious enough to do different we hate them for their bravery and try to Destroy them before they've barely begun. We learned from our Momma. 💔

  • @ciarafjones
    @ciarafjones 5 років тому +204

    Anxiety is thru theee roof. Brah. And the channel-change statistics???! lol

  • @CandyAcidReign
    @CandyAcidReign 5 років тому +208

    I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. Damn, that was intense and real af.

    • @nadia4999
      @nadia4999 5 років тому

      I’ll pass on this foolishness. Lol

  • @fatyma_zahra
    @fatyma_zahra 5 років тому +183

    There is truth in humor. These ladies nail the negatives of Black culture while making it hilarious 💯

    • @lala55419
      @lala55419 5 років тому +1

      Lady FLP how are beatings black culture? I didn’t experience this environment growing up.

    • @potatogood7871
      @potatogood7871 5 років тому +3

      but that's kinda
      sad

    • @queenteeteeeditx9971
      @queenteeteeeditx9971 5 років тому +1

      La-la-la-la_la! Spanking every time you do something wrong in my family you better make good grades

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 5 років тому +1

      constantly telling a group of people that they are powerless is as insidious as overt racism. I understand what you're saying to an extent, I just disagree that pounding that sentiment into a community's conscious is effective for change. It's effective if your desired outcome is to discourage success.

    • @liyah9573
      @liyah9573 5 років тому +3

      @@daphneepaul3737 Wooah, you got this from one video? And no other resource. Black parents would whoop their kids when they did something they knew they wern't suppose to do. With usually a belt or hand. Lmao where you get a branch from. The danger of a single story was said best by Ngozi.

  • @aliciabrillante
    @aliciabrillante 5 років тому +9

    This is one of the best sketches I have seen in my entire life. This should be nominated for everything!

  • @NatashaVincent
    @NatashaVincent 5 років тому +192

    "Fix your face!" Thought I was alone and now feel so seen. Next episode needs "I'll give you something to cry about!" 😭

    • @geligniteandlilies
      @geligniteandlilies 5 років тому +13

      Ugh, that one still gives me a twitch. I learned to cry really quiet or not at all.

    • @karmepresh915
      @karmepresh915 5 років тому +8

      Same. I thought "fix your face" was just my mum, and oh my gosh! I forgot about "I'll give you something to cry about" 🤣

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 років тому +17

      @@geligniteandlilies two of the most emotionally abusive phrases ever. Talk about feeling some kind of way. Ugh

    • @meemee5660
      @meemee5660 5 років тому +9

      And the funny thing is, if you didn't cry, you got in even more trouble.

    • @grayrachelle
      @grayrachelle 5 років тому +2

      As long as they don't use "Cruising for a bruising".

  • @chimazundukwe1382
    @chimazundukwe1382 5 років тому +163

    Lmaooo I died when I saw “get the belt” spelled out for with the magnets 😭😭😭

    • @kpmarete1984
      @kpmarete1984 5 років тому +3

      This!

    • @chocolatecity1974
      @chocolatecity1974 5 років тому +1

      Thought I was the onlies one too see that 😂😂😂

    • @jills911
      @jills911 5 років тому +1

      I missed that.

    • @Kay-uz1ec
      @Kay-uz1ec 5 років тому

      I missed that the first time, I had to go back and watch again.

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +1

      chimazu ndukwe - OMG! I love that observation! Please be my tag team partner in the next round of “Get the belt- you ain’t too grown”!

  • @idgafjuslisten
    @idgafjuslisten 5 років тому +245

    Lmfaooo "due to Joe's lesbian energy"

    • @shontapl
      @shontapl 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @trayrite4040
      @trayrite4040 5 років тому

      Listen lmbo

    • @soboogee7818
      @soboogee7818 5 років тому +7

      Sho was!! And Nobody ever said it out loud

    • @tsmyangel
      @tsmyangel 5 років тому +1

      SoBoogee Right! But all thought it lol

    • @HEllis-qu5nn
      @HEllis-qu5nn 5 років тому +2

      LMAO! that got me too!!

  • @ericawinfield883
    @ericawinfield883 4 роки тому +6

    "Get the Belt" magnets on the refrigerator! The attention to details are so clever and make this show writing and execution epic. Salute queens👑

  • @MiniM69
    @MiniM69 5 років тому +302

    This is the new version. The original game was Get the Switch (from the tree outside the house)

    • @lucienelson
      @lucienelson 5 років тому +10

      M so true

    • @britneys.1445
      @britneys.1445 5 років тому +24

      We played a rendition of rock paper scissors shoot, except it was called: Belt, Switch, Comb Whoop.

    • @bioinformatics73
      @bioinformatics73 5 років тому +16

      Granny was the first one to introduce me to Get the Switch. I'll never forget that epic moment! 😂

    • @browncherry80
      @browncherry80 5 років тому +1

      OML😂😂😂😭😭

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 5 років тому +1

      Throwback! The switch was that classic Atari!

  • @foreversony5744
    @foreversony5744 5 років тому +239

    The accuracy in this was seriously disturbing☠️☠️

    • @soboogee7818
      @soboogee7818 5 років тому +11

      Ikr? How can errybody have the same or similar black homelife experiences in these comments. Aaaammmazing? Getting cussed out for having the door open while the A/C is on, Wearing shoes/Tracking shoeprints across the floor, being yelled at for not being excited but having to fix ur face first after coming waayy out yo room to get a remote or change the channel...cause u ain't paying nam bill in this house.. is this stuff inherent to black parent

    • @PicNich
      @PicNich 5 років тому +1

      i thought my house had hidden cameras when she said "i used to run track!"

  • @AleahKCH
    @AleahKCH 5 років тому +106

    My jaw dropped when she started laughing/showboating... I was like GIRL YOU BOUT TO DIIIIIIEEEE! 😭

  • @earhustler2639
    @earhustler2639 5 років тому +44

    “Nahn one bill” ________________________________________ I flatlined.

  • @thelast1163
    @thelast1163 5 років тому +397

    "the blue tin.. nothing in there but pins and thread"😂😂😂😂

    • @TimoteoDeBaum
      @TimoteoDeBaum 5 років тому +13

      the last soooo trueeee my life omg

    • @momoshiggles3631
      @momoshiggles3631 5 років тому +17

      So everyone one had a sewing tin like that. I see. RIP to the cookies in the blue tin..

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 років тому +15

      The danish butter cookie tin killed me

    • @bolanleadisa
      @bolanleadisa 5 років тому +23

      Is this a universal black thing? I’m from Lagos, Nigeria and my mum has the blue tin filled with needles and thread!! Another tin has tons of coins from her travels. 😓😓 It hasn’t been cookies since 1994!

    • @iffoster22
      @iffoster22 5 років тому +8

      @@bolanleadisa not a whole 25yrs😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amsar929
    @amsar929 5 років тому +230

    Good ol’ bonding through shared trauma in the comments section.

    • @theone1681
      @theone1681 5 років тому +5

      Amsa R 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @LolaBunnay
      @LolaBunnay 5 років тому +5

      Right 😩😩😂❤️

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 5 років тому +3

      Laugh to keep from crying :')

    • @amsar929
      @amsar929 5 років тому +3

      BlackfaceMandela good for you! I did all my studies on my own (never even had homework help from my parents)and I’m now studying to be a medical doctor. The silver lining is there’s a different level of pride and appreciation when you’ve truly done it on your own.

    • @amsar929
      @amsar929 5 років тому +1

      BlackfaceMandela I don’t know how you were able to deduce what you just said from my response but okay. I wish peace for you.

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 5 років тому +1178

    This reminds me a lot of Everybody Hates Chris lol I love it...😃

    • @ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised
      @ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised 5 років тому +42

      Batman Pop's speaking of...Tichina Arnold HAVE TO BE on the next season!

    • @rivendriftwood
      @rivendriftwood 5 років тому +1

      I also saw a similar sketch concept on college humour.

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 5 років тому +3

      @@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised yeah that would be real cool hope they make it happen...🙂👍🏽

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 5 років тому +1

      @@rivendriftwood yeah Cool you should also watch funny or die channel.😄

    • @lovechildtre4961
      @lovechildtre4961 5 років тому +4

      Batman Pop's and the majority of black households in the 70s, 80s, and early 90s😂🤣😂

  • @bexterefe1410
    @bexterefe1410 3 роки тому +30

    This made me sad fr - we gotta break this cycle of parental abuse fam. This hit way too close to home

    • @abundanthealthservices
      @abundanthealthservices 3 роки тому

      I get saddened more when we want to talk about this and not reparations and the economic abuse that happens in America or the abuse that has been inflicted upon our families for generations and still happening today so if we want to talk abuse let’s talk about the psychological abuse and economic deprivation of white supremacy system upon Black folks in America 🇺🇸

  • @angellawrence8887
    @angellawrence8887 5 років тому +3274

    The number of People who can totally relate to this
    👇🏽

  • @reclaimedandrested
    @reclaimedandrested 5 років тому +867

    Not that blue cookie tin! Why are are black people all the same?!

    • @saltwatertaffy7020
      @saltwatertaffy7020 5 років тому +46

      It's called recycling. 😁

    • @layah28
      @layah28 5 років тому +6

      saltwatertaffy Lmao true

    • @jalo7289
      @jalo7289 5 років тому +10

      we aren’t

    • @kieraantwanette1303
      @kieraantwanette1303 5 років тому +16

      They still sale them at dollar tree if you need them. Lol

    • @alissasections
      @alissasections 5 років тому +24

      Ok the cookie tin was a life saver I can store all type of shit in there and don't act like other races don't use an object for storage that was not it first intentional use

  • @johnlittle2238
    @johnlittle2238 5 років тому +81

    I thought the batteries were going to be in the freezer !!!!! I would’ve died laughing 😂

    • @jermainethomas1570
      @jermainethomas1570 5 років тому

      I thought she was about to throw them in there 😂😂

  • @melaniemolifie2534
    @melaniemolifie2534 5 років тому +790

    Now that I'm woke, I see how this was borderline child abuse.

    • @supersoloman81
      @supersoloman81 4 роки тому +169

      Emotional and mental... the worst type. The manipulation is sinister

    • @meepuwu3764
      @meepuwu3764 4 роки тому +43

      @SUPREME MEGATRON and physical

    • @deemack688
      @deemack688 4 роки тому +65

      Melanie Molifie my mother was very abusive, ironically we didn’t fear her, I called her out on it after I had a child of my own and couldn’t bear to look that little person in the face and hurt her. My mother apologized but she’d never become my friend.

    • @Feliciatanktop
      @Feliciatanktop 4 роки тому +89

      I’m so glad the newer generation of black people realize this and hopefully we can break the cycle

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 4 роки тому +63

      @@deemack688 I went to spank my son yesterday. I don't do this. He was so terrified, and I remembered my aunt telling my dad that we were terrified, and him telling her we weren't. I thought "this is not what I want for my family." My bf came in cause if the screaming. He and I talked and agreed to tackle the real problem. We talked to our boy and he was very gracious and understood he couldn't behave so disrespectfully.
      I was honestly trying to do the right thing, but it felt so wrong. I don't want him to feel that fear. Feel the fear of getting hit by a car or burned on the stove, not your mother. No.