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  • @cabin_quilt
    @cabin_quilt 2 роки тому +6574

    scout did a hauntingly good job performing a barely comprehensible little kid lmao

    • @vampmaxxie
      @vampmaxxie 2 роки тому +320

      it was him being his true self

    • @dicedmeat7857
      @dicedmeat7857 2 роки тому +232

      GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM

    • @ThatguyUkn0wfr0mS0mewhere
      @ThatguyUkn0wfr0mS0mewhere Рік тому +147

      “I eat the candy with the wrapper still on”, had me rolling lmfao

    • @Violn95
      @Violn95 Рік тому +92

      Their name's Scout now, and she uses she/they ^_^

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 Рік тому +9

      @@Violn95that’s nice

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny 2 роки тому +1688

    The line "we have to whisper, she's drinking water" is criminally underrated. What an absolute masterpiece of absurdism.

    • @JamotHica
      @JamotHica Рік тому +57

      oh god it killed me, I haven't even watched the rest yet but wanted to see if someone else commented on this =')

    • @Y.unalesca
      @Y.unalesca 3 місяці тому +3

      Dude that shut killed me

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 місяці тому +2

      One of my favorite lines in _fucking anything_

  • @skyviewtower
    @skyviewtower 2 роки тому +2575

    actually had tears in my eyes over “qr code. die instantly. eat tomatoes raw off the ground. eat grapes out of my palm.”

    • @Phasmania
      @Phasmania 2 роки тому +192

      Something about it being Dhar Mann, that smile, and die instantly is pure unadulterated comedy

    • @hypoKPP
      @hypoKPP 2 роки тому +213

      “I’m Dhar Mann. These are my dragons. I birthed them through my canal.”

    • @_VEiL
      @_VEiL 2 роки тому +123

      "I am here. I am god. Dhar mann."

    • @SnobbyBird_
      @SnobbyBird_ 2 роки тому +98

      “I have cameras in my skin, and I am living in your walls”

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 2 роки тому +66

      Dude I kept rewinding that part. How tf does Chase come up with this shit on the fly?

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum 2 роки тому +3923

    I love how Sanpcube isn't always "Yes and" It's mostly "No, shut up"

    • @TehLambOfAwesome
      @TehLambOfAwesome 2 роки тому +619

      I greatly underestimated the power a well placed “shut up” has on my lungs

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 2 роки тому +211

      The best form of improv

    • @toasterdotpng
      @toasterdotpng 2 роки тому +353

      the power of "Shut up" "Too bad imma keep goin"

    • @jiffy6969
      @jiffy6969 2 роки тому +76

      Sanpcube

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka 2 роки тому +72

      New form of improv just dropped

  • @vagineer7428
    @vagineer7428 2 роки тому +3948

    “These people are right”
    “Deez nuts are right”
    Sound like a actual Dhar Mann quote

    • @psychiron
      @psychiron 2 роки тому +234

      "These guys came up to me and called me cringe"

    • @LannyArtist
      @LannyArtist 2 роки тому +20

      @@psychiron 💀

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +44

      @@psychiron gosh that line simultaneously makes me want to die instantly, feel slightly bad, cringe so hard my body collapses in on itself, and sob

    • @АлексейЮрловский
      @АлексейЮрловский 2 роки тому +13

      @@psychiron instant Dhar Man classic

    • @mochiixie
      @mochiixie 4 місяці тому +1

      3:20

  • @TheOneAndOnlyTakati
    @TheOneAndOnlyTakati 2 роки тому +5386

    I love how a video about a girl gossiping turned into the fucking lorax-christmas carol hybrid complete with bouts of schizophrenia and allergies

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 2 роки тому +221

      And veggietales music in the background for the first bit lol

    • @beimanuel942
      @beimanuel942 2 роки тому +90

      and trees. fucking TREES.

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 2 роки тому +80

      Don't forget being integrated in the universe of Rude Mountain.

    • @condimentman9533
      @condimentman9533 2 роки тому +13

      And that guy whith eggmans voice

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 2 роки тому +30

      @@condimentman9533 Alfred?

  • @leafinx
    @leafinx 2 роки тому +3860

    the streamer kid’s brother just telling random stories in a slurred jumble of words is the funniest thing

    • @kirillsniff9133
      @kirillsniff9133 2 роки тому +213

      he's the kid from the ghost stories dub lmao

    • @BagonGanda
      @BagonGanda 2 роки тому +32

      cardi b kid

    • @Actiondanny
      @Actiondanny 2 роки тому +154

      You can tell who's actually spent time around children.

    • @golfwangus
      @golfwangus 2 роки тому +6

      Walter JR

    • @beimanuel942
      @beimanuel942 2 роки тому

      mf be talkin about the battle pass

  • @skylarclark6035
    @skylarclark6035 2 роки тому +3336

    "This kid is so bad at minecraft that all our technicians went to go and fix his save file." Has to be one of the rawest burns i've ever heard

    • @beimanuel942
      @beimanuel942 2 роки тому

      jesus christ that kid is dead

    • @__aa__
      @__aa__ 2 роки тому +13

      sou hiyori pfp 😮

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil 2 роки тому +9

      Me describing Dream

  • @toxicjolteon5716
    @toxicjolteon5716 2 роки тому +2246

    “I’m above you, don’t forget this. Smile!” - Dharmann

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 2 роки тому +342

    Chase's slightly slurred stream of consciousness that only kids can do sent me back to the memories of with working toddlers and kindergartens. Even the part where they make a comprehensive statement then going back to stating their day.

  • @justaveryangryman7659
    @justaveryangryman7659 Рік тому +568

    16:24
    Penny begging Chase, "STOHOHOHOP-", unable to contain her laughter, was fucking incredible

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 2 роки тому +1541

    ngl i was feeling kinda Sadge this morning but this video made me peepoHappy

    • @LannyArtist
      @LannyArtist 2 роки тому +19

      LuL

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 2 роки тому +11

      Hey its you! I know you!

    • @parrot998
      @parrot998 2 роки тому +3

      Whoa! Wasn't expecting you here!

    • @CraftyLilSoto
      @CraftyLilSoto Рік тому +3

      KEKW

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 місяці тому

      @@CraftyLilSotohonestly I wonder if the kids saying that now have any idea where it came from.
      It’s like my little cousin showing me infinite runner games on her phone with the troll face in it and having no context for why I recoiled

  • @PH-G
    @PH-G 2 роки тому +1276

    "my dog bit my dad and then my dad hit him and my dog went to sleep" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 2 роки тому +90

      19:31

    • @burcebanning
      @burcebanning 2 роки тому +236

      the best part of that is that little kids genuinely say shit like that all the time. i babysit these kids and they're great but they were telling me about their birthday party at the skate rink and the younger one (6) said "it was fun but after the party when we were packing up some guys dressed in black started beating up this other guy and my dad had to call the police :D" and then he just went back to playing with his toy cars

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 роки тому +87

      honestly my little cousins say shit like this so much, chase must have younger siblings or smth lmao

  • @olivia7782
    @olivia7782 2 роки тому +282

    Chase somehow perfectly conveying "kid who is always a little bit sticky" through voice

  • @sirennexus1675
    @sirennexus1675 Рік тому +93

    Fun fact: 7 characters in the first video are pro-tree and 10 are anti-three (though the figure changes to 8-9 after the protagonist becomes a believer). It’s also notable that the principal, despite being a trathiest, is somehow capable of not only interacting with the 5 tree ghosts, but also has the disciplinary power to call them to his office, meaning they are either human frauds, the principal is in on a conspiracy to cover up the existence of trees, or they are ghost frauds.

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 2 роки тому +1514

    I can't wait for the Snapcube gang to be in the next Dhar Mann video
    "little kid HATES SNAPCUBE and REGRETS IT"

    • @Catfishade
      @Catfishade 2 роки тому +224

      kid INSULTS snapcube, gets dragged to HELL by satan himself

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 2 роки тому +105

      Mean Karen BANS SNAPCUBE FROM HOUSE, What Happens Next Will SHOCK YOU!

    • @dataexpunged4784
      @dataexpunged4784 2 роки тому +44

      @@Catfishade Heeeeeeeyyyyy, it's me

    • @Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson
      @Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson 2 роки тому +48

      Baby cries at snap cube video. Gets beat up.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Рік тому +30

      Friends CLIMB RUDE MOUNTAIN and INSTANTLY REGRET IT

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 роки тому +1021

    I love the "Mean girl" Improv. transforming the genuine confusion over a new character suddenly appearing into a part of the storyline.
    I also like how Alfred as the Teacher was a straight man in the comedy routine... but also he reveals that Trees actually are fake.

  • @CitySailingBlue12
    @CitySailingBlue12 2 роки тому +1520

    13:38 mar's realization about the dhar mann dragon, chase breaking character and then IMMEDIATELY going back to being dhar mann is fucking sending me

  • @HBMmaster
    @HBMmaster 2 роки тому +216

    what do you MEAN you don't know?? they're outside

  • @vivian6331
    @vivian6331 2 роки тому +2675

    Can’t wait to be shocked by a stunning moral that really teaches me about the ways of society!

    • @JOmR20
      @JOmR20 2 роки тому +74

      I've learned so much from this video so far, this is the video of all time

    • @LannyArtist
      @LannyArtist 2 роки тому +15

      Same. Gonna be so good.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 2 роки тому +47

      "You won't BELIEVE what happens!"
      *what proceeds to happen is the most mundane, expected scenario, ever*

  • @goofus980
    @goofus980 2 роки тому +391

    31:18
    "Why do you get to be the deity and I get to be the blue eyes white dragon"
    "Egehshweshge"
    "What?"
    My favorite part

  • @joshplaysdrums2143
    @joshplaysdrums2143 2 роки тому +1296

    8:58
    Alfred has a god tier sense of when someone will gesture

    • @Antimony145
      @Antimony145 2 роки тому +128

      i think he made the noise after he made the gesture but they edited it to be like that

    • @joshplaysdrums2143
      @joshplaysdrums2143 2 роки тому +168

      @@Antimony145 I think you're right, but he setup to it so quickly you know? It's like he was waiting for it lol

    • @AdfasSSBM
      @AdfasSSBM Рік тому +29

      iirc these are edited so that the dub is synced, on the other hand, I could also see this being done with multiple monitors, one showing the same video a few seconds ahead

  • @Lowtiervergil347
    @Lowtiervergil347 2 роки тому +340

    "girl doesn't believe trees are real, INSTANTLY regrets it"

  • @sefsprite
    @sefsprite 2 роки тому +703

    i love how a running gag in the dub was almost nobody knowing that trees are real and then just trees in general

  • @JaceyPlayz99
    @JaceyPlayz99 2 роки тому +1160

    31:01
    "i just wanted to get tier 3 sub"
    "GET OUT OF MY ROOM"
    those two lines were delivered perfectly they are so good

  • @abbycaldwell3166
    @abbycaldwell3166 2 роки тому +2001

    God the whiplash at 31:51
    "Hey guys, Dhar Mann here! scan this QR code to die instantly! I have cameras in my skin, and I am living in your walls. Eat oranges. Eat gold. Eat grapes. Eat out of my hand. I am above you. Don't forget this. Smile!"

    • @friendbreakfast
      @friendbreakfast 2 роки тому +193

      DUDE i just realized, the girl Chase voices at around 10:26 says "You know, everything we've been saying has been off a script. There's cameras under my skin, there's men in the walls, wake up, come back, wake up, wake up" and then Dhar Mann went and said that. i feel theres some sort of eldritch plot going on here

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 роки тому

      @@friendbreakfast There is always an eldritch plot but our feeble human minds are too weak to see it

    • @generictofu5358
      @generictofu5358 2 роки тому

      @@friendbreakfast that and the principal saying “nature isn’t real we’re all robots built from nothing”

    • @unHolyEvelyn
      @unHolyEvelyn Рік тому +15

      stonewall died for our gay

  • @loading....001
    @loading....001 Рік тому +99

    "I've put bombs under ALL your seats!" genuinely caught me off guard and made me just have to keep a laugh in lmao

  • @SleepDeprivedGinger
    @SleepDeprivedGinger 2 роки тому +849

    Oh my god, they actually made Dhar Mann unironically funny and watchable. I didn’t know it was possible.

    • @Actiondanny
      @Actiondanny 2 роки тому +40

      I think there's some irony involved here

    • @Slipperyslab
      @Slipperyslab 2 роки тому +34

      Ever heard of dhar man bingo

  • @LucidEternal
    @LucidEternal 10 місяців тому +33

    I love the constant switching of almost everyone voicing the same character a few times except for chase remaining the incoherent kid the entire time

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 6 місяців тому +15

      The person referred to as Chase in this video now goes by Scout
      They transitioned fairly recently, so I don't blame you for not knowing

  • @Vergil_sparda1987
    @Vergil_sparda1987 Рік тому +104

    18:34 his voice of the streamers brother is hilarious and is unironicly how I probably used to talk 😂

  • @radbones3172
    @radbones3172 Рік тому +53

    Scout as Dhar Mann will forever haunt my dreams

  • @daydreamfuel5781
    @daydreamfuel5781 2 роки тому +472

    My two favorite Dhar Mann videos!!
    “Bully Girl is haunted by ghosts of trees past, present, and future” and “Streamer kid exploits his god little brother for Twitch fame” :D

    • @serv3534
      @serv3534 7 місяців тому +7

      i sure wonder when we'll know further about the "welcome and join my cult and give me apple juice, i will sap you of your essence my reign of terror is starting and the end is near" streamer kid

  • @AleT118
    @AleT118 2 роки тому +228

    Remember: This is their *practice.* These guys have been getting good at what they do over the years.

  • @JBJ24
    @JBJ24 2 роки тому +310

    "You never knew what the point of the mask is 🙄" has me DYING

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 2 роки тому +138

    7:42 fucking killed me. the question followed by the PERFECT lipsync on the "yup" is just too much

  • @alexthekestrel4194
    @alexthekestrel4194 2 роки тому +708

    10:38 PENNYS AGGRESSIVE LAUGHTER TO BLOCK OUT THE SPOILER

    • @aimeebintang
      @aimeebintang 2 роки тому +2

      Spoiler?

    • @alexthekestrel4194
      @alexthekestrel4194 2 роки тому +78

      @@aimeebintang Ryan was talking about Snapcube’s Until Dawn fandub lol

    • @aimeebintang
      @aimeebintang 2 роки тому +10

      @@alexthekestrel4194 oh my god

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 роки тому +61

      It almost feels like Ryan *knew* Penny’s character was gonna chuckle, so he decided to go for a spoiler, entrusting Penny with the responsibility to do said aggressive laughter.

    • @Wendel.Fernandes_
      @Wendel.Fernandes_ Рік тому +5

      But this video came out later.

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 2 роки тому +261

    It's so dynamic how everyone in the cast seems to realize at different times that they're beholding a collaboration between Dhar Mann and Dragon City

  • @lazylad1509
    @lazylad1509 2 роки тому +330

    The part at 9:58 just proves that Alfred is a comedic genius

  • @jitterbug4245
    @jitterbug4245 2 роки тому +1293

    The first story was literally just the Lorax, but a bit more existential lmao 🤣
    Edit: I have finally returned to say thanks so much for the likes! Heres a funny story:
    So when I first watched this dub, I watched it IMMEDIATELY when it came out. And once it was over, I made this comment just as a little joke. However, later that day, I wasn’t allowed to watch the video anymore because it got age-restricted, and I was only about 16-17 at the time. But at the end of April, I FINALLY turned 18 so I could rewatch this this video and look at my comment again.
    Now that I can see it, thanks so much for the likes, guys 😊🙏

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому +178

      I am the Lorax
      I speak for the trees
      Do you exist?
      Does anyone hear your pleas?

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 2 роки тому +69

      And without the tumblr sexyman

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 2 роки тому +27

      @@Taikofan04 which sexyman? the onceler or the lorax himself?

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 2 роки тому +54

      @@Delta21OnYT yes

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 2 роки тому +28

      @@Taikofan04 How about Alfred as the principal?

  • @charziz6693
    @charziz6693 2 роки тому +649

    The new Lorax spinoff looks great

    • @PoopyButthole123
      @PoopyButthole123 2 роки тому +10

      HELP THIS SHIT SENT ME 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @5Mayday5
      @5Mayday5 2 роки тому +10

      Took the words right outta my mouth

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 2 роки тому +8

      How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
      I'm just burning the ecology.

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor Рік тому +51

    I love how it seems like they were only planning to do one video but then saw the title “streamer is caught cheating” and just HAD to

  • @writingramm4790
    @writingramm4790 2 роки тому +405

    the "dude you fucked up" at 5:24 is perfect

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs Рік тому +155

    10:00
    *"Hahaha, that was corny. Really corny. Go to hell."*
    I'm not proud of the laugh that just came out of me

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 2 роки тому +232

    Chase is a goddamn legend as the godchild of minecraft. Everything he says, or mumbles really, is absolutely amazing.

  • @waffletoast215
    @waffletoast215 Рік тому +21

    I come back to this video every so often because every other line is gold but for some reason the girl at the beginning just saying “fuck you” and leaving always gets me
    So many lines in this video absolutely break me, “scan this QR code to die instantly”, the twitch emotes, “go to hell” as he gives her the firing notice, this is the most underrated snapcube video

  • @BHSDesk
    @BHSDesk 2 роки тому +498

    RTFD is deep into its Self-Aware Existentialist Meta Period and I am here for it

  • @JeffreyThrash
    @JeffreyThrash 2 роки тому +147

    This is the first time I watched a BTDubs episode and I gotta say, that first bit turning a generic anti-bullying Dhar Mann episode into “Inception: Trees Edition” gave me a VERY good first impression of this series!

  • @jellosquid
    @jellosquid 2 роки тому +633

    The streamers brother is my favorite character everything out his mouth is just nonsense lmao

  • @mrbusinesss1
    @mrbusinesss1 2 роки тому +755

    *H I. I M D H A R M A N N*
    fucking killed me (13:10)

  • @moscockmule
    @moscockmule 2 роки тому +113

    That last "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM" killed me smmsdmdndndn

  • @sarahcleary7332
    @sarahcleary7332 2 роки тому +178

    The streaming story is somehow the funniest thing y’all have done so far. The way the dub story was just a more extreme and bizarre version of the actual story worked perfectly and honestly did a better job at showing the dangers of streaming then the actual video.

  • @andromeda5069
    @andromeda5069 3 місяці тому +12

    i love that penny's main role in the second one was the laugh track

  • @tbuk8350
    @tbuk8350 2 роки тому +47

    Best part was either "I love Ryu..." (9:40)
    or
    "I'm 'bout to make like a tree and leave."
    "Hahaha, that was corny, really corny...
    ...go to hell. You're fired." (9:55)

  • @dogfish.dogfish
    @dogfish.dogfish Рік тому +41

    i like how you can always hear penny laughing whenever the streamers brother speaks

  • @bubblecat7827
    @bubblecat7827 7 місяців тому +9

    I love how in the first video every character is introduced as the voice of reason and then slowly devolves into being crazy in a new way

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 2 роки тому +122

    "Where are your *parents,* Larrold?" I'M SORRY DID I HEAR THAT NAME CORRECTLY???

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +32

      Later he's called Jimithy, like, he has a different nane

  • @8GigueBits
    @8GigueBits 2 роки тому +155

    28:26 Well, now even the sinning plotline in the yet to be seen Shadow Dub has a backstory.
    7:43 Can we appreciate the artistry of whiplash that is a bored teen saying "yup", but the sound that comes out is Mar's signature joyous, overblown funny guy voice?

  • @skylarclark6035
    @skylarclark6035 2 роки тому +146

    I love how the first story just boils down to "Girl goes on a existential crisis after learning what a tree is."

  • @aizab9652
    @aizab9652 2 роки тому +53

    the delivery of "you never knew what the point of the mask was. weirdo. you FREAK" incinerated me

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac 2 роки тому +115

    I love that the 9 year old voice consistently cracked penny up

  • @ForciblySquished
    @ForciblySquished 2 роки тому +253

    A losing battle against schizophrenia, beautifully illustrated in a dhar man video.

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor 2 роки тому +66

    Props to how well Ryan's voice acting matched the kid's physical acting in the second one lmao

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 7 місяців тому +16

    "These are my dragons. I birthed them through my canal."

  • @zackfp0
    @zackfp0 2 роки тому +683

    Ryan (or whoever was voicing dhar man during the dragon add) was spot on. That's exactly how he portrays himself in his videos and has his actors talk about him. I have never seen a more egotistical and insecure influencer in my life.

    • @zackfp0
      @zackfp0 2 роки тому +38

      @@INNERLMNT oh yeah sounds more like him

    • @bongus840
      @bongus840 2 роки тому +100

      Ryan did say they get mixed up for one another in the until dawn dub

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 2 роки тому +29

      “I have never seen a more egotistical and insecure influencer in my life.”
      *Sameer Bhavnani has entered the chat

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +13

      @@bongus840 I'm pretty sure they've been mixed up before that

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 роки тому +66

      @@caitlinabbott7895 to be honest I could see why people think they're similar, but Ryan has a sort of higher lilt to his voice where Chase has more of an underlying bass. It's subtle, but there's a clear difference to me at least

  • @Chromafist
    @Chromafist 2 роки тому +146

    This is the most twilight zone like dub ive seen so far

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +193

    (I'm going to try and decipher what Scout is mumbling in her kid voice, in order of first appearance)
    16:06 (Unintelligible) Bought a Fortbite battle bass, play iPad.
    16:11 Mom, Mom said, (Coughing)
    16:14 I can't eat Fruit Roll Ups at 6 pm cause Mom said I can't
    16:19 B-bucks, B-bucks for her credit card
    16:25 I unlocked Venom on the Fortnite store, Battle pass (Unintelligible) V-bucks, V-bucks at a Clubhouse
    16:35 (Coughing) Orange juice, can I get orange juice, please?
    16:43 No one likes what you say. When you say 'Cappa', or 'Baka Es', or 'Pepe Hands' out loud, everybody laughs at you.
    16:54 I saw a dog, I saw a dog at the park
    16:58 I pet the dog at the park, it was b-brown
    18:31 Ey, hey, can I streams wit you? Can I stream with you, can I be on your stream please? Mom said I could, be on your stream
    18:55 Mom said if I can't you have to buy me Skylanders
    19:05 I'm coming in!
    19:17 (Unintelligible) On my screen, why can't, on the screen, can't see it? Why can I see Minecraft?
    19:31 My da-my dog bit my dad, and my dad hit him and he s-and my dog went to sleep
    19:44 (Unintelligible) It's ok
    19:53 If we play on Minecraft, if we make a castle I get to be the king, I wanna be the king of it
    19:59 Can I play?
    20:03 I wan- imma drink my apple juice, OK?
    20:19 People get to see my face, stop!
    21:14 Why'd you tell them?
    21:17 Tell em I'm the king, tell them I'm the king of the castle Minecraft
    23:15 I spilled my milk. I spilled my milk, can you cut my sandwich?
    23:23 Please give it back, I can, get napkins
    23:27 Napkins! (Coughing)
    23:33 Can I come in?
    23:37 I'm gonna look on eBay for Pokemon cards
    25:26 I-I licked all of it. I licked all of our food
    25:36 Can you help me go to the bathroom?
    25:57 They taste like pills from the cabinet, I ate my mom's cabinet
    26:06 I stopped, I stopped wearing Pull Ups a year ago
    26:11 Can I have, Robucks? Robucks
    26:28 Ok, I'm all done
    28:06 I can't hear- hear you!
    30:00 I play Roblox, V-bucks on my iPad, can I have a iPad please?
    30:15 Can I play? Can I play?
    30:17 Here I go, I jump up pillar
    30:23 Uh, I got it
    30:36 I'm God
    30:39 Welcome everybody, here's my big stream, everybody please peg in the chat, help my video gaming
    31:08 (Unintelligible) Y O U R S O U L S F O R F I T I W I L L C O N S U M E Y O U R E S S E N C E , N O T H I N G C A N S T O P M Y R E I N O F T E R R O R
    P L E A S E E N T E R M Y C U L T, Y O U W I L L F I N D T H E E N D O F D A Y S (Unintelligible)
    31:22 Six Flags
    31:41 I eat the candy with the wrapper still on

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +25

      Also if I had a nickel for every Trans Lesbian RTF member with a two syllable name starting with H and ending with Y making a joke about bombs under the audience's seats, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +1

      @@Quackervoltz hayley

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +2

      In the original rtf, during the second Series of Unfortunate Events

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 2 роки тому +1

      @@Quackervoltz don't remember the specific date

    • @ill_Hex
      @ill_Hex Рік тому +5

      31:08 The unintelligible part is loosely “I will co-Your soul is forfeit” from what I hear.

  • @GSFreeman
    @GSFreeman 2 роки тому +406

    Another goldmine presented by Snapcube
    Bro my chest fucking a c h e s from laughing😭😭😭
    19:29 gets me everytime idfk why

  • @jzrules432
    @jzrules432 2 роки тому +533

    “These people are right.”
    “These nuts are right.”
    Quotes like this are why I cannot wait for the Shadow the Hedgehog dub.
    Edit: HOW FUNNY IT JUST GOT A RELEASE DATE
    Another edit lol: Also I think I just started a war

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 2 роки тому +1

      You kinda copied me but ok

    • @trickstertwister612
      @trickstertwister612 2 роки тому +52

      @@vagineer7428 quoting the same quote from the video they watched too isnt copying your comment, its a funny quote you dont own quoting it

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 2 роки тому +1

      @@trickstertwister612 I know, no need to have a monologue about it, blimey

    • @17thstellation
      @17thstellation 2 роки тому +39

      @@vagineer7428 it's literally not a long comment at all, I swear are people gonna start saying that about anything longer than "🤓" cause if so I'm starting to feel with boomers

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 2 роки тому +1

      @@17thstellation look I’m not looking for a argument I just saw a coincidence and I had to comment on it, we don’t want a longest thread argument incident again do we? If not just throw in the towel and we’ll shake hands deal?

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 роки тому +41

    The casual delivery of "There are no fucking trees," paired with the instrumental version of "Barbara Manatee" had me CACKLING.

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor Рік тому +10

    This is like pretty much the only way it's ethical to consume dhar mann content anymore when you think about it

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 2 роки тому +334

    13:09 That entire section almost made me choke on my Fritos. (not Cheetos.) Well done.
    22:36 "Where are your parents, Larryl?!"
    31:52 "Scan this QR code to die instantly."

    • @strranger
      @strranger 2 роки тому +38

      I really like the idea of the kid’s name being spelled Larryl. Like Darryl, with an L.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 2 роки тому +9

      @@strranger Done.

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 2 роки тому +23

      I love how Ryan yells "HOLY SHIT" as Dhar Mann appears

    • @legallydoodled9783
      @legallydoodled9783 Рік тому +6

      @@monkeydad47 why was he so surprised when DARR MANN

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel 2 роки тому +229

    chase definitely has a little cousin or something the baby streamer character is way too accurate

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 роки тому +61

      Well Chase is actually the father to 26 individual clown children

  • @thomascharlton7394
    @thomascharlton7394 2 роки тому +21

    I'm in an adult course in college for a TA course with a bunch of wine moms and I'm not even kidding we ended up on talking about how Dahr Mann is actually good and educational for children to learn socially during lunch, I'm was so in awe I became speechless.

  • @daxt3rdefluff255
    @daxt3rdefluff255 Рік тому +17

    The young brother had me dying but when he suddenly screamed "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM" and transitioned to demon I died twice

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan 2 роки тому +64

    "I'm tired of being told that life isn't real and life isn't valuable! *sniffles* I know what I believe and I know who I am!"
    "....Wait, is this argument about trees?"
    "Yep."

  • @ashleylunette2187
    @ashleylunette2187 2 роки тому +65

    fav real time fandom trope rn is "character becomes eldrich god/demon"

  • @WendigoX
    @WendigoX 2 роки тому +335

    The video we didn’t deserve, but the video we received

  • @atrium3399
    @atrium3399 Рік тому +6

    the second one is like genuinely one of my favorite dubs they've done it brings me to tears

  • @FioreFire
    @FioreFire 2 роки тому +29

    the improv in the first story was good but the second one was otherworldly, I am in tears

    • @hollyelizabethrose
      @hollyelizabethrose 2 роки тому

      Damn, it got age restricted before I could watch past the tree sketch. What the hell happened lol

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 2 роки тому +2

      @@hollyelizabethrose some guy cheats and his little brother’s a demon

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 2 роки тому +4

      @@hollyelizabethrose mhar dann was waving around this qr code which instantly kills anyone who scans it, oh and he has a dragsona

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 2 роки тому

      Yeah that’s what I thought too. The second one was fucking hilarious.

  • @JOmR20
    @JOmR20 2 роки тому +169

    As a person living on earth, I can confirm trees are a myth

  • @GourdAnimations
    @GourdAnimations 2 роки тому +124

    I'm glad to see this underscored by Penny's playlist of VeggieTales instrumentals

    • @olivia7782
      @olivia7782 2 роки тому +15

      I FUCKING KNEW I RECOGNIZED IT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE

    • @ewjosesito
      @ewjosesito 2 роки тому +20

      bro I heard the hairbrush song and thought it was a coincidence but then I heard barbara manatee and thought I was going crazy 😭😭

    • @wedge8741
      @wedge8741 2 роки тому +5

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!!!!

    • @zippyzippad
      @zippyzippad Рік тому +4

      I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY

  • @coolbutanalt
    @coolbutanalt 2 роки тому +120

    "we're not just making up stories, we are dubbing"

  • @muhcaw
    @muhcaw 2 роки тому +63

    the coughing adds so much to his character

  • @feathersoffancy8988
    @feathersoffancy8988 Рік тому +12

    3:26 WHY IS IT FHE “oh where is my hairbrush” instrumental… from veggie tales… love that

    • @ArchieHasAntlers
      @ArchieHasAntlers 23 дні тому +2

      Now that you mention it... I'm pretty sure 10:19 is the Chocolate Bunny song

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 2 роки тому +133

    "Why are you dressed like a leaf? Are you a tree?"
    "Well, you said Akuma, right? The guy from Street Fighter?"
    "I love Ryu~"
    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!? XD

  • @michaeljamessegura2518
    @michaeljamessegura2518 Рік тому +6

    “I love Ryu”- The Principal before burning down the school and Akuma Sliding out.

  • @clovercurator7997
    @clovercurator7997 2 роки тому +37

    Chase as Dhar Mann is one of the funniest things I've seen all week holy shit.

  • @VioletIsOnTheNets
    @VioletIsOnTheNets 2 роки тому +63

    17:33 i swear to god, nothing gets me in these dubs more than just the fuckin _hard cut_ after someone says a line, that's my favorite shit

  • @Dreydrey_
    @Dreydrey_ 2 роки тому +106

    I wish people in tv shows just said "hey there, love interest"
    That'd be infinitely better

  • @jasondean9372
    @jasondean9372 2 роки тому +74

    "It worked for Pewdiepie" had me rolling omg.

  • @souup_
    @souup_ 2 роки тому +67

    the streamer's little brother had me in fucking tears

  • @aspookyghost7319
    @aspookyghost7319 2 роки тому +58

    “YO HOLY SHIT IS THAT DHAR-“ *dies*
    That part had me dying, surprised no one’s talking about it
    13:47

  • @tuney7319
    @tuney7319 2 роки тому +33

    99% of this is just them messing around while penny tries her best to piece this into an actual plot, and i am living for it

  • @TheEepyMagi
    @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +46

    Love Chase's young kid voice. So accurate.

  • @faithnunez1362
    @faithnunez1362 Рік тому +7

    The absolute cherry on top for me is the Veggietales score in the background!😂😂😂 I started the video like “Is that the score from Are You My Neighbor?”, and then the piano from The Hairbrush Song started and I died!!!😆😆😆

  • @elizabetharmstrong6511
    @elizabetharmstrong6511 2 роки тому +75

    Of all the places to have veggie tales background music, this is the most unexpected and strange place to have it. Not complaining tho lol. Love y'all!

  • @em0rion253
    @em0rion253 2 роки тому +25

    "YOU EAT?"
    "napkins"
    underrated

  • @leamonty2992
    @leamonty2992 2 роки тому +58

    18:55 MY BROTHER USED TO GET SKYLANDERS WHEN HE WOULD GET 100% ON A TEST THIS GAVE ME FLASHBACKS

  • @odd9965
    @odd9965 2 роки тому +88

    Snapcube clearly understands how twitch works

  • @queenchaosyet
    @queenchaosyet Рік тому +6

    Ive been laughing so hard at this video that my lungs hurt and my family thinks I’m insane and also all my brainpower has been reduced to keeping my laughter to a minimum while watching this in the living room I’m failing so bad