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  • Опубліковано 19 кві 2020
  • MAG127 - Case #8312111 - Jonathan Fanshawe
    Statement regarding the months leading to the death and autopsy of Albrecht von Closen.
    The Magnus Archives finds the letter of a doctor, and former friend of the Institute’s founder, sent out to tend to an ill book collector and assist in the restoration of a library.
    Content Notes: Body horror, mortality, mental illness, tombs, prison
    Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Elias Bouchard - Ben Meredith; Basira Hussain - Frank Voss
    Writer: Jonathan Sims
    Director: Alexander J Newall
    Editors: Alexander J Newall, Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead
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  • @DaybreakTownGSA
    @DaybreakTownGSA 3 роки тому +1196

    I honestly love the evolution of the door gag
    Seasons 1&2: nobody knocks on Jon's door and interrupts him all the time
    Season 3: Jon doesn't even have a door
    Season 4: Jon Knows when they're going to knock and let's them in before they can interrupt him

    • @ollieri
      @ollieri 2 роки тому +224

      since "a guest for mr spider" ive seen the fact that no one knocks in his door as favor that he asked the rest

    • @salt.n.pepper_ketchup.n.mu4638
      @salt.n.pepper_ketchup.n.mu4638 9 місяців тому +41

      Knock. Knock.
      Who is is, Mr. Archivist?

    • @azcdtixs
      @azcdtixs 4 місяці тому +14

      Man got kidnapped too often he lost door privileges

    • @coconoisette
      @coconoisette 3 місяці тому +8

      The Eliasification of Jonathan Sims

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@ollieri oh that's a hella cool theory and actually makes a ton of sense!

  • @AJ-pq5zx
    @AJ-pq5zx 2 роки тому +1108

    I feel like at this point Basira has earned the title of "Detective" the same way batman has. I mean, she did deduce her way out of the fucking Unknowing

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 2 роки тому +165

      The unknowing: we make things impossible to understand, recognise or reason
      Basira: well two out of three ain't bad

    • @luxill0s
      @luxill0s Рік тому +46

      Basira René Descartes’d her way out of the Unknowing

    • @l.raphaelnery7299
      @l.raphaelnery7299 Рік тому +6

      Not out so mach as keeping her sanity intact and surviving

    • @The_Eyes_Have_It
      @The_Eyes_Have_It 11 місяців тому +16

      I wonder if he uses "Detective" as a sort of (potentially mocking) honorific for officers under the Hunt, the same way they refer to Jon as "Archivist"

    • @captaincrazycreative
      @captaincrazycreative 9 місяців тому

      666 likes

  • @marykilgallon
    @marykilgallon 4 роки тому +2050

    Jonah really does just save all of his breakup letters for the archive, doesn't he?

    • @lord_azazel001
      @lord_azazel001 3 роки тому +202

      What else would you expect from someone serving the Beholder?

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +18

      Pretty much.

    • @phosismyb1tch717
      @phosismyb1tch717 Рік тому +109

      @@lord_azazel001 you think the eye was like " your wreck of a love life is supernatural, put it in the archives"

    • @IAmSoVerySpooky
      @IAmSoVerySpooky 10 місяців тому

      @@phosismyb1tch717Probably lol

  • @luminanightfall4111
    @luminanightfall4111 3 роки тому +1238

    I'm blaming Lukas for Martin's mom's death, and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +238

      he is eliminating all _distractions,_ after all.

    • @whomstisthis
      @whomstisthis 8 місяців тому +59

      Peter rlly said “I’m gonna pull an Elias real quick” and just went “whoopsie Martin looks like your mom died and you have nobody left in your life but me, you will not teach me Microsoft programs that gives you too much interaction with others. Bye.”

  • @tieflingteeth9033
    @tieflingteeth9033 4 роки тому +1460

    is NO ONE gonna comment on Jon sitting on the floor for 4 HOURS?? trying to if the statements ~called~ to him??

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 роки тому +173

      That is dedication to your job

    • @atomykebonpyre
      @atomykebonpyre 3 роки тому +213

      The eye is a picky eater

    • @cybersearcher1041
      @cybersearcher1041 3 роки тому +70

      Dude was trancing

    • @BladeLigerV
      @BladeLigerV 2 роки тому +57

      And then the statement of statements calling out called out.

    • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
      @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Рік тому +65

      Yeah, that image is simultaneously really hilarious and sort of concerning. Just… Jon sitting cross-legged on the ground with his eyes closed TrYiNg tO hEaR tHe sTaTeMeNtS… 😭💀

  • @nanahuatli2144
    @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +866

    I'm VERY disturbed by the autopsy.
    "Sometimes I'm eating", thank you Elias, that made it better. And tbh, if I had magical viewing powers and was in jail I'd use them too. How am I supposed to not get bored otherwise?

    • @ti_moth_y
      @ti_moth_y Рік тому +54

      mans got his own tv set in his head

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому +3

      I think Jack London wrote a book called the Star Rover which was based on a man locked in a prison cell who saw the universe.

  • @marinao4412
    @marinao4412 4 роки тому +1554

    come on guys, it's not jon's fault that he survived a near death experience and got some funky powers :( be nice to him!

    • @SS-kv3iw
      @SS-kv3iw 4 роки тому +179

      i get theyre afraid of the unknown and only bad things are associated w the entities and their powers but have some goddamn sympathy wont u for the position hes been put into.

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 3 роки тому +118

      @@SS-kv3iw also like, Jesus, maybe if you treat him kindly he would be less likely to fall into the darkness of being an avatar. My first thought would be trying to help him hold onto his humanity and instead everyone's going after him and making it remarkable that he's still so good

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 2 роки тому +11

      Im worried he made his choice and that's how he woke up.

    • @n.o.a.w.3264
      @n.o.a.w.3264 2 роки тому +9

      EXACTLY!!

    • @ametrime4754
      @ametrime4754 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Vi_Vi_1yeah,imagine if he does lose all of his humanity. How is he gonna treat them then?

  • @kingsaracoon9594
    @kingsaracoon9594 4 роки тому +754

    me, hearing Basira conspiring with Elias:
    *please say sike.*

    • @alexdillahunt6908
      @alexdillahunt6908 2 роки тому +50

      Conspiring is a bit of a strong word in this situation. I think Basira knows she is way out of her depth and there are things that are far worse than Elias, so she is willing to listen to his offer to see if the information is useful. Elias knows to much to not be useful, but she also knows that he is actively trying to manipulate her and not to trust him. She is doing the same with John. While she wants to believe John is still the same person, it is too dangerous to trust him. She is probably trying to think of a way to kill him, but won't until he gives her a reason to.

  • @Amalgemotion
    @Amalgemotion 3 роки тому +468

    "Unless you expect Jon to record them into submission..."
    -laughs in ceaseless watcher-

  • @cain3895
    @cain3895 7 місяців тому +140

    My fav headcannon for Jon's Knowing™️ power is that he sometimes Knows random things completely unrelated to the thing he's trying to Know. Like he's trying to Know about Elias's Evil Plan™️ but accidentally learns about some guy from Wisconsin

    • @ThatOneArchivist
      @ThatOneArchivist 6 місяців тому +30

      One of my favorites is like that but it’s just like the eye REALLY likes particular things, like insects
      “This particular butterfly is of the genus Papilionidae and include over 550 species. Though the majority are tropical, members of the family inhabit every continent except Antarctica. The family includes the largest butterflies in the world, the birdwing butterflies of the genus Ornithoptera. As of 2005, 552 extant species have been identified which are distributed across the tropical and temperate regio-“
      (Etc etc)
      For hours on end there could just be seemingly endless insect facts.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ThatOneArchivist Will Shetterly's Cats Have No Lord had a woman become one with her universe (it was a small universe) and one of the few things that stuck was a home recipe for furniture polish.

    • @moony3335
      @moony3335 Місяць тому +1

      Hes the fun fact emporium

  • @tasharch
    @tasharch 4 роки тому +994

    'E'll-eye-us" . .my favourite pun based character.

    • @charliem.1368
      @charliem.1368 4 роки тому +143

      also sounds like alias, but that could be coincidence...

    • @jend3598
      @jend3598 4 роки тому +112

      My fav pun is the fact that Jon’s last name is SIMS, like the game where you simulate life and watch

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 роки тому +83

      @@jend3598 Except that is the guys real name.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 роки тому +28

      Charlie M. Hmm... Yes... coincidence... 👀

    • @jamiel6005
      @jamiel6005 3 роки тому +15

      @@jend3598 that’s just the writer’s name lmfao

  • @lasilla4046
    @lasilla4046 4 роки тому +789

    lmao "sometimes I'm eating" I don't know why that's so funny to me

    • @Iquey
      @Iquey 3 роки тому +80

      Elias just wants to enjoy his food sometimes. Villains need snacks.

    • @simavolodina
      @simavolodina 3 роки тому +96

      the funnier part is that it's not "sometimes I'm sleeping"

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +15

      @@simavolodina Eh, most people sleep with their eyes closed. That's just inefficient.

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 2 місяці тому

      This explains how he 'feeds' the Beholding.

  • @ary_e_martinez
    @ary_e_martinez Рік тому +137

    I find it so sad that before the coma Jon decided to trust the others, but now no one seems to trust him

    • @fauxclaws
      @fauxclaws 11 місяців тому +18

      same, it's an interesting turn around from season 2 but aaaahhhhhh. Also sad that martin is the only one that would probably still trust him completely but lucas is keeping him away from the others

    • @spaceoddities1652
      @spaceoddities1652 11 місяців тому +2

      thats literally exactly what i was thinking

  • @paigefuentes1055
    @paigefuentes1055 3 роки тому +512

    Okay, Jonathan writing that analogy about how his powers work being like an ocean behind a door IS AMAZING 🤯

  • @humanname99
    @humanname99 4 роки тому +226

    "What bullshit?"
    "The part where you pretend you don't spend your whole time watching us."
    "..sometimes I'm eating."
    oh Elias no

  • @madanotap6492
    @madanotap6492 Рік тому +187

    Probably my favourite bit about this statement is the fact that after ALL that, Jonah had the nerve to suggest ‘Hey, wanna come work for me?’

  • @jolunrohthocoudis526
    @jolunrohthocoudis526 3 роки тому +565

    Elias is the best character of the show. Everyone lives in the right now and he’s out there playing 5D chest. And for all the monsters that exist he’s absolutely reasonable in what he asks and does.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 2 роки тому +63

      nah, he's playing 4D chess and Annabelle Cane is dancing around him in 5D chess

    • @pepi7404
      @pepi7404 Рік тому +33

      It's like a cascade of marionettes, where Elias is puppeteering Jon, Annabelle is puppeteering Elias and the Web is puppeteering Annabelle.

    • @The_Eyes_Have_It
      @The_Eyes_Have_It 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@pepi7404
      A Pinocchio cascade 😂

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 9 місяців тому +9

      i havent listened to the entire podcast yet but so far it seems elias wasnt as evil as we give him credit for. so far, he only tried to help "save the world" ...and there were references to him trying to do the beholdings ritual but i dont know what that would do

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 8 місяців тому +4

      OOP...

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 4 роки тому +884

    "Just another scar for the collection"
    Oh Jon my poor boy... That bit of foreshadowing is just...
    It hurts.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 роки тому +15

      Right?! Just... oof! 😩

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +35

      bro, foreshadowing...? what else can happen to him.... oh no...

    • @toadstooldarling9937
      @toadstooldarling9937 3 роки тому +59

      WHATS GONNA HAPPEN????
      edit: the magnus archives sure is a podcast huh?

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 роки тому +7

      Watch MAG160 to find out.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +8

      @@arifhossain9751 im on my way..! ep 149 right now...

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 роки тому +529

    Oh Martin ... and the door :( I feel so bad for Jon. He is really trying

    • @tasharch
      @tasharch 4 роки тому +18

      weird off shoot is that Lukas is protecting Martin from Jon's power?

  • @korrochime2432
    @korrochime2432 4 роки тому +459

    "Our intimacy and friendship" ok then Dr Fanshawe

    • @gallifrey_falls
      @gallifrey_falls 4 роки тому +98

      It was a bad breakup 😔

    • @fluffsnake
      @fluffsnake 3 роки тому +25

      *audible facepalm*

    • @frybit4087
      @frybit4087 3 роки тому +33

      Gay gay gay, gay on the low

    • @jydeosaure6564
      @jydeosaure6564 3 роки тому +25

      The breakup was tough but for the best it seems

    • @anromeow
      @anromeow 3 роки тому +22

      hmm... this is definitely fruity

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 роки тому +435

    well, it's... in a bittersweet way, relieving to hear Jon call Jonah evil, outright. not try to defend him at all. that said, this whole episode was some really ominous shit, tbh

  • @MochiPuff58
    @MochiPuff58 4 роки тому +322

    22:51 “...sometimes I’m eating.” Elias doing what he does best, being a spying sneaky dumpster fire lol

  • @WeAreAirborne
    @WeAreAirborne 4 роки тому +578

    aw hell yes garbage husband Bouchard is BACK

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +111

      we wanted elias to go away but then lukas was an instant "FUCK GO BACK" moment... elias you're a bastard but id rather have you around

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 2 місяці тому

      ​@@f_mva2 for the price of 1. KEEP BOTH THE FUCKERS FOR DRAMA!

  • @RoseMultiverse
    @RoseMultiverse 4 роки тому +346

    In Soviet Russia you don’t read books, books read *you*

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 роки тому +6

      Wasn't this set in Germany?
      Bit Jon reading the German sentence sounded a bit like Russian to me (a German)

    • @meiko4732
      @meiko4732 2 роки тому +12

      @@lilaboxx samesame, I kinda cringed (?) at the way Jon pronounced "leg sie zurück" :')

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@meiko4732he's trying his best 😭
      My poor monolingual Ceaseless Watcher. He never has the chance to learn - he just has auto-translate in his head

  • @mikeyjoshua1846
    @mikeyjoshua1846 4 роки тому +383

    Rip jon mangled *leg sie alle zurück* so badly i didn't even recognize it as german until i heard it being translated

    • @ksimvanderhlaar
      @ksimvanderhlaar 4 роки тому +143

      Oh it was GERMAN. I thought it was some sort of an ancient chant in an obscure language, good job jon lmao

    • @katrinemuller-eriksen667
      @katrinemuller-eriksen667 4 роки тому +16

      Same dude

    • @luminanightfall4111
      @luminanightfall4111 3 роки тому +25

      I didn't realize it until I read your comment xD

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 роки тому +51

      @@ksimvanderhlaar Who knew you could so easily not recognize your mother tongue, right?

    • @namaschu9418
      @namaschu9418 3 роки тому +9

      Ohhhhh I didn't get that at all

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 10 місяців тому +28

    Basira: *continued to side with Daisy even after finding out she was a murderous dirty cop*
    Basira: *arranges to meet with Elias in secret*
    Basira: "Just don’t expect much on trust these days"
    Jon: "Yes, I suppose that’s fair"
    No it the fuck is not

  • @meloncaaat2050
    @meloncaaat2050 3 роки тому +166

    I love that Jon admitted has the worst superpowers out of all the avatars. Trying to imagine Jon recording others to death. Although this was an eye statement and someone died so maybe he could be capable of something?

    • @hermajestythewhat2533
      @hermajestythewhat2533 11 місяців тому +11

      ***laughs in relistener trauma*** ***cries in relistener trauma*** I'm sure you've finished it now, hope you enjoyed...

  • @SwirlyPinwheel
    @SwirlyPinwheel 4 роки тому +196

    God, Elias, could you give off more Hannibal Lecter vibes if you tried?

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr 3 роки тому +19

      AND I WAS WONDERING WHY HIS BEHAVIOR SEEMED SO SIMILAR-

  • @danteslayer9455
    @danteslayer9455 4 роки тому +152

    I don't know why but the man that waved a rope blind folded gave me chills for a full minute

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +17

      They have a real way with words in this podcast, I keep getting surprised

  • @trin-is-late
    @trin-is-late Рік тому +60

    Jon: So we remove the bullet. Yay Melanie's coherent!
    Basira: Eh. I'd rather her be insane and enslaved to the slaughter, but sure, YOU are the one I don't trust.

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 4 роки тому +180

    Having a mildly uncommon name but hearing it applied to another person is the most disconcerting thing I swear to god

    • @ASeed17
      @ASeed17 3 роки тому +13

      My name is Amalia, so I'm REALLY not used to sharing it with other people, and I remember that when I was in 7th grade, a sixth grader came to our school, who's name was also Amalia. Literally EVERY time someone said her name in the hallway or the library, I would look up and say "what?" It sucked.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 роки тому +18

      Where I'm from, my name is rare too.
      "Arif" is the Arabic verb for "Knowing"... Ominous, innit?

    • @flowerhouse7874
      @flowerhouse7874 3 роки тому +2

      @@ASeed17 hah, my name is Amalia too, and yes, i'm not used to share it with someone else, despite the fact that in my life, for some reason, were much more people with that name than should be)

    • @dizzy388
      @dizzy388 3 роки тому +8

      Tell me about it. My name's Daisy!

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +7

      @@dizzy388 ~ avatar of the hunt ~

  • @aaliyahadesida2815
    @aaliyahadesida2815 4 роки тому +189

    I live for Basira's quiet 'hmm'

  • @boopadoop385
    @boopadoop385 4 роки тому +353

    I'm not sure if it's a brilliant or terrible idea to listen to the Magnus Archives when it's storming

    • @hyobro8392
      @hyobro8392 4 роки тому +42

      Why not both

    • @lark7655
      @lark7655 4 роки тому +67

      Hey at least you don't have a singing coffin while it rains

    • @Speckaboo
      @Speckaboo 2 роки тому +12

      @@lark7655 maybe you don't

    • @mistydevillier2197
      @mistydevillier2197 2 роки тому +4

      Brilliant

    • @nicholas3747
      @nicholas3747 2 роки тому +7

      So I listen to it while I do homework at like 1-5 am when it’s dark out and I don’t bide well with horror things so it’s terribly ironic

  • @michaelvanderwege6794
    @michaelvanderwege6794 2 роки тому +36

    Peter Lucas stop gatekeeping Martin??? Sharing is caring???

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 2 роки тому +79

    Who else is worried the 'delicate place' Jon's in is whether or not he opens the 'door'?
    I dont think his being will 'drown' when he opens it. I think the fragments of his humanity will

  • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
    @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 роки тому +150

    The "Sometimes I'm eating..." and reluctant and grumpy "Fine. Yes." sounded so childlike, I was crying 😂.
    He could've said "But Basiraaa, why can't I be cryptic and dramatic?!" and it would've conveyed the exact same message to me.
    On another note, throughout the end of the statement, I just kept repeating "oh my, oh my, oh my, damn, Jonah"
    Really though, what the f*ck were you doing, Jonah?!
    But I loved the fact that the whole statement was just basically a "f*ck off" note.

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws 11 місяців тому +22

    peter isolating martin after he lost his mom in addition to everything else is horrible. someone go save him ahhh

  • @kaydeejohnson2028
    @kaydeejohnson2028 10 місяців тому +22

    Writer John: I regret naming the archivist after me, it’s confusing
    Also writer John: **gives another character his first name**

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 2 місяці тому +3

      Currently I've got 12 Johns not including our darling Archivist

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 роки тому +108

    magnus was doing what elias talked about, wasn't he? setting horrid events in motion so he can watch. not cool not cool

  • @Piper_____
    @Piper_____ 2 роки тому +55

    Also that tree reminds me of the one on hilltop road, the one that bled and was tied to the desolation and also was symbolically tied to the evils of knowledge (the apple)

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 роки тому

      oh yeah, same!

  • @ainsley6198
    @ainsley6198 3 роки тому +75

    Idk about that whole “my priorities haven’t changed” thing bc Martin seems pretty different to me

  • @redone233
    @redone233 2 роки тому +37

    jonah magnus been breaking hearts left and right

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 4 роки тому +68

    Elias is BACK and Still Slimy In Jail!

  • @jessmess7170
    @jessmess7170 3 роки тому +52

    I have the honor to be your obedient servant....

  • @luminanightfall4111
    @luminanightfall4111 3 роки тому +37

    "...record them into submission" xD

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 5 місяців тому +4

    My favourite character so far this season is the Tape Recorder. The thing just popping up like "Haiiii Martin :)" or "What's Elias up to :o" is kinda cute.

  • @paigefuentes1055
    @paigefuentes1055 3 роки тому +43

    HAH the first word that replayed in my head as Jon starts narrating the statement was 'Intimacy' 🤭😏

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 3 роки тому +26

    “Sometimes I’m eating”

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 2 роки тому +50

    I'm really glad we get an update on Albrecht von Closen, and seeing how Jonah is getting more twisted in his pursuit of knowledge! All those eyes...yikes. We don't get many statements regarding The Beholding, so it's cool to have Jon read the fear and chaos his patron, and now he, bring to the world.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому +1

      The pursuit of knowledge seems to lead to very Lovecraftian ends, doesn't it? I'd argue that the fear and chaos weren't brought but already there, hiding. But looking too much makes you one of them. I think this is the first statement that mentions that Jonah Magnus was directly connected to the panopticon prison. It is..disconcerting.

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 роки тому +56

    Jonah really be out here saving all of his breakup letters for the Archive homie I-
    -
    Why the ever loving FUCK is Elias back?????? Ew

    • @SnowyThe
      @SnowyThe 2 місяці тому +2

      He might not be great but he is at least better than Peter

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams Рік тому +15

    10:26 The stories describe some of the Fears.
    "A seamstress who laced her body with fine, black thread. And when she pulled it all out, her skin dropped away like a loose shift." (The Stranger)
    "A man so scared to die, he spent a year weaving a rope blindfolded... so that he wouldn't know the length, and couldn't foresee when it would tighten around his neck when he threw himself into the void." (The End)
    "A fire that burned so hot and fierce, that to even know about it is enough to burn a man's tongue from his head." (The Desolation, aka the Lightless Flame)

  • @willis1359
    @willis1359 3 роки тому +18

    Love that the title of this episode is a pun

  • @Macey88
    @Macey88 4 роки тому +80

    Finally another episode!! I can’t believe I finally caught up with the UA-cam episodes. I marathoned this whole thing in like a week it’s that good!

    • @cappuccino1645
      @cappuccino1645 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. It's not like I have anything better to do

  • @lydiac9118
    @lydiac9118 3 роки тому +18

    "what happens if you open the door?"
    "I drown."
    Oh man I was away from my phone and putting a cup down and audibly said "OOF"

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 4 роки тому +150

    This one is an Eye statement, but I got a theory on another fear. Have any of you noticed that the Darkness prefers to feed on people of faith, be it in fears or otherwise? Like that one priest who went to hilltop road and was also connected to Montauk, and well... The montauks themselves, who I'm sure were of a cult who worshiped the Hunt. The Darkness is not unlike the "evil" mentioned in most religions of the world, especially Christianity. Why do you think of the premiere Darkness cult calls itself "The Peoples Church of the Divine Host"?

    • @ineedmoresalmon2475
      @ineedmoresalmon2475 4 роки тому +17

      Hmm I had thought it was a web statement actually but I guess the eye makes more sense. "Clustering together" had me think what he discovered were spiders but they're probably eyes.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 4 роки тому +25

      @@ineedmoresalmon2475
      well, Eye is my best guess since the autopsy revealed a bunch of eyes looking back at the statement provider, but if you've been around here long enough you'll know how connected the Fears are. Web and Eye are in an alliance with 2 other fears. you can guess which one's... they're all things introverts are immune to.

    • @dawhandaonli5925
      @dawhandaonli5925 4 роки тому +23

      Definitely an Eye statement. Not really any mention of webs or loneliness but plenty about books, and the first part of Albrecht's story back in s1 there's a lot of Eye iconography.
      The priest who went to hilltop road was possessed by the Spiral. He was hallucinating; seeing and hearing things that weren't actually there. or did you mean Maxwell Rayner, the head of the People's Church of the Divine host? I don't recall him ever going to Hilltop Road.
      I don't think the Montauks were originally connected to the hunt as Julia's mother had a necklace/pendant of a closed eye (symbol of People's Church of the Divine host) and Julia was afraid of the dark. Pretty sure her father was forced to kill/sacrifice people to the darkness to protect her, and in the process drew the attention of the Hunt.
      I don't think the Darkness feeds on people of faith so much as that's just how Maxwell Rayner operates. For example when Julia Montauk and Trevor the Tramp met the Darkness was operating as a small business, and that guy who hid under his blanket to escape the darkness wasn't religious as far as i can recall.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому

      The Montauks were in a Darkness cult. I can't recall if it was specifically the People's Church though, it's been a while since i listened to season 1.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 роки тому +5

      @@mimkyodar
      The Montauk side story is very hard to follow (its almost as if it's *shrouded in darkness* ). We are sure they are Darkness followers, and when the Darkness betrayed them, Robert betrayed it back in order to save his daughter. He starts exhibiting Hunt-like behaviour (namely, killing other fear cultists) and i guess this little bit of a favour is repayed by Julia being taken under the Hunt's figuritive wing by having Trevor pick her up and train her?

  • @flamingtorrent2109
    @flamingtorrent2109 Рік тому +15

    “Episode 127 remains to be seen” well fuck i hope they find it soon /j

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому

      ..And when the remains were seen, they looked BACK

  • @RoseMultiverse
    @RoseMultiverse 4 роки тому +50

    The old man had the power of oversharing and forcing others to listen.

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 роки тому +16

      Reverse eye. New entity: The Mouth ~ Blabbering ~ Ceaseless Talker
      Fears assosciated: not knowing how to leave an awkward situation, not knowing how to draw boundaries, feeling forced to listen to someone oversharing

  • @trin-is-late
    @trin-is-late Рік тому +14

    Yes, Basira, absolutely take Elias's word at face value over Jon's (?!?!?!?!?!??!)

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 3 роки тому +38

    YESSSS!!! My favorite garbage man is back. Fuck yeah

  • @kat_the_mouse
    @kat_the_mouse 3 роки тому +27

    I was expecting the text of the books to be on his body...then the word 'pupils' happened and now I'm just confused.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому +2

      They really didn't convey enough horror. Jon and Gertrude were freaked at the idea of an Archivist becoming a humanoid eyeball. The autopsy says this guy had working, seeing eyeballs growing all over his insides.

  • @KeKe-bv8qv
    @KeKe-bv8qv Рік тому +13

    So when Albrecht had the books rebound, Jonathan had them swapped out for blanks and Albrecht never noticed because he doesn't open them.

    •  9 місяців тому +1

      Yup, pretty much.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 місяці тому +1

      So Jonah indirectly killed the Archivist..?

    • @KeKe-bv8qv
      @KeKe-bv8qv 2 місяці тому

      @@Badficwriter
      Pretty sure.
      It would have been on purpose too.

  • @ohmyyomps2629
    @ohmyyomps2629 2 роки тому +12

    poor Martin, I love him sm :(

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 3 роки тому +16

    This show causes a really, really weird kind of fear

  • @isabellamachado7481
    @isabellamachado7481 2 роки тому +27

    Man, I miss Tim and his lil jokes

  • @darlingrosiebun8952
    @darlingrosiebun8952 3 роки тому +22

    Martin :(

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake 3 роки тому +74

    Basira: Can we cut the bullshit?
    Elias: What “bullshit” might that be?
    Basira: The part where you pretend you don’t spend your whole time watching us.
    Elias: Sometimes I'm eating.
    sdkljfskdjf this was really funny to me XDD

  • @megalunalexi5601
    @megalunalexi5601 4 роки тому +64

    So it's *Jon* who listens to the tapes?

    • @dawhandaonli5925
      @dawhandaonli5925 4 роки тому +32

      Pretty sure it's the Eye, aka the Beholding, aka the viewer

    • @smokewthedevil
      @smokewthedevil 4 роки тому +21

      i think its the eye, and the people that have the powers of the eye just kinda. can do it too.

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 роки тому +46

      they mentioned on earlier seasons that he listens to every tape but like, regular, normal human putting on a tape and listening to the statement. don't know if that remains true now that he's not one

    • @apollyoniguess
      @apollyoniguess 4 роки тому +8

      Jon gets the tapes somehow but I'm pretty sure the recorders are somehow from the web

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +2

      We're listening to the tapes, duh.

  • @Epoch11
    @Epoch11 2 роки тому +8

    It's weird but I got like 10 commercials during this one show and that has never happened before. Spooky

  • @klbzplb
    @klbzplb Рік тому +4

    the door metaphor is honestly one of my favourite things in this whole series

  • @NerveUnderscore
    @NerveUnderscore Рік тому +7

    "Yeah, police? I have a stalker"
    "OH MY- Have you seen them?"
    "Yes. He is in your prison cell"
    ".... What?"

  • @toby4305
    @toby4305 2 роки тому +6

    Ouch, Jon accidentally using his powers on Basically for a statememt of sorts without either noticing hurts

  • @michellemaloney2839
    @michellemaloney2839 3 роки тому +13

    Why is nobody talking about the fact Jon was apparently named after this guy?!

  • @ishner
    @ishner 3 роки тому +13

    I think that "Detective" sounds like the name of a Mantle

  • @FelixNixy
    @FelixNixy 8 місяців тому +2

    The title for this one is the punch line to one of my favorite (terrible) jokes so naturally I've been wheezing with laughter since the autopsy description popped up. Thank you for my favorite joke in the entire series! 😂

  • @itstictac2825
    @itstictac2825 4 роки тому +61

    Alright I'm 30 secondes in but I find it both funny and NOT funny that at least for the first sentences of the statement, John is talking like Elias to me. (Rythmic, voice a little more medium in tone, intonations...) Don't know if it's real, I mean it's surely only the reading, but. Well. There you go.

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 роки тому +16

      oh that's what it is. yeah, he's certainly been speaking differently, I just hadn't spotted what it was

    • @ksimvanderhlaar
      @ksimvanderhlaar 4 роки тому +19

      I've heard that Ben Meredith, Elias' voice actor, sort of derived his character's voice from S1 Jon's, and they seemed quite similar to me too, at times it was hard to tell them apart. Not anymore but they are definitely similar.

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 роки тому +3

      Hmm... interesting detail! I hadn’t noticed that before! 😃

  • @PunkPansy-
    @PunkPansy- 11 місяців тому +3

    "Sometimes I'm eating." 😂😂😂

  • @sadclownschool9358
    @sadclownschool9358 3 роки тому +7

    I had five commercials on this episode wth

  • @planet_dawsey595
    @planet_dawsey595 3 роки тому +9

    ...sometimes I’m eating

  • @BreadGolem
    @BreadGolem 4 роки тому +10

    Elias Bitchard is back :DD

  • @saurabhsharma6939
    @saurabhsharma6939 2 роки тому +7

    A body full of eyes hmmm...reminds me of that season 1 episode with the house on first floor full of meat

  • @_R0R_
    @_R0R_ 3 роки тому +20

    Oh, so they lightner books are the original archive? like way back they made horrid cursed books instead of recordings?

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 роки тому +10

      i feel like they're way older than the archives? the statements don't seem nearly as cursed as the books

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 роки тому +5

      No, the books are actual aspects of the fears. The statements are ... i guess its like food for the eye?

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 Рік тому +4

    Elias is really just chilling in jail, isn't he?
    Also, Basira is the best detective, I love her.

  • @AdamOfIngolstadt
    @AdamOfIngolstadt 11 місяців тому +4

    -illness
    -fire
    -watching
    -books
    My ass was just sat here trying guess which fucking entity this is

  • @KoraktorXV
    @KoraktorXV 3 роки тому +11

    8:09 at first i thought he is chanting some cthulhu spell XD
    but no i forgot that americans/British people do not know ü ^^

  • @confused3523
    @confused3523 2 роки тому +6

    I have the honour to be your obedient servanttt - A.Burr- wait wrong fandom

  • @thatjeff7550
    @thatjeff7550 2 роки тому +5

    He says it is like there's a door in his mind and that there's an ocean behind it....
    I've been reading and listening to info about Control and what it is based on.
    Jon has a link to The Oldest House which is leaking bits from the Astral Plane. Or at least that's what I'm deciding.

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 роки тому +14

    SOILER UNDER CUT
    people are stilll talking about Elias and Jonah as seperate people and I just-

  • @barborazahradnickova6145
    @barborazahradnickova6145 Рік тому +3

    1:58 oh god he wanted him to work in the Milbank prison

  • @Piper_____
    @Piper_____ 2 роки тому +16

    Ok, is NOBODY going to talk about that dude being full of eyes?

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 роки тому +2

      ikr like that's CREEPY

  • @zomb_bree7950
    @zomb_bree7950 10 місяців тому +2

    Poor Martin :(

  • @_kai2702
    @_kai2702 3 роки тому +5

    your obedient servant, j. fan

  • @AnanasVert
    @AnanasVert 2 роки тому +10

    ELIAS IS BACK!!! Oh i've missed the slinky bastard.

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Рік тому +4

    For a temple of knowledge, it's surprising how ignorant everyone are when compared to the servants of the other monsters. Martin doesn't even know Lukas is an avatar, does he? Also, Jon is the boss. He should lead his assistants, not leave them to their own devices and ignorance. How isn't Jon trying to get Elias out of jail when the Lonely has taken over the institute?

  • @claude3429
    @claude3429 2 роки тому +8

    Ppl who give dislikes to TMA episodes deserve to be Buried

  • @Kekeslicious
    @Kekeslicious Рік тому +4

    I don't know what happened but the previous 126 episodes were fine but on this one UA-cam decided to pop an ad every 3 minutes. It's not your guys fault but it's infuriating.

  • @trashpandalady4161
    @trashpandalady4161 2 роки тому +4

    So now i have to still deal with Elias AND Peter

  • @emerz3530
    @emerz3530 2 роки тому +11

    How did me and Jon feel the exact same about Jonah Magnus at first; do I kin that hard?

  • @itzlucky_7495
    @itzlucky_7495 7 місяців тому +1

    "the part where you pretend like you don't spend your whole time watching us"
    "Sometimes I'm eating!😤"

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 2 роки тому +5

    So... were the Black Forest Books just an old Archive, or a collection of Leitners before they were called "Leitners?"

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 роки тому +2

      good questions, good questions, fellow current-listener! Maybe they're Leitners but Jonah learning about them inspired him to find more accounts of people suffering at the hands of such powers and that's why he started the Institute? Because the Archives aren't really interested in anything that doesn't link to (usually) the other entities...

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 2 роки тому +1

      @@-S.L. oh buddy... this was my second time through. Brace yourself for what's left. Gets crazy.

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 роки тому +1

      @@pyrosianheir AHHH okay I'm a little scared, god I can't believe there's only the rest of S4 and then S5 before the end.

  • @RoseMultiverse
    @RoseMultiverse 4 роки тому +19

    A tree can be dead. Plants are technically living 👀👀👀