You Are Not The Father 29 (Extended Edition)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • All rights belong to the rightful owners.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 413

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 Рік тому +218

    "When I was fifteen, ...I was a little wild" Honey, you weren't just "a little wild", you were the whole damned safari park!

    • @devonhines1697
      @devonhines1697 Рік тому +13

      Wild in my day was a lot different not saying we were perfect, but damn what happened to don't get caught smoking or a little drinky drink. Staying out late now it's just being a nasty s hurting people just utterly no respect.

    • @robertparker9772
      @robertparker9772 Рік тому +7

      You were hella wild fam

    • @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778
      @neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 10 місяців тому +4

      More like the whole African savannah

    • @zelbongrimmage3770
      @zelbongrimmage3770 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @NotoriousHustleEse
      @NotoriousHustleEse 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @bdredz1356
    @bdredz1356 Рік тому +5

    Salute💪 RayRay...been waiting

  • @kendallstephens1735
    @kendallstephens1735 Рік тому +7

    Happy Thanksgiving Ray Ray your videos are always a treat

  • @christophercrafter2609
    @christophercrafter2609 2 місяці тому

    15:06 where it all started Ray Ray.

  • @shakirabenjamin1484
    @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому

    By the way HAPPY THANKSGIVING, RAY RAY!!!!!!

  • @leemarie414
    @leemarie414 Рік тому +108

    "I cheated on you over 200 times."
    And then tried to console him.

  • @curtekstrom9531
    @curtekstrom9531 Рік тому +51

    I find it funny how the Women get mad at the guy because it is NOT his child. And Maury attempts to Guilt the Guy into not leaving her, after all as Maury says, "It was an Honest Mistake".

    • @missyann7588
      @missyann7588 10 місяців тому +3

      Yes! I saw one the other day where the man was NOT the father and instead of the woman running away back stage, they (she and her sister) actually followed “not baby daddy” to back stage…still screaming and screeching. He wasn’t the daddy, so she fk’d up and they were still giving him hell. Poor dude…he couldn’t win for losing. But one good thing is; he dodged a bullet.

    • @pattycarljackson
      @pattycarljackson 9 місяців тому +5

      Yeah that pisses me off. Every single time he does that I get mad and consoles the one who cheated and got screwed by 50 dudes.

    • @pinkyblinders7352
      @pinkyblinders7352 8 місяців тому +1

      Yh that annoys the hell out of me! I think he does that for the show, needs to be seen as empathetic to women regardless because theyre the main people who call the show. You can tell in the newer ones he was less empathetic but probably because he was intending to retire.

    • @tiffanysperry4856
      @tiffanysperry4856 2 місяці тому

      that was a ho mistake. lol

  • @TimHammett1964
    @TimHammett1964 Рік тому +34

    22:09 "I'm not the father Bit@h!" 3x. LOL!!

  • @bettyhall4175
    @bettyhall4175 Рік тому +133

    We gotta get the Super Ho edition for number 30 now, Ray Ray! This is too good to pass up!

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому +15

      And start it off with the 1995 Walt Disney and Pixar logos.

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/wUEjZp4FGOo/v-deo.html

    • @owenrichards1418
      @owenrichards1418 Рік тому +10

      Super Ho, followed by Mega Ho and Ultra Ho. You have to announce them like they do the kill levels in multiplayer games. "MU-MU-MU-MU-MU-MEGA HO!!!!"

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому +4

      @@owenrichards1418 And Ho Colossus!

    • @robsteele2338
      @robsteele2338 Рік тому +3

      You can call it episode 30.4

  • @DJAUDIO1
    @DJAUDIO1 Рік тому +41

    7:05 "That's a Mexican Man's Baby. I BET YOU!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgemcneal9297
    @georgemcneal9297 Рік тому +41

    I noticed how they call God when the babies not the father's, they were also calling on him when their legs were up in the air.

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому +15

      Yo, that's a good one!!!

    • @ekim4363
      @ekim4363 Рік тому +1

      Don’t say my name when you are spreading your legs and find out a guy isn’t the father, Jesus/God.

    • @buriedguy1582
      @buriedguy1582 Рік тому

      All of them are hypocrites, hide behind moral and religious values ​​but all live in immorality. Religion doesn't suit them so much. That they cease to be believers

  • @seaninak9069
    @seaninak9069 Рік тому +68

    I think it's funny when Maury lies to them and tells them " you're a good mother" or "you're a strong woman"....Bwahahaha....

    • @megarainbowluv1
      @megarainbowluv1 Рік тому +6

      Maury is a kind person not a woman beater

    • @poppasmirf6816
      @poppasmirf6816 Рік тому +7

      Facts

    • @nancyjackson8886
      @nancyjackson8886 Рік тому +9

      Omg, you said EXACTLY what I was thinking. He doesn’t know these women. He flat out lies to these women and it kind of ticks me off.

    • @stevewilson4718
      @stevewilson4718 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@megarainbowluv1He is a GigaSYMPH

    • @TheCampground78
      @TheCampground78 11 місяців тому +1

      He just trying to be nice

  • @kentaroo.7759
    @kentaroo.7759 Рік тому +8

    Hos can't keep their legs closed.

  • @vansnyder9499
    @vansnyder9499 Рік тому +12

    These poor kids. Maury needs to do a show when these kids are grown up. I bet at least 70% will be in prison.

  • @SR-xk8cd
    @SR-xk8cd Рік тому +37

    Ray Ray, you’re doing Gods work exposing these 304s who can’t keep their legs closed.
    Your video’s always give me a laugh.
    Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺.

    • @aliciabrice850
      @aliciabrice850 Рік тому

      You sound crazy God has nothing too with this so stop please

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 Рік тому +4

      I can infer from the context that 304 means skank but why is 304 a word for skank?

    • @SR-xk8cd
      @SR-xk8cd Рік тому

      @@deathpyre42
      My understanding is that if you spell 304 backwards it spells hoe.

  • @truthofthetopic7516
    @truthofthetopic7516 Рік тому +18

    Why they screaming???🤣 - they were screaming THAT WAY when they getting ran through 🤣

  • @2006hulkrules
    @2006hulkrules Рік тому +43

    Jesus , I should know better than to eat or drink while watching a Ray Ray video, almost choked on my chocolate cream pie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manxkin
    @manxkin 11 місяців тому +8

    He walked 250 miles for Terra? I wouldn’t walk across the street!

  • @Antonius_Block
    @Antonius_Block Рік тому +20

    Another instant classic! Sniper 1 you are clear... Take the shot! 🤣

  • @davidandrew1078
    @davidandrew1078 Рік тому +11

    He walked 250 miles to see her. It is a long walk home too.

  • @TylerPCoyne
    @TylerPCoyne Рік тому +39

    “I prefer things to seem real, like a real earsplitting scream“
    5:06
    “I said a REAL earsplitting scream”
    5:10
    “Perfection!”
    -Dead Meat

  • @BelievingRebel
    @BelievingRebel Рік тому +7

    I would walk 250 miles and i would walk 250 more just to be the man who’s not your baby’s dad to stand at your front door!

  • @FlashDivas
    @FlashDivas Рік тому +7

    Did she really bring a white mans child up there and put it on a black man

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому +3

      Yelp and proud of it until she was proved wrong😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainCapital8
    @CaptainCapital8 Рік тому +19

    Where the hell is the accountability from the mothers who seemingly FORGET who their baby daddy is!!!!

  • @goofydog2
    @goofydog2 Рік тому +7

    THE VERY "LAST" THING I'D WANT A WOMAN TO TELL ME IS THEY HAD "CHEATED ON ME 200 TIMES!" That would be best unsaid, for sure! Best lie about that one Samone...

  • @shoenicedeletedvideosx3048
    @shoenicedeletedvideosx3048 Рік тому +19

    When you slowed Keisha's voice down she sounds like a normal person .

  • @millerarant3629
    @millerarant3629 Рік тому +8

    Why do the women never apologize?

    • @lychan1529
      @lychan1529 Рік тому +5

      cause they are never sorry about sex. they only regret it once a guy either has a lot of money, a job or willing to pay child support. sad really

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому +3

      @@lychan1529 True!

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому

      Cuz they got no love for any man on the planet! No love for you guys!

    • @neilwatson9706
      @neilwatson9706 Рік тому +3

      Because accountability is a woman's kryptonite

  • @briancradicsandiego5254
    @briancradicsandiego5254 Рік тому +16

    I wonder what kind of a psychological effects this show is going to have on these children when they become teenagers. Especially the ones whose mother has tested over six guys on the Maury show and still have not found the kids father. Kids in school get teased and bullied for some of the stupidest shit and something like this can make it to the top of the list.

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, but you think these hoes care? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MrOccyc
      @MrOccyc Рік тому +3

      That’s the sad thing. The kids are going to suffer and more than likely repeat the cycle of dysfunction.

    • @veebee9942
      @veebee9942 Рік тому +2

      I’ve often wondered the same thing😢

  • @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197
    @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197 Рік тому +13

    9:06 Ohhhh yeah i remember Simone she cheated on this one dude over 200 times!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cococrooks2638
      @cococrooks2638 Рік тому +6

      But it was a mistake! It just took a few goes! Plus she wanted to be a family with him, she was 125% positive. Ain't you ever made a mistake? 😒😂😂😂 #thesehosaintloyal

    • @shakirabenjamin1484
      @shakirabenjamin1484 Рік тому

      She's probably the queen of STDs by now.

  • @StringOrgy
    @StringOrgy Рік тому +102

    My favorite Ray Ray line is....now you gotta test the corndog

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne Рік тому +5

      8:07 A quote callback to an older video:
      “girl, she look like a smiley face, look at that 💩!”

    • @shoenicedeletedvideosx3048
      @shoenicedeletedvideosx3048 Рік тому +1

      Same!

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  Рік тому +8

      @@TylerPCoyne 8:14 his edge up looks like a smile 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @montana10155
      @montana10155 Рік тому +1

      @@RayRay-ml9ut aye bruh can I react to videos off an iPhone ?

  • @kalistasanders975
    @kalistasanders975 Рік тому +8

    Being wild is one thing but you gotta be safe while you doing it. There's absolutely no way she should have been so surprised neither of them were the daddy. She knows she was out sleeping around with a lot more people. I can't even believe that she was more willing to admit she screwed her sister's fiance than she was to admit she hit it with everyone on the block 🤦

  • @c.wdervin5987
    @c.wdervin5987 Рік тому +7

    Oh man this show bubbles up my blood… just knowing there’s sooo many stupid people in the world!!

    • @bradwolf07
      @bradwolf07 Рік тому +1

      And they are breeding so freaking much

  • @timothycurrier2523
    @timothycurrier2523 Рік тому +4

    Why do all these girls scream telling their stories??

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester Рік тому

      Same reason your dog jumps up and down when its time to ride in the car.

  • @gortbot7748
    @gortbot7748 Рік тому +4

    Those three guys weren't the dad. She better test the rest of the team.

  • @leftyvangogh4102
    @leftyvangogh4102 Рік тому +44

    Your vids rock, Ray Ray! Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @bakedpotatow
    @bakedpotatow Рік тому +7

    @RayRay can we please get a " women in denial after the results " video ❤️❤️

  • @jlarke1
    @jlarke1 Рік тому +4

    I'm gonna keep asking the same question!!! Why do these Women Act like they don't know what they did???

  • @montana10155
    @montana10155 Рік тому +11

    These replay voices had me dead 😂

  • @cosmicredeemer3109
    @cosmicredeemer3109 Рік тому +4

    These women have a victim complex!

  • @xXThatGuy275Xx
    @xXThatGuy275Xx Рік тому +16

    15:48 i swear that laugh so infectious

  • @Deam7666
    @Deam7666 7 місяців тому +5

    The slapping clips and the shots fired just before they collapse on the floor are hysterical 😂!! Love it!! GAFAW🤣

  • @catrinahenry7603
    @catrinahenry7603 Рік тому +11

    not the sinister laugh at 15:49! Hilarious! thanks for the laughs. have a safe and fun holiday

  • @kandylandtarot142
    @kandylandtarot142 Рік тому +8

    19 minutes in and I just realized this is the screaming bloody murder edition

  • @oscarj.cifuentes8398
    @oscarj.cifuentes8398 Рік тому +8

    Your videos are SPECTACULAR.
    keep up the good work.

  • @edwardmuse2106
    @edwardmuse2106 Рік тому +3

    IF THESE WOMEN WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT GOD BEFORE OPENING THEIR LEGS THEY WOULD NOT BE ON THE MAURY SHOW

  • @timothycurrier2523
    @timothycurrier2523 Рік тому +4

    That 1st girl must be a conductor because she be pulling trains

  • @pbc76
    @pbc76 Рік тому +25

    Ray Ray....you be CRAZY good at this. I'm laughing and snorting and know better now than to eat or drink ANYTHING whilst watching your art. Kudos, Bro.

    • @christophertote8912
      @christophertote8912 Рік тому

      RAYZILLA!!!!!!

    • @missyann7588
      @missyann7588 10 місяців тому +1

      It’s always funny hearing someone call a ho a ho. I mean, they have no defense. Because she can’t deny it. When they come to the Maury show and test 3, 4 sometimes up to 10 guys, then yeah…nothing really even has to be said…we already know. 😂😂😂

  • @angelabordack
    @angelabordack 8 місяців тому +3

    I love watching these videos while at doctor appointments 🤟

  • @patrickmiller1834
    @patrickmiller1834 Рік тому +6

    I love the last story. He was waiting to say that LMAO

  • @AlexanderFort
    @AlexanderFort Рік тому +2

    The ones where the audience is quiet afterwards aren’t fun to watch.

  • @benjaminmack3854
    @benjaminmack3854 9 місяців тому +2

    I rode a bike 3 miles for some trim and I thought I was doing something. This man put up a herculean effort for that Box.

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester 8 місяців тому +1

      Hes just homeless and high on meth.

  • @pinkyblinders7352
    @pinkyblinders7352 8 місяців тому +3

    "I TAKE CARE OF MA BABY ALL DA TIME!!!"
    "Murry i have to buy everything for ma baby"
    You're supposed to dummy, you're his/her mother.

  • @michaelwilliams1752
    @michaelwilliams1752 Рік тому +3

    That flocking hoar at 5:00 knew she was open for the neighborhood.

  • @CardinalStandard
    @CardinalStandard Рік тому +2

    The need to stop the woman from running off stage! She brought these people there & why should she run off when it doesn't go her way!

  • @gjhazard
    @gjhazard Рік тому +13

    When I need a laugh you never disappoint Ray Ray! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

  • @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197
    @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197 Рік тому +10

    Happy thanksgiving bro 💯 #Legend #RayRay 👋👏👏👏👏

  • @thebigone6071
    @thebigone6071 Рік тому +5

    Ray Ray needs his own show y’all!!! Everyone who wants Ray Ray to get his own show say yeeeeaaahhhhh!!!! Yeaaaahhhhh!!!!

  • @christophertote8912
    @christophertote8912 Рік тому +3

    Gotta laugh! Get baked and chill with RAYZILLA

  • @johnkanuwoko1391
    @johnkanuwoko1391 Рік тому +5

    Public Toilet

  • @UnpoIished
    @UnpoIished Рік тому +3

    Man, you need to balance out your audio. You blast my ears with your voice when you speak lmao.

  • @LAL0CAxCVLS13
    @LAL0CAxCVLS13 Рік тому +9

    The Editing You Do Makes My Day 😂

  • @thedredayshow9246
    @thedredayshow9246 Рік тому +4

    At 13:27, even the kid knew that wasn't his daddy.

  • @ekim4363
    @ekim4363 Рік тому +8

    Thanks again Ray Ray. Love the wisdom from Godzilla.

  • @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197
    @charliefreemana.k.a.thesou197 Рік тому +8

    6:46 and i agree with you on that one bro!💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @willplaysproductions
    @willplaysproductions Рік тому +4

    Maury be simpin for these women trying to make excuses for them lol

  • @laurence2944
    @laurence2944 10 місяців тому +2

    Not the JT from the Five Heartbeats.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaylalauren
    @shaylalauren Рік тому +4

    See what y’all don’t understand is this WHOLE story~Maury
    He is a simp and she is a h@e (insert the slap)~Ray Ray

    • @cococrooks2638
      @cococrooks2638 Рік тому +1

      FRFR he lets them rag on the guy and get in his face but LORD if they want an an apology this simp motherfuck says "thEy mADe a MiSTaKe. Don't jump on her! Go console her. " maury what - 😒

    • @shaylalauren
      @shaylalauren Рік тому +1

      @@cococrooks2638 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @monthekey7
    @monthekey7 Рік тому +3

    HOW COULD THIS BEEEE HEEEEEEHEEEE!!?? Man you know how.

  • @keonisan
    @keonisan 6 місяців тому +2

    I feel bad for Tacara's ex more than anyone. This 304 let a whole block run a train on her including his own cousin and STILL HAD THE BABY? I don't understand the thinking, if you know you've been a 304, keep plan b on deck and take em like M&M's. Keep it real.

  • @jayrice5736
    @jayrice5736 Рік тому +8

    Happy Turkey Day to my ninja Ray Ray! You're da main when you edit the videos, especially the Goujira clips! Keep it over 9000, my guy!✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

    • @RayRay-ml9ut
      @RayRay-ml9ut  Рік тому +1

      Thanks bro n happy thanksgiving!💪

    • @jayrice5736
      @jayrice5736 Рік тому +1

      @@RayRay-ml9ut will do brotha✊🏿

  • @bopper172
    @bopper172 Рік тому +8

    That Booo on the 2nd video had me dyinggggg 😂

  • @Miket98210
    @Miket98210 Рік тому +2

    KEEP UP THE COMMENTS THEY ARE GREAT!! I do not know which is better the show or your COMMENTS!

  • @prasad9002
    @prasad9002 Рік тому +3

    7.00
    It was so obvious that Mario was not the father .

  • @mysterasuarez
    @mysterasuarez 11 місяців тому +3

    15:42 realizing she slept with 15 men and doesn't know who the father is.

  • @jamespierce6777
    @jamespierce6777 Рік тому +11

    Ray Ray, you made my day! Happy Thanksgiving Brother! 😊

  • @samjmk3029
    @samjmk3029 Рік тому +2

    problem is most babies don't look like either parents until they about a 2 or 3yrs old. when i was born people kept saying i had my dads eyes and nose but now my nose looks identical to my mum and i look like her in general, i don't look like my dad at all. when my brother was born and they all said he looked like my mum but now his a carbon copy of my dad. so people are idiots when they say oh look at his eyes or mouth, that means nothing. all babies more or less look the same when they come out, no features are ever fully visible at birth.

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 11 місяців тому +2

    Get outta there, Seth! RUN!!

  • @lorimcbrayer8431
    @lorimcbrayer8431 Рік тому +4

    The mother of Trenton is INSANE!!!

  • @timothycurrier2523
    @timothycurrier2523 Рік тому +3

    How do these girls come up with these names? Picking tiles out of a scrabble tile bag??

  • @eatendeer3483
    @eatendeer3483 Рік тому +2

    I hate how some of these women act like they're doing these guys a favor by saying they're the kids dad knowing that there is more than just one possibility one woman even said after the dna came back the guy she was accusing was not the dad that her baby is so beautiful the man should want to take care of him and help her financially

  • @ebonywilliams-dillard4550
    @ebonywilliams-dillard4550 7 місяців тому +2

    I honestly applaud the restraint of some of these men after finding out they're not the father to listen to a screaming 304 in their ear playing confused without smacking tf outta them.

  • @nunyabizznizz7326
    @nunyabizznizz7326 7 місяців тому +2

    12:24 simps reinforcing unacceptable behavior.....

  • @devonhines1697
    @devonhines1697 Рік тому +3

    I'm 42 and I remember a separation ment to people still in love trying to get their head together. Remember how women grilled men about still holding the connection now these people separate and the woman is like open house to my cooch but All my God I love him so dearly. Nice way of showing it.

  • @timothycurrier2523
    @timothycurrier2523 Рік тому +2

    These girls pulling some serious trains

  • @OldChief3854
    @OldChief3854 8 місяців тому +2

    I wonder just how much DNA is on that backstage couch!

  • @jefferydixson8952
    @jefferydixson8952 Рік тому +3

    They tried to make him the bad guy .

  • @CrimsonS131
    @CrimsonS131 Рік тому +2

    My God how much of a 304 can you be that you can't tell who the damn father is

  • @donkeyshow7235
    @donkeyshow7235 Рік тому +4

    I'm waiting for Ray Ray to throw a YOU ARE THE FATHER clip in one of these just to fuck with us

    • @Dilley_G45
      @Dilley_G45 7 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha why not

  • @whateveryouneed4858
    @whateveryouneed4858 Рік тому +2

    Naaah that second baby is hispanic, you can clearly see that he's not his 🤣

  • @TylerPCoyne
    @TylerPCoyne Рік тому +8

    Hope you all have a safe and wonderful thanksgiving!

  • @michaelwilliams1752
    @michaelwilliams1752 Рік тому +2

    I'll never understand these men comforting their women right after it's proven they cheated.

  • @branflakes12341
    @branflakes12341 Рік тому +3

    The kid in the second one was white

  • @kingdjack6
    @kingdjack6 Рік тому +1

    Godzilla said y'all hos wonder why I'm destroying your houses.

  • @yoxidy8540
    @yoxidy8540 Рік тому +2

    “How could it be” umm I think I know how 🤨

  • @FullofSouthernCharm
    @FullofSouthernCharm Рік тому +2

    Ray Ray your laugh though

  • @davidpowell6098
    @davidpowell6098 Рік тому +5

    Excellent, keep them coming, Ray Ray.

  • @devonhines1697
    @devonhines1697 Рік тому +1

    Kills me is these minions of the matrix. Clapping for her cause she said it doesn't matter because she's the one taking care of her baby. Well dahh. Still doesn't hide the fact that you don't know the father which also makes you gross.

  • @bibbilagermand8397
    @bibbilagermand8397 Рік тому +2

    Is there somthing wrong with trishas eyes

  • @joedanvers1010
    @joedanvers1010 Рік тому +1

    "Dad, what are those loud gunshot noises?" Ray Ray's comments...go back to bed.

  • @bassbeardiful
    @bassbeardiful Рік тому +1

    janice ain't bad looking though. Compared to the project mammoth bohemoths we're used to seeing drag their hoofs across the stage.