@@danielflorio4739 seems like they could easily amplify his mic then. not complaining, love the band, but I feel like so much great banter is missed by having the funniest guy only talking to the rest of the band.
@@annettematisz46 its not just poo stories tho. watch backstage passport, he is consistently the funniest. Mike is clever and witty, Hefe is an amazing impressionist, but Smelly is just balls to the wall hilarious. I watched their patreon too and he had me dying laughing when he was making fun of mike.
I was working on the grill at work as a kid, I was dope sick and farted (rookie mistake.) Felt like I peed out my butthole when it ran down my leg into my shoe. Ran to the bathroom, cleaned up and continued to make food. With no gloves. I still miss those days sometimes.
How awesome would it be to be on this bus? What a rad fucking time that would be! One day I hope to see the west coast and tour with my band mates like this!! Memories of a lifetime! Everyone is so freakin cool! Funny ass shit storytelling!!! Hahaha
I am a truck driver, I was unloading myself with crane at a farm/storage yard. Couldn't hold poo in. There were some pallets of boxes under a tarpaulin making a very enticing private area. I did a shit on the floor underneath. Between the pallets. Next day I was at the same yard again but this time the pallets were gone and the shit was smeared everywhere and everyone was looking at me wired
I once shat myself while being extremely drunk yet somehow cycling through the city center. It was 4 in the morning and it was very quiet. It was in front of my art academy so I took my full of shit shorts and threw them over the fence. I only found out the day after that there was a camera. So far, nobody has said anything about it but I am like a 100 percent sure they checked the tape because the alley behind the fence had a massive poop smear in it. This is 4 years ago and I still get nightmares about it.
Shit adjacent, when i first started working in healthcare about 15 years ago and was super shy I was with a nurse and a care assistant by a patient and let off a fuckin vile silent fart. Genuinely smelt like i had a decaying racoon up my arse. And the nurse was like "oh I think one of the patients has had an accident." I was like "nah, i cant smell anything." then the care assistant was like "No i can definitly smell it, somone needs their pad (adult daiper) changed." and cos i was now so far in and para in my own head I ended up helping them check all the patients to see if they needed to be cleaned up. Obviously now I just be like "Nah that was me rippin' ass." and walk away.
Not my shit story, but my roommate when I was 17 was this chick, let's call her A. A. had the worst case of IBS I've ever heard of. When she gotta go, it's coming no matter what. One day, she's a block from our apartment and her guts are staging a revolution for freedom. She pulls into the parking lot, runs to the door... no key, I'm at work, no people because it's 3am in Somerville Massachusetts and we live in a renovated three storey house that houses approximately 14 families who either needed to be at work in the AM, passed out from imbibing in whatever substance they could afford or super didn't want to get deported so they weren't about to answer a banging door. The 1 foot alley was super well lit and there was heavy police presence, and heavy drug deal/gangbanger/often delusional meth addict (miss you Pippy if you see this, HMU!) presence when the pigs were out of sight because this was about 20 years ago and that place was wild as hell. She spots the cellar door slightly busted to pieces after having been violently broken into the week before ,and nobody's fixing a damned thing in this mofo, thank the slumlord gods. The door upstairs would be locked, but she knows there's a litter box for a couple (hundred?) cats that lived there, because why not? So, she did the logical thing and dumped ass in that box untill it resembled the Exxon Valdez catastrophe as it reached sandy shores. To this day, we wonder what the person that cleaned the litter box (regularly,yet only half the house had hot water due to a busted water heater. priorities) must have thought when they discovered the tsunami of Montezuma's revenge she left in her wake. "Omfg cat, WTF!? Are you dying? How did you not deflate entirely!? Why am I harboring cats in a basement in the hood and what is my life!? Who gave you corn?"
Funny stuff Mike. Fat Mike - On a serious side note regarding Nocap…I just noticed that Steve-o is sponsored by Liquid Death. I respect you and think you should try harder to get sponsors and make your podcast free again. Liquid Death should pay you bro and I’m sure there are others too
I mean who hasn't shit themselves at least once.I did once while driving from a show. Drove for 4.5hrs and 5 minutes from the door I can't hold it any longer. Boom shit all down my leg and seeping into the car seat. Lovely!!
Funnily enough I've got a good golden gate bridge shit emergency story as well. But instead of a dumpster next to a gas station it was "once we get off of this fucking bridge the next place that might have a bathroom I'm bailing" couldn't tell you the name of the place but I tucked and rolled out of the van and photo finished in this fancy cocktail bar. No eye contact with anyone, just a sprint for my life. The band went onto load in to docs lab (once the purple onion) I proceeded to evacuate and had to book it 10 blocks to the venue, passing by a line of five people and a disappointed staff on my way out of said cocktail bar
We were doing a restucco on an apartment complex down in San Diego and I had to shit bad. I went to the front office and they were out to lunch. So I went aroundt the back wall of the apartments. No sooner than I drop my pants, lean up against the wall and start shitting a meter reader walks up . He was like Hey. . and asked how I was doing. I just laughed.
Just to step in here...there are two types of wipers...just found this out recently....Sitter wipers and stander wipers. I call them "stander stripers" just sharing.
That girl’s constipation story reminds me of my ex-same situation; she’d be constipated for a couple days then just painfully unload. Must be a thing with petite cute girls walkin’ around filled with shit-completely hilarious.
I had to take my dog to friends and the dog jumped out the window, next thing I know I get fart feeling and turned into a run poop as I was chasing after my dog down the road, I had found the dog chewing on my neighbors goose and the police show up, I had use goose feathers from the dogs feast to wipe my butt and I was then taken into jail for disorderly conduct, but the dog got lunch and I got pootered and canned.
I was taking my dogs on a walk and rottweiler came runnin at me with a big broken chain. I had to cut my dogs walk short because i mmediately shit my pants. Turns out he was just a puppy dog though
Smelly is the funniest person in the funniest band and he does no live banter. Someone please mic him at shows!
It was in the book. They talk about how Smelly is the funniest one on stage but he talks to the rest of the band and they repeat his lines sometimes.
@@danielflorio4739 seems like they could easily amplify his mic then. not complaining, love the band, but I feel like so much great banter is missed by having the funniest guy only talking to the rest of the band.
He has a mic but I think it's only there for him to tell Mike and Hefe to shut up and play the next song 😅
Oh my, poo stories
@@annettematisz46 its not just poo stories tho. watch backstage passport, he is consistently the funniest. Mike is clever and witty, Hefe is an amazing impressionist, but Smelly is just balls to the wall hilarious. I watched their patreon too and he had me dying laughing when he was making fun of mike.
"it gets worse" - god, this has been the funniest bus ride of my life 😂😂😂
That story about wiping without taking off pants and singing while laying down had to be stza, right?
Smelly's story is amazing. Not only is it amazing but hes got the 6th sense of a fucking stand up comedian. I love it.
What a tease with the way it ended!
The theme tune is back, this has made my day and I havn't even listened to the show yet.
Original show...punk rockers would have the best poop stories.Notice Smelly excelled in his story.
I’m guessing he was talking about stza who demanded toilet paper then threw it at him.
I agree
I'm on the shitter as i watch these hilarious stories!
You leave us hanging for the picture? Damn dude!
I was working on the grill at work as a kid, I was dope sick and farted (rookie mistake.) Felt like I peed out my butthole when it ran down my leg into my shoe. Ran to the bathroom, cleaned up and continued to make food. With no gloves. I still miss those days sometimes.
I’m physically cringing and I’m guessing you are too.
@@leoncorbett4553 nope I'm laughing
"Interesting feet position" 😂😂😂
How awesome would it be to be on this bus? What a rad fucking time that would be! One day I hope to see the west coast and tour with my band mates like this!! Memories of a lifetime! Everyone is so freakin cool! Funny ass shit storytelling!!! Hahaha
I am a truck driver, I was unloading myself with crane at a farm/storage yard. Couldn't hold poo in. There were some pallets of boxes under a tarpaulin making a very enticing private area. I did a shit on the floor underneath. Between the pallets. Next day I was at the same yard again but this time the pallets were gone and the shit was smeared everywhere and everyone was looking at me wired
"I did a shit" 😂😂😂
This is the greatest podcast ever
I once shat myself while being extremely drunk yet somehow cycling through the city center. It was 4 in the morning and it was very quiet. It was in front of my art academy so I took my full of shit shorts and threw them over the fence. I only found out the day after that there was a camera. So far, nobody has said anything about it but I am like a 100 percent sure they checked the tape because the alley behind the fence had a massive poop smear in it. This is 4 years ago and I still get nightmares about it.
Shit adjacent, when i first started working in healthcare about 15 years ago and was super shy I was with a nurse and a care assistant by a patient and let off a fuckin vile silent fart. Genuinely smelt like i had a decaying racoon up my arse. And the nurse was like "oh I think one of the patients has had an accident." I was like "nah, i cant smell anything." then the care assistant was like "No i can definitly smell it, somone needs their pad (adult daiper) changed." and cos i was now so far in and para in my own head I ended up helping them check all the patients to see if they needed to be cleaned up.
Obviously now I just be like "Nah that was me rippin' ass." and walk away.
Hahahahahahahaha
Yay! Such juicy content!
This is why I love punk rockers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great video and great ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was amazing 😂
I just spent half an hour listening to this before my Japanese test hope this information helps me out !
Did it work?
Not my shit story, but my roommate when I was 17 was this chick, let's call her A.
A. had the worst case of IBS I've ever heard of. When she gotta go, it's coming no matter what. One day, she's a block from our apartment and her guts are staging a revolution for freedom.
She pulls into the parking lot, runs to the door... no key, I'm at work, no people because it's 3am in Somerville Massachusetts and we live in a renovated three storey house that houses approximately 14 families who either needed to be at work in the AM, passed out from imbibing in whatever substance they could afford or super didn't want to get deported so they weren't about to answer a banging door. The 1 foot alley was super well lit and there was heavy police presence, and heavy drug deal/gangbanger/often delusional meth addict (miss you Pippy if you see this, HMU!) presence when the pigs were out of sight because this was about 20 years ago and that place was wild as hell.
She spots the cellar door slightly busted to pieces after having been violently broken into the week before ,and nobody's fixing a damned thing in this mofo, thank the slumlord gods. The door upstairs would be locked, but she knows there's a litter box for a couple (hundred?) cats that lived there, because why not? So, she did the logical thing and dumped ass in that box untill it resembled the Exxon Valdez catastrophe as it reached sandy shores.
To this day, we wonder what the person that cleaned the litter box (regularly,yet only half the house had hot water due to a busted water heater. priorities) must have thought when they discovered the tsunami of Montezuma's revenge she left in her wake.
"Omfg cat, WTF!? Are you dying? How did you not deflate entirely!? Why am I harboring cats in a basement in the hood and what is my life!? Who gave you corn?"
What a good poodcast
The days n daze guys are so much nicer than I imagined 😂😂 the shit stories were something else to
Gotta love that story about Stza
hahah Smelly's story was hilarious
was the last story too gnarly, or why did it cut off?
Lol that butter knife turd story was gnarley.... thats love.
I hope Jesse is doing better after treatment.
Amazing. Simply amazing. I hope I get to be on that bus one day LOL
It's funny how jefe resents his latín roots . Brown forever man.
Hey It's Mat...he played bass with Pinc Louds in Nuremberg.
Smelly is a real Renaissance man.
Funny stuff Mike. Fat Mike - On a serious side note regarding Nocap…I just noticed that Steve-o is sponsored by Liquid Death. I respect you and think you should try harder to get sponsors and make your podcast free again. Liquid Death should pay you bro and I’m sure there are others too
Can’t believe I was eating Taco Bell while listening to this. And then a beef sandwich with a bowl of au jus the next day.
that is what driving in finland does to people
I mean who hasn't shit themselves at least once.I did once while driving from a show. Drove for 4.5hrs and 5 minutes from the door I can't hold it any longer. Boom shit all down my leg and seeping into the car seat. Lovely!!
LOL smelly is a god damn comedian holy fuck.
This is art.
I haven't thought about Farrell's since I was a little kid!
At the least the title is true 😂
and now we all wanna see that picture..
I work at a restaurant and we get a lot of seniors. some shit on the wall and don't say anything.
Smelly is a legend
I do remember once coming across a padded toilet seat with a fucking crack in it. Fear was real.
hey. looks like you guys are driving through Norway. Cant belive i missed the show. Was broke though....
Funnily enough I've got a good golden gate bridge shit emergency story as well. But instead of a dumpster next to a gas station it was "once we get off of this fucking bridge the next place that might have a bathroom I'm bailing" couldn't tell you the name of the place but I tucked and rolled out of the van and photo finished in this fancy cocktail bar. No eye contact with anyone, just a sprint for my life. The band went onto load in to docs lab (once the purple onion) I proceeded to evacuate and had to book it 10 blocks to the venue, passing by a line of five people and a disappointed staff on my way out of said cocktail bar
We were doing a restucco on an apartment complex down in San Diego and I had to shit bad. I went to the front office and they were out to lunch. So I went aroundt the back wall of the apartments. No sooner than I drop my pants, lean up against the wall and start shitting a meter reader walks up . He was like Hey. . and asked how I was doing. I just laughed.
22:35 "...a DIVIDIDOS shirt..."
11:41 😂😂😂😂
Smelly=Tony Stark
Just to step in here...there are two types of wipers...just found this out recently....Sitter wipers and stander wipers. I call them "stander stripers" just sharing.
I love Mike Fat.
So Smelly is responsible for the shit on the streets I've been hearing about. Good to know 🤣🤣
That's punk as fuck Smelly! RIP Farrells :(
My name is John, I play bass and sing and I made it to the 26 minute mark before I had to go take a shit
Holy shit!🤣🤣Funny shit talk🤣🤣
That girl’s constipation story reminds me of my ex-same situation; she’d be constipated for a couple days then just painfully unload. Must be a thing with petite cute girls walkin’ around filled with shit-completely hilarious.
If you’ve never shat your britches once or twice, and wouldn’t admit it if you did, you probably shop at Hot Topic and Zumies
let me off this TMI bus
I had to take my dog to friends and the dog jumped out the window, next thing I know I get fart feeling and turned into a run poop as I was chasing after my dog down the road, I had found the dog chewing on my neighbors goose and the police show up, I had use goose feathers from the dogs feast to wipe my butt and I was then taken into jail for disorderly conduct, but the dog got lunch and I got pootered and canned.
Where’s the picture???
´´Merda acontece``, Hermes e Renato.
P R O P A G A N D H I ! ! ! !
I wanted to see Bretts picture!!!
🤣
I want you to sign my LP mike is that possible can I send it to you and you sign it ?
I suppose that’s one way to end the video
Whitney’s story seemed really awkward on the bus
What's up with the keyboards in the band these days? Though it was No Effects? Lol funny fuckin vid Mike. Good stories everyone.
hahahahaahaaaaa
😂 goddamn, how many times can it get worse before you question your entire existence? hahaha oh man, just why?
Smelly I think is a damn good story teller. He sold his shit
Trust Smelly to have the best shit story !! hahahaha
When is mike not shit talking
Please let go, you are a pop star, not an iconoclast, just stop doing and you rescue what is left of what once was interesting
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is eyeglasses with beard so mad at Anthony?
Where's the goddamn picture?
where's the red hot chili peppers at? i wanted to hear fleas story
I'm sharticus....😬
This shit is making me carsick just watching.
Smelly is fucking funny
Everyone is tweaking on adderall
I used to share a studio with Get Dead. Definitely found weird stains on the floor.
Dickhead ending. Well played.
What about the fucking picture?!?!
My god there was some amazing s*** in this I mean amazing s*** colossal mounds of it terrific s*** good s*** tasty s*** it was all there.
bet your views went down drastically after you quit posting full episodes
11:35 ew. 🤮
My wife and I recently went through Heroin withdrawal, and I shit on our bedroom floor.
punk sux
Looks like a bus full of antifa
Good
What are you, profa?
@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 No. I'm a normal, sane person. So I'm anti-antifa...since you antifa fruits are the real fascists.
@@oliversteininger7679 "oliver" lol...sounds like a wimpy antifa name. How many umbrellas you own?
Fake rebels
Where is the fake?
I was taking my dogs on a walk and rottweiler came runnin at me with a big broken chain. I had to cut my dogs walk short because i mmediately shit my pants. Turns out he was just a puppy dog though
That is what driving in finland does to people