Walmart's Return Policy Is Absolutely Insane. Tim Homayoon - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024

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  • @johncarter9822
    @johncarter9822 2 роки тому +97

    Had a friend once that had several small gift cards but he wanted 2 larger gift cards for his kids. Walmart would not let him buy gift cards with the gifts cards. So he went shopping for enough stuff to use up the gift cards, walked straight to customer service where re returned everything. When they asked how he wanted to get paid - two gift cards please............

    • @tomuchcamoflauge
      @tomuchcamoflauge 2 роки тому +5

      I'm currently a cashier at Walmart and that transaction could potentially work if it were Walmart shop cards to Walmart shop cards, but if they were like the visa prepaid cards it will not run. Technically we're not even supposed to do more than one of the high value gift cards at the register (high risk of fraud), we have to send that customer to the service desk anyway. Then with the prepaid cards you can't pay for the activation fee with the shop cards either.
      EDIT: An update, you literally can not buy gift cards with other gift cards. I had a couple people attempt to use walmart cards for steam cards and it just declines the sale. so the way to do it is to just use the smaller gift cards and either return it for gift cards, or just get a different couple of cards

    • @johncarter9822
      @johncarter9822 2 роки тому +1

      @@tomuchcamoflauge I have no idea on the cards or if he made multiple trips thru the lines. Plus he might have added some cash to the total deal. His goal was to change out cards he did not plan to use to give larger cards to his daughters.

    • @phoenixspirit9530
      @phoenixspirit9530 2 роки тому +5

      Here is the loop hole...save all of the receipts you paid by debit card or cash. If you return something you can't get cash back for, take the store credit, go re purchase items that you have cash/debit receipts for and return the newly purchased items, with the cash receipt to get the cash back. Then do as you please with your money.

    • @jayg1438
      @jayg1438 2 роки тому +5

      modern problems require modern solutions 👏

  • @JohnLeePedimore
    @JohnLeePedimore 2 роки тому +347

    I saw a pregnancy test at the dollar store so I opened the box and inside was a piece of string. The instructions said to put the string around your stomach and if you can't touch the ends together the test is positive.

  • @jenniferosburn322
    @jenniferosburn322 Рік тому +6

    E = "Enough to get home" I remember those days.

  • @IMMoreThanUSee
    @IMMoreThanUSee 2 роки тому +61

    Funny!!! And the lucky charms marshmallow story really got me...I used to take the mini marshmallows and put em on toothpicks. My younger sis and I would give our Barbies a camp out and roast the marshmallows over a candle!! 😊

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you and I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who roasted those marshmallows!

    • @beckykay9178
      @beckykay9178 Рік тому +1

      @@TIMHOMAYOON no way! I never thought to toast those but now I want to!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

      @@beckykay9178 Definitely worth a try

  • @AdelMyBell
    @AdelMyBell 2 роки тому +22

    As a housekeeper at a hotel some hilarious theft that happened was universal remotes, alarm clocks, but once only once someone took the cord from the TV to the cable box.

    • @LoudLilDucky
      @LoudLilDucky 2 роки тому

      Has anyone ever stole the Bible? That’s something that you’re like do I and then you’re like nope definitely end up and a fire climate. Lol

    • @AdelMyBell
      @AdelMyBell 2 роки тому +5

      @@LoudLilDucky not really, but always check the bible for tips, you'll find Jesus or you'll find $

  • @ibleebinU
    @ibleebinU Рік тому +3

    Stopped by for the walmart joke, stayed for the show. Lot of funny stuff but the LOL moment when you said "my mother..is a hostage". I wasn't ready for that!

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 2 роки тому +20

    I love DRYBAR, so I'm always checking for something new. It's been a month or more, this was worth the wait. With my windows open, my neighbors must have wondered what was going on over. I was laughing LOUDLY.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for all the nice comments. I appreciate it!

  • @TIMHOMAYOON
    @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +244

    Thanks to everyone for watching and commenting. I appreciate everyone who gets that these are jokes. I'm on most social media sites like Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and even MySpace since I never deleted it. Just put in Tim Homayoon. All the best to you all.
    P. S. This Special was taped awhile ago so I know the Dollar Stores are no longer just Dollar Stores anymore.

    • @willymaykit1482
      @willymaykit1482 2 роки тому +4

      You should put down the mic and work at a dollar store.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 роки тому +2

      @@grumpyoldguy584
      Says the pot to the kettle.
      HAHAHAHAHA... 😂
      OMGosh!! 🤣 🤣
      ROFLING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!
      Great way to start my Friday morning.

    • @parmidasarchami6449
      @parmidasarchami6449 2 роки тому +6

      I live in iran so it’s nice to see half-persian comedians like you out there

    • @dianaoliver8493
      @dianaoliver8493 2 роки тому +3

      Can I have your number? Just kidding! Loved the content! And I'm not even an Ex Boy Scout!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +5

      @@parmidasarchami6449 Thank you!

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 2 роки тому +6

    Short of a death in the family Dry Bar has *always* been able to make me smile if not outright laugh even under the worst circumstances.
    Thank you Dry Bar for helping preserve my sanity and sense of humor for over 3yrs❣️

  • @88Shinto
    @88Shinto 2 роки тому +22

    I love it when comedians use the mic stand as a prop. This by far, is the best Mic stand prop gag ever!
    Edit: 3:45

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 2 роки тому +1

      I saw your comment before this bit came up and thank you for making sure I didn't overlook it.
      You're right it was by far one of the funniest and clever ways to use a mic stand and by far thee funniest I've seen in about 5yrs at least.

    • @88Shinto
      @88Shinto 2 роки тому +1

      @@kitsunelee007 cheers Fox Lee

  • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
    @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 роки тому +12

    "Instead of getting spanked, we got sedated." 🤣

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks for watching!

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 роки тому

      @@TIMHOMAYOON You're most welcome. ☺️ My late father is Middle Eastern, too, and growing up with him provided plenty of material for funny stories. 😄

  • @alistairgene
    @alistairgene 2 роки тому +12

    He's like a calmer Bill Burr. 😄

    • @letsgetreal6402
      @letsgetreal6402 2 роки тому

      LMFAO for the last 15 minutes I've been listening to a 52:00 'ad' that was actually just some dudes comedy special trying hard to figure out the Bill Burr comparison before I looked up and noticed the 'skip ad' button

  • @pedrohernandez287
    @pedrohernandez287 2 роки тому +38

    First time seeing Tim. He’s laugh out loud funny!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks so much Pedro!

    • @pedrohernandez287
      @pedrohernandez287 2 роки тому +3

      @@TIMHOMAYOON you’re welcome Tim, you had me rolling!!! I hope to see more of your comedy soon! Blessings!🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣

    • @subhobroto
      @subhobroto 2 роки тому

      Dry bar jokes are no joke. Hard!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 2 роки тому +37

    This one is a full pack of fresh jokes, I laughed nonstop, even at the parts when the audience was so silence somehow. 🤣 The electric bike (me and ex hubby got an inside joke almost similar to it, I am a chubby gal, LoL), dad's twin and free stuff PMS watch/yarmulke, the whole umbilical cord hummer stroller joke 🤣, kids STD (yes, the cooties), the bumper car (that'd be great!), suicide bomber group hug, follicle fairy, oh man, too many to count! Thank you Dry Bar and Tim Homayoon (I had a distant great uncle named Dr.Humayyun, LoL), I have a great afternoon because of you guys! 🍻❤

  • @kaylamcme2432
    @kaylamcme2432 2 роки тому +66

    So happy these are coming out more frequently; I watch every night now!

    • @andrescalvo4386
      @andrescalvo4386 2 роки тому +3

      Yep, it is great :)

    • @mollysilverman6803
      @mollysilverman6803 2 роки тому +3

      I now go looking for new dry bar comedy every day now!😂👍🏻🤣💕😎

  • @lastfirst3291
    @lastfirst3291 2 роки тому +52

    Very good. Takes a lot to remember everything and put all that content together

  • @danielem0007
    @danielem0007 2 роки тому +2

    thats too funny no time out , but fade out

  • @georgevanaken925
    @georgevanaken925 2 роки тому +4

    Homayoon! I knew a Homayoon. Nicest guy I’ve ever met. He was from Iran. Early eighties.

  • @StephFrandsen
    @StephFrandsen 2 роки тому +11

    Guy's hilarious... I'd be afraid to have him over... I'd be missing shower curtain rings, towels, pillows... And tvs ✌️🤣 lol

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks!

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 2 роки тому +3

      @@TIMHOMAYOON It's a talent though, the way it just rolls one right after another Tim. Nice!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      @@StephFrandsen I appreciate it!

  • @eddavanleemputten9232
    @eddavanleemputten9232 2 роки тому +4

    The joke about filling a kid’s room with appliances but not giving them electricity reminded me of a very creative disciplinary measure for teens: don’t take away their devices (cell phone, tablet or laptop). Take away the charger cables and watch them squirm as the battery percentage goes down. I know of several parents who do this. Works a treat with devices nowadays barely lasting one day before needing a charge.

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 2 роки тому +2

    The Midol watch, GOLD !!

  • @justinhonse
    @justinhonse 2 роки тому +12

    He’s got sone great jokes! Solid! Nice surprise.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому

      Thanks Justin. I appreciate it!

  • @jenn9592
    @jenn9592 2 роки тому +3

    Never seen this guy before. He was fresh and original! Like a bunch!!

  • @A-broken-clay-jar
    @A-broken-clay-jar 7 місяців тому +1

    My son started doing his own laundry at the age of nine. When he first saw the do not eat tide pod warning, he was so shocked and thought it was stupid. His logic was that the only people who would eat them are babies who can’t read or kids can’t read so the warning is no good and anyone who can read shouldn’t need to be warned not to eat them 😂😂makes sense to me😂

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 7 місяців тому

      It's scary what the trends on social media that young generations are following. Glad your son was smart enough to know how bad they are

  • @dianeneal4074
    @dianeneal4074 2 роки тому +24

    I just got the comment about wife being a hostage. It caught me off guard because my father collected wives from other countries and they were treated worse than the livestock!!
    And I kinda sorta helped his hostages escape!!

    • @adrys2656
      @adrys2656 2 роки тому +2

      Thankfully you helped. I think that is the right things. Sorry for your past, hope you overcome the bad things from the past. God bless you

  • @amremnant
    @amremnant 2 роки тому +2

    My favorite NYC accent 😁... your road rage joke "pre-finger" 🤣🤣🤣. Good stuff!

  • @InstrumentalArcanum
    @InstrumentalArcanum Рік тому +1

    Hilarious that even the commercials are walmart ..lol

  • @theMemphisSnuggler
    @theMemphisSnuggler 2 роки тому +30

    "My father is Iranian, my mother is the hostage" 😆

    • @cutlerj103
      @cutlerj103 2 роки тому +2

      If your joking that's hysterical. If your serious, YIKES. God Bless your happy home.

    • @bettya.flewellen2218
      @bettya.flewellen2218 2 роки тому +3

      So wrong but funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

    • @MrMaziar58
      @MrMaziar58 2 роки тому +2

      But I like his neuyak accent regardless.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +5

      Thanks for getting the joke. A lot of people get offended nowadays at that line

    • @cheetahpurrfect121
      @cheetahpurrfect121 2 роки тому +3

      @@TIMHOMAYOON Those of us that remember the Iranian hostage crisis & the suicide bombings still feel it. Millennials on up haven't got a clue.

  • @kristenannear7110
    @kristenannear7110 2 роки тому +19

    This guy is giving me serious Don Rickles vibes

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Don was amazing so I appreciate it!

    • @subhobroto
      @subhobroto 2 роки тому

      You're right! Including the physical comedy!

  • @ashleyclinton3485
    @ashleyclinton3485 3 місяці тому +1

    “Ex Boy Scout!” Hilarious

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 5 місяців тому +1

    Lucky Charms without marshmallows is ….. kitty litter! 😂

  • @dianeneal4074
    @dianeneal4074 2 роки тому +26

    I had an actual panic attack when I had to get gas yesterday.
    I go by the miles to empty,
    I know that once my low fuel starts dinging at me,
    I need my calculator to figure out how much gas I need to get home!
    I'm not saying I am a bit po' at the moment and with the evils in charge I eat 1 meal a day and hunt for quarters to do a load of clothes!
    I just give up to God and Praise Jesus for loving me!

    • @madelyn5376
      @madelyn5376 2 роки тому +4

      I wish great things to happen for you, take care💖

    • @mrsp8635
      @mrsp8635 2 роки тому +7

      @@steffensgary Its one thing to snark at an organized religion follower, but being that disgusting towards someone suffering with food insecurity is grotesque. Im Agnostic, but you just made me hope there is a spot in Hell for you..... Way to go. Dont go choking on that extra meal.

    • @mrsp8635
      @mrsp8635 2 роки тому +3

      @@steffensgary How dare you even say ANYTHING to ANYONE lookin like you hiss at the light anytime Mommy opens the door to your basement dwelling. Stop lyin too. You know dang well you already eat extra meals everydamnday. Wouldn't be surprised if you throw tantrums when Mommy doesn't bring down your 4th bowl of Chef Boyardee quick enough

    • @Dh-rp7gg
      @Dh-rp7gg 2 роки тому +3

      You're not the only one I do the same thing. And the Lord has been there for me many times.

    • @christianman73
      @christianman73 2 роки тому +5

      @@steffensgary Take a look back at your needlessly cruel reply to Diane. Someone who is "doing just fine," as you claim that you are, wouldn't have written such a terribly cruel, snarky comment to a person who is struggling and only able to have one meal a day. Diane is actually doing much better than you are, even with only one meal a day.

  • @hermitcrabs
    @hermitcrabs 2 роки тому +3

    Light bulbs man, you gota take the light bulbs.

  • @carolstevenson5161
    @carolstevenson5161 2 роки тому +25

    Dollar Tree is now Dollar & more store

    • @ashtonyoshi6811
      @ashtonyoshi6811 2 роки тому +14

      $1.25 where I'm at

    • @dixieboy5689
      @dixieboy5689 2 роки тому +11

      $ 1.25 Store.

    • @patrickelenz8534
      @patrickelenz8534 2 роки тому +6

      And they still under pay there employees

    • @mindsigh4
      @mindsigh4 2 роки тому +4

      @@JohnLeePedimore Pound+ now?

    • @derekskillzdakrazed1973
      @derekskillzdakrazed1973 2 роки тому +2

      In Quebec it's called Dollarama or dollar et plus lol Dollarama has stuff from 1.25$ - 4.25$..dollar et plus 1.25$ - 99.00$ lol

  • @jaymartin4166
    @jaymartin4166 Рік тому +1

    I lived in Naples Italy for three years,we don't know road rage. It's impossible to get over 30mph and when there's a accident they have a fist fight and go on there way.
    Back in the day hotels would have there name on their towels.

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 роки тому +8

    Tim, if you’re reading comments; you are SOOOO FUNNY you had me giggling through making breakfast and thank you for that! Every day should start with a laugh! ❤️😎😂👍🏻
    Edit to replace a misspelled word.🤦‍♀️

    • @HouseChainMethod
      @HouseChainMethod 2 роки тому +3

      It’s funny because I listened to Tim before bed. I was feeling stressed and he had me laughing.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you so much Molly!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      @@HouseChainMethod Thanks I appreciate it!

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 2 роки тому +2

    “The price says you’re pregnant before you open it.” 👍

  • @suzzanneturner5031
    @suzzanneturner5031 Рік тому +2

    You, sir, are an absolutely HILARIOUS Human Homayoon! Following!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому +1

      Thank you so much! I appreciate it

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 2 роки тому +8

    Wow the empty toilet paper rolls had me laughing so hard

  • @roberthunter6380
    @roberthunter6380 Рік тому +1

    Just saw this Adonis of a man, live on a Carnival Cruise. To those who leave hate comments are clearly showing your jealousy of this stud muffin of a man. Great job Mit.

  • @bryanr9533
    @bryanr9533 2 роки тому +26

    Thanks! It won't let me do an odd amount🥺. this low amount is not a reflection of your comedy but a reflection of my status. 👍

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you. I appreciate it!

  • @valerieannshort7109
    @valerieannshort7109 Рік тому +2

    My second time watching this! Cracked up!!!!!😅😅😅😅

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому +1

      Thanks again Valerie!

    • @valerieannshort7109
      @valerieannshort7109 Рік тому +1

      @@TIMHOMAYOON do you have other videos??

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому +1

      @@valerieannshort7109 Mostly just on my social media pages. Just put in Tim Homayoon. Thanks

    • @valerieannshort7109
      @valerieannshort7109 Рік тому

      @@TIMHOMAYOON ok thanks Tim!

  • @4nciite
    @4nciite 2 роки тому +3

    The home pregnancy tests from the dollar store are the exact same thing you get from the doctors office.

  • @valerieannshort7109
    @valerieannshort7109 2 роки тому +12

    Absolutely HILARIOUS! I cracked up at everything! Love this guy!!!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you so much Valerie!

  • @bloomingtonjoe
    @bloomingtonjoe 2 роки тому +2

    Brad Stine had a very similar bumper cars joke. Still effective 15 years later.

  • @kevinmaiuri6418
    @kevinmaiuri6418 2 роки тому +2

    i have a good idea about buying gift cards. Make sure to keep in mind what store or restaurant you are buying from in terms of pricing of the store or restaurant, and the money you put on the card. What I mean by this is if you buy a gift card for someone, put an amount of money on the card that allows the person to use the card atleast a couple of times, instead of being a cheapskate and putting enough on the card for the person to use it once, or not even once without them having to supplement the card balance with their own cash. Doing that is just messed up. Also make sure its to a place the person actually likes, regardless of how you feel about the place. Proper gift giving is where one person gives another person a gift that the person recieving the gift genuinely will most likely enjoy, regardless of how the giver feels about the item given, or the place a gift card was bought from. I'm speaking from personal experience of being on the receiving end of poor gift giving.

    • @timhomayoon8685
      @timhomayoon8685 2 роки тому

      I definitely agree. Sometimes I'll buy gift cards in bulk to save a little money as well.

  • @sammcbride2464
    @sammcbride2464 2 роки тому +2

    In NY, the CABs honk before the light turns green to make sure you are in drive and have you foot close to the gas.

  • @RadioStormOKC
    @RadioStormOKC Рік тому +3

    Just went to see comedian Tim Homayoon on the the Carnival Dream. He was very funny and entertaining to watch.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

      Thank you so much. The crowd on the Dream was amazing!

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 2 роки тому +2

    PMS watch…..in stitches.

  • @christinecrow1410
    @christinecrow1410 2 роки тому +1

    If my father would have thought about that peddle bike, he would have used it on my brother. Lol. RIP Daddy. Lucky Charms--very funny

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt Рік тому +1

    The show put him up at the Marriott Hotel, really? Impressed

  • @ETComic
    @ETComic 2 роки тому +6

    Very funny guy ! Great comic !

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому

      Thanks Eric! I appreciate it

  • @scottheswingman.2423
    @scottheswingman.2423 Рік тому +1

    Walmart use to have a no electronics return without receipt. I had a non opened Playstation that I received from my mom after my gf had given me one. Legit Walmart return, they wouldn't give me cash, gift card only. So I took the gift card and purchased enough random junk to cover the amount, then walked over to the return counter and said I would like my money back, I now have a receipt. I thought the managers head would explode, good times.

  • @arlothiaarien3181
    @arlothiaarien3181 2 роки тому +6

    Fun fact about the pregnancy test bit at the beginning - ALL pregnancy tests sold MUST meet certain requirements that include accuracy, so yes, you can get a home pregnancy test from the dollar store and it will work just as well as something you bought at the drug store or anywhere else.
    The more you know!
    This was a funny joke, I'm not being that stuck-up jerk who's all like "this joke is inaccurate blah blah blah" but I just can't help sharing a bit of trivia as well ;)

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 2 роки тому +2

    That bumper car idea sounds great.

  • @A-broken-clay-jar
    @A-broken-clay-jar 7 місяців тому +1

    I always fill up, and always at Costco, unless I am traveling. I never buy food at gas stations or popcorn at movies. I guess that would make me a mythological creature 😂

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 7 місяців тому

      Smart. My wife also has the Costco credit card so she gets cash back whenever she buys gas there

    • @A-broken-clay-jar
      @A-broken-clay-jar 7 місяців тому +1

      @@TIMHOMAYOONNot to mention the gas is much cheaper, especially on premium😂. In this economy, I am not going to turn down an opportunity to save ten dollars to fill up a tank 😂

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 7 місяців тому

      @@A-broken-clay-jar $10 buys you a lot at Costco

  • @ashleykorthauer1760
    @ashleykorthauer1760 2 роки тому +3

    We got the "flip-you-off-before-they-cut-you-offers" here in Texas, too!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Always love performing in Texas. Great crowds!

    • @0scJohnson0
      @0scJohnson0 2 роки тому +2

      I’ve had it happen to me. I think they are flipping us off because of the inconvenience of having to cut us off.

  • @hansamstel
    @hansamstel 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @SilentRio
    @SilentRio 2 роки тому +4

    Found him hilarious up until 10:11
    .
    Only joking haha 🤣 guy is hilarious. Been in want of some genuine laugh out loud stand-up!
    Cheers Tim and DB.

  • @beatwizerd1976
    @beatwizerd1976 10 місяців тому +1

    Ohan I loved your show dude!! Made me laugh busting a gut over here !! Cheers Tim.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 10 місяців тому

      Thank you I appreciate it

  • @mollysilverman6803
    @mollysilverman6803 2 роки тому +2

    Omgoodness I just a picture to Daddy day before yesterday of one of my silver hairs that fell out. 😂 And I am not just old; I am REALLY OLD. Per my daughter… 🤦‍♀️🤣❤️ I’ll take being old. Can’t change it! Embrace it! 👍🏻😎💕❤️

  • @leahwanjiru8557
    @leahwanjiru8557 2 роки тому +5

    You buy a gift card with their gift card🤣

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you for watching all the way to the end! I appreciate it

  • @richardoreas7768
    @richardoreas7768 2 роки тому +2

    This jokes are awesome!!!

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 2 роки тому +1

    Lol great stand up😄😁😆

  • @shelbiecarroll9815
    @shelbiecarroll9815 2 роки тому +4

    U are so funny enjoyed watching this 😂🤣

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you so much Shelbie!

  • @kittyp1569
    @kittyp1569 2 роки тому +3

    Love the material & love the gif card ideas!!!

  • @barowt
    @barowt Рік тому +1

    The laugh for the PMS watch joke at 11:48 LoL! The laugh is at 11:56.

  • @driggs2109
    @driggs2109 2 роки тому +15

    He's HILARIOUS!!! I'd love to see more of him! So clever and different! GREAT pick!!!

  • @USAlien234
    @USAlien234 2 роки тому +1

    I saw a home drug test at the dollar tree.
    I opened it at home, and inside was a joint.
    The instructions said If I smoked it then my results were positive.

  • @mackenzieallen2762
    @mackenzieallen2762 2 роки тому +3

    A Macy's gift card in the drink 😂

  • @alistarline
    @alistarline 2 роки тому +3

    We should all tip this guy he sounds like he’s been doing time in an office and that doesn’t even sound right.

  • @nonkisibanda4021
    @nonkisibanda4021 2 роки тому +1

    Fresh material. Nice.

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!

  • @preciousay7309
    @preciousay7309 2 роки тому +1

    good stuff lol

  • @fleabaglane
    @fleabaglane 2 роки тому +2

    He is good and good timing and has a good flow

  • @smoothoperator4672
    @smoothoperator4672 2 роки тому +4

    This deserved more laughs😂

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Рік тому +1

    He reminds me a bit of Tom Cotter and Sebastian Maniscalco

  • @edwatts9890
    @edwatts9890 2 роки тому +1

    Lucky Charms marshmallows are available in bags without the cereal at Big Lots stores.

    • @timhomayoon8685
      @timhomayoon8685 2 роки тому

      Too bad they didn't have that when I was a kid. I would've loved that!

  • @billydemartines5830
    @billydemartines5830 6 місяців тому +1

    Had fun watching live at JR's in Valencia

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 6 місяців тому

      Thanks I appreciate it!

  • @orangeboy0001
    @orangeboy0001 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣 Vey funny
    I have a huawei, sorry cannot tip
    Brilliant show

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому

      No problem. Thank you. I appreciate it.

  • @jasonsnider7605
    @jasonsnider7605 2 роки тому +1

    Spanking? Don't threaten me with a good time! 😉

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 Рік тому +1

    Love the gift card 😂! Funny guy ❤

  • @jayg1438
    @jayg1438 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of the oddest comment section I've seen in a while 😂. Good comedian, fresh stuff, iron out delivery a bit. He's good.

  • @ThatGuy678
    @ThatGuy678 2 роки тому +6

    Oh hey it's that ex-boyscout comedian

  • @queenie4937
    @queenie4937 2 роки тому +1

    I get so embarrassed when hubby take from the cart lmfaooo even if we are still checked in for a couple days 😫

  • @Traderjoe
    @Traderjoe 2 роки тому +5

    He is funny! The audience was a little flat that night

  • @vanessavictoriakilmer
    @vanessavictoriakilmer Рік тому +1

    You're very funny We enjoyed your shows - from blue-haired Nicky and his family.

  • @melodygrim471
    @melodygrim471 2 роки тому +3

    When I got divorced 21 years ago, at the age of 43, I had to start all over. My new apartment was decorated in what I called Early American Drug Rep! Viagra clock with the blue section on it and everything!

  • @potatoverycold3324
    @potatoverycold3324 2 роки тому +4

    Wish I could have done a custom amount

  • @Tina_nissi
    @Tina_nissi Рік тому +1

    Thanks

  • @88Shinto
    @88Shinto 2 роки тому +3

    TIM!...Great set!

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you! I appreciate it

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 7 місяців тому +1

    Ex Boy scouts love this guy. 😂

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 7 місяців тому +1

      We have meet up groups 😂

  • @katiedarlin
    @katiedarlin Рік тому +1

    My mother bless her doul would walk out of restaurants carrying her half full wine glass...after several months this sweet owner started topping her glass off at the door no charge

  • @GMITRUCKING
    @GMITRUCKING 2 роки тому +6

    He was really good 🔥🔥

  • @olivewoo522
    @olivewoo522 Рік тому +1

    I remember those masks 😅. The mouth had sharp edges and i would put my tongue through it. I could never breathe and always had to take it off between houses.

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

      Absolutely, the little slit you could barely fit a quarter through.

  • @alkinkade
    @alkinkade 2 роки тому +1

    Great Job, LMAOROTF
    Much Love Bud...

  • @tsarv7707
    @tsarv7707 2 роки тому +1

    Wow! This guy is hysterical!🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks I appreciate it!

    • @tsarv7707
      @tsarv7707 2 роки тому +1

      @@TIMHOMAYOON are you on tour? I am in Utah, but haven't hadn't had the opportunity to go to dry bar, although I watch the content regularly. Are you on social media? I am not the "typical " Utahn, but I loved your set! I'm going to try and support you, I don't have money but I can watch and share! You should be a super star!!😁🤗👍🏼

  • @carolinapichardo2073
    @carolinapichardo2073 2 роки тому +1

    Is a game 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @susand
    @susand 2 роки тому +3

    Loved it! Very funny! 💗

    • @TIMHOMAYOON
      @TIMHOMAYOON 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks I appreciate it Susan!

  • @kaylathompson9421
    @kaylathompson9421 9 днів тому +1

    Very funny guy!