I only stuck around until season 2 when I was a kid and it wasn’t until the videos when I realized this episode existed lol ps. HUGE fan of your channel! Even got me gf into your vids after watching the LA shootout vid together lol
i think theyre forgetting the most important part to the zombie... it only attacks living prey so im pretty sure they would ignore a vampire like they do each other
Particularly if it's the world war Z types like HE keeps positing himself. He uses it as an advantage when he can, he should take the cons too. I'm pretty sure being undead means you're "terminal" and thereby would be ignored by the WWZ dead-heads.
@@night6724 Honestly that's the one I wanted them to do mostly because it's a 5v5 between two highly intelligent, and highly dangerous superhuman monsters, and yes werewolves are intelligent as not only is it human intellect combined with the ferocity and instincts of a wolf but contrary to what a lot of fiction will have you believe werewolves are not solitary predators like actual wolves they are pack hunters you want a good example of werewolves hunting in a pack watch the underrated British made film Dog Soldiers.
And they're decaying. Wasn't World War Z based on the Zombie Survival Guide? That dude just leaving out the fact that his team would be more fragile than a human?
The bald guy is a combat vet Navy SEAL who dies a couple years ago of brain cancer. He started a group called NDCQ, Not Dead Can’t Quit which has inspired many people facing life challenges across the gamut. He’s a true and genuine hero. He left behind 2 very young children
I'm embarrassed by the amount of Nerd Rage this episode caused me when I saw it, and even the frustration it still gives me today because _THE VAMPIRE IS ALREADY FUCKING DEAD AND CANNOT BE INFECTED BY A NEWLY-INTRODUCED PATHOGEN._
Counter point! They introduce this as a modem vampire, which COULD be like a 28 days later variation, where it is a still a biologically living human who is still susceptible to viruses! And you know these kinds of nerdy conversations were happening backstage during the episode lmao
@@bleachedraptor131Do you mean I Am Legend vampires? Cause a vampire virus that works like the 28 Days Later rage virus would kill them off in a matter of months (maybe years, there's a staggered re-infection). Even if we are talking about I Am Legend vampires, I thought their genetics/DNA had changed so much they were essentially an entirely different species and therefore, might very well be immune to infections like the rage virus. I'm more likely to believe they'd be carriers but not actually suffer any effects.
@@kinagrill well not a classical vampire at least, but like I said a variant. Variations of movie monsters with tweaked rules exist all the time. I mean heck, just look at how much of an umbrella terms zombie has become to the layman
I guess an angry spirit possessing a corpse is also... a zombie then? not a like a Revenant? I do not agree that those 'modern vampires' are vampires.@@bleachedraptor131
@@gilessaint-loup2426 To be fair Vampire couldn't be infected with the Zombie Virus. A Vampire isn't The Living Dead. It is an Undead. Also a Vampire is technically a demon. Traditionally it is a supernatural entity that would be immune to pretty much all disease.
When they said they were gonna blindfold the “strongmen” I just imagined them accidentally grabbing on to the smallest strong guy and ripping him apart. Him screaming and them just thinking “Damn they made this super realistic!”
Fun fact: Max Brooks is actually the son of famous actor/writer Mel Brooks. I.E. the man who gave us such great movies as Spaceballs, The Producers, and Young Frankenstein.
@@TheMonkeygoneape He was also a senior fellow at the Modern War Institute at West Point and is an expert on multiple national security subjects. He has on several occasions consulted with the military on disaster preparedness and, I shit you not, zombie defense tactics.
One issue I immediately have with this episode is that since the two “warriors” are fictional, there isn’t just one consensus about what they are and are not capable of. Some zombies walk, others run. Some vampires are killed by sunlight, others aren’t.
Honestly, that could be rewritten into a straight up short film of a match. Let’s say it’s a master vampire with access to some of the fancier vampire powers and magic, along with his lesser vampire followers that are strictly physical. They come across some slow zombies at first, and then eventually we get some sprinters on top of some more ridiculous mutants and tanks straight out of Left 4 Dead. Both sides basically evolving in power as the match progresses.
Bodily function is a word....granted a vague term that could mean anything from cellular respiration to synaptic impulse. It would be slightly less stupid if it said body functionality (same vague term) but bodily functionality? Wtf?
6:12 is the timestamp. They messed up "hand-to-hand combat" as well. I'm not sure how you score "No sweat" or "Zombies." To this day I can't really fathom how they went from a fun show with some science to this absolute farce. I didn't watch it. I didn't really watch much past Season 2.
Ive always said that these shows are designed to look like adult shows to a child but its actually for children to feel cool and older watching “adult” TV, but its really made for them
This reminds me of two little boys just making shit up as they go lmao. "My monster can run 6 times faster than an athlete" "Yeah well my monster is like 30 monsters" And honestly aren't vampire just like, objectively better zombies? lol
Yeah, the zombies if anything are thralls of the vampires making, probably bonded to their will. A zombie is a pike of walking rot, and a vampirr is like the flash watched too much mind freak.
Fun fact: Death Battle was completely inspired by Deadliest Warrior (Chad James and Ben Singer have confirmed this numerous times in interviews). So if it wasn't for Deadliest Warrior, we likely wouldn't have the awesomeness that is Death Battle either.
I had a good giggle the other day thinking about how that one dude went to medical college for half a decade just to end up telling a group of mouth-breathing muscle fatties that a body needs a head to live.
As a huge fan of both Buffy and Supernatural, I look forward to being forced to watch this episode of Deadliest Warrior on a loop for all eternity in Hell as punishment for my misdeeds.
Max Brooks is a madman. Went to a convention once and during his panel, he verbally destroyed a zombie fan in front of a room of a hundred or so people for asking a “dumb” question. One of the most bizarre con memories I have.
Yet you bring up how George Romero (the guy whose movies inspired his books) hated World War Z and just the idea of a zombie survival guide, and he gets a little heated.
Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part 1, Spaceballs, and more) so I imagine he probably had a pretty wild upbringing that could explain some of his eccentricities 😂
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Romero thought fast zombies were dumb in general. I don't think the zombies in the book were supposed to be fast zombies though.
I think what’s funny about this episode is that the Vampire guys were like “We’re talking about the MODERN Vampire, and he has super-strength and super-speed, and he has NO garlic allergy!!” Which is like… Cool, dude, you just decided to have your vampires be the superhuman ones, seems only fair to have the Zombie team choose World War Z style zombies, or Left 4 Dead style zombies lmao
The idea that the bald guy came in, did nothing and not only got paid but also was a character in the Deadliest Warrior fighting game is almost as insane as the idea of them thinking Deadliest warrior needed a video game
to be fair, zombie mythology before George Romero is largely different from what we know it as today. pop culture created our understanding of a zombie, while vampires, though they've changed over time, are still largely similar to their original mythology
Main question i haven't seen brought up is since vampires are basically undead, wouldn't a virus that causes you to become undead do nothing? In at least one source media, wouldn't tainted blood just make them sick like a cold? I highly doubt a vampire would bite a zombie if that were the case.
I was such a HUGE fan of Deadliest Warrior I watched every season and came back for more waiting to know which historical warriors were next to step in the bloody Battlefield. The way Deadliest Warrior ended is the worst fate you could ever give it .I would like to know who's responsible for ending the show in three seasons and who decided to end the show with two movie creatures.You would think the show would end on a high note like a battle between historical Kings. Nope instead somebody decided to end the show on fucking zombies versus vampires.
The hyper-specific statistic that a vampire is at least !!! SIX TIMES !!!! The strength of a top athlete was sending me to begin with, but the fact it was mentioned three times was the cherry on top lmaooo
The funny thing is that 6x a top athlete's strength is a horrendous lowball for most fictional Vampires. Even the Twilight Vampires were fast enough to move at blur speeds and had skin/muscle more durable than Diamond. They would have kicked these Vampires asses and the Zombies wouldn't even be able to bite through the skin.
I find this honestly facinating, cause all these authors and fiction writers magiaclly forgot. Vampires Regenerate, so blood loss is off the table Vampires are immune to disease, so they can't turn into most types of zombies.
Well the Vampires they were using were the 30 Days of Night Vampires aka the "Realistic version of a Vampire" so no Health Regeneration or immunity to disease.
@@kinagrill Pretty much even in the OG comic version of 30 Days of Night the lead hero the sheriff when he heard the description of them doubted they were vampires and thought they were mutated humans on some sort of mutagenic version PCP.
@@derrickhaggard The comics don't really stick to that much. They're capable of regeneration, it's just not the kind of instantaneous Wolverine-stuff you think of. A vampire in the comics had his arm blown off, and was able to reattach another arm from some random dude he killed and within a couple of nights it was fully attached, blood vessels and all, with zero rejection, no infection, and no loss of functionality. That's pretty impressive, but in a fight where they're being disemboweled and/or being torn to ribbons by rabid hordes, it's not going to help all that much.
I mean honestly I'd love to watch a fantasy version of Deadliest Warrior. Imagine if they had like Goblins vs Imps or some shit. That would be so funny to see what kind of nightmarish CGI they'd come up with lmao
I'd watch this. Go through the monster book of monsters and just start throwing things against each other. Griffon vs Sphinx, leviathan vs kraken, mermaid vs siren. Lets go!
Really man if we are honest with ourselves. If they put every fantasy race in a hat, pulled out 2, then just made a movie about them fighting for 2hrs. We would pay to see that.
The zombie guy is the son of world famous director Mel Brooks. I remember when this came out it was also a Halloween episode which makes more sense as to why it was chosen.
@@BigBoysIncCEO my reply is 5 months late because I never saw it but since I rewatched the video, I did. I definitely think the reason he was able to write the books to begin with was because of his father. I agree with that with it seems like what we were both saying in a round about way.
Wwz is actually my favorite book. It's incredibly well written and it has a surprising message of hope. Humanity came to the brink and survived and took earth back from the dead. Max brooks actually wrote the book sitting beside his newborn son who was in intensive care. You can tell when his son pulled through because the book gets much more hopeful. If anyone hasn't read it I highly recommend it. It really does give you a sense of hope when the world seems bleak. If humanity can face extinction and win. You can face a rough day and win. I hope everyone is doing well, and if you're not just know this random stranger on the internet is rooting for you and hopes you make it.
I feel like every single episode of "Deadliest Warrior" is tied for dumbest episode ever. Whether that's a first place tie or a last place tie is up to you.
Some of them had actual good science to them, like how a Musketeer Breastplate could deflect the Chinese 3-barrel gun's projectile and thus giving a higher survival chance to a musketeer merely from the fact that anything but a neck, throat or headshot would be immediately lethal.
‘The karate guy’ was actually my old instructor and a good friend of my dads. His name is Leif Becker and he holds the world record for most boards broken in 24hrs. Also being on this show was the stupid decision he ever made, great video.
The bald guy was also the host of the show future weapons that was on the military channel. So he’s mostly a weapons expert. Most likely why he didn’t really do anything in this episode.
Richard Mackowicz. Dude is a real deal Special Forces sniper. Unfortunately brain cancer got him and he's been gone for quite some time but I always loved seeing him host military shows.
14:28 You picked a bad episode for the bald guy. Usually, he analyses the warrior's historical tactics but since it's zombie vs Vampires, he doesn't have much to do
I watched Deadliest Warrior around the same time you did and what I loved is that eventually you could tell that they were running out of “Warriors” and just started picking random things to fight each other
Rest in peace to Richard "Mack" Machowicz. Great guy, and a phenomenal addition to the show's third season. As silly as this show was overall, Mack is super legit in deserves a ton of respect. Geoffrey Desmoulin is also a very intelligent individual and an expert at biomechanics and accident reconstruction, as well as a fairly accomplished martial artist in his own right, although that doesn't always come across in the show.
@@alejandrobarrett5367 TBH I feel like seeing the books he wrote get turned into a movie that wasn't representative at all of his books and ended up flopping might have contributed to that. Or maybe he's just having fun, LMAO It looks fun.
I remember watching the post episode discussion, he seemed legitimately upset about the outcome. A lot of episodes feature the "experts" really hamming it up, I think his was actually one of the more authentic intensities.
my notes from this episode are, use notepad++, Max Brooks is a madman and I assume consumed the other Max to gain his power, and Deadliest Warrior is a time altering SCP
Max Brooks is a weird dude but the work he did on World War Z prompted the government to reach out and ask him to work on some disaster preparation council or something to that effect
It's a joke that the vampire turns into a zombie at the end. 'An undead creatures becomes an undead creature.' I didn't think that was a thing or a possibility in the world of gothic horror.
I remember when this episode premiered, they made like this whole big thing of it and they hyped it up like crazy. And then as anyone could have predicted it turned out SO DUMB
As a massive fan of this show, this is where I gave up on it, and I'm guessing a lot of other people gave up on it too cause the show was doing decently even in season 3 until THIS episode and then it disappeared off the face of the earth, didn't even get reruns as far as I remember.
I always took the zombie vs vampire episode as a fun/funny Halloween episode. Which is what it was if I remember correctly. The episode that legit pissed me off the most was Celt vs Persian Immortal. The Immortal was in a chariot while the Celt was on foot, in spite of the fact that the Celts were KNOWN for being absolute master charioteers. The Celt absolutely would have destroyed the Immortal of it had been a balanced fight. I never put a ton of stock in the show, I always just thought it was kinda fun to watch , but I remember that episode actually making me upset
The Celt did have a chariot. It's just that the Persian's chariot scythe immediately destroyed the Celt's wheel, forcing him to fight on foot while the Persian still had his ride.
I ADORED this show when I was a kid and it was one of the reasons why I love history today. But looking back on it, there are so many inaccuracies with the warriors and the banter and “trash talk”between the experts makes me cringe. Still I’m thankful for it existing and shaping my interests today.
If I remember correctly, the reason the show didn't get renewed was because the computer guy who replaced Max was always introduced as "a former Green Beret" which was actually a complete lie.
The US military is weird when it comes to unit patches. Take the rangers as an example as you can be part of the regiment in a support unit and wear the scroll. You can go thru jump school where you earn your ranger tab and be considered to be ranger qualified. The only way to be considered to be a ranger is to earn your tab and make it to the regiment. I believe it is the same with the green berets except once you go thru the Qschool you are authorized to wear the green beret. the programmer was in a support unit with the green berets.
@@stevewilson6723 jump school gets you your airborne badge. Ranger School gets you the Ranger Tab (both of which are different from RASP which gets you the Ranger Scroll). But yah, this guy was a Special Forces Enabler, not a green beret.
I mean as a doctor he should know that vampires are also dead thus have no heart beat or blood pressure and can't bleed out. There is a reason Vampires are usually paired again werewolves. It's because they are actually equal. Zombies are no match for either.
I always felt the obvious sequel for season 4 was "Vampire Hunters vs Anti Zombie soldier" conparing a modern vampire slayer, with a crossbow or serious CQC weapon, against a soldier armored in anti bite gear with a semi auto rifle or lobo.
tf, how did I not know that? Also, I thought Mel Brooks died ages back, but it turns out he's still alive; apparently he's finally making History of the World Part 2
@@NormalPersonCommenting Yes he is, and a trailer for it just dropped recently. Only saw it once but I think they even make the joke about people thinking he died already too.
@@NormalPersonCommenting side note: if your into zombies/ zombie lore and all that good stuff definitely check out M.B.'s books World War Z: (please do not associate the movie with this book) this is a fantastic, highly detailed and researched book documenting people from all over the world right after the zombie War has ended and how each country and various people dealt with the zombie "apocalypse". His 1st book is the Zombie Survival guide. This book reads as a straight forward, well thought out highly detailed survival handbook(happens to take place during) a zombie apocalypse. If you want a story I highly recommend WWZ. ZSG is a fun satirical survival guide and a good companion to WWZ.
This was the episode I checked out of. Cute idea for a Halloween special, but then you remember it’s technically the series finale. There was a lot of passion from the people who worked on the show and all of a sudden it ends with this geek fest of an episode. I knew the show wasn’t coming back, and my dad who I watched it with literally left the room in anger because of how stupid it was, he was a black belt in three different martial arts and a 2 time military veteran, it’s understandable how pissed he was at this.
Fun fact - Max Brooks, the author of World War Z, is the son of comedy genius Mel Brooks who made such awesome movies as Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ;-)
I actually want to know if there are a lot of outtakes on this, because the stuff they were saying with a completely straight face was hilarious. I bet behind the scenes their was a lot of laughter…. Just making bets with each other on who could say the most outlandish thing without cracking a smile….There’s no way they kept their serious demeanor when the cameras weren’t rolling
Eh, I didn't mind it. Just having a little fun using the same type of arguments we all had with our friends as kids. Who would win between Captain America and Batman? Master Chief or the Doomslayer? Jason Bourne or James Bond? A Wookie or a Klingon?
@@puffdaddy69 my grandma is the goat she makes these chocolate oatmeal peanut butter things every holiday she calls them cow patties and they're fucking great
First 10 comments. We win I’m so happy I came across your channel. You’re absolutely amazing and hilarious. Thank you for making the hard choices so we didn’t have to 🤣😂
How is a Vampire's intelligence "off the charts"? They're just people. Becoming a Vampire doesn't make you any smarter as far as established lore goes.
If I recall correctly (at least from Dracula) short term intelligence you actually become stagnant and you're pretty much stuck in centuries old thinking
Even if this wasn't scheduled to be the final episode of the series beforehand, I think it would have been the final episode either way. This episode was the definition of jumping the shark.
Still love that Max Brooks did this. The guy's the son of arguably the most influential comedian ever and he focused his career on Zombies and World War 1
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Sweet
He is the man
The mad lad only went and did it
What a stud 👌🏻👌🏻
Mad lad
Bro this episode went so hard when I was 9
I only stuck around until season 2 when I was a kid and it wasn’t until the videos when I realized this episode existed lol
ps. HUGE fan of your channel! Even got me gf into your vids after watching the LA shootout vid together lol
You guys are very similar in humor and presentation I watch both channels
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hi dad
Brought back memories
i think theyre forgetting the most important part to the zombie... it only attacks living prey so im pretty sure they would ignore a vampire like they do each other
I honestly think they did Vamps vs Zombies because they didn't have the budget to do Vampires vs Werewolves
Particularly if it's the world war Z types like HE keeps positing himself. He uses it as an advantage when he can, he should take the cons too. I'm pretty sure being undead means you're "terminal" and thereby would be ignored by the WWZ dead-heads.
@@pop000690 imagine a 5 v 5 Vampire vs Werewolf
@@night6724 Honestly that's the one I wanted them to do mostly because it's a 5v5 between two highly intelligent, and highly dangerous superhuman monsters, and yes werewolves are intelligent as not only is it human intellect combined with the ferocity and instincts of a wolf but contrary to what a lot of fiction will have you believe werewolves are not solitary predators like actual wolves they are pack hunters you want a good example of werewolves hunting in a pack watch the underrated British made film Dog Soldiers.
And they're decaying. Wasn't World War Z based on the Zombie Survival Guide? That dude just leaving out the fact that his team would be more fragile than a human?
The bald guy is a combat vet Navy SEAL who dies a couple years ago of brain cancer. He started a group called NDCQ, Not Dead Can’t Quit which has inspired many people facing life challenges across the gamut. He’s a true and genuine hero. He left behind 2 very young children
He was awesome I remember watching every show he was hosting on. RIP Mackowicz.
OK eso es malo ,ya le quitaste toda la gracia al episodio....bueno no tanto solo un poco
Least he left them behind. Woulda been pretty crazy if he took them with him.
Damn, Mack died? Fair winds and following seas.
Wasn't he the host of Future Weapons? That show was so cool
I'm embarrassed by the amount of Nerd Rage this episode caused me when I saw it, and even the frustration it still gives me today because _THE VAMPIRE IS ALREADY FUCKING DEAD AND CANNOT BE INFECTED BY A NEWLY-INTRODUCED PATHOGEN._
Counter point! They introduce this as a modem vampire, which COULD be like a 28 days later variation, where it is a still a biologically living human who is still susceptible to viruses! And you know these kinds of nerdy conversations were happening backstage during the episode lmao
@@bleachedraptor131Do you mean I Am Legend vampires? Cause a vampire virus that works like the 28 Days Later rage virus would kill them off in a matter of months (maybe years, there's a staggered re-infection). Even if we are talking about I Am Legend vampires, I thought their genetics/DNA had changed so much they were essentially an entirely different species and therefore, might very well be immune to infections like the rage virus. I'm more likely to believe they'd be carriers but not actually suffer any effects.
@@bleachedraptor131 So not a vampire, but a superhuman post-human predator that drinks blood.
@@kinagrill well not a classical vampire at least, but like I said a variant. Variations of movie monsters with tweaked rules exist all the time. I mean heck, just look at how much of an umbrella terms zombie has become to the layman
I guess an angry spirit possessing a corpse is also... a zombie then? not a like a Revenant? I do not agree that those 'modern vampires' are vampires.@@bleachedraptor131
Max Brooks was clearly salty about losing because he has since written an actual comic book about vampires vs zombies.
Oh yeah he was legit steaming in the Aftermath episode I'm not even joking lol
The Zombies died, but the virus lived on....
So who won?
@@joe9739 I think that's the one thing people forgot.
@@gilessaint-loup2426 To be fair Vampire couldn't be infected with the Zombie Virus. A Vampire isn't The Living Dead. It is an Undead. Also a Vampire is technically a demon. Traditionally it is a supernatural entity that would be immune to pretty much all disease.
@@joe9739 Hmm 🤔
When they said they were gonna blindfold the “strongmen” I just imagined them accidentally grabbing on to the smallest strong guy and ripping him apart. Him screaming and them just thinking “Damn they made this super realistic!”
LOL. *high five* Thanks. I needed that laugh. Picturing that was hilarious.
Fun fact: Max Brooks is actually the son of famous actor/writer Mel Brooks. I.E. the man who gave us such great movies as Spaceballs, The Producers, and Young Frankenstein.
wait actually? that actually is a fun fact
@@TheMonkeygoneape He was also a senior fellow at the Modern War Institute at West Point and is an expert on multiple national security subjects. He has on several occasions consulted with the military on disaster preparedness and, I shit you not, zombie defense tactics.
And here is Chris James referring to him as "that crazy guy"
and "world war Z" (much better than the brad pitt movie) and "Zombie survival guide" are fun reads
One issue I immediately have with this episode is that since the two “warriors” are fictional, there isn’t just one consensus about what they are and are not capable of. Some zombies walk, others run. Some vampires are killed by sunlight, others aren’t.
Honestly, that could be rewritten into a straight up short film of a match. Let’s say it’s a master vampire with access to some of the fancier vampire powers and magic, along with his lesser vampire followers that are strictly physical. They come across some slow zombies at first, and then eventually we get some sprinters on top of some more ridiculous mutants and tanks straight out of Left 4 Dead.
Both sides basically evolving in power as the match progresses.
Not only did they spell "intelligence" wrong on that Notepad document, they also had "Bodily functionality" as a factor which just sounds absurd.
It’s just the rate of their incontinence flow 😅
Bodily function is a word....granted a vague term that could mean anything from cellular respiration to synaptic impulse. It would be slightly less stupid if it said body functionality (same vague term) but bodily functionality? Wtf?
6:12 is the timestamp. They messed up "hand-to-hand combat" as well. I'm not sure how you score "No sweat" or "Zombies."
To this day I can't really fathom how they went from a fun show with some science to this absolute farce. I didn't watch it. I didn't really watch much past Season 2.
Ive always said that these shows are designed to look like adult shows to a child but its actually for children to feel cool and older watching “adult” TV, but its really made for them
This reminds me of two little boys just making shit up as they go lmao.
"My monster can run 6 times faster than an athlete"
"Yeah well my monster is like 30 monsters"
And honestly aren't vampire just like, objectively better zombies? lol
Yeah, the zombies if anything are thralls of the vampires making, probably bonded to their will. A zombie is a pike of walking rot, and a vampirr is like the flash watched too much mind freak.
All I’m gonna say, is I don’t know anyone with a thing for zombies nor many people without a thing with vampires 🤷🏻♀️
@@sourgreendolly7685 We prefer the term 'Hopeless Necromantics" and we exist lolol
I mean in some lore zombies\ghouls are what happens when vampires convert none Virgins, or bite but don't offer their blood.
That's why they did the 63:1 ratio
Fun fact: Death Battle was completely inspired by Deadliest Warrior (Chad James and Ben Singer have confirmed this numerous times in interviews). So if it wasn't for Deadliest Warrior, we likely wouldn't have the awesomeness that is Death Battle either.
As a fellow Death Battle fan, I was actually thinking that Deadliest Warrior was a precursor to Death Battle. Glad that it’s true.
Death battle is just as bad lol
At least death battle is a lot more functional in who really would win.
@@KotoCrash yeah, they should've hired Max to do the high-tech computer simulation thingy
@@kinagrill not really, i mean Kerby beating majin buu was wrong on so many levels for example
I had a good giggle the other day thinking about how that one dude went to medical college for half a decade just to end up telling a group of mouth-breathing muscle fatties that a body needs a head to live.
Lolol. That had me rolling
He's on Untold stores of the Er I believe. Stories about gruesome injuries he's dealt with irl
Whatever he can do to get that paycheck since he’s probably still paying off college debit since it ain’t cheap to attend medical college
Trust me he knew what he was infor 80% of the medical field is telling mouth breathers basic knowledge
They said (I think at some point in this video) that he was an ER trauma surgeon in LA.
As a huge fan of both Buffy and Supernatural, I look forward to being forced to watch this episode of Deadliest Warrior on a loop for all eternity in Hell as punishment for my misdeeds.
Max Brooks is a madman. Went to a convention once and during his panel, he verbally destroyed a zombie fan in front of a room of a hundred or so people for asking a “dumb” question. One of the most bizarre con memories I have.
What was the question?
@@BlankxxPage probably something dumb
Yet you bring up how George Romero (the guy whose movies inspired his books) hated World War Z and just the idea of a zombie survival guide, and he gets a little heated.
Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part 1, Spaceballs, and more) so I imagine he probably had a pretty wild upbringing that could explain some of his eccentricities 😂
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Romero thought fast zombies were dumb in general.
I don't think the zombies in the book were supposed to be fast zombies though.
I think what’s funny about this episode is that the Vampire guys were like “We’re talking about the MODERN Vampire, and he has super-strength and super-speed, and he has NO garlic allergy!!”
Which is like… Cool, dude, you just decided to have your vampires be the superhuman ones, seems only fair to have the Zombie team choose World War Z style zombies, or Left 4 Dead style zombies lmao
The idea that the bald guy came in, did nothing and not only got paid but also was a character in the Deadliest Warrior fighting game is almost as insane as the idea of them thinking Deadliest warrior needed a video game
That game was fun for like 1 day between me and friends.
They actually thought it needed 2 games
He was a Navy Seal or some shit. Made sense to have him in the game as the “modern” warrior.
Wasn’t it just basically Blaze Blue, or Bushido Blade but with Deadliest Warrior?
Aye if you look the part lol you look the part 😂
Fun Fact: The Max replacement guy lied about both being a Green Beret and about his computer expertise.
I feel like they should have used folklore and mythology instead of pop culture and movies for this.
Yeah they should’ve called up Thomas G Aylesworth
This was peak Zombie and Vampire fever.
There was not the appetite for folklore that there is now.
I agree that it would have improved it
to be fair, zombie mythology before George Romero is largely different from what we know it as today. pop culture created our understanding of a zombie, while vampires, though they've changed over time, are still largely similar to their original mythology
Too much work, just use Hollywood shenanigans
I love how they test the zombie, then they're like, "Ok, so the vampire is like that, but 6 times stronger. Let's see which is stronger."
the fact that they're putting all their 'stats' into fucking notepad is just too much for me
Main question i haven't seen brought up is since vampires are basically undead, wouldn't a virus that causes you to become undead do nothing? In at least one source media, wouldn't tainted blood just make them sick like a cold? I highly doubt a vampire would bite a zombie if that were the case.
It’s just one of those things where it depends on the writer. Both are supernatural, so it can go either way.
I was such a HUGE fan of Deadliest Warrior I watched every season and came back for more waiting to know which historical warriors were next to step in the bloody Battlefield. The way Deadliest Warrior ended is the worst fate you could ever give it .I would like to know who's responsible for ending the show in three seasons and who decided to end the show with two movie creatures.You would think the show would end on a high note like a battle between historical Kings. Nope instead somebody decided to end the show on fucking zombies versus vampires.
Yeah I would have loved to see Richard I vs Saladin or something
@@joshrathbun1616 that would have been interesting
Hannibal Barca would be a good watch.
@@DaveyFish1 better than zombies versus vampires for sure
Who won
@8:14 I legit thought they had the dog and gator fighting each other and was completely blown away that that wasn't addressed lol
The hyper-specific statistic that a vampire is at least !!! SIX TIMES !!!! The strength of a top athlete was sending me to begin with, but the fact it was mentioned three times was the cherry on top lmaooo
And which kind of athlete? Are we talking a power lifter? Long distance runner? Golfer?
@@electroduval831 I think they probably meant like 6 times a top athlete in any thing you could think of
@@Viper-dz2kw so vampires would be great table tennis players?
The funny thing is that 6x a top athlete's strength is a horrendous lowball for most fictional Vampires. Even the Twilight Vampires were fast enough to move at blur speeds and had skin/muscle more durable than Diamond. They would have kicked these Vampires asses and the Zombies wouldn't even be able to bite through the skin.
@@electroduval831Are we putting esports athletes in there too? What about special Olympics athletes?
I find this honestly facinating, cause all these authors and fiction writers magiaclly forgot.
Vampires Regenerate, so blood loss is off the table
Vampires are immune to disease, so they can't turn into most types of zombies.
Well the Vampires they were using were the 30 Days of Night Vampires aka the "Realistic version of a Vampire" so no Health Regeneration or immunity to disease.
So not a vampire but a rabies induced mutant@@derrickhaggard
@@kinagrill Pretty much even in the OG comic version of 30 Days of Night the lead hero the sheriff when he heard the description of them doubted they were vampires and thought they were mutated humans on some sort of mutagenic version PCP.
@@derrickhaggard The comics don't really stick to that much. They're capable of regeneration, it's just not the kind of instantaneous Wolverine-stuff you think of. A vampire in the comics had his arm blown off, and was able to reattach another arm from some random dude he killed and within a couple of nights it was fully attached, blood vessels and all, with zero rejection, no infection, and no loss of functionality. That's pretty impressive, but in a fight where they're being disemboweled and/or being torn to ribbons by rabid hordes, it's not going to help all that much.
I mean honestly I'd love to watch a fantasy version of Deadliest Warrior. Imagine if they had like Goblins vs Imps or some shit. That would be so funny to see what kind of nightmarish CGI they'd come up with lmao
so Death Battle?
@@lightdemon2169 was just about to say lol like almost the exact same format
Like this?
I'd watch this. Go through the monster book of monsters and just start throwing things against each other. Griffon vs Sphinx, leviathan vs kraken, mermaid vs siren. Lets go!
Really man if we are honest with ourselves. If they put every fantasy race in a hat, pulled out 2, then just made a movie about them fighting for 2hrs. We would pay to see that.
Fun fact: Max Brooks is actually the son of Mel Brooks, the actor. This makes me think the whole zombie obsession is an incredible Kauffman-esque bit.
The zombie guy is the son of world famous director Mel Brooks. I remember when this came out it was also a Halloween episode which makes more sense as to why it was chosen.
I was just hoping it was a Halloween episode.
He was also chosen because he’s written two of the most successful zombie books ever but I can agree his bloodline probably helped him a lot
@@BigBoysIncCEO my reply is 5 months late because I never saw it but since I rewatched the video, I did. I definitely think the reason he was able to write the books to begin with was because of his father. I agree with that with it seems like what we were both saying in a round about way.
Wwz is actually my favorite book. It's incredibly well written and it has a surprising message of hope. Humanity came to the brink and survived and took earth back from the dead. Max brooks actually wrote the book sitting beside his newborn son who was in intensive care. You can tell when his son pulled through because the book gets much more hopeful. If anyone hasn't read it I highly recommend it. It really does give you a sense of hope when the world seems bleak. If humanity can face extinction and win. You can face a rough day and win. I hope everyone is doing well, and if you're not just know this random stranger on the internet is rooting for you and hopes you make it.
I feel like every single episode of "Deadliest Warrior" is tied for dumbest episode ever. Whether that's a first place tie or a last place tie is up to you.
then you missed this one...
Indeed. I would enjoy to see debunking of that crap
Sounds like somebody's favorites lost the battles
@Alex Ferrana man I'd love to see Skallagrim or Metatron tear this show to pieces.
Some of them had actual good science to them, like how a Musketeer Breastplate could deflect the Chinese 3-barrel gun's projectile and thus giving a higher survival chance to a musketeer merely from the fact that anything but a neck, throat or headshot would be immediately lethal.
‘The karate guy’ was actually my old instructor and a good friend of my dads. His name is Leif Becker and he holds the world record for most boards broken in 24hrs. Also being on this show was the stupid decision he ever made, great video.
The bald guy was also the host of the show future weapons that was on the military channel. So he’s mostly a weapons expert. Most likely why he didn’t really do anything in this episode.
I remember that. I was wondering why he looked so familiar.
He is a former Navy Seal who has sadly passed
Richard Mackowicz. Dude is a real deal Special Forces sniper. Unfortunately brain cancer got him and he's been gone for quite some time but I always loved seeing him host military shows.
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You picked a bad episode for the bald guy.
Usually, he analyses the warrior's historical tactics but since it's zombie vs Vampires, he doesn't have much to do
I watched Deadliest Warrior around the same time you did and what I loved is that eventually you could tell that they were running out of “Warriors” and just started picking random things to fight each other
Rest in peace to Richard "Mack" Machowicz. Great guy, and a phenomenal addition to the show's third season. As silly as this show was overall, Mack is super legit in deserves a ton of respect. Geoffrey Desmoulin is also a very intelligent individual and an expert at biomechanics and accident reconstruction, as well as a fairly accomplished martial artist in his own right, although that doesn't always come across in the show.
Some people re talking sh*t of him in the coments.
I choose to believe Max Brooks tapped into his dad’s comedic roots and had a great time pretending to be super intense about this
Yeah I was also thinking there must be a bit of irony there, but in general Max Brooks seems like a pretty intense dude lol.
@@alejandrobarrett5367 TBH I feel like seeing the books he wrote get turned into a movie that wasn't representative at all of his books and ended up flopping might have contributed to that.
Or maybe he's just having fun, LMAO It looks fun.
I remember watching the post episode discussion, he seemed legitimately upset about the outcome. A lot of episodes feature the "experts" really hamming it up, I think his was actually one of the more authentic intensities.
@@StargazerSkyscraper World War Z didn't flop though?
@@StargazerSkyscraper yeah the movie was so pathetic and stupid fr
my notes from this episode are, use notepad++, Max Brooks is a madman and I assume consumed the other Max to gain his power, and Deadliest Warrior is a time altering SCP
I remember when this episode came out and me and my 13 year old mind thought this was the COOLEST thing ever!😂
that was me
Same! I had also read World War Z and was a huge fan of Mel Brooks (his son Max wrote the book) so i was SO excited to see him too, haha
@@ReelScreams lol I remember in middle school doing a book report on WWZ
I was 25-30 years old and still thought this was the coolest thing ever.
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Better days
I remember this episode. I couldn’t believe how seriously grown men were taking fictional characters.
Max Brooks is a weird dude but the work he did on World War Z prompted the government to reach out and ask him to work on some disaster preparation council or something to that effect
It's a joke that the vampire turns into a zombie at the end.
'An undead creatures becomes an undead creature.'
I didn't think that was a thing or a possibility in the world of gothic horror.
Turning a vampire into a vampire/zombie would simply make them even more insane.
This episode tore my family apart my dad was a vampire supporter and I zombie… he and I haven’t spoken since
I remember thinking the brick breaker karate guy having claws made just for that test was the coolest shit ever and honestly that's a hill I'd die on
Since a vampire is technically dead I’m pretty sure zombies wouldn’t even take a second look at a vampire
I remember when this episode premiered, they made like this whole big thing of it and they hyped it up like crazy. And then as anyone could have predicted it turned out SO DUMB
Wait so the already dead vampire becomes a undead zombie wow the logic in this show never ceases to surprise me
As a massive fan of this show, this is where I gave up on it, and I'm guessing a lot of other people gave up on it too cause the show was doing decently even in season 3 until THIS episode and then it disappeared off the face of the earth, didn't even get reruns as far as I remember.
I always took the zombie vs vampire episode as a fun/funny Halloween episode. Which is what it was if I remember correctly. The episode that legit pissed me off the most was Celt vs Persian Immortal.
The Immortal was in a chariot while the Celt was on foot, in spite of the fact that the Celts were KNOWN for being absolute master charioteers. The Celt absolutely would have destroyed the Immortal of it had been a balanced fight.
I never put a ton of stock in the show, I always just thought it was kinda fun to watch , but I remember that episode actually making me upset
The Celt did have a chariot. It's just that the Persian's chariot scythe immediately destroyed the Celt's wheel, forcing him to fight on foot while the Persian still had his ride.
I ADORED this show when I was a kid and it was one of the reasons why I love history today. But looking back on it, there are so many inaccuracies with the warriors and the banter and “trash talk”between the experts makes me cringe. Still I’m thankful for it existing and shaping my interests today.
The way my heart dropped when I thought the next frame was gonna be a Rottweiler fighting an alligator should be illegal
If I remember correctly, the reason the show didn't get renewed was because the computer guy who replaced Max was always introduced as "a former Green Beret" which was actually a complete lie.
The US military is weird when it comes to unit patches. Take the rangers as an example as you can be part of the regiment in a support unit and wear the scroll. You can go thru jump school where you earn your ranger tab and be considered to be ranger qualified. The only way to be considered to be a ranger is to earn your tab and make it to the regiment. I believe it is the same with the green berets except once you go thru the Qschool you are authorized to wear the green beret. the programmer was in a support unit with the green berets.
@@stevewilson6723 jump school gets you your airborne badge. Ranger School gets you the Ranger Tab (both of which are different from RASP which gets you the Ranger Scroll). But yah, this guy was a Special Forces Enabler, not a green beret.
Him: "Probably take it easy zombies aren't real."
Me: that you know of lol
anytime chris james posts is a good day :P more eps from Deadliest warrior please!
Max Brooks created the Zombie Survival Guide because of his intense fear of zombies. Also he's the son of Mel Brooks.
I'm beyond excited you did this episode lmao. I remember being younger thinking "no one wanted this" lmao
I've heard that Max Brooks legitimately fears zombies thus his passion for zombie lore.
The critical question to ask is: Will the zombies turn the vampires, will the vampires turn zombies, would it make a 3rd faction that would win?
You should be on the show
That'll be 10. 95 for your grand slam
This is why you never do fictional characters in a show like this, their strengths and weaknesses, are whatever the hell the writer wants them to be
I remember when this came out. I didn't understand what a series finale was so I just spent the next two years waiting for a new season.
I mean as a doctor he should know that vampires are also dead thus have no heart beat or blood pressure and can't bleed out. There is a reason Vampires are usually paired again werewolves. It's because they are actually equal. Zombies are no match for either.
You’d think if humans can survive against zombies long term, vampires should probably definitely win lol
The dumbest episodes of Deadliest Warriors were the ones where the native american beat a gladiator and a mongol warrior.
Im super gay, just so you know
Love the Deadliest warrior reactions. Also LOVE that you have actual captions on your video. Make listening so much more pleasant
The bald guy with no purpose looks so much like the dating show producer from Mallrats! I just keep picturing him licking chocolate off his hand 😅
Just wanted to say you are a true joy to listen to. You always make me chuckle
I always felt the obvious sequel for season 4 was "Vampire Hunters vs Anti Zombie soldier" conparing a modern vampire slayer, with a crossbow or serious CQC weapon, against a soldier armored in anti bite gear with a semi auto rifle or lobo.
Don't know if someone said this but fun fact: Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks (blazing saddles, spaceballs, you know!)
tf, how did I not know that? Also, I thought Mel Brooks died ages back, but it turns out he's still alive; apparently he's finally making History of the World Part 2
@@NormalPersonCommenting Yes he is, and a trailer for it just dropped recently. Only saw it once but I think they even make the joke about people thinking he died already too.
@@NormalPersonCommenting side note: if your into zombies/ zombie lore and all that good stuff definitely check out M.B.'s books World War Z: (please do not associate the movie with this book) this is a fantastic, highly detailed and researched book documenting people from all over the world right after the zombie War has ended and how each country and various people dealt with the zombie "apocalypse". His 1st book is the Zombie Survival guide. This book reads as a straight forward, well thought out highly detailed survival handbook(happens to take place during) a zombie apocalypse. If you want a story I highly recommend WWZ. ZSG is a fun satirical survival guide and a good companion to WWZ.
1 thing i love about this channel is how funny he makes the ads.. Nobody likes being interrupted from a video but he makes them much more tolerable
Love you Chris by far the funniest channel I watch, possibly of ALL TIME!
I don't understand why there's an alligator...are they saying vampires have the same bite force as alligators? wtf...
I fucking love when you cover the wild days of spike tv
"They couldn't even just paint the brain, they just leave it Grey"
Well it is...Grey Matter.
but in cartoons it’s pink so that’s as far as my knowledge extends
This was the episode I checked out of. Cute idea for a Halloween special, but then you remember it’s technically the series finale. There was a lot of passion from the people who worked on the show and all of a sudden it ends with this geek fest of an episode. I knew the show wasn’t coming back, and my dad who I watched it with literally left the room in anger because of how stupid it was, he was a black belt in three different martial arts and a 2 time military veteran, it’s understandable how pissed he was at this.
These just keep getting better . Spike had some gems
I love how they have stats saying vampires are 6x stronger than an athlete lol
Can we talk about the GIANT peppers that Hello Fresh is cultivating in a weird backroom lab.
Also, another great video
Hi, I'd like to talk about these giant peppers, please tell me more!
These peppers are at least 6 times the strength of normal peppers. 😅
Fun fact - Max Brooks, the author of World War Z, is the son of comedy genius Mel Brooks who made such awesome movies as Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. ;-)
They should've used Leslie Nielsen's version of a vampire in it lol
I actually want to know if there are a lot of outtakes on this, because the stuff they were saying with a completely straight face was hilarious. I bet behind the scenes their was a lot of laughter…. Just making bets with each other on who could say the most outlandish thing without cracking a smile….There’s no way they kept their serious demeanor when the cameras weren’t rolling
This show always felt like college frat boys getting a degree in forensics are bullshitting their dissertation.
5:53 and I was one of them.
Thank you for your service
Same here brother. Now we need to find the other 7, and with our powers combined, we shall make a 4th season
"Zombies can't target a specific organ."
Zombie: "Um... but brains though?"
This is the most underrated channel on UA-cam 🙏
Eh, I didn't mind it. Just having a little fun using the same type of arguments we all had with our friends as kids. Who would win between Captain America and Batman? Master Chief or the Doomslayer? Jason Bourne or James Bond? A Wookie or a Klingon?
I remember when this episode came out I was at the beach with my grandma it's such a fever dream
your grandma seems chill af
@@puffdaddy69 my grandma is the goat she makes these chocolate oatmeal peanut butter things every holiday she calls them cow patties and they're fucking great
The modern vampire? Does someone want to tell him? 😂
I really enjoyed watching and reacting this live with you. It was a great time.
I remember being a fan of the zombie survival guide and world war z then seeing this episode and having a “that’s what this guy acts like?” moment
Max Brooks is Mel Brooks’ son, I wonder what Mel thinks about his son being SUPER into zombies.
Another one! This literally made my day. Thank you Chris.
Would you die from a stake to the heart?
Dracula: “Who wouldn’t die from that?”
Hi Chris love ya buddy! You always make me laugh in the middle of my sweaty sweaty work day. You are a blessing
Anybody would be better than the author of the Twilight books because vampires don't fucking sparkle
First 10 comments. We win
I’m so happy I came across your channel. You’re absolutely amazing and hilarious. Thank you for making the hard choices so we didn’t have to 🤣😂
How is a Vampire's intelligence "off the charts"? They're just people. Becoming a Vampire doesn't make you any smarter as far as established lore goes.
If I recall correctly (at least from Dracula) short term intelligence you actually become stagnant and you're pretty much stuck in centuries old thinking
It's awesome coming back to your older videos and seeing how much more comfortable and confident you've gotten on cam.
Even if this wasn't scheduled to be the final episode of the series beforehand, I think it would have been the final episode either way. This episode was the definition of jumping the shark.
Still love that Max Brooks did this. The guy's the son of arguably the most influential comedian ever and he focused his career on Zombies and World War 1
I’m not sure why, but I see Max Brooks’s resemblance to his father the most when he’s at his most enraged in this episode.