The Mercedes Nervous Breakdown
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2024
- Josie's on a va-ca-tion faaarr aaa way
come around and talk it Ohh ver
so MEN ee things that I wan er say
u know I like my girls a little biiiit older
I just wanna use your love
2 niiiiiiiiiii ight
(guitar riff)
(enter harmony)
I dont wanna lose your love
2 niiiiiiiii ight
(drum fill)
(flips table)
(karate kicks air)
(vibe)
document:
media.defense....
cult:
patreon.com/RP...
this is the original back online cos they un-nuked it, well, slightly, it’s not age gated so that’s something, baby nuke so it’s even cuter 🫠
The absolute NERVE of UA-cam to mess with this art.
Don’t know how you do it.. 6 family members who know NOTHING about Formula 1 were rolling in my living room after 5 minutes. Pure platinum content
RIP funny Mohawk man shout out to his family
Can u start a 2nd channel we can follow for when this one inevitably gets pulled?
Just a heads up but the pitstop boys have brought out another banger! Vamos Fernando! Thought you might want to know.. Or not, I don't care.
The fact that I didn’t even flinch when you began a video by comparing a minor incident between some racing drivers to a genocidal dictator invading a sovereign nation really proves that the RPM-brand of desensitisation is very effective
The way he put it is wrong though. 6 Mio people died in the Holocaust. If you count the whole war it's like 10x more.
And the fact everyone thinks Hitler was the worst is proof conditioning is very effective
you see, its actually a good thing when you get your vagina surgically removed. bravo 👏 👏 👏
As somebody from Germany this is even more ridiculous because if he was saying this stuff in German, he would not be on the platform anymore or I probably wouldn’t watch. But because it’s English and RPM it’s somehow funny 😂
@@nottherealChickenJoengl, NetzDG would probably ram him up the arse sooner rather than later if he had a German audience...
Saying "Lance Stroll is good looking" is basically the same as saying "I have an eyebrow fetish".
And his voice is the most annoying thing on planet earth.
Absolutely smashing their bean to Lamce Stroll and Charlie from Busted
_"Settle down, Craig. He's not gonna shag you. You're not his sister"_
Lmfao.
Hey I have that fetish :0
@@robimedina2979 I'm not kink shaming, just pointing out the obvious. ;)
It's very fitting that the Canadian Grand Prix coming up will be hell on earth, literally with all the forestfires and being Stroll's home race.
If I dont see any fires i will storm the fia headquarters saying the gp is fake
Im from Montreal and the weather forecast is only rain! Gonna be a fun one!!
And Aston Martin bring upgrades. What could go wrong?
Is gon rain!
I'm looking forward to some pancakes with maple syrup
So not only has Aston Martin resorted to weather modification to stay ahead of Mercedes, but now they’ve lit the forests on fire
They really went from Seb and "let's protect this beautiful world", to Fernando and "if the price to be successful is to burn this world, so be it!"
daddy stroll really took the ''a threat to western democracy'' to a whole new level
*glances at Ferrari*
"Some men just want to watch the world burn, Master Stroll"
*Astroll Martin
The Osama bin Russel jokes will never get old lol. The buildings fullly turned into those planes, I swear.
That’s some dangerous sky-scraping man!
osama bin latte boy fits better
That's the North tower. If you look closely at the South tower, you can clearly see it pushing Osama Bin Russel's plane off the flight track
sorry but what does it mean, like why do people call him that?
@@urnan8626 i have the same question
"It's basically a Mercedes, but without regime vibes"
I'm fucking dead lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude you are fuckn hilarious, but the same time critically honest. Best channel on UA-cam
Never did I thought there would a youtube channel that talks about three things I love so much in the same videos F1 + comedy + conspiracies😂 RPM is a legend!!
Just forget about the race. Watch RPM.👌
His critique of Vich Tits will go down as legend.
I don’t know about the best, but absolutely the funniest in sports. The umpteenth proof of Britons being the funniest people on earth. On top of that I really like that he is one if the few Britons in F1-a British sport-that isn’t blatantly biased.
@Traverse The channel is gone! F-ing ToeToe
I have to say i love the slightly more serious journalistic approach of telling what actually went on while still keeping up the classic RPM demonitization humour
Keep it up legend
Edit: The mad lad actually linked the document
You have to have an extremely high IQ to understand why Lance Stroll is such a great driver. With every year the number of GPs increasing, Lance understands that it's a marathon, and not a sprint. By finishing outside the top 10 or binning it into the wall, he's actually just conserving energy for races later in the season. Come Abu Dhabi in November, everyone will be tired and wont have the energy to give it their all. But Lance will. Lance will have only done half the laps everyone else has done this season, and with all that conserved energy, he'll win in a landslide.
Josh reveall may be right!
How can he maintain all that "high energy" when his sister always get's stuck under the bed or in the washing machine?!
more like Dave Clownson
@@tavirosu25 incestual sex grants him powers that society isnt ready to acknowledge yet.
I have an actual, legitimate theory as to why Lance Stroll is where he is. Let me kbow if you wanna hear it because its a) long and b) insane.
That principal meeting was one of the most bizarre things I've ever been privileged to watch in F1. So strange.
People love to hate on DTS, but it brings some great behind the scenes footage at times.
@@Dragonpuncher123 but to be fair they probably aren't acting the same with a bunch of cameras around
@@notaspeck6104 Probably depends on who it is. Steiner have said he quickly just forgets there are camera's there.
And they are working in a high pressure and fast moving environment where you don't always have the luxury of thinking about what's on tape. It does affect some things for sure, but that can be interesting in itself.
And the fact that it was recorded and broadcast suggests that Toto Wolf (2 dog names?) is the Kanye West of formula eine.
The greatest mind of Great Britain graces us with a new upload, crikey.
Edit: I hope your MG convertible is doing fine, haven't seen it in the last videos
The fact this man printed out a genuine US document that’s publicly available about weather control to justify his F1 takes is the greatest thing ever 😂😂😂
“Science!!!”
This channel deserves way more recognition as the best commentary in the world.
It's' really too bad the majority of people are too stupid to understand satire and don't have any sense of humour, it's why he's not AS popular as he could be.
If only he made stupid jokes and pranks, then it'd be an entirely different story.
But I suspect over time he'll do well.
It's up to us to push him. Recommend him to your mates, share on socials. We can do it.
@@CinHalCedHerChance damn bro you got a whole 2 people to agree with your stupid opinion, congratulations
he deserves it and he will get it. No doubt.
"because Adrian Newey spent the winter doing cocaine off his drawing table and now the Red Bull is a fucking time machine" 💀
Man watching those pictures of Alonso at the start of the season in Bahrain, making phenomenal overtakes, just brings a smile to my face
I have a feeling the reason this video is being pummeled in the algorithm is just because RPM referenced every major controversy in the last 100 years.
Pretty sure this RPM is AI, he didn’t mention Diana
i admire your ability to pack so many facts and jokes into a 13-minute video, bravo!
Who said these were jokes?
12:18 hardest I’ve laughed all week, don’t ever stop with these videos. I can tell a lot of editing went in to this and it was all worth it!!! Love the chaos
I just love how he gets more and more out of the frame being in a bathtub full of random stuff over time and the edit coming with all of it, it’s so fried and I love it!
I regularly come back to this video to cure my depression
This dude is too funny man. Quickly turning into one of my favorite F1 channels. Quality entertainment. 😂
I have been saying for years I was going to get into F1 via Drive to Survive and only now after discovering a man from Sheffield sitting in his garage have I finally fallen in love with this crazy ass sport. Haven't binge watched so much content so many times over in a long time. Thank you for your service and your bravery. I salute you.
I heard a guy say how Horner was a clown during the team principle meeting. I almost died of laughter. Like Toto wasn't yelling at them for being unable to fix his own car.
the only good thing that came out of those meetings was Günther being Günther
@@JuliusBriggs entschuldigung professor!
@@porhaltavaneppe time to go porpoising
@@JuliusBriggs we are not all killers here
Horner and Toto are a right pair of tits tbf.
8:15 "Yeah toto you're not the only one with a printer" my me laugh so fucking hard I forgot my jaw was sore from a operation
Nah just Mercedes its way to share the pain with its audience :P
Wishing you well duck, get a speedy recovery!
'I forgot my jaw was sore from a operation'...oooh we're calling it an 'operation' now, aren't we?
@@illbeV I mean my tooth was rotting whilest still being in the jaw bone itself so yeah it was an actual operation
@@xdR00d Mine was a sexual innuendo. Jeez Louise!
You better believe im dropping everything to watch this right now
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
Best channel ever
All the best to everyone
Amén sir, where nowadays where can you find a PROPERLY educated fella with the exact touch of spicy humor?
We can only be grateful.
Cheers to you my friend,
Bests.
I love how you just throw in underground American history. Really makes the show for me as American
I cant believe these videos are getting even funnier. Please dont stop
My day was acutely distressful until this came out
If this stays up longer than a few hours I’ll be staggered. Elite content as always
Just when I was about to point out the lack of a certain event that occurred in the first two weeks of September 2011, Lord Mohawk gave us that gem of a clip at the end. A true artist.
I love how these videos are so far off the wall yet somehow manages to get me the most accurate information out there. top notch!
This is the only F1 UA-cam channel worth watching! It’s the only one with a fucken personality
A friend told me about this dude, since my humor is pretty cracked. He was right. Probably one of my favorite channels out there
The two best combinations: RPM and a Mercedes video
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRITISH MOHAWK MAN !!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RE-UPLOAD !!! DONT LET THE GRIFTERS SILENCE YOU!!! BEST AND FUNNIEST F1 CONTENT I’VE WATCHED IN YEARS!!!
This channel will forever be my all time favourite F1 channel. What an absolute legend
"Stop brushing your teeth with a bar of soap, it's not the same thing" this is the best line on the internet in a while lmao
this was for you then 4:17
Oh my god you are the fucking most entertaining person around f1 world and a great story teller and journalist.
Supports from Brazil 🇧🇷
Taking some bong hits while listening to you might be the greatest thing to do on earth! You got me crying everytime! 😂😂😂
Enjoy the bong Michael :D
RPM your analogies are second to none 👏👏👏
RPM is literally the only reason I give a shite about F1. Please don't ever stop or change.
If there is one thing that can bring Team LH and the Verstappen Shaggers together..... it's laughing at the Stroll Shortbus
True
12:20 holy fuck m8 this is hilarious. Im currently stuck at home because my knee is broken and i watched all of your videos ( i found your channel this morning) and i have not laughed at any youtuber content like this in years, seriously brutal humor i love it. Subscribed cant wait for more. 👍
These videos are pure gold
my day has been blessed by a new video of the most iconic person in f1 community
Has Latifi posted??
There is currently no channel that makes me laugh out loud so much, so loud and so consistently as this one.
My personal theory explaining Stroll's placement in Spain is that his sister promised that if he finished in the points, they could do it in his favorite position once he's home
Alabama intensifies 💀💀💀
W honestly
i keep coming back to this video. it's perfect. RPM, you beautiful artist.
The thing about Stroll is that in spite of him starting to show some sustained improvement in his skills, his learning curve is not nearly steep enough for F1.
He's been driving in F1 since 2017 and anyone else would've been long gone.
I get that it's nice for Lance to have a parent who supports him so fiercely and I'm honestly happy to see him improving but it kinda hurts to think about where AM might be able to get in the championships with a different driver who has the pressure to perform and how many drivers, new and old, we didn't get to see have their chance to show what they can do.
Can you imagine Seb and God Lonso as teammates? This season would be drastically different.
i hate this comment because it's kind of nepotism. if AMR REALLY want to beat Mercedes and become WCC in the future, just be professional.
@@brycehenderson9866 actual god-tier combo
@@al_zaizal yeah, ofc it's nepotism, that's what it's always been. but we live in late-stage capitalism and this is sadly how things are - don't get mad at me for it.
The year before Lance entered F1, daddy had 3 engines built from scratch so he could practice in a 4 year old Williams. Cost £30-50million.
I just found your channel and I’m just smitten by your content. It’s so spot on and freaking hilarious. Please never stop, just like stroll will never stop slapping his sisters roast beef in his free time.
This man never disappoints you, he always delivers some heavy stuff
You're the most entertaining F1 content creator I've ever seen, bravo
5 seconds in and we’re already looking at a comparison between Mercedes and Hitler. RPM is really the gift that keeps on giving 😂
man i love this guy's vids, hes got so many crazy theories its actually insane
Yeah Toto, you're not the only 1 with a printer!! Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣
Best f1 commentary on the web. Need some comic relief with this sport bruh. 😂
In this world full of policorrectional institutes and other cancer cultists, your videos are a huge breath of fresh & funny air, highly needed!
AMEN brother!
You are so much like me its uncanny. The way u can start at one topic an end up so far away from it then join them together with some conspiracy is straight up genius.
Less than a minute, already love it.
This channel grows more unhinged with each video, great work, keep it up
"It was basically Mercedes but without regime vibes" 😂😂😂
The meme ate 3:23 with the Tarantella playing at background is PURE GOLD! This kind of humour is why I love this channel.
Also, because it's the only influencer who speaks truths about Lance Strullovich
A Mercedes piss take is just golden especially when it’s coming from you mate
Your videos are pure art.
Alonso said in the race Stoll doesn't need to worry, he won't pass him... So again, Alonso is keeping the team together.
The redbull time machine! Love it
Did you go to jail or something mate? Where are the videos? This is some of the best content on youtube! We need more!
Whenever I see the notification from ya I feel like a kid at Christmas. Thanks to ya this is pure gold!
The Adrian Newey jokes genuinely had me in fucking tears. “Took so much coke he turned the RB19 into a fucking Time Machine is beautiful”
Absolutely the greatest 13 minutes of my day today, thank you sir. Subscribed.
I need more videos from you in my life, ive already watched your already posted videos like twice each atleast
Honestly. This was the greatest season I have enjoyed since 2006. 15 years of pain, relieved by that s***box.
Pain seems to be returning.
Love the bath / new set... miss the old intro and car.
You make the best videos about F1. I wish you were around when I was a kid watching Prost, Piquet, Senna and Mansell. You would have had a field day with those guys.
7:31 Alonso probably would've also got a podium in Azerbaijan, had his DRS been working in qualifying
7:10 12:33
These videos are the greatest gifts to humanity.
I came faster than Lance Stroll seeing his sister at the family summer BBQ
OH GOD PLEASE NO
BUT THEN!!!!!!
This is the best (for sure one of the best) channels that covers Formula 1
Weather modifications logic is brilliant, reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson's common sense
The only youtube channel where I actually use a notification bell.
this video makes more sense than average UN report
and thats a FACT!
You are absolutely hilarious!
I love your humour and your wit. Thanks for the entertaining video.
I love how F1 fans have terms for slow/fast cars , Tractors for slow cars and Time Machine for fast cars😂😂
It's obvious you put a lot of time and love into these. Love it!
Ive never liked f1 but these videos make me cry laughing and now im into f1...
This guy is basically an F1 comment section come to life.
@@garythefishable This man is basically r/formuladank but somehow more honest
@@freakysquirrel7218 Without the cringey mods
+his storytelling is brilliant.
+adds inteligent dark humor, which in r/ is 404 not found.
This channel is underrated. Next level stuff.
I'm waiting for Stroll to runover another groundhog like Latifi did last year
Gotta keep the tradition up
Best F1 channel, end of story!
The effort this man puts into his vids is insane! Common RPM W
This is the best channel I've found in a while.
Lmao I’m already looking forward to the return of the “stroll short bus” in these videos 😂
Thank you for posting, I've been waiting
bassed on how well Stroll did in Spain after RPM mocked him in the last vid, Mercedes winning Canada 2023 confirmed 👌👌
Inb4 Lewis wins again without leading a single lap
Your videos honestly never fail to make me howl in laughter, keep up the class work👍
Those plank regulations backfired massively with the us gp this year getting Hamilton dsq’ed
Oh god yes! Perfect timing! Just got in, opened a beer and this is the first thing I see! LEGEND!!!!
3:39 that's a haunting still image of a german person
You are becoming more entertaining than F1 itself. I’m only watchin Canada this week end to stay up to date with RPM videos and to see how Ferrari fucks the pit stop this race