What Would Happen if All the World's Volcanoes Erupted at Once?

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Unleashing Nature's Fury: The Unthinkable Consequences of All Volcanoes Erupting! From mass extinctions to global chaos, discover the catastrophic impact that could alter our planet forever. Brace for mind-blowing revelations!

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  • @VosperCDN
    @VosperCDN Рік тому +100

    So all the nuclear weapons detonating are "better" than all the volcanoes .. thanks nature.

    • @AndrewD8Red
      @AndrewD8Red Рік тому +3

      There aren't really enough nuclear weapons to cause a mass extinction.
      Don't get me wrong, a nuclear war would, at the very best, cause "only" hundreds of millions of deaths, though the actual death toll would likely be over a billion.

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 Рік тому +9

      There's a old British movie called The Day The Earth Caught Fire, about two simultaneous nuclear tests, throwing the Earth out of its orbit and off its normal axis....it plunges towards the Sun and heats up with disastrous results....the film ends on a cliffhanger.

    • @xBruceLee88x
      @xBruceLee88x Рік тому +8

      Falls under "damn nature, you scary!"

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +2

      ​@@julianaylor4351how is it a cliffhanger if the earth is hurtling towards the sun? I feel like the ending must be pretty self-evident.

    • @rigsott3335
      @rigsott3335 Рік тому

      Just nuke the volcanos 👍

  • @mdsfo
    @mdsfo Рік тому +27

    We have LOTS of active volcanoes here in Washington State, including Mt Saint Helens, Mt Rainier, Mt Baker about 25 miles from me, and several others. They would explode rather than leak lava. It certainly would be exciting and liven up the place.

    • @nathanielashley9998
      @nathanielashley9998 Рік тому

      there dormant not active

    • @nathanielashley9998
      @nathanielashley9998 Рік тому +1

      active means there currently blowing dorment means there just sleeping but can erupt again some day beautiful mountains tho

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind Рік тому +26

    This channel moves so fast. I feel like I have to watch this like six more times to remember any of it.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +5

      Definitely Simon's busiest channel, in terms of how busy the actual content is.

    • @curiousworld7912
      @curiousworld7912 Рік тому +5

      And, he's speaking so fast, it's hard to keep up with what he's saying. How much coffee does this guy drink? :)

    • @wowplayer160
      @wowplayer160 Рік тому

      It's okay to not smoke once in a while bro

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Рік тому +4

      Simon and the writer pump out like 5 or 6 episodes a day spread across all their channels. At this point, I think Simon is just reading a dramatic version of someone's written summary of a wikipedia page with some pop culture rumors and lingo thrown in there. They decided to go for the adrevenue dollar over the intellectual respect which you can't really blame them for. Simon used to present these scripts very differently not even that long ago. These channels went from educational entertainment to entertainment with some educational basis.

    • @LaylaSpellwind
      @LaylaSpellwind Рік тому +1

      @@wowplayer160 I don't smoke at all, I'm just kinda slow. XD

  • @DennisJrgensen
    @DennisJrgensen Рік тому +10

    What would happen if all the world's toilets were flushed at the same time

    • @jon9021
      @jon9021 Рік тому +1

      Pooptacular??

    • @austinfisher1015
      @austinfisher1015 Рік тому +2

      Look into the final episode of M*A*S*H. So many people watched the episode at once that when the episode finished, all the plumbing in the cities had a lot of issues.

    • @calebbean1384
      @calebbean1384 Рік тому +1

      ​@@austinfisher1015that reminds me of a video Simon made about how soap opera episodes would cause a power surge when they ended and people went to get tea.

    • @OGSolidSting
      @OGSolidSting Рік тому +1

      A whole lotta shit happens

  • @aceundead4750
    @aceundead4750 Рік тому +8

    Not all birds are lame. There are the raptors, and the cassowary which will gut you like a JP velociraptor then most terrifyingly leave you to die in agony while it goes to find some fruit to eat since they're herbivores.

  • @koharumi1
    @koharumi1 Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: The Toba super volcano was a vei 9 because of how much it ejected

  • @lateralus8123
    @lateralus8123 Рік тому +1

    I love how we're so assured of our own destruction that we don't even worry about great catastrophes that will happen in a few thousand years.

  • @klocugh12
    @klocugh12 Рік тому

    I love your enthusiasm when you said "we're gonna f*** this planet up!" 😂

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel Рік тому +1

    "Everyone Loves A Log". Lovely deep dive into the ancient times of memery.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Рік тому +5

    1:55 - Chapter 1 - Everyone loves a log
    4:35 - Chapter 2 - The year without a summer
    6:25 - Chapter 3 - The great dying
    8:55 - Chapter 4 - Hyper mega colossal eruption
    12:55 - Wrap up

  • @bettyswallocks6411
    @bettyswallocks6411 Рік тому +1

    Mt Tamboura is the single biggest reason why humankind must not become totally reliant on solar energy. We can do without fossil fools, but we need more than solar.

  • @SinnerChrono
    @SinnerChrono Рік тому +1

    Do a video coving iwo jima volcano. Its considered one of the top 5 volcanoes to produce the next vei 7 eruption.

  • @phiend2248
    @phiend2248 Рік тому +2

    I can’t be the only one that noticed the cannabis plants at around 10:10?

    • @mikeluke4032
      @mikeluke4032 Рік тому

      Lol I was searching for this comment I noticed them too 😂

  • @johnreese1584
    @johnreese1584 Рік тому

    The human equivalent is to sneeze and fart at the same time.

  • @Eastcoast_Rds
    @Eastcoast_Rds Рік тому

    Another Chanel ! Simon doesn’t sleep

  • @faolitaruna
    @faolitaruna Рік тому +1

    10:23 What is happening in this clip? I suppose this is the backroom of a flower shop with fancy wallpaper, but what kind of shoes are those?

  • @Jaymz001
    @Jaymz001 Рік тому +1

    Sea levels would rise and global cooling would last 200000 years

  • @avalanche1990
    @avalanche1990 Рік тому

    Oh hey Kevin. Simon let you branch out did did he? Did not realize since I've had a hard time keeping up with his content somedays. Did the blazement chain get longer because of this

  • @elliotsmith9812
    @elliotsmith9812 Рік тому

    Maybe a better question, what would happen if the Deccan Traps happened today?

  • @LoveShaysloco
    @LoveShaysloco Рік тому

    I think some you can confirm extended. Take the Hawaiian islands. The one that just erupted active the the others in that island chain since there not over the hot spot ther extinct. But that raises another question since they were created by the same spot do are they considered 1 volcano since each island was made by the volcanic hotspot

  • @rachelmazza4079
    @rachelmazza4079 Рік тому

    Kinda wild how most of existing is just ‘eh, well it’s not doing anything…right now’

  • @Wormweed
    @Wormweed Рік тому +2

    Wouldn't be enough magma to reach all volcanoes at the same time, but we would still be wiped out.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Рік тому

    Ash Munmies sounds like the name of a hardcore Metal band.

  • @TeamOT
    @TeamOT Рік тому

    These channels are starting to get trippy.

  • @sammyisboredagain
    @sammyisboredagain Рік тому

    A Simon channel I hadn’t known about?

  • @1chabod
    @1chabod Рік тому +1

    Maybe Simon can answer why he changed the name of the channel? I just recently found out that there is a HUGE book series (39 books) geared towards teens that is called "The Science of Science Fiction".
    Is this the reason you changed the channel name? To avoid any legal problems that could come your way (or even UA-cam take down notices) from the author of that book series?
    It sucks, though. The original name was finally unambitious, and very interesting and focused. Despite what some think, you'll have a long way to go before you come close to running out of scifi ideas to investigate.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому

      The name was changed so that we could cover a wider array of science related topics rather than just science fiction.

    • @1chabod
      @1chabod Рік тому

      @@ThatWriterKevin ok. Just figured that scifi topics are pretty endless (since scifi is commonly rooted in actual science, especially theories that make for interesting stories). The old title was more of an audience draw and really defined the channel (something Simon struggles at, lol). The new one is ambiguous and kinda boring, tbh. He has half a dozen channels that can host nondescript science videos.

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 Рік тому +1

    Oooo new name?

  • @Ash-gv7uj
    @Ash-gv7uj Рік тому

    Jeez Simon, how many channels do you have? 😂😂

  • @Antymatters
    @Antymatters Рік тому +1

    Yessss ❤

  • @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132

    technicly some supervolcanoes have managed to surpass even vei 8 . . but those are the exception and not the general trend whan it comes to this . . and as far as it's concidered a supereruption is about vei 7 or larger
    also there are a few places tht experience extraordinarily large efusive eruptions , like in iceland for example . and even tough basalt isn't explosive in sutch large quanitites it can have more wide spread effects

  • @jonathankerr4859
    @jonathankerr4859 Рік тому

    Wasn’t Toba larger than Tambora?

    • @JBST_
      @JBST_ Рік тому +1

      Yes. Quite a bit larger. Tamboura was a VEI 7. Toba was a VEI 8

  • @suchendelokidottir5673
    @suchendelokidottir5673 Рік тому

    Well, I mean we know what happened with the Siberian Trapps so ...

  • @DeTofuKing
    @DeTofuKing Рік тому

    But what it all the nukes went off then the volcanos went off afterward lol

  • @JohnnyTromboner
    @JohnnyTromboner Рік тому

    Basalt floods are absolute nightmare fuel, just.. lava everywhere. Forever (practically anyway)

  • @lilybertine5673
    @lilybertine5673 Рік тому

    I may get a week off or two, so that's a good thing.

  • @wishgodgirl1903
    @wishgodgirl1903 Рік тому

    Seems like your speaking way too fast… but great info as always!

  • @lolmao500
    @lolmao500 Рік тому +2

    It would be one epic end for humanity. Way more epic than nuclear war or an asteroid.

  • @julianaylor4351
    @julianaylor4351 Рік тому

    The Indian Ocean tsunami moved the Earth's axis by about a degree of tilt. 🤯

    • @1chabod
      @1chabod Рік тому

      Are you sure? While it did alter the axis tilt, it was only by about 1 inch (25 mm) at the North Pole. While that's astounding, is not quite a 1 degree shift.

    • @matd675
      @matd675 Рік тому

      Umm, not quite. The earthquake and tsunami combined caused a wobble in Earth's axis of 25mm (1 inch). Thats about 0.000000227 degrees. A 1 degree shift would be 111km (~69miles).

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 Рік тому

      @@matd675 Still a scary thought, even if it's not as much as I thought.

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 Рік тому

    Why am I not sad about the possibility of this.

  • @CalicoCat1973
    @CalicoCat1973 Рік тому

    Dude, you talk too fast and you keep raising and lowering your volume. Slow down and maintain a steady volume so we can understand what you're saying.

  • @marcelogaea1064
    @marcelogaea1064 Рік тому +1

    Heaven (for some) and Hell (for the rest) on 🌋🌎🎻🔥

  • @garyb9167
    @garyb9167 Рік тому

    Very simple, in the nano second we would have before the world's bits were no longer attached to its other bits, hope we have time to bend over and kiss our asses goodbye

  • @michaelcoker6457
    @michaelcoker6457 Рік тому

    Why does he talk so fast….

  • @smokysky2547
    @smokysky2547 Рік тому

    oof, *THAT* cutter was on it again. sorry, but hard pass, too much random shit going on in the visuals...

  • @chiphausl
    @chiphausl Рік тому

    1/137

  • @Dragon_5th-Regeneration
    @Dragon_5th-Regeneration Рік тому

    What would happen if all partners in the world ((XY+XX)) were to mate at the same time? What happens then?

  • @sevenkashtan
    @sevenkashtan Рік тому

    i have watched your videos for years .... and i can say .. i hate the editing so much it makes me skip alot of your new videos... edidtd by a 14yo?

  • @Pepsi_Addicted
    @Pepsi_Addicted Рік тому

    first

  • @hedgehawk9411
    @hedgehawk9411 Рік тому +16

    Laying in bed wondering what unlikely scenario I’ll pick to scare myself to sleep.
    This looks nice.

  • @dinsdalemontypiranha4349
    @dinsdalemontypiranha4349 Рік тому +25

    The eruption of Mt Vesuvius destroyed not only Pompeii but also the nearby much smaller city of Herculaneum.

    • @sebaseba6710
      @sebaseba6710 Рік тому +5

      And those people's heads exploded because of the heatwave

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Рік тому +3

      @@sebaseba6710 at least it was quick apparently

    • @skycloud4802
      @skycloud4802 Рік тому +2

      It can be said it also preserved those towns too. Buried them under a lot of ash. It's one of the best ancient archeological sites in the entire world.

  • @MistahBryan
    @MistahBryan Рік тому +9

    1:50, if ALL the Volcanoes on Earth erupted at once, Simon would finally be able to take a day off from UA-cam and not worry about his ratings.

  • @JaredT_Astro
    @JaredT_Astro Рік тому +7

    Science Unbound? First they took Business Blaze, and I said nothing. Then they took Science of Science Fiction… #BringBackWhistleBoyOGChannelNames

    • @qazhr
      @qazhr Рік тому +1

      Have you noticed the topics changed on both

    • @MisterKnightly
      @MisterKnightly Рік тому +2

      The loss of OG Business Blaze was a loss to all humanity.

    • @ilajoie3
      @ilajoie3 Рік тому +2

      ​@@qazhrNot with Business Blaze, the business part of that channel has long disappeared by the time it became Brain Blaze

    • @qazhr
      @qazhr Рік тому +2

      @@ilajoie3 before the name change here we already dropped the sci-fi aspect so what your point

    • @gugman9684
      @gugman9684 Рік тому

      Just like when a movie is being made it will usually have a working title before it gets its final named title as the scripts are changed and we end up with something different from when it started. Since the content of the videos has changed from the original premise of what was before they have now come up with a final name for the channels.

  • @Seawitch907
    @Seawitch907 Рік тому +11

    What the heck Simon?!😮 how long have you had this channel? I just found it, and I’m subscribed to all your channels!😮

    • @shereesegovender5262
      @shereesegovender5262 Рік тому +6

      I feel the same. It’s like when I thought that I found all… nope, there is another

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 Рік тому

      I've been watching for a while and never get the notification 😡 you have to remember to go look for it.

    • @doanst3r
      @doanst3r Рік тому +3

      i went to subscribe and was already, i think he may have renamed a channel

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 Рік тому +1

      Me too cos I’m sure I’d remember this channel’s name but I don’t.

    • @dmclayton4031
      @dmclayton4031 Рік тому +1

      ⁠wasn’t it The Science of Science-fiction? Or is that another channel?

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red Рік тому +5

    A sneaky uncensored F-Bomb, presented by either a cold-ridden or possibly drunken Simon... Great video all around, I say!

  • @deanlawson6880
    @deanlawson6880 Рік тому +13

    Simon - At about 2:00 you say that between 10-20 volcanoes are erupting every day. Well, as of right now today there are 47 actively erupting volcanoes around the world. That number changes daily though.

    • @peterhall8572
      @peterhall8572 Рік тому +2

      The average is about 40 to 50 at any time but its our emissions that are the problem right

    • @duncancurtis5971
      @duncancurtis5971 Рік тому +1

      He wears a Repent All Ye placard.😂

    • @theloserkilljoy1025
      @theloserkilljoy1025 Рік тому

      ​@@peterhall8572The emissions would never travel that far. You'd need three kilotons of granite in order for them to dissolve properly.

  • @robertsimpson4532
    @robertsimpson4532 Рік тому +7

    I can imagine Doctor Evil taking notes and saying "liquid hot magma" the whole time. 😂

  • @nathanedwards6578
    @nathanedwards6578 Рік тому +8

    Glad the writer included the Siberian Traps as I plan to use the event to write my senior thesis. A quick correction from newer data (Vinnik, L. P., Oreshin, S. I., & Makeyeva, L. I. (2017)) puts the conservative estimate of CO2 released at 68 Gt between the degassing of carbon deposits (burning of coal) at the time as well as contact metamorphism of such deposits.
    I personally have used petrology survey boreholes to put put together a rough estimate of 1.3 million sqkm with 12-19,000 sqkm producing an estimated 1000 Gt CO2 (Henrik H. Svensen) over a period of roughly 500,000 years which led up to the P-T extinction event.
    There is some dispute over an eruption hiatus shortly after the extinction period which according to Burgess and Bowring's 2015 data chart may have lasted for roughly 500,000 years, but there is still evidence of intrusive magmatism during this time.
    Regardless, I just love to use this data to point out that during the event, Gt CO2/year production would have been .068 over the 1 million year-long eruption, but today its around 37.5 (2022 data).
    So .068 Gt CO2/year * 500,000 year = mass extinction. What does 37.5 Gt CO2/year * x year = ?

    • @alexdenommee3219
      @alexdenommee3219 Рік тому +1

      Siberian Traps, The basalt eruption/large igneous province that occurred also burnt life already present, so your measurements of just the off gassing of lava and various gas chambers wouldn't be including all the organic material that would be absolutely incinerated alongside creating even more gasses.
      I am CERTAINLY not as smart or knowledgeable as you, but I do know large igneous provinces were absolute behemoths which actually helped shape large land masses, etc.

    • @nathanedwards6578
      @nathanedwards6578 Рік тому

      Unfortunately because we do not have a way of knowing the amount of organic material that previously existed in the area, so we cannot safely apply the information to our calculations. What we can do, however, is understand that it is possible for new and more data to become available (specifically dC13 data as it is the carbon isotope that represents plant life the greatest) to use in the future.
      For example, if I were to take all the dC13 data for the 1 million year eruption timeline and only apply it to the 500,000 years leading up to the eruption, the result would still only be .136 Gt CO2/year, which would be a disingenuous figure. Hopefully more samples and testing in the future will lead to more exact numbers, but until then I would like the estimates to reflect the data as clearly as possible without adding speculation.

  • @ellagrant6190
    @ellagrant6190 Рік тому +3

    0:10 Well we really don't have a good way to redirect them either so I'd be careful about giving dinosaurs shit for that. We are kind of on the cusp of being able to do it though and we have even done some practical testing. Right now, we MIGHT be able to redirect an asteroid but it depends on the size and the amount of warning we get. If something the size of the Chixulub impactor appeared tomorrow and was going to hit us within a few months, we'd be pretty fucked too.
    Also one possible correction. The Permian-Triassic extinction event in where the Siberian Traps spilled a crazy amount of material, that MAY have been ultimately caused by an asteroid too. The Siberian Traps are the antipode of a massive impact crater in Australia that we think may have triggered the Traps.
    I don't believe it is the scientific consensus though at this point.

  • @MarlinMay
    @MarlinMay Рік тому +7

    Ooooh, did you include dormant volcanoes in the arctic and antarctic? There are volcanoes under the polar ice caps and Greenland. Wouldn't that be fun?

    • @Maungateitei
      @Maungateitei Рік тому

      They are all erupting now too.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому

      I think those ones would be classified as extinct rather than dormant

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 Рік тому +6

    It's still a hypothesis that the Deccan Traps had a part to play in the extinction of the dinosaurs. It's hypothesized that the Chicxulub impact exacerbated the ongoing volcanism occurring at approximately it's antidote

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 Рік тому +1

      There is also now fossil evidence to indicate that the impact happened in late Spring and it is also suspected that the object, may have split in two. There is a evidence of a crater in Africa, of a similar age.

  • @Ruckus45
    @Ruckus45 Рік тому +3

    Cant say dinosaurs turning to birds is that bad of a thing. If im going for a jog id rather turn a corner and see a goose instead of a velociraptor.

    • @pamelaadam9207
      @pamelaadam9207 Рік тому

      Have you seen the giant mutant seagulls in Aberdeen Scotland !

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red Рік тому +4

    Dinosaurs did invent space travel. Just ask Janeway.

    • @QBCPerdition
      @QBCPerdition Рік тому +1

      Well, one species did, and they noped out of here without taking anyone with them.

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 Рік тому +3

    The moon is steadily moving away from the earth which means it was much closer in the past. 65 million years ago it was only 30 feet above the ground which explains why the dinosaurs went extinct, or at least the taller ones.

  • @johnnyboy1175
    @johnnyboy1175 Рік тому +3

    Simon: "let's just assume everything erupting at full force cause fk the planet."
    Everyone watching: " Welp Simon's gone nuts again...........exactly why we watch this channel."😆

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Рік тому +2

    4:07 halfway to outer space - y'mean like the Hungi Tonga Hungi Haapi volcanic eruption that punched through the atmosphere and resulted in tsunami?

  • @rebeccacresswell6753
    @rebeccacresswell6753 Рік тому +3

    I just gotta say that the longer the intro in the script the longer I’m watching;)

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому +1

      I'm guessing this video was recommended to you while watching a Brain Blaze video then? ;)

    • @rebeccacresswell6753
      @rebeccacresswell6753 Рік тому

      @@ThatWriterKevin I don’t know the names of all his 10000 channels i just watch the fact boy videos ;)

    • @rebeccacresswell6753
      @rebeccacresswell6753 Рік тому

      @@ThatWriterKevin but yes. Yes it was.

  • @seshthecat
    @seshthecat Рік тому +2

    Why does lake Taupō in New Zealand always get forget about?

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Рік тому +2

    If all the volcanoes on earth did blow at once, the Blazement "guests" would be perfectly safe and cool, sipping on cold drinks made from the mushrooms.🌋🍄🍷🍸🍹😵‍💫

  • @michaellacostales5585
    @michaellacostales5585 Рік тому +4

    Just when I thought I've already visited all of Simon's channels, here I am discovering a new one.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому +1

      Welcome!

    • @milodebruin4821
      @milodebruin4821 Рік тому

      Same.

    • @doanst3r
      @doanst3r Рік тому

      same here. has he just renamed a channel? cause ive been subscribed to this one already apparently but dont remember it at all

    • @milodebruin4821
      @milodebruin4821 Рік тому

      @@doanst3r it seems he did rename it

  • @ve2vfd
    @ve2vfd Рік тому +2

    All the volcanoes going off in mother earth's face all at once: Planetary Bukkake!

  • @michaelstriker8698
    @michaelstriker8698 Рік тому +1

    Funny thought: Right after the Tambora eruption, a kryptonian baby lands on Earth. Dies of food deprivation a few years later. Then the yellow sun returns...

  • @drock7552
    @drock7552 Рік тому +1

    Well hell. I guess we didn't have enough to worry about already. Think I'll smoke one and forget I even watched this. Thanks fact boy 😂

  • @toddnolastname4485
    @toddnolastname4485 Рік тому +4

    Is it possible for all the volcanoes to go off at once? Wouldn't that require the core to become so hot that the planet would just blow up first? Like Krypton or Alderaan?

  • @Chris-hx3om
    @Chris-hx3om Рік тому +1

    The first mass extinction was the great oxygenation... Not a volcano.

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 Рік тому +1

    Joe Scott
    just did a video on all nuclear weapons going off at once.

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Рік тому +1

    Increased atmospheric carbon dioxide, decreased ocean pH, and increased ocean temperatures - kinda like now?
    Well, it's been an honour and privilege to have known you

  • @tommctear4672
    @tommctear4672 Рік тому +1

    “Stream of massive fuck off tsunamis” might be my new favorite phrase.

  • @jackvos8047
    @jackvos8047 Рік тому +1

    The great oxygenation event is estimated to have wiped out between 80 to 99.5% of all species on earth. This was the 1st mass extinction event and no volcanos were involved.

  • @theUglyGypsy
    @theUglyGypsy Рік тому +1

    Like a burp and a fart. Instant black hole.

  • @jacksonstarky8288
    @jacksonstarky8288 Рік тому +1

    Simon's last sentence exposes the sarcasm in his opening (in case it wasn't obvious). Dinosaurs may have had small and smooth brains, but they were around for about 180 million years... which is almost three times as long as it's been since their extinction. Meanwhile, humans have put themselves on the brink of extinction after only 300,000 years... or, if we want to be charitable, still less than 3 million years since homo habilis (the first human ancestor to engage in widespread tool-making). Intelligence is fatal... but we're at the point where our attempts to dumb ourselves down will only accelerate our demise, since our overdeveloped brains have become essential to our survival.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому

      While I appreciate the deep analysis, Simon's last sentence was just because I thought it would be mildly funny

  • @canucks8294PatRiot
    @canucks8294PatRiot Рік тому +1

    Easy answer. We all die

  • @MarlinMay
    @MarlinMay Рік тому +1

    Please tell a cassowary it is disappointing to its face.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat Рік тому +2

    Kevin is a ray of sunshine today!

  • @simplegunsmith
    @simplegunsmith Рік тому +2

    Sounds epic.

  • @aick
    @aick Рік тому +1

    1:53 editor, "Everyone loves a log"... sublime math joke, well done Dr. Nerd! ♥♥♥♥

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin Рік тому +1

      A math joke and a Ren and Stimpy reference all in one!

  • @WTigress666
    @WTigress666 Рік тому +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tomahawkk
    @tomahawkk Рік тому

    Just going say, it can be argued that Tobas last super eruption was a VEI 9 (13,200 km^3) and i dread to think how the flood basalts would have rated 😂

  • @MsEsquire83
    @MsEsquire83 Рік тому +1

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 Рік тому +1

    Terrifying thought🙀🌋🌋

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 Рік тому +1

    Wouldn’t the simultaneous eruption of all the volcanoes result in a diffusion of pressure that reduces if not eliminates the amount of particulate matter that reaches the upper atmosphere?

  • @Chuck-PK
    @Chuck-PK Рік тому +1

    In elementary school playing with my friends pretending we were in DragonballZ, "Krakatoa" was my "Kamehameha"

  • @TheZanzibarMan
    @TheZanzibarMan Рік тому

    This editing is FIRE!
    Sorry, I'll leave.

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Рік тому

    Lol all of simons other silly channels have great animations and editing then there’s this channel lmfao.

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Рік тому

    0:07 I expected the spaceship to look like a dinosaur haha

  • @TaterFarmer
    @TaterFarmer Рік тому

    Something nasty like house flies would probably survive. Maybe cockroaches.

  • @bugstomper4670
    @bugstomper4670 Рік тому

    It wouldmean thata micro-black hole that the LHC accidentally generated, didn't evaporate, but the micro-black hole was actually growing.

  • @Flyingdutchy33
    @Flyingdutchy33 Рік тому

    Fort the record, CO2 does not cause acid rain or oceans, sulphur does.
    The amount of CO2 needed to bring pH down from 7 to 6 is _mega collossal_ to continue with the terminology. Only a fraction of that amount in sulphur is needed to do the same thing. Looking at Icelands current effusive eruption, they list 11kt a day for CO2 and 8kt a day for Sulphur. Did I mention yet that sulphur is orders of magnitude better at dropping pH yet?
    I am agronomist, I know how to make fertilizer solutions, and pH is a big thing for us. Additionally, I have an aquarium in which I deliberately dissolve CO2 through a reactor in order to get the plants to grow better. At full juice, I can bring the pH down from 7.2 to 6.6 using CO2. I can crank it up further, but the off-gassing happens far too quickly for this to be a real option. Remember, the more water moves (waves, currents, tidal motion), the more it off gasses. I can say with confidence, based on my own experiences that bringing down the pH of oceans is virtually impossible with just CO2.

  • @multiyapples
    @multiyapples 6 місяців тому

    Ya this won’t happen.

  • @MichaelPallada
    @MichaelPallada Рік тому

    Simon, you okay? There was copious amounts of swearing/bleeping (not complaining, I laughed multriple times) and the end was downright cynical (still not complaining, I can be cynical too sometimes). But again, are you okay?

  • @SgtMantis
    @SgtMantis Рік тому

    That's Weed growing at 09:30 and 10:15.