no hesi should have an option to ghost other players, like forza but the cars dont appear faded but you can drive through them, so non certified players dont have to suffer rammers
Goosiest: I'm not mad Bob: then why does my neck hurt Goosiest: I'm surounded by BMW drivers. Also him driving a BMW Goosiest: oh look the twin towers must be a old map.
still annoying when you have 13 year olds behind you who don't know how to actually drive irl so they have no clue about braking when they see brake lights
More more more more! The guy getting close to you was giving a proximity boost which can gives you up to 10x if they get really close. It's a huge help!
here’s some tips that got me certified: 1) get a duo for proxy points, it max’s at 8x 2) learn to white line lanes 2 & 3 3) grab honda civic, mute the game, bang 3rd gear at 103 mph. can’t be rear ended if your both maxed gear. you only need to be going 102mph to gain points. 4) the cars in lane 1 go slower than the cars in lane 2 & 3. there will ALWAYS be a gap for you to take, shoulder included hope these help!
Remember that if you lose your 500 spot and go to 501 you have to get the minimum score again to regain your certification, because all that work will totally be worth it to lose your top 500 place to someone 4 minutes after you get it
In case u didnt notice Goose, it's easier to get points with other car close to you, even tho it's risky. It make the proximity rate get up to 10x which make the score skyrocket
as the leader you need to keep speed. you goos tap the brake in between cuts which is why you get passed like your standing still. whip into cuts at the very most let off the gas then back in it. no brakes. for the slow down traffic bits follow the suboptiomal stuck up lane and let the followers blow by into a crash while your wait a sec and cut when it opens up.
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11:55 “ on the right side we got twin towers over here must be an old map” 💀💀💀
Don't let Goosiest buy planes.
-Wise old man.
@@TheEditBek Bro 💀💀💀💀
"on the right side.."
*INSTANT SCROLL DOWN*
2nd comment down.. nice 👍
no hesi should have an option to ghost other players, like forza but the cars dont appear faded but you can drive through them, so non certified players dont have to suffer rammers
I don’t think that’s possible because the game is essentially a asseto corsa race just on a different map with traffic
@@gabrielgalvez7449 maybe in ac evo
skill issue
@@26wrld sure
Goosiest: I'm not mad
Bob: then why does my neck hurt
Goosiest: I'm surounded by BMW drivers.
Also him driving a BMW
Goosiest: oh look the twin towers must be a old map.
Bro wtf 💀💀🔥🔥😭
What the hell
@@Jinxtheoneandonly where is the plane
@@Liker-oy8qo dayum bro you cold
Goosiest lost his mind 🫡
Title this video "ASSetto rage compilation"
Your 11 years old max
@@uitys_JoR don't be an ass.
@@uitys_JoR You're.. You have the Intellect of a human, We are geese.
@@uitys_JoR "You're", plus im 15 im just having fun brother chill out the world doesn't revolve around you
@@Beastycutz who said it revolve around me?
There is no hesitation he is gonna be certified.💀
He only needs one of those nohesi cars with BS physics.
@@FcoEnriquePerez Hes driving the easiest car in nohesi in this video
bro rages in lowercase
You don’t wanna see him raging in uppercase
im pretty sure raging in lowercase is seething
There was a reason because people were behind you. They do it because you get more points
i mean its clear as day them mfs are trolling him
still annoying when you have 13 year olds behind you who don't know how to actually drive irl so they have no clue about braking when they see brake lights
well problem was they dont know how to brake only accelerator
@@gorg86 i think it just was a skill issue of the other drivers
Watching this was the perfect way to start July.
There's gonna be more soon, *I AM GETTING CERTIFIED!*
@@Goosiest please do it with Nitret he love you stuff and you guys would be great on a video together
11:54 "must be an old map"
Wth bro 😂
Petition for goose to do the thug shake
👇
I'm not Chloe...
@@Goosiest who’s Chloe?
@@Goosiestye who’s chloe
@@Goosiestwho’s chloe
1 min but really...@@pieace1
10:19 most sane goosiest ever recorded😂
3:07 extreme panic but... ,Funniest video ngl LOL
Let’s gooooo new video ❤😊😊❤😊😊❤😊❤❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊😊❤😊❤❤😊😊❤😊❤
gooseist you are the number 1 pro sim drifter now and racer
very angry goose noise 💀💀😭😂😂😂😂 haven’t laughed that hard at a caption in ages 😂😂😂💯
This is the most funniest Goosiest vid ever🤣🤣🤣
certified lover boy certified PDF file
The prophecy was right!He is indeed the goose god look at him speak goosies(goose language) 7:30.He even has the goose muscles.
think this is the funniest video you’ve ever released, absolutely creased watching this 😂😂
Nah rename the vid to "Goose rageing compilation"
Goosiest is confirmed to be the most chillest racer on UA-cam.
1 day we will drive again
No way Smokyo is in Goosiest, can't wait for the day you guys link up
@driftkingmoe maybe 1 day, I'm just not on his level yet. That's crazy you seen my comment 😆
@SmokyoDrift 😆 yes I seen your comment
This needs to be in the rage compilation lol 😂😂😂, well tried goose!
HESI stands for High End Seizure Incoming 🤣🤣
Yay Goosiest is back in no hesi
Goose im back
Don like this comment if your not subbed
More more more more! The guy getting close to you was giving a proximity boost which can gives you up to 10x if they get really close. It's a huge help!
yeah you should teleport somewhere with less people using the chat
yup
NO GOOSE HARMED IN THIS VIDEO😂
We got No hesi Certifications before gta 6 💀💀
unfunny
no hesi had certified players a while ago 💀
this was the second stream i saw in my life from gooseist
Stop choking the chicken on camera bro
It's a 🪿goose 🪿
7:29 Bro started speaking Mr.Bean🤣🤣
here’s some tips that got me certified: 1) get a duo for proxy points, it max’s at 8x 2) learn to white line lanes 2 & 3 3) grab honda civic, mute the game, bang 3rd gear at 103 mph. can’t be rear ended if your both maxed gear. you only need to be going 102mph to gain points. 4) the cars in lane 1 go slower than the cars in lane 2 & 3. there will ALWAYS be a gap for you to take, shoulder included hope these help!
2:38 dude literally had 10 whole seconds to reset but decided to risk ruining peoples runs
7:41 This video has confirmed that this is a Goosiest being angry compilation, not rage compilation
you make each video an unforgettable learning adventure!
Bro was raging more than me he would have broken his PC with rage if the rammming continued
Mr goose loved this man
Remember that if you lose your 500 spot and go to 501 you have to get the minimum score again to regain your certification, because all that work will totally be worth it to lose your top 500 place to someone 4 minutes after you get it
Keep up the good work
Thanks, will do!
He's inviting squeeze Benz😂
Eheheeeuuuueehehehh AM I SPEAKING PLAIN ENGLISH Eueeeeeeeeheheheh
6:19
❌ im surrounded by 2 BMW’s
✅im surrounded by 2 idiots
I love no hesi vids pls do more
I love when Goosiest does his chanting! 😂👍
If I had the amount of Point Takers you had, I would've opened up on them like a 2002 COD Lobby in VC
Goosiest, the new no hesi king
"we have twin towers must be an old map" ☠️
the way goose screams is me in any game
You're S T R A N G E when you're angry goose
No goose were harmed of the making of this video👍
Love your content❤
take a shot every time goose says 'rammed from behind'
"no geese were harmed"
you can teleport to the other side of the map to avoid bad drivers in public btw!
In case u didnt notice Goose, it's easier to get points with other car close to you, even tho it's risky. It make the proximity rate get up to 10x which make the score skyrocket
Yea noticed that
Goosiest content never get old Also what did the goose did to you for you to keep on choking him😭😭
hehe..
Getting rammed this often seems more frustrating than the carx hackers 😂
Isit js me who randomly found goosiest and now he's a daily thing😂
Signature from goosiest
1 push-up for every crash. You gonna be jacked asf by the time you get top 500.
the stream for this is basically bob going through complete hell for 1 hour straight
I love youre vids goosey
Lol this is exactly the raw emotions that go through you as you play no hessi 😂
Woooo this guys making another challenge:)
Feels good to be certified 😎
Love your videos, goose❤
4:45 the way bro cried😂😂
4:03 We’ve all heard of chokin’ the chicken, but have you heard of chokin’ the goose?
uhh...
november is tough
F in the chat for Bob's neck.🫡(And goosiest sanity)
every time he got hit all I could hear was "GAAABBBEEEE!!"
Bro needs fo get certified
goose having a crash out
the fact that he smashed my pb in like 10 mins🧠🧠
damn 1 mill subs already goos congrats bro
all these guys channelling Rizon ramming skills
as the leader you need to keep speed. you goos tap the brake in between cuts which is why you get passed like your standing still. whip into cuts at the very most let off the gas then back in it. no brakes. for the slow down traffic bits follow the suboptiomal stuck up lane and let the followers blow by into a crash while your wait a sec and cut when it opens up.
You always do the hardest challenge and always end up rage quitting lol
Goose u deserve it!❤
I’ve never seen this version of goose
I was getting mad at those idiots for you lmao. Some of them were definitely stream snipers
Babe wake up goosiest uploaded again...
This video made me rage
A new channel called "Nitret" has great techniques for getting certified easily ❤️👍🏻
W vid goose 💪 still waiting for the roblox No hesi game Midnight chasers gameplay, hope ya make it as soon as ya want goose 👍
Bro started going crazy💀😭
Unlucky goosiest u will get it next time😍
every time you hit the hand break from the anger the more chance it can loose a screw while doing other challenges
Finally back on no Hesi 👍
Bro i kept replaying at 8:55 because goosiest rage so much and at 8:58 bro he turn to a goose😂😂
istg I wouldn't be able to handle it, props to you Goose
Ahhh gotta love the public servers lol. So many trolls but what a funny vid because of it 😂
I really love your vids even though I don’t have a drift set up or proper wheel
I love goosiest
3:03 best graphics, looking like GTA 6 🔥
4:45-4:50 most avrage goose cry ever
Damn, poor Bob😂
I luv ur vids man
I waiting for that moment