Person playing clam blitz: Alright, we just have to keep the lead and we'll win! Person with the ultra stamp and power clam on other team: I'm about to end this man's whole career!
I love this thing, there was this one time I threw the stamp at a player with the intent of scaring them to come near me to splat them, but then this guy used Splash Down and I killed them mid-splash down. It was hilarious!
You covered my favorite special!!! I like to call this the ban hammer, in fact, I have this one gamer that streams spaltoon 2 on Friday nights and when I join for private battles I'm known for being so deadly with this! It's one of the reasons I get about 20 kills with the Kensa Octobrush!
Splashdown can actually counter this thing. If a stamp is charging towards you, use splashdown to jump over the stamp user and come down on them like a stack of bricks to ruin their day.
There's one thing I hate about the Ultra Stamp. When it's being thrown at you and you are almost cornered with no way to quickly sidestep, there is literally no way for you not to die. Unless by some miraculous miracle, you have Ink Armor up.
If you haven’t done it already, I suggest do Inside the minds of people who use BOOYAH BOMBS! Or if you’ve already done that, do inside the minds of people who use the Bubble Blower
I remember the first time I battled against this beast of a special *And during that battle my octoling probably had 50x more migraines than there are stars in the universe*
Hi my name is mr. Hammer Player:Hi mr. Hammer can i go in front of yo~ Mr.hammer:Yes i heard take a life *Dead* The two players behind the hammer: Mr. Hammer:sorry they dont exist anymore i crushed them after that guy
The greatest moment of any ranked battle ever was one day when I accidentally chose Ranked while the mode was Rainmaker. I still had my Kensa Octobrush equipped from the Clam Blitz I was playing before. My team was about bring the Rainmaker onto the pedestal when two of 'em got splattered, but I was too far away to see it. All I saw was "We lost the Rainmaker!". I had had enough, and activated my Stamp, wiping out the entire other team and smashing the bubble, allowing my other living teammate to carry it a few pixels to the goal. It was glorious.
Inside the mind of tents missies or some type of bomb rush or if not or something maybe do some inside the mind of ability users like in side the mind of haunt users or drop roll users it might be a kinda short vid but you could put them all into one alpha! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
hello yes, as a Kensa octobrush main, I like to make people block me whenever I use the ultra stamp. I once managed to make a comeback with an ultra stamp-
1:10 thats a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time time time time, time, time CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT I'm not sorry
THE POWER OF HAMMERS COMPELS YOU (also they took out all of the good specials from Splatoon 1 yet we have ultra stamp booyah bomb tents missiles I could go on)
I made a trick shot where in rain maker I had the ultra stamp so I when somewhere high up and they it in the direction of the rain maker so this happened. They have the rain maker! They lost the rain maker! *splatted this guy* I think ultra stamp is perfect for rainmaker
Yeah I did that but it’s also good on moray towers when the higher team is going up the lines u can go straight down. And throwing can be great ( as long u don’t use joy cons)
I die to the person with the Rainmaker 2/3 of the time because they fire at the ground and I smash my way right into the middle of the explosion, and it's too late to retreat.
There should be a weapon called the mini stamp. It’s a smaller ultra stamp. If you can aim it’s a one shot. You can’t throw it though but it comes with burst bombs and it’s special is the ultra stamp.
![[Splatoon 2] BROKEN Ultra Stamp Shortcuts!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/13a7XsoS8YQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Remind me to never sing at the beginning of a video again. 😂
Anyway what special do you want me to do next? Let me knoow right here in the comments! 😉
Alphastar716 Autobomb/Suction bomb/curling bomb launcher!
SQUIDMIN DRANK SODAGIRL
Bubble blower :3
My iq has increased by 50%
the only respect for that was you singing one of the best video game ( if its counts) songs ever.
Enemy team: exists
Ultra Stamp: allow me to introduce myself
If the enemy with the super clam has an Ultra Stamp ready, then just give up.
You just make way for them to come through XD
Power clam*
[lyrics for sonic cd metallic madness bad future jp]
you cant do anything so don’t even try it. get some help
My suggestion is use kensa brush
I just splashdown them. I use clapples
1:41 "Danana" is from OctoBoy's song "Hey there, Danana. Whats it like in New York City?"
The Iwoomynati Wasn’t it OctolingHacker that started that?
I think he knows that that's why he questioned it lol
@The Iwoomynati You are a fake Iwoomynati cuz you are round in here *btm--tsss!*
Link Mountaineer yes
Boss meme so I should be triangle, yess?
Me: pulls out stamp
My mind: *AINT NOBODY BRINING US DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN*
IT'S BANNING TIME!
Everyone is a pop star now! (K/DA POP/STARS was the song XD)
THEY COULD TRY BUT WE GONNA WEAR THE CROWN
The only reason I use the Ultra Stamp:
to sync it to the beat in music montages 😎
DOWN DOW-
They're very useful for that x)
Inside the Mind of Splatoon 2 Booyah Bomb Users?
I was thinking the same thing!
Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah Booyah
The booyah bomb is only for people who are ANGERY that others don’t booyah bacc
@@LanieMae *I feel attacked*
I use it so I’m excited to see how he will describe “me” as
Person playing clam blitz: Alright, we just have to keep the lead and we'll win!
Person with the ultra stamp and power clam on other team: I'm about to end this man's whole career!
This is why you don't play defence
im guessing based off a true story
That’s me!
No one:
Aboslutely no squid/octo:
Not even the splatoon dev's:
Ultra stam users: YEET
“Ain’t nobody bringing us down down down down... they brought us down so DOWN DOWN DOWN!!”
1:42
🐙 Splatted Danana!
Me: Failboat and Octoboy, where u at?
Sean Ramos 😂
I love this series, keep it up man!
Also your singing is great :v
Thanks! x)
I love this thing, there was this one time I threw the stamp at a player with the intent of scaring them to come near me to splat them, but then this guy used Splash Down and I killed them mid-splash down. It was hilarious!
I killed a Booyah-Bomb once or twice.
I’ve been splatted like that 2 times
You say Ultra Stamp, I say BANHAMMER.
This was a hilarious video! 👍
1:41 *_Failboat will remember that_*
You covered my favorite special!!! I like to call this the ban hammer, in fact, I have this one gamer that streams spaltoon 2 on Friday nights and when I join for private battles I'm known for being so deadly with this! It's one of the reasons I get about 20 kills with the Kensa Octobrush!
1:40
**Insert "Last Surprise" here**
Splashdown can actually counter this thing. If a stamp is charging towards you, use splashdown to jump over the stamp user and come down on them like a stack of bricks to ruin their day.
As a Kensa Octobrush second-mainer, I hate people who splashdown right when I'm going to hit them with a passion
Now Acid Man will never use the -hammer- stamp.
Hey hey, I use the ultra stamp because the Splashdown is nerfed.
And also, our theme song is the Thomas the Train Theme Ear Rape
I am proud of our theme song as well
Meta knight is the best!
Same here
Wait wait wait, the splashdown got nerfed?!
Sweet & Snazzi
Um
Yes
There's one thing I hate about the Ultra Stamp.
When it's being thrown at you and you are almost cornered with no way to quickly sidestep, there is literally no way for you not to die. Unless by some miraculous miracle, you have Ink Armor up.
it's a stamp not a hammer Me:squishes the nail. Me:see it's a hammer
The pure horror of seeing an ultra stamp flying towards you on Moray Towers is ironically hilarious
I love the song that that you made..... and also someone ruined it when they killed you XD 😂
That profile picture though 👌😂
Ah yes, the special that makes you feel great about yourself when you snipe them
i think ultra stamp is my most favorite special to use its so fun just RAMMING through enemy lines with a giant hammer
also YEEEET 1:39
I LOVE the background music that you used. Life Will Change is an amazing song you’ve got good taste
If you haven’t done it already, I suggest do Inside the minds of people who use BOOYAH BOMBS! Or if you’ve already done that, do inside the minds of people who use the Bubble Blower
Me playing splatoon 2: *fighting an enemy*
Teammate with Ultra Stamp: *_hippity hoppity your kill is now my property!_*
You said almost no one uses the Camo Brella? Do you even play Rank X?
Even though I was on my phone when this came out, this was really good!
I remember the first time I battled against this beast of a special
*And during that battle my octoling probably had 50x more migraines than there are stars in the universe*
“Splashdown, TRASH”
Me, who uses splashdown a lot. : WHAT
Same
Try telling that to Tetra Dualie, 9.6 Gal Deco, and Sploosh mains.
3:35 That baller stamp combo was disgusting
Dang another video so soon well I’ll take it great vid Alpha hope inside the mind keep goings well
Yeah they are, hope you enjoyed superman x)
Hi my name is mr. Hammer
Player:Hi mr. Hammer can i go in front of yo~
Mr.hammer:Yes i heard take a life
*Dead*
The two players behind the hammer:
Mr. Hammer:sorry they dont exist anymore i crushed them after that guy
You know what... I LIKE TO CALL It a HAMMER instead of STAMP!!!!
*everybody gangsta till we get behind you*
Dedede theme with the ultra stamp plz
Alpha: “Same difference. Stamp hammer, baller hamsterball, splashdown trash”
Me who uses splashdoown: am I a joke to you?
I’ve Seen A lot Of Ultra Stamps...And I’m A Splatterscope Main
I’ve Eliminated Them Faster Than They Were Able To Eliminate Me.
i only watch the first few seconds and i already know this is gonna be all over the place just how i like my splatoon videos
YEET!!!
Especially to those unsuspecting charger players
We have seen Alphastar's dark side because...
It's hammer time.
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm mmm-mmm can't touch this (from the front)
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
STOP!
hammer time
"That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!"
The one thing that everyone hates in Splatoon is running out of ink
Gotta love the creeper aww man joke
I killed someone *Y E E T I N G* the ultra stamp
MaN, My head hurts badly, did someone smash my head to hard with a hammer?
The greatest moment of any ranked battle ever was one day when I accidentally chose Ranked while the mode was Rainmaker. I still had my Kensa Octobrush equipped from the Clam Blitz I was playing before. My team was about bring the Rainmaker onto the pedestal when two of 'em got splattered, but I was too far away to see it. All I saw was "We lost the Rainmaker!". I had had enough, and activated my Stamp, wiping out the entire other team and smashing the bubble, allowing my other living teammate to carry it a few pixels to the goal. It was glorious.
Inside the mind of tents missies or some type of bomb rush or if not or something maybe do some inside the mind of ability users like in side the mind of haunt users or drop roll users it might be a kinda short vid but you could put them all into one alpha! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
The bubble blower
hello yes, as a Kensa octobrush main, I like to make people block me whenever I use the ultra stamp. I once managed to make a comeback with an ultra stamp-
I'm a Kensa Octobrush Main as well!
We should be friends!
My username is PWM.
Paper World Man My fc is 3052-4642-9336 :D
I would say use it in splatzones albacore hotel
Thank you so much, this video was my suggestion, I’m super Happy ❤️
The puns… the puns will be the death of me!
Sans: mwahaha...
1:10
thats a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time
time
time
time, time, time
CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
I'm not sorry
me in ranked with the hammer and a heck ton of main power up: nice life you got there
shame it’s gotta end this
*TIME TIME TIME*
Imagine just minding your own business when some guy with a big stamp emerges from the ground and crushes you
I love how you sang pop stars by kda in the beginning. I was laughing 😂😂
Inkling: starts using ultra stamp. Also inkling: *makes octostomp noises*
Me using ultra stamp:Hippity Hopity
Your life is meh property *Evil laugh*
Finally Someone else sees it the same way as me!
Omg thx for Vians music montage reference lol. Hope you are doing great in school and have an amazing day
*hears alpha sing at the beginning*
hmm, i see what you did there
certainly a youtuber that knows his ways around the copyright system
I hope that you keep on making videos you’re my favorite UA-camr
Stamp user: “Your a Brave Fool for taking me head on while I’m charging at you”
Me, a Hydrant user: “There is no fool but you here”
2:10
The enemy:
*hippty hoppty He StOlE mY pRoPeRtY!!!!?*
THE POWER OF HAMMERS COMPELS YOU (also they took out all of the good specials from Splatoon 1 yet we have ultra stamp booyah bomb tents missiles I could go on)
SO glad there isnt a kit with point sensor and ultra stamp. That kit is basically a death sentence.
"That's a nice life you have! Too bad it has to end at this *TIME TIME TIME!* "
That's nightmare fuel.
I remember inking turf and going up to a tower to see a ultra stamp being thrown upon the sky like a tom and jerry joke.
Me: I'm pretty tired
Alphastar: nah, you von watch this
Me:
*What power is this*
is this the the power of Ultra Instinct?
I love the Tenta Como Brella. it's probably the best in it's type
00:00 gotta love the Pop/stars vocals
Okay cool video but when I heard you singing POP // STARS I SCREAMED
Good job-
Ultra Stamp user: STOMP Stomp Stomp
Me:
My Discord friends and I like calling this weapon the "ban hammer".
no.. Its the WOOMY WACKER
I made a trick shot where in rain maker I had the ultra stamp so I when somewhere high up and they it in the direction of the rain maker so this happened.
They have the rain maker!
They lost the rain maker!
*splatted this guy*
I think ultra stamp is perfect for rainmaker
It is, if your teamate has the rain maker you can use the ultra stamp and lead the rainmaker to the goal
Yeah I did that but it’s also good on moray towers when the higher team is going up the lines u can go straight down. And throwing can be great ( as long u don’t use joy cons)
I die to the person with the Rainmaker 2/3 of the time because they fire at the ground and I smash my way right into the middle of the explosion, and it's too late to retreat.
That squeak toy sound effect 😂
DUDE I love your humor xD it is cracking me up! please don't stamp! I mean stop!
To think the thumbnail references rock paper scissors before Splatoon three was even announced
It’s not a hammer, nor is it a stamp,
It’s the kraken on a stick
Except it isn't invincible-unless of course someone uses Ink Armor at the same time.
Knowing people still playing this game is good
I am backkkkk from a long frikin trip, hey and keep up the good work!
The Ultra Stamp appears on my favorite brella-the Camo Tenta Brella.
There should be a weapon called the mini stamp. It’s a smaller ultra stamp. If you can aim it’s a one shot. You can’t throw it though but it comes with burst bombs and it’s special is the ultra stamp.
Ultra stamp: I am God.
Chargers: I guess u have chosen death
Geez Alpha didn't you just upload yesterday or something? 😸 Love this series, keep up the great work! 🐯
Btw, 1000/10 singing lol 😹
i love you singing popstar in the beginning(that sounded like the song sorry if im mistaken)
if Inner Agent 3 could use the Ultra Stamp, they'd be completely unstoppable
Quick Question... What do you edit with for your videos
I actually love this special. But when I use it... *Giorno starts playing his piano*
Kacero saying yeet was the best part
1:42 Only Octoboy fans know who that is.
Two seconds in and I love it 😂
So we’re not gonna talk about how he just started to sing K/DA popstars
This what ultra stamp users see "look at all those letters"
You can try but we're gonna wear the crown!
You could go another round, round, round, round, round, round, round!