Technoblade being sarcastic for 8 minutes straight!
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2021
- Some of the best moments of our sarcastic blood god.
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He will be remembered in our hearts!!! 🐷👑
LONG LIVE THE BLOOD GOD, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Long live the blood god!🗡️🐷👑
"have you tired buying their house?"
*Tommy realizing he's making more than the rest of the entire household combined
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
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Yep he’s getting wealthy I remember when hypixel skyblock was main content back in my day child
*tried
@@ChinstF Technoblade: Yeah we are poor. We need to be more rich.
Chat: Agrees that he is dirt poor.
Technoblade:*a moment of surprise and disbelief*
theres no difference between a technoblade sarcasm compilation, and a technoblade best moments compilation, thats just his state of being 24/7
true dat
Lmaoo
And techno's normal stream
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
@Tobias Casey shut the heck your mouth
Techno : exist
Me af : I LIVE FOR YOU
He probs doesn't even know u exist
@@quoicoubeh-mx3me stop saying the truth please
@@quoicoubeh-mx3me stop reminding me 😫
Same
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Techno content POGGGG
Poggg
hogggg
POGGGGGGG
Technoboat...
piiiig
We gon ignore 120 wither skeleton skulls like he cant spawn 40 withers and destroy the whole server
_Only_ 40 withers? I mean, the dude can't even keep up constant production of withers for just a week. I'd say that's pretty poor
@@StarryxNight5 Lmao , imagine somebody who haven't got 100 skull/h . -couldn't be me...-
Imagine he transforms L'manburg into 2b2t by spawning Withers at almost every area lol.
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Eh. He doesn’t even have 200. Like imagine not having a stack of bedrock. He’s a poor nerd.
'Just a reference, I am gonna have more subs then all of this nerds (vikkstar)'
@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND true
@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND NOT YET!!
@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND Speaking as a fan of Vik, its not gonna be long till he passes, Vik's channel hasnt really been growing that much the last few years
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Yeah he passed vik by 200k so he fulfilled his promise just took some time
I actually don’t watch Technoblade that much but based off this, he seems cool
October 3rd: Hello, I have come back from 6 months to report. I have watched 83% of Technoblade’s sky wars and bed wars videos, thank you
Considering his upload schedule not watching him that much is tottaly normal
@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 i didnt watch all of his 1.5k video in the last 6 years at least 8 times casuals
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Me:First time?
@@jack-the-dripper583 Idk, depends?
"I want to be wastefully wealthy"
Ranboo: allow me to introduce myself
Technoblade:
"This is broke"
Ranboo:
"Agreed"
"oh my god it's 8:04 minutes long, this person lied" -my 7 yo sister lmao
*maybe I am your sister*
Pfft-
@Charles Sutcliffe me rn: 😂😭🔫
@Charles Sutcliffe maybe don't be mean
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
techno saying he’s broke:
me with 20 diamonds: 😀
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Me with 2 diamonds
@@lillit_2966 bro when i tell you it took 3 hours to get 20 diamonds i never wanna do that again i almost had a heart attack✋🏽😩
The fact that he joked about his imminent death on discord made me realise just what an amazing person he was. Love you techno, always
i’M gOiNg To SuRvIvE cAnCeR gUyS!
Techno is the only person who speaks fluent sarcasm and it's actually funny XD
Fly high Technoblade. Alex may have died but Technoblade will forever live on in our hearts
“How can I yell at people and get paid? - UA-cam!”
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Nobody truly speaks fluent sarcasm.
Except for Technoblade
4:00 this clip hurts now
Unfortunate foreshadowing..., it did pay for his retirement in the end, it was just a very early retirement...
1:06 that's really not enough man, hve u seen ranboo's Ender chest.
I think foolish is richer
@Goal nah fam ranbo has 5 tacks of iron, diamond and gold blocks and more wealth in his vault.
@@parthgore7420 correct me if I'm wrong, I think foolish is richer.
Foolish has easily more than 10 stacks of lapis blocks (I think he has even more put into his secret base and builds) , I think about 10 stacks of gold blocks (put into his builds), 1 shulker box (unobtainable on the dream smp), 62 netherite, more than 2 stacks of diamonds (probably not as many diamonds as Ranboo, but the rest are more.)
Edit: I said foolish has 10 stacks of gold blocks but tbh, he easily has more.
@@parthgore7420 5 stacks of gold put into his secret base (so he probably has more in his other builds AND ender chest)
@@parthgore7420 72 blocks of diamonds were put into his secret base, so he probably has more in his ender chest and other builds.
He also has tons of emeralds. (not sure how many)
Oh look, Tubbo dropped a "Daimaontspizbitzhawkeh" with Efficiency and Unbreaking
diamantspitzhacke and its from when he changed his language to german with nikki. that clip is funny as heck
@@apofid Yeah i know hahah I speak german fluently, was just making fun of his pronunciation but all /lh :)
@@Sas-wh1vg oh lol yeah i just like spelling things right i guess 🤷♀️ i speak dutch not German but they're pretty similar
@@apofid yeah thats relatable hahah, the clip where tubbo changes language is really funny btw i love it
@@Sas-wh1vg i wheeze every time I see it's comedy gold
I mean, techno is only about 50 thousand subs away from vikkstar so he wasn't lying
How many subs does vikstar have?
@@alex2005z 50k more then vickstar :3
@@infniteburger1956 vikstar has more subs than himself?
@@infniteburger1956 lmaoo vikk has 50k subs more than himself, thats impressive
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
The king of sarcasm
The king of all the pigs
The blood god
The potato god
The champion in skywars
The king in Heaven
Our new god
It's been an amazing journey with you Techno
Rest easy up there alex
2:21 I mean he's pretty close
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
HE PASSED VIKSTAR
1:55 you can tell its probably after 11:00 PM with screams that quiet
"Dymantßpitzhak"
This had me laughing for so long 😂
Ist sonst jemand hier, der Deutsch spricht?
Wheat?
Nee, maar ek praat afrikaans
Aber klar doch 🤣
Ich kann nicht mehr xDD
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
watching this and crying
3:13 Plot of OMORI be like:
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Lmfao
Yow is that an omori reference
Rip technoblade 💔
Man I am watching these video after hearing the news
I'd like to point out that the reason french is taught in american schools is because they speak french in Canada.
french? I learn spanish
Technoblade never dies
man and now it’s gone. just like that.
Rip legend
but he's right in a way...
You were chosen by the thumbs up gods
Techno: *has many op items in his ender chest*
Also Techno: I am so broke, this level 1 stuff... i need diamonds.
technoblade could have told them all to get off his property cuz he owned the planet at that point.
He did
RIP Alex.
3:30 lol that dono was really funny 😄
I like how techno streams have a tradition for the rich viewers, where they all vote as the stream starts
And the world record for best sarcasm goes to! TECHNO!!! “WOW thank you sooo much”
2:57 the only time technoblade had in fact died
1:34 he definetly got offended
1:24 wdym he’s being sarcastic, he’s broke
I miss him
Technoblade never dies in memory. That's what's important.
Rip
5:41 okay but techno speaking German which is my language is the best thing ever xD
more like technocastic
sorry pls don't kill me
Ok
@@platinumknight_7 why
@@n1sely ok
XD
@@infy6641 why tho
“You think I have a shred of mercy in this soul?”
Yea anybody who thinks that is crazy
Techno's ability to transform anything into fun is truly impressive
Rest In Peace Legend❤️
0:37 can we talk abt philza getting up and replanting the flowers tho?
Rip techno king of Minecraft
Technoblade: “King of Sarcasm”
Chandler Bing: _Let me introduce myself_
In the latest stream I counted how much money he did get.. But only the money witch was on the screen shown.. And he said he got 700 new channel members so in the end he got 17.240.93 dollars (its not exactly how much he got just sayin)
And?
Being a youtube streamer is the hardest job in the planet
@@mehedi1178 it is 🙄
Wow, that's almost enough to afford a single ambulance ride in the US
@@DundiOFF not that far. That requires like 5 streams
To be honest, Both Tommy and Technoblade has Diamond and Gold Blocks around the same numbers in their Enderchest.
but only techno had dtacks of withers
Didn't tommy steal gold blocks from him?
@@player1641 "Asked for it Nicely"
@@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418 Ah yes, how could I forget?
Yo, I just watched this yesterday and then he's gone the next day.
What the hell man... :(
To make a correction to the thumbnail.
*legend* of sarcasm
*technoblade casually beating a man to death with an apple*
Healing arrows are actually great for undead mobs like zombies, skeletons, zombie villagers, husks, drowns, phantoms, skeleton horses, skeleton horsemens, withers, strays and wither skeletons
Bruh I swear this guy even after dying cracks me up and makes my day better
“It funds my retirement” - technoblade
Me crying knowing he will never make it there
Imagine a sarcasm montage not having , " I headed to the safest place I knew , AFGANISTAN "
Ah yes, sarcasm the highest form of wit
I'm a VERY sarcastic person but Technoblade is definitely the king of sarcasm
"It funds my retirement" This really didn't age well.
"It funds my retirement"
Me: It's a terrible day for rain...
1:02
"i want you to scream at the top of your lungs-"
*"ÀÆÁÃÂËÉÆÆH"*
I think I liked him more precisely for his sarcasm.
a true king, these videos are so bittersweet these days
"How can I yell at people at get payed for it? UA-cam!"
- Technoblade 2021
Techno: have you considered buying their house?
Ranboo: great idea
Girls: why do we live longer than boys?
Boys: 6:00
Techno is one of the reasons I enjoy being sarcastic man
“Our only crafting table.”
That was so funny
3:45 how he looks down on himself 😅
Man hearing kid Technoblade saying that he will have more subs than Vicstar but he needs more time breaks my heart 😔 #TechobladeNeverDies
Saraticblade
gosh I love Technoblade
pog
This is the only video i could watch whole day if it was long enough
#Technosupport
sometimes I feel like technoblade uses sarcasm so much that sometimes he forgets that he is using sarcasm
This is actually really well made
Michael Reeves is king of sarcasm
i love that wilbur instantly realizes and was like OHHH OHHHH
Lol the healing arrow gets me eveytime.
0:11 I don't think Techno was being sarcastic then... :0
Fly high my guy we all are missing you 💖🐷ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
This is the man who had a 1.8k winstreak in bedwars
Well that first one is pretty accurate
Blood for the blood god
RIP
When I saw this I was like the maximum clips are going to have Tommy in them-
When techno says ill have more subs then Vikstar. He actually does
He has the crown for a reason
Mans just sfx’d his own failure
IVE NEVER HEARD TECHNO TRYING TO SPEAK GERMAN "DIAMONTSPITZHAAC" AHSHAJSJAJSHAB
“28 diamond blocks”
*mumbo jumbo has entered the chat*
How he said diamantspitzhacke is super funny