They said CS:GO couldn't get any dumber...

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  • @cscoop
    @cscoop  5 років тому +596

    youtooz.com/products/cscoop

    • @AH-zl1ng
      @AH-zl1ng 5 років тому +5

      cscoop already got it so you can get that bread

    • @slimdikin4131
      @slimdikin4131 5 років тому

      Cooper buy a case with me money my boy

    • @LeshyIsAlive
      @LeshyIsAlive 5 років тому +1

      I bought all 4 please give me love, oh great fish god

    • @Woobrain
      @Woobrain 5 років тому

      I got it

    • @evanmcmillan7281
      @evanmcmillan7281 5 років тому

      Acquired Youtooz

  • @GarrillaGal
    @GarrillaGal 5 років тому +2445

    i can only imagine the stroke you had trying to caption Josh's cognitive breakdown

    • @Charlie-hv3dh
      @Charlie-hv3dh 5 років тому +24

      can someone explain the random montage in the middle of the video?

    • @GarrillaGal
      @GarrillaGal 5 років тому +91

      @@Charlie-hv3dh art

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 років тому

      Timestamp

    • @Vyknak
      @Vyknak 5 років тому +11

      2:37

    • @doughy_
      @doughy_ 5 років тому +3

      why your face look like a school mural.

  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle 5 років тому +1961

    i want the sticky one

    • @dns7095
      @dns7095 5 років тому +21

      Cannibalism is illegal

    • @alexandoo
      @alexandoo 5 років тому +28

      Charlie you scare me

    • @emmettpatarini5677
      @emmettpatarini5677 5 років тому +5

      Shut the fuck up charlie

    • @sebastianpoppell7902
      @sebastianpoppell7902 5 років тому +2

      You have to like this comment charlie or your gay, them's the rules, the equivalent exchange it must be done, apples

    • @Ekstasii
      @Ekstasii 4 роки тому

      Charlie can you sign my ass too?

  • @dampsock6363
    @dampsock6363 5 років тому +1185

    Everybody gangsta until you spend $120 on youtooz figures

    • @samgidget
      @samgidget 5 років тому +1

      Mickeymouse Clubhouse facts

    • @jeffery9543
      @jeffery9543 5 років тому +2

      its $180 in nzd :’)

  • @linkhoward6327
    @linkhoward6327 5 років тому +555

    That Webkinz reference punched me in the face and stole my lunch money to buy a stuffed pig.

  • @grumpletybooeg3338
    @grumpletybooeg3338 5 років тому +237

    5:54 is the most dynamic i've ever seen Schlatt

  • @hannahsmith6775
    @hannahsmith6775 5 років тому +525

    the patience it must take to subtitle josh and travis

  • @loganmassa9043
    @loganmassa9043 5 років тому +761

    love when irish dummy speaks moon runes

    • @zatch9362
      @zatch9362 5 років тому +6

      This comment made me laugh for 30 seconds

    • @loganmassa9043
      @loganmassa9043 5 років тому +6

      @@zatch9362 im glad

    • @rhys2871
      @rhys2871 4 роки тому

      Hey, listen here you little shit

    • @real131
      @real131 4 роки тому +4

      Ween. syrup n

    • @mootyhiggins5988
      @mootyhiggins5988 4 роки тому +7

      he said" yo conor mcgregor literally threatened me on instagram. where's my phone, i need to show u this."

  • @HeyItsJoko
    @HeyItsJoko 5 років тому +2495

    this video is funny :)

  • @shaarkto
    @shaarkto 5 років тому +340

    aight travis and cooper upload at the same time. what a choice

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 5 років тому +477

    “omfg” -BIGSHRIMPIN69

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 5 років тому +85

    5:41 I love it
    the second long clip of swaggersouls getting a can thrown in the middle of his face equal to the power level of brad pitt throwing the can of dog food at the woman at the end of "once upon a time in hollywood" creating a metal on metal cling as loud as the csgo headshot dink making swagger recoil and hold his head as the can bounces off of his dumbass helmet amuses me.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +6

      See, your description of that fuckery is what gets me

    • @de-ment
      @de-ment 4 роки тому +3

      @@oddacity5883 that means I have succeeded

  • @dauntlessnicholas1672
    @dauntlessnicholas1672 5 років тому +385

    UA-cam automatically played this while I was working out.
    *Bench 80kg*
    “Conor Mcgregor and Joe Rogen are gonna *Kiss* ”
    *Loses grip and slam it on my face*

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 5 років тому +8

      nobody can bench and watch minecraft, it just can't happen

    • @dauntlessnicholas1672
      @dauntlessnicholas1672 5 років тому +7

      Bean Yoda not everyone uses ITunes or Spotify because I’m not that rich to buy every album from every artist I like. Like how not everyone on the internet works out and listen to music but sit in their own bed and doubt other people on the internet who actually do something benefit to their body

    • @thewhitejackharlow
      @thewhitejackharlow 5 років тому +2

      Dauntless Nicholas you would be dead bro

    • @thewhitejackharlow
      @thewhitejackharlow 5 років тому

      Dauntless Nicholas where do you keep your phone to see the screen while benching

    • @dauntlessnicholas1672
      @dauntlessnicholas1672 5 років тому +1

      MCFRURRY69 someone was spotting me by the bench and it was the line that caught me off guard not the video

  • @ryanhamel5795
    @ryanhamel5795 5 років тому +48

    Traves is the best headache i’ve ever had

  • @megan4007
    @megan4007 5 років тому +62

    Southern schlatt was something I was not prepared for

  • @francescobarresi8885
    @francescobarresi8885 5 років тому +77

    Did my man Traves really say "da heez nuts"??

  • @carterulery
    @carterulery 5 років тому +27

    1:39 BROOOOO I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THAT WAS IM DYING OF NOSTALGIA RN

  • @AdamsYoutubeAccount
    @AdamsYoutubeAccount 5 років тому +205

    Happy to see Joko playing with the boys again. Glad they are still friends.

    • @MrJetsniperjPlays
      @MrJetsniperjPlays 5 років тому +6

      What happened?

    • @loistor
      @loistor 5 років тому +13

      MrJetsniperjPlays joko and cooper made goop, once goop became their big group joko basically got kicked out

    • @MrJetsniperjPlays
      @MrJetsniperjPlays 5 років тому +3

      @@loistor Oh sad times, thanks for clearing that up for me

    • @cscoop
      @cscoop  5 років тому +169

      @@loistor that's absolutely not what happened dude. We never stopped hanging out with joko tf?

    • @smallfoot5689
      @smallfoot5689 5 років тому +29

      @@loistor
      don't believe everything that twitter tells you man

  • @thesuffering0412
    @thesuffering0412 5 років тому +28

    COOPER USING SWEET TRIP IN THE INTRO AAAAAAHAAAAAAa

    • @alec1402
      @alec1402 5 років тому +2

      Sweet tri0 is so good

    • @thesuffering0412
      @thesuffering0412 5 років тому

      @@alec1402 one of my favorites ever

  • @chrisp8884
    @chrisp8884 5 років тому +70

    I just got many notifications. Whole squad be posting

  • @basic-camryn5990
    @basic-camryn5990 5 років тому +32

    schlatt popped all the way off with Artie Fact impression ngl

  • @j0nvi1
    @j0nvi1 5 років тому +37

    5:33 why did that scare me if I knew what was gonna happen?

  • @cadenc7162
    @cadenc7162 5 років тому +9

    The past 6 minutes with the youtooz drops and tweets and this upload have been so god damn chaotic but you KNOW I already bought that little fish boy

  • @goatsuba1022
    @goatsuba1022 5 років тому +17

    4:12 it took me a second to realize what he said

  • @tallguy8719
    @tallguy8719 5 років тому +12

    1:16
    Yo Connor McGregor literally just trapped me in this room I'm not kidding where's my phone I need to tell you this

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 5 років тому +7

    Yay! More cs content. I've been on a cscoop binge, and I'm so happy to have new content :D

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 4 роки тому +6

    10:20
    "carnivore"
    more like predator lol

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 5 років тому +25

    I was genuinely confused when the video started..

  • @seb1703
    @seb1703 5 років тому +9

    That webkinz reference pulled me back like 8 years dude

  • @baxly2685
    @baxly2685 5 років тому +11

    3:54 dude really just put in Carson saying "makdonaldc"

  • @hana-qw8lr
    @hana-qw8lr 4 роки тому +4

    1:17 he said:
    "yo conor mcgregor literally threatened me on instagram im not even kiding wheres my phone i need to play you this"

  • @cyntax7928
    @cyntax7928 5 років тому +11

    3 minutes in and I can already feel my brain oozing out of my ear

  • @hayward325
    @hayward325 5 років тому +10

    bro cscoop using sweet trip in his video what this is epic

  • @PBandJuliana
    @PBandJuliana 5 років тому +3

    The whole Webkinz monologue just took me back to my childhood. I had like 52 and I also had the Curio Shop monologue memorized (as I still do)

  • @coopierre.
    @coopierre. 4 роки тому +3

    this is very off-topic, but the intro music was so good I looked it up and found my new favorite band from that. Thank you Cooper, from one cooper to another.

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 Рік тому

      no your name isn't even fooper i bet

  • @swiishy_
    @swiishy_ 5 років тому +2

    i have watched this video atleast 5 times in the past 2 days and i don’t know if i'll be stopping any time soon

  • @wirtsroom
    @wirtsroom 5 років тому +1

    this videos feel like the blurred memories of last night and i can't handle it. drove me to tears. thank you sir

  • @nicolascaballero8707
    @nicolascaballero8707 4 роки тому +2

    3:37 When two people on the headset take the same lane

  • @jacobtowne9661
    @jacobtowne9661 4 роки тому +1

    When jschlatt started doing the webkinz voices I literally started crying it unlocked memories so far in my brain holy shit

  • @birdi3e
    @birdi3e 5 років тому +4

    “So if you’re lucky enough to get one, eat the tape.”
    *jOkEs On YoU i JuSt OrDeReD aLl 4 Of ThEm RiP mY bAnK aCcOuNt*

  • @strizatubizat
    @strizatubizat 5 років тому +7

    Lunch Club V1: Cscoop, Ted Nivison, Slimecicle, Traves, CallMeCarson, Jschlatt
    Lunch Club V2: Cscoop, Schizo, Fart, Traves, Boner, Doga

  • @alana-jadesalter7380
    @alana-jadesalter7380 5 років тому

    These videos just get funnier every single time. Also can't wait for all the youtooz to arrive homie

  • @haydenfrank2148
    @haydenfrank2148 4 роки тому +4

    6:47 got one pumped

  • @BigIcedCoffee
    @BigIcedCoffee 4 роки тому +4

    this is just a compilation of their shower thoughts

  • @jessicabenach4085
    @jessicabenach4085 5 років тому +1

    Schlatt reciting webkinz dialogue is my whole world

  • @michael_epp
    @michael_epp 5 років тому +5

    I can only imagine how long it takes to caption these fever dreams

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 4 роки тому +2

    cscoop csgo videos:
    -brain cell-killing humor that's really fucking funny
    -at least one bong rip
    -montage of great plays with music, interspersed with clips of shit breaking or people getting hurt
    -bruh

  • @loveylillistener1012
    @loveylillistener1012 5 років тому +12

    I like the part when he eats the tape

  • @austinlopes219
    @austinlopes219 5 років тому +1

    I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT WEBKINZ REFERENCE DUDE WTF MY BRAIn

  • @Sansvertigo_
    @Sansvertigo_ 4 роки тому

    Schlatt’s Webkinz Curio Shop impression caused several memories to resurface

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 4 роки тому

    1:30 i fucking lost it. I was not ready for *FART ON ME TOP LIP YEAH? YAH!*

  • @mario3105hr
    @mario3105hr 4 роки тому

    3:33 the beat actually scared the frick out of me

  • @toshiiiiiiii
    @toshiiiiiiii 5 років тому +1

    when schlatt did the curio shop dialogue i had a fucking nostalgia stroke

  • @conorandkanohi
    @conorandkanohi 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for introducing me to DSCO, its now one of my favorite songs

  • @di_no3891
    @di_no3891 5 років тому +2

    Mikey really speakin hieroglyphics in this video.

  • @3unskippableads51
    @3unskippableads51 4 роки тому

    You could've just end it at "They say CS:GO" and people would still be howling.

  • @plutoswxrld
    @plutoswxrld 5 років тому +3

    my friend keeps threatening to eat your youtooz and I'm actually scared

  • @elliswebster7041
    @elliswebster7041 4 роки тому +1

    3:38 I thought traves said “Madeline M’cann I take your order?”

  • @petrichor001
    @petrichor001 Рік тому

    schlatt turns his parts into a fever dream

  • @bradycronin2522
    @bradycronin2522 3 роки тому +1

    we may not know who was in Paris, but at least we know who was in the shower

  • @umtyler205
    @umtyler205 5 років тому

    I pinched a turd in half from laughing at this video

  • @skuhnert3058
    @skuhnert3058 4 роки тому +1

    this video is just a slow descent into a stroke simulator

  • @csx_cat5893
    @csx_cat5893 4 роки тому

    3:16 cscoop in editing software listening to this like, nah im not subtitling that

  • @catsock
    @catsock 3 роки тому +1

    i think i will. i think i will eat the tape. ill eat tape right now just to spite you.

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 5 років тому

    10% cs gameplay 90% gibberish
    100% funny

  • @alec1402
    @alec1402 5 років тому

    Never would i expect to hear a sweet trip song in a cscoop video

  • @reynolds7784
    @reynolds7784 5 років тому

    i love coopers editing so much

  • @josephkony3993
    @josephkony3993 4 роки тому +1

    that was the best Yootooz ad I've ever seen

  • @tiddelyfish2413
    @tiddelyfish2413 5 років тому

    I fucking love the way you edit. I always look forward to the one segment of meme massacre

  • @TheMemeBorrower.
    @TheMemeBorrower. 3 роки тому

    5:54 you just got Schlapped

  • @ezracarlson7536
    @ezracarlson7536 5 років тому

    This video gave me terminal brain cancer and I don't regret ever clicking on it

  • @benwhite2226
    @benwhite2226 5 років тому +1

    Carnivore is actually the funniest shit I've ever heard. Had me fuckin dying
    Keep up this type of shit

  • @livilu5865
    @livilu5865 5 років тому

    Webkinz references got me all types of nostalgic jeezus christ

  • @bruhemian
    @bruhemian Рік тому

    'fart on me top lip yeah' has been in my vocabulary since this video came out and refuses to leave.

  • @Vilified_Vagabond
    @Vilified_Vagabond 5 років тому

    I got the flu and can feel my flesh rotting away but this video caused me to chuckle and made me temporarily forget my pain

  • @meg69420
    @meg69420 5 років тому

    all of your csgo videos are fever dreams and i dont know what to do about them

  • @lilgoblinboy5496
    @lilgoblinboy5496 5 років тому

    i kept rewinding so much i turned this 10 min video to a hour experience

  • @IAmAki
    @IAmAki 4 роки тому +2

    1:26 and thats the person that i love xd

  • @vzihall
    @vzihall 5 років тому

    My favorite videos of yours are CSGO with all these guys

  • @zo.bot.
    @zo.bot. 5 років тому +1

    i just ordered ur youtooz and while i was watching u liked my tweets abt it!! ly cooper!

  • @chloeanderson4696
    @chloeanderson4696 5 років тому

    Damn watching this made me really miss of all the cs:go streams you guys did

  • @IdealisticMus
    @IdealisticMus 5 років тому +1

    holy shit dude i love sweet trip

  • @SushiiMp3
    @SushiiMp3 5 років тому +1

    Alright fuck it MOM GIMMIE THAT CREDIT CARD I NEEDA GET A LITTLE COOPY FIGURE 💀

  • @mozzarella7286
    @mozzarella7286 5 років тому

    Holy shit, I didn't buy a Carson Youtooz because I was holding out in case either Cooper or Travis got one. And now my dream has come to fruition, best believe I'm buying that shit!

  • @Matty-2324
    @Matty-2324 4 роки тому

    Schlatt out here with the hubie reference

  • @sloanyrene
    @sloanyrene 5 років тому +1

    the webkinz bit had me feeling hella nostalgic

  • @Ekstasii
    @Ekstasii 4 роки тому

    Perhaps my favorite video on UA-cam

  • @CalebFrush
    @CalebFrush 3 роки тому

    I’m so high rn (like absolutely zooted) but this video might just be the funniest video of all time, LITERALLY like b r u h.

  • @not_jd
    @not_jd 5 років тому +3

    dsco as the intro, heck yea

    • @alec1402
      @alec1402 5 років тому

      Fuck yes love sweet trip

  • @Th0rn3195
    @Th0rn3195 4 роки тому

    2:37 Jawsh’s brain rotting at an alarming rate

  • @LazarusTRP
    @LazarusTRP 4 роки тому

    this video is pure chaos

  • @polarity8372
    @polarity8372 5 років тому

    Who gave you the rights to my brain during a test

  • @sydneyh3270
    @sydneyh3270 5 років тому +1

    I'm legitimately going to go play Webkinz right now

  • @kinleespam792
    @kinleespam792 5 років тому

    that cooper youtooz is actually the cutest thing ever

  • @trisn3524
    @trisn3524 5 років тому +1

    i got all 4 didn't even know that you got a poster

  • @tangy3003
    @tangy3003 5 років тому

    i died a little inside when i heard jschlatt quote webkinz

  • @cactusfgt9416
    @cactusfgt9416 5 років тому

    this video makes my anxiety peak

  • @nathanburnett9529
    @nathanburnett9529 5 років тому +1

    Webkinz references had me crying 😢

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 5 років тому +1

    I liek wen Cooper scooper pooper puts the funny movies where people die

  • @kaylakris8261
    @kaylakris8261 5 років тому

    i stayed up till 3am to accidentally buy not one but TWO of your youtooz :) and one of travis