When he said “open your mouth daredevil” I opened my mouth and like 5 seconds later I felt something long go in my mouth- when I tell you I closed my mouth that second I did and now im to scared to open it-
my stomach said butterflies✨✨✨✨✨ Sel: *saying all the things he loves about listener* My body dysphoria: aight, imma head out i am also not aware of how many times i have listened to this-
"When i say this man is SO FINE." "When i say this man is-" ✨"SCRUMP-DILLI-ICIOUS"✨ "He make me wanna go-" *breaks neck* *falls to the ground* *ON* *GOD* 😭😭✨✨✨💖💖💖
Selever calling us dare devil Me who has jumped out of trees and often puts my self in dangerous situations: that checks out And surprisingly I've never broken a bone from any of the situations I've been in that i should have been hurt in
Fun fact about selever and Sebastian Selever is 17 but he's 7 feet and 5 inches tall Meanwhile Sebastian is older that selever and is around 6 feet..... When I knew this I was blown out of my mind.........
*me training for basketball* *5 hours later* My friend: what time is it? "it's time to listen to a selever audio" Edit Request: can you do one when selever introduce us to his sister? It's fine if you don't want to
*HIM BEING LIKE 7’5* *MEANWHILE ME BEING LIKE 4’9* Me:DUDE I AM A FUKING GARDEN GNOME COMPARED TOO YOU Him:☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Gawd give me holy water🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
Sel : daredevil~ Me : HAH JOKES ON YOU- I HAVE HOLY WATER AND I WILL KILL MYSELF BC WHY NOT AHAHAHHA- 😌 *:INSERT ISABELLS LULLABY FROM TPN:* Me : NOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO BYEEEEEE **DISAPPEARS**
I have a suggestion- EVEN though in the video he says his wings are hard to use- but maybe you could make a video where selever and listener go on a date and selever and listener fly around and dance in the sky- it can be any type of listener but could it be angel listener?
I wanna know...how are ruv and serventai not just watching in the background like "I wonder how long will it take for Selver to realize that she is going to be pregnant? I mean that's how we got him..." Meanwhile ruv is just like well if she gives birth in the middle of a random night I'm helping her....
Suggestion:Listener and Selever get into a bad argument and not talk to each other for some time and then they realize they feel bad for it and apologize for their actions then just chill and cuddle😊😊
Me ; blushing Af/and also inside my bedroom, contemplating life Mom: are you OK? You been silent for the past five hours Me literally watching all of the videos in this creator s channel😊😊
AHH A AMBER ALERT CAME ON AS I WAS WATCHING THE VID T^T
29:00 for the damn simps
HELLO SHORTIE
@@4kit0_ ELLO MOTHER KAI
Come get your juice yall 😌💕
@@KenmaVA Yess queen😳😳😳😳😳
@@KenmaVA I want apple juice- ;-;
This how many times selever said dare devil.
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At least 100+ times LMAO
@@mykolasss IKR
-_-
@@Susanne47 -._-.
Oh my purple potato
Rasazy in the other room : 😨
This comment is gold
LMAO SO TRUE 😂😂😂😂
Poor ras BAHAH-
Oh god🤣🤣🤣
poor Rasazy 😳
Selever: you like my personality?
Me: yes I do love handsome jerks.
Same here thoooooo😅
Same here
Ayo 69 likes-
Mood
* wheeze *
When he said “open your mouth daredevil” I opened my mouth and like 5 seconds later I felt something long go in my mouth- when I tell you I closed my mouth that second I did and now im to scared to open it-
Uh so this was three weeks ago... are you OK like did you ever open your mouth again?!
@Sai one Nettles
I’m on my alt and yes it happened again but it was like on my hips n shit idk if a ghost likes me or sum it’s just around-
Damn imagine it was selever as a ghost bc he can't be real in the real world and just- i wish it could happen to me now ngl 💀
@ MioTheSimp
SHI I mean sure-
Apparently 6 months ago, *ARE U OK??! DID U BREATHE???!!!!*
Him: your ears are sensitive aren't they?
Me: *gets a whole shiver down my spine*
Me who did not get what he meant by that......
pov:You have dirty mind and ended up making up a thousand different sanarios
YES
There is one scenario that happens in this that you NEED a dirty mind for it no lie dude😂
@@Dash766the neck thing?
"Hmm okay daredevil~ can you give me an owa owa?"
Me: AHE-HEHEHEMMM *intense chihuahua owa owa noises*
MOTHER KAI RELAX '^'
Lol
@@Starmarixx oh hey buddy!
@@4kit0_ HUG :D
@@Starmarixx fine hehe
*hug*
Oh ya at 18:58 . THIS KISS WAS SO PERFECT. I ALWAYS GET BUTTERFLIES WHEN I HERE IT- OH MAH GAWD-
Agreed😩
Hehe 😊 I'm glad you enjoyed
Ikr
It was
Same here gorlllll
"Are you being good for me?"
Me who just threw pebbles at children:
😃 WELL BESTIE-
So true i do the same😂
And I get hit with rocks at school because I’m autistic
@@morganpinkney9900 My little brother is too
-yeets phone instead- me:BYE BYE 👁👄👁
@@person6372 Lol
This video made me the definition of the "THIS MAN IS SO FINE" meme- 😭
Bro ikr
@@reeeee_eeeeeee yes
Truuueee
Me tooo
I have to agree with this one comment lmao
my stomach said butterflies✨✨✨✨✨
Sel: *saying all the things he loves about listener*
My body dysphoria: aight, imma head out
i am also not aware of how many times i have listened to this-
Me two bestieeeeeee!!!!!
Were all watched it at least 5 times
Lol now i made it 169 7v7
@@BethTheArtster why thank u for that 😌
Idk how many times I have lol
I was like
“This is probably a really good and practiced voice actor”
Then I saw your channel
You make it seem so effortless 😭💗✨
Selver: I’m only a few inches taller than you
Me: *being 5’2 and he’s 7’5* sir tf you mean? I have to look up to see you (literally)
🤭
Me being fwacking 4’10:😰
Im 5'3 😔
@@Abbythedumbone Damn, I'm only 4'8 😭😭
Me, a 4'9;
"When i say this man is SO FINE."
"When i say this man is-"
✨"SCRUMP-DILLI-ICIOUS"✨
"He make me wanna go-"
*breaks neck*
*falls to the ground*
*ON* *GOD* 😭😭✨✨✨💖💖💖
YOU SAID IT, SO I DONT HAVE TO.
WHY IS HE SO CUTE
FRRRRR BRO/GIRL/HOMIE (ig idk what to call someone if they go by they 👁️👄👁️👌🏼)
FR ITS JUST GAWD DAYUM HE FINE-
@@yoshi5699 IDK BUT HE IS-
THE WHITE CHRISTMAS JOKE WAS WAY TOO FUNNY!!! I LAUGH TOO MUCH!!
"your know this is a church"
DOING THIS ON GODS THRONE😔✋
It will be more better 😏
XD lemme stop-
I feel so bad ngl
God will never forgive us 😔
@@alyssaknight9362 wait no
#brocken 😔✋
28:57
AHH THE BUTTERFLIES MAKE MY STOMACH FEEL WEIRDZ
Selever calling us dare devil
Me who has jumped out of trees and often puts my self in dangerous situations: that checks out
And surprisingly I've never broken a bone from any of the situations I've been in that i should have been hurt in
You truly are a daredevil ❤ Selever will love that so much
That's the things I do but I'd make myself loose A LOT of blood
@@Dash766 lmao so relatable
Bro, same!
@@anarahm It is ain't it?
Him saying obey me
Me: *starts playing obey me*
IKRRR💀💀💀💀
STOP💀
ahaha don't mind me just, ehh... saving some timestamps for myself here, please ignore this-
26:06
29:00
Hey daikon
@@m4l_101 yeah
Oh thanks
Uhmmm
*runs and steals them* YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE >:D
@@alyssaknight9362 NOO I FOUND THOSE GIVE THEM BACK *snatch*
Him: **complimenting me**
Me: **my insecurity fading away**
🤣 Ikr 🤣
FRR😭
Fun fact about selever and Sebastian
Selever is 17 but he's 7 feet and 5 inches tall
Meanwhile Sebastian is older that selever and is around 6 feet.....
When I knew this I was blown out of my mind.........
Who is Sebastian? The one from Black Butter?
@@dippertheripper1100 yes
@@dippertheripper1100 My fav anime, Black Butter
Me too now, holy shit.
If Selever is 7 foot 5 he's a foot taller than my dad, and that is very impressive
God has accepted you two,he likes to watch the ship sail.
I bet sarvente is crying now
@@amogus7748 yep-
I’m betting Jesus is in the corner holding a cross while being scared
@@amogus7748 I can tell😭😭
I have been summoned
WHEN HE SAID WHITE CHRISTMAS I LEGIT LOOKED AROUND AND STARTED CRYING LAUGHING
I don’t understand
Selever is kinda suspicious......
Among us among us among us among us among among us
Translation: That "reward" part got him a Little sus.. eh?
Sussy Baka ❤️🔥
👏👏👏👏💜💜💜AMONG US💚💚💚👏👏👏👏
He is my sUsSY bAka
Yes
My legs are shaking so much and my anxiety level is sky high thats how this audio made me feel
Bro same
same tho-
5:57
Selever: What kind of family issues do you have?
Me: *inserts the intro of the song Daddy issues*
Mom.........end dad 😑💢
Whenever you try not to simp but everything goes around
My mother is in front of me while i'm watching this with headphones- h e l p
Smile and wave
That way she knows you all good and there are no problems whatsoever
@@alyssaknight9362 it's been 3 more months since they commented that
@@M3lodyyMel_Roselock your point 🤨🤨🤨
Selever : can i ask a question?
Me :YAS
Selever : can you give me an owa owa?
Me ofcourse not 😃
Yep
Don’t give into him
Listen to post Malone
My stomach said butterflies✨✨✨✨
Selever: *kissing me*
Me: *overflowing blushing*
My mom: are you okay?
Me: Ya~😩💓
Hahahahaha
@@EMA-KOBILJSKI13 everyone else in church: SHAWTY IN LUV-
Sarv:I hear kissing and... My son and my fav person that goes to church?!
@@SCARAMOUCHE_L0VER5 haha
@@SCARAMOUCHE_L0VER5 I was dying rn my whole body keeps shivering I NEED HELP
LMFAO JELP-
*me training for basketball*
*5 hours later*
My friend: what time is it?
"it's time to listen to a selever audio"
Edit
Request: can you do one when selever introduce us to his sister? It's fine if you don't want to
Sure! I'm open for requests :]
@@KenmaVA thank youu
@@the_realshrekishere are you the real shrek?
@@Definitely-not_HER bro imagine taki sarvente RUV and Raz just listening in the other room: 💀 JIT TRIPPING HE THINKS WE CAN'T HEAR HIM ...
@@SCARAMOUCHE_L0VER5XD they'd be like "ew so unholy now we shall call him Selever the Sinner" xd
if i dont get to heaven, these videos are why 😃
You have a very good point. 😭🖐️
Yup 😊
I'll might see you down there
Lol this is heaven 😊❤
This is already Heaven. But when I die, see you down there :>
GOT ME KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING, SMILING
Making a cute little animation in my head while listening to this
NOW YOUR LIKE ME RN😭😭
SAME HERE 😭🖐️
SAME-
Me:gets to the dirty part
Me:whips out the holy water and starts drinking it
Nah, I’d start playing the gladiator theme from doom eternal. I’d get him really scared
Nah id go gospel on this man
@@trvstm3603 i like to terrify people
Nah I would take out the bleach and drink it lmao
It's been 2 months since I comment on this BRUH THESE COMMENTS
Him:*being 7'5* I'm taller
Me: *sighs in 5'6 and a half* NOT FAIR
Lmao
Well,how about being 4'8 😭😭
@@BroccoliBoyy was gonna say 'try 4'11 lmao' until I saw ur comment lol
@@GhostieSoop 🤣🤣🖐️🖐️
I'm 5'2 I'm freaking tiny
Selever: "I love your personality the most"
Me: so i see you like crazy psycho girls, well anit that something
I’M A PSYCHOPATH TOO ABAGHAUSBWNJWNSHHW
The creator saying in selever’s voice about our eyes:19:10 19:11
Me:so our eyes are pitch black
Lol I used to have a OC who's nickname was Daredevil 😂
While ppl call me a “daredevil” WHILE I AM ONE😭
@@M1ssy.M0lly same here I lost so much blood it's scary
SELEVER WOT IS U DOING 😟 WAIT NO WHY AM I SIMPING?
Ey chill
Selver: give me one exclamation I should believe you
Me: give me one explanation why you are demon
He was✨BORN✨ That way
@@alloallen1997 I JUST SAID THAT IN MY HEAD 😭🖐️
Selever: dare devil~!
Me: SON OF A- Sheesh man don't scare me like that I was trying to sleep :
Sarvente: *Sigh* I will have to talk to you about the LORD JESUS CHRIST
Before watching me: 😀
After watching: 😳
Before watching: 😄
After watching: 🫡
free ticket to hell people ;) ENJOY 25:43
Thank you kind person
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
æASAÆCWDBNFSMRHRAARHNHRWJWMTJTKWWTJJTWWTJQHRHQQRÆÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLSNOTNOINONONONNONONONONONONONONONIJOJI
Thanks dear
Don't you dare drag me into this
You haven't posted for maybe 1-2 months i think. But I'm glad ur okay Kenma! Keep it up❤❤❤
Thank you for the support
Selever: It's almost Christmas
Me: it's my birthday ;>;
(Today is actually my birthday :D)
happy birthday person :3
Happy birthday 🎈
HAPPY BDAY BRO
Happy birthday! ✨🎈
From Lonelyfr0g ⛩
happy late bday!
rasazy : mom! dad! selever is -
Doing the devil’s tango with full surround sound with some random person
@@reneemachuca3026 omg-
@@the_simp-2014yep tell em
I fully support it
Not me having butterflies 🦋
Somewhere in my mind: killing butterflies killing killing butterflies baby it’s my fault we stay up all night~
This makes me blush even if it isn’t visible I can’t your voice makes me float I love your calm voice 😭✨✋🏿
Thank you for taking my request ❤️❤️❤️
Can we get a f in the chat for poor razzy innocent ears because she probably heard it😂😂😭
F
F
No f because she could of just wore headphones
@@doctorpi111 true😂
Raaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy noooooooooooooooooooooo
the fact that at like 5 m it becomes life lessons with selever XD
" asks why they skiped school "
ahHhHHHHHHH when he demanded to sit on his lap I blushed dude AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me as well my face was a strawberry
Selever can't be this cute and hwat-🙏
I’m sorry
He’s 17
Why you horny for a minor
I dont simp. I DO SIMP😃👍🏻
*HIM BEING LIKE 7’5*
*MEANWHILE ME BEING LIKE 4’9*
Me:DUDE I AM A FUKING GARDEN GNOME COMPARED TOO YOU
Him:☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Gawd give me holy water🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
You can be his child 😂
Sel : daredevil~
Me : HAH JOKES ON YOU- I HAVE HOLY WATER AND I WILL KILL MYSELF BC WHY NOT AHAHAHHA- 😌
*:INSERT ISABELLS LULLABY FROM TPN:*
Me : NOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO BYEEEEEE **DISAPPEARS**
*peace sign before fading away*
I LOVE ISABELLAS LULLABY HOLY SHIT I FOUND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS TPN:DDDDD
So many kisses >/////////////
I think I just died, did handshakes with my sleep-paralysis demon, and then came back with my dead cat 😃
Not me watching this with my mom next to me- 💃
Ay u brave
@@mil0...__Yup
Same but with my older sister
@@Ace_1098 Yup
Y'all are so fucking brave✋💀
ITS 4:07 AM AND IM RED AND KICKING THE AIR PLEASE
10/10 audio btw
sel: wanna reward
me:yes if its food
🥰UwU🥰
This is self-love at its finest
You my friend have just earned your self a new subscriber and great video by the way
i'm blushing. You have achevied the impossible and many have tried, and failed Congrats.
Awww the lil sniff was so cute 😭😭😭
Selever's phone: "VROOM VROOM SNAPCHAT VROOM VROOM-"
OH MY GOD I MISSED SEL X LISTENER SO MUCH
I have a suggestion- EVEN though in the video he says his wings are hard to use- but maybe you could make a video where selever and listener go on a date and selever and listener fly around and dance in the sky- it can be any type of listener but could it be angel listener?
Your username…..I love it-
Same
Yo- thats an epic idea
THE DANCING PART TOOK ME
I JUST GOT A MENTAL FUCKIN IMAGE AND IM SIMPING HARD
@@4kit0_ Loll same
@@rub1_stars im down way too hard for him-
[To the creator] Believe it or not one of the other asmrs you made in the past inspired me to make a Midfight Masses oc
Same home girl
Same girly
Good to know I'm not the only one who gets oc inspiration from x listener asmrs
@@lanstar07 ur welcome
Same!
Me opens my legs: so what we doing🤨😏🤰🏾
BISH NO-
Tuna fish 🤔🤔🤔🤔
AYOOOOOO 🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
I wanna know...how are ruv and serventai not just watching in the background like "I wonder how long will it take for Selver to realize that she is going to be pregnant? I mean that's how we got him..."
Meanwhile ruv is just like well if she gives birth in the middle of a random night I'm helping her....
Oooohh wait wait wait thats suspicious thats weird you sus gurl 🤫😏
*The kiss happens*. My soul: ALRIGHT IM GOING BYE👋
Suggestion:Listener and Selever get into a bad argument and not talk to each other for some time and then they realize they feel bad for it and apologize for their actions then just chill and cuddle😊😊
OH YES PLEASE 😭😩
Wholesome it’s amazing
Cuddles with Selever? I want some already.
Me as a simp: blushing*
My mom: are u okay
Me: ya 😩❤️
Ps:I luv selever x listnener could you make more? Pls??
Selever: I want more of you
*the only song in my head*
"tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous~"
"tight😵🥴"
@@the_realshrekishere damn 😩😖😵🥴
@@saki_blossom.-.2389 Ikr it was the only song that kept playing up in my head🥴🤧
@@the_realshrekishere Is it just me kept replaying it ?💀🖐️
@@saki_blossom.-.2389 💀Oof-
This boi loves every thing 'bout me-
Fr
Sus.... am i.... SUS?! (I was just playing among us like a few hours ago lol)
Right after clicking I was like: god please please forgive me for what I’m about to do💀💀✋✋
Bro lucky I'm wearing headphones
I was wondering if you could do rasazy or gender bend Rasazy comfort vid- (or you can ignore this too- i don't wanna stress you out and i love the vid
Of course I'll do this request for you!
@@KenmaVA Aww tysm!!!
This is my first time listening to an asmr- and it was a good first time 😁
My first time too and love this❤️❤️🔥
The Snapchat notification made me think my phone went off XD 😂😂😂😂
Why am I listening to this at 12 in the morning yoo
I listen this in 7am 😑
Him: this hair u have…. The way I can just play with it… or grab it-
Me: 👁👄👁 so ur interested in THAT-
this was amazing!
I enjoyed this
I LOVE THIS
Thank you
Me ;
blushing Af/and also inside my bedroom, contemplating life
Mom: are you OK? You been silent for the past five hours
Me literally watching all of the videos in this creator s channel😊😊
I love these asmr videos you do you are the best
I choked on my water when the spicy saucy stuff happened
Hi kokichi.
@@newborn_kitten hey
Hello Ouma
@@randomperson1082 Umm, Ouma-Chan, Kirumi said she wants your phone-
@@ynln7572 uhmmmmmm not happening
I'm not even a selever simp anymore but god i'm feeling butterflies in my stomach.
25:44 ❤
27:20 ❤
28:47 ❤
29:00 ❤
Sel:say awa awa!
Me irl: awa awa✨☺️
Sel:jkng lmao
Me irl: your mean😢
Welp he did say it was cute when u did dat so..
I am down bad. 😔
My simp mode has came on,Damnit Ahhhhh!!!
Me:😍
Me on the inside: REECES PUFF REECES PUFF EAT EM UP,EAT EM UP,EAT EM UP!!
RESES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP I GOT RESES PUFFS IN MY BOWL WAA ALL DAYS BEEN TOLD WAAA
(Reese’s puffs)
The owa owa part 🤌
And me
No but how did you know I'm having family issues-
15:50
HoW diD you kNow I waS iNtO tHAt
It's currently almost 1 in the morning and here I am... 😐 what have I become
Pls make more of these I love these because I’m a simp.