Struggles of a Barber
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- Опубліковано 14 сер 2020
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So!... Shadowlands huh? Honestly, it's looking pretty exciting guys. After BfA I remain a bit sceptical, but lots of the changes and additions to the game look great. One big thing, is all the customization additions to the barber! Blizzard finally embraces the true end-game of World of Warcraft, indeed - fashion. You must compete with everyone else to have the coolest transmog and the most interesting character appearance! Who cares if you get all those [Ahead of the Curve] achievements when you look like total trash?
You want to stick some random flowers and leaves in your hair? The barber's your guy. You want to have a blind eye for no reason? The barber's your guy. You want to change your character's gender? *The barber's your guy*... They've become very flexible over the years, haven't they? It all just started with some facial reconstructions and chiropractor sessions. Even the base stuff in Shadowlands, like the facial hair options, hairstyles and accessories are great additions to the game and I hope we get more of them as time goes on!
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I think the barbers are the real heroes and true saviours of Azeroth. /salute
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FACTS!
I can see it now:
Server Crashed! Why?..... EVERYONE went to the barber in Dalaran at launch.
Literaly Champions of Azeroth clap clap
@@avgjoegeek71 Launch? Dude, PRE-PATCH.
History: back in the "old times" Barbers were also surgeons.
Warcraft: *H O L D M Y D R I N K*
The best was the massive mount getting blocked in the entrance. Gets me every time.
Can’t wait for the baldness ;)
Right? Had me laughing :D
Long live the meme mammoth!
Tauren do not need's "massive" mount 👌
Yea that spoke to me lol
At this point the barber is just an advanced surgeon who has some experience as a barber
Funny fact, in the medieval time, barbers used to be "surgeons" too.
@@Epiom Even dentists at times
Sightless_Seeker Barbers did limb removal, they were surgeons.
@@Epiom true
ever watched Flapjack?
"he's a DOCTOR...-barber.... o-oh"
This poor barber. Day 1 and already a mammoth bashing into his store. Just wait til he has to deal with the scourge invasions too
Tough times ahead... just wait for the abomination to bust into his shop asking to change his gender to female when the scourge invasions start. (btw glad to see you again)
Watch an undead walk in and leave with the looks of Michael Jackson
I hope there's a part 2 lmao
Well luckily goblins are already meant for Barber for The Horde
Lol a mammoth. Someone was to poor to buy a yak transmog mount or even a long boi
Forsaken: I want a new jaw, my eyes puckered out, and my flesh to have a different color of rot.
Forsaken stitch stuff on themselves all the time, its nothing shocking. Transplanting hair on the other hand......
Yeah - this a normal day for the Forsaken. When /living/ races start asking for 3rd-degree and broken spines, though...
Barber/Ex-Scourge Necromancer: No problem
Forgetting the hunched over stance
Goblin barber: Just so you know that costs more then a hair cut.
If he was a horde barber he could have been a chiropractor too.
lol took me a moment to get this one xD
bruh the druid has too much energy to be straight (ー∀ー；)
@@EnderGoku9001 you wouldnt understand unless you played orc....@.@
@@EnderGoku9001 Mag'har Orcs make jokes about chiropractor
@@kushpaladin or forsaken
I WANT YOU TO SKIN ME AND PUT THIS NEW LAYER OF SKIN ON MY FISH BODY
🤣 ikr, Im DONE!!!🤣
Legit sounded like something out of Rick and Morty lol
Quetip24 yeah, so are dolphins
@@borek92 orcas are dolphins
EnderGoku9001 What?
The barber can do more permanent damage on your character than a raid boss
"I want you to skin me, I need a new skin."
That laid-back accent works so well with it 😂
Is grim French or what
*"I can't wait to get my right eye blinded!"* LMAO
My warlocks backstory is that he traded an eye for power. Without a cloth eyepatch, a blinded eye is the next best thing.
damn right man. and i can't wait to have my left ear severed as well!
You've outdone yourself with this one, Captain.
glad you liked it :)
BIG TRUE
Idd! great stuff! /respect!
Imagine, a bald human warrior comes up to him and ask if he could get some hair.
And after that he rides off on a snake/tentical monster that he found in a mailbox.
kinda scary that he got his mail muncher after i posted this.
lol
ASMONBALD LULW
That mammoth in the doorway almost gave me a stroke i was laughing so hard.
Tauren: I want you to alter my genetics so my horns grow a different color. Then take a hammer and smash both of them.
Hahaha
No they need to GROW a different color! Make them NATURALLY Orange! DO IT!
@@hiss9989 I love how youtube seems to think that laughter in text-form is somehow a different language.
Afk running into table got me good
I think that was lag, because he had to dismount manually.
@@alexanderblackwood9143 dismount manually isn´t a bug at that door. You can´t get into the Barbarroom with the big mount, I made experience. =D
"I want to be a woman"
"Oh boy i cant wait to have my right eye blind"
"Shadowlands is so cool"
Lol🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Worgen dk: Just scoop out my eyes and replace them with red ones
LMAO
Lmao my Worgen Druid got all his forms changed so that would of been torture for him(especially cuz he would've had to uproot the ground outside for my bear form lol)
Everything in the game is "fun and dandy" until Grim uploads a new video and You start to question Your sanity as a player XD
i never laugh so hard reading a comment, omg im crying
We are...all insane in the World of......WARCRAFT!!
his corruption is over 200
Our sanity went out of the window the moment we downloaded and installed the game to become Azerothian murder hobos.
The Orca part had me laughing my arse off!
I just said that too! I don't know why that was so funny but I totally lost it!
Just lost it when the orca starts laughing. 😂
I can't believe how accurate this is, on EU-Argent Dawn (Alliance side) we completely lagged out SW, with 10 sec delays etc.
Dude, Moonguard SW.. you couldn't even move.
This aged well.
That's because people never change, and Blizzard never changes for the better anymore.
Let's all take a minute to appreciate the time, nerves and effort Azeroth's barbers put into their job just so our maniacs of player characters get to change from Void Elves to High Elves.
Would have been so much easier to just give them as an allied race
@@Doktoren nah, its much easier to just change skin tone than make questlines/model all new stuff/heritage/sound and all game development
bruh the blood elves shoulda been like pandaren in terms of sides. then gain we git void elves
If you want to be a barber in WoW, you're going to need a stack of advanced surgical degrees just to get your foot in the door.
Well, these degrees would otherwise go completely unused. No raid would ever take an established medic with credentials over a religious nut who can pray really hard.
@fgjsdog Did you happen to be taken in temporarily by the Thunder King to learn flesh shaping?
@fgjsdog We're sorry, but we're going to have to decline your application on account of the fact that you're not the one who scalped Garrosh Hellscream's charred corpse.
"What do they think I am, a Surgeon?"
Fun fact: Barbers used to be licensed Surgeons in the olden days
Thats also where the red and white pole they have outside originated from, the red represents blood while the white represents bandages
In medieval France barber was not a job who make people laugh. Noone want to laugh at the guy who put a cissors on your throat.
Human: "Make me ASIAN"
Barber: "Wtf is an Asian?"
“We have Azerothian and Argussian, never heard of Asian before.”
"Make me look like a pandaren"
Human: Like pandaran but on a human face.
Barber: What the fu-
Tfw white people exist with no complaints but they add Asians and suddenly it's "but mUh LoRe"
@@DarkMage501 well it's just never specified in a game, black people too.
Like there mention in lore of all kind of trolls and some variation of orcs and taurens, but not human.
Hate to mention it (because otherwise I would be sound racist, what a time to be alive), I'm Asian and been somewhat displeased when a saw Asian elf in a warcrft film. Bear in mind Asian elf thing is worse, because we don't have them in the game in any form, while different origin of mankind is present and just need to be written down in lore like some old kingdoms, tribes, etc (maybe I'm wrong here hadn't spend much time in wow lore, vaguely remember warcraft story)
Funny fact, in the medieval time, barbers used to be "surgeons" too.
medieval time and surgeons, what lovely combo could that be
Yes, and the red swirly thing outside was the pole they would dry bandages after washing them.
This makes me love Dr Barber from Flapjack even more lol
In medieval times, anybody with a sharp blade was a surgeon.
Yeah. And the blacksmith is also the dentist. Theres a reason the medieval era is so dominant throughout the fantasy genres and it has very little to do with castles, knights and swords.
Never thaught of this, but in hindsight the barbers get to see nightmare fuel everyday. No wonder they have such a deadeye stare all the time.
The animations keep getting cleaner every video, great work Captain Grim!
The guy going on a rampage in bear form before sitting down is so familiar and hilarious.
best one so far!
glad you liked it :)
@@CaptainGrim every video you make is great and enjoyable thank you
Once again Captain Grim makes me feel bad for NPCs, and reminds me us players are psychos
If you think the barber has it bad, think about the NPCs in dungeons and Titans forbid, raids. The horror...
@@michaelcampbell1170 Or how players slaughter 10 to 20 animals so they can make a hat or a cloak...
are you calling transgenders psychos?
@@clem-hk2di yes
@@clem-hk2di They are,but is not an excuse to treat them bad :/
That poor barber is going to need therapy.
I have a feeling that this will be his Job too.
About 10 years of therapy.
That boy needs therapy.
@@user-fm8wo4uj1t gde si Nikola brate?!
@@stickmanweirdadventures2550 desi burazeru
1:53 "Skin me like one of your French girls."
I lost it at the mammoth getting stuck in the door.
Grim The current King of Machinimas
The crown was passed from Nixxiom to Capt Grim.
Haereticus indeed
Don't sleep on Goraks Guide!
ShittySpeedPaints his stuff is good but compared to grim sorry not even close
@@Wolf__3 different strokes I guess - I like the hand-animated feel
"oh boy I can't wait to have my right eye blinded"
Fucking same bud
I love the glock sound when the druid stands up after being a fish
I like how you capture the average player perfectly.
"Snip Snip" great work Grim, llved the mammoth entrance and the trashing of the shop too XD
Reminds me of my early times as a cook in a fast food restaurant that gets absolutely crazy in the weekends.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLIP A BURGER?"
Me: Huh... yeah duh...
"GOOD... The rest you'll learn it by yourself..."
As ominous music plays while several other task's unrelated to cooking starts to slowly creep up.
Such days, such terrible, terrible days.
Those terrible days... been there myself two years ago.
I absolutely lost it at the mammoth trying to get into the door!
And now everything makes sense! He's now Dr. Barber from the show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack!!!
Argh! They should have had a doctor barber callback in kultiras, which is like stormalong harbour.
I just watched my friend spend 30 minutes in a barber shop right before this video came out
I'm surprised there are any open right now
The Bald one will be here shortly
Shoutout to Asmonbald
Prepare the way, we must be ready to receive him.
Actually no cuz the guy is gettin his toothies fixed!
Asmon can't even visit the new barber shop, its a haired individual only zone
J to thr z
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the barbers the real Heroes of World of Warcraft
I just had an idea they should actually replace all the barbers in the game at some point and just put the old barbers around the world in beautiful and scenic places with their own little houses as NPC’s doing things like fishing, drinking, or sun bathing and give them the title of retired barber and if you find and talk to them they’ll freak out like.
“Oh by Azeroth no please adventurer I’m not the barber anymore please leave me be I can’t handle it anymore.”
Where is our hero Dr. Barber? He would do it without question. "Would you like a haircut, or some surgery?"
Fr
Good o'l flapjack
If this is not art , I dont know what it is .
It’s art
"I want you to put a single flower in my hair! Here is 6g!"
I laughed so hard my sides hurt at that mammoth mount part!
0:45 when this music starts to play.. madness comes
Facial expressions on point lol.
The mammoth getting blocked at the entrance I can't xDDD
I wasn’t actually expecting to laugh but this was genuinely funny good job man :)
Cheers! I'm happy you liked it :D
That druid was such a filthy causal 🤣💚
Nightborne: "I want you to make my face beautiful, like the npc versions of my people."
Barber and the Devs: "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Nightborne: O_O (Literally their in-game facial expression)
Not being able to look like the NPCs brings me infinite pain
blizz got the nightborne looking like venthyr
Lol, that mount at the door made me laugh hard. Totally happens all the time, especially with long neck boi.
I’m actually a barber as my profession in life and this is basically everyday at work
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing like crazy already, but when he turned into the orca, I totally lost it. This has got to be your best one yet
haha glad you liked it :D
@@CaptainGrim it made my day! I chuckle at most of your videos and am very entertained, but this one literally made me laugh out loud
Orcs: "oh man I can't wait to give myself scoliosis"
Okay you really got me with the gmodesque ragdoll flailing at 2:20.
omfg My hubby just sent me this. Instant Sub. Holy shit that was HILARIOUS. Your animation style is right up my blind eye.
I'm happy you guys like it! Much appreciated:)
Oh boi , when Asmon will react to this its gonna rain MALD comments
that "snip snip" was coming from hell 😂😂😂
I realy like all smale details that make it feel "real" like then the bear tilt one of the barber's chair.
I haven't seen a good wow machinima like this since 2010, this was sincerely really funny XD
As usual. A masterpiece
Glory to the humble barbers who shear our faces, set our bones, and dye our hair at all hours of the day.
The fucking sound effects and how the characters move all randomly is so god damn beautiful. It makes me cry from laughter every time. Good job Captain Grim!
I'm glad you liked it, thank you!
@@CaptainGrim
I can't wait to see more! I wish I was as good at working with all of that stuff as you were. I have so many funny ideas that I can't express the way you can. I've tried before, my brain just doesn't work like that lmao.
You should make a machinima called "What To Do At The End Of An Expansion", where it could be this player just logging in since like .. the middle of Legion or something, and your Paladin shows a cynical view on what to do, and the other character can just look more and more horrified at what he's being shown.
The idea of a Raid spazzing around N'Zoth while throwing random objects at him like a rubber duck makes me giggle so much XD
The quality is improving on these machinimas. The speech on the characters faces matches the voices almost perfectly at times. Good stuff Grim!
1:43 lost it. Absolutely lost it. This close to pissing myself.
When the drood is floppin and laughing on the ground 😂
Your work with the custom facial animations are great. The gnome had me in stitches.
BRO this is TOO good. You have a good head on your shoulders.
This is probs one of his best yet quality content honestly
Omfg this was amazing!!! Loved the druid aquatic form part!
I love it. Again, wonderful job as always. I especially love how you did that slightly exaggerated expression at 2:43 . XD
The fuckin mounts running into the door😂😂💀💀💀 everytime
If the mammoth scared him, me and my giant, flaming demonic charhound mount slamming against the doorway would have scared the soul out of him. XD
Holy .... poor barbershop in-game. Never thought about them
The mount not fitting into the door was hilarious
Can't wait for you to reach 1 million subscribers, you definetly deserve more recognition!
Yeah this would be horrifying,also the face the barber made at the end was priceless
That was so incredibly well done
Ok i did NOT except to laugh with tears down my cheek before i watched this but here we are
You've fucking done it. This is the best video you've EVER made, I was dying every step of the god damn way dude im fuckin dyiiiiing
happy to hear it :D
@@CaptainGrim You don't understand, I was literally laughing my head off, please make more videos referencing the shit players do - the mammoth moment was so well timed an unexpected that I was seriously guffawing xD
The mammoth ramming into the doorway way hilarious. I honestly started laughing.
Barber: Alright done I’ve blinded you in both eyes what do you want now!
Draenei: hmmmm cut some of my tail off now
I don't even play WoW but this is some of the funniest shit I've seen.
you have earned a new suscriptor, pure gold here
HEY! That gnome jumped in the horrific visions and made me bald. GET HIM
Pretty sure one doing that was goblin lady from org.
@@pavelaubrecht1761 Clearly an SI:7 spy
That look of sheer horror on his face, 2:44 gets me everytime 🤣
omg ur such a talented machinimator !!!! fav part is the first customer running around with bear and crushing the door !!
“I can’t wait to get my right eye blinded”
Lucky blizzard got both eyes blinded
2:59 the exitement ha
At this point they need to add an NPC in each Barbershop called "Body Sculpter" or something xD
Such a good machinima, well done!
Its the victorian ages all over...Barber and Surgeon all in one xD
This is art.
The most scary thing - it's absolute true
Bro that "SNIP SNIP" gave me fucking shivers
Scary stuff lmao
you are nothing short of an artist and a genius. thank you for the blessing that is your machinima videos
I'm humbled