Youtube Poop: Ethan Mars is Gay
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- (Warning, this video contains many spoilers to Heavy Rain)
The wait is finally over, the storm has come, lets all celebrate by singing in the rain. This has to have been the hardest video I have ever worked on, and I hope this brings a smile to every who has been waiting patiently for it.
Tonight's episode features Ethan Mars, who plays a dirty lowlife that refuses to take showers. One day Ethan lets his hormones get the best of him and accidentally kills Jason Mars. 2 Years later he learns never to try anything like that ever again, as he goes to play with Shaun at the park, but his clumsiness strikes when he loses Shaun in a terrible park accident. Now Ethan must go through a crazy adventure with Nahman and Scotty to get Shaun back!
(P.S. If you are still reading this, have you found all of the secret videos? They're hidden across this poop, Good luck finding them all)
(P.P.S Happy Valentines Day, everybody!)
This entire youtube poop was a cautionary tale about the dangers of not taking a shower
This is the real "Heavy Rain"
+Raul I know yes
+Raul “Roast Beef” Pubin If my future children refuse to take their baths, I'm going to sit them down in front of this video.
Raul "Roast Beef" Pubin
Me: kids go shower now!
Kids: SHUT UP MOM!
Me: I FOUND A COOL VIDEO!
Kids: YAY!
Me: *shows them the video*
Kids: WHAT THE HELL LETS GP SHOWER
David cage does it again!
So if he took a shower in the beginning; his son would've never died.
But remember it was all a dream
“The killer is white.”
“What on earth does that mean?”
Gets me every time!
It's interesting because in this version of Heavy Rain, Norman Jayden is the Origami killer and Scott Shelby helps Ethan save Shaun. It's kind of nice because honestly I really liked Scott's character and it was a shame to find out that he was the OK.
+IamCaptainMan Same here. I grew very attached to Scott while playing the game, so the big reveal at the end was pretty devastating for me. I, too, would have preferred Norman to be unveiled as the Origami Killer. It would explain how he's eluded the police for so long, by using ARI to detect and remove all evidence tying him to the crimes.
Too bad Scott dies anyway, even when he's the hero here! :(
Did they also made carter blake the good guy?
yes i am very ok
I still don't know how Shelby killed the dude in the antique store without Laura knowing.
2:54 picks up his son from school and says "time for school"
+Lieutenant Ivan could've been some kind of afterschool
But he didn't go back to school 3:00
@@meat2meat he tried, but went the wrong way in the oncoming traffic... saddest but funniest story.
I can't even explain how hilarious this was. My spleen was cramping from the laughter.
"It's Time For School!"
GET OFF MY HOOD SANIC
"Jesus Christ, Jaden - are you completely off your head?!"
"RWRWAAAAUUUURAAAAWWRRRGGGHHH"
Look Ethan, I ate Shaun. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (My fave part!!)
Yes! I quote this frequently
. . . NOW GET THA *FUCK* OUT! >:(
I'm the origami killuh.
This kid's gonna die.
Lauren is dead you fucking lunatic!
Andreas Will It's actually "You fucking killed her!"
😂😂
This actually has a better and more coherent narrative than the game.
them's fightin words pal
SlayerOfKleiners i agree vehemently
what the fuck are you guys talking about the story was great better then that beyond two souls
bullshit now that was a stupid fucking story
doesn't mean this can't be better
SyncKo No It wasn't.
Scott Shelby is a ten-year-old boy, and Hassan's son...
Seems legit.
To this day this is still my favorite YTP of all time
CipherRage0909 I hate Strawberry
"Get off my hood Sonic!"
~ Ethan Mars, 2016 - 3:38
+Lawlsomedude don't you mean 3:15?
Omfg that ending change, Making Shelby the hero is hilarious
Jayden...nooooo! 😢
Spartan DL77 AYE AM DEEE ORIGAHMEE KILLA
Lauren's you fucking killed him
Me and my girlfriend quote this almost obsessively every day LOL
Shh!.. This is the best part...
Dad.. i knew you could MAKE ME FLYYY
I better get dressed BEFORE I take a shower
Illusive Badger i LOVE my son..
THERES A STEAK HERE!
Both a classic UA-cam Poop and a display of the Butterfly Effect in action. The singular act of refusing to take a shower irreversibly alters how the story plays out in a way that's both hilarious and....frightfully plausible in broad strokes...
This game is so sad, its unbelievable how you can make it so hilarious!
Scott may have paid a heavy price at the end, but it was all worth it to teach Ethan a very valuable lesson about the importance of proper morning showers. Although, his method of getting to Gordi Kramer was certainly not one of his better ideas.
I literally come back to this vid all the time it’s so funny, especially for Nahmen
9 years ago Christ lol, this is a classic Heavy Rain ytp.
:(
Even though the ending was genius...I expected something funnier like: Ethan wakes up and thinks to himself, that he got a 2nd chance, and now will make everything different...like: This time I *will* take a shower.
But at first, he never took a shower.
OfficialAdamMZ
Oh,right...Let me change my comment.
I always make Shaun fly.
Ethan Mars It's what he deserved after saying no to the sweets
Ethan Mars Take a shower on Monday.
Ethan Mars Congratulations, Ethan. You succeeded. You're the father that I have been looking for all these years, the man capable of giving his own life to save his son.
UA-cam Poop: Ethan Mars Takes A Shower
I could go for a little "ARI Time" right about now...
What song does it use at that part?
@@JeffreyOchoaTCB "Dancefloor Orgy" from Panty & Stocking by a Japanese DJ named Teddyloid.
Imagine someone who hasn’t played Heavy Rain watch this first and think that Norman was the Origami Killer
that was me lmao I was so confused when I saw the actual reveal
All you had to do, was take a DAMN SHOWER, Ethan!
Green pants
2 years later this still makes me laugh!!!
You know Leon Ockenden (the voice and face of Norman Jayden has seen this!)
no fucking way!! Leon actually saw this? Is there any reaction video??
+Ambra Cornea yeah he did!!! I don't think he did a reaction video but I sent it to him with a couple questions attached and he said that he had already seen it! :)
how did you contact him?
green pants
i hate strawberry
I... no longer want to TAKE A SHOWER
It's time for school
Terry Trophe nooo its time for green pants
+알수없음 Hi my name is Scott Shelby im a ten year old boy :)
"Get rid of this clown!"
point 1 I love Norman even more
point 2 "look Ethan I ate Shaun" omfg
Look Ethan, i ate Shaun.
Nooooooooo
Haven't watched a ytp in a long time and this made me laugh! Especially liked the Scott Pilgrim part near the end.
Shelby: Can i?
Hassan: *pushed the box towards Shelby then pull it back.*
Shelby:Can i?
Hassan: *did the same thing again.*
Hassan: *move the box up and down repeatedly* It is not right.
That was hilarious. :)
Fuck inhalers.
11 years later, this is still one of the funniest YTPs I've seen
7:56 **dies laughing**
SAME PART LAWL!!!
Phirnyne [aka Bro2494] WOAHOOOO😂
You, Deepercutt, make my life.
Whether or not you continue to do so is entirely up to you, as this glorious video is enough to keep me satisfied, forever.
"FUCK INhalers."
"That's why he covers their faces with mud-"
And many, many more.
"C'mon dad, make me fly!"
Don't forget about Scott's master plan to get in contact with Gordi Kramer. I was laughing so hard at that, especially considering the fact that he succeeded.
I think I 'll take a shower with the kids....
I'm.. no longer want to take a shower-
*Blake: Try to remember exactly, Mr. Mars. Every detail can be important.
*Ethan: I better take a shower-
*Jayden: ETHAN..!?
Retno Palupi I better get dressed before I take a shower
Had to come back to see this masterpiece again. Hope your doing well bud!
This video has inspired me to go take a shower
This is brilliant.
Hey Deepercutt, you need to make a sequel to this but with Beyond: Two Souls as the source.
thats a great idea m8 im with u on that gasmask
I named my son jason sean
PLEASE GET ON THIS OG
And then Detroit: Become Human
"I ate Shaun" just works so perfectly lmao
The Rumor Come Out: Does Ethan Mars is Gay?
Does toastedwafflez is English?
Thank you game grumps
Got the reference, 2 for 3 atleast. Good job.
I love my son...... I love my son- THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK ETHAN THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
R.I.P Me
I don't see any proof the Ethan Mars is gay.
Elijah Morris JASON! JASON, LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER WHEN HE'S TALKING TO YOU!
***** That's still technically gay.
Sorry for not knowing the types of gays exist :v
***** Gay has a singular meaning, it means that you're attracted to someone of the same gender as you. Homosexuality can't be categorized.
***** I doesn't, it means that you're attracted to pre-pubescent children. But if it's a pre-pubescent child of the same gender as you that you're attracted to, that still means you're gay.
I don't know why, but Norman and Blake endlessly bitching at each other in the background while Ethan was trying to tell his sad story just hit all kinds of awesome with me.
Who actually thought their video froze at 8:13
Me.
Creeps me
@@JeffreyOchoaTCB My reaction 8:19
i adore this game
00:42 "I better get dressed before I take a/shower" XD my favorite part . and the other par t where he was crashing into the cars on the highway xD
This ruled all the things, every things! Hahahha I love this game and this is freaking hilarious.
Underrated gem
"Ethan can you please help me?" ethan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO... ok.."
at 11:42 when he says daddys here, it should have rewinded shaun coming up like when he realized it was his gay dad he just hid back under water
"I love my son." - "That's just crazy talk, Ethan. It doesn't make any sense!" Oh my god, I'm dying
This is still one of my absolute favourite YTPs. Probably because I love Heavy Rain so much...
Norman and Blake arguing with Ethan in the background reminds me of my parents💀
I already loved you for those Dead Rising, Street Fighter and Sonic references, but that fUCKING JET SET RADIO REFERENCE OMFG ILY ILY ILY PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME
Another Deepercutt classic.
"I'd better take a shower by Monday." Why do I always feel like it was Tuesday when he thought that?
That may have been one of the best YTPs I've seen in a long time.
i always get dressed before i take a shower. ill do it by monday.
HADOUKEN!
Songs used in video (for anyone curious):
1:41 It's Raining Men - the Weather Girls
6:37 Dancefloor Orgy - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
7:21 Don't Even Try It - Funky DL & Nujabes
7:39 Jet Set Radio Future - Funky Dealer
8:44 Gymnopédie No. 1 - Erik Satie
13:52 Everything You Do is A Balloon - Boards of Canada
Hope I helped!
Now that there is no annotations, I guess the secret videos will remain hidden forever...
This has become a cult tradition for me to watch this every couple of years. Still my favourite ytp ❤🎉
4:47 Sends me every time (And Shaun too)
same lol been watching since like 2011 XD
me too
How do you make this out of the most depressing video game ever
RIP UA-cam annotations. How am I supposed to reach the full version of "Do The Megaman" at 1:36 now?
I should get dressed before I take a shower.
I love the throwbacks to your other YTP. Quality shit.
This is my favorite UA-cam poop ever
7:55 jesus christ , jayden ! You completely off your head !!
Jayden : tasmanian devil's growl
I laughed and pissed on my pants
BUT THEN IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.
"My names Scott Shelby im... A 10 year old boy."
Mr.Shelby you are my Son.
i knew it, norman was the erigermi killuh all along
'I ate Shaun.'
'NOOOOOOOOO'
Come on, Dad! Make Me Fly! Shawn 😂 4:44 - 4:51
Jayden Mmm😂 7:30
Jayden Scream😂 7:55 - 7:59
Solid Scott 😂 10:05
11:17 - 11:23 Hey, I've got you some chilies 😂
To jump or not to jump 😂 11:24 - 11:41
Get over here 😂 13:24 - 13:29
i think the music where jayden fights scott suits the fight better than the normal music when youre actually playing it
Aaaah, I miss the golden day of YTP
“Look Ethan I ate shaun” “NO!” hahaha omg my stomach was so achy after that 😂
tonight.... you lol handbanana!
David Cage's true vision for Heavy Rain.
What's the song at 6:36 ? Can anybody tell me.. when Jayden wears his ARI glasses and went to the Blue Lagoon...
i know this comment is 4 years old but if i just happened to watch this ytp only now and i also wanted the song, then more people will show up at some point so here it is ua-cam.com/video/N0B128RlX-I/v-deo.html
@@Reyinbo i know your comment is 7 months old but i have to say thanks
@@cashimadeyou i know your comment is 6 days old, but no problem
@@Reyinbo guys, you're hilarious
This has to be the best video i have ever seen....
I've watched this so many times, have it on my phone, watch it on the bus.
Not even funny.
BUT IT STILL IS FUNNY!!!!! XDDD
That doesn't make sense
The seesaw part was amazing. I can't stop laughing
Still brilliant in 2021
6:55 "WTF is the FBI person doing?!"
'My name's Scott Shelby & I'm a ten year old boy' C:
I cried with laughter for about an hour at that :')
There's a steak here.
"I better take a shower by monday :D"
8:18 WAT DA FAK?!?! I'm here to see Panty FAK YOU BEECH!
I can't quit laughing XDD it bluffers an then the ad bluffers XDDD and then that XDD
man deepercutt is a genius. i've never heard of thsi game but i know this poop has done justice
Why couldn't Madison be the Origami killer? :( I love Shelby
+Kael The Invoker Aw hell no. Why would you want Madison to be the killer? Psh, screw you for saying that, buddy.
"My name is Scott Shelby, I'm a ten year old boy."
hate asking. where is the audio of 6:03? "What the- a... Ghost"
5:58
DRockNation1 that's what Knuckles says when he sees King Boom Boo (a ghost boss in Sonic Adventure 2) for the first time
'Try this on for size' haha so cliche but awesome
7:05 "There's a steak here!"
when boards of Canada started playing, it felt so right
Hope ya do a Beyond Two Souls one. Nothing but tear streaked Ellen Page and... more Ellen Page.
This is supposed to be a sad game and u made it funny af