I had a hard time with that one, but I’m pretty sure she said SPLINTERS and was picturing a car that had hit a tree while the driver hit the wheel/dashboard resulting in chest pains, which makes a LITTLE more sense than a “spinner” - how that results in chest pains would be a mystery to me... But the rest of her shit was well understood and HILARIOUS !!
@@anthonyhamilton77785 years late but: people buy spinners for their cars instead of health insurance, so they got chest pains while having expensive spinners on the wheels.
literally everything that came out of her mouth was hilarious !!! omg lmaooooo I haven't seen stand up this funny in a while ! I need her full name so I can find more
We went and saw her a few months ago in TN and she KILLED it. NON STOP LAUGHTER..CRYIN LAUGHING. She's very sweet too. We even took pics with her after the show. Had a GREAT time.. She should BE MAD FAMOUS
5:00 "But What if you could respond at your own funeral?" "Shirley don't say that! That ain't none of these people business! Why y'all got him speakin' he ain' even like ME!!" Lmao 2 damn true!!!! The struggle continues even in the GRAVE!! Can my spirit rise in peace??!! lol
One of the funniest stand up comedy routines from a female, hands down.......she's a natural. God given talent. I needed to laugh today and have watched this before several times and it's just as funny today as it was back then. Love her...if she writes her stuff, she's a genius.
She's an amazing comedian, she was on Last Comic Standing recently for those who don't know. I got to meet her and get some comedy tips from her, she's pretty great!
SHE DID THAT!! 👊🏾 Can tell this is the very early 2000s, geez feels like yesterday. Would be great to see Dominique still performing today. God willing if she’s still with us.
For those who can't understand what this woman is saying, something's probably wrong with your ears. SHE'S SPEAKING ENGLISH! Why on earth are you watching her if you don't like her??
she still doing her thing....go go go....she still one of my all time favorite...that weed joke still get me cracking up...but that dead uncle joke...you WRONG FOR THAT...U GOT ME CRYING UP IN HEAR...hahahahhaahahhaahahhah
I need to see the doctor? u got a health card? No health card. Sharon he don't have no card.....wait a minute u got to stand up til I talk to Sharon.....she said drink a Ginger Ale and beat on ur chest to see if u can get that gas to move around 😂😂😂😂😂😂 roflmaoooo she was always funny
It's 2019 and I have loved this lady since day one. She is hilariously talented without one curse word. She should have blown up and her career took off. I don't care what you look like....If you can sing, dance, act, tell funny jokes or whatever then I'm rocking with you.
Laughed so hard that I could barely breathe lol. Oh my God! So funny! ♥️😃😁😂 It's not the stand I was looking for, but still super funny and I'm glad I found it. 😁😂😃
i love her. she don't do all that unnecessary cursing.
@BADAZZTHANG That's what makes it funny. Without the cussing.
@BADAZZTHANG I don't think. I know.
BLATT ESSELENCE LATONYA ✊🏿🏀
She curses. This was on syndicated TV. She couldn't curse
"get some health insurance...you walkin around with spinners on yo car and got chest pains..." lmbo
I had a hard time with that one, but I’m pretty sure she said SPLINTERS and was picturing a car that had hit a tree while the driver hit the wheel/dashboard resulting in chest pains, which makes a LITTLE more sense than a “spinner” - how that results in chest pains would be a mystery to me... But the rest of her shit was well understood and HILARIOUS !!
@@anthonyhamilton7778 No, she said spinners. You just missed the joke.
@@anthonyhamilton77785 years late but:
people buy spinners for their cars instead of health insurance, so they got chest pains while having expensive spinners on the wheels.
Harriett Tubman an' dem' been readin books! ROFLOL!!!
hilly anne And they told me to tell you, to kiss my ass!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I'm hollerinnnnnn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love her accent!
Rory Holmes - DC accent
DC
Glad she's still around. Saw her on Apollo aaaaaages ago. Something very cute about her aura and demeanor. Like she'd be a great one to hang out with.
plutorama real shit. I'd have a beer with her any day.
Dat Nigga Beast StayOutTheWestWingBitch And a blunt
Dominique is so underrated. I have been loving her comedy for a long time. Since she been in the game...You go girl...
Who found this in 2019? I'm still laughing
Im in tears 😂😂😂😂 i just found it
Yep!! She’s damn good!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The joke about the uncle in the casket, Damn, just too funny.
Still funny in 2020
2020
😂My left ear like dis so much😂😂😂😂
fo real
NeNe Thoo lls!!
Sidney Turner Exactly, I was like what the hell
I thought it was my headphones lol I had to go to another video to make sure 😂
Omg, I thought my headphones were broken I stg 😂😂
literally everything that came out of her mouth was hilarious !!! omg lmaooooo I haven't seen stand up this funny in a while ! I need her full name so I can find more
We went and saw her a few months ago in TN and she KILLED it. NON STOP LAUGHTER..CRYIN LAUGHING. She's very sweet too. We even took pics with her after the show. Had a GREAT time.. She should BE MAD FAMOUS
She just goes by Dominique
She doesn't get nearly enough credit.
April Henighan meanwhile Mo'nique has been turning down job offers ever since she won that Oscar if hers... Hope Netflix contacts her asap!
April Henighan man AT ALL SHES FUNNY AS HELL
April Henighan her and Melanie Camacho
she really doesn't. she is hilarious. moves the crowd without being raunchy. she's hilarious.
She's absolutely hilarious!!! I'm trying to find some more of her videos.
When i've had a bad day, this is my go-to video! scu me! scu me! 😂😂😂
+Sharifa Cassiem Me too Dominique always cheers me up when i first watched this she had me crying laughing
Lol scu me scu me
lol! Scu me! Scu me! So funny ... and no vulgarity or cursing! Love her!
Sharifa Cassiem yes. I was just having one. Much better now.
Sharifa Cassiem word
lol Dominique is a fool! I remember watching her on Comic View when I was little. Always been hilarious!
I used to sneak to stay up and watch comic view when younger 😂😂😂
Me too lol
Lmao i used to watch comicview with my mom
A video of her on comicview used to be on UA-cam but it's gone now 😢
orange is the new black need to cast her asap lmaooo
She would be awesome on that show
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I was watching orange is as a ran across this comment ironically
jay Parker Yes! That would be dope!
That was a great idea '
I love Dominique's stage presents and her deliverance. She connects so well with the audience and she's so confident.
Dominique is funny as hell to me.
Monique Rich funny as fuck.
She made me ruin my clay facial talking about snitching on Harriot Tubman.
🤣
“I’m paralyzed on my left side and y’all sending out wedding invitations” BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My girl, Dominique (reppn' DC) is SOOOOO underrated!...Love her, Hilarious!
"You got to get to know these dudes, go to some cookouts & stuff " lol!
5:00
"But What if you could respond at your own funeral?"
"Shirley don't say that! That ain't none of these people business! Why y'all got him speakin' he ain' even like ME!!" Lmao
2 damn true!!!! The struggle continues even in the GRAVE!! Can my spirit rise in peace??!! lol
🤣🤣🤣
My home girl from Ballou high school, Southeast DC!! Get em Nique.
Underrated. This girl is so funny.
These were the best comedians! 😂 How could someone this good be so underrated!
Laughing for days!!!!!!! Love this woman
Omg I can't breath she is a mess!!! YOU BETTER CLAP!!!
“Quit singing they think we happy. QUIT SINGING!!” 😂😂 “if I tell you this can, I come in the house?!!”😭😭
my mama got to feed me and you boppin down the aisle....too funny
😂😂😂 She was on point!! Especially about getting in your friends relationship 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
DOMINIQUE HAVE ME CRYIN LAUGHIN!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ❤️🐐
One of the funniest stand up comedy routines from a female, hands down.......she's a natural. God given talent. I needed to laugh today and have watched this before several times and it's just as funny today as it was back then. Love her...if she writes her stuff, she's a genius.
Good material and did her whole routine without cursing, so I enjoyed her very much!
Jamaican rude boy you going too Asians bring the computers 😂
I am at work watching this & this made my day.... I love her !!
Seen this 10000 times and it cracks me up every time!
All I have to say is I have to see her live. I'm cryin' like a baby. She's too funny.
I aint never walked up to a casket and laughed..ya'll wrong for this one..HE LOOK LIKE he wanted to say something...lol
😁
Instant fan here. Hilarious! Looking forward to hearing more from Dominique.
Went to School with Nique (Francis JHS). Love ya girl!
She's an amazing comedian, she was on Last Comic Standing recently for those who don't know. I got to meet her and get some comedy tips from her, she's pretty great!
Yhea she funny....stop tripping..you dead
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This year has been great, found Lavelle and Dominique. They are awesome comics and frankly they deserve much, much more credit.
Great job! Cursing isn't needed if you have the gift, and you definitely have the gift Dominique
Shirley come to spill all the business 😂
She made my stomach hurt. She is too funny 😁😁😁
She deserves all the spotlight!!! Woman is phenomenal!!
It’s been 13 years, and this IS STILL SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
comedy that makes you laugh and think
SHE DID THAT!! 👊🏾 Can tell this is the very early 2000s, geez feels like yesterday. Would be great to see Dominique still performing today. God willing if she’s still with us.
Idk what ever happened to her but she was hilarious!
Blinking once for no, and twice for yes
omg I'm here Oct 9, 2019.....she is HYSTERICAL!!!!
Lord I’m sick and this has me laughing my heart out 🤣😂
Outstanding Dominique!
I love her! She seems like a cool person to talk to and hang out with. I wish I could see her in person.
Laughing out loud FOR REAL!! love her😂😂😂😂❤
“Get you some life insuranzz case you dropp DEAADDD” lmaoo
Funniest female stand up comedian I ever seen. One of the top 50 in the world period!!! Love Dominique
I always come back to this one.
love a female comic who's not infatuated with the vagina that's such a turn off, like damn just be funny 🤣 she's hilarious tho!
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kera west so true. Most female comics just aren’t funny. For the exact reason you just said. She’s legit funny. Still 2020 to this day.
For those who can't understand what this woman is saying, something's probably wrong with your ears. SHE'S SPEAKING ENGLISH! Why on earth are you watching her if you don't like her??
Haters gotta hate.
"Cuz Donald Trump don't see nothing but us and them. And if you ain't us, you them!' How prophetic!
Pennie B democrats like you see is failure an handouts
buickregal83 Eric Trump's $100,000 business trip on the taxpayer's dime is ok with you tho
Pennie B obama all he did was vacation a golf an scam like hillary fake charity scam over a million on lies you paying for
This just the first 2 weeks give them time
Trump only been in office two weeks, and he's already head to Monolagro for a get away.
"sque me ....Massa Joe.......Herriot Tubmann readin dem books"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
quit singing they gone think we happy
She is definitely one of my most faves! Thanks for posting!
she still doing her thing....go go go....she still one of my all time favorite...that weed joke still get me cracking up...but that dead uncle joke...you WRONG FOR THAT...U GOT ME CRYING UP IN HEAR...hahahahhaahahhaahahhah
Absolutely love that classic black humor...
She's just absolutely too funny😂😂
Shirley don't say that it ain't none of these people business🤣🤣🤣
Sharron he ain't got no card
I've watched this several times and I laugh each time more than I laugh the first time with most comedians. I wish she had more videos on here!
she was on Dave Chappell show when keeping it real go wrong"
She was on black jesus to as boonie babymoma
She worked at Popcopy, but she was the manager and didn’t know the owner😂😂😂”
my face hurts so good, love her!!!
@likklebutmetallawah
I saw Dominique last week in Toledo..I drove almost 3 hours to see her and it was well worth it. She is great!
I've watched her again. She has shown us truly great comedians don't need profanity to be hilarious. Great job!!
Rightttttt
LOOK AT TANYA SHE IN LOVE...LMAO
She is one of my most favorite comedians!! THANX for the VID. LMAO!!! 5 STARS and More!!!
Seen her live tonight & she is the shit!!!!! Hilarious
Yes!! Her DC accent is so strong!!! lmao Love it.
I need to see the doctor? u got a health card? No health card. Sharon he don't have no card.....wait a minute u got to stand up til I talk to Sharon.....she said drink a Ginger Ale and beat on ur chest to see if u can get that gas to move around 😂😂😂😂😂😂 roflmaoooo she was always funny
The Son of A king ...my favorite part!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:10
She told me....tell you....drink a ginger ale and go like dis
Bahahahahahaha
Dominique almost made me lose my dinner! She was so funny!
i was howling. this is a gift today. love it.
The white beater T-SHIRT 👕 THO!!!😂🤣😅🤣😂😂🤣😅
I was wondering what she look like she come on my Pandora a lot, especially my Earthquake channel. She too funny!!
It's 2019 and I have loved this lady since day one. She is hilariously talented without one curse word. She should have blown up and her career took off. I don't care what you look like....If you can sing, dance, act, tell funny jokes or whatever then I'm rocking with you.
But if you tell you to clap, you better clap... LOL
Laughed so hard that I could barely breathe lol. Oh my God! So funny! ♥️😃😁😂 It's not the stand I was looking for, but still super funny and I'm glad I found it. 😁😂😃
"quit singing they think we happy " lmfao she was hilarious
This never gets old 😂🤣😂🤣
Absolutely BRILLIANT! :)
She is so friggin funny. I hope I can catch her live one day.
I always come back to this for a good laugh 😆
I just absolutely love her! Sneaking up and watching her was worth it all of the time!
😅😅😅only got twice out the bajillion times 🤣🤣🤭✨✨✨✨
She is very funny!!
She got me rolling❤, I really appreciate it right now need that. She Always has been 1 of my favs male or female. Guaranteed to get your laugh on😂.
She is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
"Blinking once for yes and twice for no." Lmfao!
Yeah, Dominique is a beast on that stage. #Salute
She's all a tat and more. I love her!
Her stuff here is SO funny, someone could hurt laughing SO hard, literally!!!!
😂😂 yooo she hilarious