Complete Chaos with my Cousin (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer
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i don’t think we appreciate the comedic genius of “You didn’t let me finish, even though i stopped talking”
wheezing
ahhaahha I can't breathe 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
i haven’t even gotten to that part and that comment made me snort
i just need them to do a podcast
Nondescript female
So when are the “straight chaos” & “gay panic” tshirt sets coming out tho
kat. I’d wear anything they said in this video on a tshirt
Me and my friend need a pair of those. I will order them for his birthday😤
10:42
I’d love a “It’s bag shaking time” hoodie 😂
Coming out
I would watch HOURS of Sarah and Brittany just asking Google questions and getting progressively more drunk. HOURS.
Google Deep Dive 2.0
Yes please!
Man you must love VCG😂
brittney has a violent bodily function every 10 seconds
Rachel C fact😆😆
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not a singular god damn soul:
Brittney: Satan volcanically erupts from what’s left of Brittneys bowels
i’ve never seen a comment be so accurate
I have no name on
i think about this comment in every one of their videos
ok google what does ussr stand for
ok google when was Jonestown
ok google can you buy cyanide legally
ok google was Jesus a Capricorn
ok google what is halal
i love how this perfectly embodies how chaotic this video was
My google home had a heart attack
the first one was more like “ok google, what is the soviet- uNIoN... is there- an r?”
Don’t forget “ok google play Jesus was a Capricorn”
When google said "halal, also spelled halal" I cried
“I only want one lung. And I want one kidney. And maybe half of a stomach and that’s really all I need.” ☺️minimalist icon ✨
SJDKGK
She hasn’t bought into consumerism, she knows that you only need the basics😌
she really said ✨we can share✨
And reducing CO2 emissions because of the less lungs
Ironic because in their Zillow gone wild videos they say so many times that shes a maximalist
you two deciding to become roommates was one of the best things to happen to youtube
The duo we definitely needed.
and they were roommates! ohmygod they were roommates
@@hannahgelvin1625 LOLOL YES
*the best thing to happen to my life!
*uncles by blood, lovers by choice
i found the opposite of girl defined 🥰
them + cody and noel playing love island
these are girls defined
Sugar gay
God bless
It's 2 am and IM TRYING NOT TO SCREAM
I’d rather be stabbed by Onison so he could finally go to jail.
I’d take one for the team if it meant he goes to jail for attempted murder and no longer had access to kids.
@@missserenity1090 Thank you
chaotic good
what did onison do?
@@hoppedupouttabedturnedmysw5456 more like what DIDN'T he do!
“Germany? Russia??? That’s just a whole lotta cold white people.”
She’s not wrong.
I’m German and I felt that on another level 😂
French soldiers were hella cold.
Russians are not cold
Россия для грустных.
@@lianamatevosyan3272 Shhhh don't blow our cover.
the way they sit there so focused when the google home speaks is *SENDING ME*
The fact that we can BARELY hear her along with how focused they are... that’s what got me lmaooo
@@eddieflow1 her?
@@szlendak1368 isn't alexa a girl..?
@@starjamm9862 do you mean google?
@@karinaremy1473 yes, but both of the have female voices either way
i cannot even begin to tell y'all how many times i've watched this, it's my comfort video
no because same
me laying here watching this for probably the 100th time LMAO, i couldn’t agree more
Mine too
brittany deserves a british citizenship just for that accent
I’m surprised she’s not actually British lmao
@@xxIluvyouguysxx Forreal she looks british to me if that makes sense lol
Straight Chaos vs Gay Panic
Band name, called it
Which ones gay I-
Ivy Edwards Sarah (the one on the right)
That sums up about 90% of my life 😂
Ivy Edwards sarah is bi 🥰🥰
“I would hit it with a shovel” sent me, I’m not joking I literally spit out my drink. Lesson learned.
Sarah: *freaking out over dopey meowing*
Us: *literally not minding the meowing at all*
Because we can’t hear it lol
half the time i don't even hear it-
The plastic bag is more annoying than the cat lol
tbh isnt that kinda cruel. i mean its a cat not an object like its living. ofc its gonna make sounds.
@@daradelic6018 yeah, I mean it’s the same mentality as training your dog not to bark. Like people will literally bring their dog back to the pound cause they bark. It’s a normalized thing to not want your animal to make noise but I honestly don’t mind it even though it’s annoying but idk. That’s a good question.
y'all really be out here just being who we all are in the privacy of our homes but for the world to see and I love it
Olivia McCreless omg. This comment is so spot on
“MOVE THAT BUS” killed me. Creasing to death. (Claps hands, makes it rain)
Brittney: Hey google..what is the Soviet...
Sarah: uuUnion
Brittney: Is there aaaa-
Sarah: R?
The last two brain cells struggling to communicate because neither of them own them
Bahaha
14:54
Oh my gawd! 🤣😂😆
These videos have the same energy as “UNHhhh”
damnn
Best complement anyone will ever get
I’m not the only one that thinks that
Did you take the "moan at the end of the sentence"
im your 666 like >:)))))
The "Move That Bus!" of the Berlin Wall scene will stay etched in my memory forever.
i can’t stop looking at their foreheads since the tweet about how their foreheads are big just in different directions
what does that even MEAN I'm still confused
Lili Crow like brittany’s forehead is big going up and sarah’s is big going down 😂😂😂
skylee thought it meant Britney’s was big height wise and Sarah’s was big side to side
Aubrey Phelps i mean i’m stupid so possibly
@@skyleegracetrevino nah I just think its BOTH 😂
Please start a podcast called peepeepoopoocast welcome to my ted tak
mhm
i never knew i wanted them to have a podcast until i read this comment i want it so bad now
Daisy Armenta I not only want, I need 😫
Please
Sometimes I watch these to fill the void they left behind I want more cousin content 😭
Same bro, sameeeee.
honestly, rewatching this has me wondering if their falling out had to do with having so heavily bonding over alcohol...:/
@@jillianmckenna9869 wait they had a falling out?? I never heard about that did they say that happened?
You two need to start a podcast and call it “straight chaos and gay stress”
Wait I thought they were both straight
@@rubyrouge5703 Sarah literally said she has a gf in this video lol, iirc she's bi
gay panic*
@@gardensongg they're talking about something that happened in the video
This comment aged pretty well 👌
If Jenna marbles is mom, then y’all are our cool aunts/ fun older cousins
u n c l e
YES
definitely fun cousins
They’re the cousins who are also each others cousins, but they like saw eachother more growing up so they’re close.
I hate my cousins. Just wanted to put that out there
"There is not a banana that is $5,000"
Me: You're not gonna believe this-
Need me a chaotic straight to balance out my stressed gay self. Iconic duo.
brittany's straight????
evanchiladas sarah is bi
@@garfieldbrooks NO FUCKING SHIT JAJFJWIFJE
Same
Does that mean we are besteez now
'in the most poetic, christian way'
*'SO NAIL YOU TO A CROSS'*
AAAAAHHHH
Or nail you ON a cross if you know what Im saying 😌 (forgive me AJAJDFKFLFL)
@@miathemuse653 you're going to hell 😭
@Kayla Quinn
I think we all are tbH.
@@miathemuse653 HAHAHA
these pee pee poo poo times have that same chaotic rewatchability of Jenna marbles videos I fucking love yall
genuinely had tears streaming down my face when you asked google if jesus was a capricorn. I could not BREATHE
And then when that song played 😂
timestanp PLEASE 😭😭
Let dopey speak. We value his opinion on the matter
Sarah Schauer and? Is he wrong? He is not.
@@sarahschauer3764 LMAO
@@sarahschauer3764 LMFAOOOO
Their entire friendship in a quote: *“brothers by chance, lovers by choice ❤️❤️”*
"Back in the day, like 30 years ago" she says about the 1970's, which is now 50 years ago
Because us being a little older are stuck in the 2000s lmao. I still feel like 30 years ago it was the 1970s
Bunny exactly how I am. Whenever I think about a date prior to the new millennium I constantly revert back to the year 2000 when trying to consider how long ago that was.
@@tummytimeCHRIS7 Haha yes! It's stupid but it still feels like the 70's was 30 years ago which I know it isnt but it just feels like it
lmaooo that was the dumbest shit ahahah
thank god. it is now 2000. i no longer have to exist. i am free at last.
imagine being a doctor and then saying: " my mommy told me you hav cancer." - AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
I WAS THINKING THAT LMAOOOO
"My mommy told me you're going to die in a couple of days"
you have cancer😏😩
My mommy told me you need a heart transpwant and- and pwobobly won't make it ouwt awive
"Back in the old days...like 30 years ago." My 34 year old crypt keeper ass is offended. 👵💀
A TMG pod with them and everyone does a British accent the whole time
Ciera I need this
Yes please
"PeePee PooPoo Time" is the most rewatchable podcast on UA-cam. Yea, I said it.
Justin Jarrett I’m on at least the 12th time, and coincidentally I’m ALWAYS on the toilet. Just praying for anal prolapse at this point
@@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye i-
Raquel Martins Ferreira for the insurance, I need it more than I need these hemorrhoids cause they don’t just be giving out hemorrhoid removals like they did when my Dad was my age, so I gotta wait for the full fall out to get a lil pick me up. And I’m alright with that.
@@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye okay sir
K VD you get it man
I can’t tell you how many time I’ve watched this video, but PLEASE do a skit where Brittani is a 911 rep
I love y’all omg your nonexistent knowledge of Russia had me dying. “Is it still the Soviet Union??” “So Russia is 28” I’m screamingggg in slav
They said the USSR like the Beatles
very american lmao
girl oh my god im a slav too and we look VERY similar!!! we even got the same hair colour i am-
Smarty I love that for us
@@looksbykt282 I love that for you too, girls
i know everyone keeps saying podcast which is cool but like i'm down for hour+ long minimally edited yt vids lol
Brooke Crume yesyesyes
Their facial expressions add so much
Bold of you to assume that's not exactly what the podcast would be
@@sandycheeks5eva podcasts normally aren't edited, I added minimally because they add humor to their videos with the small things they edit in and seem to have fun with it. And also, some people do upload the video feed to UA-cam but a lot of podcasts don't. So I feel like if they did the later, we'd miss out on a lot.
the way brittany says ‘is he hungwey, maybe he needs some mwilk’ sends me me every single time
this is the most entertaining thing ive ever watched
sarah: **opens bottle with teeth** “i spent 2000 dollars on dental work but it was for rotting teeth not cracked teeth!”
brittany: ooo you showed them
LMAOOOOO
going through the trenches and I'm back here in 2024
The pain in Sarah’s eyes when Brittany poured the vodka in her wine
13:08 So I just timed myself and in a minute I can roughly clap 111 times, meaning in 1 minute, I can make $555. Which means in 1 hour, I can make roughly $33,300. I got a 16 on my math ACT but I don't need an ACT score if I can make that in an hour.
Pixie Banríon are you not clapping viciously like me because i made 50k in 14 minutes 😂
But the early onset arthritis will get ya miss thing
@@joshuaramirez5927 Already has lol
@@olivialeigh2255 clearly you have the clap ... lol sorry bad joke
Which clap are we talking about? Does an ass clap count as two per clap? It should. If so, I got y’all all in the gutter, got the market cornered.
I wish to the LORD they’d create together again.
“I wouldn’t moan before every sentence I’m not a p S y C h o”
Middle school boys: im confused what’s so weird bout that lol
“Being married is basically like having herpes” 😂
"Straight chaos and gay stress"
LMAOOOO that gay stress be hitting different
“Oh you’re eating something other than a hot pocket for the first time in 6 days?”
You guys are TOTALLY Hitchcock & Scully lmao
M M but who is who
more like scully and mulder!
Brittany is Hitchcock and Sarah is Scully
Holy shit why is this so accurate
There could only be one
OMG you mentioned muppet treasure island! my late uncle was a pirate in that movie. tied the muppets to a stick
you unlocked a memory i didn’t even know i had when you said “move that bus”
I've literally been laughing for 20 mins over that MOVE THAT BUS!!!
Same omfg and I'm not even American, we got reruns on really obscure channels.
Im ur 1000th like woohoo
Tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard
Watching that shot of bourbon make sarah short-circuit and simultaneously make brittany gag awoke some deep primordial fear in me
I miss them together sometimes.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Brittany and Sarah: hEy GoOgLe
They do be learning doe 👀
"if you would've let me finish.
Even though I stopped talking"
😂
that was my favorite lol
these were simpler times
"charisma gets you so much farther"
*Blows nose loudly on camera
😂😂😂I love y'all so much
when she said “that’s when the berlin wall happened” my only thought was “no that was the 80’s, not the 90’s” and NOT THAT IT WASNT IN RUSSIA
My sleeping pills have kicked in so my idiot brain thought the same thing and didn’t even realize the mistake until I read this comment
it’s linked to the cold war tho lol
@@ihartsatan666 literally me too, sometimes i wonder why i even take sleeping pills when imma be up all night anyways lol
I thought the same thing but that's bc the fall of the Berlin Wall like directly led to the fall of the Soviet union so
move! that! bus!
"...in the most poetic, Christian way."
"He'd nail you to a cross."
I still can't get over that 😂😂
Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic food and thats on the periodt 😔✊🏼
Actually most historians believe he was born in March so he’d be a Pisces which makes more sense
“Russia is 28.”
There’s... so much to unpack there.
I literally sat there like.. yeah 20 sounds right and then I did the math
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD HAHAHHAH
Russia isn't old enough to run for president
i just love everytime sarah shook the bag at dopey brittany loses it
brittany saying "move that bus" re: the berlin wall... that was the funniest thing ive ever heard PERIOD
bookson I literally cried from laughter and paused the video to come find someone else that appreciates that
The amount of times my Google home went off in this video. Y'all just about blasted Jesus was a Capricorn in my house at 1 in the morning.
16:39
sarah: i cried
brittany: *demonic noises originating from the esophagus*
One of my ex's cheated on me with a girl who liked nickleback, and I was more mad that it was with a girl who liked nickleback than i was at the fact that he cheated on me
HAHAHA
Unpopular opinion: Nickelback is good and have many hit songs and people only hate then because they think they’re supposed to.
@@hayleythees yea the girl he cheated on me with was named hayley too... fun coincidence
@@hayleythees nah they're bad like maroon 5 level of bad
I actually like Nickelback 🥺♥️
Google is a character in this vid, she’s the smart one
666th like
sarah this video is so sacred to me
“Move that wall!” sent me over the edge I’m crying
“i know andy samberg”
“u *KnOw* HiM?”
“no”
I love it when Sarah laughs so hard she looks like she’s on the verge of tears
🎶JESUS WAS A CAPRICORN, HE ATE ORGANIC FOODS”🎶 🤣🤣
"It's bag shaking time." - my life motto
I want that tatted
The crackhead energy is immense
Holy sh- They kept talking about Valentine’s Day, and I was like, “Valentine’s Day was way back in February!” And then I realized... It’s April 1st. February was literally a month ago... March felt 8 months long...
How you doin now buddy?
it’s almost july and i can’t remember anything from the past 4 months
oh my god you made this comment 3 months ago how did time go that fast i keep thinking it's still like april
Just Me ikr
It's almost September 😩
Their combined mental breakdown when Brittany brought up the Berlin Wall, that’s just a whole lotta cold white people... MOVE THAT BUS
i always love to come back and binge all their videos together ☹️
"thats just a whole lotta cold white people" STOP
I feel like Brittany can make her eyes look both directions at the same time
look at this boomer thinking there’s only two directions. People can look whatever way they want, not just left and right. Times change.
@@youruncleolaf4694 dyinG
my google home scared the shit out of me approximately 8 times throughout this video
"New Mexico isn't real" honestly tho as a New Mexican I must admit that we're fully fake
Neener Neener true we aren't
nino!!
There’s so few of us that we’re basically fake
i am both straight chaos and gay stress so i love and relate to you both
why am i learning more about history from this video than all 4 years of high school i-
i’ve never wanted to be friends with two people more
“Move that bus” actually killed me
1:28
Me: *heating up my 8th bowl of ramen this week* what is nutrients
Sarah: Tiktok sent Brittney some chocolates for Valentine’s Day and I’m gonna eat them.
Brittney: IM GonNa liGHt a CaNDLe aNd PlAy WiTH fIRe
...
Two very different energy’s
“Being married is basically like having herpes.”
I completely agree with that statement.
Me watching this two years later, little did yall know .. lol too bad you couldn't destroy Russia Brittany, too bad.
You know there's 146 millions of people. Kinda sick telling that you want to kill 146 millions of people, especially 3 years ago.
Im watching this at 5am having not slept in the midst of a depressive episode and yall have me crying laughing this may be my new favorite youtube video
Same bestie lol
"Charisma gets you so much farther"
*Blows her noes on camera not even 1 second later*
14:40 talking about Ukraine and Russia. Watching this for the first in 2022 where Russia is literally invading Ukraine again👀
Brittany reminds me of that yellow bird from the Angry Birds movie
I hope that isn't mean to say
This is amazing. Can you guys please start a podcast. I can’t only live off of the tinymeatgang podcasts
Sarah Schauer honestly I’d be okay with that! Brittany’s “move that bus” commentary had me in tears from laughing so hard
My toxic trait is that I thought they were actual cousins
I am just now finding this out. Sad.
Eleanor Shellstrop and Buzz Lightyear is my favorite duo...
Sarah as Eleanor is everything I needed to hear