after having the earth being consumed by demolord, he needed to loose his lunch after having a huge meal. he vomits into an incinerator inside foundry. soldier somehow was the only one who came out, as he noticed that he was gonna burn to heck. he manages to take a peek outside of the incinerator, he noticed one of Marshmutt spy's troopgineers! it seems he has ahold of soldier's next boi. he didn't wanna get to close to him, because that would cause the troopgineer to capture soldier and pull him back to the prison, also disposing all of his snipers that soldier had previously collected. soldier attacked with an eyeball launcher. it was a terrible idea, since that attack had HORRIBLE accuracy. soldier knew he was blind, and done for. so he complained that he can't see and he begins to dance while some of his limbs were flying into new areas. soldier suddenly hears a bunch of german doctors blatantly deny his babbling. so he self destructed. he transported himself to a roulette known as the spysauceroses. he spins around until he hits a spy. one of the denial german doctors somehow helps him by pushing the arrow to the right. he asks if he won, where the spies are really ticked off because he cheated. soldier replies with "sees bastards". the spies said soldier will AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! the screaming was caused by soldier's helmet increasing size and making them lose their breath and die. soldier secretly swipes the sniper and exits.
Soldier: This is not a crouton, this is an excuse to eat grass Me: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
That train carrying trains is by far my favorite part. Whatever face is there to replace Thomas or maybe that’s a face from way in the past just makes it even better
Script Demoman:aaaaa Soldier grunts Engi laughs Soldier:my eyesight i cannot c this is not a crouton, this is an excuse to eat grass Medic(?):no Medic[?]:nein Soldier:did i win? Spy: go buy a nicer block shit Soldier:sas bastard Spy:You will regraaaaaaaaaaaa Sniper: spot on Soldier:cockadoodledo
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after having the earth being consumed by demolord, he needed to loose his lunch after having a huge meal. he vomits into an incinerator inside foundry. soldier somehow was the only one who came out, as he noticed that he was gonna burn to heck. he manages to take a peek outside of the incinerator, he noticed one of Marshmutt spy's troopgineers! it seems he has ahold of soldier's next boi. he didn't wanna get to close to him, because that would cause the troopgineer to capture soldier and pull him back to the prison, also disposing all of his snipers that soldier had previously collected. soldier attacked with an eyeball launcher. it was a terrible idea, since that attack had HORRIBLE accuracy. soldier knew he was blind, and done for. so he complained that he can't see and he begins to dance while some of his limbs were flying into new areas. soldier suddenly hears a bunch of german doctors blatantly deny his babbling. so he self destructed. he transported himself to a roulette known as the spysauceroses. he spins around until he hits a spy. one of the denial german doctors somehow helps him by pushing the arrow to the right. he asks if he won, where the spies are really ticked off because he cheated. soldier replies with "sees bastards". the spies said soldier will AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! the screaming was caused by soldier's helmet increasing size and making them lose their breath and die. soldier secretly swipes the sniper and exits.
That makes for a good rough draft. I expect the whole novel in 6 years.
NinjaSamurai13 soldier’s dispenser quest: the unnecessary silver eyes
I love how this canonically continues after “Soldier Rescues the Last of the Snippers from Mass Extinction”
This is the closest thing to a raxxo video as it is. Well done.
Lol "This is an excuse to eat grass."
man these acid trips are getting better by the minute
0:10 Thomas 😍😍
i think this is the weirdest one ive seen so far
yeah..
i dream like this too
SAS BASKET
Raxxellent!!!
That’s enough videos for today
Don't worry, I didn't need my eyeballs anyways.
this man hearts every comment on this video, and if he hearts this one I win a bet and get a dollar from my coworker
I want that abnormal coat as a real cosmetic.
That is the most terrifying engineer face I’ve ever seen.
Tried making is slightly accurate to this one: ua-cam.com/video/2JhIV6io1aI/v-deo.html
NinjaSamurai13 his entire top face melts into his skull. That’s just crazy to think about.
Soldier: This is not a crouton, this is an excuse to eat grass
Me: Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
I thought it was "an excuse to be crass".
@@SteelShroom256 i thought it was glass
That train carrying trains is by far my favorite part. Whatever face is there to replace Thomas or maybe that’s a face from way in the past just makes it even better
"I get it!"
"...... I don't get it."
Neither do I.
Nor me.
This is not a crouton! This is an excuse to eat grass!
NOEIN
I guess I could've made it a bit louder..
Relax. We will just plug in our door sized boom boxes to get that experience.
Script
Demoman:aaaaa
Soldier grunts
Engi laughs
Soldier:my eyesight
i cannot c
this is not a crouton, this is an excuse to eat grass
Medic(?):no
Medic[?]:nein
Soldier:did i win?
Spy: go buy a nicer block shit
Soldier:sas bastard
Spy:You will regraaaaaaaaaaaa
Sniper: spot on
Soldier:cockadoodledo
0:10
So many things wrong about this image I don't even know where to start...
My eyes! I cannot C!
This should definetly be in Raxxo's collab
This is scary XD
Who needs eyes anyway
Just a excuse to eat grass!
0:18 Do I hear MV Georgic's horn?
0:08-0:11
Can somebody make a GIF of this please? XD
Spot on
"This is not a crouton, this is an excuse to be grass."
I remember this!
Cayrk
0:03
Pelo comedy
okay
Dude I think u just out-crazied Raxxo!
Wow there are some moments in there where you absolutely nail the Final Dispenser vibe. Impressive!
Raxxo's vids make more sense than this
I couldn't find this one before! Nice work pulling this from the forgotten depths of UA-cam!
Obtained Sniper #34!
Obtain: “God damnit another secret Sniper!”
I just have to wonder what humans a century from now will think of stuff like 0:07
This feels like something out of the Gregory Horror Show
0:08 Soldier the Flatwoods Monster
Bizarre nonsense
I like it
My favourite one from you
Is this what being on acid is like?
Quite nice stuff you got right there.
*SASS BASKET*
'This is not a crouton! This is an excuse to eat grass!'
Julian Kushto I heard glass, but that's cool too.
When you find a offensive comment:
wtf
Same
...
0:06 tiny desk demoman
I think this is your calling to make more of these types of video. Call it brain porn.
Wat?
holy fucking shit this is he best one yet
god tier
Exacly the same style as Raxxo's!
You've made me proud, boi.
I still think that the ytp that you did is the best video
I’ve had nightmares much like this
This is a really really REALLY nice entry.
MAGNIFICENT
Truly strange. I love it.
Genious!
Best one so far
Ok
*N E I N*
Nice 👌
sAs basket
SeeS basket
M. Nourishad SSSSSaaaaaaaaass-Assket
Music pls?
Rise of the living bread
Okay never mind.