I FINALLY Finished Fontaine [Genshin Impact]

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  • @faerieinwonderland
    @faerieinwonderland 8 місяців тому +330

    30:15 NOT PAIMON SAYING "happy thoughts" DURING FURINA'S MOST TRAGIC BACKSTORY

    • @kakawhee
      @kakawhee 8 місяців тому +13

      we cancel paimon

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Місяць тому +1

      i was wheezing

  • @mozzapple
    @mozzapple 8 місяців тому +633

    I thought the title said "I FINALLY Finished Fortnite" and I was like "Java plays fortnite???"

    • @bbysiea
      @bbysiea 8 місяців тому +33

      i always misread fontaine as fortnite its actually an problem 😭😭 i've played fortnite like twice in my entire life

    • @LumiDraws-oo6cp
      @LumiDraws-oo6cp 8 місяців тому +8

      I used to have a major obsession with Fortnite, I was so confused and happy at the same time when I read it wrong (I used to not sleep at all just to play Fortnite to the point where I literally collapsed from exhaustion)

    • @Demntoros
      @Demntoros 8 місяців тому +7

      @@LumiDraws-oo6cp omg bro you good?

    • @Isntmycatcute
      @Isntmycatcute 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@LumiDraws-oo6cp i think thats called an addection

    • @LumiDraws-oo6cp
      @LumiDraws-oo6cp 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Demntoros no

  • @abbi_ee
    @abbi_ee 8 місяців тому +125

    20:02 this triggered me so much JUST LOOK AT THE MAP AND THE HOLES THAT ALIGN ARE THE ELEVATOR, JUST GO THERE 😭😭😭

    • @qianyue.c
      @qianyue.c 8 місяців тому +17

      omg u just taught me how to know where the elevators are THANK U SO MUCH (I KNOW IM STUPID LOL)
      i was fumbling during the entire archon quest and afterward i was like "yeah im never going back to the fortress of meropide" but now i actually might for the world quests (jk im probably too lazy to)

    • @namjoonslostairpods3673
      @namjoonslostairpods3673 8 місяців тому +3

      Nah fr?! Cuz the way I never knew this

  • @rittai__
    @rittai__ 8 місяців тому +59

    Watching this video feels like traveling to the past even though it came today 😭 But listening to you talking about swords only feels nostalgic

  • @mustafaimran6540
    @mustafaimran6540 8 місяців тому +76

    Paimon is the voices in furinas haed, my head, your head, shes is always there, time stops and time flows but paimon is always paimon, when we open chests, when we talk, when we sleep, when we fish, WHEN THE DAY ENDS AND STARS ITS HER... Even when furina has a mentalbreakdown as her worl falls apart literally and metaphorically right as she is losing everything and everyone she spent CENTURIES trying to protect and save ehen she was really only a puppet, paimon

  • @velbloud5443
    @velbloud5443 8 місяців тому +32

    32:55 exactly my thoughts and words … they completely brushed over Furina in the end of the archon quest. I also put her into my team and played with her there for my whole Fontaine journey 🤣

  • @milktea3825
    @milktea3825 8 місяців тому +147

    As someone who plays yelan, I love her BUT SHE COMPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT THE WEATHER

    • @Mango373
      @Mango373 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh ?

    • @Mango373
      @Mango373 8 місяців тому +1

      Sometime I mute chrs talking

    • @mightbeorganz
      @mightbeorganz 5 днів тому

      at least shes not scaramouche he complains about EVERYTHING, even the chests

  • @xxtinct25x48
    @xxtinct25x48 8 місяців тому +23

    30:56 no…. Honestly it’s such an obscure reference to Childe’s lore. It was a single voiceline of Childe’s “About Skirk” where you learn her name. You learn what she does in his character story (not the quest, just the story)

    • @imaginebreaker4455
      @imaginebreaker4455 8 місяців тому +7

      Im pretty sure he said something about her during fontain archon quest. When we met him in front of the blacksmith

  • @GDSam75
    @GDSam75 8 місяців тому +249

    Babe, wake up. Java dropped a new video

  • @emerald2002
    @emerald2002 8 місяців тому +26

    I love how 54:38 is just a unrelated talk about sandwiches with no context and then 1:06:18 happens, granted seeing Java say that the area with the giant tower was 100% explored and then seeing 17% on the map a bit later also makes it obvious what happened

  • @MrGshinobi
    @MrGshinobi 8 місяців тому +11

    For exploration i always recommend doing the world quests first, since they always unlock new areas with chests and rewards that couldn't be obtained before without doing the quest, then after all the world quests are done i just go back and explore all the areas i didn't really explore too much before until it's 100%
    And yes i know, some of you don't like reading the dialogue from those quests, sometimes i don't like reading them either if it's really boring and lengthy (shoutouts to the boring ass fontaine research institute quests), but the smaller world quests are really short and there's not that much dialogue, it's only the big ones (the ones marked on the map with a big exclamation point) that take more time, but you can still skip through them if you really don't want to read.

  • @oui6614
    @oui6614 8 місяців тому +138

    To be fair, even if many people hopped on the trend of weapon only, I'd love a polearm only or greatsword (never saw one btw) account by you, no pressure but ye, even when I watch different ytbers it's really different when it's you, you have way more energy than other youtubers that just hopped on the trend to hop on the trend (no offense to other ytbers) or like only one element only would be great but it seems impossible since many puzzles require many elements and its easier to get primos doing puzzles. But just my opinion. Have a great day everyone !

    • @asyateudr
      @asyateudr 8 місяців тому +36

      Well said, he just naturally does it better 😭

    • @a.e.7081
      @a.e.7081 8 місяців тому +17

      Noblies has a claymore only challenge! You can check his channel, I really enjoyed it!

    • @oui6614
      @oui6614 8 місяців тому +3

      @@a.e.7081 Oh yea I saw, I checked it it wasn't bad but it's different you know but no offense to noblies I do like his videos !

    • @oui6614
      @oui6614 8 місяців тому +4

      @@asyateudr Frfr, ig it's because he iniated the trend, he did it cuz he thought it really was a great idea ! Idk if another youtuber did it before him

    • @oui6614
      @oui6614 8 місяців тому

      @@a.e.7081 I just checked my reply and I didn't see you were talking specifically about greatsword sorry for that so I'll check noblies videos about this thanks to you, have a great day !

  • @Gourmetchezstik
    @Gourmetchezstik 2 місяці тому +7

    26:11 bro predicted it

  • @fizzyjam
    @fizzyjam 8 місяців тому +63

    do we tell him that there's now petrichor.......

    • @nicosavoy
      @nicosavoy 8 місяців тому +5

      better not

    • @milakorzenski2356
      @milakorzenski2356 7 місяців тому +1

      petrichor takes about an hour in total so it will be fine hahah

  • @abhiss6705
    @abhiss6705 8 місяців тому +127

    80 million views in 10 seconds + 1 hour java video
    Man is popping off

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini 8 місяців тому +3

      80 mil??.?

    • @raidenlune
      @raidenlune 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Devulini it's a joke

    • @Devulini
      @Devulini 8 місяців тому +1

      @@raidenlune Aaaaaa ok

  • @_poex
    @_poex 8 місяців тому +5

    Let’s goo, another video to watch while skipping through quests, Java really is a lifesaver

  • @itsfeelingbreezy
    @itsfeelingbreezy 8 місяців тому +7

    26:05 you are now my favorite genshin UA-camr for that arrow reference

    • @Ellie_the_Dummy
      @Ellie_the_Dummy 8 місяців тому +1

      Fr

    • @Jackson-ub1uv
      @Jackson-ub1uv 5 місяців тому

      Mocking Arlecchino is my favourite past-time; she _really_ deserves to be knocked down a few hundred pegs.

  • @MYNAMEISRENGOKU
    @MYNAMEISRENGOKU 8 місяців тому +4

    i was just about to do some homework and was trying to find a video to play in the background thanks for the perfect timing

  • @jUcA_5286
    @jUcA_5286 8 місяців тому +13

    Him:
    This is probably just background noise, I hope you‘re doing something productive!
    Me: Uhhhhmmmmm, nah, not really… *feeling bad*

  • @Tsugikuni103
    @Tsugikuni103 8 місяців тому +12

    I would have said bro is a few batches late, but he is on a different level💀💀

  • @ArgosThePeacock
    @ArgosThePeacock 8 місяців тому +24

    Petrichor and Remuria come out
    Java: F*CK BROOOOO

  • @luvfromnilla
    @luvfromnilla 8 місяців тому +5

    Just what I needed today, a little over an hour long of new Java content. ♡

  • @auri7890
    @auri7890 8 місяців тому +18

    Congrats on 100% fontaine

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ Місяць тому +3

    i love when he started talking about a sandwich like he’d been talking about it the whole time when he hadn’t

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 2 місяці тому +3

    26:10
    watching this after natlan hits different

  • @elysiaego2809
    @elysiaego2809 8 місяців тому +98

    if youre looking to start a new account, you could always bring back nuzlocke 🙏🙏

    • @Loraa681
      @Loraa681 8 місяців тому +15

      He was talking about Geo only

    • @elysiaego2809
      @elysiaego2809 8 місяців тому

      @@Loraa681 i did not catch that he said “swords/spells” and assumed he said spells/geo, thanks for pointing out 🥲🥲

  • @Thundia2
    @Thundia2 8 місяців тому +2

    You're the best waiting room and background sound while waiting for genshin patches

  • @NingguangsN1main
    @NingguangsN1main 8 місяців тому

    i love when Java makes long videos

  • @stupidstormy36
    @stupidstormy36 8 місяців тому +21

    I am so glad that someone else is confused about the architecture of the Opera House. It makes no sense. But then again, sense of scale has never been this game's strongest aspect. All the interiors are much bigger than the exteriors.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 8 місяців тому +6

      Teapot technology is more widespread than we were lead to believe ;)

    • @maziiikowa
      @maziiikowa 8 місяців тому +4

      From what I remember the scale of the overworld is not the real scale of Teyvat, so the exploration and climbing is easier. The interior should be 1:1

  • @DejaTheShroom
    @DejaTheShroom 8 місяців тому +1

    Had a crappy day so I’m grateful for this video! Thanks for the hour and a half of joy I have ahead of me :)

  • @AliceJohn-ib6rp
    @AliceJohn-ib6rp 8 місяців тому +3

    FAV CONTENT CREATOR UPLOADED LETS GO, LOVE YOUR VIDS JAVA:>

  • @Sandhy12341
    @Sandhy12341 8 місяців тому +3

    Wow, 9 mins in 😮 Love the content as always ❤

  • @Yuningthericeball
    @Yuningthericeball Місяць тому +1

    26:15 Going back to this and doing the new Archon quest, the foreshadowing is crazy, does this man work at Hoyo or something?

  • @buggame7574
    @buggame7574 8 місяців тому +1

    whenever java upload i save his video for night time and make sure to make yummy dinner for myself to eat while watching :D

  • @Squiggles_Slime
    @Squiggles_Slime 8 місяців тому +10

    12:32 im pretty sure the reason Paimon says things twice is because the traveler is not fluent in the language of Teyvat, so she puts it simpler for them to undetstand :) its also why the traveler doesnt talk much!

  • @LumiDraws-oo6cp
    @LumiDraws-oo6cp 8 місяців тому +5

    I agree, there’s no comedy in Unfinished comedy, without the comedy, I feel like it’s unfinished (hehe get it?)

  • @Emi-il4zg
    @Emi-il4zg 8 місяців тому +1

    WOOOO ANOTHER LONG VIDEO!! it’s been a while since the last one!

  • @shivanikarthik156
    @shivanikarthik156 8 місяців тому +1

    I don't know how I would survive without your videos❤

  • @jUcA_5286
    @jUcA_5286 8 місяців тому +2

    Nice Video, always enjoy your Videos!

  • @Wee_Thought
    @Wee_Thought 8 місяців тому +3

    I feel like you shouldn't worry too much about a challenge account being "original", since by now most challenges have been attempted by someone. We watch you for you, and would love watching you play any challenge!

  • @caitlynchambers2051
    @caitlynchambers2051 3 місяці тому

    You’re outtro is so real😂 “I mean I was probably just background noise so I hope you got something productive done😂” yessir. I got laundry done while you suffered in Fontaine😂

  • @owomeowuwu
    @owomeowuwu 8 місяців тому +4

    Loving the bows only content!

  • @Emily-jh8om
    @Emily-jh8om 8 місяців тому +12

    "I always come" ~ Java 2024

  • @serial_destignation_x
    @serial_destignation_x 28 днів тому

    i made the primordal jade winged sphear while listening to you doing stuff in the background. very relaxing

  • @bubbleuniverse391
    @bubbleuniverse391 8 місяців тому +3

    Ive done housework, school work, and had breakfast all while watching this lolol

  • @playfullotus
    @playfullotus 8 місяців тому

    I'm glad that (most of) this run through comes months after the content was revealed. Enough time for me to have leisurely done it myself :) The trick will be stopping watching before the end.

  • @Jay-ls5ys
    @Jay-ls5ys 8 місяців тому

    6:12 I thought I got this chest but thanks to you I found out that I didn't 😭
    12:50 genshin buildings never made sense, have you seen alhaitham's house? it's the size of a public toilet from the outside but a mansion in the inside lmao
    41:09 here's an idea, have a counter for every time you do stuff with a twist and not as the game intended you to do
    1:05:23 I advise you next time whenever there's a new area, do ALL world quests then start looking for chests, this way you'll have every place already unlocked and you will not be interrupted by cutscenes
    anyway great video I hope you make more of these long exploring videos, I'm more excited to start exploring too

  • @rosepetalsfallhere
    @rosepetalsfallhere 8 місяців тому +2

    OMG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR LONGER VIDS TO EDIT TO 😭

  • @jUcA_5286
    @jUcA_5286 8 місяців тому +5

    Can we talk about the fact, that he never healed Yae Miko above 150 HP after she dropped down cause of the cutscene?
    Like, didn‘t he at least teleport to a statue of the seven in these last hours?

  • @AkatsukiDXD
    @AkatsukiDXD 8 місяців тому +4

    Java might not have done this in one sitting but I watched it one sitting.. and when I say watched I dont mean as background but actually just watching the video.

    • @momotozaki
      @momotozaki 8 місяців тому +1

      Same 😭😭😭

  • @Vanarana_Queen
    @Vanarana_Queen 11 днів тому +1

    I love that java literally guessed the plot of Natlan when he said “do you think someday we’re going to team up with the fatui to take on the abyss order?” 🤣

  • @alexprus7953
    @alexprus7953 8 місяців тому +7

    4 hours 50 minutes? Honestly I have no idea, can't wait to be terribly wrong 😂

  • @illyam_4
    @illyam_4 8 місяців тому +1

    How fitting that Yoi was there for the fireworks 54:36

  • @deadinside5883
    @deadinside5883 8 місяців тому

    Honestly even tho I’ve already 100% Fontaine it’s always so fun seeing u explore the area cuz I had the exact same struggles with puzzles and especially with the elevators in the prison 😂😂

  • @Cherry--Blossom
    @Cherry--Blossom 8 місяців тому +8

    Drop everything! Java just dropped another video!!

  • @Sillysillyperson
    @Sillysillyperson 4 місяці тому +2

    DRAGON DEEZ NUTS?!! 26:27

  • @tulipsyss
    @tulipsyss 8 місяців тому +2

    now i feel inspired to finsh all my inazuma exlporation

  • @EmergencyCringe
    @EmergencyCringe 8 місяців тому +1

    this video is a whole bunch of proof that i should continue to do quests first, chests second xD

  • @VincentBurkett
    @VincentBurkett 8 місяців тому

    I love ling java videos his voice calms me down and ive watched all his videos at least 10times

  • @ElxctricHeart
    @ElxctricHeart 23 дні тому

    Having played the Natlan archon quest: you predicted us teaming up with the Fatui!!!

  • @animegirl0776
    @animegirl0776 8 місяців тому +2

    Ayyy just what I need before sleep 😆

  • @Emily-jh8om
    @Emily-jh8om 8 місяців тому +1

    I'd pay to have a 10 hour long Java video lol
    Also I find it funny how he doesn't like exploring that much but I'd love to do it on every account ever

  • @sogunuboschet6942
    @sogunuboschet6942 8 місяців тому +2

    Have fun on your holiday!

  • @slothsupporter7902
    @slothsupporter7902 8 місяців тому +1

    CONGRATS JAVA

  • @神名18is
    @神名18is 8 місяців тому +2

    YAY! Java! i love you

  • @Arequiral
    @Arequiral 8 місяців тому +3

    Wait, you can merge bubbles...? So... all those puzzles... I COULD HAVE DONE WAY EASIER..???-

  • @AdalynnCaelgirien
    @AdalynnCaelgirien 8 місяців тому +1

    No way... I finished the entite Fontaine (true 100%) and I didn't know you could combine the bubbles into a big one?? First I was laughing at Java for not having Scara to break the puzzles and now I'm embarrassed for not knowing about that bubble mechanic >

  • @MSSProductions1
    @MSSProductions1 8 місяців тому +1

    thank you, I'll go exploring now

  • @lulucie108
    @lulucie108 2 місяці тому +1

    26:11 we did in natlan!!

  • @Sasshoemaker
    @Sasshoemaker 8 місяців тому

    You actually helped me find some stuff I missed

  • @Rain_OfficialYT
    @Rain_OfficialYT 8 місяців тому +6

    "background noise" huh? i actually watched the whole thing as a regular video and not as background noise LOL

  • @noriko1428
    @noriko1428 8 місяців тому +1

    If a smart and skilled person like Java struggles there, I don't even have to try starting the quest.

  • @okayuuuuu_
    @okayuuuuu_ 8 місяців тому

    9:28 fancy burst
    13:24 no comments
    22:08 professor :00
    23:20 traveller goes augh mode
    23:46 🤨🤨🤨
    24:40 roasting us
    24:47 borderline dying
    24:50 cutscene!!
    1:20:30 Bada beem bada boom

  • @josieh5950
    @josieh5950 8 місяців тому +1

    Java posted yay! We all say in unison

  • @deadinside5883
    @deadinside5883 8 місяців тому +1

    In sorryyyy but 1hr+????? THANK YOU ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @7ar4me52
    @7ar4me52 8 місяців тому +1

    "He is the dwagn hehehe dragon this nut" my fav line 😂

  • @alex_kruspe
    @alex_kruspe 8 місяців тому +1

    2:35 I have a idea for a new acc, what if you make a acc where you pull for the ‘bad characters’? with that I mean full for characters who aren’t really in the meta anymore, such as; Klee, albedo, qiqi, chonyun, amber,… and try to beat spiral abyss with ‘bad characters’?

  • @jorissmal1769
    @jorissmal1769 8 місяців тому +1

    Finally more long content ❤❤❤❤

  • @Columby
    @Columby 8 місяців тому +1

    Javatheduck has uploaded again 😌

  • @miajohansson172
    @miajohansson172 8 місяців тому

    Geo only please ! And finally someone talked about how good the jelly fish power is, it’s like the underwater hydro dragon!

  • @Jay-v1l4r
    @Jay-v1l4r 18 днів тому

    dude really predicted the batman quests 26:20

  • @Diamond1234
    @Diamond1234 8 місяців тому

    30:15 Paimon is our random intrusive thoughts at any moment, she'll ruin the tension. XD

  • @kair0__
    @kair0__ 8 місяців тому +3

    JAVA UPLOAD!!

  • @Drakepreat
    @Drakepreat 8 місяців тому +1

    Wooooooooo new java vid 🎉

  • @christa0026
    @christa0026 8 місяців тому

    i loved the longer video style java. 😘

  • @TiredDolpn
    @TiredDolpn 2 місяці тому

    26:15 bro guessed the story of Natlan like 7 months before it came out

  • @Arequiral
    @Arequiral 8 місяців тому

    I had to double check when the video came out, when he referred to the top area as a new area before the text came on screen

  • @abriicotier4775
    @abriicotier4775 8 місяців тому

    12:41 the Critical Role reference is killing me

  • @consquishioner
    @consquishioner 8 місяців тому +1

    Lmao I thought this was that you hadn't touched Fontaine at all but then 3:00 happened and I was like aaaah.. this is old footage

  • @neanahidden
    @neanahidden 8 місяців тому +2

    Being a heretic and farming Swarm Disaster in HSR while Java puzzles puzzles 😊
    (Exploration and quests are my reason for GI so have none left to do and all the maps 100%. Well, Enkonomia is only 98% if I’m being honest.)

  • @pantsdancelol2051
    @pantsdancelol2051 6 місяців тому

    12:42 LORD ESHTEROSS?!?!?! IS THAT A CR REFERENCE IN MY GENSHIN VIDEO 😊

  • @selina-qv8xu
    @selina-qv8xu 8 місяців тому

    48:19 if you have kazuha you can boost yourself up pretty high

  • @guragura.mp3
    @guragura.mp3 8 місяців тому +1

    can't decide if I should sleep or watch this

    • @togsana
      @togsana 8 місяців тому

      Both

    • @Genlox-lol
      @Genlox-lol 8 місяців тому +1

      sleep...
      doesnt exist

  • @irlemu
    @irlemu 11 днів тому

    26:13 java foreshadows everything?

  • @Elven_Red
    @Elven_Red 8 місяців тому

    44:02 wtf??? I had no clue, I just played around with the bubble positions until I found the exact pixel that has one of them hitting two poles lmao

  • @Cyno-eq9yq
    @Cyno-eq9yq 8 місяців тому +1

    ONE MINUTE LESGOOO!! also slay frfr

  • @atsukikuroe2613
    @atsukikuroe2613 8 місяців тому

    The closest we had of an Archer only **
    (My fav class is archer, why, idk their neat :’3 and I love snipping things far away XD)

  • @fizzyjam
    @fizzyjam 8 місяців тому +1

    YESSS i love exploration content

  • @pixie.-.
    @pixie.-. 8 місяців тому

    "i would like to understand what I'm doing... like.. in the slightest..."
    is so real 😭😭

  • @remikazuki
    @remikazuki 8 місяців тому

    Java's patience is something I desire