Tom Myers Message to Cumtown
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- From the Real Ass Podcast - with Tom Myers and Tim Dillon
(Around May 2019 or so I think)
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Thanks for 1K subs y’all!!!!
Also I’m gay!!!
My worst fear isn’t failure, it’s that I’ll achieve a modicum of success and become a lolcow trying to preserve the pride I took in achieving that success. My worst fear is to become Tom Myers.
Incredibly fucking real
This guy has no chill. Could really use a bong hit transplant.
Tom if your reading this, the only reason people hate on you is because your not gay. Make out with Nick and they will stop
Ever since I made this post my comments don’t work anymore, I’m sorry Tom
Watching this while getting a bong hit transplant
Saw him at 7/11 the other day, funny guy.
I can vouch for this commenter, I was there too. Dan Nainan was also there and he punched the cashier because they didn't have sushi
Guy needs a bong rip transplant.
This is just bullying an untalented person.
What are u, gay?
take it easy on luis man his checks go straight to the state
I truly love Tom. I loved it when they pressed him on that 'I hate everyone' bit 😂. The fact that to some extent hes stuck in the past when he was a roady and nick was an open mic-er.
Cut the stems off my weed light up and call that shit a bong hit TRANS Plant 🏳️⚧️ 🍃 🔥
Am I the only one who unironically got a chuckle out of the bong hit transplant joke?
Imagine getting a chance to say something to Nick and you don't profess your love
That's gay.
2:40 this is exactly the opinion I expected him to have lol
That’s what she said
Tom’s brain is such a wonderful thing, I love how he always flexes his completely meaningless standup credentials over one of the most successful comedy podcasters in the world because at one point he thinks he “outranked” him
“That’s what she said.”
DAAAAAAAAAAMN!
3:49 lmao Toms face when they say “and look at you now”
They somehow managed to get the funniest comedian in history in a room for a whole podcast and not a single funny thing happened
That's why it's funny. This is so meta.
Tim?
@@WorkOvertimeOrElse yeah Tim Dillon the funniest comedian in history
Solid stav burn
It's a shame that Tom just doesn't know. It's beyond his ability to know why he is funny while at the same time it is his curse
“I’m breathing no harder than Stavros”
When Nick talked about Tom originally it was really funny, but this is absolutely just bullying.
Tom could be so successful if he just leaned into the jokes about him but he’d rather hold onto pride that he’s a “real artist”
Its wild, nick handed him a platform from one of the most popular podcasts in the world, and he shuts it down
The problem is Tom desperately wants to be a Bill Maher type "intellectual" so badly. It's just not gonna happen tho
I need a bong hi - *BWAOHHOWHOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* as every bone in my body is instantly turned gay
Is this Tom Myers the comedian?
No it’s Tom Myers a comedian
He is one certain comedian, but I wouldn’t call him The Comedian. More like: “A Comedian.”
I need a bong hit transplant.
Even if I wasn’t gay, I’d still need a bong hit transplant. But I am gay so I’ll take a bong hit transplant asap.
Tom desperately wishes he was Greg Pahanish
I thought Bill Hicks
Tom's eyes look like they're trying to communicate S.O.S in morse code every time he tries to be quippy
What’s this a bong hit transplant?
Yea one is a millionaire and one works at a 7 11. One needs a bong hit transplant, the other is my gay lover. We know whos who.
A comedian
Look man, you can say whatever you want about me, but if you come after my friends... 👿
...did this guy get a bong hit transplant or something?
"Look at the 2 of you now"
One making 6 figures on Patreon the other working at 7/11
The irony is that Nick explained that he thinks Tom is actually funny, but Tom doesn't know _why_ he's funny. If Tom had just listened and learned what that was...he probably still be a failure because he seems like a horrible douchebag😅
If Michael Scott was a real person with schizophrenia.
This guy is hilarious unlike Nick Mullen. 🙄
Unlike Gay Nick Mullen
@@vincentsmit1935 true. Forgot the gay part. Weird because he’s my gay lover
Bug lover mullen
😂😂😂
as a gay man I am very offended
I genuinely love tom he’s just a labrador turned human
Well no cause lab's are intelligent likeable dogs😂
Yeah, a Labrador cross one of those annoying chihuahuas that just yap at everything for no reason and really just need a good swift kick.
Well, he's mostly just the chihuahua part but otherwise you're right.
3:24 to cut the mouth vomit
Gracias. My brain melts when i hear him talk. I needed to get this over as fast as possible.
Thank you
BHT moment
That’s why I’m hoping Hillary wins
They’re fumbling every interaction with him. This isn’t even funny
that's why it's funny
@@monguskooklord7867yeah I'm not a huge fan of awkward humor but this is gold. Lol
Thats what Tom said..
bonghit transplant wooooooo!
Tom Myers is super straight
This is really missing a funny person with perspective and personality.
Bong hit transplant.
Also I'm gay.
Still funnier than sagalow
Sean Bolan’s!!!
This is painful to see. Why would anyone do this to themself?
Zak lookin thin
Wtf