What Despacito sounds like when you don’t know Spanish (Full - Australian)

[@jene1617]

A moment of silence for the people who didnt get this recommended to them

[@EmilyWoodX]

I got it recommended 2 am incognito

[@_Random_Human]

Yes lol

[@raelynnbarton1583]

Me

[@Emerypipes]

I got recommended the short 1

[@rip_bozo3652]

I did

[@sharmilakarmakar77]

Plot twist : He is taking revenge on the Spanish teacher who failed him.

[@void-179]

litteraly stolen from other video 🐒

[@Shiven_6]

Your YT Profile pic is the pic I have on bg

[@Neptune_A_Planet]

Lmao

[@abbxyy]

@@void-179 it’s a repost

[@theguywhoasked3833]

@@void-179 no one gives a fuck

[@marshallsublime9221]

as a bilingual, i had a stroke reading the english words and listening the song in spanish.
Edit: poliglot, latin and japanese have now added to whatever my vocabulary is

[@ghalazyy]

Same

[@saltedwounds]

😂😂😂 same

[@mile3270]

Same

[@gaybread6676]

Same

[@sashakuu]

lolol same XDDD

[@prokemongaming5149]

Not knowing Spanish didn't reduce the fun. My favourite sentences were "If I miss, I'll grip a shark" and "You can be the strawberry dough". It made me die laughing.

[@SnowyRedstone]

once you hear the fonzie you can't go back

[@abhiswarakumbhare5468]

"If I miss I'll grip a shark" 🤣🤣
Maybe he will, who knows

[@raypays2]

cook inside a dresser

[@erinberryhill694]

lmao

[@Starnight_Nightwing]

There’s no author 1:16

[@AnkitSingh-vm1gn]

Spanish people who understand English: *angry spanish noises*

[@doikgnnrii-sy5to]

Spanish people ?

[@yovaporable]

I am spanish this triggers me

[@hannanellia]

@@yovaporable lmfao

[@xuiat9063]

Jajajajaj

[@AnkitSingh-vm1gn]

@Transgender Nigger Neither me nor this video is racist but you are dumb for sure.

[@uebob]

As a spanish speaker, this is incredibly funny because frequently the words are syllables from different words

[@ramble21_28]

163 likes and 7 days old and this is the first reply

[@uebob]

idk why this now has 202 likes but hey I'm not complaining

[@jorgedi3349]

@@uebob 203* :)

[@bridgertonbrigade]

217 (one from me)

[@uebob]

218 (auto like lol)

[@hinatahyugazeseagull2647]

Just imagine Spanish speaking ppl listening to this it would be so much funnier to them I think bc they actually know what those words mean

[@mimipare1696]

I’m not exactly fluent in Spanish, but I speak it alright and watching this is breaking my brain. I’m hearing one thing in one language, and seeing something with a completely different meaning in another

[@itakuruvi]

I'm a native Spanish speaker, and you are right, it was so funny to see this ha ha😂 I've heard Spanish speakers listening to songs in English and singing them with words in Spanish, but I didn't imagine it from the other side ha ha ha😂😂

[@bea8655]

Ur right lmao it's the best thing I have listened to in a lot of time

[@taniar9796]

@@itakuruvi x2 jajaja

[@mariposaarts]

It is absolutely hilarious I dead laughing

[@fluuf999]

"slow carrot favourite-o", "you can be the strawberry dough", "cook inside a dresser" and "look good in Malaysia" are by far my most favourite lines and this video is absolutely beautiful

[@E.D.Matryx]

“Pork key toe, pork key toe” 😂

[@playtime8407]

Fun fact : you actually learnt the whole song cuz of this video

[@zayangobeize139]

Lol

[@demonwantstodie]

Yes I did 😂

[@m00ndrxp]

Lol true

[@acusolo]

das me right there!

[@levitv7830]

Well Kinda.

[@silverstarsky2247]

"you can be the strawberry dough"
so motivational

[@snappy-star-disco]

Truly says a lot bout society

[@zayd8977]

CRK Strawberry Cookie: Ah....

[@cr0sad3r70]

If I miss I'll grip a shark😢

[@Dragon-Hell9-11]

Bruh😂

[@Dionaea_M]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@violets.9381]

my favorite lines:
"look good in malaysia"
"cook inside a dresser"
"you can be the strawberry dough"
"man door plan"
i loved this video lmao

[@butterflyag4456]

I also like "If I miss I'll grip a shark" 😂

[@eliandjakespecials6134]

Old meat and Old hair

[@thetntman9007]

I liked for speed-R2

[@sleepy-emerald]

Pork key toe pork key toe
You look good in Malaysia
Cook inside a dresser
You can be the strawberry dough
Old meat and old hair
If I miss I’ll grip a shark
Get up, get away, come to a modern little cabin
Man door plan
Those all made me laugh for some reason.
*And me bum bum~*
Desk bar seat tow was pretty good, to.

[@tamaspapp5865]

"If I miss I'll grip a shark"

[@Newchannelindesc]

“For Speed-R2”
Man spittin’ straight facts

[@mil-2287]

As a native spanish speaker , I need to say that is actually really creative

[@Nateogg]

Thanks :)

[@nightfallzyt]

😂🤣

[@khing_khing_cling_clang]

Okay, xD

[@Benjamin-kx4hc]

@@Nateogg I to speak Spanish and I gotta say eso es bien creativo

[@Mini-Crafter]

es hora de usar el traductor de Google (Por cierto no soy español)
(Aight is time to use Google translate) (btw I'm not Spanish nor English)

[@arjunanilkumar9655]

This needs more attention for the people who doesn't know to speak spanish...

[@thatsplatcat861]

"You can be the strawberry doe-"

[@akshayan4602]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@listeningtomusicistalentidgaf]

🤣😂

[@ricobrawlstars4880]

69th like

[@exetiorbraxplays3158]

@@ricobrawlstars4880 I’m 71st

[@markgoldbridge3893]

*Kelloggs there’s no Arthur*

[@merni_music]

1:43 YOU CAN BE THE STRAWBERRY DOUGH!!!

[@KyliesRedRoses]

I slowed it down to try to actually learn it lol

[@hinatahyugazeseagull2647]

😂😂 I should do that

[@_PiseyPlays_]

there's a lyrics in the description, too.

[@icywhatever3883]

Make it 1.5 it's like real

[@solarsystem6748]

This song is copied
I dont remember from where but a guy performed this on stage

[@solarsystem6748]

@@kasvi8869 lol yes
I just saw that😂 thanks

[@kiki-lv4ut]

"You can be the strawberry dough" XD

[@rat-in-the-void]

Pure poetry

[@granola1998]

That got me😂😂

[@Hi2009u]

And "Cook inside a dresser" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@straightint101]

Ah yes my greatest passion: to be strawberry dough

[@straightint101]

And also get up get up go to a little modern cabin 😆

[@itz_joeyplayz8602]

im learning this to impress my family. not going well
update: i learned how to sing it. they aren’t interested. my efforts wasted

[@itz_joeyplayz8602]

they think i’m having a seizure

[@centralcity1445]

@Aliza Raja lol

[@radhikamendiratta5023]

update? lol

[@S1rT1mmySh33p]

420th like 😏🤌

[@angelsharma380]

Did you learned yet?

[@Original_Ace16]

1:49 Epic Kia Moment

[@remi.rat14]

As somebody who doesn’t know any Spanish, I can say that this is *110%* accurate. :>

[@Emerypipes]

Ikr and its a vibe

[@teetopthepro7575]

💯 accurate

[@indirashah302]

@@Emerypipes boi

[@angrybook_]

@@ilillli2290 as a Spanish speaker i can also confirm that it is 110% accurate

[@superchinmayplays]

now when i hear this song i just hear these words lol

[@AGglittersparkle]

“Get up, get up, get away, come to a modern little cabin”
I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AGglittersparkle]

(2:00 for anyone wondering)

[@gungun.-.]

Lol that part had me dying too

[@sighs123]

hmmm so we gonna go fly to the def not flying modern cabin?

[@midnight1634]

IKR XD

[@nevergonnagiveyouup8167]

Ikr lol

[@sai-chan4805]

I died at "if I miss I'll grip a shark" LMAO 🤣 as a native Spanish speaker this made me laugh to death lol great job at finding words that actually rhyme with the Spanish words, it was very creative and so funny to watch and then realize that it does sound like what is on the screen 🤣🤣🤣

[@warriorcats_4ever263]

me to XD

[@meerakumaresh9903]

Same so weird

[@llama_mm3380]

Wtf does it even mean 😂

[@tiyabasilio8883]

Dude, I saved this to my "Awesome Songs To Never Forget" playlist-
Lmao.

[@bazlihakim8871]

when you find Malaysia in there:

[@kimberly7631]

Geng Malaysia!!!

[@CuteGreenCat]

@@kimberly7631 yeah

[@sheiyufu3890]

Mantap

[@GodoftheVoid-o1d]

Nothing

[@imnotkyot8971]

Yeahhhh

[@Nxytey]

Why did i spend My whole Day Learning Despacito
When i can Sing this-
(Too late i already Know the spanish😭🔪)

[@ElliottTheIdiott]

Everyone who learned it this way is your pfp

[@Nxytey]

@@ElliottTheIdiott Tommyinnit is my pfp✨

[@saltedwounds]

I’ll one up you, I learned Spanish growing up so I could sing despacito 10 years later. (Also love your profile pic ❤️😳)

[@Nxytey]

@@saltedwounds Lol im deciding to take online Spanish Classes
And thanks😂

[@saltedwounds]

@@Nxytey that’s fantastic! I’m also taking classes, just not Spanish 😂 good luck! (Actually I was going to watch tommy rn 😂)

[@leonardoturtlebutbetter8922]

I finally can understand what despacito really means without a translator

[@xiaoqianyuan1662]

I learned something new today. I learned how to sing despacto

[@hahadaeminions]

2:09 WOW HE PREDICTED PCR TESTS

[@thishandleisntavaiIable]

it always exists

[@Bianca-ol2db]

not me trying to lean this when i already know spanish

[@isamarharo8668]

Same 🌝💀

[@_ddoremy]

sameee

[@camin7307]

A huevo

[@Gabizepamm]

@@camin7307 POR FIN otra latina (espero xD) por aqui :D

[@genesissosa2824]

No tengo nada que hacer así que la estoy aprendiendo con acento gringo JAJA

[@elliana_riley]

"If I miss I'll grip a shark"
Ummm good luck with that

[@LinKueiDragon]

Grosse e awes

[@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva]

In soviet russia (and the world) you dont grab shark. *shark grab you*

[@jaxy234]

@@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva *wise words where spoken*

[@jungleloveandkiwicookiesqu7852]

Once you hear it, you can’t unhear it.

[@Greaser2580]

Dude Fr

[@yareyare9605]

*UA-cam is finally recommending me stuff that I like*

[@Fancutting]

* YOU CAN BE THE STRAWBERRY DOUGH * THAT HAD ME CRACKING UP 🤣👌

[@MrBaadshah2000]

IKR LOL HAHAHAHHAUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUHAUHSHKHSHJHSBJSBJBSJBSJJHGSJGSJ AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA

[@jupiterhero7479]

me too

[@apleppiie]

yea lol 😂🤣

[@yupitzmeeee]

I was trying so hard not to laugh and at that part, I cracked up so hard 😂😂

[@avaalford126]

Same lol

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

“You can be the strawberry”
“Cook inside a dresser”

[@eliandjakespecials6134]

Hahahahha

[@AussiedSkills]

Its “You can be the strawberry dough

[@geodasecond7494]

If you have a oven in your dresser you can cook inside a dresser

[@StevxnBergwijn]

ua-cam.com/channels/G3KZsdZaFsnCyf-88yaZ9w.html

[@slimerancherismylife]

"If I miss I'll grip a shark

[@Nxrxn23]

2:06 "liquid sunlight"
I dont sing despacito in science class anymore 😶

[@amberclarke8195]

This is so awesome. You did great at the concert 😊

[@Nateogg]

Amber Clarke thank you! :)

[@TheRetroReboot]

@@Nateogg hi

[@Loriiiiii]

Me: know this song in Spanish
* Laugh hard *
After notices that this is actually how it sounds

[@syren5524]

I DIED HERE I DIED
1:29 "Kelloggs singing sunny mocha!"
XDDDDDD

[@cjmq0o]

I speak Spanish and even I will never be able to unhear that 😭

[@shanebyrne2]

Thank you for putting this together, I really struggled to keep up with the words with all the tears in my eye. Made my day

[@rocketxbeastyryl286]

Cook inside a dresser
Me who can't cook even in the most modern cooking appliance be like:

[@haneenasad]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@whokilledknox]

I showed this to my mom and she cracked. And it’s a bit hard to make her laugh

[@Nateogg]

🥳

[@whokilledknox]

Thx for the heart!

[@TheRetroReboot]

@@Nateogg hii

[@erinberryhill694]

@@whokilledknox omg same I showed this to my mom too

[@lalatendupdeo4398]

Anybody here after UA-cam recommended that video

[@Jcat_Nguy23]

Yeap

[@miriamalaaedin8374]

@@Jcat_Nguy23 same

[@haneenasad]

Same

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

Here

[@RandoWeirdo]

^^

[@atsunome]

“Come to a modern little cabin” absolutely SENT me

[@vviviann]

when your spanish teacher wants to play spanish music during class and despacito comes up but you cant sing it:

[@dlgrozaorpon9213]

1:37 "*if I miss I will grip a shark*"
- *ozzy oggys*

[@thehanishtube7007]

No one:
Literally no one:
**Kellogg's singing sunny mocha**
**You can be the strawberry dough**

[@aishwarya6481]

**Mom enter dundee bungalow** 😂
**Cook inside a dresser** 😂

[@thehanishtube7007]

@@aishwarya6481 😂

[@markgoldbridge3893]

*kelloggs there’s no Arthur*

[@acetheautistic]

**If I miss I'll grip a shark**
**Candle in mi bum bum**
**Key ten cola pizza**
**Desk Pasito**
**Bear no sea tow**
**Yesterday to manor ski tows**
**Subi subi subi subi subi**
**Sear to read moo**

[@thehanishtube7007]

@@markgoldbridge3893 😂

[@-hoopoe-]

1:43 "You can be the Strawberry Dough" LOL

[@etehfischbein2893]

*i tried playing it in 0.25x speed to make it slower, IT KILLS YOUR EARS*

[@umavathimdevadiga880]

*U said then I tried it*
*And I was like:* 👁️💧👄💧👁️
*I am never doing that again-*

[@istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016]

I did 2x and boy is it hella fast!

[@istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016]

Yeah 0.25x just sounds like HELL.

[@shivanshisingh4249]

Yes🤭

[@bangtantimes8990]

OMG I JUST TRIED IT LOL

[@stereoff6961]

Plot twist: it is the actual lyric

[@justsomeonestag]

Damm dam daaam 😂😂

[@stereoff6961]

@@justsomeonestag hi

[@justsomeonestag]

@@stereoff6961 Hello 😊👋

[@stereoff6961]

Rip

[@robinasebastian1873]

The original is the spanish version

[@Nateogg]

Head to my channel for the live performance of this, and other songs changed to english :)

[@anamikabhushan8057]

Ok

[@polamarasettirameswaram8896]

I love it

[@karalmom5669]

Yo this is just a pure masterpiece 🤩

[@no.5769]

The sunlight should be a dish soap brand but ok..

[@alexeyandclareschannel7153]

Amazing I was laugh at the words when it was playing

[@SigmaInstitutePlatform]

1:02 select 0.5x speed for the ultimate experience!

[@harrypotter_bookworm]

oh ma fucking goodness

[@harrypotter_bookworm]

try 1:46 at 2x speed its even better

[@insertusernamehere427]

1:04

[@wildwolf8958]

@@harrypotter_bookwormomg! That’s so fun

[@eliza.kane75]

I will never hear this song the same again.

[@angrybook_]

Same I am a Spanish speaker and even if I try I can't unhear it

[@SSRZMM2]

2:18
“Cook inside a dresser”
Funniest line! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zayd8977]

2:14

[@TCON_OSC]

np 2:15

[@archana_mandloi]

I can't stop laughing..........😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@fairybreadcat100]

XD

[@nanda_8]

Then laugh who stopped you bruh😂🤣

[@nightfallzyt]

😂🤣🤣

[@purvisaini1711]

@@nanda_8 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sakunthalavadivelu4162]

😂😂

[@DJGROOVEWORLD]

This is hilarious! My dad and I watched it together and laughed, thanks for putting so much effort into the video 👊

[@daisyadenia1712]

My most favorite words : "you can be the strawberry dough". 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if a man told a woman she can be the strawberry dough 😂

[@meerakumaresh9903]

I fav part is i'll grip a shark, mom gnome mare and your mom. So funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joysse]

1:09 I swear I hear “sALaRy, bRo!”

[@folkloresupremacy13]

"Keloggs singing sunny mocha"
"You can be the strawberry dough"
"Dominos nose hair and ketchup"
"Liquid sunlight"
"Pork toe Pork toe Pork toe"

[@sleepy-emerald]

“Cook inside a dresser”
“If I miss I’ll grip a shark”
“Candle and me bum bum”
“Ten cola pizza”

[@thelosttomato4020]

"pork key toe"

[@MT-br6fz]

‘You can be the strawberry dough ‘

[@wonderscenekid]

“Kellogs theres no Arthur“
“Yesterday two purple tutu“

[@hszuku]

"Celery Throw"
"Slow Carrot"

[@-hoopoe-]

1:37 "if i miss i'll grip a shark" LOL

[@theweirdobehindtheslaughte7615]

If you don't actually know Spanish and the meaning of this song I just wanna say DONT TRANSLATE IT 😂

[@BeastsMasters]

Should of told me that a year ago... 💀

[@theweirdobehindtheslaughte7615]

@@BeastsMasters Imao- 😂

[@cytcuscc9508]

Why tho

[@gaganrayatgaming1500]

Yeah I also suggest everyone to not translate 😅
This song always suit in spanish not in English( for not Spanish speakers)

[@cytcuscc9508]

@@gaganrayatgaming1500
Why
Despacito is so nice song

[@kinetixyt6558]

At 0:41 What I heard was “ Toilet sending money to soy and metal” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sighs123]

lol, i kinda heard that too, but also not, here's what i heard:
2 toilets sanding soy and metal

[@salmalam2748]

I heard "2 toilet selling money soyel metal"

[@i69420]

2, what a silly man fish 2 net mall

[@martingamer906]

0:17 that “TRATRAQATATA” is catchy...

[@Jaz_055]

This was so freaking creative and chaotic I loved every second

[@mariposaarts]

When you know Spanish but watch this-
I had a heart attack and died of laughter, RIP. 🤣🤣

[@saltedwounds]

Literally same 😭😂😂

[@u1303]

Simón sí soy

[@shaielyrawatkar3103]

English auto-generated subtitles be like:

[@lavacreeper2728]

Who came from "How to sing Despacito when you don't know Spanish" video?

[@Arrijoyyy]

Me

[@warisaiqbal]

Me

[@Page.hyehye]

uep

[@symphxnii]

Me

[@adorakumboh4004]

Me

[@aethersprite7719]

"you can be their strawberry dough"
- sun tzu, art of war

[@ah-gj1ov]

0:33 your mom !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XxxRonaldofan]

yeah that got me😂

[@SHARATHCHANDRA-dh6yx]

Yes 😂

[@jjjaannkan8377]

Hats off to the person .who made this song. And the song was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🖒😂😂😂🖒😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😅😅😅👌👌👌

[@boredsara649]

My Spanish teacher sings this in the online class: *singing totally like a alien to me*
Me: *trying to do my homework that i forgot 1 day to do*

[@Pandasgirl301]

I think she didn't know the meaning of this song

[@lalitahetze8853]

The lyrics are too sexual for a teacher to sing.

[@YQKjack]

2:16 MY COUNTRY

[@SabiruBall]

Thats cool 🤩
Salam dari Indonesia 🙏😅
Greetings from Indonesia 🙏😅

[@albertosuparto7565]

@@SabiruBall pie kabare mas

[@SabiruBall]

@@albertosuparto7565 sehatt 😄

[@jamesbastholmchristensen]

Hej fra Danmark
Hello from Denmark

[@kasumii_6064]

When you know both english and Spanish and trying to read the words while knowing the normal lyrics is slowly causing your brain to melt

[@nyankocatsumi6579]

2:16
I live in Malaysia and I was happy to see my country involved in this wonderful content and comedy.
Literally.

[@syanims8941]

Yeah and hi there. I also from Malaysia

[@nyankocatsumi6579]

@@syanims8941 haha hi :)

[@xosadiexo]

3:26
COVID- 19: Am I a joke to you?

[@0jayzilla]

What? Are you stupid?

[@jessiia2172]

As an Australian
*not only is this perfect but EXTREMELY ACCURATE*

[@viclovesbooksandtheatre4734]

As someone who’s been learning Spanish for about a year, this was.. a strange experience. The English “captions” sort of made sense, but I had words jumping out at me that I know, “conmigo” being one because I use it all the time.. this was very strange.

[@zqmxq]

literally the only word in this song that i recognize that most people don’t is prob “corazon” meaning heart in english(for anyone wondering it was replaced with cortisone) and the only reason i know what corazon means is bc of one piece

[@nonutnovember2917]

Can we just appreciate the hard work put into this video?

[@anshitasingh7943]

I can tell that this is going to be in everyone's recommendations few years later

[@Puccapucco]

The moment that your mom comes in the lyrics

[@zeezive]

"You can be the strawberry dough" That got me cracking soo hard.

[@Nateogg]

😂😂

[@Viohazard1]

@@Nateogg yes 😂😂😂

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

😂😂

[@styledbyrie]

Bum bum

[@ricoseraphimtolentino1624]

as a person who desn't quite understand english i learned more english from this than my english teacher

[@atusairani7149]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starfireshome8285]

"cook inside my dresser." Now that got me. Lol 😂

[@amxnnie5139]

I love when it says baby lol 😂 ❤️ The picture is 👌

[@austincayden9234]

I died laughing at:
Kellogg's singing sunny mocha
You can be the Strawberry dough
😹🤣😂

[@ringtank]

The lyrics do be so iconic tho lol-
*Proceeds to fail Spanish test*
-sorry mom-

[@ringtank]

@elfinboots Good idea, I will too!

[@StevxnBergwijn]

ua-cam.com/channels/G3KZsdZaFsnCyf-88yaZ9w.html

[@aoibhh]

PM

[@ipotatoyou8954]

mmm cold milo..

[@Rui_Kamishiro143]

yOUr mOm

[@arupabhattacharjee]

you are a real talent. Man you are superb. Just loved your intelligence level. Hard work should pay off more. Spread it to all your social media handles, let the content be on fire over all the netizens😃 Awesome work yaar

[@Chrisverine]

I know you’ve worked hard to this edit this lime for 5 hours and more so big respect

[@augustina3374]

I've been laughing non stop after seeing this man how could someone be this creative 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nateogg]

😅 glad ya like it!

[@augustina3374]

@@Nateogg 😁😁😁

[@augustina3374]

Keep going 💪

[@Nateogg]

@@augustina3374 Many more songs coming! :)

[@augustina3374]

@@Nateogg 😁

[@ridewithharu9221]

3:15 Didn't know swab test exist before the pandemic

[@kourtneyisthebest5281]

um have you heard of the flu because that’s how they test people for the flu

[@Ashriel08]

I can't believe it!!!!!! There is no Arthur bear sauce?!?!!!?!!!??!! 2:43

[@KeLinioDOXFoxcel92]

2:24
"Yeah get sour kids" 😂😂😂

[@jobtbiju9416]

"Eraser cook inside a dresser look good in Malaysia" 🤣

[@Sukii.L0v3r]

In case anyone wants to know what it means or the lyrics in Spanish, I'll leave it here:
Spanish:
Ay
Fonsi
DY
Oh-oh
Oh no, oh no (oh)
Hey yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
Go
Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote
Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY)
Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome
Muéstrame el camino que yo voy
Oh
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal
Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan
Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso
Oh yeah
Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal
Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más
Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmar las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube) Oh
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Que le enseñes a mi boca (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Tus lugares favoritos (eh-oh) (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar
Tus zonas de peligro (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Hasta provocar tus gritos (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Y que olvides tu apellido (diridiri, dirididi Daddy)
Yo sé que estás pensándolo (yeh)
Llevo tiempo intentándolo (yeh)
Mami, esto es dando y dándolo
Sabes que tu corazón conmigo te hace bam bam
Sabe que esa beba 'tá buscando de mi bam bam
Ven prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe (eh-eh)
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje
Empezamo' lento, después salvaje
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando poquito a poquito
Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza
Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito (oh oh)
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas (oh no)
Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza (slow, oh yeah)
Despacito (yeh, go)
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito (yeh)
Deja que te diga cosas al oído (yeh)
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito (yeh)
Firmar las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)
(Sube, sube) Oh
Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Que le enseñes a mi boca (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Tus lugares favoritos (eh-oh) (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Déjame sobrepasar
Tus zonas de peligro (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Hasta provocar tus gritos (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Y que olvides tu apellido (eh-oh)
Despacito
Vamo' a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico
Hasta que las olas griten "Ay, bendito"
Para que mi sello se quede contigo (báilalo)
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito (hey yeah, yeah)
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito (oh no)
Que le enseñes a mi boca (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Tus lugares favoritos (eh-oh) (favoritos, favoritos baby)
Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito (eh-oh)
Hasta provocar tus gritos (eh-oh) (Fonsi)
Y que olvides tu apellido (DY)
Despacito
English:
Ay
Fonsi
DY
Oh oh
Oh no, oh no (oh)
Hey yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
Go
Yes, you know I've been looking at you for a while
I have to dance with you today (DY)
I saw that your look was already calling me
Show me the way that I'm going
Oh
You, you are the magnet and I am the metal I'm getting closer and I'm putting together the plan
Just thinking about it gets your pulse racing
Oh yeah
Ya, I'm already liking it more than normal
All my senses are asking for more
This must be taken without any haste
Despacito
I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in my ear
So that you remember if you are not with me
Despacito
I want to undress you with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your labyrinth
And make your body a whole manuscript
(go up, go up, go up)
(Get up, get up) oh
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
That you teach my mouth (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Your favorite places (eh-oh) (favorites, favorites baby)
Let me get over
Your danger zones (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Until I provoke your screams (uh-oh, uh-oh)
And forget your last name (diridiri, dirididi Daddy)
I know you're thinking about it (yeh)
I've been trying for a long time (yeh)
Mommy, this is giving and giving
You know that your heart with me makes you bam bam
You know that baby is looking for my bam bam
Come test my mouth to see how it tastes to you (eh-eh)
I want, I want, I want to see how much love fits you I'm not in a hurry, I want to take the trip
We start 'slow, then wild Step by step, soft soft We are going to stick a little bit
When you kiss me with that skill I see that you are malice with delicacy
Step by step, soft soft
We are hitting each other, little by little (oh oh) And that beauty is a puzzle (oh no)
But to assemble it here I have the piece (slow, oh yeah)
Despacito (yeh, go)
I want to breathe your neck slowly (yeh)
Let me say things in your ear (yeh) So that you remember if you are not with me
Despacito
I want to undress you with kisses slowly (yeh)
Sign the walls of your labyrinth
And make your body a whole manuscript (go up, go up, go up) (Get up, get up)
oh
I want to see your hair dance
I want to be your rhythm (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
That you teach my mouth (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Your favorite places (eh-oh) (favorites, favorites baby)
Let me get over
Your danger zones (eh-oh) (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Until I provoke your screams (uh-oh, uh-oh)
And that you forget your last name (eh-oh)
Despacito
Let's do it on a beach in Puerto Rico
Until the waves scream "Ay, blessed"
So that my seal stays with you (dance it)
Step by step, soft soft (hey yeah, yeah)
We are hitting each other, little by little (eh-oh)
Until provoking your screams (eh-oh) (Fonsi)
And forget your last name
(DY)
Despacito
I do not know if the paragraphs will be correct, the truth is I am Spanish and I am writing this in Google translator since I do not know much 😭 I'm sorry if I put the paragraphs wrong (or whatever they are called D;)
Thank you for reading ;)💕✨
Oh my god I didn't think I was going to write that much or be so long xd sorry if you wasted your time with my comment ;(

[@Iza_likesarts]

UA-cam has a thing where you transalate the comments in one click I was not expecting that 😳

[@willbedeletedifnotunused7178]

all this time it meant something really spicy, I didn't bit expect that...

[@Sukii.L0v3r]

@@willbedeletedifnotunused7178 Well, I'm spanish but I wanted to comment this ^^"

[@melaniewashere1092]

Welcome to UA-cam's top ten longest comments:

[@Sukii.L0v3r]

@@melaniewashere1092 HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO TY XD ✨

[@jonthedon9497]

Person 1: Hey now we have to decide the the roles for the play. I'll play harry and Person 2 can play Ron.
Person 3: What should I be?
Person 1: You can be the strawberry dough

[@sanooosanawi]

LMAOOOOO

[@sighs123]

lmao

[@ashleythehooman]

LMAO

[@lightningbolts-2]

1:42

[@gamershaner7091]

You forgot his name is D o r i t o s

[@bean06942]

00:01 when you don’t know Spanish

[@akshayan4602]

This guy deserves an oscar😂😂😂

[@nanjeebahossain]

"Cook in the dresser" and "u can be strawberry dough" XXXXDDDDDDD LOL 😂

[@markgoldbridge3893]

*Kelloggs singing sunny mocha*

[@vFrinator]

Me saying this is clever
Me singing
Lmfao
My parents
Why are u still up?!

[@vFrinator]

Thanks for the heart

[@chrisrealname4865]

So true haha it's 5 AM and I didn't sleep

[@Vegetablesauruss]

At 0:53 should be "Yamate"

[@LemonAde-c3q]

No

[@Vegetablesauruss]

@@LemonAde-c3q Ok

[@MahoragaLmao]

Yamete kudasai~