Are the NORDIC countries just too SUPERIOR!

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  • @paperskylines
    @paperskylines  Місяць тому +11

    If you liked this video, check out this one of mine. NORWAY: perfect or overrated? ua-cam.com/video/PSOOgPDLrmY/v-deo.htmlsi=wrsyFPTpg9UyMTR5

    • @agffans5725
      @agffans5725 Місяць тому

      Denmark here. I'm a home owner, of a 95 m2 = 1,022.5 sq. ft. house in the outskirts of the 2nd largest city in Denmark (exactly a 15 minute drive from the center). The house was partly renovated in late 2021 (new 3-layer/triple pane windows, new doors, new red tile roof). The house mortgage is just around UK £340 a month + a £160 private homeowners cooperative community association fee (which include property taxes, a homeowners' insurance, outdoor/external maintenance and renovations, including, windows, roof, private community roads and sidewalks, snow plowing and salt spreading service, trash & garbage disposal service).
      My electricity bill is around £40 a month, £20 for cold water, while the hot water/heating bill is around £50 a month in fixed monthly installments, but my suppliers neither use oil or gas, only renewables.
      So around £500 a month all included + £110 a month for water, electricity and heating
      5G speed fiber Internet, 2 phone (also 5G) + an extra large TV package = £140 a month
      Food and all the other stuff you would need = £250 a month (which include a 25% VAT sales tax on everything).
      So all included I spend around £1,000 a month to pay for all the basic necessities.
      I earn around £206 to £296 a day, depending on the hours and day of the week, and my present part-time job as a night watch with no degree required (though I do have one) is nothing fancy.
      My income taxes are around 25% when you consider all the deductibles and that I do not work full-time, so now you go do the math of how much I need to work, and remember it all include free healthcare. and you do not have to pay, but get paid up to around £745 a month to study at university college or at any equal higher level.

    • @agffans5725
      @agffans5725 Місяць тому

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 .. It was Queen Margrethe the first who came up with the idea of a union, so though it was agreed upon in Kalmar in Sweden, it was ruled from Denmark with Copenhagen as the capital from 1397 to 1523.

    • @agffans5725
      @agffans5725 Місяць тому

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 .. Denmark have only had two woman regents, Queen Margrethe I from 1387 to1412 and Queen Margrethe II from 1972 to January 2024, so no Queen regent of Denmark has been married to a Swedish king.
      Gustav Vasa was elected as king of Sweden on 6. June 1523 (the National Day of Sweden, so Sweden do have kind of an independence day) and his entry into Stockholm marked the end of Sweden being part of the Kalmar Union.

    • @agffans5725
      @agffans5725 Місяць тому

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 Fact! .. Margaret I was Queen regnant of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden (which included Finland) as their first female monarch, from the late 1380s until her death, and she was the founder of the Kalmar Union that also had Copenhagen as it's capital.
      Eric of Pomerania was also kind of co-ruler over the Kalmar Union from 1396 until 1439. But in reality Margaret I was the sole ruler in all but name.

    • @agffans5725
      @agffans5725 Місяць тому

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 .. No, because she was not only a Queen, but the mind behind and regent of the Kalmar Union, she was the one in power behind it all, not her husband or her son, they were just her male "hand-puppets", serving her purpose.

  • @timnielsen3670
    @timnielsen3670 Місяць тому +611

    remember folks, its not that scandinavian countries are better at everything. Everyone else just sucks so much that we beccome "the best of the worst"

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +89

      Said like a true Superior being!

    • @martinwinther6013
      @martinwinther6013 Місяць тому +63

      @@paperskylines Hes right tho.
      Not really a competition when you include contries that doesnt even have a dpt of education or a basic necessity like free healthcare.
      Even the most primitive tribes have a medicineman and some elders who knows their shit, and will share it when needed.

    • @ErnaBjørn
      @ErnaBjørn Місяць тому +1

      Yea 😂😂😂😂

    • @Kulumuli
      @Kulumuli Місяць тому

      Here in Norway it's good if you live in a small community. But the elites don't want us to form a too norwegian patriotism. So they distribute asylumseeker, woke and DEI to us. Despite Norway's huge fortune they want to 'save money' by closing down schools in rural areas. That doesn't sound right, does it? Unless when you figure out that closed schools are perfect for asylum centres.
      We protested, but there is no chance to overturn this, since EVERY part of the government is against us.
      Before the asylum seekers arrived I was driving at night close to what was to become the asylum centre. I was pulled over by the police. More than anything else, they were trying to stop anyone from setting fire to the asylym centre.

    • @velenteriushendeneros3251
      @velenteriushendeneros3251 Місяць тому +17

      I must say I agree with your view. We must not rest on our laurels. Us being better compared to others doesn't matter. It is not them who we should compare ourselves too. We should compare ourselves to our ideals.

  • @ArnarF
    @ArnarF Місяць тому +115

    the reason we aren't uniting under one banner is to give the rest of the world a chance

    • @greynik7037
      @greynik7037 Місяць тому +8

      That and historically we've gone to war with each other so many times it is frankly hilarious. Specifically Denmark v. Sweden in particular. I believe the last tally has it at 11 official wars and who knows how many unofficial skirmishes and small land grabs.

    • @Toby8700
      @Toby8700 29 днів тому +2

      The last time they tryed it did not go well

    • @Sabi-qe6wp
      @Sabi-qe6wp 28 днів тому +1

      We kinda tried that. 😅 didn’t exactly go too well did it 🤭

    • @zzMrP
      @zzMrP 27 днів тому +1

      And the fact that we can't get along on that level

    • @nevermindshort3
      @nevermindshort3 26 днів тому +2

      It's also bc Iceland doesn't want to loose their record of billionaire per inhabitants.

  • @TroelsNybo1st
    @TroelsNybo1st Місяць тому +82

    The Norwegians with their dramatic landscapes are having a huge lot of fun from the fact that a 147 m hill in flat earth Denmark is named "Himmelbjerget", literally "Heaven Mountain" after the highest mountain in Asgaard, home of the gods.

    • @misterdayne2792
      @misterdayne2792 Місяць тому +7

      Even more of a fun fact, although it's definitely not a mountain, and looks like a hill, it's actually a false hill. That's because ice from the ice age took away sediments when melting, making the lake next to it; Julsø.

    • @christiankaiser3885
      @christiankaiser3885 Місяць тому +3

      I went to Himmelbjerget once. No Asgardians, just some friendly "Jyder".

    • @TroelsNybo1st
      @TroelsNybo1st Місяць тому

      @@christiankaiser3885 Some of them may have had old Norse names.

  • @huggelion
    @huggelion Місяць тому +163

    calling norway swedens bigger brother is crazy on so many levels

    • @carstenhansen5757
      @carstenhansen5757 Місяць тому

      Yeah, he is a bit of a moron. Down voted him.

    • @michaelbaysorensen
      @michaelbaysorensen Місяць тому +7

      Denmark, Norway and then Sweden? Sweden is Denmark and Norways silly 😊sister

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 Місяць тому +1

      @@michaelbaysorensen This is completely true.

    • @ollelikesmusic6038
      @ollelikesmusic6038 Місяць тому +6

      Norwegian propagandra. Lyssna inte på det mina SVENSKA BRÖDER

    • @ProNoob-re1sh
      @ProNoob-re1sh 23 дні тому

      ​@@ollelikesmusic6038 chill dude

  • @jm-holm
    @jm-holm Місяць тому +55

    No need to feel inferior.
    Well... obviously you are, but it doesn't help to go around thinking about it.

  • @noobonmobile419
    @noobonmobile419 Місяць тому +121

    Fun fact: This video was uploaded on finnish independence day!

    • @WhitePythor
      @WhitePythor Місяць тому

      GD -pelaaja randomin videon kommenteissa? :Dd

    • @noobonmobile419
      @noobonmobile419 Місяць тому

      @@WhitePythorPro mobiili pelaaja mun kommentissa :O

  • @Narchi1
    @Narchi1 Місяць тому +24

    As a Dane i love my scandinavic brothers (not sweden)

    • @betinaholst4697
      @betinaholst4697 Місяць тому +2

      True dane

    • @peroman5974
      @peroman5974 Місяць тому +6

      I would feel hurt...if I cared about what a Dane said 😂

    • @SheikhDeezNuts
      @SheikhDeezNuts 29 днів тому

      ​@@peroman5974and yet you do

    • @saethorkarl700
      @saethorkarl700 28 днів тому +7

      As an Icelander, I love my nordic brothers (not denmark)

    • @TonnyBredsgaard
      @TonnyBredsgaard 28 днів тому +1

      @saethorkarl700 Awww .. i feel the burn ..

  • @ericmyrs
    @ericmyrs Місяць тому +68

    Actually, the reason Scandis are hugging the Canadian border, is because the rest of the US is too hot.

    • @TonViper
      @TonViper Місяць тому +3

      Well, Denmark does quite literally share a land border with Canada since a few years ago.

    • @Zakarias89
      @Zakarias89 Місяць тому

      Bro, at least most of the Swedish migrants settled down in the mid west

  • @AphelionYt
    @AphelionYt Місяць тому +50

    As a Scandinavian, you can thank me later (I personally haven´t contributed at all)

    • @patricknielsen6329
      @patricknielsen6329 Місяць тому +8

      Me too. Im in fact dragging our score down

    • @ErnaBjørn
      @ErnaBjørn Місяць тому +1

      As a Norwegian I say the same thing but not about myself but about young drunks and drug addicts in Oslo

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +15

      Just your mere stoic presence and flattering good looks is enough of a contribution. I salute you sir 🫡🫡🫡

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 Місяць тому +2

      I contributed(I didn’t go to school to let them spend the resources on others)🥱

  • @Togangehver14dag
    @Togangehver14dag Місяць тому +28

    Denmark wasn't created in 1397 - it was when the Kalmar Union was established under danish rule. But Denmark as a country was established long before either in the late 800's or the early 900's. Yes Norway is technically older, but as Norway in opposition to Denmark has been annected for most of its history, Denmark is officially the oldest nordic country that has never been annected by others (the only slight exception being during WW2, but still then Denmark was technically independent and was more a german client state than a fully occupied part of nazi germany.)

    • @jonnor6883
      @jonnor6883 Місяць тому +4

      Not annected since Norway didn't leave the Kalmar union, like Sweden. Also why the danish kings after the union was kings over Denmark and Norway.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Місяць тому +2

      Not a German client state. An illegally occupied country just like Norway, Belgium, Netherlands, France etc etc.
      But yeah, lots of bad "info" in the video.

  • @swedishgamerkid
    @swedishgamerkid Місяць тому +51

    As a nordic, we are built different:D

    • @lucone2937
      @lucone2937 Місяць тому +3

      Nordic people are not afraid of white snow, sub-zero temperatures, long dark nights in winter and long bright days in summer.

    • @Marsteel2012
      @Marsteel2012 Місяць тому

      the nordics 🔥 no wait I need a "❄"

    • @ErnaBjørn
      @ErnaBjørn Місяць тому

      we were born practically in the middle of the frozen fjords and with a group of Vikings around🤭🤣​@@lucone2937

    • @George-W-Jenson
      @George-W-Jenson Місяць тому +2

      Its call stamina

    • @redrat123321
      @redrat123321 Місяць тому

      @@George-W-Jenson Its called jävlar och anamma.

  • @kevin-sw8fe
    @kevin-sw8fe Місяць тому +62

    We tried to make a union before and it did not end well

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +12

      Did it end in a sauna?

    • @Spikjevoff
      @Spikjevoff Місяць тому +27

      ​ @paperskylines nah, no wars tho norway and denmark stayed together for very long:D

    • @saintofspades567
      @saintofspades567 Місяць тому +16

      Literal bloodbath if i recall correctly 😅🤔

    • @martinwinther6013
      @martinwinther6013 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@saintofspades567 Europe, including denmark, was in a period of revolutions around 1812/13/14 ish. A swedish/russian army invaded copenhagen and demanded the alliance would be dissolved. denamrk had just experienced a bankruptcy and the swedish king and the russian tzar was allegedly afraid the revolutions would spread even further, and by cuttin norway from denmark, they beleived the revolutions would be contained.
      It worked. Russia remained a kingdom(Tzar-dom to be excact) for another century.
      There was never any bad blood between Norway and denmark in relation to the alliance.
      There has been many wars between the scandinavian countries, - its been a win some loose some situation.
      But there was no blood spilled between norway and denmark when they became independent

    • @Panka_yeet
      @Panka_yeet Місяць тому +5

      @@martinwinther6013 i think they are talking about the stockholm blodbath (yes i know thats also only swedish blood but they never said that all lost folks)

  • @Jouniii
    @Jouniii Місяць тому +51

    Finland mentioned

    • @Just_LK_
      @Just_LK_ Місяць тому +10

      You know what to do:
      Torilla tavataan!

    • @glacieractivity
      @glacieractivity Місяць тому +13

      A late congratulations with your independence day, brother 👍

  • @SaphoxxFTW
    @SaphoxxFTW Місяць тому +5

    The why unification won't happen is that surrounding countries don't want to share Sweden's enrichment.

  • @axlr.
    @axlr. Місяць тому +74

    Lmao the guys reaction in the ad is so scandinavian; "Hopsa! Ai ai ai!"

    • @alexanderfritz4051
      @alexanderfritz4051 Місяць тому +3

      in english it would be oops!, ouch ouch ouch!

    • @peroman5974
      @peroman5974 Місяць тому

      Only a flesh wound. Nothing too serious....😅

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 Місяць тому +51

    Just a reminder, those gun deaths are usually not related to native scandinavians

    • @DIY-og3fc
      @DIY-og3fc Місяць тому +10

      True, but they certainly were invited in by native scandinavians...

    • @The_Horny_Ghost
      @The_Horny_Ghost Місяць тому

      @@DIY-og3fc And that is where the problem for future is born. A people that didn't need to lock doors for generations welcomes people, where cutting hands off thieves was needed to not steal. what could go wrong.....

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad Місяць тому

      if scandinavians didn't let ANYONE but scandinavians live in their countries, they would be so unfairly superior to the rest of the world it wouldn't be balanced. God had to nerf them somehow.

    • @Gyaradoserad
      @Gyaradoserad Місяць тому

      Then he uses Louisiana as an example of high gun violence, gosh I wonder what Swedish gun deaths and Louisianas have in common

    • @budgiefriend
      @budgiefriend Місяць тому

      @@DIY-og3fc
      At first yes, they were called guest workers back then.
      Then word spread around, that we were the lands of milk and honey.
      Naturally every downtrodden person with wanderlust, decided to come get some.
      Most immigrant wives are on public pay since day one, their simple men won't let them work, or have a life outside the apartment.

  • @DocProctor
    @DocProctor Місяць тому +30

    In the relief: See the mountains going through Norway and Sweden from south to north? Those (and the Scottish highlands) used to be connected to what is now the Appalacian mountain range. Aren't plate tectonics neat?
    Also, the wolf and bear attack data is highly debated. There has been 0 deaths to bear or wolf attacks since 1906 :)

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +2

      Correct. But still sad so many shepherd boys and girls lost their lives.

    • @erik5820
      @erik5820 Місяць тому +1

      ​​​@@paperskylinesI think maybe you are inspired a bit to much by Australia here... (where pretty much everything want's to kill you). There is only one documented event of a person being killed by wolves in the entire history of Norway. (In 1800; and no shepherd...)
      The stereotype map, on the other hand, was scarily accurate...

    • @brrebrresen1367
      @brrebrresen1367 Місяць тому +2

      @@erik5820 it's more registered attacks on humans by pike's (Gjedde) than from wolfs, bears, wolverines and badgers combined...
      let that sink in and then think if you want to take a bath in a fresh water lake here in Norway...

  • @Theo_manden
    @Theo_manden 23 дні тому +2

    Is it just me or he didn't talk about Denmark on all the lists and the danish flag is actually the oldest flag in the world

  • @ichhabe330
    @ichhabe330 Місяць тому +6

    I am satisfied over the fact that I was born in Norway. I may not be rich but I am happy about it.

  • @sirbucket9746
    @sirbucket9746 Місяць тому +12

    A kinda mean joke i hear alot in denmark is "we sendt all the stupid people over to america, and they havent been able to recover since"

    • @ulfdanielsen6009
      @ulfdanielsen6009 Місяць тому +9

      Dane here,- never heard it before reading it here, so......

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 Місяць тому +1

      I've never heard that joke, but it does sound like a thing we'd joke about to Americans.

    • @veronicajensen7690
      @veronicajensen7690 Місяць тому

      they version I have heard a lot is we send all the extremely religious crazy people to America, there is some truth to that as many were Mormons

  • @Sandyholmm
    @Sandyholmm Місяць тому +92

    Norway was formed in 872, not 1905

    • @user-gr5tx6rd4h
      @user-gr5tx6rd4h Місяць тому +16

      Yes, by Harald Hårfagre. But kind of reestablished in 1905, getting rid of the Swedes. And again in 1945, with the nazis.

    • @Sandyholmm
      @Sandyholmm Місяць тому +22

      Yeah but it was a state/nation/kingdom from 872 to 1520 then under danish crown until 1814, then we were independent for around a year. In 1815 the swedes came and we surrendered to their crown becoming a minor state under their personal union with us. After this in 1905 we became independent after the swedish people said no to a war that would retake Norway. So saying "Norway wasnt a county before 1905" is wrong. Its like saying Russia is only 20 years old because it became a democratic nation in 1991.

    • @fredriks5090
      @fredriks5090 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@user-gr5tx6rd4hActually, Harald Hårfagre did NOT found Norway in 872,- he sacked it.
      He prepared to sack Nordvegr by FIRST rounding up all the OTHER petty kingdoms and chiefdoms of the southern region. The Battle of Hafrsfjord was in southern Rogaland, but the name "Nordvegr" was a colloquial name for northern Rogaland, where the kings seat of Avaldsnes was located.
      The previous king surrendered to Harald when he won at Hafrsfjord, and one of his sons who did not agree with his parents surrender ran away to Iceland. Geirmund Heljarskinn was his name, and Hjør his fathers name.
      So the name Nordvegr was in use to describe Avaldsnes/Kormt(Karmøy) prior to being adopted by Harald as a name for the UNITED Norway.
      It's a bit like how the name for Skåne came to mean all of Skandinavia. The name Nordvegr was just expanded by Harald Fairhair.

    • @jubmelahtes
      @jubmelahtes Місяць тому +1

      ​@fredriks5090 only gone downwards for the north since occupation started around 1030.

    • @axlr.
      @axlr. Місяць тому

      Oops, I may have made the thumbnail. Sorry CPM!

  • @DIY-og3fc
    @DIY-og3fc Місяць тому +28

    Denmark is the least corrupt country, the the data is wrong. In 2021 Denmark was no. 1, not no. 4.
    Denmarks corruption ranking since 2009 (15 years): Least corrupt country 12 out of the last 15 years (and 3 2nd places)....
    2009: 2
    2010: 1
    2011: 2
    2012: 1
    2013: 1
    2014: 1
    2015: 1
    2016: 1
    2017: 2
    2018: 1
    2019: 1
    2020: 1
    2021: 1 (and not 4 as the video says)
    2022: 1
    2023: 1

    • @peterpearson1675
      @peterpearson1675 Місяць тому +1

      That's telling him!

    • @carstenhansen5757
      @carstenhansen5757 Місяць тому +4

      As usual it's a half asses work, by these minor channels. Just down vote him and let his channel be forgotten.

    • @jadanejda9674
      @jadanejda9674 Місяць тому

      Source?

    • @JohnnieKirkegaard94
      @JohnnieKirkegaard94 Місяць тому +3

      @@jadanejda9674 every statistic you can find online pretty much.

    • @SheikhDeezNuts
      @SheikhDeezNuts 29 днів тому

      And how accurate is that? Absolute 0. I love my country but no reason to overinflate the ego.
      Our trash "Uafhængige Politiklagemyndighed" (Independent police complain department) is so corrupt that it looks something similar to Russia.
      Your argument is basically "hurr huurh the police said they weren't corrupt so it must be true"

  • @onnihalme2047
    @onnihalme2047 Місяць тому +3

    Fun fact. That map only shows the public saunas in Finland. Add to it the fact that 95% of all homes have their own saunas and almost every apartment building has either a common sauna or every apartment has their own.

  • @baekmedier
    @baekmedier Місяць тому +1

    Dude... the production value of this video.. you have reserach like crazy to get all these facts.. impressive.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 Місяць тому

      Except he got a lot of it wrong. Especially the dates and history is atrociously bad.

    • @baekmedier
      @baekmedier Місяць тому

      @ Im a Dane and im just impressed that he tried to pronounce those words he did 🫣😃 thats an effort in itself.

  • @tristanreejakobsen6157
    @tristanreejakobsen6157 Місяць тому +4

    6:14 my country as land of nothing. im f*cking dying

  • @Hotdogsstuff
    @Hotdogsstuff Місяць тому +16

    Nordics are great - Me, A swede

    • @Marsteel2012
      @Marsteel2012 Місяць тому

      Sweden is the best - me, I am also a Swede

    • @SmoodGraphics59
      @SmoodGraphics59 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah Sweden is great except our currencies its worth shit I would rather take the dollar then the Swedish crown 😅

    • @Marsteel2012
      @Marsteel2012 Місяць тому

      @@SmoodGraphics59 honestly, me too

  • @CRBarchager
    @CRBarchager Місяць тому +3

    4:08 T stands for timer (Hours in english)

  • @akeeriksson84
    @akeeriksson84 Місяць тому +7

    Sweden became one country in the 1100ds when the three Kingdoms Swedes Goths and Juts ( three Germanic tribes) chose the Swedish King to be King over the two other Kingdoms. The Folkkingdom ”Three Crowns” was established.

    • @benktlofgren4710
      @benktlofgren4710 Місяць тому +2

      Wrong, West Goths, East Goths, and Svear don't mistake the Svear for Swedes many make that mistake.

    • @veronicajensen7690
      @veronicajensen7690 Місяць тому +1

      Juts ? I never heard Sweden ad Juts I heard of Geats/Goths and Svear , in Denmark we have Jutes

  • @Bubajumba
    @Bubajumba Місяць тому +11

    That was fun, but as a Norwegian living far out in the fjords I would never vote to unite with sweden and danmak. Oslo feels far away already imagine if copenhagen or stockholm was the center we would be completly forgotten, Pipe dream for city people

    • @hajkie
      @hajkie Місяць тому +2

      I wonder who would end up being the capital in that case, would it be köpenhamn because its closer to europe for a centralized trade? Or would it be stockholm because of its population?

    • @Maitch3000
      @Maitch3000 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@hajkieI think Copenhagen for a DK-NO-SE union and Stockholm if Finland is a part of it too.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому +4

      @@Maitch3000 Sounds reasonable. Even though it will never happen, it's fun to speculate some times ^^
      Should my nation (Sweden) ever seize to exist, I would 100% prefer it to be because all the Nordics became one, like the big family we are.

    • @jonnor6883
      @jonnor6883 Місяць тому +2

      My guess is that we would end up making a new capital city. And spend 100 years to decide where we would build it.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz Місяць тому

      @@jonnor6883 Let's just say Brussels.

  • @sovsetbanan
    @sovsetbanan Місяць тому +3

    it would be easier to bring back the dinosaurs, solve world hunger and develop a spaceship that can travel faster than the speed of light than unite denmark and sweden

    • @steinarbergstl5799
      @steinarbergstl5799 29 днів тому

      And Norway is not interested in another Kalmar Union. Last time around we got screwed by first the Danes and then the Swedes. 400+ years of being ruled from foreign capitals. Not again!

  • @oskarip3322
    @oskarip3322 Місяць тому +10

    Yesterday was the Finnish independence day. When this video was uploaded🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🗣🗣🗣

  • @Moptimus_Prime
    @Moptimus_Prime 29 днів тому +1

    6:12 “land of nothing”
    That hurt 😢

  • @MRLEGO_NRG_TBM
    @MRLEGO_NRG_TBM Місяць тому +8

    Have a great day

  • @PloverTechOfficial
    @PloverTechOfficial 28 днів тому

    Ah yes, a phrase I’m learning in Finnish is “hyvä sauna on aina suomalainen” which is “A good sauna is always Finnish.” Which if that isn’t biased I don’t know what is.

  • @eivindmn
    @eivindmn Місяць тому +7

    6:09 Not exactly the inland Agder/Telemark dialect, though. We hear a dialect from northern Norway instead. ;)

  • @theexplosive1062
    @theexplosive1062 Місяць тому

    5:53 Icelander here, It has been getting warmer but in the summer it’s usually 15-25 degrees, while in the winter it’s -10 - +10

  • @adamolsen838
    @adamolsen838 Місяць тому +19

    Go Denmark go

  • @jegvilhakebab
    @jegvilhakebab Місяць тому +1

    Norway actually has a bit less islands than sweden, they have over 200k

  • @kidnebhagalandson7487
    @kidnebhagalandson7487 Місяць тому +1

    Kalmar Union 2.0 - Let’e do it RIGHT this time around. What a powerhouse.

  • @darthsidius9631
    @darthsidius9631 Місяць тому +2

    Finland's opinion about Skandinavian countries is like Reddit post lol

    • @muchograndeyolatengo
      @muchograndeyolatengo Місяць тому +1

      Finnish people are one of the only people I'm completely fine roasting me for some reason. I've always rated them. I think it's the deadpan humor mixed with the directness that speaks to me as a Dane.

  • @taspatspro
    @taspatspro Місяць тому +1

    Bro glazing Scandinavian countries too much 😂

  • @MemeMonkes
    @MemeMonkes Місяць тому +4

    Suomi mainittu, torille!! Fire vid btw, you're criminally underrated 🔥💯

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому

      Yes. I'm very underrated, just like the Finnish folk

  • @pihlajafox
    @pihlajafox Місяць тому

    1:10 funniest think is that it isn't even hard to get a gun in Finland, bc of our strong hunting culture

  • @Oscar92839
    @Oscar92839 26 днів тому +1

    0:26 as a Victorian how is melbourne liveable

  • @alolol1000
    @alolol1000 Місяць тому +11

    4:47 fun fact Sweden had a form of democracy where we elected our kings before USA existed

    • @andersvinnefors5891
      @andersvinnefors5891 Місяць тому +1

      This is true only before 1523 when Gustav Eriksson was elected to a king. Further, even before that the king was chosen from families related to each other. Examples are Albrekt who was elected 1364 and Erik in the first half of next century. The latter had queen Margareta of Denmark as grandmother, and had been married to king hakon of Norway, who in turn was a son to Magnus Eriksson a king of Sweden who inhereted the kingdomship of Norway. Much of the "democracy" in Sweden also depended on the fact that most farmers owned there own land in contrast Europe in general.

    • @Marsteel2012
      @Marsteel2012 Місяць тому +1

      yes, but Gustav Vasa made Sweden a hereditary kingdom. But you are very correct

    • @Vlad-sj5yw
      @Vlad-sj5yw Місяць тому

      Wasn't a form of democracy and isn't uncommon in Europe in general. A fairly normal way of doing things in feudal Europe.

    • @andersvinnefors5891
      @andersvinnefors5891 Місяць тому

      @@Vlad-sj5yw I agree. I never suggested in my answer that it was a democracy. My point was that the kings were elected but within established dynasties. However, the farmers did have more freedom and power than in most parts of Europe as a significant majority of them owned their and land

    • @Vlad-sj5yw
      @Vlad-sj5yw Місяць тому +1

      @@andersvinnefors5891 It wasn't a reply to you but to OP who said "Sweden had a form of democracy" and for some reason even compared it to the U.S.
      I agree with what you said and your reply to me. Just wanted to point out that monarchs being elected wasn't a democracy and wasn't that uncommon.
      You are right about farmers had comparatively more freedom than many places but they had absolutely no influence in who was elected king. I think we both agree that certain noblemen electing a king has nothing to do with democracy.

  • @toinenosoite3173
    @toinenosoite3173 Місяць тому +2

    A fun video to be sure!
    Are you, btw, a bit focused on Norway for some reason or another?

    • @MammothMaps
      @MammothMaps 29 днів тому

      Yes, he was born in Norway

  • @kianentertainment3968
    @kianentertainment3968 Місяць тому +2

    you did NOT just suggest that we merge into one country

    • @xYarbx
      @xYarbx Місяць тому +5

      Yeah if we let Sweden join who would we make fun of.

    • @kianentertainment3968
      @kianentertainment3968 Місяць тому +1

      @@xYarbx im thinking more like an instant civil war

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Місяць тому +2

      @@xYarbx lets all make fun of oslo, its the worst city. sincerely, a norwegian

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому

      @@kianentertainment3968 Nah, I'll blame the governments. Why would I wanna fight family? Besides, we all know the Finns can break us just by looking at us with those sour faces 😂

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 Місяць тому

      @Helperbot-2000 Maybe, but can we all just agree that skåne is literally the worst place on earth?

  • @askalds
    @askalds Місяць тому +3

    As a Norwegian i can confirm that the map at 5:58 is spot on. 🤣🤣

  • @SmoKKz0r
    @SmoKKz0r 29 днів тому +1

    Once again we WIN!!!!🇳🇴🇩🇰🇸🇪

  • @bertildahl515
    @bertildahl515 Місяць тому +1

    I like how he just ignores denmak for the whole video

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому

      Denmark: the land of nothing 😁

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 Місяць тому +2

      @@paperskylines That's not true! We have... We have.... Actually never mind.. 🤣

  • @Mr-catseyes
    @Mr-catseyes Місяць тому

    cool video man

  • @no.6660
    @no.6660 Місяць тому +4

    This is way to cantered around Norway

  • @pizzaoff4592
    @pizzaoff4592 Місяць тому +9

    Kalmar Union 2.0

    • @Sir_Hammelot
      @Sir_Hammelot Місяць тому +1

      as a dane, i approve of this message

  • @albertfrostrudebeck4037
    @albertfrostrudebeck4037 28 днів тому

    trust me we have tried to unite for over 500 years as look where we are now

  • @Zakarias89
    @Zakarias89 Місяць тому +1

    Nords aren't suppose to brag about themselves and this video title makes us uncomfortable

  • @Bannditbunny
    @Bannditbunny Місяць тому

    I would give a shoutout too Greenland but unfortunately there was no data

  • @Floris8281
    @Floris8281 Місяць тому

    i used to live in western norway when i was a kid so im super used to rain and none of my friends get it 😭

  • @joakimnikolaikirkerud
    @joakimnikolaikirkerud Місяць тому

    Just a small fact check! Wolfs are highly exaggerated as a threat by farmers in Norway. They have not hurt a human for decades, but they in fact hurt livestock. This happens very rarely though. If you encounter wolfs in Norway, then they are really just a threat to small kids and pets, so just keep them close if you plan on going into the wild up north.

  • @johnlarsson5576
    @johnlarsson5576 Місяць тому +3

    sweden and norway looks like a snake about to eat denmark, lol

    • @ErnaBjørn
      @ErnaBjørn Місяць тому +1

      😂😂the real snake is Sweden🙄

    • @biaberg3448
      @biaberg3448 Місяць тому

      We would have if they hadn’t sounded so strange

    • @mielipuolisiili7240
      @mielipuolisiili7240 Місяць тому +1

      Sweden and finland look like a different type of snake

  • @seinassa
    @seinassa Місяць тому +4

    Bring Kalmari union back!

    • @ulfdanielsen6009
      @ulfdanielsen6009 Місяць тому +1

      Calamari Union.... wasn´t that Greek?.....

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому

      @@ulfdanielsen6009 Tasty sounding name though 😂

    • @seinassa
      @seinassa Місяць тому

      @@ulfdanielsen6009no It was a union formed by skandinavian countries that formed sweden, norway and denmark into one country.

  • @klem4217
    @klem4217 Місяць тому +2

    Just wait how much inferior I feel living in Atlanta.

    • @klem4217
      @klem4217 Місяць тому

      Also I love MARTA

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +7

      Thoughts and prayers 🙏

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому +1

      @@paperskylines I never knew that expression could be used as an absolute roast 😂🤣

  • @mortentefre7760
    @mortentefre7760 Місяць тому +1

    Oh Lord, that commercial ... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oliver_l9028
    @oliver_l9028 26 днів тому

    1:44 now that´s just sacrilege

  • @justanicemelon9963
    @justanicemelon9963 Місяць тому

    5:33 bro I was forced to watch this on my swedish lesson once 😭

  • @HPMICHAEL
    @HPMICHAEL Місяць тому +3

    You also need the Bornholm Flag. You also need to take Greenland in, When you speak upon Danmark! Cause all our nabours took some land from us: Iceland, Norway, Germany, Sweden etc.!

    • @pmstuff8420
      @pmstuff8420 Місяць тому +4

      idk when we took land from you, but thanks for the waters! :) ~Norway

    • @HelleKurstein
      @HelleKurstein Місяць тому

      Faroe Islands!

    • @jonnor6883
      @jonnor6883 Місяць тому +2

      Truth is that Island, Faroe Island and Greenland belonged to Norway. Not to mention that the danish King Christian 1 sold the Orkney islands and Shetland to Scotland. Both belonged to the Norway.
      So Denmark took more from Norway that Norway ever took away from Denmark.

    • @GravityTrash.
      @GravityTrash. Місяць тому

      @@jonnor6883 norway is just denmark)))

  • @gaarakabuto1
    @gaarakabuto1 29 днів тому

    My dude you literally live next to the Nordic of the south. Outside of the housing crisis new Zealand is literally a mini Finland, or at least moving towards that route.

  • @dinohansen5074
    @dinohansen5074 Місяць тому

    Nah, we're really just kinda okay.

  • @macjonte
    @macjonte Місяць тому +1

    Next step - the Nordic krona instead of five different currencies!

    • @peterpearson1675
      @peterpearson1675 Місяць тому +1

      Just one problem: the weakness of the Swedish and Norwegian crowns against our Danish crown.

    • @macjonte
      @macjonte Місяць тому

      @
      Danish is locked to the euro at the moment? I’m sure those economists can solve it somehow. In the long run it doesn’t really matter, who care what a Dmark was when Finland changed? :)

  • @copycatv2d366
    @copycatv2d366 Місяць тому

    Damn you just showed me my own house at the crop circle

  • @lolo_o4309
    @lolo_o4309 Місяць тому

    At 3:57 ... No Australia isn't closer to Norway's northernmost point than Norway's most southern point. Just look at the map it's not even close.

  • @hypapowah
    @hypapowah Місяць тому +1

    6:09 KEKW, from legendary Norwegian movie kill buljo

  • @oskarip3322
    @oskarip3322 Місяць тому +2

    Very accurate indeed

  • @theexplosive1062
    @theexplosive1062 Місяць тому

    The thumbnail is pretty funny to me as an Icelander. We are the youngest Nordic but we speak the oldest language, I just imagine a three year old speakig shakespearean English

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel Місяць тому

      It's cause Icelandic haven't been influenced much by other countries. The Faroese is also a really old language. Meanwhile our Danish sound terrible because it's been influenced by German.

    • @theexplosive1062
      @theexplosive1062 Місяць тому +1

      @ I don’t think Danish is too bad, still a nice language, German aswell

  • @Tybold63
    @Tybold63 Місяць тому

    Every winter I wish I was able to sleep like a bear and forget about cold, wet and darkness - somehow I survived but it is no fun outside that time o year. Snow sucks, darkness sucks, cold sucks... lol

  • @kongernen9373
    @kongernen9373 Місяць тому +2

    Kalmar Union.
    Thats all i have to say

  • @mnp3713
    @mnp3713 Місяць тому +1

    As a Dane I would rather live in australia - life here is safe but boring and our people are so snobbish. Like the rual Aussie lifestyle.

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +1

      Australia is pretty laid back.

    • @adlaursen
      @adlaursen Місяць тому

      Så synes jeg du skal tage at flytte til Australien :) Good riddance, vi kommer ikke til at savne dig!

    • @SheikhDeezNuts
      @SheikhDeezNuts 29 днів тому

      Australia has become extremely woke in something of a somewhat semblance to the UK. If you like that kind of danger, then I'll happily follow you to the airport.

  • @einarbolstad8150
    @einarbolstad8150 Місяць тому +6

    872 vs. 1905. Well, he almost got it right.

  • @SMB3039E.
    @SMB3039E. Місяць тому

    I missed the mapping videos you used to do it gave me motivation to map as well :)

  • @marknn237
    @marknn237 29 днів тому

    The KIngdom of Scandinavia (excluding Finland) at 6:26 should be the Kingdom of the Nordics and including Finland. For over 600 years Finland already was an integral part of the Kingdom of Sweden. So historically the merger would not be a big deal for Finland and Sweden.

    • @fastertove
      @fastertove 28 днів тому

      Norway and Denmark has more in common with Sweden than it has with Finland. Joining up with Sweden is (obviously) already a hard sell. Finland doesn't help in this regard.

  • @giraffeboy120yt
    @giraffeboy120yt Місяць тому +14

    Bro forgot
    -Greenland
    -Faroe Islands
    -Åland Islands
    -Svalbard and Jan Mayen

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +8

      Not real!

    • @WhiteVanGuy
      @WhiteVanGuy Місяць тому +2

      @@paperskylines Based response

    • @HbilTM
      @HbilTM Місяць тому

      @@paperskylinesthey are real but not fully independent

    • @pmstuff8420
      @pmstuff8420 Місяць тому +3

      Literally none of these are countries.
      Svalbard is the most interesting one of them though

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому

      @@paperskylines Actually forgot Iceland though, being true to the meme that Iceland is always overlooked 😂

  • @Scandishark
    @Scandishark Місяць тому +1

    4:33 Brilliant!!
    Floor Jansen carrying the finnish Flag! 🦄🌠🔥🎶🥇
    Hannes Van Dahl carrying the swedish one!😎🥁🏆

  • @eriktegnander6329
    @eriktegnander6329 Місяць тому +15

    IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE FORGETTING NORWAY IS THE OLDEST OFFICIALLY ESTABLISHED KINGDOM IN THE NORDICS. NORWAY WAS CREATEDAT FROSTA TINGET IN THE YEAR 872 FFS. WE ARE 1151 years old, not 100 and some change >:(>:(>:(

    • @ordningsmannen
      @ordningsmannen Місяць тому

      NORWAY has for the most part been the backyard of either Denmark or Sweden. Or Germany.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому +3

      I think it's because Norway has been occupied by its neighbors for such a large portion of it's history, that people just assume it came into existence when it finally regained its independence.

    • @ARJAY_NO
      @ARJAY_NO Місяць тому +2

      Yo historically speaking it is also important to note we have always wanted to have these unions and allegiances. To emphasize that a union is indeed a partnership, we were never owned directly in that sense by either sweden or denmark, because neither ever wished there to be higher tensions in the region and political instability between nations. We, in Norway were also hit extremely hard by the black death and was lucky that our neighbors wanted to help build us back up and not just completely take over. Much of that comes from the fact that the royal families that own the lands are so well tied together, and practically very close relatives to each other. So in some sense, this is why we as Scandinavians also call each others people as brothers and sisters, because we already view ourselves in a way of being the same people. We of course joke and tease eachother, and I think I speak for a lot of people when I say it always comes from a place of deep love. This is fundamental to how we have developed, and it is something our people have grown to be known for across europe, and is something a lot of Scandinavians take great pride in.
      But back to your post here, I totally agree, but the thing is the thing people point to as Norways birth today is when Norway became democratic. This is a monumental part of the history of the Norwegian people. I really could write an essay on this, but will leave it at that 😂

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Місяць тому +2

      @@ARJAY_NO ah yes, we were so hapy to stay in union that at the first chance of independence we took it and created a constitution, we were forced into another union anyways, and got out of it almost through a war that didnt happpen just because the swedish population didnt want a war with us

    • @jonnor6883
      @jonnor6883 Місяць тому +3

      Well, the danish kings, after the fall of Kalmar union, were kings over the kingdoms Denmark and Norway. Even if most Danes seems to forget this.
      The union between Norway and Sweden was a personal union. Same king, but different parliaments and economies

  • @RandomerFellow
    @RandomerFellow Місяць тому

    If instead of flying from the southern tip of Sweden to the northernmost point of the country, you fly the same distance south, you will end up in Africa.

  • @marioborgen
    @marioborgen Місяць тому

    Can confirm. Vestland is rain all the way

  • @tastyw0rm
    @tastyw0rm Місяць тому +4

    This is an excellent video :)

  • @Lavaer
    @Lavaer Місяць тому

    why is the intro literally among us

  • @maoatreyu
    @maoatreyu Місяць тому

    And the Finnish are eating Jussipussi pretty much on a daily basis! 😅

  • @Thor.Jorgensen
    @Thor.Jorgensen Місяць тому

    Janteloven.
    And the last time in history anyone called us "superior" it was not a good time.
    Anything else doesn't matter much to me.

  • @CornBallEditz55.GoofyAhh
    @CornBallEditz55.GoofyAhh Місяць тому +1

    everybody who is on the swedish team 👇every body knows that the sweeds are the real sigmas

  • @Averybritishbear
    @Averybritishbear Місяць тому

    Why does the title say 1523 like it’s that supposed to be when we became a country

    • @hajkie
      @hajkie Місяць тому +1

      I mean it was when gustav got sweden its independence. Honestly swedish history is difficult, because before year 1100 its hard to find documents on it all. Its possible swedish history stretches even further, since there has been people in sweden since atleast 12000 years back.

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому

      @@hajkie I mean ... the northern most tribe was called "Svear" which we took the name of our kingdom from. The land of the Svea people.
      If we had named the Kingdom Gotland after the West and East Goth tribes, the capitol would've been Visby 🤣

  • @ukishnzer
    @ukishnzer 28 днів тому

    dude now i need to try Jokk

  • @Helperbot-2000
    @Helperbot-2000 Місяць тому

    3:25 lol i know that one single tunnel north west of Otta. have never thought about it but yeah thats the only tunnel i can think of in that entire area, kinda strange there arent others now that i think of it

  • @budgiefriend
    @budgiefriend Місяць тому

    Envy is a bad feeling.

  • @ukishnzer
    @ukishnzer 28 днів тому

    "The nordics are superior" Where have I heard that before?

    • @ddrperyite7800
      @ddrperyite7800 28 днів тому

      Skyrim?

    • @shutup2483
      @shutup2483 27 днів тому

      ​@@ddrperyite7800 Lmao, that's totally not it. Think again. Not using gaming references but historical ones.

    • @ddrperyite7800
      @ddrperyite7800 27 днів тому

      @@shutup2483 oh, a humorless one

  • @williamrio1620
    @williamrio1620 Місяць тому +7

    Iceland having a day at 30°C is wild, and some folks still think climate change doesn't exist...
    Regarding the TV ad at the end, how was such an ad allowed to go on TV lol ?

    • @paperskylines
      @paperskylines  Місяць тому +3

      Iceland is Hotland 🥵. The nordics are wild in what they can do on TV

    • @axlr.
      @axlr. Місяць тому +2

      I went to Rovaniemi, Finland, which is in the Arctic Circle, and they has this big thing that showed the temperature. It said that it was 37 degrees!

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Місяць тому

      those guys ignore climate change because they dont think its real
      i ignore climate change because i hate winter, we are not the same!

  • @OwlWhisperWCUE
    @OwlWhisperWCUE Місяць тому

    Hm, what? *Holds my oil money* oh i see, no America, you will not get the oil

  • @segment932
    @segment932 Місяць тому

    Fika rules! (Damn, now i want fika)

  • @GompBeanie
    @GompBeanie Місяць тому

    jeg lever i vestlandet T~T Norway also made Mayhem :) they putted one of their dead friends on a cover album 👍

  • @kongcarrot1728
    @kongcarrot1728 Місяць тому

    I haven't watched the video yet, but i can already tell you, yes. Yes we are

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar Місяць тому

      Receive this bonk by the Law of Jante.

    • @kongcarrot1728
      @kongcarrot1728 Місяць тому

      @@bjoardar I believe the Law of Jante applies to a single individual against the masses, not one mass against another