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  • @mzdiamondlover
    @mzdiamondlover 7 років тому +171

    "I got a nice cry out last night. Maybe I will do it again tonight, idk. It's kind of fun" lmao

  • @four1629
    @four1629 7 років тому +559

    😂😂😂 I freaking love Joe "Just hand out the f*cking peanuts" He's just amazing

  • @kristijimenez8241
    @kristijimenez8241 7 років тому +575

    Words can't even begin to describe how grateful I am for Joe. When he does make his show, after all his grinding and is standing on top, we'll look back and remember these days. Big things a'comin

  • @CaiteyPie10196
    @CaiteyPie10196 7 років тому +485

    you're transitions are my favorite omg xD

    • @tittykittycookie2382
      @tittykittycookie2382 7 років тому +8

      Caitlynn Weymann Your*

    • @CaiteyPie10196
      @CaiteyPie10196 7 років тому +1

      Titty Kitty Cookie thanks! I really hope that you're proud of yourself for correcting my small mistake grammatical error. You have certainly made the world a better place by condescendingly correcting my comment on a UA-cam video of a vlogger who is most likely never going to see it. Hope you feel stupendous about yourself. 😄 Have a nice night.

    • @CaiteyPie10196
      @CaiteyPie10196 7 років тому +4

      freakout247 ???? It honestly shouldn't matter. There's no one to impress here and it's not like I'm writing a persuasive essay to try and convince someone why they should like his transitions. It was a comment on a UA-cam video that y'all take too seriously. I don't spend all day on here leaving comments on every video I see. the worst of all of this is, is that auto-correct is what flipped it from you're to your but I had already pressed send when I noticed the mistake and I was too lazy to change it or even care because again, it's just UA-cam. but you know whatever.

    • @CaiteyPie10196
      @CaiteyPie10196 7 років тому +1

      Arlinda Barry lol

    • @chanceharmon3153
      @chanceharmon3153 6 років тому

      Caitlynn Weymann your

  • @mosqueda4878
    @mosqueda4878 7 років тому +169

    LOVE the transition. Don't ever change it!

  • @chiisaibaby
    @chiisaibaby 7 років тому +218

    i wanna see joe cuss out a united flight attendant so bad

    • @melissaablavsky7984
      @melissaablavsky7984 7 років тому +20

      Cecilia Morani He could do a skit with the fam on a "plane". Keith as the pilot and Shannon as the stewardess would be Gold. Tom and Mom should be outraged passengers. lol.

    • @nicolemetzger6886
      @nicolemetzger6886 7 років тому +2

      I want this to happen

    • @inner_most
      @inner_most 5 років тому

      I wanna see Joe straight up fight a flight attendant.

  • @drbcool77
    @drbcool77 7 років тому +13

    WOW! I truly admire you for admitting that you purposely want to cry. Not many guys find an excuse to cry. Sometimes a good cry does make us feel better. It's not about being sad or depressed, just the way God made us. Bless you bro!

  • @JoeDeezy
    @JoeDeezy 7 років тому +161

    You'd be such a funny actor

    • @1999RandomDude
      @1999RandomDude 7 років тому +18

      I second that! Joe as a comedy actor would be fucking gold! Lmfao!

    • @kuroneko1374
      @kuroneko1374 7 років тому +2

      Joweth Joe as the next Jerry Steinfeld... I think I can see that.

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 7 років тому +3

      I mean, fuck. If Adam Sandler can do it...

  • @KrystyneY
    @KrystyneY 7 років тому +176

    And today on United, a giant pet rabbit traveling in the cargo hold, was found dead upon arrival.

    • @arturo435
      @arturo435 7 років тому +24

      Christine Y Okay, are they trying to go bankrupt or something? I feel like we're being played.

    • @DistantFox_
      @DistantFox_ 7 років тому +2

      That song's so good. Take This to Your Grave is probably my favorite FOB album.

    • @andrew1999ism
      @andrew1999ism 7 років тому

      OhDearGodRun what song is that

  • @jacquelinelove1948
    @jacquelinelove1948 7 років тому +81

    you dont look outta shape u look good and thx for the heads up on United airline

    • @ryanmcmatthews8737
      @ryanmcmatthews8737 7 років тому +5

      jackie Love I would kill somebody, to be in his shape!

    • @jacquelinelove1948
      @jacquelinelove1948 7 років тому +5

      no guy i know is in that shape😂

    • @DragerPilot
      @DragerPilot 3 роки тому

      “Thanks for the heads up ……”. Where have you been? Do you not ever read, watch, listen to news of what’s going on in the world? Admittedly, the far left and the reporting of radical fake news is largely what you will see; but stories like those generated by United Airlines in this case, are more or less accurate, and certainly ubiquitous (that means it’s everywhere).

  • @meli_andrea
    @meli_andrea 7 років тому +90

    ”Are you shitten on Shanon"

    • @GoddessofSpring25
      @GoddessofSpring25 7 років тому +3

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who heard that! HA!

  • @allisonpineo
    @allisonpineo 7 років тому +5

    You talking about how you're working on a script and turning your idea into something tangible is really cool to me. And then talking about how sometimes you just need to get a good cry out... god dammit Joe, you get more and more perfect with every video I watch of yours. I fucking love you, man.

  • @livelaughsingh
    @livelaughsingh 7 років тому +47

    I have those nights where im like"now seems like a good time to cry" soldiers coming home always get me

  • @TheBongoXII
    @TheBongoXII 7 років тому +50

    You know when you see passion in someone's eyes or movements? Well that's what I saw in Joe. I hope your script goes well and that it gets picked up to film/create. Best of luck!

  • @4evergemini
    @4evergemini 7 років тому +103

    *sighs* oh how I missed the transitions 🙌🏽

  • @stepht2014
    @stepht2014 7 років тому +13

    Joe, I'm gonna be real with you for a second. I shouldn't be laughing at your pain for tripping and smashing all of your face. However, I am. Thank you for the laugh, you're a blessed human being

  • @nvrguru22
    @nvrguru22 7 років тому +79

    Joe, I guess you didn't get the news about the giant rabbit that died on a United flight

    • @ulyssemartinfrigault1021
      @ulyssemartinfrigault1021 7 років тому +4

      NVR guru
      I saw another comment like that in this. So I'm guessing a bunny actually died? Damn.

    • @thea-rosecatto9467
      @thea-rosecatto9467 7 років тому +1

      NVR guru yeah its legit. It was like the worlds biggest rabbit too. Woah

  • @Strawberrybee115
    @Strawberrybee115 7 років тому +151

    This is the fastest I have ever gotten to a video

    • @shortylikeminez14
      @shortylikeminez14 7 років тому +2

      Kendall Gerber samee 😂😂

    • @notrob14
      @notrob14 7 років тому +1

      My profile pic used to be the same thing as urs.

  • @abbyvanmeter2925
    @abbyvanmeter2925 7 років тому +227

    um wtf how did he fail to mention that the pure fact that someone got a scorpion and a stroller on a plane THEN got yelled at DAMN. last i checked i could barely get through airport security bc of a half drunken water bottle.

    • @abbyvanmeter2925
      @abbyvanmeter2925 7 років тому +4

      shook

    • @brandymarston9342
      @brandymarston9342 7 років тому +2

      Abby van meter in defense of United airlines, not that I agree with their aggression, but strollers are supposed to be checked at the gate and put under the plane you don't take it on the plane with you to your seat lol I have traveled with a stroller so many times and flown United doing it lol you just have to check it at the gate man.

  • @traumaqueen781
    @traumaqueen781 7 років тому +5

    legit never usually able to directly relate to UA-camrs but when Joe talks about watching the cry videos ... omg I do that haha! glad I'm not the only One!

  • @dawsonzentz2078
    @dawsonzentz2078 4 роки тому

    Someone help. I can’t stop watching all of joes old vlogs

  • @Alliegator892
    @Alliegator892 7 років тому +52

    Out of shape? Looking mighty fine to me 😍

    • @thomdantzer1753
      @thomdantzer1753 7 років тому

      Your delivery is effortlessly brilliant. I think Jerry Seinfeld was great for '80s social commentary although not much relevancy since, but you are absolute gold. I don't know how long you've been doing this but I'm sure you'll have some incredible opportunities come your way that could lead to great success. (At least I hope so )

  • @pamelacunningham303
    @pamelacunningham303 7 років тому +8

    I just gotta say, I love your crazy self! Your place is awesome by the way. If you need another cry, try Collateral Damage or The Green Mile. Gets me every time.

  • @jordancunningham9514
    @jordancunningham9514 7 років тому +5

    4 million, 10 million, 15 million... DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lilsteven835
    @lilsteven835 7 років тому

    I always try to watch sad videos, but I never cry, and that makes me want to cry even more

  • @Ashleyxmariex1
    @Ashleyxmariex1 7 років тому

    Joe, honestly, you are a great human. You say to yourself "hey I want to do something new" and you just do it. You don't even hesitate and think "omg i can't do this" or "what if something goes wrong".I hope one day I can have the same amount of confidence as you. Love your vlogs and main channel videos. Btw, can you do a know or go part 2 or something else with your whole family and friends.

  • @dolphin8147
    @dolphin8147 7 років тому

    I'm so glad that you are vlogging more. It comes so natural to you. As much as everyone wants more of your day being vlogged your life is your own and keeping some of it private is never a bad thing. Congratulations on hitting 2M subscribers!!

  • @Sarah-xj9kv
    @Sarah-xj9kv 7 років тому

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that just needs to cry sometime's. love you so much Joe❤❤❤

  • @AZanlungo
    @AZanlungo 7 років тому

    Oh my God, soldiers coming home videos and Marley & Me literally has me bawling every time.

  • @karmenyoung9865
    @karmenyoung9865 7 років тому +6

    marley and me. bawl everytime 😂 you are heartless if you dont cry during that movie.. or a cat lover 🤗

    • @makennadonahue1599
      @makennadonahue1599 7 років тому

      Karmen Young I'm a cat lover and I cry every time.

    • @sarchey77
      @sarchey77 6 років тому

      Karmen Young 🐈 cat lover/heartless, same thing! 😜

  • @PRINCESSOLIVE2K9
    @PRINCESSOLIVE2K9 7 років тому

    Joe may be the most relatable human, never heard guys talking about needing a good cry but I'm sure they all do. it's beautiful to see him talk about it such ease and nonchalant. Rooting for you Joe!!❤❤❤ get that series

  • @adamd.483
    @adamd.483 7 років тому +2

    He mentioned 'Marley and Me'; I was going to write a post about losing a dog...but I didn't know how to word it. I was going to say it is like losing a child, but I don't want to offend someone who has lost a child. I will just say that it is the worst thing that I have ever had to go through. My dog was my baby...and I miss her every day. Her birthday is on Saturday, and I always remember it. Just enjoy the short amount of time you have with your dog...you are their everything.

  • @patriciam1207
    @patriciam1207 6 років тому +1

    I can re-watch your old vlogs so many times :P They are just so funny!
    The insert of the stock photo of the shower guy!!! I lost it!!! XD

  • @caroltassin4049
    @caroltassin4049 7 років тому

    Thanks for doing these. It's an X tra treat other than Mon. & Tues. & congratulations on 2 million subs, you deserve it.....I don't know how many older fans you have but I'm 68 & just Love everything you do Never stop, you are a riot & are very inspirational..

  • @timothygreenjr.6725
    @timothygreenjr.6725 7 років тому

    I relate too much with your transitions. They make me so happy and make me laugh out loud that my family yells up my steps to stop being happy and laughing and shit.

  • @christinavernon2277
    @christinavernon2277 7 років тому +3

    Joe's videos are the best!

  • @coltongardner9167
    @coltongardner9167 7 років тому

    I totally get in those "I'm gonna cry tonight moods," and watch soldier coming home compilations. hahaha glad I'm not the only one.

  • @jony2660
    @jony2660 7 років тому +1

    Joe is the littest youtuber lol so genuine

  • @edisali4770
    @edisali4770 7 років тому

    the KIND message's at the end are everything !!

  • @riwybo7612
    @riwybo7612 7 років тому

    Nothing like a good cry. The ending of the notebook always gets me, can't even talk about it without crying honestly

  • @ellejankov8967
    @ellejankov8967 7 років тому

    I've fucking watched that video and I was balling my eyes out! Have you seen those videos where the dog waits at the airport and when they see their soldier "daddy" they go nuts, jump around and cry? those got me every time. and omg the videos where deaf people hear for the first time......tears literally shoot out of my eyes.

  • @alexislive6291
    @alexislive6291 7 років тому +630

    Who likes before watching

  • @elizabethivy1337
    @elizabethivy1337 7 років тому +1

    The man had a concussion. He wasn't selling it, he made a statement that he didn't even have any recollection of ever having gotten back on the plane.

  • @mickeyrad9
    @mickeyrad9 7 років тому +1

    I like that he admitted he wanted to cry and went out of his way to actually cry. Btw. The end of Marley and me gets me every time too

  • @sdrawkcabskaerf5345
    @sdrawkcabskaerf5345 7 років тому +1

    Joe is the most real person on this site.

  • @realkursed
    @realkursed 7 років тому +1

    lol @ 5:20 " i just wanna NOT look like i had a nice body that melted" lol ... this is actually me.

  • @mr.t-rex2356
    @mr.t-rex2356 7 років тому +36

    shit we all should send him 5 dollars. he'll be fucking loaded

    • @spongeboblenny884
      @spongeboblenny884 7 років тому +6

      jason cox he'd be loaded if we all sent him 1 (assuming we're all active)

  • @DogFlamingoXIII
    @DogFlamingoXIII 7 років тому +5

    Dao had his nose broken and teeth knocked out. You should also note that he was almost 70 years old. Being manhandled to the point of having your teeth knocked out and your nose broken is completely different, when you are a senior citizen.

  • @RiSEME1733
    @RiSEME1733 7 років тому

    Easily one of the funniest Extralogs ever made. The guy showering with your laughing commentary bought me. Hahaha

  • @kelli_the_great3835
    @kelli_the_great3835 7 років тому

    I love you Joe, you're just honest and real! we need that!

  • @KatStrega
    @KatStrega 7 років тому

    You are something else, Joe. Congrats on 2 mil!

  • @ShadowWwitch
    @ShadowWwitch 7 років тому +1

    My week is set! Thanks Joe! Love your work, so funny!!

  • @marissafernandez98
    @marissafernandez98 7 років тому +5

    i feel like you should do a video or a vlog everyday for a month because i freaken love your videos and i watch them when they come out and at the end of the video i dont know what to do with my life because I've already watched all your other videos

  • @mazziimaz8533
    @mazziimaz8533 7 років тому

    lol I always get in
    this mood where I look for sad videos or movies to just cry 😂 glad to know I'm not the only one who does that 😂💕

  • @mike90317
    @mike90317 9 місяців тому

    Man, the voice over transitions I can't! Too funny. 😂😂😂😂

  • @TuanaMey
    @TuanaMey 7 років тому

    Love this guy....came across his channel a long time ago and was hoping everbody would discover himvery soon, since he´s just awesome and real and now....he`s growing the channel so fast. I am so happy for him. He´ll go awesome places!

  • @juliehoskins6268
    @juliehoskins6268 7 років тому

    I hope you keep vlogging for many years to come and we can watch you grow up, get married, and have children. I don't think there'd be anything funnier than watching you take on parenthood. I don't know what sparked this thought process, I was admiring your bachelor pad and imagined how different you'll be in 10 years lol

  • @masoudabbasi8328
    @masoudabbasi8328 7 років тому +1

    joe i really dont know what to do to support you.you are the only reason i laugh during my day.i watch your videos and think what could i do to support you other that liking you videos.love you man.never change and keep working on that script...i know you can make something great.#joeislife
    ps:im a male and of course nohomo!

  • @feliciawilliamson87
    @feliciawilliamson87 7 років тому

    Proud of you, Joe! Great to see how far you've come. You've really matured and become very goal-oriented. Love hearing about your success and ideas, very inspiring. Keep going to the top; we're rooting for you!

  • @AwkwardlyKerrie
    @AwkwardlyKerrie 7 років тому

    "got a good cry out. i'm good now. i might do it again, it's kinda fun!" JOE LITERALLY ME EVERY NIGHT. gotta get rid of them bottled up emotions !

  • @Birdieshock
    @Birdieshock 7 років тому

    The ambient city behind you made this even better.

  • @cometkiller6444
    @cometkiller6444 7 років тому

    the scene in Interstellar where he sees all the messages from years and years ago literally gets me to cry every single time

  • @ulyssemartinfrigault1021
    @ulyssemartinfrigault1021 7 років тому

    I usually just read extremely sad fan made books about my favorite character from anything dying. Gets me every time.

  • @nickybomb5945
    @nickybomb5945 7 років тому

    You make my days better. Thanks man.

  • @Guy-cs8yj
    @Guy-cs8yj 7 років тому +3

    ...And the camera was like "we fucked up" lol

  • @bmoney28
    @bmoney28 7 років тому

    LOL this is like the 10th time Joe was like "I'm gonna start a new routine" and then doesn't vlog for 9 weeks.
    You're the best Joe don't ever change

  • @Alejandro4Vega
    @Alejandro4Vega 7 років тому +5

    Notification Squad🔥! Beginning of Volg was fire🔥

  • @mariahj.5452
    @mariahj.5452 7 років тому

    I absolutely love the songs he chooses to use.

  • @michaelnudo1584
    @michaelnudo1584 7 років тому

    Congrats on 2 million Joe, you totally deserve it!

  • @2009LuckyStar
    @2009LuckyStar 7 років тому

    Best of luck with your script, you're a good guy & deserve your success

  • @sebastianbarnes559
    @sebastianbarnes559 7 років тому +6

    joes the goat

  • @TheNinnyBug
    @TheNinnyBug 7 років тому

    Hahaha I was having the shittiest morning before I watched this. Thanks for making me laugh so hard, I think you turned my day around!

  • @alsostephenking
    @alsostephenking 7 років тому +3

    5:46 I fucking pissed myself laughing

  • @dschneiderkj52
    @dschneiderkj52 7 років тому

    I don't know if you'll read this comment, Joe, but I've been having a rough couple of weeks, ( dramatically speaking concerning feelings and heartbreak ) and this video along with others from your primary channel cheer me up, so thanks for being awesome, funny and keeping my mind off of my shitty moments in life.

  • @isaacholloway5137
    @isaacholloway5137 7 років тому +1

    Ending of Marley and Me fucking kills me everytime....you’re heartless if you don’t cry while watching that

  • @mirandaespinoza2047
    @mirandaespinoza2047 7 років тому +1

    Loved today's video Joe! Your videos really help me get my mind off of work and school. Keep up the good work(:

  • @priscillenavas6556
    @priscillenavas6556 7 років тому +1

    yo, that transition with the stock footage of the shower had me DEAD!!!!

  • @linehenriksen5167
    @linehenriksen5167 7 років тому

    Congrats on the 2 mil subscribers and good luck on writing the script!

  • @ishmael2071
    @ishmael2071 7 років тому

    I love ur script idea, Never settle man and I hope that one day I can watch ur Netflix og series

  • @JuiceGang11
    @JuiceGang11 5 років тому

    these old vlogs are fire

  • @Jasmine-mh3kf
    @Jasmine-mh3kf 7 років тому

    I went to the gym the other day and did something I used to be able to do without breaking a sweat and I felt like I was dying, so I feel you.
    And your transitions are GOLD.

  • @angeldona24
    @angeldona24 7 років тому +1

    Joe is GOALSSS

  • @psylocke444
    @psylocke444 7 років тому

    I knew i shouldn't have looked up steve harvey crying, cause now im a mess. I love how Joe has a "i wanna cry" mood because same.

  • @singer10100
    @singer10100 7 років тому

    I've been subscribed to u for such a long time , all the way back to when u had yr first channel ! I always tell people about yr channel and recommend it ! Congrats on 2 mil

  • @samtalbert4119
    @samtalbert4119 7 років тому +46

    Man, it would be so cool to have an apartment like that 😂😂 Instead I live in a city that smells like cow shit when it rains because of dairy farms and meat packing plants 😂😂

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 7 років тому +1

      Let's play: Guess the Shit Hole! My vote is: Des Moines?

    • @samtalbert4119
      @samtalbert4119 7 років тому +1

      poopnach h ahha no, Greeley Colorado... I just go there for school, love the university, hate the town 😂

    • @kye5559
      @kye5559 7 років тому +1

      Samantha Talbert You go to UNC?

  • @AZanlungo
    @AZanlungo 7 років тому

    "I wanna not look like a guy whose body has melted...LMFAO"
    Your laugh is a friggin hoot.

  • @alondrasig
    @alondrasig 7 років тому

    Damn Joe always up to something you creative genius! Love you man

  • @wolverine15252
    @wolverine15252 7 років тому

    Joe!!! Go for gold! Write the script! I'd deff watch it!

  • @carlycouch8867
    @carlycouch8867 7 років тому

    That stock shower scene, coupled with his reaction is seriously the funniest shit I've seen all week!!

  • @spiritualgangster__
    @spiritualgangster__ 7 років тому

    It is so sad how hard I'm LMAO at the red mark on your face. I'm picturing the whole scene...the microphone...just LMAO.

  • @heer92
    @heer92 7 років тому

    I can not believe there are guys out there like Joe. He crys on purpose to let it all out? omg

  • @sarahholloway3646
    @sarahholloway3646 7 років тому

    Yet another great video, love listening to you talk about random shit. Keep it up Joe! XO

  • @king_supreme1102
    @king_supreme1102 7 років тому +1

    Joe you are so awesome. I hope you're script gets made.

  • @Amanda-ly5cn
    @Amanda-ly5cn 7 років тому

    Idk if the script you're working on is for a sitcom or even comedy related but your sense of humor is so fucking great, so here's hoping it turns into something.

  • @tvc0sandredbvll
    @tvc0sandredbvll 7 років тому

    i love the realness in the videos; like i can totally relate

  • @amandareyes7639
    @amandareyes7639 7 років тому +1

    "Got a nice cry out, its kind of fun." -Joe Santagato 2k17 😂

  • @eunice5918
    @eunice5918 7 років тому

    Congrats on 2 mil, Joe!!!!🎉🎉

  • @kyletuch6774
    @kyletuch6774 7 років тому

    Perfectly describes my body. A nice one that got melted lmfao thanks Joe. I didn't feel self conscious already

  • @georgiaaaa.rose14
    @georgiaaaa.rose14 7 років тому

    “Train shut up” why am I laughing so hard😂😂😂

  • @Abnormal_Biker
    @Abnormal_Biker 7 років тому

    Dude, playing catch phrase till 1am is a whole new level in itself !