Me: "plugs in laptop charger* Laptop: "More~ You're not that weak, are you? Show me!" Me: "What in gods name did I just do? Where the fuck is my therapist, priest, holy water, bleach, and shotgun!?"
Grasses may be annual or perennial herbs,[8]: 10 generally with the following characteristics (the image gallery can be used for reference): The stems of grasses, called culms, are usually cylindrical (more rarely flattened, but not 3-angled) and are hollow, plugged at the nodes, where the leaves are attached.[8][9] Grass leaves are nearly always alternate and distichous (in one plane), and have parallel veins.[8]: 11 Each leaf is differentiated into a lower sheath hugging the stem and a blade with entire (i.e., smooth) margins.[8]: 11 The leaf blades of many grasses are hardened with silica phytoliths, which discourage grazing animals; some, such as sword grass, are sharp enough to cut human skin. A membranous appendage or fringe of hairs called the ligule lies at the junction between sheath and blade, preventing water or insects from penetrating into the sheath.[8]: 11
Deaf ppl :💀💀💀
Blind ppl : 💀💀💀
I didn't expect so many likes
@Hi01532fr lol
He said that because that's the highest he can get every comment
@Hi01532😠
Normal people:💀💀💀
Imagine your Siri was like that 😂
Imma destroy it😭😭😭😭😭👹👍✨💀💅👁👄👁👀
@@pastel8476 ima smash it👌👈
It is like that
@@nafrulnizamabdulmanap2342 Lol
Frrrrrrrr
"i promise i wont get pregnant"💀💀💀💀
AyOo
Yeah i think the battery would almost literally get pregnant lol
How can you get pregnant if your a phone
She meant i promise i wont Be fat
AyOo
Bro Siri says "I promise I don't get pregnant"☠️
🏳️🌈 🔫🤨
Siri said like unplug me plug me again bro💀
Nah
No sh!t thanks for explaining that to me i didnt see it 💀
Me That's Charging my Phone: 👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️
Here I got you
Break's phone
Throws phone out window
Me too
@@eleanorknox7843 thank you
@@Neuko0214 your welcome
BRO SIRI IS BEING LIKE A HUMAN 💀💀💀💀💀
True
And like that usb charger
First
That's cursed because im a robot
My roblox friend did that to my other friend-
Ayo 😳😏
Charger is a eggplant for Siri 💀💀
Edit:Siri is f*cking an charger
So that’s what it was i thought Siri was being weird
@@kentjohnson8932Sonic says it gay to have sex with siri because Siri has penises and that's gay Sonic never lies
That r34 phone now she get baby after 9 month lol
@@voidmastervoidmelon7488 a free iphone
@@voidmastervoidmelon7488EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
me: MOM CAN I GET AN IPHONE
mom: no you already have an iphone
the iphone at home:
👁👄👁
Lol 👁👄👁
Jexi and Phill if phill was normal be like
I'll shoot my phone if this happens with Google-
Same-
Bro you can't even beat meat
Well it won't
I wouldn't, in fact, I would go even harder.
@@AH-lx5nj ayo
"if i buy iphone"
"SIRI"
Me: "throw away"
👀
*"Pull out debit card and slamming in table"*
AYY WHERE YOU GET THAT SIRI?, WHERE YOU GET THAT??? *"intense hard slamming"*
Aye ima charge my-
Siri: Un-
F*CK TO THE NAWWWWW
SAME
To the no no nooo
To the no no Noo
@ballerguy1938 great idea😀
MY NAME IS NAAAAOOOH😫😫😫😫🫨
@Xxserialdesignation_vxX but your v?
Siri gonna leak battery 💀
💀
💀
💀
💀💀
Right imma point my Rocket launcher and
*BOOOM*
UA-cam: deleted
Phone: yeeted
Therapist: needed
sanity: depleted
Braincells: decimated
eyes: evaporated
Braindamage:cause
Church:needed
Priest:needed
Bible:NEEDED
Holy water:N E E D E D
“ where are you going, I didn’t even come yet! “ ☠️☠️
*cum
...
Uhh
"Cu/\/\"
And that’s when I’m like “Nope see ya hahaha I’m going to Oklahoma see ya “
I swear if my Google assistant did that I would yeet my phone to another dimension-
True
same
Same
@@ShadowwwTGoogle assistance: **calls suicide prevention's**
Ya true
now that's why phones explode when you plug and unplug it💀💀💀
Normal ppl: 💀
Deaf ppl: 💀
Blind ppl: 🤔
Dead ppl: "yes omg yes don't stop" WTF AM I HEARING!?
Phone: yeeted
Bleach: Needed
History: Deleted
Meat: Beated
Fbi: Meeted
Prison: Seated
Hell: Greeted
Eyes: Mistreated
dam you'll ryming
damn
"Meat: Beated" 💀💀💀
THE ULTIMATE COMBO
I commented this 7 months ago
"where r u going? I haven't c7med yet!" TF BROOO
Fr
"Let the chaos begin."
💀💀💀
“Are we doing what I think we’re doing?” BRO KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING AND DIDNT STOP?!
Phone: yeeted
Therapist: needed
Eyes: bleeding
Life: Not exsisting
Yeonjun safe zone
300 spots left like i made this comment 7 months ago
and people are still traumatised
👇
40th like I’m saved
44th what did I even watch 🤢
51😢😢😢
I had trauma😢😢 btw 51
MEEEE
charging your phone be like 📱
👍
When he charges his phone
Siri: aaaaah 😩😩
Me: "plugs in laptop charger*
Laptop: "More~ You're not that weak, are you? Show me!"
Me: "What in gods name did I just do? Where the fuck is my therapist, priest, holy water, bleach, and shotgun!?"
Bro Tried to make a move
siri at the end: but wait i dindt c"m yet😂
Ayooo that's sus 😳💀
@Braylen Mitchell mega sus
@💜Emoji_amica🖤 mega mega gigachad sus
@💜Emoji_amica🖤 ultra ultra mega god sus
Same this is sus asf
@@VincentLikesWresltingToys42 SUS SUS SUS SUSS SUS DOUBLE SUS SUS OVER THE HILL SUSS AMONG SUS
Im glad i have google assistant😂
Same bro😂
Hmmmm
I wish i could modify my google assistant
Same
Same
Bro is definitely an nsfw artist 💀
I’m paying for therapy twice no 1 million times
Grasses may be annual or perennial herbs,[8]: 10 generally with the following characteristics (the image gallery can be used for reference): The stems of grasses, called culms, are usually cylindrical (more rarely flattened, but not 3-angled) and are hollow, plugged at the nodes, where the leaves are attached.[8][9] Grass leaves are nearly always alternate and distichous (in one plane), and have parallel veins.[8]: 11 Each leaf is differentiated into a lower sheath hugging the stem and a blade with entire (i.e., smooth) margins.[8]: 11 The leaf blades of many grasses are hardened with silica phytoliths, which discourage grazing animals; some, such as sword grass, are sharp enough to cut human skin. A membranous appendage or fringe of hairs called the ligule lies at the junction between sheath and blade, preventing water or insects from penetrating into the sheath.[8]: 11
I touched it but the siri didn't
More like phone issues than marriage issues.
Yep
Yep
Google seeing this: this is why I hate Siri;-;
Nice to know you
Thats why im never buy siri 💀
Bro got caught 4k ☠️☠️☠️
Bro is gonna get an ipod from siri
Where are you going I didn't even come yet💀💀💀
Girl think about the MATERIAL GrrriiiLL 😭💅
No, I just don’t feel like charging my phone and brought up to 4%
I gotta get this phone fixed - a wise person
Me: one more video then i will go to charging my phone.
*The video*
The charger: I've been absolutely wasted
And 3 minutes after video:BOOMM!!!!
POV: the phone is pregnant. Me: goodbye I'm going bay the milk
Now I know how phones and plugs feel
Me:Plugs,Unplugs x50
this was the most sus video that you have ever made lmao
The most normal Siri in Ohio💀
only in ohio
stop the ohio memes OH MY GOD ITS ANNOYING
Down in ohio swag like ohio
But so acurate
@@alt-nq2qq instant facts bro
ohio memes is only for little kids
I literally never have this type of Siri before
I'd slap my phone to death if it did that 💀
Blind And Deaf:😊
Deaf:☠️
Blind:☠️
bro 💀💀💀
Phone: yeeted
Holy water: needed
My brain:what did I just witness
👁️👄👁️
💧. 💧
Siri in Ohio be like:
🗿👍🙃
If this happens i would never use siri ever again
Yeah i would delete siri
If he did that more the phone would have exploded
WHO TF GAVE SIRI DRUGS
Maybe who made the damn phone gave the algorithm the online equipment of drugs
I am glad I'm don't use IPhone
Me too
Im glad i did that on siri
We changing to android with this one🗣️🗣️
history: deleted
phone: yeeted
therapy: greeted
holy water: needed
OML I SAID WTF OUT LOUD AT 9PM AND EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ⚰
Bruh you sleep in 9 pm I sleep in 10
I dont usually sleep at 9pm most of the time i sleep at 12am or somewhere around 3am
Sirl:deeper
Me: go's back to the store
XD
She has some issue
I'm paying for everyone's therapy 💀
Thanks bro 💀🙏🏻
Slay
@@DaddyEren_
@@Marga_liam ???
Your not
@@DaddyEren_not
Imagine you siri that just broke your phone
Bro is going to buy a new phone💀💀
Not me having a apple: ....
"I haven't even cu-" - Siri
Sus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is going far lmao 😂
IMAGINE WALKING INTO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND THEY GOT A BUNCH OF FURBIES ON THE STAIRS
I am so glad I don't have siri on my phone
Who wants the holy water
👇
That happend to me at early in the morning💀
I swear if my phone like this too I'm gonna pour bleach
I would just reset my siri at that point i wouldn't even let "her" finish that statement
My phone constantly being plugged in: "unplug me, girl 😩"
"But I promise I won't get pregnant" isn't anyone gonna talk about how the phone will have charger babies or phone babies??
Hmm yes
If this happens I'll say WiFi to shut up and never use here while charging
Me with the MagSafe:😀
Yooo why just tou just said pregnet bruh siri🤳👏👏👏
google: ALEXA alexa: OH SIRI WHAT IS HAPPENING *calls*siri*girlfriends siria:HOLY SH IT WHAT IS HAPPINING
Normal people: puts on the charger properly on the phone
Dirty minded people:
The way the the plug in the back just moved spots
Bro was doing the 👉📱 to Siri💀
This is why you should never get apple phone
I’d throw my phone across the room 💀
Siri will never act like that on my tablet
I have a siri like that😂😂😂
Me:wtf💀
The man:I'm done I'm done I'm done
The phone:where are you going?
Samsung:siri is hot
Google:GET BACK TO WORK!
And then when that phone breaks, they’re gonna have a little baby foam
“i didn't cu-”
The phones do get quirky when the humans do it but now the robots want to keep clapping
Its a bird its a plane
No its my innocence flying away
"I didn't even come yet"
Bro what 💀💀💀
Thats actually what i thought she said intill 3 seconds later i notice 😲😳🤢🤮
Imagine if your Phone was very like this I would literally scream and put myself in a pool💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Siri on my tablet doesn’t even act like that.
google assistant: what is this 0-o human: you dont wanna know.