I Married the CEO of Joja Mart

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Blauren.
    @Blauren. 2 роки тому +6929

    He really said “I can fix him” and actually did it

    • @seal8092
      @seal8092 2 роки тому +231

      *People said the same about Shane-* 🐸

    • @annad1132
      @annad1132 2 роки тому +26

      @@seal8092Truuuuuuueee

    • @mars-lv7be
      @mars-lv7be 2 роки тому +33

      @@seal8092 and i did smh

    • @mars-lv7be
      @mars-lv7be 2 роки тому +15

      Shane ftw

    • @xxtired7114
      @xxtired7114 2 роки тому +3

      @@seal8092 I did then deleted the save file

  • @allisin9743
    @allisin9743 2 роки тому +4418

    Alternate TItle: Man tries to gaslight himself into beliving it was a good idea to divorse the love of his life

    • @muted__dreamer
      @muted__dreamer 2 роки тому +61

      Just break his heart more-

    • @kittycraft7750
      @kittycraft7750 Рік тому +16

      yea, in the game i married Alex but,I decided I acually wanted to marry Shane but i just restart my game from the ground up

  • @DameDallas
    @DameDallas 2 роки тому +4620

    "What's the name of this guy we're supposed to be marrying?" True love here, ladies and gents. 😂

    • @godsclown4419
      @godsclown4419 2 роки тому +80

      truly a man of pure hearted love

  • @DomiBorealis
    @DomiBorealis 2 роки тому +1693

    That CEO’s secret dream is to marry a farmer and live out his cottagecore dreams

    • @tharareghu1635
      @tharareghu1635 Рік тому +5

      1.2 k likes,a year ago and no comments?
      Lemme fix that!

  • @cactuscake1557
    @cactuscake1557 2 роки тому +5462

    The farm slowly falling into ruin while Sean is off to marry a capitalist feels like a metaphor

    • @marciegalo
      @marciegalo 2 роки тому +52

      I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the farm is also 'capitalist' lol. Idek what point you were trying to make, do you think that farms don't exist in capitalist countries??????

    • @cactuscake1557
      @cactuscake1557 2 роки тому +329

      @@marciegalo a metaphor for the plot of the game? you know with joja trying to invade the community and the farmer coming in and changing that? tihi

    • @marciegalo
      @marciegalo 2 роки тому +2

      @@cactuscake1557 it's a bad metaphor

    • @cactuscake1557
      @cactuscake1557 2 роки тому +241

      @@marciegalo oh no! I am now very sad, internet person doesn’t like my funky little metaphor!

    • @lrose5522
      @lrose5522 2 роки тому +262

      @@marciegalo You know there's a difference between being A Capitalist and merely participating in a capitalistic system right? Actually nvm you probably don't

  • @serenitymoon4432
    @serenitymoon4432 2 роки тому +873

    Imagine you make a new friend and you tell him every time you see each other when your birthday is. The two of you grow closer over the months and he eventually gives you a bouquet. You are so excited because you have been developing the same feelings for him and you feel the two of you really understand each other because you have been able to open yourself up to him. He cares for you, and he has helped you see there is more to life than working. You could even say he knows you better than anyone. Then he also gives you a present and says "Happy Birthday!"...even though your birthday is the next day.

    • @askerror1987
      @askerror1987 2 роки тому +38

      I am so surprised this comment has no replies, I rotate it around in my brain on a regular basis

    • @victorias.f.
      @victorias.f. 2 роки тому +11

      *sad Naruto flute intensifies*

  • @angelmarie7010
    @angelmarie7010 2 роки тому +3119

    Idk what’s worse, breaking Alex’s heart, Kristoff not liking joja cola, or the Dr Pepper slander

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 2 роки тому +649

    I am glad that they made Kristoff like the weirdest person on the planet. He always talks about his birthday, sleeps facedown into his pillows and doesn’t like the soda he sells

  • @tatyanarodriguez1561
    @tatyanarodriguez1561 2 роки тому +1171

    I hate the thought of divorcing my spouse so much that I would have just started a new save file. I would have a lot of work to go through, but I just can't do it. I love them too much.

    • @achicken21
      @achicken21 2 роки тому +145

      ESPECIALLY Alex, that boy has gone through so much and so many people have left him in his life, I just could never do that to him I love him too much 😭

    • @ForsakenOompa
      @ForsakenOompa 2 роки тому +36

      Mood. I only divorced them in my phone save file to have fun with the other bachelors

    • @BeanColored
      @BeanColored 2 роки тому +40

      Yeah I get way too attached its unhealthy

    • @angelkinq6727
      @angelkinq6727 2 роки тому +21

      Same....... Im considering just downloading an multiple spouse mod

    • @faelynn6246
      @faelynn6246 2 роки тому +61

      "Videogames make violent"
      meanwhile: Us starting whole new game runs because the thought of divorcing our spouse in the game makes us devastated

  • @seal8092
    @seal8092 2 роки тому +1867

    Imagine waking up and being served divorce papers from your one and only... And then them going after the rich CEO of a company that's slowly destroying your homes water bodies with pollution of their products... That's cold Seanie... Real cold...

  • @ahnic1818
    @ahnic1818 2 роки тому +1243

    Here is Seanie Dew, fulfilling all of our webcomic dreams of marrying a rich CEO

  • @hopesmusicvids
    @hopesmusicvids 2 роки тому +1037

    I didn't know there was a model difference, for Leah's ex. I knew that when you were a girl, her ex is a girl and they're a boy if you're a boy, but I always kind of assumed they just used the long haired model for both

    • @isaac.mp3
      @isaac.mp3 2 роки тому +14

      @SENSI💥 can you explode

    • @sua8638
      @sua8638 2 роки тому +18

      @@isaac.mp3 what did they say?

    • @isaac.mp3
      @isaac.mp3 2 роки тому +55

      ​@@sua8638 don't really remember what they said, but it was either something about kel being gender-variable or one of those bots that promotes their sexpages in every single comment on youtube
      Ok, just checked, it was indeed a pornspamming bot.

    • @sua8638
      @sua8638 2 роки тому +22

      @@isaac.mp3 thx for taking the time to respond to my comment lol
      Have an awesome day!

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal 2 роки тому +437

    Having a marriage with the CEO has the same vibes of back when kings would make their daughters date a prince from other state so they would have a state union

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 2 роки тому

      Queens also used to marry their sons and daughters to gain political influence

  • @addyshorhnr3544
    @addyshorhnr3544 2 роки тому +220

    I like the fact that Force feeding the CEO while he is face down in bed is enough for him to reform his life, like sir you did not invite this person into your house. 10/10 best love story

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 2 роки тому +265

    I like how Mr. Billionaire's idea of how to fix his evil corporation that was corrupted by money still involves him leading it and keeping all of his wealth. Like, cool lol

    • @dimwarlock
      @dimwarlock 2 роки тому +13

      Just giving away the dragon's hoard won't solve anything. It would make things worse, in fact.
      But you are not entirely wrong... the storyline could have bee a little more philanthropist, knowing what Joja is, at least we could've had an effort towards the ambient and mental wellness of the employee. Of course a corporation can also help medicine, education and food.

    • @charrydog22
      @charrydog22 Рік тому +3

      He hosted an employee apreciation day though!!! /s

    • @hoangkienvu7572
      @hoangkienvu7572 Рік тому +5

      @@dimwarlock I mean you could pay the employees more while asking them to work less. I don't see how that would make things worse.

  • @static528
    @static528 2 роки тому +215

    Man Kristoff really tried to ask him on a date and he was like "grotty? ive never seen anyone use the word grotty :/"

  • @esle473
    @esle473 2 роки тому +178

    Kristoff took all of his marriage dialogue of other people. I recognized the heating one from Abigail, and he also takes others people’s rooms.

    • @EmeraldAshesAudio
      @EmeraldAshesAudio 11 місяців тому +13

      To be fair, he did describe himself as "soulless" in the mod.

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 2 роки тому +161

    "I emerge from the sewer and give my love a gemstone!"
    Why is this my mood? Just crawling out of the sewer bearing gifts?

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 2 роки тому +347

    "OOPSIE, I DID A CHEATING"
    This video is so iconic

  • @lordarthur2165
    @lordarthur2165 2 роки тому +302

    Nooo, my poor Alex, he is such a good husband :'(((

    • @seal8092
      @seal8092 2 роки тому +6

      *He is though...* 😔🤚

  • @mai-oc7ih
    @mai-oc7ih 2 роки тому +463

    im really sleep deprived rn so this might make 0 sense but is it just me or does he look like a mid-stage pokemon and he'll evolve into kurtis connor once he hits level 36

    • @jordynensor2081
      @jordynensor2081 2 роки тому +92

      no no youre definitely onto something here

    • @localomnivore4877
      @localomnivore4877 2 роки тому +36

      You put my thoughts into words

    • @TheOcelotSlayer
      @TheOcelotSlayer 2 роки тому +18

      you have a point

    • @louisgrissman4857
      @louisgrissman4857 2 роки тому +50

      Its like if kurtis went down a seperate path in a new save file and became a gaming channel.

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 2 роки тому +13

      OH MY GOD

  • @AngieEnder
    @AngieEnder 2 роки тому +105

    Maybe he does like Joja Cola, he's just unimpressed that you gave him something he already has a million of.

  • @queenie3443
    @queenie3443 2 роки тому +140

    “Who sleeps like that?!”
    *Me currently laying on my stomach with my face in a pillow and eyes looking up at the screen*

  • @stevenson9148
    @stevenson9148 2 роки тому +268

    Shout out to editor for defending the honor of Dr. Pepper

    • @NickRigali
      @NickRigali 2 роки тому +27

      Defend until my death

  • @anjanabindhu6317
    @anjanabindhu6317 2 роки тому +246

    Seanie is becoming the Joja Heart at Joja Mart

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 2 роки тому +4

      Can I get a Joja cola?

  • @moniquehanley4704
    @moniquehanley4704 2 роки тому +50

    I married Alex after I talked to Haley one time and she told me that Alex wasn't interested in me...just to prove her wrong I went after her man... and he is the best husband EVER!! All around victory!

  • @TheCrowFKAPS
    @TheCrowFKAPS 2 роки тому +60

    I'm so glad we fixed him, and that he faced his agoraphobia

  • @emilythigpen2132
    @emilythigpen2132 2 роки тому +395

    That editor has a point and I stan them

  • @emilythigpen2132
    @emilythigpen2132 2 роки тому +2855

    The worst part of this whole video was the decision to divorce Alex, arguably the best bachelor of Stardew

    • @lordarthur2165
      @lordarthur2165 2 роки тому +187

      Exactly, Alex is the best bachelor, he is such a cute dude 😔

    • @HanaNoMachi
      @HanaNoMachi 2 роки тому +184

      IKR?!?! People have ZERO respect for him on Tiktok and the like- it’s honestly so disappointing

    • @JadeTheAdventurer
      @JadeTheAdventurer 2 роки тому +19

      YES

    • @paradoxesandplotholes
      @paradoxesandplotholes 2 роки тому +122

      he is so sexist though. Shane is a mess but even he isn't as rude.

    • @lordarthur2165
      @lordarthur2165 2 роки тому +256

      @@paradoxesandplotholes Alex isn't rude, he is kind of dumb and not being that good in expressing what he thinks. And low friendship Shane is way ruder than Alex is. Actually the rudest npc is Harley, at least Shane doesn't insult your clothes

  • @SleepyPrincessT
    @SleepyPrincessT Рік тому +34

    Seanie: *having an important moment* Chat: JOJUSSY

  • @mwmxktty
    @mwmxktty 2 роки тому +180

    The editor is is awesome and fun! Sean is pretty great too.

  • @squeezleprime308
    @squeezleprime308 2 роки тому +89

    The CEO of Joja Mart not liking Joja Cola is like big-business tobacco execs not being smokers.
    Also, Alex was my first spouse in Stardew. Glorious pecs indeed!

  • @muted__dreamer
    @muted__dreamer 2 роки тому +48

    "that's what I love about my new future husband, he's always teaching me new words" I love this video lmfao

  • @Jaspanda_P
    @Jaspanda_P 2 роки тому +67

    You divorcing Alex broke me I could never divorce him even for Joja money 😭😭😭

  • @maddiemcnugget1076
    @maddiemcnugget1076 2 роки тому +101

    I love the editor calling Seanie trash 😂. He just likes Citrusy sodas.
    But I love Dr Pepper. Mmmmm DOCTA PEPPAH

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 2 роки тому +73

    you did NOT just twerk in front of alex after getting remarried. OH MY GOD

  • @dartimes6048
    @dartimes6048 2 роки тому +37

    A new challenge: Complete the Community Center WITHOUT getting the Mines cutscene which causes Marlon to give you the Rusty Sword. Get creative with solutions aka the Traveling cart or fishing treasure chests for things that require the cutscene. I also recommend the Hill-top Farm for mining.

  • @kaydwessie296
    @kaydwessie296 2 роки тому +91

    "WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE FARM ALL OF A SUDDEN!?"
    Because that's un-changeable generic dialogue. Believe me I make dialogue mods

    • @DowntownZuzu
      @DowntownZuzu 2 роки тому +16

      actually it is changeable, technically! just not bothered about doing it

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 2 роки тому +6

      @@DowntownZuzu Super valid. I haven't found where to change it yet though

    • @DowntownZuzu
      @DowntownZuzu 2 роки тому +9

      @@kaydwessie296 it’s one of the generic “StringsFrom…” files. im sure with a bit of searching it could be found and changed with a “When” condition! :)

  • @Jackoff_icial
    @Jackoff_icial Рік тому +9

    power move of the century is screaming your birthdate into people's ears for 11.5 months and then acting like you don't care when it is your birthday

  • @stanfromuzbekistan8282
    @stanfromuzbekistan8282 Рік тому +10

    0:35 You know the CEO of Pepsi said he’d never let his own kids drink Pepsi lol

  • @DowntownZuzu
    @DowntownZuzu 2 роки тому +47

    tbh, your editor is right, seanie :p
    dr pepper is elite
    also, nice video ;)

  • @arinrxn
    @arinrxn 2 роки тому +16

    the fact that he actually looks pretty attractive to me hurts

  • @kh_sora9900
    @kh_sora9900 2 роки тому +15

    We went from Seanie Dew questioning his choice of divorcing the love of his life, to fixing the CEO of Joja, only to then discover a Dr Pepper slander.

  • @meganweir4248
    @meganweir4248 2 роки тому +38

    begging Alex to take him back 😢

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 2 роки тому +16

    This just made me realize.. Corporations brought back political marriages in a way. They have large territories that span different borders than countries and many CEOs will probably share their business once married. There have been multiple cases where their kids have married into another business and started a "partnership".

  • @ReginaCordium722
    @ReginaCordium722 2 роки тому +10

    shitty memory problems: getting startled every time seanie said the name alex

  • @hexus5325
    @hexus5325 2 роки тому +38

    Yo! Harvz did a great job on this mod! Awesome to watch!

  • @ems2911
    @ems2911 2 роки тому +21

    Above the refreshments table at the festival you can see Kel near the top (Leahs ex from her heart events) which is kinda weird that fem kel and male kel are at the same place at the same time

  • @Miles_Phantasmagoria
    @Miles_Phantasmagoria Рік тому +4

    I’m picturing him like Krusty where it’s like “Drink this delicious beverage! *Takes a sip for the cameras* *spits it out as soon as the cameras stop rolling*”

  • @liam4391
    @liam4391 2 роки тому +16

    "Next week on Sex and The Zuzu City"

  • @elspeth73
    @elspeth73 2 роки тому +41

    I was on board until I saw how he sleeps. Run, Seanie. Run fast, run far

  • @sarahjordahl2050
    @sarahjordahl2050 2 роки тому +28

    sugar daddy kristoff

  • @gameygeemer4142
    @gameygeemer4142 2 роки тому +14

    Damn, I didn't expect to be called out for sleeping on my stomach today

  • @another_franci
    @another_franci 2 роки тому +35

    Watching this video is a bit Heart breaking because it‘s just Seanie crying about losing the love of his life 😭

  • @ChristyTina22
    @ChristyTina22 2 роки тому +21

    Poor Alex. He looked so sad.

  • @shenhe1610
    @shenhe1610 2 роки тому +9

    “and destroy joja from inside out”
    💀

  • @imjarrifried5819
    @imjarrifried5819 Рік тому +2

    The Dr. Pepper diss is SO BAD, literally my favorite soda and I will die on this hill

  • @katt2266
    @katt2266 2 роки тому +9

    I love how sean said only a fool would forget his b-day and then..

  • @MooonCaaakes
    @MooonCaaakes 2 роки тому +5

    OH MY GOD IM SORRY BUT-
    As soon as I saw your face on the screen I immediately thought “Harvey”

  • @flannelfishguy
    @flannelfishguy 2 роки тому +25

    sean you need to try fresca. it’s a citrus soda and it’s really good but nobody has ever heard of it. the only person i know who said it was his favorite was my childhood friend’s elderly dad lmao

    • @jordynensor2081
      @jordynensor2081 2 роки тому +1

      i have like a vague memory of something called fresca and im not sure where its coming from lmao

    • @flannelfishguy
      @flannelfishguy 2 роки тому

      @@jordynensor2081 do you or a friend have an elderly dad? 😅

    • @pochitokoru4095
      @pochitokoru4095 2 роки тому +1

      In México it's a really common soda, I don't like it that much but it's ok, everyone knows it. :0

  • @BR-ec2ph
    @BR-ec2ph 2 роки тому +10

    "When I'm his little sugar baby . . . Or cola baby."

  • @anonymous97
    @anonymous97 2 роки тому +7

    Omg it's so nice to see a video of you again haha already missed you! I just really love your humor and your way of telling a story, pls upload more often !🔥

  • @ampeticca6467
    @ampeticca6467 2 роки тому +42

    You should’ve downloaded the multiple spouses mod

  • @aceisafk
    @aceisafk 2 роки тому +4

    11:57 chat: "Sandy is hot."
    Yes she is.

  • @ThisIsAbstract
    @ThisIsAbstract 2 роки тому +9

    Much love to the editors high class opinions on taste 👌

  • @Su_nk
    @Su_nk 2 роки тому +3

    19:42 I was playing Stardew Valley when this part had arrived and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the animal's name was Cleo, since my in-game cat's name is Cleo, named after my irl cat Cleo, which was shortened from Cleopatra. Honestly freaked me out but it's cute to see.

  • @Layla.Gilliam
    @Layla.Gilliam 2 роки тому +7

    if somebody told me to stop trying to get Abigail to love me, I would be mad, this game has changed me

  • @Seeitall728
    @Seeitall728 2 роки тому +7

    I haven’t laughed consistently through a video for a while but this one did it

  • @NeuroticChihuahua
    @NeuroticChihuahua 2 роки тому +6

    The amount of cackling I did when you forgot his birthday

  • @logarhythmm
    @logarhythmm 2 роки тому +8

    at least you dont die while you walk this time

  • @TheRealBigYang
    @TheRealBigYang Рік тому +2

    Best line of the video:
    "And once every two times a week...."
    :D

  • @seedlessgreengrapes
    @seedlessgreengrapes 2 роки тому +9

    alex and harvey are the ceos of joja confirmed

  • @kail9036
    @kail9036 2 роки тому +6

    Seanie's material gworl 💅✨ arc

  • @MalaikaESC
    @MalaikaESC 11 місяців тому +1

    20:38 That's Harvey's line too...

  • @wireo
    @wireo 2 роки тому +6

    Its so funny when i realize hes cut some things hes said from the video by reading the chats reactions

  • @sadgurlvibez
    @sadgurlvibez 2 роки тому +2

    The editor notes on Dr Pepper killed me. But also based, Dr Pepper is amazing

  • @avocatto1877
    @avocatto1877 2 роки тому +9

    Just wipe Alex's memory then you can marry him again

  • @facekickr
    @facekickr 2 роки тому +2

    This is the most hilarious commentary I've ever heard to Stardew Valley! 🤣😂🤣

  • @frankisnot1148
    @frankisnot1148 2 роки тому +15

    pausing the video every 10 seconds to read the chat and stop laughing. seanie u better appreciate people in the chat, they're hilarious
    EDIT: wait isnt "i thought we had something special... i guess i was wrong" the line that Emily uses when in one of Shane's heart events they're making a Joja commercial?

  • @dragontears
    @dragontears 7 місяців тому

    I'm two years late to this particular video, just watching through all the various marriages in the background while I work because who knows why, but OMG the dr pepper slander! Thank goodness for the level headed editor! (ginger ale and sprite/seven up, also great, but wooooooow worst take on dp! lolololololololol)

  • @radstegosaurus
    @radstegosaurus 2 роки тому +1

    Stop why was this actually the funniest video I've seen in a long time omg. And the comments making me remember the things that made me keep losing it lol

  • @EmeraldAshesAudio
    @EmeraldAshesAudio 11 місяців тому +1

    "Coke is pretty trash." The true hot take was buried at the end of the rant.

  • @annapolak8707
    @annapolak8707 2 роки тому +8

    I love Dr Pepper. Like how can you even.

  • @_shrizzle
    @_shrizzle 2 роки тому +3

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Thank you Sean!

  • @jessodepresso
    @jessodepresso 3 місяці тому +1

    in the uk grotty is quite a common word. mod was probs made by a brit

  • @zahratahir9213
    @zahratahir9213 2 роки тому +2

    This kristoff guy gives major kouske vibes from "I love yoo"

  • @ArrangedNerd
    @ArrangedNerd Рік тому +1

    Don't drink what you sell, sean.
    You can't expect the CEO of joja to like joja cola

  • @deslawson145
    @deslawson145 10 місяців тому +1

    I think you need to do an apology video for what you said about Dr. Pepper, and Dr. Pepper lovers. Honestly that really hurt. 😢

  • @katt2266
    @katt2266 2 роки тому +2

    Legend says the editor was then fired.

  • @stygian4330
    @stygian4330 2 роки тому +1

    I've found my new favourite youtuber, feelin good

  • @samlikesfrogs
    @samlikesfrogs 2 роки тому +13

    how could you

  • @thatonefrog3198
    @thatonefrog3198 2 роки тому +4

    The only one i'd divorce alex for is the apple of my eye: Krobus

  • @rachelanderson6929
    @rachelanderson6929 2 роки тому +6

    Yeah, but when is his birthday? I wish Kristoff would just tell us

  • @kayleeabrams
    @kayleeabrams 2 роки тому +6

    Can't believe this im screaming and crying rn

  • @sillygooseswift
    @sillygooseswift 2 роки тому +1

    “Do I really want to deviource him?”
    i was so mad i started a new save file and I’m now almost 25 hours in and happily married to Alex.

  • @damien678
    @damien678 2 роки тому +2

    NOT CHAT GOING JOJUSSY 💀

  • @fatboy6513
    @fatboy6513 2 роки тому +5

    Dr. Pepper is the single greatest soda to ever exist

  • @poppy6615
    @poppy6615 2 роки тому

    There’s something so soothing about this video and Idk it’s so funny I’ve watched it like 50 times

  • @gingersnap189
    @gingersnap189 2 роки тому +9

    Happy for you two 🥰🥰🥰

  • @valsfilms9200
    @valsfilms9200 Місяць тому

    The fish tank in your house not being on center KILLS ME