I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the farm is also 'capitalist' lol. Idek what point you were trying to make, do you think that farms don't exist in capitalist countries??????
@@marciegalo You know there's a difference between being A Capitalist and merely participating in a capitalistic system right? Actually nvm you probably don't
Imagine you make a new friend and you tell him every time you see each other when your birthday is. The two of you grow closer over the months and he eventually gives you a bouquet. You are so excited because you have been developing the same feelings for him and you feel the two of you really understand each other because you have been able to open yourself up to him. He cares for you, and he has helped you see there is more to life than working. You could even say he knows you better than anyone. Then he also gives you a present and says "Happy Birthday!"...even though your birthday is the next day.
I am glad that they made Kristoff like the weirdest person on the planet. He always talks about his birthday, sleeps facedown into his pillows and doesn’t like the soda he sells
I hate the thought of divorcing my spouse so much that I would have just started a new save file. I would have a lot of work to go through, but I just can't do it. I love them too much.
ESPECIALLY Alex, that boy has gone through so much and so many people have left him in his life, I just could never do that to him I love him too much 😭
Imagine waking up and being served divorce papers from your one and only... And then them going after the rich CEO of a company that's slowly destroying your homes water bodies with pollution of their products... That's cold Seanie... Real cold...
I didn't know there was a model difference, for Leah's ex. I knew that when you were a girl, her ex is a girl and they're a boy if you're a boy, but I always kind of assumed they just used the long haired model for both
@@sua8638 don't really remember what they said, but it was either something about kel being gender-variable or one of those bots that promotes their sexpages in every single comment on youtube Ok, just checked, it was indeed a pornspamming bot.
Having a marriage with the CEO has the same vibes of back when kings would make their daughters date a prince from other state so they would have a state union
I like the fact that Force feeding the CEO while he is face down in bed is enough for him to reform his life, like sir you did not invite this person into your house. 10/10 best love story
I like how Mr. Billionaire's idea of how to fix his evil corporation that was corrupted by money still involves him leading it and keeping all of his wealth. Like, cool lol
Just giving away the dragon's hoard won't solve anything. It would make things worse, in fact. But you are not entirely wrong... the storyline could have bee a little more philanthropist, knowing what Joja is, at least we could've had an effort towards the ambient and mental wellness of the employee. Of course a corporation can also help medicine, education and food.
im really sleep deprived rn so this might make 0 sense but is it just me or does he look like a mid-stage pokemon and he'll evolve into kurtis connor once he hits level 36
I married Alex after I talked to Haley one time and she told me that Alex wasn't interested in me...just to prove her wrong I went after her man... and he is the best husband EVER!! All around victory!
@@paradoxesandplotholes Alex isn't rude, he is kind of dumb and not being that good in expressing what he thinks. And low friendship Shane is way ruder than Alex is. Actually the rudest npc is Harley, at least Shane doesn't insult your clothes
The CEO of Joja Mart not liking Joja Cola is like big-business tobacco execs not being smokers. Also, Alex was my first spouse in Stardew. Glorious pecs indeed!
A new challenge: Complete the Community Center WITHOUT getting the Mines cutscene which causes Marlon to give you the Rusty Sword. Get creative with solutions aka the Traveling cart or fishing treasure chests for things that require the cutscene. I also recommend the Hill-top Farm for mining.
@@kaydwessie296 it’s one of the generic “StringsFrom…” files. im sure with a bit of searching it could be found and changed with a “When” condition! :)
We went from Seanie Dew questioning his choice of divorcing the love of his life, to fixing the CEO of Joja, only to then discover a Dr Pepper slander.
This just made me realize.. Corporations brought back political marriages in a way. They have large territories that span different borders than countries and many CEOs will probably share their business once married. There have been multiple cases where their kids have married into another business and started a "partnership".
Above the refreshments table at the festival you can see Kel near the top (Leahs ex from her heart events) which is kinda weird that fem kel and male kel are at the same place at the same time
I’m picturing him like Krusty where it’s like “Drink this delicious beverage! *Takes a sip for the cameras* *spits it out as soon as the cameras stop rolling*”
sean you need to try fresca. it’s a citrus soda and it’s really good but nobody has ever heard of it. the only person i know who said it was his favorite was my childhood friend’s elderly dad lmao
Omg it's so nice to see a video of you again haha already missed you! I just really love your humor and your way of telling a story, pls upload more often !🔥
19:42 I was playing Stardew Valley when this part had arrived and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the animal's name was Cleo, since my in-game cat's name is Cleo, named after my irl cat Cleo, which was shortened from Cleopatra. Honestly freaked me out but it's cute to see.
pausing the video every 10 seconds to read the chat and stop laughing. seanie u better appreciate people in the chat, they're hilarious EDIT: wait isnt "i thought we had something special... i guess i was wrong" the line that Emily uses when in one of Shane's heart events they're making a Joja commercial?
I'm two years late to this particular video, just watching through all the various marriages in the background while I work because who knows why, but OMG the dr pepper slander! Thank goodness for the level headed editor! (ginger ale and sprite/seven up, also great, but wooooooow worst take on dp! lolololololololol)
Stop why was this actually the funniest video I've seen in a long time omg. And the comments making me remember the things that made me keep losing it lol
He really said “I can fix him” and actually did it
*People said the same about Shane-* 🐸
@@seal8092Truuuuuuueee
@@seal8092 and i did smh
Shane ftw
@@seal8092 I did then deleted the save file
Alternate TItle: Man tries to gaslight himself into beliving it was a good idea to divorse the love of his life
Just break his heart more-
yea, in the game i married Alex but,I decided I acually wanted to marry Shane but i just restart my game from the ground up
"What's the name of this guy we're supposed to be marrying?" True love here, ladies and gents. 😂
truly a man of pure hearted love
That CEO’s secret dream is to marry a farmer and live out his cottagecore dreams
1.2 k likes,a year ago and no comments?
Lemme fix that!
The farm slowly falling into ruin while Sean is off to marry a capitalist feels like a metaphor
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the farm is also 'capitalist' lol. Idek what point you were trying to make, do you think that farms don't exist in capitalist countries??????
@@marciegalo a metaphor for the plot of the game? you know with joja trying to invade the community and the farmer coming in and changing that? tihi
@@cactuscake1557 it's a bad metaphor
@@marciegalo oh no! I am now very sad, internet person doesn’t like my funky little metaphor!
@@marciegalo You know there's a difference between being A Capitalist and merely participating in a capitalistic system right? Actually nvm you probably don't
Imagine you make a new friend and you tell him every time you see each other when your birthday is. The two of you grow closer over the months and he eventually gives you a bouquet. You are so excited because you have been developing the same feelings for him and you feel the two of you really understand each other because you have been able to open yourself up to him. He cares for you, and he has helped you see there is more to life than working. You could even say he knows you better than anyone. Then he also gives you a present and says "Happy Birthday!"...even though your birthday is the next day.
I am so surprised this comment has no replies, I rotate it around in my brain on a regular basis
*sad Naruto flute intensifies*
Idk what’s worse, breaking Alex’s heart, Kristoff not liking joja cola, or the Dr Pepper slander
Dr. Pepper slander
The slander.
How dare he slander Dr. Pepper
The Dr Peper slander
Dr pepper deserves the slander
I am glad that they made Kristoff like the weirdest person on the planet. He always talks about his birthday, sleeps facedown into his pillows and doesn’t like the soda he sells
Knowing how company's work I wouldn't be surprised if they actually taste bad
I hate the thought of divorcing my spouse so much that I would have just started a new save file. I would have a lot of work to go through, but I just can't do it. I love them too much.
ESPECIALLY Alex, that boy has gone through so much and so many people have left him in his life, I just could never do that to him I love him too much 😭
Mood. I only divorced them in my phone save file to have fun with the other bachelors
Yeah I get way too attached its unhealthy
Same....... Im considering just downloading an multiple spouse mod
"Videogames make violent"
meanwhile: Us starting whole new game runs because the thought of divorcing our spouse in the game makes us devastated
Imagine waking up and being served divorce papers from your one and only... And then them going after the rich CEO of a company that's slowly destroying your homes water bodies with pollution of their products... That's cold Seanie... Real cold...
this video really is a wattpad story
I'd read that fanfic tho
Here is Seanie Dew, fulfilling all of our webcomic dreams of marrying a rich CEO
Nope that is just your dreams
Age matters :3
And looking like Harvey... NO WAIT 😂😂😂😂
True though
I didn't know there was a model difference, for Leah's ex. I knew that when you were a girl, her ex is a girl and they're a boy if you're a boy, but I always kind of assumed they just used the long haired model for both
@SENSI💥 can you explode
@@isaac.mp3 what did they say?
@@sua8638 don't really remember what they said, but it was either something about kel being gender-variable or one of those bots that promotes their sexpages in every single comment on youtube
Ok, just checked, it was indeed a pornspamming bot.
@@isaac.mp3 thx for taking the time to respond to my comment lol
Have an awesome day!
Having a marriage with the CEO has the same vibes of back when kings would make their daughters date a prince from other state so they would have a state union
Queens also used to marry their sons and daughters to gain political influence
I like the fact that Force feeding the CEO while he is face down in bed is enough for him to reform his life, like sir you did not invite this person into your house. 10/10 best love story
I like how Mr. Billionaire's idea of how to fix his evil corporation that was corrupted by money still involves him leading it and keeping all of his wealth. Like, cool lol
Just giving away the dragon's hoard won't solve anything. It would make things worse, in fact.
But you are not entirely wrong... the storyline could have bee a little more philanthropist, knowing what Joja is, at least we could've had an effort towards the ambient and mental wellness of the employee. Of course a corporation can also help medicine, education and food.
He hosted an employee apreciation day though!!! /s
@@dimwarlock I mean you could pay the employees more while asking them to work less. I don't see how that would make things worse.
Man Kristoff really tried to ask him on a date and he was like "grotty? ive never seen anyone use the word grotty :/"
Kristoff took all of his marriage dialogue of other people. I recognized the heating one from Abigail, and he also takes others people’s rooms.
To be fair, he did describe himself as "soulless" in the mod.
"I emerge from the sewer and give my love a gemstone!"
Why is this my mood? Just crawling out of the sewer bearing gifts?
"OOPSIE, I DID A CHEATING"
This video is so iconic
Nooo, my poor Alex, he is such a good husband :'(((
*He is though...* 😔🤚
im really sleep deprived rn so this might make 0 sense but is it just me or does he look like a mid-stage pokemon and he'll evolve into kurtis connor once he hits level 36
no no youre definitely onto something here
You put my thoughts into words
you have a point
Its like if kurtis went down a seperate path in a new save file and became a gaming channel.
OH MY GOD
Maybe he does like Joja Cola, he's just unimpressed that you gave him something he already has a million of.
“Who sleeps like that?!”
*Me currently laying on my stomach with my face in a pillow and eyes looking up at the screen*
I was laying like that to🤣
Shout out to editor for defending the honor of Dr. Pepper
Defend until my death
Seanie is becoming the Joja Heart at Joja Mart
Can I get a Joja cola?
I married Alex after I talked to Haley one time and she told me that Alex wasn't interested in me...just to prove her wrong I went after her man... and he is the best husband EVER!! All around victory!
I'm so glad we fixed him, and that he faced his agoraphobia
That editor has a point and I stan them
I stan you back, Dr. Pepper for life
Me sitting here watching Seanie's video with a nice cold Dr Pepper
I'm glad we all agree here
exactly!
Yes
The worst part of this whole video was the decision to divorce Alex, arguably the best bachelor of Stardew
Exactly, Alex is the best bachelor, he is such a cute dude 😔
IKR?!?! People have ZERO respect for him on Tiktok and the like- it’s honestly so disappointing
YES
he is so sexist though. Shane is a mess but even he isn't as rude.
@@paradoxesandplotholes Alex isn't rude, he is kind of dumb and not being that good in expressing what he thinks. And low friendship Shane is way ruder than Alex is. Actually the rudest npc is Harley, at least Shane doesn't insult your clothes
Seanie: *having an important moment* Chat: JOJUSSY
The editor is is awesome and fun! Sean is pretty great too.
The CEO of Joja Mart not liking Joja Cola is like big-business tobacco execs not being smokers.
Also, Alex was my first spouse in Stardew. Glorious pecs indeed!
"that's what I love about my new future husband, he's always teaching me new words" I love this video lmfao
You divorcing Alex broke me I could never divorce him even for Joja money 😭😭😭
I love the editor calling Seanie trash 😂. He just likes Citrusy sodas.
But I love Dr Pepper. Mmmmm DOCTA PEPPAH
you did NOT just twerk in front of alex after getting remarried. OH MY GOD
A new challenge: Complete the Community Center WITHOUT getting the Mines cutscene which causes Marlon to give you the Rusty Sword. Get creative with solutions aka the Traveling cart or fishing treasure chests for things that require the cutscene. I also recommend the Hill-top Farm for mining.
"WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE FARM ALL OF A SUDDEN!?"
Because that's un-changeable generic dialogue. Believe me I make dialogue mods
actually it is changeable, technically! just not bothered about doing it
@@DowntownZuzu Super valid. I haven't found where to change it yet though
@@kaydwessie296 it’s one of the generic “StringsFrom…” files. im sure with a bit of searching it could be found and changed with a “When” condition! :)
power move of the century is screaming your birthdate into people's ears for 11.5 months and then acting like you don't care when it is your birthday
0:35 You know the CEO of Pepsi said he’d never let his own kids drink Pepsi lol
tbh, your editor is right, seanie :p
dr pepper is elite
also, nice video ;)
the fact that he actually looks pretty attractive to me hurts
We went from Seanie Dew questioning his choice of divorcing the love of his life, to fixing the CEO of Joja, only to then discover a Dr Pepper slander.
begging Alex to take him back 😢
This just made me realize.. Corporations brought back political marriages in a way. They have large territories that span different borders than countries and many CEOs will probably share their business once married. There have been multiple cases where their kids have married into another business and started a "partnership".
shitty memory problems: getting startled every time seanie said the name alex
Yo! Harvz did a great job on this mod! Awesome to watch!
Above the refreshments table at the festival you can see Kel near the top (Leahs ex from her heart events) which is kinda weird that fem kel and male kel are at the same place at the same time
I’m picturing him like Krusty where it’s like “Drink this delicious beverage! *Takes a sip for the cameras* *spits it out as soon as the cameras stop rolling*”
"Next week on Sex and The Zuzu City"
I was on board until I saw how he sleeps. Run, Seanie. Run fast, run far
sugar daddy kristoff
Damn, I didn't expect to be called out for sleeping on my stomach today
Watching this video is a bit Heart breaking because it‘s just Seanie crying about losing the love of his life 😭
Poor Alex. He looked so sad.
“and destroy joja from inside out”
💀
The Dr. Pepper diss is SO BAD, literally my favorite soda and I will die on this hill
I love how sean said only a fool would forget his b-day and then..
OH MY GOD IM SORRY BUT-
As soon as I saw your face on the screen I immediately thought “Harvey”
sean you need to try fresca. it’s a citrus soda and it’s really good but nobody has ever heard of it. the only person i know who said it was his favorite was my childhood friend’s elderly dad lmao
i have like a vague memory of something called fresca and im not sure where its coming from lmao
@@jordynensor2081 do you or a friend have an elderly dad? 😅
In México it's a really common soda, I don't like it that much but it's ok, everyone knows it. :0
"When I'm his little sugar baby . . . Or cola baby."
Omg it's so nice to see a video of you again haha already missed you! I just really love your humor and your way of telling a story, pls upload more often !🔥
You should’ve downloaded the multiple spouses mod
11:57 chat: "Sandy is hot."
Yes she is.
Much love to the editors high class opinions on taste 👌
19:42 I was playing Stardew Valley when this part had arrived and I almost had a heart attack when I saw the animal's name was Cleo, since my in-game cat's name is Cleo, named after my irl cat Cleo, which was shortened from Cleopatra. Honestly freaked me out but it's cute to see.
if somebody told me to stop trying to get Abigail to love me, I would be mad, this game has changed me
I haven’t laughed consistently through a video for a while but this one did it
The amount of cackling I did when you forgot his birthday
at least you dont die while you walk this time
Best line of the video:
"And once every two times a week...."
:D
alex and harvey are the ceos of joja confirmed
Seanie's material gworl 💅✨ arc
20:38 That's Harvey's line too...
Its so funny when i realize hes cut some things hes said from the video by reading the chats reactions
The editor notes on Dr Pepper killed me. But also based, Dr Pepper is amazing
Just wipe Alex's memory then you can marry him again
This is the most hilarious commentary I've ever heard to Stardew Valley! 🤣😂🤣
pausing the video every 10 seconds to read the chat and stop laughing. seanie u better appreciate people in the chat, they're hilarious
EDIT: wait isnt "i thought we had something special... i guess i was wrong" the line that Emily uses when in one of Shane's heart events they're making a Joja commercial?
I'm two years late to this particular video, just watching through all the various marriages in the background while I work because who knows why, but OMG the dr pepper slander! Thank goodness for the level headed editor! (ginger ale and sprite/seven up, also great, but wooooooow worst take on dp! lolololololololol)
Stop why was this actually the funniest video I've seen in a long time omg. And the comments making me remember the things that made me keep losing it lol
"Coke is pretty trash." The true hot take was buried at the end of the rant.
I love Dr Pepper. Like how can you even.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Thank you Sean!
in the uk grotty is quite a common word. mod was probs made by a brit
This kristoff guy gives major kouske vibes from "I love yoo"
Don't drink what you sell, sean.
You can't expect the CEO of joja to like joja cola
I think you need to do an apology video for what you said about Dr. Pepper, and Dr. Pepper lovers. Honestly that really hurt. 😢
Legend says the editor was then fired.
I've found my new favourite youtuber, feelin good
how could you
The only one i'd divorce alex for is the apple of my eye: Krobus
Yeah, but when is his birthday? I wish Kristoff would just tell us
Can't believe this im screaming and crying rn
“Do I really want to deviource him?”
i was so mad i started a new save file and I’m now almost 25 hours in and happily married to Alex.
NOT CHAT GOING JOJUSSY 💀
Dr. Pepper is the single greatest soda to ever exist
There’s something so soothing about this video and Idk it’s so funny I’ve watched it like 50 times
Happy for you two 🥰🥰🥰
The fish tank in your house not being on center KILLS ME