ASMR haircut and shave

[@nibby888]

15:41 what OJ Simpson’s attorneys said to him during the trial

[@jonathansnyder2285]

nibby underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@wpplus442]

Well advanced comment there bud

[@robwoodburn8871]

God comment

[@jonathansnyder2285]

@@robwoodburn8871 god username

[@robwoodburn8871]

Jonathan Snyder cheers m9

[@5166y]

RaffyTaphy: *consistently uploading*
Everyone: *the pattern has been broken*

[@forpride1373]

ʎqqıs time to reset the pattern

[@asmraxel9060]

My brain has been broken🤯🤯

[@FloHilux69]

Best comment I've seen in a while

[@emregurbuz1513]

Impossible 👀

[@Mousyy]

@@forpride1373 hopefully he makes a new pattern of doing consistant videos, Id love that one

[@andrei5512]

23:49 My grandma seeing I have eaten all the food she prepared for me

[@prodbykaji]

Deeyu Andrey i came for this comment section lmfao

[@marrowyoutube]

@@prodbykaji ew

[@vintageitems9847]

My grandma just judges me on what I eat....
I'm sad a lot

[@therealunslimshady471]

amazing

[@christiancanales3472]

Me too

[@n8than26]

Teacher : *Point at me* You, What's Switzerland citizens called?
Me : *Confused* Ummmm....
My homie behind me : 13:41

[@sleepywatermelon4583]

When your trying to make “ocean sounds” 😂

[@alexraymann2255]

Bro u Swiss 😂

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

homie with a lisp

[@yuridebol9247]

thiss funny

[@pinki3715]

Put 2x speed and listen from 11:44 to 12:06 .
Flashbacks from Vietnam

[@TheSpiritofHardstyle]

HAHA so genius 😂😂

[@monicavillaflo]

Frick :(

[@pinki3715]

@@monicavillaflo nani

[@francoeucalitto8161]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@jakelozoya2479]

bruh im 💀

[@d4w7d]

29:47 when you fix the internet for ur grandparents and they start praising you

[@broly1724]

d4w 😂😂😂😂

[@mewrrium6301]

I think everyone with a grandparent can relate to this comment lmao-

[@joenuts420]

Amazing

[@miktakken1172]

😂😂

[@YurrritsPablo]

d4w my whole family thanks me when I fix the internet
I just reset the box 😂

[@aksnowman4455]

15:01
When you're having a mental break down but you're trying to stay positive

[@peterstoyanov791]

lmao nice one

[@outlawoku6212]

Ha ha ha thanks for the lols

[@erikbinsler2772]

😂

[@octopusasmr4657]

True

[@ohyeahyeah3601]

AkSnow Man when I saw this it had 420 likes...so instead of ruining it for you, I decided to just tell you that I like this comment🙂

[@wim2863]

35:34 me checking if my music isn’t leaking from my phone for the 5th time

[@murphthegangster]

Can relate

[@bellac3630]

I can also relate

[@jukenox]

Omg i would do this constantly cuz I used to be so insecure about the music I listen to for some reason and literally every 5 seconds would do that to make sure no one hears my music on the bus.

[@josephmclaughlin5688]

I figured gundam was too old fashioned for that sort of technology.

[@elenifoteinopoulou7405]

Music or 🟧⬛

[@MrSupersebi10]

When you hear a noise outside your room, but you're home alone
19:16

[@scepticflaw3527]

Bo Jensen 😂😂

[@octopusasmr4657]

That can’t be good 😂

[@work.4134]

Eh probably just my cats being retars

[@maxstechler6203]

DAMMMMMN xD

[@EyeTea]

Ryan: But what if you don’t have cats?

[@chr1stian.g]

28:00 a failed attempt at the Super Mario theme song.

[@jack-v]

Omg I wonder

[@robin4920]

@@jack-v full

[@DavrK]

Nah it doesn't even sound like it, the tempo is completely off

[@chr1stian.g]

Dav damn you haven’t played Mario then

[@jptrady1997]

Dav u good?

[@shy-vonriles42]

“Where I shave is none of ur business “
Ooo raffy get ‘em🔥🔥

[@r011ing_thunder6]

I need this type of support in my life

[@kuamez]

Anyone else read ooo as oof?

[@kuamez]

Emma Raejean it’s a new month I get it. 😘

[@aldi7742]

Bear0936 dead meme

[@poopacoop5661]

Raffy Taffy shaves his laffy taffy

[@thekrakenskrak4253]

4:37 Mom when you bring up a valid point

[@tgzzz1]

"Stop it doesn't matter" u seemed real confident it did matter a minute ago

[@cltnthecultist]

“Where I shave is none of your business, quite frankly.” I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard at an ASMR video

[@randompenguiness4616]

Raffy uses razors to shave his... his leg hair. Yep, his leg hair. Definitely not something else.

[@tayojb]

Watch Angelica she is the funniest asmr you tuber

[@shiinway]

Karuna is also very funny

[@freddieevans6378]

Huh

[@poopacoop5661]

Raffy Taffy shaves his laffy taffy

[@richiec3926]

21:49 "don't feel alarmed, this is a professional tool" *pulls out Satan's toenail clipper*

[@curlyjohnny8557]

😂this shit made me die underrated comment forsho

[@scepticflaw3527]

omg i’m dead😂😂😂😂😂underrated comment right here

[@domwithablixk683]

So true I’m doneeee😂

[@connorreeve34]

Pahaaaaaaaa this made my evening 😂😂😂😂😭

[@ZEROEXEXE]

Welp I can't breathe and theres soda all over the floor 😂😂

[@HugoLaStrange]

This is genuinely the funniest comment section I've ever seen.

[@yurgs9084]

Hugo you’ve never been to an edp445 and joeysworldtour comment section then.

[@marshallbowdrie8562]

@@yurgs9084 who?

[@matthew-fj8sy]

Hugo true

[@Pallineon]

agreed

[@luhtwizzygeek]

Ik same

[@dean988]

21:04 my car hitting mysterious “speed bumps” when im driving through a school zone

[@ArZer]

Cursed

[@MuhaOGforreal]

Mom

[@arthritis5357]

Oh shi-

[@BigCobra191]

I do this entering a adoption center. Weird thing is after i left there was a news about 50 kids that died in that adoption center. Good thing i came in with a car but hit like 50 speed bumps aswell

[@K9_1.0]

@@BigCobra191 ffs u should've turned around to go over more "speed bumps"

[@lewispotter3938]

Anyone else came here to try and fall asleep and spent an hour reading comments?

[@yuraek]

Meeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeee

[@blakebloomer687]

The video only goes for 40 minutes

[@waded8815]

u r right

[@liquidtags]

Just now high af was a good time

[@deathhill4781]

Lewis Potter me 😂😂😂😂

[@samdelatorre96]

People: why does Raffy never upload?
Raffy: its none of your business quite frankly.

[@d3l3tes00n]

I need a shirt

[@gringerandom5872]

Hey woah is he starting to become a boggie2988? Haha I don't know if you will understand this joke.

[@tiivitaavi8279]

Hold My Beer

[@karlee524]

GringeRandom LMAOO

[@deej7090]

#RoastedFromRaffy

[@klayer9990]

Raffy trying to chop our head off in the thumbnail for maximum relaxation

[@saturatedsunlight]

Klay Er lmao i actually laughed out loud at this

[@SAVH7O]

Anything for the full tingle experience

[@ddemiana]

Hahahahaha love this comment, good one

[@asmraxel9060]

Snippety snap the right ear
Snippety snap the left ear😂

[@gall9had]

I wish this was top instead

[@puar07]

1:41 wonder what tomorrow's channel is gonna be

[@thekrakenskrak4253]

Oh my god it’s nugget

[@MrBright2026]

Yes it's nugget from kindergarten!!!

[@sammysammy238]

Stop digging massive holes plz

[@Jaketheaxman]

XD

[@slay4481]

Give me a nugget

[@swoog10]

13:40 When you're telling your friends about that time you made nine 3-pointers in a row

[@TheTozotube]

Goddamn okay this one killed me. Theres so many good comments on this video. LOL

[@wyatt1497]

I can appreciate the fact that you counted the exact number of times he said swish

[@TheTozotube]

This man changed the comment, it was funnier before 😔

[@gigejos9076]

TheTozotube what was it at the beginning

[@BruhMoment_12]

@@gigejos9076 theory says that he has been waiting for him to reply

[@benmayhew2914]

8:08 when u fart at the family reunion thinking its gonna be a quiet one.

[@AngelRedond0]

Bright Bear126 😂

[@lauratetrault1835]

Crying right now! 🤣

[@prodbykaji]

Bright Bear126 lmao this one made me laugh too

[@liammchugh5932]

Underrated comment fr 😂😂

[@travispickle161]

😂😂

[@NightWhispererASMR]

When the customer is pissed and he asks for the manager
You: spins around in a circle .. 10:39

[@sunburntsilverado7665]

Bearded Whisperer ASMR underrated!!

[@xvapiix1499]

100th like leggoooo

[@sleepywatermelon4583]

- Spins in a circle then disappears -
Karen : Where’s the manager!?!
Employees: she was the manager…
- surprised pikachu face -

[@creejy1776]

Such an underrated comment

[@bean_eater1209]

19:16 Chernobyl reactor engineers when the walls start glowing

[@gazmask1668]

xD famous last words

[@ozgunozturk6729]

F***in hell man😂😂😂😂

[@user-FYgXBx9WqbvpIH3zNQ2Z]

“that can’t be good”

[@amakerii]

dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dominicgalvez2203]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He shave his sacc

[@oscartomlinson11]

He shave his sacc*

[@dominicgalvez2203]

@@oscartomlinson11 k i fixed it😂

[@darraghmulhall5415]

bacc, sacc and cracc

[@SMT_Pnut]

Darragh Mulhall and pacc

[@colivyagger1293]

Hahaha

[@liljeff4788]

31:29 when your barber starts cutting too short.

[@eq55]

There's no such thing as too short, I'm bald btw

[@I.do.like.pina.coladas]

FDX bruh my barber went so overboard I had a fight with my mom over it today 🙃

[@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg]

my dad is bald. I am bald. you're bald. your parents are bald. dont discriminate. bald lives matter.

[@tylermiller2328]

22:03 when the doctor proceeded to "snip the tip" when I was born

[@kaem8586]

Tyler Miller UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@Jesushchrist401]

Snipping the foreski- OH NO

[@omaracosta1185]

What the fuck...

[@treal6ix9ine91]

I’m English but I still get it

[@bigboi5503]

My doctor used a wick cutter. I was circumcised when I converted to Judaism when I was twenty six.

[@mardanxokrat5674]

0:26 In my mind when my dad asks me if I did my homework

[@kenhanma5623]

😂😂😂

[@elaw13]

You tell him about a DSC sponsorship?

[@noobmaster-yj9iw]

People: how do you fall asleep?
Me: It's none of your business, quite frankly.
Thanks for your likes guys, see you to the next video :")

[@SAVH7O]

Also me: *sweats nervously*

[@codyj2167]

10/10 comment

We have new meme now, quite frankly.

[@wonhoe1926]

Sam smith**

[@arbutuswatcher]

My grandmother had her own 'pat' phrase.... "Why would you ask a question like that?" It usually made the offending party regret they even asked her a question, followed by a quick change in subject. I think she had a particular look or gaze, to go along with it, that was equally intimidating.
Got to love our grandparents. The art of intimidation.

[@mr.youtube2047]

I just realized that Raffy has a job, so he *really does* do these videos for fun, which is why he has a 37 minute video with no ads
*NO ADS*
*EVERYBODY THANK RAFFY FOR NOT PUTTING MIDROLES*

[@SaddamHussein-qg9yj]

I don’t get why he doesn’t do UA-cam full time. His videos are quite popular

[@BobbyGotBands]

He does have ads...

[@andrewsalibi1550]

No ads but with sponsors, if it's just for fun I guess he should go all way in
I still enjoy his videos don't get me wrong, but there is some money in the story I guess

[@submission8487]

Mr. UA-cam he does have ads lmao

[@ibleedgiantsblue6752]

Mr. UA-cam he has a ad like 5 mins in lmao

[@zachzimmerman6107]

35:34 When you thought you heard your mom call you

[@exquisite4009]

Zach Zimmerman fr underrated comment

[@versacegang4140]

I'm an adult, can't relate

[@floop7624]

@@versacegang4140 aight

[@liebe8530]

@@versacegang4140 ok

[@Sin-kp1uy]

Its too true

[@yaboi2793]

9:01 when she asks if you’ve ever done ‘it’ before

[@caraem124]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT, I GENUINELY LOVE YOU

[@Nightmare98650]

😂😂😂

[@user-FYgXBx9WqbvpIH3zNQ2Z]

By far this is the best comment I’ve seen

[@redacted9345]

I love how there's coom everywhere when he's saying this

[@droctowiz5968]

"netflix and chill season" that's a kinky raffy we got there 😂

[@TTURBOVOLVO]

Dont forget the first thing he said in this video.

[@droctowiz5968]

@@TTURBOVOLVO ofc but every other comment is about it ^^

[@s_all1648]

Octopuss that’s... that’s not what kinky means

[@brandyjones0827]

Sam Halligan exactly what I was gonna say lol

[@s_all1648]

Brandy Jones we have a very innocent mind here let’s not talk of it

[@icarus7211]

"where i shave is none of your business , quite frankly" , im f*cking done bro xD
The King is back!

[@kathanmiller7228]

10:42 deadbeat dads when their son makes the NBA

[@Howzer1776]

Kathan Miller lol

[@inu7262]

Don't get the joke

[@veinyrox]

@@inu7262 ok.

[@-uurty]

Zoan Mystical ok.

[@inu7262]

@@veinyrox will you explain to me

[@johnelmore1070]

13:55 Raffy: “your all shaved up”.
* immediately recognizes that’s not a saying

[@Jeff-lf5nk]

Love it

[@TheMemeBorrower.]

Jeff

[@Dogfrey]

@@TheMemeBorrower. Henry

[@niggaplease2157]

@@Dogfrey Jerry

[@7GSC251]

@@niggaplease2157 rope

[@foreverrrM]

31:27 me trying to sleep and my dogs barking thinking there’s somone at the door at 3 am

[@Bdc1312]

Ur messing my haircut dudeee

[@liamd4743]

“ you do need a shave “
Me “ I am 15 I have two hairs on my chin “
2 years on and I still have 2 hairs on my chin

[@steeezyq3973]

Sucks to be you... I’m 18 with 4 hairs on my chin 😎

[@desimz267]

Liamd474 lol I’m 17 and can’t grow a beard for shit either

[@jayfeliuai9355]

I’m 15 and I have like 9😎😤

[@iTzDeyo]

@Austin King do you actually remember your nuts dropping? I dont remember a time when they weren't just hanging out down there tbh.

[@benj.pit2449]

Frxgzz Tf are you bald?

[@alexlennerton9011]

31:38 when you brake something in your parents house

[@ush7184]

this is way too underrated

[@Howzer1776]

Break*

[@thevanster8084]

Bruhh

[@johnbacterjohnbexter7922]

amazing

[@nathanperry3405]

Bruh why you driving in your parent's house.

[@evancapecchi6721]

3:54 when she asks why it only took you 30 seconds

[@bigboss4178]

rofl

[@peeboi2346]

@@bigboss4178 buddy this isn’t discord

[@odessawales]

Why did I understand this

[@heypca9018]

@@bigboss4178 did you just say rofl

[@prodbykaji]

35:34 when you hear a noise at night while listening to music but you’re home alone

[@bxcon_p1ckl342]

Prod. Kaji 19:16

[@heisenbergheisenberg964]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kjell-bq5lg]

Prod. Kaji underrated comment

[@ye5011]

Your avatar

[@성이름-t5r5p]

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@kaspercoorevits8088]

29:45 when you open the first page of your exam

[@onpoint1x141]

😂😂😂

[@bxdhtps]

😂 smart

[@hamiltonlong5917]

Lmfao

[@doomguy9810]

oamL

[@sleepywatermelon4583]

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[@Chrishum]

When you eating at a Chinese restaurant and hear this from the back: 31:26

[@ethanjamenson5595]

😳

[@exquisitebacon706]

wdym this happens all the time at my chinese restaraunt

[@dudemuffin4806]

not all Chinese eat dogs but it's still a funny comment

[@juanes8345]

Jajajjaajjjaaja

[@juanes8345]

JAJAJAJAJ

[@Jack_ASMR]

Me: “yeah i just want a little bit off the top”
Barber: “oh yeah for sure”
*pulls out full blown hedge clippers*

[@lilleorubs3566]

Jack ASMR hey! He said he was professional

[@JHopReloadedGoAnimate]

LMAO

[@anthonygroon835]

Jack ASMR lolol

[@fwbarlow1611]

10:38 my dad when I'm born

[@snikydzn4381]

but the video ends there

[@ovutpteeee1600]

I'm dead

[@naufalazaidi8612]

Im dead holy 😂

[@elias3018]

lolololol

[@jovanclimaco2699]

@@ovutpteeee1600 ma
Ba
Rr tiw

[@yourdad6122]

Everyone after this haircut:
👨🏻‍🦲

[@moxq2to]

How my haircut was done is none of your business, quite frankly

[@akki_otaku650]

@@moxq2to lol

[@RichHobo]

I get a head?

[@takarlor12]

I become human?

[@idk-lm5yw]

I went to mars?

[@baldksi620]

19:16
When you hear demonic screeching coming from your basement at 3 am

[@Fshdgsgahdh]

Baldski

[@ambergarvie8333]

*Proceeds to spray holy water*

[@L1quidGold]

Thank you oh wise bald ksi

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

I’m 3 parallel universes ahead of you
I am the demon

[@chrissharpe96]

This is the best one yet.

[@kelperez6956]

19:16 when you see the quiet kid reaching for his bag after he got hit by a paper airplane

[@santeaz7259]

i died

[@IchIchiNaru]

That’s why you always gotta be nice. So if it happens you good. Gonna be a Joker moment and you gonna be the one let out the door.

[@kelperez6956]

@@IchIchiNaru hell yeah I'm nice to every single one of the weird kids in school 🚫💣💥

[@Bardku]

Yo I'm dead lmao

[@JordanPlays01]

21:04 2x speed "what actually happened after he pulled something out of the bag

[@tusk0613]

6:10 he knows how I like my women

[@ExDee419]

i like when women are shaving cream too

[@stannky649]

lmao

[@asumi7811]

thought he was gonna say cooked

[@sitriresurrection]

@@asumi7811 😳

[@8wpj]

That’s how I like my women

[@beatsbyilydrew]

When your teacher assigns groups and your in one with your crush 6:49

[@creepernick0385]

This comment is so underated. This made me laugh do hard

[@coletrent8921]

Lmao

[@charlieh3510]

oh my god ahahaha

[@ber62]

ARKTIC nice one😂

[@valrik16]

Im deaded

[@gabreal.lee2006]

10:38 The Murray Franklin show when the Joker Shot Murray

[@KenKaneki-gy7cy]

Finally someone who likes the joker movie as much as i do

[@embum2133]

Thanos when he snapped his fingers but the gauntlet didn’t work 19:34

[@thesnaker8033]

lmao

[@_danvasco]

Iam inevitable

[@buntarts4731]

@@_danvasco Iam gay

[@prodbybiakkjjkk]

@@_danvasco
im iron man

[@Davemsy]

@@prodbybiakkjjkk
Im Some Guy

[@SilkMMHA]

Kim Kardashian’s photographer: 25:54

[@Nightmare98650]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@kgaugelomagoro124]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@santosofficial3223]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaeiscracked7081]

😂

[@daenethbruiners5949]

☠️

[@whyareyoureadingmyname5854]

"Where i shave is none of your business, quite frankly."

[@Vanessa-ck4wi]

Nice nick. It reminds me of something 😳

[@ilikecheeserds]

Vanessa 98 🤤

[@badreny]

😏

[@britifiedaviation]

😂

[@marcusrosendal7414]

🥴

[@fishrow]

I just love how everyone is commenting random time stamps with randomly hilarious captions

[@sleepywatermelon4583]

6:48 when it’s 100° degrees outside in South America but feels like 80°

[@TbagTTVnoobs315]

Ikr its amazing i love it!!

[@judeh7207]

300th like

[@XGh0sT77]

3:49 when you don’t love how everyone is commenting random time stamps with randomly hilarious captions

[@AlfonsoHeffley]

Your new here aren’t you

[@irgendeintyp1738]

Can we appreciate the fact that Raffy only puts ads at the beginning of his videos?
We don't deserve this legend 😂

[@JimBobe]

If u think about it, its kinda the worst place to put an ad...

[@JimBobe]

Oh nvm u said beginning lol. I thought u said end

[@hn6498]

@@JimBobe u couldve just deleted ur comment instead of writing more js

[@finnhansbro5174]

@gabriel raspatelly well on youtube you can delete and edit comments so life lessons don't quite count

[@hn6498]

@gabriel raspatelly wtf ur really getting sleepy where did that come from both scenarios are unrelated 😂😂

[@logarithm14]

us: when’s your next video coming?
raffy: it’s none of your business, quite frankly

[@r011ing_thunder6]

GF: when will you OOF me raffy darling
"It's none of your business quite frankly"

[@granddegree3]

31:20 trying to remember why you came in the room

[@Nightmare98650]

Omfg I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hamiltonlong5917]

LMFAO

[@granddegree3]

thanks for all the likes i really appreciate it

[@100wangyirenbiased2]

😂😂😂

[@mbts-_-gacha9535]

:<
:o
:

[@shannonneedham986]

When I haven’t done any of my chores and I hear the garage door open: 19:16

[@HM-gu3hc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@xmus-jaxon-flaxon-waxon8045]

It’s been 3 years since RaffyTaphy has given me an e-haircut

[@juhos30000]

Your hair must be pretty long...?

[@marcusrosendal7414]

juhos3000: im sure dwight is able to cut his hair

[@KryLovesToast]

did you also notice the similar dialogue before he started the haircut?

[@xmus-jaxon-flaxon-waxon8045]

Krytonicstudios I sure did, brought back good memories

[@xGxLxKx]

Loved scrolling through the comments and watching their time stamps.

[@corywatland3417]

Same

[@GipzandChipz]

Me: “I need a haircut, Raffy”
Raffy: *let me just get out me lawn mower*

[@haleyrainosek9206]

Gipz he said 👨‍🦲

[@GrandissimoVerdone]

Squeek

[@kierancameron467]

i read this in mr.krabs voice

[@Forumington]

sounds about right

[@thatcher8064]

Gipz he’s not a fuckin pirate

[@radiateurfou185]

12:53 My mom when i was 6 and asked her how's my drawing

[@spenceroni1738]

That was clever

[@acjayc]

We were all lied to when we were kids.

[@valrik16]

29:45 When people ask, how's life.
For those who liked and commented, thank you. You guys are awesome😁😂

[@andreacerlini2750]

This is perfecr

[@kmiren47]

YAHHHH!!!🤣

[@aleksssss]

"Yeah.. I fixed it"😂😂

[@markassbrownie]

*YAH IT’S FINE, I FIXED IT*

[@dean8793]

valrik16 😂😂😩

[@DCardee]

10:38 when your girlfriend gets pregnant

[@TheOverpowered1]

Lmaooo

[@mattchandler1724]

Nooooo😂

[@afterstory791]

XD

[@VICBATMANSOLO]

I have never laughed harder at 3 AM 😂😂

[@emmablom4058]

bruh I'm dead lmaooo💀💀

[@noahbinette5628]

8:14: When you're home alone.

[@DylanMathews-w7y]

Noah Binette underrated 😭

[@Fusionmrb]

LMFAO I did this 2 days ago

[@DylanMathews-w7y]

Matt Bellomo LMFAOO

[@Fusionmrb]

@@DylanMathews-w7y it was a mess and immediately regretted it, but its prob gonna happen again

[@karmiccrotal3480]

Dudes on December 1st

[@Squelch-ii5ed]

1:43 "thank you dollar shave club for supporting todays channel" so apparently raffy makes a new channel every day

[@higaddrip2583]

Me: trying to relax
UA-cam Premium advert: *wooooOoOoOAh-Oh-OoOoH-Oh-OOOOOH-OoOo-OOH*

[@sakaiscosplay]

2000 subs with one video? I heard that-

[@sandwich3075]

Why can I hear this comment-

[@dylanforehand5782]

Sound on

[@lorenamcd7572]

i feel this

[@PhantomCatcus]

Literally

[@merrillc2194]

mario theme
19:27
then immediately play
19:33

[@abibasodidos6551]

I love you thank you.

[@Silentdread5]

Oh WoW

[@Silentdread5]

WoW
☝️ that's a face

[@Xanity]

So underrated

[@emilyyang2050]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS HFGJJFV THIS IS ICONIC

[@jackarmstrong8574]

7:13
Bob the Builder:

[@Lifestyle-db6yy]

Jack Armstrong bro my childhood most of the people I know don’t know one thing about this man

[@MauFangs]

Fix it Felix!

[@l_lx4283]

OR THE DUDE FROM HOLES I FORGET HIS NAME OMGGG

[@tonightsbigloser9975]

Hate when that happens

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

Nice one

[@balintszegedi2418]

8:43 when I maxed out my dad’s credit card on video games

[@SuzukiSEnjoyer]

not me...

[@costlertrack4816]

11:04 I actually thought he would add a cool sound effects but sike "shooop" shooop" siiiick XD

[@josephs.5067]

Because he does it a lot

[@DdeeT]

Airpod users whenever someone broke tries to speak to them
35:33

[@dreadboi11]

Ɖdee T lol

[@agatorsasmr9063]

Dedd😂😂😂😂

[@emmym3627]

Ɖdee T 😂

[@IT-28]

Powerbeats Pro, LV ear buds and countless other headphones cost way more than those shitty AirPods 🤔🤦‍♂️

[@zyuh4195]

Factss

[@jhl1858]

«netflix and chill season is upon us, we gotta stay smooth as heck»
lol I respect that

[@HugoLaStrange]

and i heard we gotta get smooth sex 😂😂

[@holodolphin3728]

I heard smooth as eggs 😂

[@Over-nl7hc]

Lmao smooth sex Should be dollar shave clubs motto

[@MistrDerp]

@@holodolphin3728 yeah that is what he says. I think it's an old Dave Chapelle reference 😊

[@devilishtee3117]

Wig snatched ngl I thought he said smooth sex

[@TipsyBear]

When your parents are gone for more than 15 min as a 7y/o: 19:16

[@ZacharyAbellaHTX]

10:45 when you're actually dead inside but your therapist asks if everything's okay

[@tylersplumbing]

Zachary Abella there’s a hotline don’t be hesitant to use it. It helps

[@elmicky7033]

XD

[@diggestbik3238]

@@tylersplumbing bruh

[@DamianVega00]

T Fade no

[@DamianVega00]

Dr. Gullible yes

[@harrytardato8987]

6:20 How to face up to your mom catching you w4nking

[@benmorton3371]

Wtf😂😂😂

[@dabest7239]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@AniketKapse]

Rofl. Laughed so much at this, my sleepiness is gone.

[@AniketKapse]

Raffy is even shaking the can vigorously.

[@DrawLeg-AR]

HAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@lolthatscool944]

The doctor right before my prostate exam 9:59

[@jerrythekillerclown4021]

Lol That’s cool
Lmfao

[@Nightmare98650]

😂 😂

[@Bubzx]

21:51 when we go to my room and she's sees my legos

[@imaginationsquare]

If you're a real Lego fan you don't say ''legos''

[@Willy_Wanka]

Dollar shave club lol raffy that’s iro-
*realizes he’s already responded*

[@7Iost]

Omg Alexei 😭

[@Willy_Wanka]

x lifck don’t worry comrade :)

[@matt-pd1do]

You were my favourite

[@matt-pd1do]

In the show

[@CainGD]

@@Willy_Wanka we will always remeber you with your wrong flavor drink 😭

[@jacobb33]

Thanos when he got all the Infinity Stones: 25:20

[@tytle1222]

Brooo xD i saw that comment 4 secs before 25:20. You got me

[@LilXaee]

💀

[@Brad-tv3vs]

madtown22 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Akeldama66]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@waelo246]

Then realized that iron man has them

[@karti9117]

13:42 my brain during physics class.

[@doughboy2501]

Kartii bro I got that class right after lunch and deadass I fall asleep everyday. Teacher couldn’t care less.

[@JoJo_727]

Okayyy, we hitting those threes

[@pdavide05]

19:16
When I hear a Minecraft cave sound coming from my basement:

[@gabrielebianchi5286]

Me: * watch myself at mirror after seeing this video *
Me with no more hairs: wait a second...

[@gabrielebianchi5286]

@Kisra David 👌🏻

[@geckomangamin5316]

Is this a cancer joke? If so
You're amazing

[@gabrielebianchi5286]

@@geckomangamin5316 AHAHAHAHAH probably

[@pernilleHansen681]

gabriele bianchi isn’t your profile pic a mask from legend of Zelda? Major’s mask or something? 😅

[@kilIstation]

Too many disorders in this single thread, I’m out of here!

[@phatphobic]

“9:01 relax I’m a professional”
*42 seconds later*
“9:43 I think I got some shaving cream in my beard”

[@dmmy126]

" profession professional professional"

[@No-Pressure-Only-Results]

AFTER ...
I know im professional
....So
!Ts 0k iTz OK 0k oKkk

[@phatphobic]

lmaoxdOKwooo lol

[@phatphobic]

DuhSpyder lmao

[@america-usa-9462]

ExoIsToxic lmao 🤣

[@howzitpalala9954]

2:59 When people congratulate the mom for the baby but forget about the dad

[@kiki0880]

bruh

[@jamesstudley1166]

Mom: How do you expect to talk to all of your friends during quarantine?
Me: 17:17

[@300plaster]

Nice

[@amakerii]

oh this one’s good🤣

[@shinhann8241]

this one is perfect

[@Oneohtrix]

when you are buying a gaming pc on bestbuy and you ask the employee if he knows whats he is doing
22:40

[@alikayadelen6081]

good one

[@makeupbyamandaoloughlin9254]

Ha

[@itsexpla]

ps: don’t buy one. they are bad.

[@TheSerenoShow]

Me: Goes in for a hair cut
Barber: *Pulls out hedge trimmers*

[@tgzzz1]

*Pulls out weed wacker*

[@mistywhiten1816]

those are really tin cutters

[@Nightmare98650]

😂

[@Matty9003]

15:38 when she tryna trap you but you aint no fool.

[@ceti8277]

i almost got caught lackin😣

[@Frnocapyuh]

Kitty cats I saw one today🐈

[@rickiewardrobe583]

19:16 when something happens and it can’t possibly be good

[@JordanPlays01]

Underrated comment

[@strawberry4902]

@@JordanPlays01 I agree

[@lil_quitosx9796]

that's so accurate

[@edanofer6312]

It isn't a real Raffy taffy video if he doesn't mention how sweaty he is 😅...

[@irgendeintyp1738]

Nice profile pic

[@thotmcdot6225]

Imagine throwing the ball

[@Spokanite35]

Thot McDot HEY DON’T. It still stings... lol

[@DaTrewPimpDa2nd]

Establish the run/sweat

[@talonmoore9807]

Go hawks

[@concussive1504]

19:27 Super Mario theme :3

[@Cloud-kd7mx]

Wow, i'm impressed

[@Menkill75]

Concussive
U geniussss 🤪

[@death.9297]

😅😅😅😅😅😅Lmfao

[@jaywreck3415]

whatttttttt

[@rron8175]

A stack of likes

[@MaelysGaming]

4:33
Me: "I don't need a shave. I am a woman, I got no beard"
Raffy: - You may think you don't need a shave, but you need a shave. Don't argue with me.

[@toe0_zz602]

Women need to shave to

[@s101077]

Bushes are the best

[@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947]

@@s101077 👀

[@elmicky7033]

haha

[@ReturnOfQwari]

@@s101077 watch your next words carefully and crawl out of the hole you dug for yourself

[@flackoff_]

31:38 when the teacher asks for you homework

[@CraftIP]

"Non-refundable btw"

[@deexoxolife5056]

10:19
Me convincing my brain before an exam :(

[@ecrradio7620]

6:10 My brain during the actual exam

[@Chrishum]

East Coast Remixes bruh you thinking about shaving cream 🤔🤔

[@elisa699]

everyone: „you can’t just cut people out of your life“
me: 22:00

[@SAVH7O]

Literally me this week

[@gugagalp3456]

@@SAVH7O Glückwunsch

[@aminesama314]

Elly Music ohhhh this is lookin great

[@tytle1222]

@@gugagalp3456 du schreibst Glückwunsch zu einem englischen Kommentar? Du bist es

[@kezlana6907]

😂😂

[@faithful3841]

30:46
When my wife asks me how she looks in her outfit.

[@spookymcskeleton4110]

Aw.

[@Hexagonian]

*Then proceeds to cut it up*

[@Amandanumnum]

wholesome

[@Jcc23]

8:29 every 1st grade science “experiment”