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  • @Spatnz
    @Spatnz  11 днів тому +289

    subscribe please :D

    • @acooljar
      @acooljar 11 днів тому

      ok

    • @ulassen2134
      @ulassen2134 11 днів тому +4

      only channel i needed to slow the playback speed god dayum chill

    • @tickletorture
      @tickletorture 11 днів тому +2

      This video blowing up or something? I click on it and this comment was posted a minute ago.

    • @lucasmontero1456
      @lucasmontero1456 11 днів тому +1

      Never

    • @ordinaryfish9339
      @ordinaryfish9339 11 днів тому +2

      Better than 10 min of slow talking filler ​@@ulassen2134

  • @ThePencilNerd
    @ThePencilNerd 11 днів тому +1272

    Always online doesn't even stop the piracy. They always find a way to patch the pirated game to play offline.

    • @defalt8558
      @defalt8558 11 днів тому +173

      Nah, that's not even the worst thing. The worst thing is that the pirate copies don't even need an internet connection, so in this case, the people who pirated their games were the only ones capable of playing them.

    • @TheAverageBrit
      @TheAverageBrit 11 днів тому +8

      remember to eat some moss

    • @DarkPomidor69
      @DarkPomidor69 11 днів тому +22

      ​@@TheAverageBritkris alt account

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 11 днів тому +7

      @@defalt8558dawg that’s so bad 💀

    • @victoriabonner535
      @victoriabonner535 11 днів тому +3

      Literally the sims

  • @DiegatusStudios
    @DiegatusStudios 11 днів тому +714

    Just discovered you can't play Minecraft if you don't have internet now. This generation of gaming sucks.

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +50

      Used to before Microsoft bought them. There was a workaround, but that no longer works after forcing Microsoft accounts on everyone

    • @_kitaes_
      @_kitaes_ 11 днів тому +49

      you can. you just can't play multiplayer servers that require authentication like hypixel

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +42

      @@_kitaes_ Incorrect. If the launcher can't open to play single player on Java because of the authentication servers are down, like it has for me and thousands others at least, you're just wrong.

    • @_kitaes_
      @_kitaes_ 11 днів тому

      @@river559 launcher CAN run without internet, it's only when you click "play" it has to sometimes check for connection

    • @user-od2qc2od1y
      @user-od2qc2od1y 11 днів тому

      @@river559 On Java you can still play offline but Bedrock you cannot which is why Bedrock single player does not pause because each session is treated as a server even offline

  • @Not_interestEd-
    @Not_interestEd- 11 днів тому +2180

    "Piracy isn't a price problem, it's a service problem."
    -GabeN.
    Edit- first reply here is about normalizing p3dos. I don't understand how you draw the connection.

    • @BongoThe
      @BongoThe 11 днів тому +76

      exactly. this is why i hate so many companies.

    • @ateam1151
      @ateam1151 11 днів тому +56

      It is definitely a price problem for most people including me

    • @nikoskonstantinidis4069
      @nikoskonstantinidis4069 11 днів тому +10

      can you actually beat piracy games.
      you know at some point the game forcibly stops you for being a thieve
      but what if you just hack the game and skip some portion of time to continue normally?

    • @marblecar1162
      @marblecar1162 11 днів тому

      ​@@nikoskonstantinidis4069thats called a 100% crack, and sometimes can take weeks or even months for some games, because they require you to... well, 100% the game to make sure nothing weird happens.

    • @KryptoKn8
      @KryptoKn8 11 днів тому +40

      ​@@nikoskonstantinidis4069 it is so incredibly rare that that sort of protection is used lmao
      Literally rn I have a couple of games on my PC that I have acquired by sailing the high seas, and not one of them has some sort of limit/protection in place to prevent me from finishing them

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 11 днів тому +61

    Requiring online for playing a singleplayer game has to be one of my most personally hated things about modern gaming

    • @MasicoreLord
      @MasicoreLord 5 днів тому +4

      even for the purposes of drm/anti-piracy, it still doesn't make sense as for single player stuff the crack or whatever would probably include bypassing the need to login/go online

    • @ultraexcalibur1728
      @ultraexcalibur1728 4 дні тому

      Another reason why Terraria is better

  • @E-dart
    @E-dart 11 днів тому +1297

    I WAS SO MAD THAT THE LAUNCHER WOULDNT OPEN

  • @Dvpainter
    @Dvpainter 11 днів тому +410

    We've had countless examples of why always online is god awful but the corpos are incapable of learning this

    • @chasdencole1413
      @chasdencole1413 11 днів тому +54

      They know it's a bad idea. They just don't care. As long as people pay to not own something, corporations will keep pushing the limits.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 11 днів тому

      Just switch to PC. Steam Deck is a big price up front but saves a lot of money over time.

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 11 днів тому +27

      ​@@chasdencole1413 if only there was a modern day ted kaczynski that targeted the higher ups of these companies and not the average joes workin there.

    • @valverios
      @valverios 11 днів тому +29

      @@shadowyyCFH wait 5 years i'll do it

    • @xxarcangelxx143
      @xxarcangelxx143 11 днів тому +4

      Well except you could still play your games offline. No idea what tf he was yapping about not being able to. Played cod zombies just fine during the time stuff was down

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447 11 днів тому +404

    I personally refuse to buy any Ubisoft games for this exact reason. If I payed for a product, some corpoation being able to just yoink it away on a whim or because I don't have internet, is absolutely unacceptable. Microsoft, don't you dare go down this same path.
    I REALLY hope this isn't a thing with at least Java Minecraft, as it still holds a special place as one of my first ever video games (but then again lately I've been playing more Vintage Story, which is basically Minecraft but better so...)

    • @hellwire4582
      @hellwire4582 11 днів тому +21

      Oh no but you will miss out on the cookie cutter open world farcry reskin games full of bugs!!!

    • @Chekmate-em3mc
      @Chekmate-em3mc 11 днів тому +5

      Amazing pfp/username

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 11 днів тому

      @@hellwire4582 far cry 5 is goated

    • @IDKisReal2401
      @IDKisReal2401 11 днів тому +11

      You can play Minecraft Bedrock and Java when the servers are down, it just wouldn't recognize your account and your skin will be a default one

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 11 днів тому +3

      You could still play minecraft singleplayer when the profile servers were down.
      At least i could. Maybe it's because i don't use the bloated official launcher.

  • @VygoLive
    @VygoLive 11 днів тому +42

    the ONE DAY i try to play minecraft with the boys

    • @annehock
      @annehock 11 днів тому +1

      That sucks…

  • @HDTomo
    @HDTomo 11 днів тому +386

    I had a lovely kebab last night and booted Xbox to watch UA-cam, this didn't work, so when I tried to boot literally anything else while I ate dinner it I couldn't because I was signed out. Very saddening

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 11 днів тому +20

      ah yes the new tradition of watching youtube while eating breakfast lunch or supper

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 11 днів тому +36

      @@shadowyyCFH It really did leave me distraught

    • @Yourlocalwordrobe
      @Yourlocalwordrobe 11 днів тому +9

      My dude was done dirty

    • @mikonson4091
      @mikonson4091 11 днів тому +6

      Damn, how did it feel to eat it raw with no youtube?

    • @vipertoxic8593
      @vipertoxic8593 11 днів тому +7

      @@HDTomoi am truely sorry to hear, that i my self love watching some good videos with food, so the expectation of watching something good and eating something good together being ruined must have sucked badly

  • @MLGAllosaurus8396
    @MLGAllosaurus8396 11 днів тому +39

    Xbox Live: *goes down for hours*
    Roblox: Amateurs.

    • @bencekovacs864
      @bencekovacs864 11 днів тому +11

      Roblox servers are built different
      And not in a good way

    • @MrRosco
      @MrRosco 10 днів тому +2

      @@bencekovacs864 all the experienced Roblox players know how to play Roblox when the servers are down they just go on a Robox revival

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 8 днів тому +2

      Me playing the PS3: There they go again.

  • @pancakeman2070
    @pancakeman2070 11 днів тому +124

    I could still sign in on my 360 just fine during the outage, crazy how a 19 year old console was working when the newest one wasn’t

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +29

      xbox 360 was the last console microsoft actually gave a damn on making a decent console and service, hence the crapshoot that was the xbox one launch

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 11 днів тому +11

      Heck, ALL 7th generation consoles don't require account sign-ins in order to use the games (which is really nice).

    • @joshuaquinones9760
      @joshuaquinones9760 11 днів тому +1

      Same for me. Strange isn't it?

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 8 днів тому +1

      My Xbox 360 is modded, so I'm sure even if it didn't work, there would be a workaround

  • @TwiliPaladin
    @TwiliPaladin 11 днів тому +147

    For those of you wondering, the background music is Chemical Plant Zone Act 2 from Sonic Mania.

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 11 днів тому +6

      Fucking hated the goop boss in that zone.

    • @oatmealman1586
      @oatmealman1586 11 днів тому

      ​​@@alexandrefillot9600 get gooped stinky

    • @DespicableGru469
      @DespicableGru469 11 днів тому +3

      ​@@alexandrefillot9600 the one in act 1 or in act 2, because both of them are pretty easy ngl...

    • @HankMFWimbleton
      @HankMFWimbleton 11 днів тому +3

      @@DespicableGru469the goop boss is the act 1 one
      act 2 is hands down the best boss fight in the game

    • @DespicableGru469
      @DespicableGru469 11 днів тому +3

      @HankMFWimbleton yeah I agree with the act 2, it's very creative and a cool callback
      For the act 1 boss, it's pretty easy for me, as long as you spin dash and attack the boss at the right time it isn't so bad

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 11 днів тому +56

    “You will own nothing and you will be happy”

    • @JohnDoe-ef3wo
      @JohnDoe-ef3wo 7 днів тому

      Well don't own anything at least?

    • @D3ADYYY
      @D3ADYYY 4 дні тому

      Thats what the world is aiming for rn lmfao

  • @otterdev101
    @otterdev101 11 днів тому +654

    pro tip: minecraft doesn't actually require an internet connection, however you can't see your skin

    • @-TakingSomeLs
      @-TakingSomeLs 11 днів тому +82

      yea i think we talking about bedrock edition which
      yeah, doesn't surprise me

    • @jevilthechaostailor
      @jevilthechaostailor 11 днів тому +27

      it was figures for bedrock or smthng

    • @ajgameguy3674
      @ajgameguy3674 11 днів тому +16

      A gripe I've had with recent Minecraft on Xbox is that, even if I set a world to not be online multiplayer, pausing doesn't actually pause the game.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 11 днів тому +29

      ​@KAIYFGA32
      Damn bot, leave us alone!

    • @Butterscotch_96
      @Butterscotch_96 11 днів тому +2

      It logged everyone out.

  • @smurlix5676
    @smurlix5676 11 днів тому +13

    Having a single player game require an internet connection is like making alfredo sauce without cheese

  • @Buddy_Duck
    @Buddy_Duck 11 днів тому +176

    It was genuinely ridiculous that I couldn't play the funny block game just because the servers were down. All I wanted to do was try on the capes that were recently added to the Java edition.

    • @Nekrozmik
      @Nekrozmik 11 днів тому +16

      yeah, remember when the launcher just. Let you play offline when you had no connection to the servers? like? it was literally an option?

    • @ryqueezy6327
      @ryqueezy6327 11 днів тому +10

      There’s a bot in the replies. Ignore them and report them; don’t reply.

    • @FarmFamilyGaming
      @FarmFamilyGaming 11 днів тому +3

      @@ryqueezy6327I wish more people followed that rule. I just reported them before seeing your comment. They won’t go away if you feed them what they want, hate.

  • @vulcanisvault
    @vulcanisvault 11 днів тому +107

    Bro, I hated the Xbox servers going down like why do I need to sign in to play fucking fallout 3 and new vegas

    • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
      @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 11 днів тому +1

      Wait what? I was just playing watch dogs

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 11 днів тому

      if you own it digitally, how else is it going to authenticate that you have an account that bought and owns the games.

    • @xxarcangelxx143
      @xxarcangelxx143 11 днів тому +4

      Did you try putting your Xbox in offline mode? The blatant misinformation in the video is just lies.

    • @davidthebest3443
      @davidthebest3443 11 днів тому

      I was trying to gta offline but i get a code 38084u029 thingy

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +18

      @@xxarcangelxx143 Blatant misinformation? lmao. Bro literally nothing worked, not even the minecraft launcher on pc. This is the same shit Microsoft pulled with the xbox one that caused a lot of backlash, we're just seeing it all over again. This is exactly the reason why the always online model doesn't work. They can't even do client-side authentication which actually works offline like steam does, otherwise I and literally everyone else who uses an xbox or plays games owned by microsoft would've been able to play single player offline games offline in a single player fashion like designed.

  • @Loaf_ve
    @Loaf_ve 11 днів тому +5

    If your internet is out, you can still play Minecraft. The authentication servers were down, so they couldn't tell if you owned the game at all.

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +2

      Finally someone who gets it. This issue goes far beyond "just put your xbox in offline mode" and affect more than just the xbox anyway

  • @samwebb2829
    @samwebb2829 11 днів тому +354

    "an IT guy farted in the server room and the whole system crashed"

    • @LinkRammer
      @LinkRammer 11 днів тому +20

      You need PROTOGENT

    • @mattthegamer172
      @mattthegamer172 11 днів тому +6

      I read this and thought “IT boy”? By BBNO$??? I’m dumb lol

    • @furinick
      @furinick 11 днів тому +1

      pro tip: if a single intern can take down your entire service for a whole day you SUCK at setting up your service

    • @malinalungu407
      @malinalungu407 11 днів тому

      @KAIYFGA32 Get out of UA-cam, you're honestly terrible

    • @Ben-fp2yc
      @Ben-fp2yc 11 днів тому +3

      @KAIYFGA32 love how ur trying to be edgy but no one cares

  • @diamondbrick
    @diamondbrick 11 днів тому +11

    The funny thing is that 3rd-party Minecraft launchers still allowed you to play the game offline, while the official launcher simply blocked you out from playing entirely.

  • @Paddylol
    @Paddylol 11 днів тому +383

    I hate how companies wanna make stuff Always Online for anti-piracy reasons when anti-piracy has LITERALLY BEEN AROUND BEFORE THE INTERNET. Like, just let me play Celeste or whatever, I don’t even have a current generation “big 3” console anymore and this stuff makes me wanna buy these consoles LESS.

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 11 днів тому +12

      i have a feeling they might want to try and make even computers allways online.

    • @Go-Pats-Go
      @Go-Pats-Go 11 днів тому +4

      “Is It Xbox Is It PS Or Me We The Big 3 Like We Started A League”

    • @zealwarriorgaming5315
      @zealwarriorgaming5315 11 днів тому +10

      @KAIYFGA32if age is just a number then jail is just a room.

    • @StaticIsJustOkAtGames
      @StaticIsJustOkAtGames 11 днів тому +10

      @KAIYFGA32 and 45. is just a caliber, your frontal lobe will be very informed about it if i catch you lackin

    • @iamthatcool
      @iamthatcool 11 днів тому

      ​@@JNJNRobin1337That's... kind of happening 😔
      If it's your first time setting up a computer with Windows 11, you need an internet connection to move forward...

  • @river559
    @river559 11 днів тому +35

    The service authentication isn't even a valid excuse either. Steam still authenticates your accounts if you're offline and allows you to play the games you bought. Hell, EA did too back in the day with Origin. It was more annoying since you had to reinput your login credentials, but it validates that it's one of the saved logins on the device and lets you play the damn game. Can't do that anymore with the EA app which is dumb, but not this shit with Xbox is even worse. It's no wonder why they lost/gave up on the console war, it's because they're too stubborn to give up the always online crap that ruined the launch of the Xbox one.

    • @hellwire4582
      @hellwire4582 11 днів тому

      The real reason is that they want to harvest your data which of course requires you to be connected at all times. Play singleplayer at then use a program like Wireshark. you will see that you are sending data out into the internet to god knows where. You have btw accepted that they can do this legally because you had to agree to the eula to play the game. I always check if i have to accept any terms of service before i buy a product. if the answer is yes then i go sail the seas

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +1

      @@hellwire4582 No, trust me; I know. That was my number one concern when they bought Mojang years ago, and kept telling people this was going to be an issue. There's a fucking reason why so many tools exist to debloat windows or reroute their data harvesting ips to invalid ones effectively shutting it off. It's all about data, and it's all about money. Your data is their money which is why always online even for single player is so heavily pushed.

    • @hellwire4582
      @hellwire4582 11 днів тому

      @@river559 for some reason i cant see my original comment. it got deleted by micros0ft XD i swear if i made any comment regarding this topic. im 100% with you its because they want to harvest all of your data, that is how they make money. everything else i just a means to get this data. I use windows but a heavily modified version and only because i play VR everyday. If vr gaming comes to linux. i will switch the os in a heartbeat

    • @hellwire4582
      @hellwire4582 11 днів тому

      im still on feature update 2004 and i couldnt be happier. and no i dont worry about malware, i have a pi hole and a goood firewall.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 11 днів тому +16

    Wouldn’t it literally be cheaper for Microsoft to let more of their games be played offline? Maybe help same some server space for games that DO need it too?

    • @JohnDoe11VII
      @JohnDoe11VII 11 днів тому

      Microsoft wants to track everything people do and get those numbers up with active users, sell ads, charge more for basic functionality. If you're not connected Microsoft doesn't want you playing anything because you aren't getting those numbers up.

  • @alg003
    @alg003 11 днів тому +8

    Thank you, corporations, for being terrible. This was scrcasm. Screw you microsoft.

    • @Mike-di3mo
      @Mike-di3mo 10 днів тому

      And Sony and Nintendo.

  • @troyjardine5850
    @troyjardine5850 11 днів тому +15

    This is LITERALY what we were warning about when Microsoft rolled out the XBOne with it's "always online" DRM back in 2014.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 11 днів тому +2

      And guess what? This shit doesnt work. You set up a virtual "server" that gives it valid response - and the thing works, regardless if the server is real or not.

    • @joshallen128
      @joshallen128 10 днів тому

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 wait how

  • @moonshoesthecat7277
    @moonshoesthecat7277 11 днів тому +86

    i couldn't play OFFLINE through CurseForge because the LAUNCHER needed a wifi cnnnection to Microsoft's servers..... i was so close to force booting past the launcher through File Explorer just because how BS that is.
    also PLEASE jailbreak these consoles. these bitches do not deserve the money anymore until they start putting out the good shit.

    • @superizillian957
      @superizillian957 11 днів тому

      You can do that?

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii 11 днів тому +7

      prism/multimc 💪💪

    • @aYtto
      @aYtto 11 днів тому +7

      prism/multimc gang

    • @arockfromspace
      @arockfromspace 11 днів тому

      curseforge launcher? this thing sucked ass, prism/multimc/polymc are better + they let you play offline even when you're online

    • @Penguingot
      @Penguingot 11 днів тому +1

      @@jacobeii prism launcher broke when the xboxlive went down

  • @freddyfazbear2408
    @freddyfazbear2408 10 днів тому +3

    Now I'm a broke dude so i knew minecraft wasn't playable offline, 360 games are really the only games playable offline now and even then if it gets remade or remastered chances are its locked to online only play. Absolutely garbage.

  • @Turisteiro291
    @Turisteiro291 11 днів тому +6

    Here in Brazil they tried to Cap the internets but the law came down hard protecting the customers

    • @DesignerShark44
      @DesignerShark44 4 дні тому

      thank god a government did something to protect it's people for once

  • @CinnabarCereal
    @CinnabarCereal 11 днів тому +13

    I somehow managed to avoid this entire thing by being a no-lifer who logged onto my xbox super early, I was so confused seeing my friends on discord complain about not being able to log in😭

  • @imstilllandon2922
    @imstilllandon2922 11 днів тому +19

    7 hours is crazy 💀

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 11 днів тому +17

    "always online" has somehow topped lootboxes and season passes as the worst thing to happen to video gaming.

  • @Sound557
    @Sound557 11 днів тому +9

    Microsoft has the Midas touch except with shit

  • @Santensmamton
    @Santensmamton 11 днів тому +3

    This even affected one of my friends yesterday, we were getting ready to play valorant, but he couldn't login because his valorant account was connected to his xbox account. This is why you never connect anything from other platforms to an account on a console unless you really want to bite the bullet and play it on there.

  • @ZX_STH
    @ZX_STH 11 днів тому +10

    As someone who doesn't have home internet atm full offline functionality is a must.
    I can play any GameCube game on my Wii, for free and without a direct internet connection anytime I want. A nearly 2 decade old white slab is worth more to me than the best of the modern age.
    That's not to dog on modern gaming, I love Sonic Frontiers and have been having a good time with TotK.
    Point is if I can only play something offline, why would I buy it when it can't be played offline. Especially if I have alternatives already set up and ready to go.

  • @Sea_of_Waves
    @Sea_of_Waves 11 днів тому +3

    Alright, looks like imma be taking out my *physical copy* of Wii Sports till this gets fixed

  • @Soulmizu_thefrontierhunter
    @Soulmizu_thefrontierhunter 11 днів тому +70

    How the fuck does minecraft go down? WTF HAPPENED HERE THAT MADE IT SO MINECRAFT, FUCKING MINECRAFT COULDNT BE PLAYED IF SOMEONE AT MICROSOFT FUCKED UP

    • @arockfromspace
      @arockfromspace 11 днів тому +3

      it doesn't, use prism launcher or multimc or even polymc

    • @mcmadness110
      @mcmadness110 11 днів тому

      It may be talking about the bedrock version.

    • @ItsJaconrurb
      @ItsJaconrurb 11 днів тому +6

      ​@@mcmadness110 it was both Java and bedrock that had the issue

    • @smurftank
      @smurftank 11 днів тому +3

      It's called Microsoft bought it and everything went downhill from there

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 11 днів тому

      minecraft bedrock*

  • @realomegadrumer
    @realomegadrumer 11 днів тому +3

    AT&T: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 11 днів тому +8

    Theory.
    They're gonna force people to get Xbox Online.

    • @owenhans3633
      @owenhans3633 11 днів тому +2

      Don’t give them ideas

    • @Kareemisag
      @Kareemisag 10 днів тому

      I literally just booted up codcw for the campaign and they are forcing me to get xbox online

  • @nexus3756
    @nexus3756 11 днів тому +2

    I got really mad in my discord servers I was like "oh boy i cant wait to PLAY THIS MINECRAFT MODPACK. IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF XBOX WENT DOWN AND MY SINGLE PLAYER GAME I BOUGHT BEFORE IT CAME OUT ON THE 360 STOPPED ALLOWING ME TO LOGIN."

  • @xythrr
    @xythrr 11 днів тому +4

    Remember when Dinnerbone said microsoft account integration wouldnt change anything? Yeah right.

  • @Michael-yf6bl
    @Michael-yf6bl 11 днів тому +7

    Its funny that you mentioned Minecraft because just yesterday after finally being able to afford a decent PC I finally got to play Minecraft and immediately after I bought it the servers crashed so I had to wait 7 hours to play a 15 year old game I just bought.

    • @_kitaes_
      @_kitaes_ 11 днів тому

      can't you just play singleplayer?

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому

      @@_kitaes_ Not when the launcher refuses to open while the authentication servers were down, no

  • @RoyBlox
    @RoyBlox 11 днів тому +142

    LOL FIRST TITLE I'VE SEEN WITHOUT CAPS

    • @dylanisntvibing
      @dylanisntvibing 11 днів тому +13

      Errrmmm, ackshually.... According to my calculations.. you have not looked through his other titles, as there are many others like this.. 🤓 ☝️

    • @RoyBlox
      @RoyBlox 11 днів тому +1

      @@dylanisntvibing "I've seen"

    • @tagepower3650
      @tagepower3650 11 днів тому +7

      @@RoyBlox dude you’ve commented on multiple videos by this guy without all-caps

    • @rebeccasutton2401
      @rebeccasutton2401 11 днів тому

      3 days ago

    • @RoyBlox
      @RoyBlox 7 днів тому

      @@tagepower3650 mb

  • @Hexxed_Out
    @Hexxed_Out 11 днів тому +182

    PlayStation has no games but Xbox can’t even use their games. Funny how that worked

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 11 днів тому +27

      “One has no games, and the other doesn’t work” - Scott the Woz

    • @notimportant1659
      @notimportant1659 11 днів тому +7

      I personally just buy old consoles and jailbreak them

    • @SamuelLouro
      @SamuelLouro 11 днів тому

      ​@KAIYFGA32shut up

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому +3

      Exactly why I still primarily play my ps3 and my roomate's xbox 360 lol. Back when both sides actually worked and had great games. The only current gen console that's worth anything is the steamdeck, which everything I'd play on there I have my laptop for anyway

    • @I_Liked_MGQ_For_The_Plot
      @I_Liked_MGQ_For_The_Plot 11 днів тому +3

      Funny Red and green men go yahoo.

  • @Swordslinger-hb1ns
    @Swordslinger-hb1ns 11 днів тому +3

    What about the Sony PlayStation network? Was it brought to a screeching halt like that one time in April 2011?

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 11 днів тому +3

    I've never played multiplayer Minecraft. It never felt comfortable. I feel like an outlier.

  • @Sweingiju
    @Sweingiju 11 днів тому +4

    I love when the servers for a company go down

  • @UwUDaniUwU
    @UwUDaniUwU 11 днів тому +2

    Yesterday i was sitting there like "spatnz gonna make a video on this" lol

  • @baileyskinner3733
    @baileyskinner3733 10 днів тому +2

    That's why I always buy physical copys

  • @OmerKing916
    @OmerKing916 11 днів тому +4

    About the data cap, Egypt is a prime example, The cheapest internet plan, which comes around 120EGP without taxes, only gives you 140GB and, the speed is capped at 30 Mbps, the most expensive, coming at around a 1000EGP without taxes only gives you a Terabyte, with a speed cap of 100 Mbps, Which is a lot of money considering many people earn below minimum wage (6000EGP a month)! And, if your internet runs out, either pay for an extention or, stop using internet for the remainder of the month; There's no option for unlimited data!

  • @schalitz1
    @schalitz1 11 днів тому +31

    The Series S was literally a brick. You couldn't play ANYTHING.

  • @YAY-SAR
    @YAY-SAR 11 днів тому +2

    The music in the background is chemical plant zone act 1 from sonic mania (really hard to hear)

  • @joeldabest638
    @joeldabest638 11 днів тому

    Peter Griffin's not happy about always online games...

  • @godzillagaming6090
    @godzillagaming6090 11 днів тому +21

    NO THIS CANT BE NOT THE XBOX 360
    (Edit I thaught the Xbox 360 servers were shut down)

    • @grizzlydino
      @grizzlydino 11 днів тому +5

      The servers are going down on July 29, 2024 though

    • @kaijushaman0679
      @kaijushaman0679 11 днів тому +1

      I have Banjo Kazooie and Tooie downloaded on my 360 and mine isn’t connected to the internet am I about to lose my only way to play those?

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 11 днів тому

      ​@@kaijushaman0679They'll probably keep the download servers up so you can still download the games you already own

    • @Antplayzytlmao
      @Antplayzytlmao 11 днів тому

      @@kaijushaman0679those are on next gen im pretty sure

    • @pizzaworm
      @pizzaworm 11 днів тому

      ​@@kaijushaman0679 I have downloaded Minecraft Xbox 360 digitally so I can go back to the oldest update. The way this works is that if you buy the game digitally before it goes down, then you have it forever! Even if you uninstall it you will still be able to get it back!! So make sure to buy any games you want before July 29th(?) (I don't remember the actual date)

  • @barrytheawsome2374
    @barrytheawsome2374 11 днів тому +5

    now my xbox 360 is a brick this is so sad

  • @Re_Painte_Gaemz
    @Re_Painte_Gaemz 4 дні тому +2

    Oh man i was so pissed when that happened, I legit thought I was hacked lol

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 11 днів тому

    This is the multiplayer service you need to pay for, ladies and gentlemen

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 11 днів тому +11

    1:52 as someone who just jailbroke there ps3 last night, it is Indeed decently difficult

    • @NotYours-bp5fx
      @NotYours-bp5fx 11 днів тому

      There's nothing really difficult about jail-breaking a PS 3, like at all.

    • @bweaddss
      @bweaddss 11 днів тому

      @@NotYours-bp5fxnow probably

    • @thebombingsoda
      @thebombingsoda 11 днів тому +1

      @@NotYours-bp5fx well it’s the hardest jailbreak I’ve done so my perspective is different

    • @JohnDoe11VII
      @JohnDoe11VII 11 днів тому +1

      Try jailbraking an xbox 360 or a PS4. Modern consoles are getting frustratingly good at locking down their systems, but they are also new/unknown/supported. They're getting so good modders might have to resort to using custom signed console updates or extreme hardware modifications.

  • @PizzaSteve37
    @PizzaSteve37 11 днів тому +14

    The minecraft issue was about logging in, not playing offline it wouldve worked if you were logged in but it just wouldnt let you (if my internet is off completely but i logged in before that it wouldve worked)

    • @NotYours-bp5fx
      @NotYours-bp5fx 11 днів тому +2

      Or just use a little common sense, go into settings and go into offline mode BAM, you can sign in and play all your single player games.

    • @PizzaSteve37
      @PizzaSteve37 11 днів тому +1

      @@NotYours-bp5fx Thanks ill use thi next time im logged out and offline

  • @coooguy1
    @coooguy1 10 днів тому

    Remember pirates have the superior gaming experience now.

  • @Dumb_Killjoy
    @Dumb_Killjoy 11 днів тому

    That explains why I couldn't sign into Microsoft Solitaire

  • @Emoboi69XD
    @Emoboi69XD 11 днів тому +19

    Microsoft is just being complicated, authentication is stupid

  • @dontdevourthecookie
    @dontdevourthecookie 11 днів тому +26

    THATS WHY NOTHING WOULD WORK MY COUSIN WANTED TO PLAY EITH ME BEFORE. HE WENT ON VACATION

  • @aydinogansoy1222
    @aydinogansoy1222 11 днів тому

    Resonance frequencies from solar winds are a real threat now.

  • @Ennardbear7276
    @Ennardbear7276 11 днів тому

    Can confirm this happened late last night, seriously ticked me off because it was like 2 o'clock in the morning

  • @OskarKocour
    @OskarKocour 11 днів тому +4

    Imagine paying like 20 dollars a month for live and then you cant play shit cus everything is always online and the servers got fucked

  • @PizzaSteve37
    @PizzaSteve37 11 днів тому +5

    The servers arent down forever and they dont go down all the time, it was for 7 hours and people started freaking out

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 11 днів тому

      However, this outage was the wake up call for a LOT of people, and made them realize just how terrible always-online is. Yes it was only 7 hours now, but what if this gets more common in the future? What if the servers are discontinued, will I still be able to play my games then?
      This case is even worse, since minecraft has an offline singleplayer mode and yet you need online to boot it up from the launcher, so it was locked out in the launcher regardless.

    • @Kareemisag
      @Kareemisag 10 днів тому

      Imagine spending a lot of money on the games u cannot even play, this motivates me to save up for a decent pc

    • @PizzaSteve37
      @PizzaSteve37 9 днів тому

      @@Kareemisag it was 7 hours my point still stands if you spend that much on games you probably have thousands of hours, 7 hours is nothing

  • @Enteropy23
    @Enteropy23 11 днів тому

    i like how he went through the effort of finding the same stock minecraft parkour tower footage that everyone else uses put some free images up and put his voice over it then called it a day

  • @Giraff3.
    @Giraff3. 11 днів тому

    It was wild being one of the ones that was online when it went down.

  • @alienairplanes
    @alienairplanes 11 днів тому +9

    I remember when it happened yesterday, I just ignored it and played Assassin's Creed Origins all day.

  • @TheAlohaOee
    @TheAlohaOee 11 днів тому +3

    You know. You can set your Xbox to offline and play alot of single players games. Smh.

  • @laczben6580
    @laczben6580 11 днів тому +1

    zesty jesus on speed

  • @Jimijamcrafting
    @Jimijamcrafting 11 днів тому

    so glad you made a video about this

  • @Guardian2
    @Guardian2 11 днів тому +21

    Wasn't just an Xbox live thing at least for me. I couldn't even sign into my profile

    • @puzzledartist1232
      @puzzledartist1232 11 днів тому

      Same, and I couldn't even go on UA-cam of all things.

    • @Guardian2
      @Guardian2 11 днів тому

      @@puzzledartist1232 Yeah. And all I wanted to do was watch a movie on Vudu after work

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 11 днів тому

      @@puzzledartist1232 And I couldn't eat my kebab and watch UA-cam :(

    • @Kareemisag
      @Kareemisag 10 днів тому

      Made me realize how useless the xbsx is, I could play my games

  • @johntravolta8389
    @johntravolta8389 10 днів тому +1

    Guys we need to preserve

  • @blazernitrox6329
    @blazernitrox6329 11 днів тому +2

    The infuriating thing about Minecraft is that using MultiMC I can, in fact, launch in offline mode... except that for some reason XBox Live being down made MultiMC forget my account, and to re-add it I had to reauth. Very cool.

  • @adrianhernandez1328
    @adrianhernandez1328 11 днів тому +7

    Why don’t companies invest in disks anymore?

    • @beinggreenandunseen3171
      @beinggreenandunseen3171 11 днів тому +2

      If I had to guess, probably money.

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому

      @@beinggreenandunseen3171 Indeed, more money in their pockets. The digital storefront was advertised as a cost saving method for everyone, and that the savings of disk cost would be passed to the consumer. Fat shit that was since their real motive was to just license the shit we buy. We will own nothing and like it is what they're pushing towards.

    • @JacqueBibblequip
      @JacqueBibblequip 11 днів тому

      Cuz discs are a shit storage medium now slower and stores less information when compared to other mediums

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому

      @@JacqueBibblequip I wouldn't have an issue with the shift away from disks if you actually owned the shit you buy

    • @beinggreenandunseen3171
      @beinggreenandunseen3171 9 днів тому

      @@river559 If they want to do this, don't give them your money. Vote with your wallet and make it very clear to everyone why you are boycotting them.

  • @mikejr.1628
    @mikejr.1628 11 днів тому +24

    O SHIT, but Minecraft going down makes no sense

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 11 днів тому +1

      The launcher needs to authenticate through the xbox servers before it can launch your game, so you need online to boot up a game with an offline single player mode...
      Absolutely dumb choice. Worst thing is that if you bypass the launcher, the game boots up perfectly fine while offline, so this is all just microsoft bs.

    • @kokomart_in
      @kokomart_in 11 днів тому

      ​@@daridon2483Turning off the wifi bypasses this check. You can play the game offline.

    • @river559
      @river559 11 днів тому

      @@daridon2483 The real stupid thing is that they can still do it client-side like steam does. Even if steam servers go down, if you're offline you can still play the games you own

  • @WallabeeBe4tles
    @WallabeeBe4tles 11 днів тому +1

    I thought it was about the 360 stores shutting down early for a second

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 11 днів тому

    Dammit Bob stop tripping over the power plug.

  • @CalebWFilms
    @CalebWFilms 10 днів тому +3

    Buy a Xbox 360

  • @Rick-09z
    @Rick-09z 11 днів тому +3

    I didn't like my own comment.

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 11 днів тому

      Liar >:o

    • @Invixnlty
      @Invixnlty 11 днів тому +2

      I hate people who like stupid npc comments like this so it ends up at the top on the comments section

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 11 днів тому

      @@Invixnlty Finally, someone who understands that the people who like the comments are just as at fault as the unfunny commentor!!

    • @Rick-09z
      @Rick-09z 11 днів тому

      @@Invixnlty im sorry bro

    • @Rick-09z
      @Rick-09z 11 днів тому

      N

  • @RandomlyQuestionsThings
    @RandomlyQuestionsThings 11 днів тому

    Imagine any providers being told they can’t data cap or put any cap at all to anyone anymore and they all have to be unlimited permanently. That’ll be great.

  • @AggieEXE
    @AggieEXE 10 днів тому

    Bro, that’s one of my biggest pet peeve’s about cyber punk you need Wi-Fi to play it in the servers were down in the middle of a Mission made me restart

  • @bobbtf2
    @bobbtf2 11 днів тому +2

    unlimited games, but no games...

  • @Voodoo-420
    @Voodoo-420 11 днів тому

    The only up side to this is that I finally started my 3rd Don't Fear the Reaper run when I couldn't play anything else.

  • @Rytex-nh7pm
    @Rytex-nh7pm 6 днів тому

    An example of something that was hard but became easy recently is modding the 3ds as it is the only way other than buying games from resellers or collectors

  • @oldshape3876
    @oldshape3876 11 днів тому

    this is why i keep a 360 on hand for call of dutys and Minecraft

  • @da_pwo
    @da_pwo 11 днів тому

    the minecraft launcher DOES allow offline play but only if it detects you arent connected to the internet, so to play when the servers are down you have turn off your internet on your pc so it lets you in

  • @kiyethedragondark6381
    @kiyethedragondark6381 11 днів тому

    the one day i decide to play minecraft in a long time, this happens

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 2 дні тому

    “😱 - no wait i remember this 😮‍💨 its fine.”

  • @RamboDrogado
    @RamboDrogado 11 днів тому

    2:20 there's also throttling, which decrease the download speed after a certain amount of data used, thankfully in brazil it's actually regulated so no internet provider can throttle your internet speed after certain amount of data used, one pretty big provider here tried doing it and got shafted so yeah, the internet might not be the fastest but the providers legally can't screw you over

    • @RamboDrogado
      @RamboDrogado 11 днів тому

      also if the internet goes down for more than 30 minutes you have the right to request the time the internet was down until coming back be discounted from your next payment, dunno how it works in the usa tho

  • @IamW4RL0RD
    @IamW4RL0RD 11 днів тому +2

    I heard it was some cyber attack

  • @NonameP3789
    @NonameP3789 11 днів тому

    When it happened i couldn't even sign into my xbox

  • @MTchasenooblol
    @MTchasenooblol 11 днів тому

    The reason you need internet for minecraft specifically bedrock edition is because when you’re signed in friends joining is on by default so it puts you into a online game

  • @revenantgaming9951
    @revenantgaming9951 11 днів тому

    Spatnz has finally reached the low of putting Minecraft parkour in the background

  • @ThomasDonofri
    @ThomasDonofri 10 днів тому

    Open SSH recently had a huge vulnerability surface

  • @goldenblyat4681
    @goldenblyat4681 11 днів тому

    Oh that wasn’t entirely my internet being dead?

  • @OrangeFlame1
    @OrangeFlame1 11 днів тому

    Biggest issue was that I couldn't even log in to my Home console which i was already logged into before

  • @JaceAVinson
    @JaceAVinson 11 днів тому +1

    I was able to play Red Dead Redemption 2 a lot yesterday when the servers were down.