What kind of man wakes up in the morning and says I'M GOING TO THROW HAMMERS FOR A LIVING! Uh, the LONG JUMP: ''Look at me! I can jump really high!'' - Great, I have a GUN! Wanna fight?
I'd like to write down my favorite part of the show but the entire set is pure gold comedy from start to finish ! How they got so accurate and perfectly on point knowing this was only made for a video game ?
Your listening to wctr or maybe your not maybe you got so offended that the tightend zone had no female callers that you changed stations I know I did and have I’m not here anymore 😂😂😂
Does any one know what he says at 9:19 between the war paint and hospitalize complete strangers? English is not my first language so I can't really understand what he's saying there 😅
I love how all of these segments start off normally then escalate to complete madness
"Your game is terrible & we don't win at it", Classic Quote.
If you want to be number 1, you’ve got to go for first place.
I love how this is the show that got the WCTR Announcer to quit.
What kind of man wakes up in the morning and says I'M GOING TO THROW HAMMERS FOR A LIVING! Uh, the LONG JUMP: ''Look at me! I can jump really high!'' - Great, I have a GUN! Wanna fight?
The gun one is my favorite.
does this sound like Alex Jones to anybody else?
Yes!
Thank you! It’s basically Alex Jones, in tone, word choice, anger, insanity, and vocal sound
Yes
Don't you dare diss Derrick Thackery like that
But, yeah, it does look like him.
I love your show man. I..i love you...
6:16 “hut one, hut two, auuuuhghhhh, I think I just SHIT MA PANTS!”
For some reason this line popped into my head today and you helped me to find it.
Shirts were going on the shirt part of their body .... hahah so good. Love that its Lazlo's voice too!
Actually, I think that was Patton Oswalt.
It was just the little pause before "shirt part of their body" as if he was briefly searching for the word and couldn't get it
1:08 to 1:31 describes sports in a fricken nutshell!
7:59 as a nascar fan who's name is Cole hearing this on radio while driving around scared me
Who's your driver buddy ro?
Yeeee Haaaaah! 😲
I'm surprised you heard it, ya know being deaf and all. 😅
SUPPORT THE TEAM - DON'T LEAVE THE GAME, PEE AT YOUR SEAT!
This is one of those rare segments where every single sentence is a quote
Let's go to the phooooooonesAH
Amazing. Just stating the absolute obvious. Just like listening to pundits and “experts”.
"God you have some spooky insight into sports dude" after just saying you need to get more points than.the other team.
Well, things get more complicated when you get paid to state the obvious
“I think I just shit my pants”
I'd like to write down my favorite part of the show but the entire set is pure gold comedy from start to finish ! How they got so accurate and perfectly on point knowing this was only made for a video game ?
"Go! Baby! Go! Teaamm!!"
2:16 - Derrick says he's married
BUT THEN
3:28 - "I wish I had a wife so she could beat me, haha!"
"The left side of my face is paralyzed, but it was worth it, we won the game!" LMAO
Yeah, THE WOLVES!
This dude also gives the voice to one of the hoods member
Edit: From the game Manhunt
Yes dude i realized that too.
Also that Patrol Invest Group "P.I.G" from GTA Vice City in the mission "Demolition Man" I'll bust your wise ass toy!
In Manhunt the hood with green jacket also another clown who sounds like him by the same voice actor he has dark jacket kinda like Max Payne.
It's great stating the obvious but once you get paid for it things get really complicated...
Your listening to wctr or maybe your not maybe you got so offended that the tightend zone had no female callers that you changed stations I know I did and have I’m not here anymore 😂😂😂
Oooh look at me im carrying my bag on a stick and wearing a skirt 🤣🤣 perfect description of lacrosse
lol “I don’t vote. I can’t be bothered. But I will kick your ass if you disrespect my sports team.”
Typical American
I wanted to see that fight between gonzales and jackson
Does any of you guys know the name of the background music used before the segment starts?
Shirts were going on the shirt part of their body
is that Patton Oswalt?
Yup
3:04 to 4:16 Holy shit is that Patton Oswalt?
yep!pretty sure
Yeah it's on his wiki page!
Yes sirr
Yeah also he was the reporter in bangkok in New World Order in GTA VCS
I was wondering the same thing!
Sounds like Jimmy Mac from Rebel Force Radio
Showering people with golden sports drink is one of my favorite things he said 😂. The Donald Trump style of shower
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME
Derrick shits no one ☝️ 😂
Why the fuck does this guy's voice remind me of J.K Simmons? I love it!
Does any one know what he says at 9:19 between the war paint and hospitalize complete strangers? English is not my first language so I can't really understand what he's saying there 😅
He says “whip yourself into a sweaty, psychotic frenzy”
He says “whip yourself into a sweaty, psychotic frenzy”
Whip yourself into a psychotic frenzy
Sounds like mr krabs from spongebob squarepants
Go find a big girl lol 😆 is flicking hilarious i almost fall on the floor when playing gta sa
I hope they add this on gta v on the tv
laughed all thought this game listing to this
8:00 nascar reference
Thanks. I totally didnt get that.
7:04 😂😂😂
0:11
is this..... is this fucking scortch ?
I like how you can hear how he snorts his coke