Maybe the small vampire could have eaten the "boudin noir" back in the bakery, as it is traditionally made of porcine clotted blood sealed in a animal tripe made-of tube
Vampires in DND can eat practically any race. There's no listed specific. My current campaign has the vampires trying to cull every other race because they prefer the taste of humanity.
I'm not familiar with French versions, but German Blutwurst is great, it is blood, bacon, barley, and sometimes crushed nuts. God damn I am hungry now.
This makes me wish I learned to play DnD earlier in life. Most of these conversations are similar to those I've had in the service and makes me laugh. Thank you
@@sleepylion3369 The game is silly easy to learn. Learning to act as well as these players and DM is a bit harder but 99.9 percent of games are not nearly as actory as this show....
I didnt think I would like these cause they arent as serious as some of the other shows I listen to but the comedy is to good for this one, funny but with out derailment. Love it!
Maybe you should also release an episode of the Infinight Campaign every week on here. Just so you guys have a backlog on the channel for people to listen to. By otherwise I love how the portraits light up with the audio. 👌
Heres how that magic trick works. All dice are made so that the opposite numbers always equal the respective dice's highest possible number, plus 1. For example, if barney had a 7, the other side would be a 6. Add them together, you get 13. But if he got a 10, the other side would 3, also totaling 13. The same applies to the D20 he gave to chip. So, if you add 13 and 21, you get 34, no matter numbes were rolled on the dice.
Huh... I didn't know SCP-999 was involved in this game! Also, i'ma predict that the lump sum of those 4 dice is equal to 21+13=34! That mind reader is a con artist and a hack!
At 1:05:50 this is math it will always be 34 because the sum of the opposite side of a die is one higher than the highest then the highest number on the die Ex: 20-1 are opposite on a d20 same with 19-2, 18-3, 17-4 on and on. this is the same for all die types. Well a standard die will have this and the guy here will most like be using a standard dice. This was math not magic sadly
Zuzu tops mind trick? do even dnd dice follow the same rule as a standard 6 sided game dice and the 2 opposite sides add up to the same amount? Because if they do then zuzu's reception on entry kinda makes sense. 😅 the answer to his mind reading trick will always be 34. 😅
hope this doesn't come off as insensitive, and idk if yall reread old videos comments, but I'm gonna talk about my journey to finding this TAZ, first experience with Dnd podcasts. loved it, finished Balance, figured I wouldn't like any other so I didn't bother looking Tried CR off recommendations, it didn't click with me. not enough jokes, but some. never finished any season. found TAZ Balance again, replaid it during a week of work, got recommendations after for Dungeons and Daddies. loved it, finished it, found out i wanted mostly comedy in my DnD podcast experiences tried CR again, maybe 10 episodes in and tried looking more around for more. not enough goofs in it. got recommendations for this. it's way too early to say it's my favorite, but I love it so far. now when I catch up in a week and replay this, I'll see this comment and say, "oh yeah, I drunk commented a story nobody cares about, but that Erica Cochran is fucking funny, and voice to text didn't help spell it. I can probably spell it now": and then I'll successfully spell it in like a week why did you read this
Why did I read this? I like to read old comments and respond to them. I found this by accident after I started playing dnd again and dnd videos showed up. I like comedy in dnd.
Cockatrice have the head of a chicken, both of those calls were extraordinarily inaccurate [i say as someone who has owned both of the aforementioned animals]
@@ao1778 Like u talk, u get a response back. The story is a lil fast paced but their interactions are pretty normal I'm not seeing an issue. The DM keeps everyone kinda on topic but it has their personalities show through fairly well.
The guest voices aren't live, right? They can't react to what the players say. Do they do everything with the DM playing those characters and then have the guests re-record his dialogue? It's a shame the players don't get to hear those performances. Or is this somewhat scripted?
The cast (Gus, Blaine, Barbara, Jon, and Chris) sit down to play and Gus performs all the NPC dialogue. Then we go out and transcribe the entire episode, break out all the NPC lines, and then get voice actors to record lines that we then cut into the episode. The cast usually hears the final product in relistens and live reactions that we do over at patreon.com/stinkydragon !
That's not how "nat 20s" work lol. If you roll a nat 20, you succeed. Even if you have a minus 10 to that skill. A nat 20 is always a nat 20. No -1 = 19 or anything 😅
"Contrary to popular belief, a natural 20 is not an automatic success on skill checks or ability checks in D&D 3rd, 4th, or 5th edition. It is not an automatic success on saving throws in D&D 5th edition."
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I forget sometimes how long the gap in-between recordings is for them. The production is so high quality it really distracts from that fact.
Finally the algorithm gods have blessed me with peak content, found TFTSD through the puppet shorts they’re amazing !
Fr
Chip sounds like the nice canadian dad with a dark past
Yes omg YES
@@Orangecrasher so glad a comment I made last year made someone’s day
@@Milkway66 oop
@@Orangecrasher nice to meet’cha
that's literally his whole character
Chip is just a mix of Flanders and Jim Carry to me and it's great
I'm just imagining Ned Flanders being played by Jim Carry in a live action movie. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
dear god @@KingDugan
So true
as a french person, i gotta say this is hilarious
Oui Oui Oui
Yes! It is! Americans trying to pronounce French stuff is always hilarious :D
Clairement,entendre helga dire «donne moi cette…pain,s’il vous plaît » est juste hilarant 😂
Ça m'a tué ahaha@@zython3456
@christophegerard6012 as an american I will say Americans trying to pronounce anything in any language is hilarious.
Maybe the small vampire could have eaten the "boudin noir" back in the bakery, as it is traditionally made of porcine clotted blood sealed in a animal tripe made-of tube
human blood? im pretty sure vampires can only have human blood
Vampires in DND can eat practically any race. There's no listed specific.
My current campaign has the vampires trying to cull every other race because they prefer the taste of humanity.
@@josephifettuccine7936That’s so extra and I love it
I'm not familiar with French versions, but German Blutwurst is great, it is blood, bacon, barley, and sometimes crushed nuts. God damn I am hungry now.
Chip and Helga’s dynamic remind me of my character and my friends character in our Dnd session. Big old himbo and their tiny cannibal friend.
I like that he adopted the role of bodyguard two seconds after meeting her
Chip and Helga's relationship is just the embodiment of "Extrovert adopts Introvert".
This makes me wish I learned to play DnD earlier in life. Most of these conversations are similar to those I've had in the service and makes me laugh. Thank you
You can still learn
@@sleepylion3369 The game is silly easy to learn. Learning to act as well as these players and DM is a bit harder but 99.9 percent of games are not nearly as actory as this show....
Would genuinely love to see a cartoon about this story. 😊
Yes
Check the shorts!
@@kalanimuncan9807 already have. 😆
Plot twist: Chip's wife was taken in the divorce
Chip's having a rough day, his wifes missing he almost got paralyzed and set of fire and now he's getting several concussions
I can't help but picture Yang just sitting at a table with the RWBY gang playing DnD 😅
For me similar but Simmons DMing
Did they ever make a that triple wolf howling at the double moon into merch l, definitely sounds like something I would buy
Wow chip is like a pokemon constantly repeating his name lol
23:59 love how he was so loud he triggered their mices haha
Chip! I want a new mailbox! [I crack up every time i hear chip say my name as he hits the mailbox]😂
Luckily he's ready to repair it.
I didnt think I would like these cause they arent as serious as some of the other shows I listen to but the comedy is to good for this one, funny but with out derailment. Love it!
Yeah, other dnd holders are kind of in between humour and serious. But you gotta choose, and these ones? They fucking own it
This is my first time hearing of stinky dragon, and it’s really fun so far!!
Maybe you should also release an episode of the Infinight Campaign every week on here. Just so you guys have a backlog on the channel for people to listen to.
By otherwise I love how the portraits light up with the audio. 👌
We might in the future but for now, we're putting all our resources into getting Grotethe on here. But thanks for the compliment!
@@stinkydragonpodI would love that
I want to hear the infinight campaign but it's members only
Intro: 0:20 Q&A: 5:16 Session Start: 9:10 Ad Break end: 33:01
Intro: 0:20
Q&A: 5:16
Session Start: 9:10
Back in time : 10:12
Chip's routine: 14:42
Cuddles, kisses and Carol: 17:34
Chip's tools of the trade: 19:20
Ellga's arrival: 22:21
Constable Whyra: 24:28
Ellga experiences profiling: 25:15
Chip & Ellga: 28:41
Ad Break start: 31:37
Ad Break end (Le chatte Gourmand): 33:01
Mattide (Smash Ash): 34:12
2 * review: 38:43
Wow, I sure do like eating food: 41:52
Barney enters the scene: 44:45
Soo succulent and sweet: 47:27
The Courtyard: 50:07
Plopcorn (you don't know me): 52:33
Commemorative T-nics: 55:57
113th anniversary peace parade: 58:26
Zuzu top: 1:02:47
Character assassination: 1:08:04
Session end: 1:09:38
Postscript: 1:09:45
I did not think I’d enjoy dnd this much
Same i just discovered them.
Heres how that magic trick works. All dice are made so that the opposite numbers always equal the respective dice's highest possible number, plus 1. For example, if barney had a 7, the other side would be a 6. Add them together, you get 13. But if he got a 10, the other side would 3, also totaling 13. The same applies to the D20 he gave to chip. So, if you add 13 and 21, you get 34, no matter numbes were rolled on the dice.
19:50 I cackled at the shoodie joke and I'm embarrassed
Shoodie wear it? Shoodie not?
Nice! "In medias res" story telling
1:01:22 Really looking forward to them releasing the OST for this one.
how is Elga able to hold silver? (since she's a vampire and all that)
That werewolf that can’t have sliver
@@brittneybellshows1568 vampires cant have silver either
@@AliceH66210only in certain mythologies
Half vampire Maybe?
I love the 2 stars on Google review
Huh... I didn't know SCP-999 was involved in this game!
Also, i'ma predict that the lump sum of those 4 dice is equal to 21+13=34! That mind reader is a con artist and a hack!
Where is scp 999? That went over my head
@@hoopa6477 the Orange Blob :3
@@autobotCRSHR ooooohhhhh
@@hoopa6477 :) haha, see? I can also probably pinpoint about 3 other anomalies in this SCP-2006 riddled universe
At 1:05:50 this is math it will always be 34 because the sum of the opposite side of a die is one higher than the highest then the highest number on the die
Ex: 20-1 are opposite on a d20 same with 19-2, 18-3, 17-4 on and on. this is the same for all die types. Well a standard die will have this and the guy here will most like be using a standard dice. This was math not magic sadly
Yessss another episode ❤
Edit: love the lighting for who is talking!
Zuzu tops mind trick? do even dnd dice follow the same rule as a standard 6 sided game dice and the 2 opposite sides add up to the same amount? Because if they do then zuzu's reception on entry kinda makes sense. 😅 the answer to his mind reading trick will always be 34. 😅
Chip character is the best
We don't take kindly to elven children coming into the city
You know I'm still trying to find the first campaign you guys keep making references to would appreciate a link or series like this on UA-cam 😊
Just placing a comment since I'm looking for it as well
It’s on their podcast, it’s not posted on UA-cam
@@sephtis_exists Where can I find it? Sorry
@@tabs0164 It’s on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you watch podcasts.
Imagine elva being a blood hunter
I love Skipper and Chip ❤️
Why did the vendor sound like frieza 😂
Love the red vs blue lines in the intro!
It is me, a they of all ages.
The rain was silver, and silver kills werewolves.
Not me playing a harmonica while watching this-
Hold on. Is this really old fictional character named Barney.... a dinosaur who lives in our imagination?
All i can say is I'm late to the party but damn this is fun!
i wish i could play dnd ive always wanted to, unfortunately noone near me plays anything like that, mostly just MTG groups
hope this doesn't come off as insensitive, and idk if yall reread old videos comments, but I'm gonna talk about my journey to finding this
TAZ, first experience with Dnd podcasts. loved it, finished Balance, figured I wouldn't like any other so I didn't bother looking
Tried CR off recommendations, it didn't click with me. not enough jokes, but some. never finished any season.
found TAZ Balance again, replaid it during a week of work, got recommendations after for Dungeons and Daddies. loved it, finished it, found out i wanted mostly comedy in my DnD podcast experiences
tried CR again, maybe 10 episodes in and tried looking more around for more. not enough goofs in it.
got recommendations for this. it's way too early to say it's my favorite, but I love it so far. now when I catch up in a week and replay this, I'll see this comment and say, "oh yeah, I drunk commented a story nobody cares about, but that Erica Cochran is fucking funny, and voice to text didn't help spell it. I can probably spell it now": and then I'll successfully spell it in like a week
why did you read this
Why did I read this? I like to read old comments and respond to them. I found this by accident after I started playing dnd again and dnd videos showed up. I like comedy in dnd.
@@shortanimations50 I still can't spell it
27:35 definitely vampirism.
33:25 la chatte gourmande (the hungry pussy). Pronounce chatte like the 'a' in apple, but not too long, like shat.
Barney's a player in my head cannon
Chip is such a pal!
I’m happy I found this channel 😃
same
Barney reminds me of a man by the name of James Randal.
Well Boudin noir is traditionally made out of pig blood so Elga should like it 🤣
These guys are so funny
Woah that last guy with the crossbow sounded like stampy
Is this just Gus doing papers please?
any tips for new dnd players or those who are interested in it maybe along with a list of stuff to get to become well acquainted with them
Omg please please make puppets of this campaign please!!
I love yeast
THE ALCHEMIST!!!
Cockatrice have the head of a chicken, both of those calls were extraordinarily inaccurate [i say as someone who has owned both of the aforementioned animals]
For the algorithm 🫡
New to this campaign, is it just me or they really rushing things too fast whenever things were happening
I think they just have a deliberately fast pace.
@@brendancoulter5761 yep, I'm with you
nah I think its them trying to make it as realistic as possible which is yk kinda fast
@@kindasusreadingmyusername2644realistic is anything but "yk kinda fast"...
@@ao1778 Like u talk, u get a response back. The story is a lil fast paced but their interactions are pretty normal I'm not seeing an issue. The DM keeps everyone kinda on topic but it has their personalities show through fairly well.
I’ve never even played DnD because I always thought it would get boring fast, yet these 5 goofballs made me enjoy it
if you like these goofballs you'll love Critical Role's 3 D&D campaigns (literally all pro voice actors/actresses) they're amazing.
The guest voices aren't live, right? They can't react to what the players say. Do they do everything with the DM playing those characters and then have the guests re-record his dialogue? It's a shame the players don't get to hear those performances.
Or is this somewhat scripted?
The cast (Gus, Blaine, Barbara, Jon, and Chris) sit down to play and Gus performs all the NPC dialogue. Then we go out and transcribe the entire episode, break out all the NPC lines, and then get voice actors to record lines that we then cut into the episode. The cast usually hears the final product in relistens and live reactions that we do over at patreon.com/stinkydragon !
@@stinkydragonpod Makes sense. Thanks for the reply.
into music is a little peaky, i know im 5 months late
well 5 months is better than 10 months late
How did they do a vampire class
Elga is a barbarion, I think, with a vampire race. Probably a homebrew or from some module I don't remember
Wait WHAT!!!!!? Yall got HVP? My mind is blown! Where's Paige!? Lol
robbing castle never is not worth the risk, but robing your audiance is?
Why does the name make me think of ZZ top
43:57 mmmmm yummies
What is worth of a silver price in Canadian dollars?
Who does the NPC voices?
How join discord
I wish I could play dnd with yall but I'm sure schedule wouldn't fit yalls
That's not how "nat 20s" work lol. If you roll a nat 20, you succeed. Even if you have a minus 10 to that skill. A nat 20 is always a nat 20. No -1 = 19 or anything 😅
"Contrary to popular belief, a natural 20 is not an automatic success on skill checks or ability checks in D&D 3rd, 4th, or 5th edition. It is not an automatic success on saving throws in D&D 5th edition."
Also, rules are more like suggestions anyway. Everything works as the DM says it works
@randomnickify Right, but I mean as an attack roll, it's an auto crit/ hit, no matter the enemy's AC. Same as a natural 1 is a critical miss.
Cool😊
20:23
27:21
Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
Where can I find the previous adventure?
Over on Roosterteeth.com or any podcast service!
@@stinkydragonpod Thank you very much. I'm traveling to Denmark tomorrow and I need something to listen to.
Thank god, I have been wondering this for DAYS