I think he has several now but over time they kinda started looking, well, in Puffy's wise words: "I don't think Ponk actually knows what a lemon tree IS"
OH MY GOD, im laughing so hard rn, not only did she say bruno mars for ponk (which we all know what cursed of a video tommy did with his song) BUT SHE ALSO GUESSED HIS NAME AS TIMOTHY- I CANT HAHAHAHA
"I love arson" during Tubbos bit I just remember Tubbo's little "we didn't start the fire" in front of the fire haha I love this her trying to guess their names when they have odd names like Skeppy
@@Rainaroni so true when it's an odd name I'm like come on you can do this you can guess their actually name like the people with odd names usually have basic names like Skeppy is Zak 😂 its so funny though the thought process behind her or anyone trying to come up with their names
A while back I had seen something that explained the Dream SMP in 3 photos, each of which were a cover for a show/musical and it explained some main plot points perfectly. Season 1: Hamilton(duh), Season 2: Heathers, and Season 3: Stranger Things.
When she said that ponk likes trees she was right thinking back to before season one when his lemon tree was burnt which had a big part in the disc saga
callahan: captain america sam/awesamdude: king jorge ponk: bruno mars and timothy pluto tubbo: joey punz: lawrence fundy: ol’ jiminey christmas purpled: purple guy (ain’t wrong) wilbur: the pope schlatt: harambee/i skeppy: jimmy eret: will (step aside wilbur) turner
@@Rainaroni oh shit-- i mean same though, i really put that so it didnt come off as if i was dissing your sister or seemingly being mean, but i guess sisters are like that :P
honestly dream is the main character, it is his smp and he is involved in everyone’s story, he’s just a villain instead of the good guy but he’s still the main character
I just "entered" de dream smp fandom and I'm also clueless of what is going on🤣 is there a good way to start understanding the lore? I never even watched Dream (or any minecraft streamers) before I discovered dream smp! Is there a good video with a good resume of what is going on??
(This is copy pasted from messages I sent my friend so in random spots there will be capital letters, ignore em) Ok so Dream team was just messing around Then the stupid duo tm (Tommy Tubbo Wilbur) Made a nation 👁👁 Uh war because dream don’t like freedom Then dream stole the toddlers disks and he got angry and started a war 👁👁👊👊 Then new election, ruh roh Wilbur lost 😳Wilbur and Tommy got thrown out of l’manburg and started a new nation pogtopia And uhhh Wilbur blew up lmanburg when he got it back o h n o 🥱🥱 Then Wilbur just died Oh yea shlatt also had a heart attack Now he’s glatt 👁👁 So tubbo now president Techno mad because government Tommy got exiled Because dream said either they exile Tommy or he makes walls around lmanburg and imprisons everybody Then Tommy run to technoblade 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ And betrays him again 🙄 by going to tubbo Uhhh 😦 Techno blows up L’manburg Then Tommy and tubbo fight dream Since they’re m i n o r s They lost But everybody else in the dream smp came to save them and put dream in prison (While quackity was naked might I add) And holding a carrot why is he holding a carrot🙂? So Tommy visits Dream in prison last time Ruh roh tnt and he can’t go out because of security issues Oh and mind controling egg vines grow on the server Then Tommy is revived 💃🕺💃🕺 But has ptsd and can’t get hit without freaking out 😃 So when he gets out of the prison he is greeted by 1. His hotel was taken from him 2. His house was taken from him 3. Tubbo and ranboo got married and adopted a piglin named micheal And 4. Everybody is freaked out when they see him because he should be _dead_ Oh and puffy is now giving him therapy
I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot ay yo I'm just like my country I'm young scrappy and hungry I am not throwing away my shot
About Alyssa, she actually doesnt have a UA-cam channel, she just played on the SMP in the early days, hence why you couldn't find a pfp. After Dream switched server IPs she kinda just drifted away from the SMP (I think she was planned to come back eventually?)
Your sister at Wilbur: HES THE POPE
*failed wedding flashbacks*
True hahahah
LOL
PLS-
Spoiler
popebur
“Poor people can never be president”
Little does she know that Tubbo is the president XD
*Was... cue the intense crying ;-;
@@Rainaroni I mean...he's technically still the president of...L'man...hole
@@ata2365 TY FOR THAT IT MADE ME SNORT-
@@ata2365 LMANHOLE PLS
_Laughs in DadSchlatt AU_
Dude your parents are just gonna hear your sister shouting *" HE'S IN A DRUG CARTEL"*.
Not something that's unusual in this household lol
@@Rainaroni WHAT?!
@@Rainaroni s a m e t h o
That's what I was thinking
@@Rainaroni I mean… Same tho 🤷♀️
As a British person myself, that was a decent imitation.
All the years of Downton Abbey have paid off for her ig lol
@@Rainaroni i dont watch downtown abby RAINE >:(
@@rainessister4315 filthy lies
@@Rainaroni how dare u i would never lie
@@rainessister4315 ur nose lookin might long there Pinocchio
dream the poor homeless teletubby.
Don't worry, Sam helped give the homeless man a new permanent house :)
LMFAO FRR
@@Rainaroni he gave him a house but dream is trapped in that house forever
He’s basically house arrest cause he Doesn’t have one
House arrest 2
she did guess that ponk likes trees. wasn't his lemon tree kinda important to the very first war on the server?
Aw man I didn't even put that together lol
Yes it was!
Yes! And there were several battles over following Lemon Trees. The current one is still existing :)
Yes it was!
"He likes trees"
I mean technecally she wasn't wrong, Ponk did have a lemon tree (I think that was him)
yes that was him you are correct
I think he has several now but over time they kinda started looking, well, in Puffy's wise words: "I don't think Ponk actually knows what a lemon tree IS"
"Is santa political?"
Top 10 questions we still cant answer
If not he's definitely controversial with the whole "watching while u sleep" lol
He was certainly never meant to be, according to Eret's chat.
what if he was secretly the government and thats why we think he isnt real
"Why does he have brown hair and then blond hair?" I've been wondering the same thing since I first saw the SMP
I think he's a South Park character and not actually himself lol
His Minecraft skin is Tweek from South Park
Well he IS Tweek.
*"Because it's called the DREAM smp"*
*Tommy wanting to name the server Innit SMP as soon as dream got put in jail*
Lol the Innit SMP uses discs are currency
@@Rainaroni yez
OH MY GOD, im laughing so hard rn,
not only did she say bruno mars for ponk (which we all know what cursed of a video tommy did with his song)
BUT SHE ALSO GUESSED HIS NAME AS TIMOTHY-
I CANT HAHAHAHA
“He don’t know nobody”
Me: ITS DREAM HUSBAND WHYYYYYYYYY”
Well... Until a certain colorblind man ruins the wedding-
@@Rainaroni ;
:)
I like how right away with Callahan she just said "Captain America"
I was so disappointed in how uncreative she was lol
“No I LOVE arson” LMAOOOFRJRFKRFN WHAT
We have no braincells and commit crimes with dignity /j
@@Rainaroni W H A T
"I love arson" during Tubbos bit I just remember Tubbo's little "we didn't start the fire" in front of the fire haha I love this her trying to guess their names when they have odd names like Skeppy
She can't guess "Skeppy" but she can name people f-ing AGAMEMNON lmao
@@Rainaroni so true when it's an odd name I'm like come on you can do this you can guess their actually name like the people with odd names usually have basic names like Skeppy is Zak 😂 its so funny though the thought process behind her or anyone trying to come up with their names
@@Rainaroni Also I need to add any time mellohi started playing I was just getting Ranboo panic room ptsd (assuming you know what i mean)
@@courtneytwing aw man ye mellohi just hit different :)
Punz: *iM lAwReNcE*
First time listening to you...
The thumbnail and the title...
*I ALREADY KNOW IM GONNA LOVE YOUR CHANNEL*
I'll take note that this is good content and we'll make lots more :D
@@Rainaroni thx for telling me that :}
she is sooooooooooooo freakishly accurate
She's right but wrong ways lmao
A while back I had seen something that explained the Dream SMP in 3 photos, each of which were a cover for a show/musical and it explained some main plot points perfectly. Season 1: Hamilton(duh), Season 2: Heathers, and Season 3: Stranger Things.
YEP AND A LITTLE SPRINKLING OF AVENGERS
When she said that ponk likes trees she was right thinking back to before season one when his lemon tree was burnt which had a big part in the disc saga
Your sister about Sapnap being married: No
Karl and Quackity: *slowly fading out of the universe*
Commence the Thanos snap ceremony
Well quackity is gone now.....
@@traceymaddocks1371 😭 it wasn’t Karls fault 😭
Talking about Bad- “He’s never been mad in his life”
*Flashbacks to the egg*
*flashback to anytime Quackity speaks*
@@Rainaroni that too lol
callahan: captain america
sam/awesamdude: king jorge
ponk: bruno mars and timothy pluto
tubbo: joey
punz: lawrence
fundy: ol’ jiminey christmas
purpled: purple guy (ain’t wrong)
wilbur: the pope
schlatt: harambee/i
skeppy: jimmy
eret: will (step aside wilbur) turner
Not only can you get a 2 for 1 deal on Georges, but if you call in now we'll also throw in 2 WILLS! Thats right, 4 copies for the price of 1!
Purpled behind the slaughter haahha
I don't know why but your sister half-correct assumptions bring back a ton of memories from funny bits on the smp
I miss those streams where everyone was just yelling about Tubbo was a hostage in the archives :')
Me: imagine if she would’ve said that Bad has lice...🤣
"WHY GOT LICE IN YOUR HEAD BBH"
@@Rainaroni 🤣Exactly where I was coming from ❤️
me watching this and hoping that karl takes these to the tales of the smp series
An episode where the king of the creeps rises to conquer all of the smp
I mean knowing how much creepers kill people I wouldn’t doubt it
Okay, bad sometimes has a dark part of his role, quite a bit from what Ive seen actually, BUT HE IS NOTTTTT IN A DRUG CARTEL HOLY-
Well.... Consider if he DID- /hj
When she said Bruno Mars, immediately thought of "JUMP IN THE CADDILAC-"
Tommy: GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT :D
@@Rainaroni ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON IT
@@brbrbrbreannad3610 YOU DESERVE IT BABY, YOU DESERVE IT ALL
@@taina3634 AND IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
this is SO FUNNY keep it up!
The trick to being funny is just to make my sister look stupid and Imma live by this 👌
@@Rainaroni 😂😂😂😂
I love how she called punz Lawrence because I used to be a huge aphmau fan and he does kind look like Lawrence
Why do I understand what you're saying lmao :0
I love the idea of skeppy being the president
Her: Dream is the main character
Dream: I WISH
Welp... Now he's a mf GOD so he's gettin closer
She calls everyone who’s skin has something to do with green poor lol
The green on their clothes overcompensates for the lack of green in their banks lmao
@@Rainaroni haha
Skeppy is now canonically the president of l`manberg.
...or what's left of it ;-;
@@Rainaroni lol
Just imagine badboyhalo selling drugs LOL
He yells language as he hands it to them lol
“Here would you like some language?”
Let me introduce the Dream smp
A mix of Hamilton and Heathers
Exactly lol
This is so funny! It would be hilarious to see the actual members of the dream smp react to this.
If they did I would physically explode. Just cease to exist.
I love how everyone here new what she meant when she said "something that involved dream and george... and treasure planet"
Tbh thats just one of my favorite videos cuz its SO FUNNY
i thought we all non-verbally agreed that tommy was the main character
edit: well now ranboo is the main character but ykyk
King Jorge supremacy my guy 👌
@Maxwell McCarren And then there's Chunky! He's dead.
Well he’s not anymore,but he’s still fucked up (probably even more now)
Rainaroni: Who is this
Sister: George
Rainaroni: What’s His Role
Me: The Man That Is Never There For Anything Ever
Mr.NotFound himself
I think everyone agrees with quackity when he say “F#@K YOU GEORGE ITS ALL YOUR FAULT”
He is never there he always sleeps
Hes the purple guy
I'd say that wilbur is the glichtrap parasite
“Is that a really long beard?”
OH GOD I CSNT UNSEE IT NOW
DSMP but they all have beards
@@Rainaroni no
Stop
I’m gonna have to draw this now ._.
“He’s rich~
Lawrence is rich~~~”
yo she done a good british accent.im from essex and i cant do that voice
So she's been officially approved to become British?? :0
2:19 in the background I said Sapnap XD
**WHEEZE** THIS BROUGHT ME SO MUCH JOY OH MY GOSH THANK YOU
GLAD WE MADE U LAUGH :D
Sapnap has an animal killer role
I'm so sad she couldn't sense his murderous tendencies
Sister: He’s the main character cause... The SMP is called Dreamsmp!
Me: Ho, ho, ho, you would think so wouldn't you?
"Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"
Can't belive tubbo is now Joey XD that was hilarious
Tubbo? Nah, Joey
YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT PURPLED AND THE BIT OF 87 WITH MARKS PICTURE HAD ME DEAD I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEO
I'm happy that made u laugh cuz that was one of my favorite jokes from the vid tbh LMAO
Might just be me, but i can hear music disc Cat in the background at the start
Yeah I just used a playlist with all the music discs for bg music :D
Hamilton and Heathers...
Perfect analogy
“Its a Polygamys Couple?” LMFAOOOO THAT KILLED ME-
We still argue about this one- ;-;
the "oH rEalLY- HAA" sounds so like: i watched the whole series and you dont even know mf--!! (your sister sounds so sweet)
Don't call her sweet, she'll sense it like a bloodhound and come running- /j
@@Rainaroni oh shit-- i mean same though, i really put that so it didnt come off as if i was dissing your sister or seemingly being mean, but i guess sisters are like that :P
@@dizzybunni1296 lmao the sister uprising is upon is my friend, we must build our defenses with insults
@@Rainaroni HAHAHA oh boy, someones popping off soon
When you asked your sister what Dream's role was I thought she said "He's a wh**e"
Also
P o l i t i c a l S a n t a
What's his catchphrase?
"DRUGS"
:::::::00000000
I like how she said that george has a wife, like any relationship on the dream smp would be straight
Then theres Tommy- oh nvm he's a lesbian
oh wait I forgot about Wilbur and a FISH
When she said me gusts she sounded exactly like lani
A little bit omg ur right... Now I gotta learn how to sound like my guy Tubbo
He has 2 fiancés (Karl and quackity)
Me: umm not anymore :’(
*cries in canon angst*
I'm sorry but i was dying through it all
Especially when she called dream poor and said sapnap isn't married
I just your sister is amazing 😔❤️
I will never let her know you said this
@@Rainaroni XD u are too, also
Let me be jealous of her British accent to the no me gusta
Sad British born noises
Wait I just noticed ponk is wearing Gogy glasses-
I'm watching this video on my tv. I still am laughing my head off. Bad in a drug cartel 😂 I already love your channel.
TYSM we are watching u thru the screen cuz we're half-human and half-machine :) /j
@@Rainaroni NP nice to know you and your sister is watching me thru the screen! 😂
Yeah- you earned a sub , you’re a really cool guy/girl/person (Whichever you prefer!) , and just- all I can say is Pogchamp. :D
TY U ARE ALSO VERY POGCHAMP MY FRIEND 🙏
@@Rainaroni THANK YOU MY FRIEND o7
Your sister reminded me of my little sister that has passed this video just puts a smile to my face :)
I'm so sorry and I hope you're doing ok, but I'm glad to hear we were able to make you smile. Stay safe my guy ❤ :')
I love this your sister is really funny 😂💖
I take credit for all her humor lol
I LOVE THIS SM 😭💀
THANK YOU SM 😭❤
@@Rainaroni NPPP I LOVE THE VIDDD
One sister: Trying to keep it political and ordinary
Other sister: Making up random things that aren't political
Canon drug cartel over politics 🙏
7:56 ( Gets flashbacks to the lemon tree )
Autotuned crying
As an obsessed Hamilton fan, ✨I approve 👌✨
I am not throwin away my... SHOT
@@Rainaroni yasssss ✨😎✨
@@Rainaroni how many times have you watched it?
@@primarypreywest5092 too many
@@Rainaroni same XD
Already funny, but I want to see a reveal! :D That would be hilarious!!!!!
WELP I GUESS I KNOW WHAT WE'RE WORKING ON AFTER I FINISH THE NEXT VIDEO LOL
@@Rainaroni Thank you! I Can't wait. :)
18:46
*Jimmy*
Me: puts the video in a mini screen
Also me: *Sees jimmy Aka a mrbeast vid*
👀👍🏻
The vid was ‘Anthing you can fit in the triangle ill pay for’ posted 6 days ago
We have hacked your technology and taken control of your mind /j
I never knew your sister likes anarchy
She's a fan of crime my good lad /j
I’M CRYING. HELP. I’M ALSO SUBBING-
pls do more dsmp 🤩
@@eskaywai I'll try to think of dsmp ideas but I can't come up with anything besides this video lmao
@@Rainaroni yay ☺️ take ur time
YOU KNOW WHAT- WHEN BBH HAS A MEDIASHARE THINGY IMA SEND THE PART WHERE SHE GUESSES HIM-
If u do and he gets mad at me I will not give u the money back as compensation /lh
@@Rainaroni LMAO-
this is bootiful ->-
Ty❤
honestly dream is the main character, it is his smp and he is involved in everyone’s story, he’s just a villain instead of the good guy but he’s still the main character
He's deffo one of the main characters lol
“Lawrence” I didn’t know it was punz (I don’t watch punz) but I thought it and looked it up, and it showed his profile picture and I almost screamed-
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH- :0
@@Rainaroni YES >:)
9:55: what is his catchphrase
Me: mum am i adopted
Also "just killed a woman. Feeling good."
I am watching this at 0am and waking my family up cos laughter lol
LOL don't get them mad at ME too 😆
13:18 HE WAS A SKATEr BOY SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY HE WASNT GOOOD ENOUUGH FOR HeR
POP OFF CENTRAL MY GUUUUYYY
Schlatt would be honored to be compared to such a great American legend
Pog video my guy, keep it up
Thank you so much my guy :)
@@Rainaroni no problem bro
I just "entered" de dream smp fandom and I'm also clueless of what is going on🤣 is there a good way to start understanding the lore? I never even watched Dream (or any minecraft streamers) before I discovered dream smp! Is there a good video with a good resume of what is going on??
Try watching some animatics or recap videos so u dont watch HOURS of stream footage my guy
@@Rainaroni oh my friend, I have watched so many animatics ... I'm like "who the hell are those people " lol . Thanks for the advice tho ♡
(This is copy pasted from messages I sent my friend so in random spots there will be capital letters, ignore em)
Ok so Dream team was just messing around Then the stupid duo tm (Tommy Tubbo Wilbur) Made a nation 👁👁 Uh war because dream don’t like freedom Then dream stole the toddlers disks and he got angry and started a war 👁👁👊👊 Then new election, ruh roh Wilbur lost 😳Wilbur and Tommy got thrown out of l’manburg and started a new nation pogtopia And uhhh Wilbur blew up lmanburg when he got it back o h n o 🥱🥱 Then Wilbur just died Oh yea shlatt also had a heart attack Now he’s glatt 👁👁 So tubbo now president Techno mad because government Tommy got exiled Because dream said either they exile Tommy or he makes walls around lmanburg and imprisons everybody Then Tommy run to technoblade 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ And betrays him again 🙄 by going to tubbo Uhhh 😦 Techno blows up L’manburg Then Tommy and tubbo fight dream Since they’re m i n o r s They lost But everybody else in the dream smp came to save them and put dream in prison (While quackity was naked might I add) And holding a carrot why is he holding a carrot🙂? So Tommy visits Dream in prison last time Ruh roh tnt and he can’t go out because of security issues Oh and mind controling egg vines grow on the server Then Tommy is revived 💃🕺💃🕺 But has ptsd and can’t get hit without freaking out 😃 So when he gets out of the prison he is greeted by
1. His hotel was taken from him
2. His house was taken from him
3. Tubbo and ranboo got married and adopted a piglin named micheal
And
4. Everybody is freaked out when they see him because he should be _dead_
Oh and puffy is now giving him therapy
You need to do a video to explain the smp to your sister
About 60% done with editing 👌
i laughed so loud watching this keep up the godd work :D
Tysm my guy, I'm glad we made u laugh :D
14:17 I thought of when he yells "Church PRI-"
Fundy: TWITCH PR-
Fuc- I'm thinking of George as ANgelica-
I just see it- for some damn reason
Like Angelica, he disappeared for half the show-
@@Rainaroni AYEE! YOUR RIGHT!
Oh good flashback to tommy I heard bruno and was like oh god😳😭😂
JUMP IN THE CAAC
You guys are both really funny :)
Tysm my guy, that means a lot ;v;
"Their can only be one king"
Me: Well she's gonna be really confused with Eret,Techno and Ranboo..
Haha many crowns
@@Rainaroni Many.
Her: you watch tommy alot
You: yes I do
Me: SAME!✋
You: I watch him alot(tubbo)
Me: SAME! ✋
No social life = watches everything
WILBUR IS THE POPE
CHURCH PRIMEEEEEE
😂😂
Only true pope
I am not throwing away my shot I am not throwing away my shot ay yo I'm just like my country I'm young scrappy and hungry I am not throwing away my shot
IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE-
@@Rainaroni I probably shouldn't brag but dang I amaze and astonish
Wilbur:guy, who created L'manberg, went insane blowned it and became ghost.
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh... just a pope....
Welcome to the Church of Prime my friend
This is so cool!!
Thank you Riley L :)
About Alyssa, she actually doesnt have a UA-cam channel, she just played on the SMP in the early days, hence why you couldn't find a pfp. After Dream switched server IPs she kinda just drifted away from the SMP (I think she was planned to come back eventually?)
Yeah, I didnt watch until after she left :(
@@Rainaroni Yeah same, she's pretty obscure now but a pretty interesting piece of the server history
You made it seem like everything revolved around the politics, and that limited your sisters guesses
Well that's much simpler than explaining all the marriages... And Dream XD... And the prank on BBH'S house :')
@@Rainaroni well yeah, but there are much more than only presidents and kings
Oh my gosh this is comedic gold!
TYSM
9:41 Her sister is SO wrong about tommy
Me gusta bro
i had a guardian named Mikayla. she had 5 cats-
Bruh she sounds like a damn mood
@@Rainaroni lmao she was actually the best guardian i had
watching this later and george is canonically married to ninja... how did she know
WAI- WAI- WAI- WAI- WAI- WAIT-