BLOOD & MAKEUP: Part 3 of 3 (NOT FOR KIDS)
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- The third and final part of the crime documentary following a series of murders connected to a television clown.
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Thank you to everyone who's been so patient with this series!
BLACK RIFLE VETS FEATURED:
Matt Best
Jared Taylor
Evan Hafer
Eli Cuevas
Mason Gordon
and
Paulette Jones as Lt. C**ksucker
I love how he filmed a separate scene with the children so they wouldn’t have to hear him cussing
Brandon is really a good man deep down, even if his persona doesn't show that. He's done some really good things over the years.
@@cognizant3252 i wouldn’t say deep down cause it implies he’s not friendly or good irl or when he’s not acting, but yeah i agree
How did he get this to be monitized
@@FlusteredBushStudios a lot of people can confirm that brandon is a really nice person, it's just for his acting it doesn't seem like it, but he really is.
Dddduuh here’s your 960th friggen like
Blah Blah isn’t even a real criminal, and yet, his true crime documentary is better than most real criminals’.
Facts lol
agree
True
how are u sure it aint real tho....
thats becuase he can come up with more things, a real criminal isnt thinking of a 1000 things he can do to make his story good
BLAH BLAH IS SUCH A MISUNDERSTOOD MAN OH MAN
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear neal
@@AxxLAfriku who even are you?
@@jonathandoe7147 the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE ofcourse.
I think they ate too much bla bla bars
Are you tv jesus?
“Language!”
“I’m from fucken Texas”
“I’ll allow it”
As a person from Texas this shit was to funny
I have a question, is it refered to as Texans? I'm genuinely asking
@@Brigeb20yup that's the correct term
Lol same
Same
As someone else from Texas, It was hilarious!
"Distraction!"
"Where?!"
"Pussy Attack!"
*"This pussy is tough on crime!"*
The writing in this series and Brandon Rogers' work as a whole is unparalleled.
bruh this was IMAACULATE, this should litterally be a show.
its literally already movie length
it is
I' m glad someone else thinks the same, I really enjoyed watching this!!!
I wouldn’t want some network to own this show
Brandon should do a Netflix original commedy crime shoe
I haven't said anything about this yet, but the fact that Brandon was able to put together an opening credits scene that looks SO MUCH like the ones out of American Horror Story but still have its own originality to it is FUCKING fantastic!
I agree he has a good editor or he is a good editor
@@g00dguyshoez99 the credits say Brandon was the editor, so I just guess he edited it
@@layne4394 thanks for pointing that out I don't really pay attention to end credits that much. And can we just acknowledge how much we love that marlon webb was in his videos I love that guy. He's hilarious. I think Brandon is capable of making his own real movies and making big money off of them or just being a good director
If you like that animation some of Brandon's early videos are completely in that style!
@@demzilla1875 I've seen!! Its dope**
This is a combination of serious, comedy, horror, mystery, satire, and tons of symbolism. "When life gets you scared...just remember, it's all one big joke".
"Because kids, IT'S ALL ONE BIG JOKE"
yeah that was
too deep
I don’t get it
@@precious0079 don’t get scared about things, it’s just a joke.
this quote had me shook
@@woundedpossums4740 gave me the chills
Daniel: "I have evidence!"
Dumbass Judge: "Won't allow it!"
Never have I ever seen something more accurate.
It's so accurate it's sad
well of course, you just can allow evidence that come from a friend of the accuser without the police peritage...
More so now than ever
It goes to show that the justice system can be full of shit
Sounds like amber heards lawyer lol
I’ll never stop being a fan of Brandon Rogers. This man is a genius! & his cast is always amazing.
its basically just him lol
@@otacogaming PFFFT
shut
Couldn’t have said it better myself
True xD
Real crime documentaries: ❌
Blood and makeup: ✅
I agree, but what is that username
@@achiblitz_ Random Guy? That may be one of the most normal and tame yt usernames I've ever seen, "Inky syndicate"
@@aniyilator they changed it since i commented, and mine is just expressing my interests
same lol
"Don't worry civilian, Eddie Oswald can't hurt you anymore"
"Uh"💀💀
Its cause when Buttler said Eddie dont shoot her he wanted to make it seem like Eddie was gonna kill Wendie and get Detective Pp to shoot him so he can be saved
Pp after finding out: OH FU-
Reminds me of a movie I saw
Why does Brandon Rodgers make better episodes then most shows
This guy gets it
@@jamesjoe4654 shut up lmao
@@melaniemartinezismywife tell that to the brandon suck ups
@@jamesjoe4654 let’s calm down. Why is complimenting a man on his obvious talents so offensive to you?
@@certainlynotsteve1571 because it's repetitive and generic
Even though this is all acting, this feels more real than most actual crime shows. Phenomenal job to everyone involved.
Same for me, it looks like a legitimate serial killer documentary. Until revealed he is somewhat innocent.
Well that is what good acting looks like
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 I know, I just wanted to give a genuine compliment
@@avenlmfao Oh no I got that. I wsa just adding onto it. Apologies if the tone came off as condescending or or.
It does
why is nobody talking about daniel putting together all the pieces of the puzzle? i just thought eddie did it and that was it but this had such deeper meaning! this series made me feel all kinds of emotions, and not alot can do that anymore. and the best part is, its all fake and still done better than real ones. great job, brandon!
YESSAME
I that he was innocent from the first 2 episodes and then I got skeptical when when they put him in the asylum them I thought he was innocent again
The “sianara glitterdick” was so powerful.
maam pretty sure it was "sayonara"
@@ziamomoring6706 not everyone is multilingual
Only Anthony Padildo could come up with something that insane and only Brandon motherfucking Rogers can come up with this masterpiece of a horror documentary
@@bmanwgd9798 the captions are right there
Bone apple tea
I’m convinced that this entire series was just an elaborate scheme to get a Anthony in a nurse outfit
Same xD
Best scheme of all time
That is very likely.
i love it
I knew Clive was evil from the start, or is that just me?
“Distraction”
*wHeRE*
Best detective ever 😂
She gets shit done.
Just reminded me of “what is that? I think it’s your honor!” “ *wHeRe* “ (only the real ones know)
She’s my favorite character no joke XD I love that part btw
The fact that not one but two drag queens that were on RuPaul's Drag Race were on this amazes me.
Im guessing this was before his facelife huh??
@@x-Clover-x ?
@@orkzisdabest69420 Lucy Laduca! :)
@Misa-Aname Lucy Laduca!
The real villain here was brandon for not washing his hands after peeing.
My thoughts exactly.
Nah piss is pretty sanitary
Well to be fair he saw a cop commit suicide.
he doesn't need to because he got his hands chopped off
his hands got chopped off soon after so it all works out
it kinda upsets me that his views have declined over the years, he really does put so much effort and work into his videos, he was my whole childhood, truly do people recognise his talent of editing and filming
Are you kicking me have seen the comment section????????!!!!. .🤔😑.
@@delete---7593
Views not comments.
i love brandon’s videos but from my friends opinions they don’t like him, reason why is because of how he uses the same jokes over and over like the shit jokes. and how nasty he can be, this is just my friends opinion
@@vee1098 your friends opinion is stupid, you don’t need to repeat it
It’s not for views that’s not what’s important
Does anyone else think Brandon Roger's deserves way more recognition? He's amazingly talented and this little series proves that. I genuinely wish he was recognized by mainstream media and had his own actual television series or channel because he deserves it.
As much as I want to see him get super rich and successful, I doubt he would have the creative control to do such beautifully intricate madness with a network. He would also have to operate on a deadline, and you never know how that would impact his art. UA-cam is one of the only places you don't have to do that.
The world isn't ready for him sadly
@Christian Villagomez Yeah like blame the hero was fantastic
Yes he does.
The best thing about this miniseries is that it was a genuine murder mystery. All of the puzzle pieces were there along the way that led to the true killer, presented in a way that doesn't make you think about it until Daniel starts to look into the deaths.
Also, the fact that the detective threw a whole ass severed head into public trash is the funniest fucking part of the ending. 😂
U just sum up a series that could’ve been 12 seasons long in 20 minutes, like it was nothing... u deserve the world
i wish it was 12 seasons long
@@ayyyayay I wish it was longer, nothing but pure entertainment
Actually 50 because of the other episodes
And its all brandon universe canon
Exactly LIKE GIVE THIS GUY CREDIT FOR HIS CONTENT
Nobody’s gonna talk about the BRILLIANT acting by the man in the neck brace? I mean, phenomenal. Frl.
he's been in a bunch of brandon roger's videos
pretty sure he was on disney channel too
He really is.
@Coup de grâce Which episode ?
Thats Jack Plotknick
he was the voice of Xandir in Drawn Together and played Evie Harris in a film called Girls will be Girls
Brandon Rodgers: an underrated comedic genius.
A man who can make an masterpiece.
Hes won many Streamys for his work and is currently nominated for 1
... is he underrated?
@@SoulSukkur who knows, it their opinion as facts
He is a masterpiece.
Underrated?
This is so weird that it’s genius. To construct such a complex story in the context of something that on the surface just looks like insanity, it takes an enormous amount of creativity. Horror is most definitely Brandon’s style, hope he makes more stuff like this
"Language!"
"Im from Texas"
"Ill allow it."
Danr tootin right yeeee haaaaa
From a fello texan
@@dontknowwhattonamemyself978
yee yee........
im not a texan, im from georgia...but still applies-
Funniest shit I've seen all damn year! XD
if you disagree I'll fill you full of more holes than a lettuce leaf in a hail storm
Or something
Allow him to curse or allow him to be Texan?
This series perfectly shows how well Brandon Roger's can blend horror and comedy so well! One minute you could be laughing your head off, next minute you get a shiver down your spine, at no point did i felt that one was overpowering the other, this is a talent that many writers can struggle with but Brandon pulls it off effortlessly
I want to Brandon to actually make his own movies. So he can become famous
Unpopular opinion: Brandon Rogers is one of the most underrated writers ever
He is a literal genius
Are we gonna ignore Bryce’s election campaign? “In THRUST We TRUST”
@Estela Lopez Bryce Tankthrust
*I mean, I’d vote if I were American.*
Asmodeus. also
Can we just appreciate how Brandon manged to include all the main characters of Magic Funhouse into this doc, I just find that amazing.
this proves that Brandon Rogers is more than capable of having an actual TV show.
I think Magic Funhouse proved that ♡
Brendan
Rod-gers?
I love it
How did you manage to misspell both his first AND last name
This is actually my very first time seeing Anthony acting out again after quitting Smosh like 4 years ago. It's actually amazing and a surprise seeing him again.
he is also in other vids with brandon
Yeah he was in Stuff and Sam right?
I believe in him. Maybe it's not believing, it is a wish, a hope. But, if I've ever seen someone that needs to be a part of AHS, or Rick and morty, or honestly anything else. Aslong as there is a ruckus in the plot, or deep cringy things that have to be said. I know he can do it. I guess just my opinion. But, Literally he is too good for SNL. Also, may I mention the way he holds out to post until it is right, at the right time. AMH.... Im watching the new one (watched all).... and ill be damned if I didn't think he belongs in there.
@@MangoMagica Day at the Beach and Blame the Hero
A suprise to be sure but a welcome one
Bryce tankthrust is literally the one person who’s more insane than blahblah tbh
And Bobby
@@alesiat1320 imagine if sam was the killer the whole time
In Thrust we trust
@@redsoldier6828 Sam is really the only sane person in Brandon Rogers characters
What about Donna
"My women and my men, and my non-binary friends"
that genuinely made me smile!
It's wholesome and true, because everyone's a clown.
UGHHH YESSSSSS THANK YOUUU
I screen recorded it
@@Kaikyrissthat's super weird
It is insane how well he made this tie into Clowns On A Date, when that was posted 9 months ago. Its so impressive to see how much pre planning went into this, like with Blame The Hero. Amazing, well done Brandon!!
I want a whole series about detective pp and her stories about her solving crimes and shit.
same
I hope he reads this and does this
Oh damn
ME TOO SHE IS SUCH AN IDIOT AND THE COMEDY IS GOLDEN
simply the best character to come out of this series imo, I would die for more pp
I can't believe he made a whole story so satisfying with just 3 episodes. This is clearly a true piece of art, the way you link each details to one another. You did a great job.
Its so perfect
What a master mind
I love the twist! It’s like, Eddie killed them but he actually didn’t. It was the candy bars that did the killing. Made them kill others then themselves
Everyone expects the crazy clown to be the killer so the reverse is a helluva twist.
The layers of storytelling is insane, truly a great production.
“When life gets you scared, and your pants get soaked, it’s all wasted fear, because it’s just one big joke.” Nice rhyme.
Bruh I red that 2 times and it wasnt a rhyme
@@sahadaabubakari9424 soaked and joke. It's not a perfect rhyme, but it's good enough.
@@hyliastone286 I didn't notice that cuz I was reading fast
I genuinely don’t get how someone doing this for fun can make a 3 part movie that’s better than most films today,anyone else agree?
I di
That's because the people who make these videos actually care about their work. Hollywood only uses the fact that their names mean something to people.
@@donaddams8825 This is so true. This is real art that these content creators care about. I love it
Agreed
Yuuuup
i love that all of brandon’s characters are in the same universe. it’s awesome to see tankthrust interact with everyone specifically since she’s the president lol
Is this a horror? Thriller? Comedy?
Brandon: Yes
The best part about Daniel’s investigation is that it all revolved around camera footage, while he is a camera man
oh damn
That is some damn good writing. Holy crap Brandon!
“It’s all wasted fear because kids, it’s all one big joke” 20:33 one of the best quotes from Brandon Rogers
I absolutely love the work that goes into these videos. The way this was made is so damn clever and the editing was fantastic. As an aspiring filmmaker, all of Brandon Roger’s work is so inspiring. Genuinely struggling with words to express how much I love Blood & Makeup.
This was movie level produced, you need more praise, they aren’t just skits anymore
That black lady is the best character in the entire Brandon Rogers Cinematic Universe
Kornbread the Snack??? Or the other one with the green lipstick??
Kornbread? or Glozell?
Which one?
That sausage doe
Blame is
*im skipping no ads because he deserves money for this masterpiece*
1 hour ad later
Just having the ad be there is good, skipping does nothing to his pay
@@Spicywtrmlon oh I thought you lost money when people skipped
bella Mcfailure my ad won’t load
what ads?
Can we talk about how good Anthony looks in a nurse outfit
Brandon Rogers is worth almost as much as Jim Carrey to me
I swear to God if they had a collaboration with each other the world would be destroyed
Thats so true... Jim is just a legend.. in my opinion he has made the funniest movies of all time. And I think i laughed so hard like i do now with Rogers. He’s really talented!
That’s so true
DONT COMPARE HIM TO ROBIN WILLIAMS, OR HE'LL LEAVE US TOO SOON
Same
My queen BRYCE! "The only clowns that deserve rights are the ones in the senate."
Ones*
YES I love that she was there
I love how serious, compelling, and stupid this series is lol
@Miguel Messina AAYYYEEEE
True
@ okay who hurt you?
This is way better than anything I've seen on Netflix. UA-cam psychological found footage is one of a kind. It can't be replicated with a huge movie budget.
There’s always those people that dislike the video after being up for a minute
Yeah bots
That Kars pfp tho
@@nepstruesom5100 I was just changing it to my balisong oof but yeah Kars go rock
There is no reason for it they just feel like giving it a dislike for some reason
This is better than any netflix original lol.
I would like this comment but, 69 lol.
Fax
that's because netflix originals consist of cuties
FOR REALL LMAO
This was actually brilliant. Brandon is so much more than some gross-out comedian on UA-cam, he's a goddamn filmmaker. Outstanding
I got invested in this story instantly which is Me being a person who has ADHD Can tell you that Brandon is completely an utterly talented that man is amazing
Woah- this literally fits everything together.
For those who have seen the “clowns go on a date” or whatever video, if you remember. Blah Blah has the robotic hands in that video, he has to take the drugs to stay sedated, and it’s the same asylum.
So this trilogy just shows what happened before hand, and how he ended up in the asylum.
Man, i have to say, this just shows how Brandon is amazing, i love how he has these ideas, bravo brandon, bravo.
Yeah i noticed that too, i love how it came full circle
“You know that all clowns are killers, right?”
“No, they’re just talking mimes that walk through walls at best.”
“You must have your head up your ass.”
“Must be, cus I’m talking to a turd.”
TOP 10 BURN COMEBACKS
4
1000
This was better than most tv shows I’ve watched
Ikr
You know he’s a good actor when people think this is his actual personality. Love you Brandon
The overall storyline is like a netflix series. Mysterious hallucinogen that makes you see clowns and lose all rational thinking being distributed through chocolate. A series of murders and suicides happen leading people to believe the face of the brand to be the killer. After doing his own independent research, the childhood friend of the accused finds proof of fowl play, I.E. tampering with evidence. People refuse to look at the evidence of his friends innocence so he decides to take matters into his own hands and break his friend and supposed accomplice out of the asylum in which theyve been pumping their patients full of the drug that started this mess. Absolutely amazing if you ask me.
A Netflix series in a nutshell of only 3 episodes or 1 documentary xD
Brandon: *creates plot twists like never seen before*
Also Brandon: My genius it’s almost frightening
Yeah honestly I would have thought of the candy
It really is I never would've thought the bars make people see clowns
I love how Brandon Rogers is finally doing something that’s not all comedy, don’t get me wrong I love his comedy, but this action added makes his videos even better somehow
Watch his 'Theater Class' series. It was gold.
Ohhh ummmm geeeee....you should definitely watch "Blame the Hero" series he did ..I think you would love it. Also "Stuff and Sam" where he's trying to get a baby. I love how he connects all his characters. 😍😍
This is perfect, I love the writing for this, those twists are really well made.
Greatest horror trilogy ever made
yesss
@@pinapple-cg6vj yo any floods coming soon
you haven't watched it yet mate, it's been out for 2 minutes
Noah nah u good
@@the-grape I’m a time traveler, I saw this video a long time ago
Is the joke that this isn’t the end of Eddie Oswald ? Maybe this is a cliff hanger ??? It’s giving me cliff hanger vibes and I’m here for it .. I loved this series so much 💜
He probably is still crazy cause he had so much of that chocolate but didn't kill himself, he still use the Blah Blah character, and he dyed his hair.
@@arkauthor He's still eating the candy/taking the drugs!? 😱 That would explain his Blah Blah dyed hair at the end.
Same I really hope we see more of Eddie
This three part series has more substance than most on Netflix.... and I’d gladly pay to see more.
I genuinely believe that Brandon got ahold of tiny robot hands and decided to make an entire series so that he could use them. 😂
I can’t help but just be impressed by how well-done Brandon’s series are.
He’s such an amazing artist
So we just gonna ignore the fact he edited himself into the presidential debate😭😭
Still a better love story than twilight
@@L_ser_ hmmmmm I'd actually love to see his take on that
That’s so funny
Well guess thrust lost 😂😂
That’s not Brandon that’s the CEO of everything
The backstory we (some of us) surprisingly didn't know we wanted.
Most people wanted a back story actually that’s why I disliked but that’s the only reason other wise congrats on 138 likes
@@cherrylemonade2376 I edited it, now it up to your standards, and thanx :)
@@whitesnake2874 no- I didn’t mean it hat way I’m sorry ok like stop being salty
@@cherrylemonade2376 To bad, this 13 year old is having a salt overdose >:3
Tf is that ugly ass face? Oh is it supposed to be your face? Makes sense
It’s projects like this that remind me why I still watch Brandon. This feels like it belongs on TV and I stand by this being one of his best series to date, even with just 3 episodes! Fingers crossed the Normal British Series lives up to the hype of this one.
5:13
_How does Paulette fit so well into every single role she's given in Brandon's videos?!_
How many people died in the origin story to Bla Bla the clown? Let’s find out and get to the numbers.
*THE NUMBERS*
13 people died in "Blood & Makeup" which (in my opinion) is a fair amount of kills for this documentary about candy. The victims included 8 guys and 5 women and with a runtime of 41 minutes (without beginning or end credits), we get a kill on average every 3.9 minutes.
*GOLDEN CHAINSAW*
Golden chainsaw for coolest kill almost went to Debra Thompson because I thought that suicide by a mirror was really creative, but in the end, I’ll give it to Rick Harper. The effects on his decapitated head and body were really great, and the moment leading up to his death was really chilling.
*DULL MACHETE*
Dull machete for lamest kill will go to the nurse who was stabbed by the head nurse of The Bremmer Asylum since it was only for a few seconds and it didn’t look like there was any blood.
i read this in James's voice I've seen too much Kill Count
Dead meat fan here
Totally subbed to kill count and started taking notes
@@daniellfelton1651 yes and yes I have, thank you!
OMGGG YESSSS DEAD MEAT
"my women and my men and my non-binary friends"
thank you brandon
hes been getting so mf good about that and honestly it makes me feel validated asf; i havent heard the r word in his content almost at all as of late either and as someone who has an autistic mom im really glad that changed. honestly hes so fucking funny and brilliant without such language,
Lmao 😂
OMG I always see you in the comments of episodes of The Magnus Archives! Hi!!!
@@musicaldump oh HELL YEAH, hello there!!!
Well I figured he’d say that because isn’t he gay?
Honestly Brandon is good at telling really sad stories. If I wasn't so stubborn about crying I would've by now.
If anyone is curious, the game does in fact exist.
Its called: Showtime Shenanigans, and it's free on IOS.
This man made an entire mobile game for a throwaway gag
Why thanks for telling me-
And android
@@OwlWithATrowel hh, the game is Brandon’s game, not blah blahs. Blah blah is just in it
@@OwlWithATrowel that's dedication
That "it's all one big joke" as he tips the flask twords the viewer(s) before drinking is just Savage/ Fucking Awesome.
Iconic
What does it mean ?
We all know that Bryce would floor Biden in the election. Thrust 2020
She would floor anyone in an election.
Yesss vote thrust 2020!
In Thrust we trust! Thrust 2020
@@aunpaidintern7035 There’s a reason her campaign message is “In thrust we trust”
Yes
I love Jinx's acting in this whole mini-series
“In thrust we trust” is on Bryce’s Stand
@Miguel Messina ?
I love ur profile piccc
We need more shows like this. How is Brandon not a famous Hollywood producer and director!? He makes better content than any other major production companies. He needs every award possible for his work.
"When life gets you scared, and your pants get soaked, it's all wasted fear. 'Cuz kids, it's all one big joke."
Did anyone else think they saw Brandon's truly heartfelt cynicism bleed through Eddie? Because for me it was such a genuine emotion I felt staring into Eddie's blue eyes as he delivered his Devil's line before taking a swig, and I will reccomend this miniseries to everyone because of it.
I hope Eddie shows up in future skits, maybe to flex his clown acting skills or explore what else he’s gotten up to after the series
"My women, my men, and my non-binary friends."
Thank you for including everyone, I respect you, your an amazing person Brandon.
I felt so happy when he mentioned non-binary folks. We get so little rep that it’s really nice to hear that we’re actually acknowledged by people _as_ people
“Innocent? I don’t know what *that* word means.” -probably the judge
THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD SERIES! Everyone did a wonderful job!
It's been years since i've seen content of this incredible quality. Brandon Is a creative Genius.
The fact Brandon and others can make this looks so professional because of how good they are Amazes me. Like look at that intro!
This is genuinely a very a good show, and the plot twist was genius, that's why I'm such a big fan of Brandom Rogers, this is better then most of the shows that recently come out, every aspect of it is so good.
Today is a day of joy and sadness...for today we have seen the last episode of this gift from hell but alas it’s the last.
Thank you Brandon, for blessing us with this HELLUVA series and keeping us on the edge of our seats during the pandemic. Hope to see more crazy shit soon!!
I see what you did there
I am so happy Brandon Rogers and his team exist. They always make truly hilarious entertainment
“This is not for kids!”
Everyone watching: *yeah,sure*
“I’m 5 and I’m watching this not even caring what it shows
@@mysticaltweedy4384 do you know what they mean though-
@@frogwithswag1860 yup
@@mysticaltweedy4384 I feel so bad for your eyes
@@frogwithswag1860 yea bro my eye vein popped out yesterday
Brandon has such talent, I mean. The acting 10/10. The story line 20/10. omg Brandon deserves so much more recognition than he gets. He does such an amazing job. Some of his video's aren't just skits, this is movie quality. Man I love his videos :>
Dis needs to be a Netflix movie this sh*t's better than most the weird ass horror movie's I watch
Dude fr
This should actually be a tv show it's so good