cardiologist : "who reduced the dosage of this man ? He literally had 5 cardiac arrest in the past 3 month with one yesterday !" Nephrologist : "Maybe, but I don't think his blood pressure will decrease if his kidneys COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN" cardiologist : "just give him more medicine to avoid that" GI : "not with his liver"
Bill being that ready to throw hands with the cardiologist is terrifying and hilarious at the same time, man is gonna reclaim his dignity with brass knuckles.
The fact they even suggested Bill was dumb. The man has so much pent up anger from all the condescending assholes he deals with that you could use it as an energy source. At that point you're just fighting a nuke.
But what if the dark is Radiology's kryptonite and unleashing them into the sunlight gives them unbridled power- Actually as someone that works in similar conditions, no, the sunlight very much stuns us long enough for us to be overtaken. You can just trip us.
The thing you gotta remember about toddlers is that 1) they have more energy than the typical adult, 2) they have little to no emotional control, and 3) they are absolutely unhinged when they get emotional. A sufficiently upset small child is DISTURBINGLY strong, I can tell you from personal experiences. 😳
People like that are either the easiest people to take in a fight or some of the absolute worst people to fight. There's basically no in between in my experience because they're either posturing because they can't, or aren't and if they aren't they're freighteningly aggressive and unflinching about taking hits if they get to hit you and probably have experience getting into a fair number of fights themselves.
I'm a 6'3", 225 pound, male pediatric nurse. A couple years ago I had to hold a 3 month old baby in a sideways flexed position for an LP. My arms were *shaking* because the baby was struggling so hard. So yes, pediatric people are used to wrestling unexpectedly strong toddlers.
Yeah people underestimate the physics advantages of short legs. I worked for a veterinarian. When you're leaning over a dog's shoulders holding one foreleg to control it and press the vein for a draw, people assume it'd be bigger dogs that are hardest but nope it's those damn bassetts and corgis lol, they have freaky leverage from those short limbs combined with their overall density of muscle! The vet taught me this and said it's also the source of toddler strength haha.
Sadly, that's really not how it works. Trust me, I _was_ that kid. I took martial arts lessons from a pretty young age, but I wasn't very good at it. Fighting wasn't really my thing, I hated getting hit and I've never had much in the way of upper body strength, so it's not like I had any way of actually hurting anyone else. But, in sixth grade, I'd had enough because picking on me is one thing, but my school bully picked on a special needs student. I fought him to a standstill despite being way outclassed in pretty much every category, the kid was twice my size, way stronger than me, and if he was and slower than me, it wasn't by much (honestly, knowing what I know about him, now, he may have been subconsciously, or consciously, holding back because there is zero reason I shouldn't have been turned into paste, he was over 5' tall and at least 130 pounds, I was 4'3" and about 80, but I was in an uncontrollable rage, so it's vaguely possible that I was amped up on adrenaline and just fighting way beyond my skill and weight class because of it). The result was that a) people realized they could make me snap, and b) I got a rep as a good fighter, which meant that if anyone managed to take me down, they'd get a ton of clout because that's how school fights work. I ended up in so many fights - that I was _never_ the aggressor in - that in the _one year_ between then and seventh grade, they were threatening to expel me if I got caught fighting again. Not suspend, expel. In fact, the only reason I wasn't expelled is that word got around that I wouldn't fight back anymore and some other kids decided to take advantage of that and ganged up on me. When the school failed to punish the trio who beat the shit out of me, my dad threatened to sue them into closure if I ever so much as got detention for fighting, ever again. And the fights still didn't end because word got around very quickly that my dad made the principal nearly piss himself and I was allowed to fight again. So, the second half of 7th grade through the end of 8th was just a nonstop barrage fight after fight. I didn't really win too many of them (one notable time against one of the three that corned me where I definitely decisively kicked the shit out of him, pretty much literally, other than that, they were all pretty even or I probably would have lost if the adults hadn't broken the fight up), but I didn't lose any, either. You wanna know the real way to stop bullies from picking on you? You humiliate them. Putting my bullies in the nurse's office didn't stop it, but when a new bully in a new school turned out to be too slow to actually land a punch on me and I was able to decisively beat him in a fight without ever even touching him? That stopped pretty much all of it. Because everybody could see I was holding back, he got suspended, I got to walk away scot-free (remember, new school, my dad hadn't needed to threaten this principal in order to keep me safe) because a teacher saw the whole thing and came to my defense, told security that the other kid was the aggressor and that I hadn't thrown a single punch. That kid ended up transferring schools (for unrelated reasons, I'm sure, but it was only a few months later), and nobody else really wanted to go any further than a few schoolyard insults because, well, it was boring. I made fighting me or trying to physically intimidate me pointless because most of the school believed I was a lot faster than I was (because high schoolers exaggerate the shit out of everything, and the witnesses to that first fight were no exception) and would just wear them down and then laugh in their face about it (seriously, though, I wasn't _that_ fast, the other guy was just _really_ slow and he kept trying to throw wild haymakers that were incredibly easy to predict and dodge for somebody whose main fighting style was a karate-based approach to outboxing). Seriously. That's the real answer. You train, but you don't train to fight, you don't train to beat up the bullies, you train so that you don't have to hurt them, at all, and you still win, anyways. You train to be like Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and make your tongue sharper than the finest sword. And then you just put the "sting like a bee" part on the back burner until you have no choice but to bring it out.
@@RabblesTheBinx I got bullied and beaten up (I was an average posture girl, he was an obese and tall boy, I had no chance against him) for 6 out 8 years of grade school (not in America), that is ever since my bully joined my group in the 2nd grade and got expelled for attacking younger children in the 7th. Until this day I don't understand not just why the school wasn't motivated enough to expel him for starting to beat me in the first place, and - more importantly - why didn't my parents come up with an idea to take me out of that school. Same question I would ask your parents while you were in your first school.
@@OstblockLatina I am so sorry this happened to you. . . Something similar happened to me too n I keep asking myself about why my parents did nothing. . . I never got an answer from them, but going to therapy n reading about psychology helped me understand y my bully targeted me n y my parents did nuthn. . . I hope u find ur answers too some day . . . Have a great life ❤️❤️
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@@zoelawrence568 nice point about the skin but I’ve heard Jonathans are incubated in dermatology. But you’d have a much better chance with a novice Jonathan than a Jonathan with his/her/their full powers. And as a bonus, derms are also deconditioned due to the work life balance
The craziest part is how _good_ you are at making each of these characters feel like entirely different people with just your expression and a pair of glasses. Also, Bill is terrifying. I think he might need to go see Psychiatry.
The restraining a toddler thing is funny since as a child I had to be held by two nurses and my mother while a third nurse administered a shot. They learned that they needed another nurse to hold my head still when I bit one of the nurses holding one of my arms. I am ashamed by my behavior but the people at the family health care center have a good story to tell now and they love holding it against me now.
I was phobic of hypodermic needles growing up, so I always wanted to know at the start of a visit if I was getting a shot. Once, my doctor or one of her assistants told my mom that I didn't have any shots needed that day. Sprung it on me at the end of the appointment. I panicked so bad I likewise had to have my mom and three nurses hold me down while my doctor gave me my shot, though I'm not exactly ashamed of my behavior since I was ten and it was out of sheer, unbridled panic-fear. Not proud, but not ashamed.
Oh don't be ashamed! Especially as you were a small child! The fight or flight response is incredibly powerful, your body gets pumped full of adrenalin and you react with instinctual behaviors. No child will have the intellectual training to overcome that. My son needed myself and two lab techs to hold him down for a blood draw for suspected type 1 diabetes glucose tolerance test, that meant in an hour we had to do it again. The lab had a giant male nurse come from the ER to help hold him down. This time when the fight or flight kicked in he froze and just stared at this gentle giant in the face transfixed in terror.
If the anesthesiologist gets to use those syringes, the ophthalmologist definitely gets to use his Jonathan! Oh also I'd pick an endocrinologists. I think half of them are willing to just roll over and die if they see one more person with uncontrolled diabetes drinking a Big Gulp of Coke in the waiting room.
They come to hospital, eat a hospital diet, and magically their diabetes is perfectally controlled. That fact alone makes most endocrinologists want to die.
Hillarious! My daughter is an ophthalmic tech and can scribe. She also practiced Taekwondo at competition level for many years, so don't mess with the scribe!
They don't want to mess with the scribes anyway. They'd have to do all their documentation and phone calls. My bet would be family medicine. They're so exhausted.
Plot twist, the daughter is Jonathan. All ophthalmic tech scribes reform into the ultimate scribe upon reaching enlightenment. It's an agent Smith from the matrix type deal.
I just picture one of the specialties trying to fight anesthesia and ending up in a headlock, with Anesthesia whispering shh shh it's OK that's it go to sleeep 😴... 🤣
Absolutely true about restraining toddlers... I used work as an assistant technician for COVID 19 testing, and I would be called for help to restrain the kids... Almost all the times we had to call the kid's mom and dad to hold legs and i would hold the hands... And those mfs put up a huge fight
Your idea is quite good ngl would have definitely loved to try it out. But I was a volunteer and I quit a while ago because I am a college student and my class schedule did not permit me for this. But thanks for this idea in case I go back to volunteer (hopefully not because I would like this pandemic to end).
@@Anya580 This is how they taught us to do it during my pediatrics rotation in medical school. It's also less traumatizing for the kid to be sitting on a lap vs being held down four-point to a table.
@@DynamicSeq thing is, kids like that don't sit still, and have the tendency to run away. If you don't restrain them, you'd have a bigger problem chasing them and preventing them from colliding with sharp objects and such.
@@victoriavicky8058Scribe is a specific technician used especially by surgeons (which ophthalmologists are) that takes shorthand, documents orders, and so on.
As a former preschool teacher, the toddler thing is accurate to a T. Very very distressed kids do not have a sense of control and how much they’re causing YOU pain, but you’re trying to restrain them without causing them injury while they kick the shit out of you. It’s a tough speciality and people who think it’s easy have never worked with a kid. Also, kids have an insane amount of energy and don’t understand a lot of what’s happening.
I think that at this point, Bill would be up for a shot at fighting any of them. Years of simmering resentment will lend him strength. I'll bring popcorn. I'll fight ortho bro. Because experience has shown me that all I have to do to render an orthopod helpless is make myself puke, and he'll dissolve into a puddle of squicked out incapability.
To beat the ortho with that strategy you at least need to survive his first punch… and I’m pretty sure they know how to dislocate a neck in more than four ways…
Honestly i discovered these videos today on the fake account, now i'm on the real and only true one (here) and I am so invested in this drama!! Well done on plenty of new fans Dr G. 😊
@@Sewblon The doctors get reimbursed by the insurance for the visit, procedures etc. We type them on a note in the form of codes. If the code does not reflect all the work the doctor had put in, it's called an undercoding. That means he is going to get less money than he was supposed to.
Glad to see the real dr. Glaucomflecken on you tube. Keep up the good work. We love you and support you. ❤ P.s i'll probably fight the neurosurgeon, cause i have a super big ego!!!
Careful, most of the charts I’ve seen thrown were by neurosurgeons. They’re scarily accurate and usually come flying out of nowhere. You may never even get the chance to come close.
If Bill fights anyone my bets on him. I have a feeling he has some serious beef to fuel him and I don't think he'd give up as he seems to have a grudge with life itself and everyone else along with it
By far my favorite scene with Bill🤣🤣🤣 Feels like it’s the first time I’ve seen him where he isn’t being turned down for a consultation in a very passive aggressive manner. So I can understand why he may want to fight a doctor or two haha.
Bill has me concerned 🤣 maybe Bill should take a day trip to psychiatry for a consult for himself 😬😅 they might have better stress management and emotional regulation tips than HR would 💀
@@akenu87 psychiatrists have friends in the field. Even shrinks need shrinks. I was a CNA but I remember spending a half hour with one of the docs because he came into work pissed. Had to talk him down before he could start seeing patients.
I'm majoring in clinical psychology and feel more and more like Bill as years pass by. My psyche was already twisted when I got here and it's only getting worse. People don't understand me anymore, I can't maintain a human conversation without psychological terms flowing through my brain every second. Thanks God my father is a psychiatrist. Our family hates both of us but at least we are together
I would stay clear of neurology myself, that reflex hammer is no joke. I would get Johnathan to do the fighting for me anyway, he seems scrappy. #GlaucFlock
Been thinking I might want to go internal med. The indecisiveness is a big part of the fit lol. At that joke I thought about the wide variety of weapon types and fighting methods I've accumulated -- none of which are exceptionally great or well developed -- and realized yep I'm this person 😂
Right about now, I’d pick neurology. But I may have Bill do my dirty work. I think Bill could take on a few of them at once, the pent up rage is palpable.
I wanted to ask where Psychiatry is in all this, since we basically sit in a chair and talk to people all day... And then I remembered coming home to my husband and excitedly telling him about learning how to restrain an agitated patient.
So what I've been saying to the impostor for months is that I think we would all like to see a Bill Biopic. An origin story, if you will. Just look into his eyes... there's some good UA-cam content in there.
I have to relate a story from my career. Here in town we had an ortho/hand guy who was a big bully and built like a fireplug and mean. And we also had a OB-Gyn guy who was a gentle giant but had a black belt in Karate and loved to fight and spar. The thought occurred to me for a charity fundraiser would be to stage a MMA match between the two. I don't really know who would have won but I would have bought a hundred dollar ticket to see it. ( True story. I use to keep a syringe of Sux handy when I did cases with the hand guy in case he came after me. My plan was to dart him, secure his airway, then run.)
As a CNA at Children's hospital, I can say with 100% fact that it does take a minimum of three people to restrain toddlers. If you have an angry little, they will find the superhuman strength to resist you. It's nuts!
im just wondering why and how dr. g has all these funny eyeglasses and then i remember he's an opthalmologist and probably collects every eye covering 😂
Do not mess with Jonathan. He will rearrange your schedule to accommodate recovery time, mess you up, and simultaneously order you a very nice get well fruit basket.
"All those poison syringes in his pocket." 🤣 Please stop doing this. I hate refilling Pyxis to find a drawn up Rocuronium syringe on top and more drawn up syringes containing other drugs in the drawers. I joked work the surgical tech that if she ever finds me frozen holding a syringe to draw up the vial with the peach top and stick me.
As a four year old I developed a phobia of needles (IV line put straight through a vein spurt of blood on removal before trying again) so when I needed my next round of immunisations my mum had to take along help. 4-5 adults required to hold down hysterical me for the needle to get close enough. Yes, don’t fight the paediatric Dr. If they can successfully wrestle unimpressed toddlers, you know you’re going to be folded in half and effectively immobile before s/he can finish the first line of baby shark…
If I was going to fight anyone I’d play dirty. Bribe family medicine to throw the fight in return for covering their paperwork for 24-72hours. We’d both walk away happier and no one would get injured. But then, I’m not a Dr nor scribe, so they may say no dice.
When I was 5 I went to the pediatric ER for orbital cellulitis. I couldn't see and was really freaked out bc 1) my eyes were effectively sealed shut with the infection, 2) this was my second er trip of the day bc the adult ER people said I was fine in the morning, and 3) I hated needles and they were trying to stick me. It apparently took 6 adults to hold me down to get an iv in and I slapped someone in the face in the process. Idk how anyone puts up with terrified children hyped up on adrenaline every day, but I'm glad I didn't have permanent vision loss and gave my nurses hugs at the end of my several day stay.
At this point, as a nurse, I'm willing to fight any doctor who's gonna be slack about treating my patients. Oh, you don't wanna treat this uti that this patient clearly has? Cash me ousside, RMO, howboudah?
Anesthesia has strong arms and stamina to do CPR, has good legs to run to CPR, can keep his calm during fight, know where are your nerves like a ninja😁
"I want to fight the cardiologist"
Ah, I see Bill is applying to the nephrology fellowship
Lmfao 😂😂😂
cardiologist : "who reduced the dosage of this man ? He literally had 5 cardiac arrest in the past 3 month with one yesterday !"
Nephrologist : "Maybe, but I don't think his blood pressure will decrease if his kidneys COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN"
cardiologist : "just give him more medicine to avoid that"
GI : "not with his liver"
This had me cackling
Lmao 😆
So he can salt the guy's wounds?
Bill didn't even say he *would* fight the cardiologist. He WANTS to. That man had been wronged one time to many. ☠
The Bingo book only has the cardiologist's face in it
Just got his acceptance to Nephrology fellowship...
Bill being that ready to throw hands with the cardiologist is terrifying and hilarious at the same time, man is gonna reclaim his dignity with brass knuckles.
@@IRLTheGreatZarquon he’s got a surgical scalpel and he knows how to use it 😂
The fact they even suggested Bill was dumb. The man has so much pent up anger from all the condescending assholes he deals with that you could use it as an energy source. At that point you're just fighting a nuke.
Bill is not the one. He can't experience pain in any meaningful way anymore. That makes him dangerous.
there's nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose but his student loan debt
Also, he *wants* to fight. That combo is.... very, very dangerous.
Bill is like a mushroom, you can’t kill him in a way that matters.
You gotta fight the radiologist. Under all that light, he's out of his element!
Right lol, just throw in a "Let's take this outside!" and he'll be all riled up and roll with it without thinking, then BAM he's blind
@@ItsAsparageese Good luck getting them out of their troll lair.
But what if the dark is Radiology's kryptonite and unleashing them into the sunlight gives them unbridled power-
Actually as someone that works in similar conditions, no, the sunlight very much stuns us long enough for us to be overtaken. You can just trip us.
Radiologist would irradiate you with all the nuclear medicine and X ray machines. One wrong dosage on that and boom! Cancer.
what if he goes bane on your ass
" have you ever tried to restrain a toddler " this is so accurate 😂
I was doing just that when he said that 😂
Or iv a premi!
The thing you gotta remember about toddlers is that 1) they have more energy than the typical adult, 2) they have little to no emotional control, and 3) they are absolutely unhinged when they get emotional. A sufficiently upset small child is DISTURBINGLY strong, I can tell you from personal experiences. 😳
This reminds me that time they had to restrain my little brother between 5 nurses to keep him quiet for a blood test, he was like 6
@@Ekair42 Yep. Four nurses were needed to give me a shot on the bed when I was 6.
My money's on Bill!
Bill's the type that kicks out the back windshields in police cars even when hand cuffed. Never fight a Bill.
I agree, mana already broken
Bill’s got nothing left to lose.
People like that are either the easiest people to take in a fight or some of the absolute worst people to fight. There's basically no in between in my experience because they're either posturing because they can't, or aren't and if they aren't they're freighteningly aggressive and unflinching about taking hits if they get to hit you and probably have experience getting into a fair number of fights themselves.
Bill gonna drop ass
Don’t mess with anesthesia. We can literally paralyze without checking with pharmacy first.
Pharma: hey, we are missing some propofol, dispatch said someone took some an that they would "make the Rp later"?
@@pablorosada9788 pharmacy: wait...where did they even get the propofol??? It's been on backorder for a month
@@gokucrazy22 that was a month ago
@@Randy_589 you can word it better! "Do the job first, explain later" 🧊😎🧊
I'm a 6'3", 225 pound, male pediatric nurse. A couple years ago I had to hold a 3 month old baby in a sideways flexed position for an LP. My arms were *shaking* because the baby was struggling so hard.
So yes, pediatric people are used to wrestling unexpectedly strong toddlers.
Yeah people underestimate the physics advantages of short legs. I worked for a veterinarian. When you're leaning over a dog's shoulders holding one foreleg to control it and press the vein for a draw, people assume it'd be bigger dogs that are hardest but nope it's those damn bassetts and corgis lol, they have freaky leverage from those short limbs combined with their overall density of muscle! The vet taught me this and said it's also the source of toddler strength haha.
Maaaan, I hope it was done under anesthesia...
Those babies were fighting for their lives! Of course they put up a hell of a fight! Especially compared to a tired and overworked nurse.
that isn't even a toddler. my god didn't know they were that strong so early in life.
What does LP stand for?
Bill is like that kid who takes bullying for years and then snaps one day and throws someone out a window and never gets bullied again
Defenestration has started wars, be careful.
Sadly, that's really not how it works. Trust me, I _was_ that kid. I took martial arts lessons from a pretty young age, but I wasn't very good at it. Fighting wasn't really my thing, I hated getting hit and I've never had much in the way of upper body strength, so it's not like I had any way of actually hurting anyone else. But, in sixth grade, I'd had enough because picking on me is one thing, but my school bully picked on a special needs student. I fought him to a standstill despite being way outclassed in pretty much every category, the kid was twice my size, way stronger than me, and if he was and slower than me, it wasn't by much (honestly, knowing what I know about him, now, he may have been subconsciously, or consciously, holding back because there is zero reason I shouldn't have been turned into paste, he was over 5' tall and at least 130 pounds, I was 4'3" and about 80, but I was in an uncontrollable rage, so it's vaguely possible that I was amped up on adrenaline and just fighting way beyond my skill and weight class because of it). The result was that a) people realized they could make me snap, and b) I got a rep as a good fighter, which meant that if anyone managed to take me down, they'd get a ton of clout because that's how school fights work. I ended up in so many fights - that I was _never_ the aggressor in - that in the _one year_ between then and seventh grade, they were threatening to expel me if I got caught fighting again. Not suspend, expel. In fact, the only reason I wasn't expelled is that word got around that I wouldn't fight back anymore and some other kids decided to take advantage of that and ganged up on me. When the school failed to punish the trio who beat the shit out of me, my dad threatened to sue them into closure if I ever so much as got detention for fighting, ever again. And the fights still didn't end because word got around very quickly that my dad made the principal nearly piss himself and I was allowed to fight again. So, the second half of 7th grade through the end of 8th was just a nonstop barrage fight after fight. I didn't really win too many of them (one notable time against one of the three that corned me where I definitely decisively kicked the shit out of him, pretty much literally, other than that, they were all pretty even or I probably would have lost if the adults hadn't broken the fight up), but I didn't lose any, either.
You wanna know the real way to stop bullies from picking on you? You humiliate them. Putting my bullies in the nurse's office didn't stop it, but when a new bully in a new school turned out to be too slow to actually land a punch on me and I was able to decisively beat him in a fight without ever even touching him? That stopped pretty much all of it. Because everybody could see I was holding back, he got suspended, I got to walk away scot-free (remember, new school, my dad hadn't needed to threaten this principal in order to keep me safe) because a teacher saw the whole thing and came to my defense, told security that the other kid was the aggressor and that I hadn't thrown a single punch. That kid ended up transferring schools (for unrelated reasons, I'm sure, but it was only a few months later), and nobody else really wanted to go any further than a few schoolyard insults because, well, it was boring. I made fighting me or trying to physically intimidate me pointless because most of the school believed I was a lot faster than I was (because high schoolers exaggerate the shit out of everything, and the witnesses to that first fight were no exception) and would just wear them down and then laugh in their face about it (seriously, though, I wasn't _that_ fast, the other guy was just _really_ slow and he kept trying to throw wild haymakers that were incredibly easy to predict and dodge for somebody whose main fighting style was a karate-based approach to outboxing).
Seriously. That's the real answer. You train, but you don't train to fight, you don't train to beat up the bullies, you train so that you don't have to hurt them, at all, and you still win, anyways. You train to be like Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and make your tongue sharper than the finest sword. And then you just put the "sting like a bee" part on the back burner until you have no choice but to bring it out.
I love that we have the word defenestration. It kind of says something about our species.
@@RabblesTheBinx I got bullied and beaten up (I was an average posture girl, he was an obese and tall boy, I had no chance against him) for 6 out 8 years of grade school (not in America), that is ever since my bully joined my group in the 2nd grade and got expelled for attacking younger children in the 7th. Until this day I don't understand not just why the school wasn't motivated enough to expel him for starting to beat me in the first place, and - more importantly - why didn't my parents come up with an idea to take me out of that school. Same question I would ask your parents while you were in your first school.
@@OstblockLatina I am so sorry this happened to you. . . Something similar happened to me too n I keep asking myself about why my parents did nothing. . . I never got an answer from them, but going to therapy n reading about psychology helped me understand y my bully targeted me n y my parents did nuthn. . . I hope u find ur answers too some day . . . Have a great life ❤️❤️
“Dude have you ever tried to restrain a toddler” that is the most realistic sentence ever uttered in a UA-cam video
Ages 2-4 are the WORST for giving shots to. Way too young to understand the purpose of vaccines but too strong for just one person to handle.
If I've learned anything from DragonBall Z and med school, it's that anger and frustration are great motivators. Go get'em Bill.
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Lmaooooo poor Bill has been wronged so much and so often, let him fight, give him some catharsis
"They are deconditioned because of all the work life balance" 😂😂😂
Go for dermatology, they don't have a Jonathan AND they'll not want to get their skin damaged
@@zoelawrence568 nice point about the skin but I’ve heard Jonathans are incubated in dermatology. But you’d have a much better chance with a novice Jonathan than a Jonathan with his/her/their full powers.
And as a bonus, derms are also deconditioned due to the work life balance
The craziest part is how _good_ you are at making each of these characters feel like entirely different people with just your expression and a pair of glasses.
Also, Bill is terrifying. I think he might need to go see Psychiatry.
@ Rabbles the Binx Production......, This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the Truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@eunoia3926 So help You God!! 😂😂
I agree! My favorite look is the miss-placed eyewear of the over worked worn out and abused family medicine
I bet Bill could take Psychiatry. Tweed isn't protective against frontal assaults.
Cardiology picks fights with every other specialty.
Except Pathology. Pathology always wins. Every. Damn. Time.
I love it when Pediatrics is included. The glasses made it even better!
Fun fact, those are goggles from a Minion costume.
@@brianroberts783 Duh, lol
The restraining a toddler thing is funny since as a child I had to be held by two nurses and my mother while a third nurse administered a shot. They learned that they needed another nurse to hold my head still when I bit one of the nurses holding one of my arms. I am ashamed by my behavior but the people at the family health care center have a good story to tell now and they love holding it against me now.
Had a friend of mine who had to get put (practically, not literally) into a Full Nelson for them to swab his nose for Influenza.
I was phobic of hypodermic needles growing up, so I always wanted to know at the start of a visit if I was getting a shot. Once, my doctor or one of her assistants told my mom that I didn't have any shots needed that day. Sprung it on me at the end of the appointment.
I panicked so bad I likewise had to have my mom and three nurses hold me down while my doctor gave me my shot, though I'm not exactly ashamed of my behavior since I was ten and it was out of sheer, unbridled panic-fear. Not proud, but not ashamed.
Oh don't be ashamed! Especially as you were a small child! The fight or flight response is incredibly powerful, your body gets pumped full of adrenalin and you react with instinctual behaviors. No child will have the intellectual training to overcome that.
My son needed myself and two lab techs to hold him down for a blood draw for suspected type 1 diabetes glucose tolerance test, that meant in an hour we had to do it again. The lab had a giant male nurse come from the ER to help hold him down. This time when the fight or flight kicked in he froze and just stared at this gentle giant in the face transfixed in terror.
I wouldn’t feel ashamed either. If anything I’d be proud to have been such a strong toddler. Lol
I’m sure I inflicted hearing loss on my pediatrician and staff with my screaming at the first sign of a needle.
At this point, Bill has got to have a lot of pent up rage. I'd stay out of his way
You think?
If the anesthesiologist gets to use those syringes, the ophthalmologist definitely gets to use his Jonathan!
Oh also I'd pick an endocrinologists. I think half of them are willing to just roll over and die if they see one more person with uncontrolled diabetes drinking a Big Gulp of Coke in the waiting room.
They come to hospital, eat a hospital diet, and magically their diabetes is perfectally controlled. That fact alone makes most endocrinologists want to die.
@@yumeniai I worked with a dietician who would talk the maddest shit about those patients.
Yeah but they probably have some adrenaline or something to use as a doping agent
@@nirmaljacob3968 nah those of us in critical care medicine have the adrenaline 😉
But but but it’s DIET Coke!!!!!
**head explodes**
Hillarious! My daughter is an ophthalmic tech and can scribe. She also practiced Taekwondo at competition level for many years, so don't mess with the scribe!
but will ur daughter measure up to jonathan tho? there can only be one superior ophthalmic scribe
They don't want to mess with the scribes anyway. They'd have to do all their documentation and phone calls.
My bet would be family medicine. They're so exhausted.
Can't you just find their off-switch and deactivate them before they get you?
Plot twist, the daughter is Jonathan. All ophthalmic tech scribes reform into the ultimate scribe upon reaching enlightenment. It's an agent Smith from the matrix type deal.
@@chrsd2536 Dr Mike does boxing as a side hobby
I just picture one of the specialties trying to fight anesthesia and ending up in a headlock, with Anesthesia whispering shh shh it's OK that's it go to sleeep 😴... 🤣
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Honestly, poor Bill needs a break. Can't you send him to palliative care for an afternoon?
Cheer him right up :)
Absolutely true about restraining toddlers... I used work as an assistant technician for COVID 19 testing, and I would be called for help to restrain the kids... Almost all the times we had to call the kid's mom and dad to hold legs and i would hold the hands... And those mfs put up a huge fight
Traumatized a few kids have we.....what the hell....
Your idea is quite good ngl would have definitely loved to try it out. But I was a volunteer and I quit a while ago because I am a college student and my class schedule did not permit me for this. But thanks for this idea in case I go back to volunteer (hopefully not because I would like this pandemic to end).
@@Anya580 This is how they taught us to do it during my pediatrics rotation in medical school. It's also less traumatizing for the kid to be sitting on a lap vs being held down four-point to a table.
@@DynamicSeq thing is, kids like that don't sit still, and have the tendency to run away. If you don't restrain them, you'd have a bigger problem chasing them and preventing them from colliding with sharp objects and such.
now try fighting ortho
"Oh my god is he looking at us?" 😂😂😂 so glad to see scribes included, I swear our shifts are spent staring at our doctors for hours
Fellow scribe here....
What does scribe mean please?
@@victoriavicky8058Scribe is a specific technician used especially by surgeons (which ophthalmologists are) that takes shorthand, documents orders, and so on.
You are so good at portraying different characters without even changing your look. Its brilliant.
As a former preschool teacher, the toddler thing is accurate to a T. Very very distressed kids do not have a sense of control and how much they’re causing YOU pain, but you’re trying to restrain them without causing them injury while they kick the shit out of you. It’s a tough speciality and people who think it’s easy have never worked with a kid. Also, kids have an insane amount of energy and don’t understand a lot of what’s happening.
"12 different ways to kill you with a reflex hammer" cracked me up!
And that's if he doesn't kill you by casting Vicious Mockery
Johnatan is probably one of the best and well developed characters ever created. Congrats!
I think that at this point, Bill would be up for a shot at fighting any of them. Years of simmering resentment will lend him strength. I'll bring popcorn.
I'll fight ortho bro. Because experience has shown me that all I have to do to render an orthopod helpless is make myself puke, and he'll dissolve into a puddle of squicked out incapability.
No, no, no, you just have to flash an ECG/EKG in front of ortho to confuse and disorient him 😄
Yup putting my money on Bill
Why does this sound like a Pokemon battle.
@@forgottozhonya957 Orthopaedic patient used Puke. It's super effective!
To beat the ortho with that strategy you at least need to survive his first punch… and I’m pretty sure they know how to dislocate a neck in more than four ways…
Honestly i discovered these videos today on the fake account, now i'm on the real and only true one (here) and I am so invested in this drama!! Well done on plenty of new fans Dr G. 😊
Bill's lifelessness sparks to life all of a sudden hahaha
As an ophthalmology scribe- I could relate to the creepy AI grin he gave the doctors.
Don't mess with us, we will undercode you! 😅
What does "undercode" mean?
@@Sewblon The doctors get reimbursed by the insurance for the visit, procedures etc. We type them on a note in the form of codes. If the code does not reflect all the work the doctor had put in, it's called an undercoding. That means he is going to get less money than he was supposed to.
Meanwhile Ortho:
*Laughs with Dumbell in Hand* 😂
Glad to see the real dr. Glaucomflecken on you tube.
Keep up the good work. We love you and support you. ❤
P.s i'll probably fight the neurosurgeon, cause i have a super big ego!!!
Thank you!
Careful, most of the charts I’ve seen thrown were by neurosurgeons. They’re scarily accurate and usually come flying out of nowhere. You may never even get the chance to come close.
@@christinajackson2662 fair enough! 👍
Thanks for the advise! 😂😂😂
@@DGlaucomflecken plase, we want to see radiology more often... At least in UA-cam videos if not in real life.
If Bill fights anyone my bets on him. I have a feeling he has some serious beef to fuel him and I don't think he'd give up as he seems to have a grudge with life itself and everyone else along with it
Plus we all know he can take some punches!
As a nurse, I too would like to fight the cardiologist. And I’ve worked with Neurology AND Neurosurgery.
The writing is only made more hilarious by his excellent acting skills.
The character development in these skits is sooo good ! I can’t wait for more misadventures haha
The neurologist jiu jitsu joke reminded me of the anesthesiologist I met yesterday who’s a super intense yogi.
By far my favorite scene with Bill🤣🤣🤣 Feels like it’s the first time I’ve seen him where he isn’t being turned down for a consultation in a very passive aggressive manner. So I can understand why he may want to fight a doctor or two haha.
Bill has me concerned 🤣 maybe Bill should take a day trip to psychiatry for a consult for himself 😬😅 they might have better stress management and emotional regulation tips than HR would 💀
Haha we only get consulted for capacity evals and conditional suicide.
And who will give a therapy to the psychiatry after Bill unloads whatever makes him Bill?
You know that's pretty normal for hospital staff to end up working until they've ended up like Bill. Zonked out 😂
@@akenu87 psychiatrists have friends in the field.
Even shrinks need shrinks.
I was a CNA but I remember spending a half hour with one of the docs because he came into work pissed.
Had to talk him down before he could start seeing patients.
I'm majoring in clinical psychology and feel more and more like Bill as years pass by. My psyche was already twisted when I got here and it's only getting worse. People don't understand me anymore, I can't maintain a human conversation without psychological terms flowing through my brain every second. Thanks God my father is a psychiatrist. Our family hates both of us but at least we are together
I'm a neurology student with a second degree black belt in traditional Japanese jujitsu.... I feel personally attacked
the self burn about Ophthalmology really cracked me up 😂
Deliberately turned off my abblockers for you bro, love your videos!
That's the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me
@@DGlaucomflecken Awww . . . Now I wanna hold Dr. G in my arms and rock him softly.
I love the resigned "yeah okay Bill" 😂
I would stay clear of neurology myself, that reflex hammer is no joke. I would get Johnathan to do the fighting for me anyway, he seems scrappy. #GlaucFlock
Been thinking I might want to go internal med. The indecisiveness is a big part of the fit lol. At that joke I thought about the wide variety of weapon types and fighting methods I've accumulated -- none of which are exceptionally great or well developed -- and realized yep I'm this person 😂
Bill has toughen up since he started. I guess he got tired of being 💩 upon 🤣
You have a voice for ASMR.
If you were an anesthesiologist, you could just gently whisper your patients to full relaxation.
I love that neuro opened the K-cup to smell the coffee 😂
Right about now, I’d pick neurology. But I may have Bill do my dirty work. I think Bill could take on a few of them at once, the pent up rage is palpable.
I wanted to ask where Psychiatry is in all this, since we basically sit in a chair and talk to people all day...
And then I remembered coming home to my husband and excitedly telling him about learning how to restrain an agitated patient.
😂 Deadass dont even need to fight.
Story checks out.
Former psych nurse. The docs weren’t around when we had to restrain a patient. They only came by after to sign off on the orders.
Omg a double! These both cheered me up so much, so damn funny. The scribe is a new beast lmaoooo. Thank you for making these!!! Love them so much
And that's how they accidentally started a Hospital Fight Club.
I love that any time anyone says anything bad about pediatrics, someone sticks up for him 😂❤️
So what I've been saying to the impostor for months is that I think we would all like to see a Bill Biopic. An origin story, if you will. Just look into his eyes... there's some good UA-cam content in there.
The neurologist shifty eye glances had me wheezing! Thx Dr G!
Your textured levels of humor are so satisfying, and quite the sight to behold.
As a ER scribe, the way he portrayed the scribe had me dying! We really be looking at doctors like that waiting for them to give us exams!
ED doc here. We ALL want to fight the cardiologists. And the neurosurgeons. Actually, just take a hit out on the neurosurgeons.
I have to relate a story from my career. Here in town we had an ortho/hand guy who was a big bully and built like a fireplug and mean. And we also had a OB-Gyn guy who was a gentle giant but had a black belt in Karate and loved to fight and spar. The thought occurred to me for a charity fundraiser would be to stage a MMA match between the two. I don't really know who would have won but I would have bought a hundred dollar ticket to see it.
( True story. I use to keep a syringe of Sux handy when I did cases with the hand guy in case he came after me. My plan was to dart him, secure his airway, then run.)
😂😂😂😂
No one mentioned the nephrologist. Smart.
If you lose, you also get salt in the wounds.
Anesthesiologist has too many poisons in his pocket. I like you.
Can confirm. ICU always wants to fight cards 😅
I prefer the "who not to fight" list:
1. Charge nurse
2. Bill's mom
3. Jonathan (senior executive scribe and Wick)
The X-Ray techs. As long as the fight was outside and in the daylight, the molemen would be blind.
Pure comedy gold! I actually laughed out loud !!!!! 😆 I think Bill's been ready to kick some a$$!!!
"12 different ways to kill you with a reflex hammer" lmaooo yess! Idk why do I feel like they're serial killers somtimes!
Bill did not even hesitate. "Cardiologist."
As a CNA at Children's hospital, I can say with 100% fact that it does take a minimum of three people to restrain toddlers. If you have an angry little, they will find the superhuman strength to resist you. It's nuts!
im just wondering why and how dr. g has all these funny eyeglasses and then i remember he's an opthalmologist and probably collects every eye covering 😂
Do not mess with Jonathan. He will rearrange your schedule to accommodate recovery time, mess you up, and simultaneously order you a very nice get well fruit basket.
Poor Bill he’s so tired of everyone dunking on him that he’s ready to just to throw down.
The comment " have you ever tried to restrain a toddler "🤣
Yes , yes i have.
The pediatrician could kick your butt.
"All those poison syringes in his pocket." 🤣
Please stop doing this. I hate refilling Pyxis to find a drawn up Rocuronium syringe on top and more drawn up syringes containing other drugs in the drawers.
I joked work the surgical tech that if she ever finds me frozen holding a syringe to draw up the vial with the peach top and stick me.
Bill's already dead inside, he has nothing to lose...
I'm in peds and my PD has a face shield with a unicorn design 😂
As a four year old I developed a phobia of needles (IV line put straight through a vein spurt of blood on removal before trying again) so when I needed my next round of immunisations my mum had to take along help. 4-5 adults required to hold down hysterical me for the needle to get close enough. Yes, don’t fight the paediatric Dr. If they can successfully wrestle unimpressed toddlers, you know you’re going to be folded in half and effectively immobile before s/he can finish the first line of baby shark…
If I was going to fight anyone I’d play dirty. Bribe family medicine to throw the fight in return for covering their paperwork for 24-72hours. We’d both walk away happier and no one would get injured. But then, I’m not a Dr nor scribe, so they may say no dice.
Bill appears to have the look of a man who has been pushed too far; time for the cardiologist to find out!😂
OMG that whole exchange feels very real!
When I was 5 I went to the pediatric ER for orbital cellulitis. I couldn't see and was really freaked out bc 1) my eyes were effectively sealed shut with the infection, 2) this was my second er trip of the day bc the adult ER people said I was fine in the morning, and 3) I hated needles and they were trying to stick me. It apparently took 6 adults to hold me down to get an iv in and I slapped someone in the face in the process. Idk how anyone puts up with terrified children hyped up on adrenaline every day, but I'm glad I didn't have permanent vision loss and gave my nurses hugs at the end of my several day stay.
-Bill, who do you want to fight with. Bill: YES
it's the only thing that still makes him feel alive
Bill has had MANY internal fight fantasies in the hospital, keep him in pocket!
Gonna need a part 3.
As a Scribe, that look is very accurate. 😂
I love how UA-cam suggested this directly after me watching UFC clips
Man those giant glasses pediatrics put on really got me 🤣🤣🤣
At this point, as a nurse, I'm willing to fight any doctor who's gonna be slack about treating my patients. Oh, you don't wanna treat this uti that this patient clearly has? Cash me ousside, RMO, howboudah?
IM: He wouldn't be able to decide how to defend against you!
Muahaha! So accurate.
If I had to choose, I would pick the Radiologist. A super bright flashlight should be all that's needed.
As an ED Scribe, I appreciate these scribe ones so much
Cardiology about to catch some hands 🙌😂🤣
Heyo doc dont worry about the fake account ill make sure your case goes smoothly from the inside
Keep up the good work
- I want to fight the Cardiologist!
- Why?
- Because I want my heart to be in it.
So funny all through, but laughed out loud at the end! Too good!
I am recovering from my rough illness with Covid and I am enjoying these videos so much! 😂🤣
How’s the recovery going?
Anesthesia has strong arms and stamina to do CPR, has good legs to run to CPR, can keep his calm during fight, know where are your nerves like a ninja😁
You makeme laugh every day. THANK YOU.
I would fight ortho. Very strong but easily distracted.