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I made Minecraft's most cursed mod...
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2021
- I am a man of science.
Follow me on Twitch for more chaos - / jimjcx
Twitter - / yeahitsjim
Discord Server - / discord
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PIANOCATS - / pianocats
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Not just a long horse, but a horse that's back legs don't move from it's original spawn position, so anywhere it goes, it's body just snakes longer and longer.
Horke (Snake horse)
@@rlaecix7057 snorse
@@DrewsterRooster37 damnit i was gonna say that 😂🤘
Why does the long horse reminding me of the long warthog
@@sinksalesman1747 YES. I am adamant he watched Cursed Halo before making this mod.
i fell for the idea of walking boats. i really want it to be in game that if you leave your boat unsupervised for more than a couple of days , it just grows legs and starts to take care of itself, finds a nice place, makes friends, builds a house, maybe a farm, at some point starts a family, with another boat entity it has met on its journey. its grateful that you left it alone for these couple of days. now its the happiest boat it could ever be.
what if i break it
@@ProfessionalBugLover YOU MONSTER YOU TOOK A BOAT AWAY FROM HIS WIFE
And you can still ride it but it walks like a strider
@@ProfessionalBugLover its wife and kids stare at you and ask you, "why did you do that, why would you do that. out of all the boats you could take and you could break, why did you choose the one with wife, family, children, conciousness. is it a desperate need to feel better? or the need of power and attention? maybe it was jealousness, of something you've never had, real love?"
And eventually it becomes a demon that haunts the player setting up traps, Herobrine tunnels and other creepy stuff to try and scare you.
"It is 24 chunks long" "we gotta put it in a house"
I love how in this sheer chaos, this is what logic has come to
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."
spingbing
Ah.. A spongebob reference
Yea the slaves did not agree with that one
BobSponge reference
the horses: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
The horse should bend around blocks as it walks, getting into knots as it stretches
jim voice is so calm like he just lost all of his brain cell while making all of this mods
He is numb
Name a better quote.
"These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station patrol spill." - Jim 2021
i didnt know you could spill a Patrol.
@Duck For All yes
Mother
"You know what I call it? Submissive and breedable."
“h”
When he lit up the nether portal and both of them individually just entirely stopped mid sentence, in awe and disbelief what just happened, made me laugh more than i'd like to admit
The moment of silence when Jim lights up the two block tall portal just kills me
"You know I call it? Submissive and breedable."
Best joke of the video, specially with the immediate jump cut to Jim leaving.
You just removed 90 years from my life
Honestly these should just be added to Minecraft
nah bruh it’s CURSED
what's up checkmark
Yes
ofc
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG I need this
"This should only be allowed to live in remote parts of Russia"
WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
not even that. expunge this from the planet forever.
I live in a remote part of russia, and I'm not against that mob👁️👄👁️
It's Jim, duh
Therapist: Long Minecraft horse can’t hurt you, they aren’t real.
Long Minecraft horse: 🐴
🐴🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
Nobody:
Jim: Makes a horse that's 20 chunks long
Imagine seeing that in real life, lol
@@jbbeats6339 the horse would probably win every single horse race in the world
@@jbbeats6339 in real life that would be 320 meters long
Never been to Long Ring Long Land?
" It's a beautiful work of art, like a _Potassium_ "
_* Kris, get the banana_
GET. THAT. BANNANA.
Get the banana now so I can eat it!
@@zakwickham136 Bruh
Mmm. Potassium
THE BANNA KRIS
I really love how he sounds like he's giving a presentation in class 90% of the video.
6:15
Jim : [ Stop and stare at somewhere suspiciously]
Guest : [ Gasping in fear ] Are you seeing thing Jim....?
Jim : *They're Coming*
[ Vordt of the Boreal Valley playing in the background ]
This was incredible Jim..
o7 sir
@@ItsJimJCX wat
@@an_unknown_guy he said, o7 sir
@@Medusa_The-Bard wat
@@snerdyurgh wat
I like how calm jim is while his friends question there sanity
"How many mobs do you know that have a radius."
My personal favorite
"Theyre coming..." * Chest floats by*
"You know what I call it? Submissive and Breedable"
i hope it is true in real life
Now I'm scared
"I know what I'm doing."
Also him: [walks into lava and bursts with items]
5:16 "i know what im doing"
*proceeds to die to a single pixel of lava*
5:43 "They say im smooth with it, and I dont know what that means"
"These mobs are going to make Chernobyl look like gas oil spill" I never in my life though I would hear this line yet it's not one of the funniest things I've ever heard
"These mobs will make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill" -Jim 2021
I love how youre so nonchalant about everything like "Oh yeah, that was me, I did that." All while your friends are just, "What the f-"
you are CRIMINALLY underrated my dude
ItsJim: has glitched helmet
Piglins:
It's free real estate.
the long horses in the tower make me think of snipers with laser sights or something
4:35 you'll never lose your village again
If I never knew about minecraft and downloaded this it totally could have just been a 'cursed' game. The only thing that might have tipped me off was the horse having all four legs in the right place but just EXTENDED.
Also this is hilarious. Love it.
2:54, да, у нас на Камчатке такие живут. Но они не опасные, если их не трогать и изредка подкармливать. Водкой и картошкой.
Hear me out: A long horse, but the front and the back move independently. With space for a lot of saddles. And if you attack them with shears, it just splits into two shorter horses.
"Id like to see dream do this"
1:53 normal, its OKAY
"These animals make Chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill"
Accurate statement!!! XD
This content really reminds me of old schlatt during the smplive days and i love it.
Yeah same here
*_submissive and breedable_*
that was the moment when my lungs were absolutely freaking destroyed
i love how jim does the benrey-ass bit of dropping something batshit insane and then immediately trying to introduce a mundane task to cover up whatever he last said
Jim:you know what I call him
Other person:what?
Jim: SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE.🤣🤣
Therapist: Thicc sheep isn't real it can't hurt you.
Thicc sheep:
tip: make a texturepack with cross being 1 pixel offest (probably vertically and horizontaly)
the content and the editing is so entertaining, keep going bud..
Notch fears Jim. Mojang fears Jim.
3:22 Ah yes, my favorite urban legend.
Love your content bud! Keep it up!
Long Horse is the best thing I've seen all day apart from Up Sheep and Beef Helmet. Pure genius.
Never in my life did I think I would see a desert village house emanating rays of horse
7:56 lol
You need to be in the next April fool update
Me: Watches the long horse part
My brain: Long horse Trevor Henderson
Jim: do you know it’s better than long horse? Longer Horse
Idea: make a clock using the long horses.
love your vids bro, keep up the good work homie
His friends slowly forgetting how to play Minecraft is the best part
the silence was so loud when you lit that portal
0:18 ``to cuum``
2:00 almost gave me a heart attack
Yea he fried my brain by the golden helmet on his feet.
The intro clip is priceless 👌
3:20 **PLUK VAN DE PETTEFLAT INTENSIFIES**
*Chokes on water when the horses first shows up*
They should make you the Lead dev of the April fools updates
That been helmet really got me🤣
JIM, *YOU ALMOST KILLED ME* Lol When you were giving your description about that long-highway horse I was eating noodles ._. And I laughed, as you imagine, I choked. But I'm ok lol
ItsJim: for the soul purpose of frying my friends brain
Me: jokes on you mine is already fried
2:17 man that helmet’s pretty beefy!
this was hilarious and earned you a subscriber
Dude you’re hilarious these videos are great!
I love the fact that he created a Horsckel
Perfect
Let's admit, Jim has the best sense of humor in youtube history.
Therapist: Long horses don't exist, they can't hurt you.
Long horses:
I do believe that we need a download of this mod. I approve of the chaos you've created.
First vid I've seen of your channel and I'm now in love with you.
Bringing “it’s long… like a horse” to another level
Jim: Hey. Remember when we were talking about sleep paralysis demons?
"I know what I'm doing"
*dies*
Perhaps him wearing a helmet as boots should be the least of my worries
5:40 had me crying 😂
“How many mobs do you know that have a radius”
hahahahahahahahaha
0:38 golden helmet on your feet? yeah, not even 40 seconds in and i can already tell this is gonna be too cursed
jim talks so casually i cant even
"these are going to make chernobyl look like a gas station oil spill" lmao
Just get a skeleton horse and then boom you got Long Horse
imagine the beef helmet making munching sounds when you have it on
BROOO IM CRYING 😂😂😂😭 THE DOG 😭
Ah sweet.
Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
So this is where Trevor got the idea for Long Horse from
“These guys are gonna make Sharon-yoble look like a gas station explosion”
Haha great video though!
Fantastic. 10/10 this is why I surf UA-cam at 6am.
This is beautiful and insane. You genuinely deserve an award
the one is just yelling into the mic 😂
Small, modular mods that can be reused in the future and in other videos. Seen some mods from others just pop up in other videos and I appreciate the efficiency
You'll be taking long horse to a different level
I love his friends voice when he sees the sheep
The long horses... I can't do this anymore, I laughed forever when they got stuck in the house.. I can't-, I can't- pls
ngl your channel is really underrated
I love how he pronounces Chernobyl "Sharen Noble" instead of "Chur noble"
I thought he was saying "cherry noble" 😂
5:46 comedy gold
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*…the horse is an absolute hellspawn.*