Ohhhhh myyyy goooooddddd. The Jennifer Welch, the sheriff of the United States herself, spoke my name on this podcast. It’s all downhill from here..I’ve peaked 😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂 sorry that cracked me up.. wonder if you moved and left the dryer if you would find any more. I would laugh every time bc he is gone and all that is left of him is something to throw out again. Therapy to remind you of how grateful you are. Laugh and make it cathartic.
In South Florida, for some reason they built a lot of these condos here without laundry units, so we all have to use a laundromat. So my ex-boyfriend used to do the laundry for us.. Not only would he come home without my expensive running socks.. At least one was always missing.. But oftentimes there would be women’s underwear in my laundry basket that were definitely not mine. He would always claim he Washed whatever I gave him that was in the basket, folded it up and brought it home.. I just found it bizarre that Not only were my expensive, running socks always missing, but someone else’s underwear would come home . I’ve never In my life, brought men’s underwear home in my laundry basket 🤔
I am a liberal in a very red state so no, I have no friends to speak of in my city and don’t care because I am 66 years old and I’ve had it with small talk or really any kind of talk. I enjoy my own company. It’s so refreshing to listen to you Jen and Pumps because you say out loud with abandon what I am thinking. I love your podcast so much.
Like Steel Magnolias says "a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...." I believe for every sock you lose, you find a tupperware lid that doesn't match anything tupperware you own. Great show today, will be thinking of it and laughing out loud all day long.
I've thought about this for years, but have never actually done it. My laundry gets sorted as it comes off of my body - I use 6 or so small baskets, and I think this helps avoid having orphans.
In South Florida, for some reason they built a lot of these condos here without laundry units, so we all have to use a laundromat. So my ex-boyfriend used to do the laundry for us.. Not only would he come home without my expensive running socks.. At least one was always missing.. But oftentimes there would be women’s underwear in my laundry basket that were definitely not mine. He would always claim he Washed whatever I gave him that was in the basket, folded it up and brought it home.. I just found it bizarre that Not only were my expensive, running socks always missing, but someone else’s underwear would come home . I’ve never In my life, brought men’s underwear home in my laundry basket 🤔
once made an online purchase for coffee from a small owner operator business. It was a gift for a friend mostly because I thought the recipient would be supportive of this business. Before I even received a confirmation of the order, they started to bombard me with emails for other things they thought I should buy. It was relentless and several times a day. it completely turned me off from ever buying anything from that company ever again.
GIRLS PLEASE. A MED SIZED MESH BAG THAT TAKES HEAT.... Socks go in bag two at a time. Bag goes in dryer. Two socks always come out of the bag like magic.
Lol I'm a US southerner but a huge hockey fan (dad retired from military and we moved to DC when I was 13, the same year as Alex Ovechkin's rookie year) but yes I've wondered if Canadians have been super confused why a bunch of middle class white women are committing crimes over a Stanley Cup here in the States 😂😂😂
GASP, the people boarding before their group called, the worst! I was flying back once and we were first, the whole day was a mess with delays on delays. We finally start to board and this family SHOVE their way to the front, taking up so much space, get to the attendant and they go 'we called group 1, you are group 6....' jerks.
I have never figured out why everyone wants to be first. I wait as long as possible. I don’t want to sit in a tube full of bad air for 45 minutes waiting for the last passenger!
We only have white socks. Same style. For everyone in the family. No matching necessary. They all go in a bin unmatched. You pick out two socks. Done. And for the little ones. Little white socks with grey toes. Those go in another bin. No matching.
I found you cool ladies a few months ago to get some other views on what is going on in America. I only use YT for tv news, other sources..news and movies. I donot use social of any kind. Best invention in my life was the answering machine. I left in 99 for The Netherlands. No regrets , never look back. I am so grateful. You ladies crack me up and glad for your good friendship and humor. Just so you know Jen I am now in retirement with my 2 chihuahua ladies and it is heaven on earth. Couple friends see now and then, couple only via email and my light contact with neighbors is enough. I walk my dogs with gratitude for being able to love being on my own. It is sooooo nice and no I never get lonely. Breath on. ❤
Most of my socks 🧦 are the same. It’s like integrated socks 🧦 They all get a chance to hang out with different socks 🧦 It makes for a better society! 😆
My Had It making it to the podcast : day made! Jen and Pumps agreeing and giving prophetic advice: month made! Can’t wait to see you guys later this month in FL!
A while ago I started embracing the orphan socks, and now I prefer to mismatch my socks. Even if I have a pair that matches, I intentionally grab a sock that doesn't match. It just feels so right!
Spirit of all places hold up the boarding zones 👏🏼 everyone that ignored the zones they would send out of line and told to wait until their zone was called 😂🙌🏼 I was definitely thoroughly pleased as the perpetrators took the walk of shame past me
Socks issues here! I fixed it by putting the socks in a mesh bag with my load of clothes. Put the mesh bag at the bottom of the load. Voila, No more single socks!! ❤🇨🇦
Hello from British Columbia, Canada! I'm with you Jen on the stupid Stanley Cup "era"...our law firm recently had personalized Stanley cups made for all of our staff members (along with our firm's name on it) and I have mine stashed in a box under my desk as I refuse to participate in this ridiculous cult-like mentality! I will happily continue to drink my water out of my Starbucks cold cup! Sorry, not sorry!! ;)
You are a lying liar who lies. You live on a mound of socks, filled with lies. 😂😂😂 Jk, I go through socks so fast that there's no time to lose them! Heel and toe gets worn out so quick.
Listening so early because my one smoke detector ended its life at 3 AM EST I had to get up get a broom and get it down you don’t think lover boy woke up do you? # reallypissed not good
When my friend Tanya was, like 9 years old, she and a friend of hers went door to door in their neighborhood one day, saying they were from the Society for Single Socks, and asking for donations. They got dozens and dozens and dozens. Pillowcases-full. Tanya says that’s the day her mom started to hate her.
I worked in management at multiple big box retail corporate chains. The amount of time I hated having conversations around “reward” programs and the companies requiring at MINIMUM a “ask 3” rule. I hated it. It was always a conversation about why people hate it because of what yall just talked about. We would get MULTIPLE “verbal warnings” about NOT asking 3 times or not asking at all. Trust me - we don’t like asking yall for information WAY more than you hate being asked.
“The less people you interact with, the happier you are” 39:56 tattoo that on my forehead. Why would I choose to suffer???? Let me join the cult cause y’all are prophetic😭🙌🏾
At a convention or trade show if salesmen are handing out their business cards one pocket is for all annoying salespeople cards, when you ger a good number start handing them back to the next annoying salesman
I travel a lot for work and I’m telling you the people that board the plane ahead of time, I’m over it. I’m so over it that when I fly, I do not board the plane until everyone else is boarded. I don’t want to sit on that thing for an hour waiting for everyone else to board. I’m eating bagels and getting on at the last moment.
Helpful tip: If you find that you continue to have "rogue socks", there's a simple solution...buy the same exact brand, color, and size, and style in standard colors (white/black, no-show/crew, for instance), no more worries.😊
iHipsters is going to ruin me. Jordan #2 thinks this: there is a special place in my heart when Jen calls me (specifically me) “listener”. I’m so scared I won’t be recognized again. I need this. My family needs this. Fuck, even my dogs need this. I legally changed my name to “The Listener”. It’s who I am. It’s who we are when you think about it.
Pumps keep your garage door open if you eat in your car to hide from Blaze and your car is running. Please be safe I’m sure you are but I really love you Meemaw ❤❤❤
I am totally with you about the fewer friends around you the happier you are. I can spend days alone, just me and the dogs. I don't miss interaction with people at all. Then when I have to leave he house and go to the store, I invariably get the cashier at check out that wants to know how my day is going, calls me 'hun', and then wishes me a blessed rest of my day. Seriously?
I always pin them together. You know save those safety pins from the cleaners. It doesn’t bother me just close the laundry door. My son has more socks than I can count
What a brilliant idea Pumps! I need to make a list of phone numbers of shitty Trump supporters that need to be “contacted” by sellers they would hate. Love this!
My 5 year old nephew showed up for pre-easter cake making on Saturday wearing two different shoes. They were both Crocs, but that's where the similarity ended. Mind you, his grandmother (my younger sister) and her kids just wear mismatched socks on a regular basis (which is kinda maddening to me as someone who pairs up all of my socks immediately after taking them out of the dryer).
Holy crap that's so freaking right! I used to be the center of the circle and that was so tiring all the bs people were going through. Always the same crap. Now at the beautiful age of go f yourself 55, my friends are both dogs and I love it!! Love your podcast
Ohhhhh myyyy goooooddddd. The Jennifer Welch, the sheriff of the United States herself, spoke my name on this podcast. It’s all downhill from here..I’ve peaked 😭😭😭
I HIPSTERS UNITE 🤍
The sheriff!!❤❤❤
you made it! congratulations on all your success!!!
Congrats, you've made it at last.
I’m going to need your phone number, email AND your freaking coupon card to tell EXACTLY how thrilled I am about your idea. JFC 🖕🙄
I heard someone say that those runaway socks turn into extra Tupperware lids 😏😂🤪🤣
trans lids?
I KNEW it!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe they become 11,780 votes 😂
Y'all have no idea. I divorced my husband two years ago and I still find his sock orphans from time to time. Gives me the WORST PTSD ever.
😂😂😂😂 sorry that cracked me up..
wonder if you moved and left the dryer if you would find any more.
I would laugh every time bc he is gone and all that is left of him is something to throw out again. Therapy to remind you of how grateful you are. Laugh and make it cathartic.
In South Florida, for some reason they built a lot of these condos here without laundry units, so we all have to use a laundromat. So my ex-boyfriend used to do the laundry for us.. Not only would he come home without my expensive running socks.. At least one was always missing.. But oftentimes there would be women’s underwear in my laundry basket that were definitely not mine. He would always claim he Washed whatever I gave him that was in the basket, folded it up and brought it home.. I just found it bizarre that Not only were my expensive, running socks always missing, but someone else’s underwear would come home . I’ve never In my life, brought men’s underwear home in my laundry basket 🤔
@@HH-gv8mx😂🤣😂🤣
I am a liberal in a very red state so no, I have no friends to speak of in my city and don’t care because I am 66 years old and I’ve had it with small talk or really any kind of talk. I enjoy my own company. It’s so refreshing to listen to you Jen and Pumps because you say out loud with abandon what I am thinking. I love your podcast so much.
throwing away single socks is how you end up with a lot more single socks. 😂
As many as double, in some cases!
Like Steel Magnolias says "a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...." I believe for every sock you lose, you find a tupperware lid that doesn't match anything tupperware you own. Great show today, will be thinking of it and laughing out loud all day long.
😂
My socks go in a lingerie bag and I have no orphans. 😊
Most of my socks 🧦 are the same so this doesn’t happen much 😀
I’ve come to say the same thing. 😂
Good idea! I do that with my microfiber cloths. They don't stick to other laundry and there's very little static.
I've thought about this for years, but have never actually done it. My laundry gets sorted as it comes off of my body - I use 6 or so small baskets, and I think this helps avoid having orphans.
Smart, but nope
In South Florida, for some reason they built a lot of these condos here without laundry units, so we all have to use a laundromat. So my ex-boyfriend used to do the laundry for us.. Not only would he come home without my expensive running socks.. At least one was always missing.. But oftentimes there would be women’s underwear in my laundry basket that were definitely not mine. He would always claim he Washed whatever I gave him that was in the basket, folded it up and brought it home.. I just found it bizarre that Not only were my expensive, running socks always missing, but someone else’s underwear would come home . I’ve never In my life, brought men’s underwear home in my laundry basket 🤔
The entire sock orphans conversation has me laughing out loud! You 2 are just a gift!💕💕
Socks! 1 minute and 20 seconds into the episode and I'm already laughing my socks off! Divorcing without permission.😂😂😂
The socks are going to a dryer at an extended stay hotel room in Cleveland, btw.
once made an online purchase for coffee from a small owner operator business. It was a gift for a friend mostly because I thought the recipient would be supportive of this business. Before I even received a confirmation of the order, they started to bombard me with emails for other things they thought I should buy. It was relentless and several times a day. it completely turned me off from ever buying anything from that company ever again.
GIRLS PLEASE. A MED SIZED MESH BAG THAT TAKES HEAT....
Socks go in bag two at a time. Bag goes in dryer. Two socks always come out of the bag like magic.
Such an obvious fix that I never thought of.
The most Canadian thing you'll hear all year: every time I hear Stanley Cup I think of hockey.
Lol I'm a US southerner but a huge hockey fan (dad retired from military and we moved to DC when I was 13, the same year as Alex Ovechkin's rookie year) but yes I've wondered if Canadians have been super confused why a bunch of middle class white women are committing crimes over a Stanley Cup here in the States 😂😂😂
Omg! Giving the wrong phone # is brilliant!
GASP, the people boarding before their group called, the worst! I was flying back once and we were first, the whole day was a mess with delays on delays. We finally start to board and this family SHOVE their way to the front, taking up so much space, get to the attendant and they go 'we called group 1, you are group 6....' jerks.
I have never figured out why everyone wants to be first. I wait as long as possible. I don’t want to sit in a tube full of bad air for 45 minutes waiting for the last passenger!
@@ProctorsGambleexactly why I wait as long as possible to board any plane!
We only have white socks. Same style. For everyone in the family. No matching necessary. They all go in a bin unmatched. You pick out two socks. Done.
And for the little ones. Little white socks with grey toes. Those go in another bin. No matching.
tx, i will try this
I do the same. It’s like integrated socks 🧦 They all get a chance to hang out with different socks 🧦 It makes for a better society! 😆
Does everyone in your family have the same foot size?
Listening from Poland while I’m cleaning my room ♥️
They have laundry bags used to washed delicates. Use that for socks. Zips closed
its gone well before that .. divorced, married, name changed... on it's flight to the bahamas for its honeymoon!! there is no solution 😆
@@MrSterlingg or buy new ones
It's always a plus when I wake up to Jessica and Pumps. ❤
I spit my coffee! 😂😂😂
Missing a sock is proof of Bigfoot
Could they be the missing 11,780 Georgia votes
I love your ladies show, straight talk and opinions. Can't get enough. You talk from the heart not the stage or pedestal. Keep it up ❤
I just did my kid’s laundry and I have literally SEVEN singular socks that have no match anywhere in existence 🤦🏼♀️
I found you cool ladies a few months ago to get some other views on what is going on in America. I only use YT for tv news, other sources..news and movies.
I donot use social of any kind. Best invention in my life was the answering machine.
I left in 99 for The Netherlands. No regrets , never look back.
I am so grateful. You ladies crack me up and glad for your good friendship and humor.
Just so you know Jen I am now in retirement with my 2 chihuahua ladies and it is heaven on earth. Couple friends see now and then, couple only via email and my light contact with neighbors is enough. I walk my dogs with gratitude for being able to love being on my own. It is sooooo nice and no I never get lonely. Breath on. ❤
Get one of those bags used to launder bras and throw in worn socks as you take them off instead of just throwing them into the laundry hamper/bag.
I need to tell you I found one in the pillowcase one time
Be careful, they come out at night and feed on your uncovered toes.
I've had it with the marjorie traitor Greene & Loren boebert's of the world w/ their intentional chaos!
Please donate orphaned socks to the homeless shelters. Unmatched pairs are better than none and it’s their #1 need. Thank you! Cheers!
That's a great idea!
Most of my socks 🧦 are the same. It’s like integrated socks 🧦 They all get a chance to hang out with different socks 🧦 It makes for a better society! 😆
Morning ladies…. Sock orphans…. A new perspective
My Had It making it to the podcast : day made!
Jen and Pumps agreeing and giving prophetic advice: month made!
Can’t wait to see you guys later this month in FL!
I wish I had a best friend that is just as embittered as I am.
A while ago I started embracing the orphan socks, and now I prefer to mismatch my socks. Even if I have a pair that matches, I intentionally grab a sock that doesn't match. It just feels so right!
"Memaw is gettin' gangster at the checkout" LMAO
"gingerly creeping away from people", I loved that Pumps. Ive been doing a lot of that over the past few years.
we should start using the IHIP email
They have one?????😮
So great!! Thank you...all three!
The orphan sock happens to me all the time I just give up and wait until the other one appears😂.
Spirit of all places hold up the boarding zones 👏🏼 everyone that ignored the zones they would send out of line and told to wait until their zone was called 😂🙌🏼 I was definitely thoroughly pleased as the perpetrators took the walk of shame past me
Grown-up timeout 😄
Socks issues here! I fixed it by putting the socks in a mesh bag with my load of clothes. Put the mesh bag at the bottom of the load. Voila, No more single socks!! ❤🇨🇦
Hello from British Columbia, Canada! I'm with you Jen on the stupid Stanley Cup "era"...our law firm recently had personalized Stanley cups made for all of our staff members (along with our firm's name on it) and I have mine stashed in a box under my desk as I refuse to participate in this ridiculous cult-like mentality! I will happily continue to drink my water out of my Starbucks cold cup! Sorry, not sorry!! ;)
We’re here for it all- ❤❤❤
Thank you for making my day - I always look forward to your videos! ❤😂
I wear orphan socks left and right. It is a free country, people died for us wearing orphan socks!❤
Yessss! Room temperature water is the ONLY water I drink! Thank you Jennifer!
omg the sock thing.. dying. laundry keeps me sane too. but the tragedy... please put that one in the book.
Now they both have the clap
In my 60 years or so of doing laundry, I can count on one hand the number of socks I've lost in the laundry room or laundromat.
How did you do that???
You must be blessed. LOLOLOL
You are a lying liar who lies.
You live on a mound of socks, filled with lies.
😂😂😂 Jk, I go through socks so fast that there's no time to lose them! Heel and toe gets worn out so quick.
I kept thinking you were talking about the hockey trophy 😂
Jennifer is my spirit animal!😂
So glad I found you ladies! ❤❤
me with my anxiety who doesn’t like confrontation 🧍🏻♀️
I'm not good at confrontation and sometimes I come off as rude but it's because I have to get over the mountain of anxiety before I can say anything.
Wouldn't garment bags work for socks?
I spent an hour getting out of one of those subscription clubs. They offered so many things. I just wanted to get out.
I sent in a Instagram voice message couple months ago about Jens had it with emails😂
Pumps has revolutionized the clap
I vote for the Girl Please listeners to be known as the Girl Pleasians ❤❤
This guy would be a great guest, John Fugelsang🎉
I love seeing John Fugelsang on the Stephanie Miller show 💙💙💙
Listening so early because my one smoke detector ended its life at 3 AM EST I had to get up get a broom and get it down you don’t think lover boy woke up do you? # reallypissed not good
Hey you Boomer Hoochie Mama’s- 5 star review here. I just need to know when the Hot shit tour is making its way back to Atlanta?! Love yall.
When my friend Tanya was, like 9 years old, she and a friend of hers went door to door in their neighborhood one day, saying they were from the Society for Single Socks, and asking for donations. They got dozens and dozens and dozens. Pillowcases-full. Tanya says that’s the day her mom started to hate her.
😂🧦
i’m actually GAGGED that jen read my screenshot from facebook marketplace
I worked in management at multiple big box retail corporate chains. The amount of time I hated having conversations around “reward” programs and the companies requiring at MINIMUM a “ask 3” rule. I hated it. It was always a conversation about why people hate it because of what yall just talked about. We would get MULTIPLE “verbal warnings” about NOT asking 3 times or not asking at all. Trust me - we don’t like asking yall for information WAY more than you hate being asked.
When I do join the club, I like to give a fake name. I particularly like "Mrs. Tidbits".
@@bevwest7428My ex's was Mongo Human. Packages, junk mail, everything.
NICE!!!!! I hate the Stanley cups too!!!! 😂😂😂 Never had one, will never have one!!!!
Lost property boxes are full of those types of cups.
“The less people you interact with, the happier you are” 39:56 tattoo that on my forehead. Why would I choose to suffer???? Let me join the cult cause y’all are prophetic😭🙌🏾
Air passenger boarding lines are chaotic because of travelers' anxiety before flying.
//// Sock orphanage//// absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
That is a really great idea about there being one email address and one phone number that everyone gives out.
The girls are flying high, and I haven't had enough. 🇺🇸👈
Room temperature water has been and will always be superior - this is a hill I will die on!!!
Agree! And I hate when people ask if it's because I have sensitive teeth. My teeth are fine, thank you very much.
I always board the plane last. I want to be on that plane as little as possible 😂
Yesterday.. me literally wondering WTH happened to 4 pairs of black socks!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
At a convention or trade show if salesmen are handing out their business cards one pocket is for all annoying salespeople cards, when you ger a good number start handing them back to the next annoying salesman
I travel a lot for work and I’m telling you the people that board the plane ahead of time, I’m over it. I’m so over it that when I fly, I do not board the plane until everyone else is boarded. I don’t want to sit on that thing for an hour waiting for everyone else to board. I’m eating bagels and getting on at the last moment.
Omg, so good, thx
Helpful tip: If you find that you continue to have "rogue socks", there's a simple solution...buy the same exact brand, color, and size, and style in standard colors (white/black, no-show/crew, for instance), no more worries.😊
I so wish I could go to the Boston show though I suppose I could change my surgery date lol
I’m from Pittsburgh too, please come here!!!
iHipsters is going to ruin me. Jordan #2 thinks this: there is a special place in my heart when Jen calls me (specifically me) “listener”. I’m so scared I won’t be recognized again. I need this. My family needs this. Fuck, even my dogs need this. I legally changed my name to “The Listener”. It’s who I am. It’s who we are when you think about it.
Might I add “I’ve had it”?
Pumps keep your garage door open if you eat in your car to hide from Blaze and your car is running. Please be safe I’m sure you are but I really love you Meemaw ❤❤❤
You’re doing the lawrds work patriots haha
@ memaw, hand wash dem socks if you keep losing em 🤣🤣
I am totally with you about the fewer friends around you the happier you are. I can spend days alone, just me and the dogs. I don't miss interaction with people at all. Then when I have to leave he house and go to the store, I invariably get the cashier at check out that wants to know how my day is going, calls me 'hun', and then wishes me a blessed rest of my day. Seriously?
I’ve figured out the solution with the sock problem after having my baby. I use a zip up mesh bag and i haven’t lost a sock since.
For more and more reasons, I am glad I have opted not to have a cell phone.
I give out old inactive email and phone #. Then I use my best friend’s bday. But I dig the enemies angle. Definitely gangsta.
Not pumps sitting with her car on in the garage😂
I’m in my room temp water era.
I always pin them together. You know save those safety pins from the cleaners. It doesn’t bother me just close the laundry door. My son has more socks than I can count
Pumps please tell me the laundry detergent that pissed your neighbor off was from Tyler Candle Company bc I relate. Diva or Glam wash? ❤
What a brilliant idea Pumps! I need to make a list of phone numbers of shitty Trump supporters that need to be “contacted” by sellers they would hate. Love this!
I’m in my got it at a conference financial planning booth giveaway thermal cup era 🤣🤣🤣
Pumps, large delicates bag. All socks go in and get washed as a group.
My 5 year old nephew showed up for pre-easter cake making on Saturday wearing two different shoes. They were both Crocs, but that's where the similarity ended. Mind you, his grandmother (my younger sister) and her kids just wear mismatched socks on a regular basis (which is kinda maddening to me as someone who pairs up all of my socks immediately after taking them out of the dryer).
Put them in a mesh bag. Hilarious!
Holy crap that's so freaking right! I used to be the center of the circle and that was so tiring all the bs people were going through. Always the same crap. Now at the beautiful age of go f yourself 55, my friends are both dogs and I love it!! Love your podcast
The sock problem is easy. Buy a couple dozen pairs that are all the same. I use white socks.
Can't help but conflate the sock grievance to my love life. So annoyed that what should be 2, is just one. 😂
The socks!!! Orphanage 😆 I got one!!! It’s weird!