The 100% "Scientific" PROOF For God Is Really DUMB (Eternal Insecurity)

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  • @SirSicCrusader
    @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +42

    Things have been pretty stable lately, BUT THATS NO FUN IS IT!! I want to grow into an amorphous mass and smother the entirety of UA-cam, so please, like, share, comment, subscribe, click the bell icon and everything else that you can to get the word of sir sic out there CHEERS!

    • @thelyrebird1310
      @thelyrebird1310 9 місяців тому +2

      Hitch-hiker's guide to the universe and the restaurant at the end of the universe isn't a reference manual for God turning up just before the end.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 9 місяців тому

      Do you know the manga/anime Youjo Senki (幼女戦記) aka Saga of Tanya the Evil? That's a IMHO far more intesting story about the existance of God and the consequences than whatever this guy has come up with. Also far more entertaining.

    • @C_A_I_N_N
      @C_A_I_N_N 9 місяців тому +1

      2:10 didnt know seals had whiskers and tusks JUST LIKE WALRUSES! XDXDXD god that should tell ya a thing or two already......

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 9 місяців тому

      Hey SS love your channel man. Could I suggest maybe posting some shorter vids, maybe 10 min or so long. 20+ mins is pretty long these days and we all know how short everyone's attention span is (present company excluded of course). I'm sure you'd get more interactions that's all.
      Greetings from New Zealand mate, please keep up the great work.

    • @konradkanuckle5920
      @konradkanuckle5920 9 місяців тому

      He said they lived " typically " along the coastline! Where else would they live?...besides at the bottom of a whiskey bottle just like a worm in tequila.
      Ok you could say ice flows, but I like mine neat.

  • @foolishlyludicrous
    @foolishlyludicrous 9 місяців тому +230

    "Christians are weird. Why do you believe Jesus came back as an owlbear wearing a Maple Leafs jersey? "
    "Uhhh, we don't believe that. "
    "Kind of a shit thing when someone intentionally misrepresents your position, innit?"

    • @BelRigh
      @BelRigh 9 місяців тому +19

      I like that one.....

    • @plattbagarn
      @plattbagarn 9 місяців тому +25

      "You're taking it out of context."

    • @vblaque
      @vblaque 9 місяців тому +11

      Go Leafs Go! (sorry, Leafs fan in me couldn't resist) 😊👍

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 9 місяців тому +10

      Oh. Imma gonna steal that.

    • @JMDarkly1
      @JMDarkly1 9 місяців тому +12

      Just saying, if an owlbear suddenly showed up claiming to be god, I'm going to have a hard time not thinking it was awesome.

  • @MudflapNichols
    @MudflapNichols 9 місяців тому +207

    As a musician, I can assure you that our dexterity is earned through hours of practice. We are born crying and crapping ourselves, just like everyone else.

    • @therealjammit
      @therealjammit 9 місяців тому

      But you were born crying and crapping on key.

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 9 місяців тому

      And you DON'T have brain matter in your hands.

    • @enzymewsa3168
      @enzymewsa3168 9 місяців тому +4

      You still dont...? No wonder i cant compete with T Swift....

    • @MasamiPhoenix
      @MasamiPhoenix 9 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, this was going through my head the entire time. I'm sure some musicians have natural finger dexterity, which makes learning instruments SLIGHTLY faster and therefore they are less likely to give up, but the majority of their skill is still - well - skill.
      But he talks about it like it's a full blown super power, that you can only get if you are bitten by a radioactive cello.

    • @enzymewsa3168
      @enzymewsa3168 9 місяців тому +6

      @@MasamiPhoenix I'm still working on the crying and not crapping myself... lol...

  • @bodan1196
    @bodan1196 9 місяців тому +107

    "I have 100% proof. If you don't believe me, you are biased." Yeah, there's 100% confidence there.

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl 9 місяців тому +5

      And never mind the fact he was admittedly being 100% biased in his argument.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 9 місяців тому +10

      @@MadHax-wt5tl That's no accident. It's a Confession(tm). Remember their cult believes that demeaning yourself is a virtue, so admitting that they're bad people or hypocrites is a positive thing, because it means they have to beg God harder than everyone else, so it makes them better than everybody at being humble and modest.
      The entire edifice of faith is a twisted mess of insanity like that.

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 9 місяців тому +6

      His "100% scientific proof" has a lot of i-don't-knows, i-can't-exactly-remember and something-like-thats. With a terrible non sequitur at the end.🤷‍♀

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl 9 місяців тому +1

      @@simond.455 Also he said we could try this experiment for ourselves.....! But I don't own a bloody seal!?

  • @MarkJones-fw3mo
    @MarkJones-fw3mo 9 місяців тому +110

    My legs are exactly the length to reach the floor. So God!!!

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 9 місяців тому +63

    I can walk into my kitchen and tell if there was a fish there 35 seconds ago too, I can usually even narrow down the exact surface it was put on, it's called having a sense of smell.

    • @diverguy3556
      @diverguy3556 9 місяців тому +9

      Therefore God exists. Checkmate atheists.

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 8 місяців тому

      My point exactly

    • @Herschel1738
      @Herschel1738 8 місяців тому +2

      I can walk into my bathroom & tell that my husband had a crap in the toilet over an HOUR ago. And that's with the fan on & the window open. I can even tell that if he's remembered to flush the toilet. Therefore, God exists!!

  • @flamedealership
    @flamedealership 9 місяців тому +92

    Watching this genius sharing his groundbraking discovery reminds me of a qoute from your fellow countryman Ricky Gervais, Sic. He said "when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid".

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +13

      oof

    • @reality-matters
      @reality-matters 9 місяців тому +4

      That sounds like a Stephen Fry quote for some reason

    • @flamedealership
      @flamedealership 9 місяців тому +3

      @@reality-matters I agree, it certainly would fit Fry. I know it from Gervais, though.

    • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
      @Snuggles_the_Unholy 9 місяців тому +1

      💯 destruction

    • @powbobs
      @powbobs 9 місяців тому

      I generally ask xtians if they remember before they were born.
      When they say no I say death is like that.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +180

    A penguin took his car to a mechanic..
    Mechanic : "It'll take about half hour to check out.."
    Penguin wanders around a strip-mall then comes back..
    Mechanic : "Looks like you blew a seal."
    Penguin : NO!! It's ice cream!!"

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +27

      Harbor seal : "Am I a joke to you!?"

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +22

      :0

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 9 місяців тому +18

      At least it wasn't the transmission. 😉

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 9 місяців тому +20

      ​@SirSicCrusader not the best face to make for this joke 😏

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 9 місяців тому +12

      There's a version of that joke in Kip Addotta's song "Wet Dream" (1988) - which is a pun-tastic piece of comedy.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 9 місяців тому +122

    100% of zero is still zero. Especially when it's high grade, industrial class bull💩.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +18

      ouch

    • @LethalPillow99
      @LethalPillow99 9 місяців тому +2

      Premium luxury designer Bull 💩

    • @Modern-gu2it
      @Modern-gu2it 9 місяців тому +2

      3 x 0 still = 0 because that's how much his BS is worth.

  • @lunaknights3539
    @lunaknights3539 9 місяців тому +45

    100% Scientific proof, he says, proceeds to not provide any proof at all. There's definitely a trend here that leads to pure silliness.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +10

      I know right

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde 9 місяців тому +2

      They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

    • @angusatkins-trimnell2784
      @angusatkins-trimnell2784 9 місяців тому +2

      100% scientific proof..."maybe we have God microsensors." Next!

    • @buenacg
      @buenacg 3 місяці тому +1

      What I love here is that he’s basically co-opting The Phantom Menace. It’s midichlorians and some people are more sensitive to them than others! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @TheTransTankie
    @TheTransTankie 9 місяців тому +112

    If you’ve heard one of these arguments you’ve heard em all 😂

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +28

      inded

    • @UranusKiller
      @UranusKiller 9 місяців тому +29

      You'd think after a couple thousand years they would have come up with some better ones!
      Almost like it's all nonsense...
      🤔

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 9 місяців тому +15

      Christian apologetics hasn't gotten new arguments since Anselm, Aquinas, and the Kalam (which is a repurposed Islamic apologetic). And none of those are good arguments, they're just the most rigorously thought out.

    • @killakanzgaming
      @killakanzgaming 9 місяців тому +8

      It's probably because we have already heard them all. It's the same small handful of pathetic arguments re-worded to make it seem like a new argument.
      For example, his very first argument is the old "look at the trees, aren't they awesome, therefor God" argument, just with the trees replaced with seals. It doesn't matter what they replace the trees with, it's still logically fallacious to conclude God just because something cool exists.
      These xians genuinely haven't come up with anything new since the last time the Bible had new stories added to it... Even then "new" is debatable since a lot of it was copied from other religions or folklore.

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 9 місяців тому +8

      Because for the overwhelming majority of that time, they didn't have to worry about making logical arguments. They just executed anyone who disagreed. This is what happens when an entitled idea who always won by default has to actually step into the marketplace of ideas for the 1st time.

  • @LessThanLucid
    @LessThanLucid 9 місяців тому +67

    I tried to build a god-detector, but it keep pointing to my neighbors' cats....

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +19

      fair

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 9 місяців тому +18

      Sounds like it is working to me

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 9 місяців тому +11

      Well, obviously. They're anti-dogs. And what is dog backwards?

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 9 місяців тому +5

      all hail the kitty lord

    • @martinsmallwood9605
      @martinsmallwood9605 9 місяців тому +7

      Mine just points to the vodka bottle.
      I emptied it and could not find any god so need to open a new bottle to search again .
      Yes folks I drink vodka.
      Have to Sir Sic drinks all the whisky .

  • @oldbatwit5102
    @oldbatwit5102 9 місяців тому +38

    He says 'Let's think about something for a second', but doesn't.

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 9 місяців тому +26

    I also docked mister _"Look at the seals!"_ points every time he stressed the prefix 'micro' over 'nano', giving me the impression that he thinks a 'micro-sensor' is smaller than a 'nano-sensor'.

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 9 місяців тому

      YES. That was particularly infuriating.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 9 місяців тому +1

      A micro-sensor is bigger than a nano-sensor and therefore obviously better, duh.
      No, sorry, I don't think he knows what those words mean.

    • @ALTDOK667
      @ALTDOK667 9 місяців тому

      I want a nanowave oven!

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ALTDOK667 - And oh hey, what'd'ya know, those exist - they're more commonly known as infrared ovens - but they exist. Neat.

    • @ALTDOK667
      @ALTDOK667 9 місяців тому

      @@jeffl.9633 Cool beans!

  • @NoelMcGinnis
    @NoelMcGinnis 9 місяців тому +62

    Tenacious D references are never wrong!

  • @cupofcoffee4251
    @cupofcoffee4251 9 місяців тому +16

    This will go down in history as the argument from seals.

  • @charleslipscomb2567
    @charleslipscomb2567 9 місяців тому +17

    Me: (flicks a lighter) How about a little fire Strawman?

  • @DuXQaK
    @DuXQaK 9 місяців тому +34

    confidence, arrogance, nonsense... the trifecta

  • @jda79
    @jda79 9 місяців тому +35

    Sometimes even the 3rd hand embarrassment can hurt a little

  • @brayhill
    @brayhill 9 місяців тому +39

    Of course his evidence is seals. Weren't there seven of them in Revelations?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +8

      I mean...

    • @marcushazlewood7283
      @marcushazlewood7283 8 місяців тому +1

      Only in the king james version. Older versions said it was seven ardvarks. They weren't cute enough to sell the idea though.

    • @brayhill
      @brayhill 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@marcushazlewood7283 heretic!

  • @JesmondBeeBee
    @JesmondBeeBee 9 місяців тому +52

    Describing harbour seals as having tusks wasn't a good start.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +3

      :0

    • @whatever133701
      @whatever133701 9 місяців тому +4

      Wallrus right?

    • @JesmondBeeBee
      @JesmondBeeBee 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@whatever133701 A walrus is a type of seal but beardy here specifically mentioned harbour seals, which are a different type of seal.

    • @mattheweagles5123
      @mattheweagles5123 9 місяців тому +3

      You just have to believe that they have tusks

    • @AnthonyHandcock
      @AnthonyHandcock 9 місяців тому +4

      @@mattheweagles5123 The fool says in his heart there are no tusks.

  • @DJH316007
    @DJH316007 9 місяців тому +9

    He didn't jump over to our side of the fence, he somehow got tangled up in it.

  • @legendaryfrog4880
    @legendaryfrog4880 9 місяців тому +20

    I was always on the fence about god, but I never considered SEALS! It all makes sense now!

  • @ndhammer
    @ndhammer 9 місяців тому +17

    So basically his argument is "Look at this thing therefore god!"
    What's the biggest bottle of whiskey you have Sir Sic? We're going to need it!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +4

      inded

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde 9 місяців тому +1

      Luckily, I have three bottles of Scotch on the shelf in my room...

  • @keanep.278
    @keanep.278 6 місяців тому +2

    He's like the volcano village from ATLA.
    "Well can your "science" explain why it rains?"
    "Yes! Yes it Can!"

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +14

    Harbor Seal : "omg a fish pissed here! blek"

  • @clemstevenson
    @clemstevenson 9 місяців тому +28

    Religious people have vastly superior psychotic powers, and are able to detect things that aren't there.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 9 місяців тому +9

      It's like that Dave Allen joke about the pope accusing an atheist of being like a blind man in a dark room looking for a cat that isn't there (the atheist replied that the pope is in the same situation except he claims to have found the cat).

    • @clemstevenson
      @clemstevenson 9 місяців тому

      @@RictusHolloweye Yes, Dave Allen summed it up quite well. There is no evidence, yet the pope claims to know that god is real.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 9 місяців тому +3

      Psychotic indeed. lol

    • @clemstevenson
      @clemstevenson 9 місяців тому

      @@martin2289 They can see the angels and demons that aren't there 🙂

  • @ryanreedgibson
    @ryanreedgibson 9 місяців тому +13

    I want a Sir Sic figurine to go right next to my Bender robot on my desk! So, the next time I see one of these super people, I can look at it and think, "what would Sir Sic say"?

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 9 місяців тому

      I mean both Bender and Sir Sic say, *_BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! _* 🤷‍♂️

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +8

      I need to make more merch... and you know to fix the actual merch store

    • @reality-matters
      @reality-matters 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SirSicCrusaderThat sounds like work. Best crack open the Work Whisky.

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 9 місяців тому

      Good idea! Sir Sic would probably say, "bite my shiny metal ass!"

    • @ALTDOK667
      @ALTDOK667 9 місяців тому

      I want a Sir Sic figure!

  • @NeosAvias
    @NeosAvias 9 місяців тому +11

    3:44 “Same thing whenever anyone says, ‘SOME-‘“
    -BODY WANTS TOLD ME
    THE WORLD IS GON’A ROLL ME
    I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEED

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 9 місяців тому +34

    Humans are not seals = therefore god? I can't... I don't have enough booze to forget this!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +13

      I mean...

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 9 місяців тому +6

      @@SirSicCrusader don't even. It's your whisky-hogging fault!

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 9 місяців тому +3

      @@ArKritz84 😄😄

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau 9 місяців тому +9

    Sorry but I got distracted by the sight of Sir Sic with whiskers. Plush version right now please!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +5

      I have looked into plushes... they are... pricey

    • @lawrencechesneau
      @lawrencechesneau 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@SirSicCrusaderWhiskey is pricey. Feels like the one could solve the other...

  • @dreadreaver7953
    @dreadreaver7953 9 місяців тому +30

    if I had a shot of whisky everytime a theist misunderstood science id have liver cancer by now

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +10

      damn

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 9 місяців тому +1

      If you started at noon today, yes you would have it.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 9 місяців тому +2

      You would be dead from alcohol poisoning in a few hours max, there's no way you would make it long enough to get liver cancer.

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 9 місяців тому +1

      I don't think it works like that. Liver necrosis, yes. Almost certainly. Alcohol poisoning, resulting in death, guaranteed. Liver cancer is far less likely

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 9 місяців тому

      @@gerritvalkering1068 Yeah, at that rate it would kill all cancer cells as well...

  • @GalactusTheDestroyer
    @GalactusTheDestroyer 9 місяців тому +7

    Always a good day when Sir Sic uploads. Daily dose of laughing at people and their unrealistic opinions.
    3:28 So I totally sang the exact same lyrics in time with you. I mean you have to when it's handed to you on a silver platter like that. How about the power... to move you.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +3

      so all Fridays and Wednesdays are good? interesting, personally I find the super stressful because I always worry that UA-cam is gonna kill the video...

    • @GalactusTheDestroyer
      @GalactusTheDestroyer 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SirSicCrusaderdamn straight!

    • @Lauren_P_
      @Lauren_P_ 9 місяців тому

      @@SirSicCrusaderpersonally, I look forward to your videos on Wednesdays and Fridays.

  • @whatever133701
    @whatever133701 9 місяців тому +10

    My braincells comitted sepukku

  • @cartercordingley6062
    @cartercordingley6062 9 місяців тому +18

    This guy doesn't even know the micro is 1000 times bigger than a nano.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +5

      I mean

    • @reality-matters
      @reality-matters 9 місяців тому

      You mean the difference between his 🍆 and his 🧠?

    • @anullhandle
      @anullhandle 9 місяців тому

      His nano jeebus whiskers are wired into an atto thinkerizer.

    • @AnOldeSpartan
      @AnOldeSpartan 9 місяців тому

      Sorry to be 'that' person but... A micro is 1,000,000 times larger than a nano. A micro is 1000th (thousand). A nano is 1,000,000,000th (billion).

    • @cartercordingley6062
      @cartercordingley6062 9 місяців тому

      @AnOldeSpartan I no problem, I always appreciate being corrected. It is the only way to gain knowledge. To whom do you think I am a theist

  • @AkodoKusamoto
    @AkodoKusamoto 9 місяців тому +16

    I...I just...I can't...
    This argument is garbage. I can't be more articulate than that. It's not even an argument, it's just a bunch of science-y words he thought sounded smart and trendy vomited into my personal space.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 9 місяців тому +2

    "Some of you are going to reject it, just out of personal bias."
    Less than a minute in, and he's already poisoning the well.

  • @Lauren_P_
    @Lauren_P_ 9 місяців тому +14

    Commenting for the algorithm gods. Comment comment.
    Is it just me, or are the algorithm theists getting harder to deal with?

  • @jonesygt246
    @jonesygt246 9 місяців тому +6

    I have these micro-sensors that detect BS quickly. I wish more people had them.

  • @moonytheloony6516
    @moonytheloony6516 9 місяців тому +6

    First to comment here!
    And....well...this guy soiled his trousers the moment he began with seals and their ability to track fish in the water.
    My dog can track when I'm eating and drinking merrily, so clearly thats proof of the existence of Dionysus....
    The ducks who live near the pond by my home seem to know when I arrive with food (yes, I actually feed them proper food for water fowl) so that's clearly proof of Poseidon....
    Which makes me question where in all bloody hell is Aphrodite during a marriage, but that's just me.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +3

      fair

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 9 місяців тому +2

      Anoia,
      Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers. She eats corkscrews.

    • @kayleescruggs6888
      @kayleescruggs6888 9 місяців тому

      Going by what I know of Greek myth, she’s banging Ares.

  • @wesleystockford2616
    @wesleystockford2616 9 місяців тому +4

    I hadn't realised Halo had increased the number of neurones in my hands, I thought I was just working on my reaction times, understanding game mechanics and working on muscle memory

    • @untapped8776
      @untapped8776 7 місяців тому

      If you have neurons in your hands, I think you should see a doctor, considering they're exclusive to the brain.

    • @wesleystockford2616
      @wesleystockford2616 7 місяців тому

      @@untapped8776 motor and sensory neurons in hands

  • @NeutralDrow
    @NeutralDrow 9 місяців тому +3

    I don't often lose it during one of your videos, but I had to pause until I stopped giggling at the Tenacious D out of nowhere. Maybe it's just because I'm relatively new, but I hadn't heard you do it before.

  • @mattheweagles5123
    @mattheweagles5123 9 місяців тому +9

    So are there seals who are atheist about fish due to ignoring their sensors in unrighteousness?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +2

      :0

    • @AXKfUN9m
      @AXKfUN9m 9 місяців тому +5

      The fool says in his heart: "there is no fish" They are corrupt, They have done abominable works, There is none who does good.

  • @tetsujin_144
    @tetsujin_144 9 місяців тому +24

    1:23 - "As I'm giving you all of this some of you are going to reject this out of personal bias"
    Oh, no, Bullseye! Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

  • @KAC710
    @KAC710 9 місяців тому +6

    At 13:50, I thought his point was, "Some people aren't as smart as others. Therfore God."
    Then he says it!!

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 9 місяців тому +9

    Nice of him to refute his own arguments. Too bad he lacked the self awareness to never let this video see the light of day.

  • @CrvrMb
    @CrvrMb 9 місяців тому +5

    If he gets a good idea the light bulb behind him turns on.

  • @kylerose3174
    @kylerose3174 9 місяців тому +11

    Poor cats 🐈. I never knew they had it so bad.

  • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
    @sachinaraszkiewicz785 9 місяців тому +7

    According to the Royal Society, seals can detect fish up to 180m away which is beyond awesome. And tgwy absolutely can follow the wake of a fish, its "trail". But there is no magic here, just insanely complex structure of the whiskers. This guy read an interesting fact on the internet and followed it with "Therefore, God!"
    To borrow a phrase from Forrest Valkai: "That's a level of misplaced confidence I hope I never achieve."

    • @marcdc6809
      @marcdc6809 9 місяців тому

      God according to this dude would be a kind of sadistical tinkerer who enjoys optimising predators, diseases, parasites so they can cause misery all over the natural world...

    • @chrisantoniou4366
      @chrisantoniou4366 9 місяців тому

      Human eyes can detect a Galaxy 2.5 million light years away and the human brain can invent an instrument that can detect galaxies BILLIONS of light years away... another small point of difference between seals and humans.

  • @ProjectSerpo90
    @ProjectSerpo90 9 місяців тому +1

    10:40 “once again the Sic shall rule the galaxy!!!” I need to reposition my hidden Plutonian whiskey stash before that happens though.

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 9 місяців тому +3

    This is why it's so important to actually read, digest, and understand your opposition's understanding and argument instead of pretending to know what your opposition knows and then argue only your side and your intentionally misrepresentation of your opposition thinks.

  • @nagranoth_
    @nagranoth_ 9 місяців тому +6

    the fact that he keeps using micro as if it's smaller than nano...
    or that he thinks you have neurons in your hands...
    this is such a good demonstration of people who lack a basc understanding of a topic not being capable of grasping how ignorant they are on it. Or in this guy's case not a topic, but everything related to science, use of units, or logic.

  • @Mus.Anonymouse
    @Mus.Anonymouse 9 місяців тому +6

    Sounds like he thinks micro is smaller than nano. Must be his god sensors at work there.

  • @rickmartin7596
    @rickmartin7596 9 місяців тому +5

    So I'm supposed to believe in a god because I have a hyper-sensitive hot wings detector with whiskers that can retain hot sauce flavor for three days? Guess I'm in!

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 9 місяців тому +8

    I miss the response videos of outlandishly naive and adamant individuals like Roger "Everything is a rock" Mudfossil University and crazy conspiracy folks of "the Earth is a triangle/The "Them"/Big (X)™/Aliens did it/ect..." crowd. But either way, you are doing a great job dunking on them dumbs.

  • @chrisdurhammusicchannel
    @chrisdurhammusicchannel 9 місяців тому

    The only thing I got out of that is that there should be a *SEAL TEAM SIC* that senses (with their nano whiskers) where all the whisky is and collects it for Sir Sic!!!!

    • @skepticusmaximus184
      @skepticusmaximus184 9 місяців тому +1

      I'm afraid I'd be court-martialed for "loosing" a bottle or two on the way home. 🥃🥴👍

  • @Atheistfromthemoon
    @Atheistfromthemoon 9 місяців тому +21

    This is going to be super dumb I can tell right out the gate.

  • @whitneydouglas4794
    @whitneydouglas4794 9 місяців тому +7

    So, wait, hold on... where was the "proof"? Did I miss it? Why do they always make promises that don't keep?!

    • @kayleescruggs6888
      @kayleescruggs6888 9 місяців тому +2

      I think, and I hope I’m not misrepresenting him, that the argument is seals therefore god.

    • @chrisantoniou4366
      @chrisantoniou4366 9 місяців тому

      "Why do they always make promises that don't keep?!"... because it's all they've got!

  • @NadineCallan
    @NadineCallan 9 місяців тому +5

    Sorry I couldn't let a 40 min sermon to play through very long my brain was starting to melt.

  • @GARYTHDawson
    @GARYTHDawson 9 місяців тому +1

    If a seal met my cat, knowing where the fish was thirty five seconds ago would be worthless.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +10

    Ducks.. If God designed ducks to float, why did he make them have to eat rocks to grind their food, instead of just giving them teeth?
    Rocks don't float. They're famous for it..

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому

      :0

    • @sussekind9717
      @sussekind9717 9 місяців тому +4

      Well, except for pumice. Pumice stone will float. It's only made in volcanoes under very specific conditions.
      It's funny because you can also take a piece that looks like a small boulder and just toss it with one hand to your friend, and then watch them shite themselves while they freak the F out.

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому

      @@sussekind9717 _"except for pumice."_
      Fkk pumice!
      Those cantankerous nonconformist "sovereign-stoneitizens" "lapis spongiae" aren't _REAL_ Proper God-Fearing Rocks!
      Nothing like the good solid 'Murican rocks!

    • @marcdc6809
      @marcdc6809 9 місяців тому

      I know a guy who can make a flat stone bounce on the surface of the water so well it actually crosses the river, I'm guessing god applies this principle to the stones that ducks eat, they probably only eat the bouncy stones and then make sure they align them well... I'm guessing scientifically an ancester of this guy I know could have tied these stones under jezus's sandals and then thrown jezus over the river making it look like he walked on water... that would kind of reduce the miracle and just make it a bit of a trick... if the guy used a catapult to yeet jezus, it would even make perfect sense.

  • @theturtlemoves3014
    @theturtlemoves3014 9 місяців тому +6

    Start of video: science will prove god
    3 minutes later: science is shit

  • @Thefourthtenor87
    @Thefourthtenor87 9 місяців тому +4

    YEEESSSSS!!! Superb Tenacious D reference 🤘

  • @delamarturner498
    @delamarturner498 9 місяців тому +2

    Sir Sic, if someone says they don't like whiskey, that just means more whiskey for you! But then, all whiskey already belongs to you, so my logic is nonsense

  • @gooadam
    @gooadam 9 місяців тому +5

    Proof for Godrick? No... I got more of a 'proof that theists secretly want to be seals' kind of vibe. That man needs a fish.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 9 місяців тому +6

    Without listening, I can tell everyone with 100% conviction, that Jebus lad has zero proof of god.. but I'll listen anyway, have to hear Sir Sic's whiskey burns 🥃🔥

  • @TheIronDonkey
    @TheIronDonkey 9 місяців тому +5

    Seals dont have tusks. Walruses do.

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 9 місяців тому +2

      I'd have given him that if he wasn't insisting on harbour seals. Walruses are a kind of seal, at least in a general way. But no - harbour seals aren't walruses and he can't even get that right.

  • @Squilurple
    @Squilurple 8 місяців тому +1

    I thought we were meant to drink our whiskey through our beard/moustache hairs to enhance the sensation. Isn't that why we call them "whiskers"?

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 9 місяців тому +6

    "...Are there god sensors?..." Yes.
    Yes there are people who claim to have the ability to sense god. The correct terminology for these people is: "Wrong".

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 9 місяців тому

      You can also call them "televangelists" and "frauds". And still wrong of course.

    • @chrisantoniou4366
      @chrisantoniou4366 9 місяців тому +1

      "Deluded"...

    • @tomsenior7405
      @tomsenior7405 9 місяців тому

      @@chrisantoniou4366 Excellent

  • @christophersandford5888
    @christophersandford5888 9 місяців тому +1

    Man trying to provide what would be one of the most astonishing and impactful proofs of all time: "I'm just gonna make up some figure here".
    Hat off Sir SIC, you really know where to find them 😂

  • @skyinou
    @skyinou 9 місяців тому +3

    I kinda feel bad for him. It seems to me that he's been so misinformed and badly educated about biology that every new thing he finds out now sound like miracles...

  • @zapveresepa1
    @zapveresepa1 9 місяців тому +4

    I've always wondered if "faith" to most these guys means adding "god did it" to every event.

  • @iansheppard6735
    @iansheppard6735 9 місяців тому +2

    All those wooden boxes are where he keeps his special thoughts

  • @nymeroe
    @nymeroe 9 місяців тому +2

    Got an ad for whiskey while watching this 👍 😂

    • @Kelley_X
      @Kelley_X 9 місяців тому +1

      Huh? The UA-cam ad algorithm actually got something right???

  • @FatMadt666
    @FatMadt666 9 місяців тому +5

    Maybe when I find a seal with tusks, perhaps then and only then will I believe in a g$d. Maybe a tusked g$d?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +3

      I see

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 9 місяців тому +4

      Sounds like a walrus.

    • @FatMadt666
      @FatMadt666 9 місяців тому +1

      Two things that I personally know this guy sucks at, proving there's a g$d and describing harbour seals.

  • @MrFLUIZZLE
    @MrFLUIZZLE 9 місяців тому +1

    He came out strong, I thought he had a phone number or an email.

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 9 місяців тому +3

    But seals don't have tusks, that's walruses. A crispy boy got facts wrong shocker

  • @Hoigwai
    @Hoigwai 9 місяців тому

    "Am more prove the God" 😆😆😆
    I about fell over. You're killing it.

  • @drunkentriloquist9993
    @drunkentriloquist9993 9 місяців тому +8

    Sorry we say you don't like whiskey and pissed seals

  • @BunhieKleever
    @BunhieKleever 9 місяців тому

    I'm just wondering about the wall behind our Chrimsianitist buddy.
    Are those shelves? Do they create an illusion with the way they are built? I'm really loving that for my new workshop....
    What was the video about again?

  • @drunkentriloquist9993
    @drunkentriloquist9993 9 місяців тому +9

    God real please continue with the proof
    Testicles

  • @shawngrinter2747
    @shawngrinter2747 8 місяців тому

    I always say to these people: Fantastic, I look forward to to reading your article in a scientific peer- reviewed journal with interest.
    Funnily enough not seen one yet.

  • @KAC710
    @KAC710 9 місяців тому +4

    Oh man... Whe he said, "Some people are more superior in the culture," then he says, "Some people know where I'm going with this..."
    My "eugenics radar" started pining.... thankfully that isn't where he went...
    Also... Does he think micro (10^-6) is smaller than nano (10^-9)? I'm pretty sure he does.

  • @OsaZen992
    @OsaZen992 9 місяців тому +1

    So if it's a miracle that seals can sense where a fish was 35 seconds ago, does that mean God is willing to make a miracle happen every time a seal enters the sea, but he won't cure children suffering from chronic illnesses? That sounds like a perfectly good being to worship.

  • @tmbarry
    @tmbarry 9 місяців тому +5

    Amazing, I keep hoping to find the God Man

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +4

      fingers crossed

    • @tmbarry
      @tmbarry 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SirSicCrusader disappointed again, you’d think I’d learn.

  • @jpopelish
    @jpopelish 9 місяців тому +1

    Wait until he hears about how a dog's sense of smell is directional. Any time a dog puts its nose in the air and notices something news worthy, it immediately looks directly up wind. Ever slurp on a finger and hold it up, to know which way the wind is blowing? Ever wonder why dogs' noses are wet?

  • @keithbaker7097
    @keithbaker7097 9 місяців тому +3

    The saying goes, the only way to truly fail is to never try at all, then you see one of these videos 🙄

  • @facted4243
    @facted4243 9 місяців тому +1

    That dude was all about stay in the boat.

  • @Chrismas815
    @Chrismas815 9 місяців тому +3

    Sir Sic, do you think you could call me an absolute moron please?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +5

      You am the big brain smart guy!
      Did I do it right?

    • @Chrismas815
      @Chrismas815 9 місяців тому +1

      @SirSicCrusader coming from you sir, close enough

  • @cenedra2143
    @cenedra2143 9 місяців тому +4

    It's worrying that I recognise all these idiots now 😂

  • @starofjustice1
    @starofjustice1 9 місяців тому

    That music that plays over the very end of all your videos...is that a song by The Killers?

  • @freddan6fly
    @freddan6fly 9 місяців тому +3

    Gobbledygook therefore god. Yeah I am convinced.
    Of Whiskey.

  • @PhilosoShysGameChannel
    @PhilosoShysGameChannel 9 місяців тому

    Because of you, kick bastards Is going on our wishlist and eventually our channel.
    Thanks, sic!

  • @robertadsett5273
    @robertadsett5273 9 місяців тому +4

    🦭 Ork! Ork! Ork! 🦭 therefore god. Did I get the argument right?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому

      I mean...

    • @Furry-ousNews
      @Furry-ousNews 9 місяців тому +1

      Veeery close its
      Ork ork ork ~~~> 🐟🐟
      Therefore god
      😂😂

  • @brushdogart
    @brushdogart 9 місяців тому +1

    I have a friend who is a "super-taster" and it is actually pretty terrible. She basically has food allergies without actually having food allergies. There is a huge list of things that she just cannot eat because they "don't taste like food". Better senses are not necessarily a good thing.

  • @germantoenglish898
    @germantoenglish898 9 місяців тому +4

    Seals don't have tusks. 🙄

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  9 місяців тому +1

      :0

    • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
      @sachinaraszkiewicz785 9 місяців тому +1

      Well... the pinnipeds are commonly referred to as "seals", and this clade brings together the "true seals", walruses and eared seals. So... you can technically say SOME seals have tusks.
      Does this guy know any of this? Hell no 🤷‍♂️

    • @germantoenglish898
      @germantoenglish898 9 місяців тому +2

      @@sachinaraszkiewicz785 He just makes shit up on the fly by mixing together a handful of brain farts. (I think they call it the holy ghost) 😂

  • @CookiesRiot
    @CookiesRiot 8 місяців тому

    19:43 The intonation suggests that he thinks micro is much smaller than nano. The sentence structure implies that they are used interchangeably and micro is just a colloquial way to better emphasize how small they are.

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming 9 місяців тому +2

    The only "miracle" I believe in is Miracle Whip 😁

  • @Nirakolov
    @Nirakolov 9 місяців тому +2

    Tried getting the seal to drive a car, it died... what a dumb animal

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +3

    Weeee!