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Do you know the manga/anime Youjo Senki (幼女戦記) aka Saga of Tanya the Evil? That's a IMHO far more intesting story about the existance of God and the consequences than whatever this guy has come up with. Also far more entertaining.
Hey SS love your channel man. Could I suggest maybe posting some shorter vids, maybe 10 min or so long. 20+ mins is pretty long these days and we all know how short everyone's attention span is (present company excluded of course). I'm sure you'd get more interactions that's all. Greetings from New Zealand mate, please keep up the great work.
He said they lived " typically " along the coastline! Where else would they live?...besides at the bottom of a whiskey bottle just like a worm in tequila. Ok you could say ice flows, but I like mine neat.
"Christians are weird. Why do you believe Jesus came back as an owlbear wearing a Maple Leafs jersey? " "Uhhh, we don't believe that. " "Kind of a shit thing when someone intentionally misrepresents your position, innit?"
As a musician, I can assure you that our dexterity is earned through hours of practice. We are born crying and crapping ourselves, just like everyone else.
Yeah, this was going through my head the entire time. I'm sure some musicians have natural finger dexterity, which makes learning instruments SLIGHTLY faster and therefore they are less likely to give up, but the majority of their skill is still - well - skill. But he talks about it like it's a full blown super power, that you can only get if you are bitten by a radioactive cello.
@@MadHax-wt5tl That's no accident. It's a Confession(tm). Remember their cult believes that demeaning yourself is a virtue, so admitting that they're bad people or hypocrites is a positive thing, because it means they have to beg God harder than everyone else, so it makes them better than everybody at being humble and modest. The entire edifice of faith is a twisted mess of insanity like that.
I can walk into my kitchen and tell if there was a fish there 35 seconds ago too, I can usually even narrow down the exact surface it was put on, it's called having a sense of smell.
I can walk into my bathroom & tell that my husband had a crap in the toilet over an HOUR ago. And that's with the fan on & the window open. I can even tell that if he's remembered to flush the toilet. Therefore, God exists!!
Watching this genius sharing his groundbraking discovery reminds me of a qoute from your fellow countryman Ricky Gervais, Sic. He said "when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid".
A penguin took his car to a mechanic.. Mechanic : "It'll take about half hour to check out.." Penguin wanders around a strip-mall then comes back.. Mechanic : "Looks like you blew a seal." Penguin : NO!! It's ice cream!!"
What I love here is that he’s basically co-opting The Phantom Menace. It’s midichlorians and some people are more sensitive to them than others! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Christian apologetics hasn't gotten new arguments since Anselm, Aquinas, and the Kalam (which is a repurposed Islamic apologetic). And none of those are good arguments, they're just the most rigorously thought out.
It's probably because we have already heard them all. It's the same small handful of pathetic arguments re-worded to make it seem like a new argument. For example, his very first argument is the old "look at the trees, aren't they awesome, therefor God" argument, just with the trees replaced with seals. It doesn't matter what they replace the trees with, it's still logically fallacious to conclude God just because something cool exists. These xians genuinely haven't come up with anything new since the last time the Bible had new stories added to it... Even then "new" is debatable since a lot of it was copied from other religions or folklore.
Because for the overwhelming majority of that time, they didn't have to worry about making logical arguments. They just executed anyone who disagreed. This is what happens when an entitled idea who always won by default has to actually step into the marketplace of ideas for the 1st time.
Mine just points to the vodka bottle. I emptied it and could not find any god so need to open a new bottle to search again . Yes folks I drink vodka. Have to Sir Sic drinks all the whisky .
I also docked mister _"Look at the seals!"_ points every time he stressed the prefix 'micro' over 'nano', giving me the impression that he thinks a 'micro-sensor' is smaller than a 'nano-sensor'.
It's like that Dave Allen joke about the pope accusing an atheist of being like a blind man in a dark room looking for a cat that isn't there (the atheist replied that the pope is in the same situation except he claims to have found the cat).
I want a Sir Sic figurine to go right next to my Bender robot on my desk! So, the next time I see one of these super people, I can look at it and think, "what would Sir Sic say"?
I don't think it works like that. Liver necrosis, yes. Almost certainly. Alcohol poisoning, resulting in death, guaranteed. Liver cancer is far less likely
Always a good day when Sir Sic uploads. Daily dose of laughing at people and their unrealistic opinions. 3:28 So I totally sang the exact same lyrics in time with you. I mean you have to when it's handed to you on a silver platter like that. How about the power... to move you.
so all Fridays and Wednesdays are good? interesting, personally I find the super stressful because I always worry that UA-cam is gonna kill the video...
I...I just...I can't... This argument is garbage. I can't be more articulate than that. It's not even an argument, it's just a bunch of science-y words he thought sounded smart and trendy vomited into my personal space.
First to comment here! And....well...this guy soiled his trousers the moment he began with seals and their ability to track fish in the water. My dog can track when I'm eating and drinking merrily, so clearly thats proof of the existence of Dionysus.... The ducks who live near the pond by my home seem to know when I arrive with food (yes, I actually feed them proper food for water fowl) so that's clearly proof of Poseidon.... Which makes me question where in all bloody hell is Aphrodite during a marriage, but that's just me.
Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers. She eats corkscrews.
I hadn't realised Halo had increased the number of neurones in my hands, I thought I was just working on my reaction times, understanding game mechanics and working on muscle memory
I don't often lose it during one of your videos, but I had to pause until I stopped giggling at the Tenacious D out of nowhere. Maybe it's just because I'm relatively new, but I hadn't heard you do it before.
According to the Royal Society, seals can detect fish up to 180m away which is beyond awesome. And tgwy absolutely can follow the wake of a fish, its "trail". But there is no magic here, just insanely complex structure of the whiskers. This guy read an interesting fact on the internet and followed it with "Therefore, God!" To borrow a phrase from Forrest Valkai: "That's a level of misplaced confidence I hope I never achieve."
God according to this dude would be a kind of sadistical tinkerer who enjoys optimising predators, diseases, parasites so they can cause misery all over the natural world...
Human eyes can detect a Galaxy 2.5 million light years away and the human brain can invent an instrument that can detect galaxies BILLIONS of light years away... another small point of difference between seals and humans.
This is why it's so important to actually read, digest, and understand your opposition's understanding and argument instead of pretending to know what your opposition knows and then argue only your side and your intentionally misrepresentation of your opposition thinks.
the fact that he keeps using micro as if it's smaller than nano... or that he thinks you have neurons in your hands... this is such a good demonstration of people who lack a basc understanding of a topic not being capable of grasping how ignorant they are on it. Or in this guy's case not a topic, but everything related to science, use of units, or logic.
So I'm supposed to believe in a god because I have a hyper-sensitive hot wings detector with whiskers that can retain hot sauce flavor for three days? Guess I'm in!
I miss the response videos of outlandishly naive and adamant individuals like Roger "Everything is a rock" Mudfossil University and crazy conspiracy folks of "the Earth is a triangle/The "Them"/Big (X)™/Aliens did it/ect..." crowd. But either way, you are doing a great job dunking on them dumbs.
The only thing I got out of that is that there should be a *SEAL TEAM SIC* that senses (with their nano whiskers) where all the whisky is and collects it for Sir Sic!!!!
Ducks.. If God designed ducks to float, why did he make them have to eat rocks to grind their food, instead of just giving them teeth? Rocks don't float. They're famous for it..
Well, except for pumice. Pumice stone will float. It's only made in volcanoes under very specific conditions. It's funny because you can also take a piece that looks like a small boulder and just toss it with one hand to your friend, and then watch them shite themselves while they freak the F out.
@@sussekind9717 _"except for pumice."_ Fkk pumice! Those cantankerous nonconformist "sovereign-stoneitizens" "lapis spongiae" aren't _REAL_ Proper God-Fearing Rocks! Nothing like the good solid 'Murican rocks!
I know a guy who can make a flat stone bounce on the surface of the water so well it actually crosses the river, I'm guessing god applies this principle to the stones that ducks eat, they probably only eat the bouncy stones and then make sure they align them well... I'm guessing scientifically an ancester of this guy I know could have tied these stones under jezus's sandals and then thrown jezus over the river making it look like he walked on water... that would kind of reduce the miracle and just make it a bit of a trick... if the guy used a catapult to yeet jezus, it would even make perfect sense.
Sir Sic, if someone says they don't like whiskey, that just means more whiskey for you! But then, all whiskey already belongs to you, so my logic is nonsense
Without listening, I can tell everyone with 100% conviction, that Jebus lad has zero proof of god.. but I'll listen anyway, have to hear Sir Sic's whiskey burns 🥃🔥
I'd have given him that if he wasn't insisting on harbour seals. Walruses are a kind of seal, at least in a general way. But no - harbour seals aren't walruses and he can't even get that right.
"...Are there god sensors?..." Yes. Yes there are people who claim to have the ability to sense god. The correct terminology for these people is: "Wrong".
Man trying to provide what would be one of the most astonishing and impactful proofs of all time: "I'm just gonna make up some figure here". Hat off Sir SIC, you really know where to find them 😂
I kinda feel bad for him. It seems to me that he's been so misinformed and badly educated about biology that every new thing he finds out now sound like miracles...
I'm just wondering about the wall behind our Chrimsianitist buddy. Are those shelves? Do they create an illusion with the way they are built? I'm really loving that for my new workshop.... What was the video about again?
I always say to these people: Fantastic, I look forward to to reading your article in a scientific peer- reviewed journal with interest. Funnily enough not seen one yet.
Oh man... Whe he said, "Some people are more superior in the culture," then he says, "Some people know where I'm going with this..." My "eugenics radar" started pining.... thankfully that isn't where he went... Also... Does he think micro (10^-6) is smaller than nano (10^-9)? I'm pretty sure he does.
So if it's a miracle that seals can sense where a fish was 35 seconds ago, does that mean God is willing to make a miracle happen every time a seal enters the sea, but he won't cure children suffering from chronic illnesses? That sounds like a perfectly good being to worship.
Wait until he hears about how a dog's sense of smell is directional. Any time a dog puts its nose in the air and notices something news worthy, it immediately looks directly up wind. Ever slurp on a finger and hold it up, to know which way the wind is blowing? Ever wonder why dogs' noses are wet?
I have a friend who is a "super-taster" and it is actually pretty terrible. She basically has food allergies without actually having food allergies. There is a huge list of things that she just cannot eat because they "don't taste like food". Better senses are not necessarily a good thing.
Well... the pinnipeds are commonly referred to as "seals", and this clade brings together the "true seals", walruses and eared seals. So... you can technically say SOME seals have tusks. Does this guy know any of this? Hell no 🤷♂️
19:43 The intonation suggests that he thinks micro is much smaller than nano. The sentence structure implies that they are used interchangeably and micro is just a colloquial way to better emphasize how small they are.
Things have been pretty stable lately, BUT THATS NO FUN IS IT!! I want to grow into an amorphous mass and smother the entirety of UA-cam, so please, like, share, comment, subscribe, click the bell icon and everything else that you can to get the word of sir sic out there CHEERS!
Hitch-hiker's guide to the universe and the restaurant at the end of the universe isn't a reference manual for God turning up just before the end.
Do you know the manga/anime Youjo Senki (幼女戦記) aka Saga of Tanya the Evil? That's a IMHO far more intesting story about the existance of God and the consequences than whatever this guy has come up with. Also far more entertaining.
2:10 didnt know seals had whiskers and tusks JUST LIKE WALRUSES! XDXDXD god that should tell ya a thing or two already......
Hey SS love your channel man. Could I suggest maybe posting some shorter vids, maybe 10 min or so long. 20+ mins is pretty long these days and we all know how short everyone's attention span is (present company excluded of course). I'm sure you'd get more interactions that's all.
Greetings from New Zealand mate, please keep up the great work.
He said they lived " typically " along the coastline! Where else would they live?...besides at the bottom of a whiskey bottle just like a worm in tequila.
Ok you could say ice flows, but I like mine neat.
"Christians are weird. Why do you believe Jesus came back as an owlbear wearing a Maple Leafs jersey? "
"Uhhh, we don't believe that. "
"Kind of a shit thing when someone intentionally misrepresents your position, innit?"
I like that one.....
"You're taking it out of context."
Go Leafs Go! (sorry, Leafs fan in me couldn't resist) 😊👍
Oh. Imma gonna steal that.
Just saying, if an owlbear suddenly showed up claiming to be god, I'm going to have a hard time not thinking it was awesome.
As a musician, I can assure you that our dexterity is earned through hours of practice. We are born crying and crapping ourselves, just like everyone else.
But you were born crying and crapping on key.
And you DON'T have brain matter in your hands.
You still dont...? No wonder i cant compete with T Swift....
Yeah, this was going through my head the entire time. I'm sure some musicians have natural finger dexterity, which makes learning instruments SLIGHTLY faster and therefore they are less likely to give up, but the majority of their skill is still - well - skill.
But he talks about it like it's a full blown super power, that you can only get if you are bitten by a radioactive cello.
@@MasamiPhoenix I'm still working on the crying and not crapping myself... lol...
"I have 100% proof. If you don't believe me, you are biased." Yeah, there's 100% confidence there.
And never mind the fact he was admittedly being 100% biased in his argument.
@@MadHax-wt5tl That's no accident. It's a Confession(tm). Remember their cult believes that demeaning yourself is a virtue, so admitting that they're bad people or hypocrites is a positive thing, because it means they have to beg God harder than everyone else, so it makes them better than everybody at being humble and modest.
The entire edifice of faith is a twisted mess of insanity like that.
His "100% scientific proof" has a lot of i-don't-knows, i-can't-exactly-remember and something-like-thats. With a terrible non sequitur at the end.🤷♀
@@simond.455 Also he said we could try this experiment for ourselves.....! But I don't own a bloody seal!?
My legs are exactly the length to reach the floor. So God!!!
weeeeeeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂
thats some intelligent design right there😂
As Abraham Lincoln said…
Amen! I finally see the light. This is more convincing then most of their actual arguments
I can walk into my kitchen and tell if there was a fish there 35 seconds ago too, I can usually even narrow down the exact surface it was put on, it's called having a sense of smell.
Therefore God exists. Checkmate atheists.
My point exactly
I can walk into my bathroom & tell that my husband had a crap in the toilet over an HOUR ago. And that's with the fan on & the window open. I can even tell that if he's remembered to flush the toilet. Therefore, God exists!!
Watching this genius sharing his groundbraking discovery reminds me of a qoute from your fellow countryman Ricky Gervais, Sic. He said "when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid".
oof
That sounds like a Stephen Fry quote for some reason
@@reality-matters I agree, it certainly would fit Fry. I know it from Gervais, though.
💯 destruction
I generally ask xtians if they remember before they were born.
When they say no I say death is like that.
A penguin took his car to a mechanic..
Mechanic : "It'll take about half hour to check out.."
Penguin wanders around a strip-mall then comes back..
Mechanic : "Looks like you blew a seal."
Penguin : NO!! It's ice cream!!"
Harbor seal : "Am I a joke to you!?"
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At least it wasn't the transmission. 😉
@SirSicCrusader not the best face to make for this joke 😏
There's a version of that joke in Kip Addotta's song "Wet Dream" (1988) - which is a pun-tastic piece of comedy.
100% of zero is still zero. Especially when it's high grade, industrial class bull💩.
ouch
Premium luxury designer Bull 💩
3 x 0 still = 0 because that's how much his BS is worth.
100% Scientific proof, he says, proceeds to not provide any proof at all. There's definitely a trend here that leads to pure silliness.
I know right
They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
100% scientific proof..."maybe we have God microsensors." Next!
What I love here is that he’s basically co-opting The Phantom Menace. It’s midichlorians and some people are more sensitive to them than others! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
If you’ve heard one of these arguments you’ve heard em all 😂
inded
You'd think after a couple thousand years they would have come up with some better ones!
Almost like it's all nonsense...
🤔
Christian apologetics hasn't gotten new arguments since Anselm, Aquinas, and the Kalam (which is a repurposed Islamic apologetic). And none of those are good arguments, they're just the most rigorously thought out.
It's probably because we have already heard them all. It's the same small handful of pathetic arguments re-worded to make it seem like a new argument.
For example, his very first argument is the old "look at the trees, aren't they awesome, therefor God" argument, just with the trees replaced with seals. It doesn't matter what they replace the trees with, it's still logically fallacious to conclude God just because something cool exists.
These xians genuinely haven't come up with anything new since the last time the Bible had new stories added to it... Even then "new" is debatable since a lot of it was copied from other religions or folklore.
Because for the overwhelming majority of that time, they didn't have to worry about making logical arguments. They just executed anyone who disagreed. This is what happens when an entitled idea who always won by default has to actually step into the marketplace of ideas for the 1st time.
I tried to build a god-detector, but it keep pointing to my neighbors' cats....
fair
Sounds like it is working to me
Well, obviously. They're anti-dogs. And what is dog backwards?
all hail the kitty lord
Mine just points to the vodka bottle.
I emptied it and could not find any god so need to open a new bottle to search again .
Yes folks I drink vodka.
Have to Sir Sic drinks all the whisky .
He says 'Let's think about something for a second', but doesn't.
shonk
I also docked mister _"Look at the seals!"_ points every time he stressed the prefix 'micro' over 'nano', giving me the impression that he thinks a 'micro-sensor' is smaller than a 'nano-sensor'.
YES. That was particularly infuriating.
A micro-sensor is bigger than a nano-sensor and therefore obviously better, duh.
No, sorry, I don't think he knows what those words mean.
I want a nanowave oven!
@@ALTDOK667 - And oh hey, what'd'ya know, those exist - they're more commonly known as infrared ovens - but they exist. Neat.
@@jeffl.9633 Cool beans!
Tenacious D references are never wrong!
:D
This will go down in history as the argument from seals.
Me: (flicks a lighter) How about a little fire Strawman?
confidence, arrogance, nonsense... the trifecta
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
One could say he has a C.A.N. do attitude 😅
Sometimes even the 3rd hand embarrassment can hurt a little
oof
Is that like a Dutch rudder? 😅
@@AnnoyingNewsletters Booooo! Hiss!
Of course his evidence is seals. Weren't there seven of them in Revelations?
I mean...
Only in the king james version. Older versions said it was seven ardvarks. They weren't cute enough to sell the idea though.
@@marcushazlewood7283 heretic!
Describing harbour seals as having tusks wasn't a good start.
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Wallrus right?
@@whatever133701 A walrus is a type of seal but beardy here specifically mentioned harbour seals, which are a different type of seal.
You just have to believe that they have tusks
@@mattheweagles5123 The fool says in his heart there are no tusks.
He didn't jump over to our side of the fence, he somehow got tangled up in it.
I was always on the fence about god, but I never considered SEALS! It all makes sense now!
fair
So basically his argument is "Look at this thing therefore god!"
What's the biggest bottle of whiskey you have Sir Sic? We're going to need it!
inded
Luckily, I have three bottles of Scotch on the shelf in my room...
He's like the volcano village from ATLA.
"Well can your "science" explain why it rains?"
"Yes! Yes it Can!"
Harbor Seal : "omg a fish pissed here! blek"
nom
@@SirSicCrusaderTasty
Religious people have vastly superior psychotic powers, and are able to detect things that aren't there.
It's like that Dave Allen joke about the pope accusing an atheist of being like a blind man in a dark room looking for a cat that isn't there (the atheist replied that the pope is in the same situation except he claims to have found the cat).
@@RictusHolloweye Yes, Dave Allen summed it up quite well. There is no evidence, yet the pope claims to know that god is real.
Psychotic indeed. lol
@@martin2289 They can see the angels and demons that aren't there 🙂
I want a Sir Sic figurine to go right next to my Bender robot on my desk! So, the next time I see one of these super people, I can look at it and think, "what would Sir Sic say"?
I mean both Bender and Sir Sic say, *_BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! _* 🤷♂️
I need to make more merch... and you know to fix the actual merch store
@@SirSicCrusaderThat sounds like work. Best crack open the Work Whisky.
Good idea! Sir Sic would probably say, "bite my shiny metal ass!"
I want a Sir Sic figure!
3:44 “Same thing whenever anyone says, ‘SOME-‘“
-BODY WANTS TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GON’A ROLL ME
I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEED
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YOU GOT IT WRONG
Humans are not seals = therefore god? I can't... I don't have enough booze to forget this!
I mean...
@@SirSicCrusader don't even. It's your whisky-hogging fault!
@@ArKritz84 😄😄
Sorry but I got distracted by the sight of Sir Sic with whiskers. Plush version right now please!
I have looked into plushes... they are... pricey
@@SirSicCrusaderWhiskey is pricey. Feels like the one could solve the other...
if I had a shot of whisky everytime a theist misunderstood science id have liver cancer by now
damn
If you started at noon today, yes you would have it.
You would be dead from alcohol poisoning in a few hours max, there's no way you would make it long enough to get liver cancer.
I don't think it works like that. Liver necrosis, yes. Almost certainly. Alcohol poisoning, resulting in death, guaranteed. Liver cancer is far less likely
@@gerritvalkering1068 Yeah, at that rate it would kill all cancer cells as well...
Always a good day when Sir Sic uploads. Daily dose of laughing at people and their unrealistic opinions.
3:28 So I totally sang the exact same lyrics in time with you. I mean you have to when it's handed to you on a silver platter like that. How about the power... to move you.
so all Fridays and Wednesdays are good? interesting, personally I find the super stressful because I always worry that UA-cam is gonna kill the video...
@@SirSicCrusaderdamn straight!
@@SirSicCrusaderpersonally, I look forward to your videos on Wednesdays and Fridays.
My braincells comitted sepukku
OOF
😂😂😂💀💀💀👍
My condolences
This guy doesn't even know the micro is 1000 times bigger than a nano.
I mean
You mean the difference between his 🍆 and his 🧠?
His nano jeebus whiskers are wired into an atto thinkerizer.
Sorry to be 'that' person but... A micro is 1,000,000 times larger than a nano. A micro is 1000th (thousand). A nano is 1,000,000,000th (billion).
@AnOldeSpartan I no problem, I always appreciate being corrected. It is the only way to gain knowledge. To whom do you think I am a theist
I...I just...I can't...
This argument is garbage. I can't be more articulate than that. It's not even an argument, it's just a bunch of science-y words he thought sounded smart and trendy vomited into my personal space.
indeded
"Some of you are going to reject it, just out of personal bias."
Less than a minute in, and he's already poisoning the well.
Commenting for the algorithm gods. Comment comment.
Is it just me, or are the algorithm theists getting harder to deal with?
fair
I have these micro-sensors that detect BS quickly. I wish more people had them.
Mine overloaded...
First to comment here!
And....well...this guy soiled his trousers the moment he began with seals and their ability to track fish in the water.
My dog can track when I'm eating and drinking merrily, so clearly thats proof of the existence of Dionysus....
The ducks who live near the pond by my home seem to know when I arrive with food (yes, I actually feed them proper food for water fowl) so that's clearly proof of Poseidon....
Which makes me question where in all bloody hell is Aphrodite during a marriage, but that's just me.
fair
Anoia,
Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is as praise unto Anoia. Faithful Anoians (worshippers of Anoia) purposefully rattle their drawers and complain every day. Anoia also finds objects that roll under other objects and things stuck in sofa cushions, and is considering handling stuck zippers. She eats corkscrews.
Going by what I know of Greek myth, she’s banging Ares.
I hadn't realised Halo had increased the number of neurones in my hands, I thought I was just working on my reaction times, understanding game mechanics and working on muscle memory
If you have neurons in your hands, I think you should see a doctor, considering they're exclusive to the brain.
@@untapped8776 motor and sensory neurons in hands
I don't often lose it during one of your videos, but I had to pause until I stopped giggling at the Tenacious D out of nowhere. Maybe it's just because I'm relatively new, but I hadn't heard you do it before.
I mean
So are there seals who are atheist about fish due to ignoring their sensors in unrighteousness?
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The fool says in his heart: "there is no fish" They are corrupt, They have done abominable works, There is none who does good.
1:23 - "As I'm giving you all of this some of you are going to reject this out of personal bias"
Oh, no, Bullseye! Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
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At 13:50, I thought his point was, "Some people aren't as smart as others. Therfore God."
Then he says it!!
hehehe
Nice of him to refute his own arguments. Too bad he lacked the self awareness to never let this video see the light of day.
shonk
If he gets a good idea the light bulb behind him turns on.
damn
Poor cats 🐈. I never knew they had it so bad.
ah
According to the Royal Society, seals can detect fish up to 180m away which is beyond awesome. And tgwy absolutely can follow the wake of a fish, its "trail". But there is no magic here, just insanely complex structure of the whiskers. This guy read an interesting fact on the internet and followed it with "Therefore, God!"
To borrow a phrase from Forrest Valkai: "That's a level of misplaced confidence I hope I never achieve."
God according to this dude would be a kind of sadistical tinkerer who enjoys optimising predators, diseases, parasites so they can cause misery all over the natural world...
Human eyes can detect a Galaxy 2.5 million light years away and the human brain can invent an instrument that can detect galaxies BILLIONS of light years away... another small point of difference between seals and humans.
10:40 “once again the Sic shall rule the galaxy!!!” I need to reposition my hidden Plutonian whiskey stash before that happens though.
This is why it's so important to actually read, digest, and understand your opposition's understanding and argument instead of pretending to know what your opposition knows and then argue only your side and your intentionally misrepresentation of your opposition thinks.
So no strawmanning then?
the fact that he keeps using micro as if it's smaller than nano...
or that he thinks you have neurons in your hands...
this is such a good demonstration of people who lack a basc understanding of a topic not being capable of grasping how ignorant they are on it. Or in this guy's case not a topic, but everything related to science, use of units, or logic.
It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Sounds like he thinks micro is smaller than nano. Must be his god sensors at work there.
So I'm supposed to believe in a god because I have a hyper-sensitive hot wings detector with whiskers that can retain hot sauce flavor for three days? Guess I'm in!
I see
I miss the response videos of outlandishly naive and adamant individuals like Roger "Everything is a rock" Mudfossil University and crazy conspiracy folks of "the Earth is a triangle/The "Them"/Big (X)™/Aliens did it/ect..." crowd. But either way, you are doing a great job dunking on them dumbs.
oof
The only thing I got out of that is that there should be a *SEAL TEAM SIC* that senses (with their nano whiskers) where all the whisky is and collects it for Sir Sic!!!!
I'm afraid I'd be court-martialed for "loosing" a bottle or two on the way home. 🥃🥴👍
This is going to be super dumb I can tell right out the gate.
Ah pattern recognition...
Kick bastards got it.
So, wait, hold on... where was the "proof"? Did I miss it? Why do they always make promises that don't keep?!
I think, and I hope I’m not misrepresenting him, that the argument is seals therefore god.
"Why do they always make promises that don't keep?!"... because it's all they've got!
Sorry I couldn't let a 40 min sermon to play through very long my brain was starting to melt.
ah
If a seal met my cat, knowing where the fish was thirty five seconds ago would be worthless.
Ducks.. If God designed ducks to float, why did he make them have to eat rocks to grind their food, instead of just giving them teeth?
Rocks don't float. They're famous for it..
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Well, except for pumice. Pumice stone will float. It's only made in volcanoes under very specific conditions.
It's funny because you can also take a piece that looks like a small boulder and just toss it with one hand to your friend, and then watch them shite themselves while they freak the F out.
@@sussekind9717 _"except for pumice."_
Fkk pumice!
Those cantankerous nonconformist "sovereign-stoneitizens" "lapis spongiae" aren't _REAL_ Proper God-Fearing Rocks!
Nothing like the good solid 'Murican rocks!
I know a guy who can make a flat stone bounce on the surface of the water so well it actually crosses the river, I'm guessing god applies this principle to the stones that ducks eat, they probably only eat the bouncy stones and then make sure they align them well... I'm guessing scientifically an ancester of this guy I know could have tied these stones under jezus's sandals and then thrown jezus over the river making it look like he walked on water... that would kind of reduce the miracle and just make it a bit of a trick... if the guy used a catapult to yeet jezus, it would even make perfect sense.
Start of video: science will prove god
3 minutes later: science is shit
heh
YEEESSSSS!!! Superb Tenacious D reference 🤘
:D
Sir Sic, if someone says they don't like whiskey, that just means more whiskey for you! But then, all whiskey already belongs to you, so my logic is nonsense
fair
Proof for Godrick? No... I got more of a 'proof that theists secretly want to be seals' kind of vibe. That man needs a fish.
I see
Without listening, I can tell everyone with 100% conviction, that Jebus lad has zero proof of god.. but I'll listen anyway, have to hear Sir Sic's whiskey burns 🥃🔥
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Seals dont have tusks. Walruses do.
I'd have given him that if he wasn't insisting on harbour seals. Walruses are a kind of seal, at least in a general way. But no - harbour seals aren't walruses and he can't even get that right.
I thought we were meant to drink our whiskey through our beard/moustache hairs to enhance the sensation. Isn't that why we call them "whiskers"?
"...Are there god sensors?..." Yes.
Yes there are people who claim to have the ability to sense god. The correct terminology for these people is: "Wrong".
You can also call them "televangelists" and "frauds". And still wrong of course.
"Deluded"...
@@chrisantoniou4366 Excellent
Man trying to provide what would be one of the most astonishing and impactful proofs of all time: "I'm just gonna make up some figure here".
Hat off Sir SIC, you really know where to find them 😂
I kinda feel bad for him. It seems to me that he's been so misinformed and badly educated about biology that every new thing he finds out now sound like miracles...
I've always wondered if "faith" to most these guys means adding "god did it" to every event.
I see
All those wooden boxes are where he keeps his special thoughts
Got an ad for whiskey while watching this 👍 😂
Huh? The UA-cam ad algorithm actually got something right???
Maybe when I find a seal with tusks, perhaps then and only then will I believe in a g$d. Maybe a tusked g$d?
I see
Sounds like a walrus.
Two things that I personally know this guy sucks at, proving there's a g$d and describing harbour seals.
He came out strong, I thought he had a phone number or an email.
But seals don't have tusks, that's walruses. A crispy boy got facts wrong shocker
"Am more prove the God" 😆😆😆
I about fell over. You're killing it.
Sorry we say you don't like whiskey and pissed seals
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@@SirSicCrusader drinking blooby Mary with cheese on crumpets
I'm just wondering about the wall behind our Chrimsianitist buddy.
Are those shelves? Do they create an illusion with the way they are built? I'm really loving that for my new workshop....
What was the video about again?
God real please continue with the proof
Testicles
I mean
@@SirSicCrusader testimonials we meant
@@drunkentriloquist9993 It's the same as seal whiskers. :)
I always say to these people: Fantastic, I look forward to to reading your article in a scientific peer- reviewed journal with interest.
Funnily enough not seen one yet.
Oh man... Whe he said, "Some people are more superior in the culture," then he says, "Some people know where I'm going with this..."
My "eugenics radar" started pining.... thankfully that isn't where he went...
Also... Does he think micro (10^-6) is smaller than nano (10^-9)? I'm pretty sure he does.
damn
Well 6 is smaller than 9, or something.....
So if it's a miracle that seals can sense where a fish was 35 seconds ago, does that mean God is willing to make a miracle happen every time a seal enters the sea, but he won't cure children suffering from chronic illnesses? That sounds like a perfectly good being to worship.
Amazing, I keep hoping to find the God Man
fingers crossed
@@SirSicCrusader disappointed again, you’d think I’d learn.
Wait until he hears about how a dog's sense of smell is directional. Any time a dog puts its nose in the air and notices something news worthy, it immediately looks directly up wind. Ever slurp on a finger and hold it up, to know which way the wind is blowing? Ever wonder why dogs' noses are wet?
The saying goes, the only way to truly fail is to never try at all, then you see one of these videos 🙄
That dude was all about stay in the boat.
Sir Sic, do you think you could call me an absolute moron please?
You am the big brain smart guy!
Did I do it right?
@SirSicCrusader coming from you sir, close enough
It's worrying that I recognise all these idiots now 😂
Ikr? 😅
oof
That music that plays over the very end of all your videos...is that a song by The Killers?
Gobbledygook therefore god. Yeah I am convinced.
Of Whiskey.
I mean
Because of you, kick bastards Is going on our wishlist and eventually our channel.
Thanks, sic!
🦭 Ork! Ork! Ork! 🦭 therefore god. Did I get the argument right?
I mean...
Veeery close its
Ork ork ork ~~~> 🐟🐟
Therefore god
😂😂
I have a friend who is a "super-taster" and it is actually pretty terrible. She basically has food allergies without actually having food allergies. There is a huge list of things that she just cannot eat because they "don't taste like food". Better senses are not necessarily a good thing.
Seals don't have tusks. 🙄
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Well... the pinnipeds are commonly referred to as "seals", and this clade brings together the "true seals", walruses and eared seals. So... you can technically say SOME seals have tusks.
Does this guy know any of this? Hell no 🤷♂️
@@sachinaraszkiewicz785 He just makes shit up on the fly by mixing together a handful of brain farts. (I think they call it the holy ghost) 😂
19:43 The intonation suggests that he thinks micro is much smaller than nano. The sentence structure implies that they are used interchangeably and micro is just a colloquial way to better emphasize how small they are.
The only "miracle" I believe in is Miracle Whip 😁
fair
Tried getting the seal to drive a car, it died... what a dumb animal
I know right
Weeee!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE