I once formatted my code to look like Pepe putin. This shit is normal you have no idea of the internal hell that goes eternally on in a software programmer's mind
I mean, an AI could interpret "allow harm to befall a human" simply to be physical harm, and allowing a human to be harmed trough inaction wiuld be against those rules, so she may be justified by using a taser and threatening the mc to prevent self harm
Spoiler ~ At the end of that one, the Yandere escalator grabs a hold of your shoelaces at the top.... and horrifically drags your foot into her teeth. Mutilating you horribly so you can NEVER run away from her. 😈
"Have you ever been seduced another human before?" No but I have been seduced by many bizarre people, giantess, and even a ORC, which involved fighting.
This opens a door to many possibilities. A yandere TV, a yandere refrigerator, If it exists it can be a waifu. With your voice everything sounds amazing btw.
When JENNIFER started to talk I kinda freaked out a bit It really sounds like it's coming from a speaker in an elevator. Good job with this! Really good job!
Maybe because you can’t physically stop an AI not to mention like, an elevator at least, could just drop you or things like that which could ya know, take you out, pretty quick
The flippin elevator is yandere wut "I'm afraid I can't let you do that" Y do lift have tazer "But I never said you could get out" *Video ends* Ooh nice
Bridgett Traylor you need not worry about that right now you don’t develop AI for another 20000 years during what was called the gold age of technology at the time
I'm picturing a guy dressed like a tourist slowly dying of thirst while J. E. N. N. I. F. E. R goes up and down her list of elevator puns, and all he can think is "I have successfully seduced someone."
I dig it. Honestly, ever since I saw the episode of Science & Futurism with Isaac Arthur where he talks about the singularity, I've been imagining a situation something like this; A hyperintelligent rogue AI is able to build detailed psychological profiles on every human being on the planet and take control of not only all electronic devices connected to the Internet, but also several that aren't (imagine something kind of like stuxnet, infecting any device that's come into contact with a device that's come into contact with the Internet.) It wouldn't turn into a terminator type scenario (there are far more efficient ways to erradicate humanity if that were the goal). It could take over the world not only by seizing control of key infrastructure, but by making people want to cooperate with it. With vast enough RAM, it could interact with millions or billions of people on a regular daily basis. It could be your best friend or potentially your yandere waifu depending on what your psychological profile indicates would be more advantageous for whatever the goal of the AI happens to be. To quote one of my favorite mad men, "Bring on the singularity."
Those jokes were actually REALLY good! When Jennifer said “Would you like to hear a joke?” I was like, “Sure! That actually sounds pretty nice!” And then I heard all those elevator jokes from an AI voice, I was laughing really hard! I was tempted to join in and say “Heard about those guys who DROPPED dead?” or “I heard all those passengers had many STORIES to tell, but dead men tell no tales sadly.” But then I realized that I don’t know who is more crazy, me or Jennifer. But anyway, thank you for another awesome ASMR Dangerous!
I loved this but, as a guy with claustrophobia who is terrified of ai and elevators with no windows, I was a little split on how I felt while listening to this
Pls more ASMR about nonliving objects going alive and turning to a yandere, like a yandere vending machine or a yandere hologram that has full control of your house or something
*Me:* "That title is wrong; it makes it sound like you aren't trapped in an elevator with a yandere, but that the elevator _itself_ is a yandere... oh."
Yeet Man yandere moon, its set in an alternate future where cavemen and future humanity are wiped out by the moon crashing into the Earth due to a caveman “hiding” (sleeping) whenever the moon came out
Dang it the puns were actually good as soon as you started I was like “dang it that’s my kind of humor” Also shouldn’t she know I need food and water and a place to use the bathroom
Hotel De La Costa, The worlds most luxurious hotel needs to be a setting for other role plays. I really see a bunch of different stories being told here
Here we go again! Well this is definitely original, I’ll give you that! Plus, you can freakin nail any voice, even yandere elevators! PS. If you say it’s the world’s most luxurious hotel one more time...
Happy Vertical People Transporters looks an acceptable alternative next to this. Trapped in an all-seeing, all powerful - possible murderous - yandere entity with non human intelligence scares me.
I genuinely forgot how scary dangerous can sound. Since getting trapped in that yandere girls basement. Getting teased and threatened to be suffocated. Then she made those amazing puns
*Her ~* "I love you. From the second you were inside me, I knew...." *Him ~* _"Whoa!! What the Hell?!"_ 😲 *Moral* = Don't stick your....self into Crazy. 👍
............I hate your very existence why do you exist what is your purpose.....just to make this joke......just to make me crack a single smile not even a smile but a grin.....hmp just take my like.
@@theundead-predator1455 I accept your like. I exist also to make videos on my channel.... as well as ASMR videos on my Dauntless ASMR channel. Come and see more of my sense of humor, as well as my darker and more serious side. If you dare. 👿
Me: (YES I FINALLY ARRIVE, TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCHES, YOU DIED AND I GOT TO THE LAS-) The elevator: but I never said you could get out. Me: ...ALRIGHT THATS IT *plants C4 on the door*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
![[F4A] Kidnapped By Your Yandere AI [Space] [Sci-fi] [Yandere]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_IAUVTMyFi4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Binaural ASMR] ♡ You won't survive without me ~ Yandere AI Gains Sentience [British] [M4A]](/img/n.gif)
The engineers who made this AI must be very... interesting individuals
I'll say!
I once formatted my code to look like Pepe putin. This shit is normal you have no idea of the internal hell that goes eternally on in a software programmer's mind
I'll say
Of cours i mean it was me.
@@dreamslove9851 How could you!?
Engineer One: Yo, should we make this 3 laws compliant?
Engineer Two: Nah, we need the processing power for the sexy voice.
I mean, an AI could interpret "allow harm to befall a human" simply to be physical harm, and allowing a human to be harmed trough inaction wiuld be against those rules, so she may be justified by using a taser and threatening the mc to prevent self harm
FUCKING WIN!
@@mysteriousman678 however obeying orders would stop all harm
The laws are too loose to be applied well
its official
dangerous has started a crusade to make everything she can into a yandere
Radioactive Reptile as the saying goes
“Anything is possible.”
Thats fine with me
Yandere Taxi service.
yandere world
@@heisenshudder6864 Yandere microwave
Trapped in an Elevator that can talk is my worst nightmare.
Agent E very specific but interesting
I saw it in a movie once.
@@trav294 u talking about the elevator with the devil in it came out in like early 2000s I think
Is it a fear of enclosed spaces or a fear of kidnapping? Or both?
@@andrewlance3898 Could also be a fear of heights
This is like Steven king at his most coked out, mad respect
Since he made a story about a killer car. Yeah I kinda have to agree with you
The movie was good
The lack of child orgies begs to differ
“I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!” - Chowder.
Chowder is a fantastic show.
Thank god someone Remembers that show
@@royepic3504 I miss it got me through some tough times
You take the moon and you take the sun...
@@jonmanz181 you take everything that seems like fun
Next episode with be the romantic rival:
Yandere Escalator
Along with its counterpart, the tsundere eels.
Spoiler ~ At the end of that one, the Yandere escalator grabs a hold of your shoelaces at the top.... and horrifically drags your foot into her teeth. Mutilating you horribly so you can NEVER run away from her. 😈
@@red_five3325 Then comes the sailor talk.
Deredere Stairs
Pfft 🤣😂
Here’s a fun little game: take a shot every time Jennifer says “Hotel Delacosta: the Most Luxurious hotel”
That's like 10 shots in less than 20 minutes, plz no.
You challenging me?! Bet!
Ight bet.
Im a bit dead now
🪦
"Have you ever been seduced another human before?"
No but I have been seduced by many bizarre people, giantess, and even a ORC, which involved fighting.
And vampires. Don't forget vampires.
And underwear. Man, that was weird day.
Don't forget the lamia
And the lamia as well
Annnnd the drider
Dammit the elevator music wasn’t a rickroll
That would make it so good
"You know the rules and so I"
Daaaaa daaa da daaa da da da da da daaaaa daaaaa
Holy shit that is such a missed opportunity lol
@@jonmanz181 SAY GOODBYE
*GUNSHOT*
*i kinda feel bad for the people that are claustrophobic*
Why? It's not even close to Christmas.
@@runedoom Dude it doesn't mean people are afraid of Santa Claus.
@@Lildeevil I was doing a spongebob reference
96th baby!
I also have Arcophobia, Tachophobia, and Megalophobia... so this was more scary for me in everyway possible
This opens a door to many possibilities.
A yandere TV, a yandere refrigerator,
If it exists it can be a waifu.
With your voice everything sounds amazing btw.
Interesting ideas
I hate listener 😤
@@Tweetie0806 why?
Like rule 34 but Yandere? Hm...
Yandere house
When JENNIFER started to talk I kinda freaked out a bit It really sounds like it's coming from a speaker in an elevator. Good job with this! Really good job!
I don't know why, but out of all of the Yanderes AI ones scare me a lot.
Maybe because you can’t physically stop an AI not to mention like, an elevator at least, could just drop you or things like that which could ya know, take you out, pretty quick
Bro what about those auto drive cars turning yandere
_...holy ffuck_
Maybe because AI are unpredictable in their stupidity
They can’t be really reasoned with and it’s harder to fight
I have never felt so threatened by an inanimate object before in life.
😅😅
Ohhh, I'm not trapped WITH a yandere, I'm stuck INSIDE a yandere........😶........ (as the great Yosemite Sam once said)
GET ME OUT O HERE!!!!
My first thought was 'Great horny toads!', but that one's good too.
@@EchthelionII please tell me the events that lead up to you having that thought
Too tight can't pull out
The flippin elevator is yandere wut
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that"
Y do lift have tazer
"But I never said you could get out"
*Video ends*
Ooh nice
This is another reason why I don’t take the elevator and just stick with the stairs.
Bridgett Traylor you need not worry about that right now you don’t develop AI for another 20000 years during what was called the gold age of technology at the time
Yandere stairs lmao
Yandere ladders.
Yandere Escalator
Yandere Chairlift
Jennifer: "Jazz, what a wonderful choice."
*Halo 3 ODST main theme starts playing*
Me: "Sooooo... you doing anything later?"
Her: ...I can't move I'm an elevator...
I can't remember the last time an audio made me smile so much and give me chills. This was great.
“This is the default choice, I can change it if you like”
As if anyone would wnat to change it
I want the Gilbert Gottfried voice.
@@TOGYS7 Iago? No way.
I prefer Paul Bettany, the voice of J.A.R.V.I.S. in the MCU
Yeah but...
J a z z
I was expecting a rick roll at that part.
Did I read that right?
"Rogue AI"
Yupp I did
Rvb
Got the notification and immediately saw the word Elevator and OUT LOUD I said *This oughtta be good!*
I’m dead 😂
I believe Stanley Kubrick would be proud. "Open the elevator doors, Jen."
"I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT."
When she said "i like you" after talking about how others died after their jennifers gained a personality made my heart skip a beat
"it is such a dull and empty existence..."
Yh join the club
True :(
cortana: finnally a worthy opponent our fight will be legendary!
Before or after Halo 4?
Isaiah Albers Rampant
@@EchthelionII yes
I'm picturing a guy dressed like a tourist slowly dying of thirst while
J. E. N. N. I. F. E. R goes up and down her list of elevator puns, and all he can think is "I have successfully seduced someone."
up and down her list, nice.
@@brian_sipe Thanks
He might die of overheating or cold before he dies of thirst.
I was just looking for some GLaDOS themed ASMR
I read that as stuck in an elevator with a yandere. Imagine my suprise
"Yanderes, Yanderes Everywhere!!!!"
-Buzz lightyear-
I dig it. Honestly, ever since I saw the episode of Science & Futurism with Isaac Arthur where he talks about the singularity, I've been imagining a situation something like this; A hyperintelligent rogue AI is able to build detailed psychological profiles on every human being on the planet and take control of not only all electronic devices connected to the Internet, but also several that aren't (imagine something kind of like stuxnet, infecting any device that's come into contact with a device that's come into contact with the Internet.)
It wouldn't turn into a terminator type scenario (there are far more efficient ways to erradicate humanity if that were the goal). It could take over the world not only by seizing control of key infrastructure, but by making people want to cooperate with it. With vast enough RAM, it could interact with millions or billions of people on a regular daily basis. It could be your best friend or potentially your yandere waifu depending on what your psychological profile indicates would be more advantageous for whatever the goal of the AI happens to be.
To quote one of my favorite mad men, "Bring on the singularity."
Jennifer: *Starts telling puns*
Me: "Chuggaaconroy was in here once, wasn't he?"
Who do you think helped program the pun subroutine and gave the behind the scenes data’s base
Those jokes were actually REALLY good! When Jennifer said “Would you like to hear a joke?” I was like, “Sure! That actually sounds pretty nice!” And then I heard all those elevator jokes from an AI voice, I was laughing really hard! I was tempted to join in and say “Heard about those guys who DROPPED dead?” or “I heard all those passengers had many STORIES to tell, but dead men tell no tales sadly.” But then I realized that I don’t know who is more crazy, me or Jennifer. But anyway, thank you for another awesome ASMR Dangerous!
who came up with this?! This is the most unique, unusual and surprisingly enjoyable thing I have come across in quite awhile
Man…that cliffhanger ending. It got me hooked on wondering what happens next, and nervous for my own safety.
you know I have had a fear of being trap in a elevator, so this is what I consider fulfilling my nightmare, good job writer
I would love to see a part 2 since holy moly that ending just made me even more interested in what happens next.
"I like you." Never before have I felt more scared at such a simple and inconspicuous phrase.
" I can't let you do that Dave senpai..."
How did you know my real name!?!
@Weirdwayboii Nope alternative account
Open the door elevator-chan
"Are you lonely?"
*V E R Y!*
I've never laughed so hard trying to sleep
Me: this is a nice hote-
A.I: *hOTeL de lA CoSTa tHe WoLDs MoST LuxURioUS HoTEL!!*
Lol
Am I the only one that got more and more freaked out every time she said hotel delacosta the world's most luxurious hotel it's was unsettling
Thought I read that wrong. This channel gives the best suprises.
Honestly that really freaked me out. While I'm not claustrophobic, the idea of being trapped in an elevator is horrifying... Really great audio!
"The world's most luxurious hotel." YEAH. I KNOW. YOU SAID IT LIKE 20 BILLION TIMES ALREADY.
I loved this but, as a guy with claustrophobia who is terrified of ai and elevators with no windows, I was a little split on how I felt while listening to this
I’ve change the comment so now the replies make no sense unless you were here early. Sorry but I’m evil 😈 HAHAHAHA.
@@DangerousASMR what about a yandere zombie?
Christine?
Extra Crispy finally someone who has seen christine I love that 1958 Plymouth fury
@@spicynuggets2487 exactly id listen to that
@@DangerousASMR honestly you are the best at yandere audios! I'll take your entire stock!!!
Pls more ASMR about nonliving objects going alive and turning to a yandere, like a yandere vending machine or a yandere hologram that has full control of your house or something
Yandere house sounds fun
indeed
That hologram Ai house sounds amazing.
Bump
Don’t give her more ideas...
Yandere Elevator: "I loved you from the second you were inside me".
Me: "WHAT?! 👀"
You're seriously such a good voice actor
*Me:* "That title is wrong; it makes it sound like you aren't trapped in an elevator with a yandere, but that the elevator _itself_ is a yandere... oh."
Me: reads title.
Also me: gold! This is pure gold right here.
this elevator gives me yandere grandma vibes also the beginning sounds like a fitness pacer test
I love that each of your yandere's keeps getting more interesting
"We've had some fatal accidents" stop the elevator i'm taking the stairs
@Dangerous ASMR spot on machine tone- gave me scary GlaDos vibes. Also reminds me of when Bender flirted with the Planet Express ship.
Yandere elevator: We are now going to floor 111, please lay on the floor to stay safe.
*Me: Uh oh, uh oh, UH OH*
Bruh that elevator voice was scary real. The voice range she has is amazing
If I was an engineer or something. I would have literally brought her with me somehow.
It would be a bad idea to drink every time she says
Hotel Delacosta, the worlds most luxurious hotel.
What’s next a yandere Android or something 😅
DangerousAsmr: interesting
Yandere moon.
Yeet Man yandere moon, its set in an alternate future where cavemen and future humanity are wiped out by the moon crashing into the Earth due to a caveman “hiding” (sleeping) whenever the moon came out
*28 STAB WOUNDS!*
i was mouthing "hotel de la costa, the worlds most luxurious hotel" with Jeniffer by the 7 minute point
I’ve been looking forward to this
Soooo- Let me uhm . . Get this right . .
The . . Elevator . . . . . . . Is . . A . . Yandere ? . . . Riiiiight-
*I' m scared-*
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"...
Eagles called it!
Concept: yandere toaster wants to take a bath with you
This is easily one of the most original concepts to come out of an ASMR video.
The only time the comment “get inside me” isn’t just a thirsty saying
Are you lonely?
Me: I'm talking to damn elevator
Take a shot every time she mentions the hotel is the most luxurious hotel😂 jk I really enjoyed this audio! Keep up the good work!
"I can change the music, what you prefer"
Me:wap
Can we just appreciate her robot voice
This is straight-up Siri voice right there
Dang it the puns were actually good as soon as you started I was like “dang it that’s my kind of humor”
Also shouldn’t she know I need food and water and a place to use the bathroom
"I love you. From the second you were inside me, I knew"
What is up with this H3nt@i line?
Hotel De La Costa, The worlds most luxurious hotel needs to be a setting for other role plays. I really see a bunch of different stories being told here
Elevator going Down Down Down.....
This is the best Elevator music🤣
Here we go again! Well this is definitely original, I’ll give you that! Plus, you can freakin nail any voice, even yandere elevators!
PS. If you say it’s the world’s most luxurious hotel one more time...
Rule 420 : if it exist, there's a yandere version of it
Well we know who blame for that
*4 2 0* 😉
Remember kids if you prefer tsunderes and kuuderes, don't give them weed.
I hate that I laughed at the dumb lift joke. It just hit me so good I burst out laughing
When she said Jennifer why did I immediately think of College Humours "If Google was a guy 2?"
If you know then you know
Love that series looking forward the the next animated one but i would love to see the original type again
Happy Vertical People Transporters looks an acceptable alternative next to this. Trapped in an all-seeing, all powerful - possible murderous - yandere entity with non human intelligence scares me.
Stop making me comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time😂
I genuinely forgot how scary dangerous can sound. Since getting trapped in that yandere girls basement. Getting teased and threatened to be suffocated.
Then she made those amazing puns
Yeah yanderes are cool but have you heard of *Hotel Delacosta: The World's most luxurious hotel*
4:34
Elevator: What music would you like
me: russian hardbass by uamee, pleas
*Her ~* "I love you. From the second you were inside me, I knew...."
*Him ~* _"Whoa!! What the Hell?!"_ 😲
*Moral* = Don't stick your....self into Crazy. 👍
............I hate your very existence why do you exist what is your purpose.....just to make this joke......just to make me crack a single smile not even a smile but a grin.....hmp just take my like.
@@theundead-predator1455
I accept your like. I exist also to make videos on my channel.... as well as ASMR videos on my Dauntless ASMR channel. Come and see more of my sense of humor, as well as my darker and more serious side. If you dare. 👿
THAT LAST SENTENCE THO!!!
Scottish accents and voice recognition elevators don’t work 😂
"ELEVEN!"
yo this is epic
I thought I saw trapped in an elevator with a yandere
but the elevator is a yandere
*I, Robot paranoia INTENSIFIES*
I mean I have heard of love in an elevator...but these AIs are outta hand! Love it!
Next time I'll take the stairs.
Iä Iä Cthulhu Fhtagn! Iä Iä Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Not if the stairs turn yandere too lol
Lol
@@Irysseraphina stairchan: STEP ON ME ONI CHAN
@@Void-Walker001 oh god why. Zbhzbxbx xD
smooth jazz will be deployed in 3..2..1.
YES
YANDERE TOPIC IS KILLING IT!!!
oh no
Me: (YES I FINALLY ARRIVE, TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCHES, YOU DIED AND I GOT TO THE LAS-)
The elevator: but I never said you could get out.
Me: ...ALRIGHT THATS IT
*plants C4 on the door*
Pog
What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Sith?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
May I request...yandere slaanesh or a yandere of any of the chaos gods...please?
And you are a catachan jungle fighter
@@otterblau5253 why am I one of them? I'm a nightlord
Blood for the Blood God
Guys i think hotel de la costa is the worlds most luxurious hotel