Sheikh Assim Being Outta Pocket For

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  • Опубліковано 22 жов 2023
  • Asalamalikum guys, this is my first video, hope you guys enjoy it, and be sure to like and subscribe.

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  • @wannabe_Hacker
    @wannabe_Hacker 6 місяців тому +1224

    "May Allah promote you to an air conditioner".
    I lost it 🤣

    • @mr.stranger4951
      @mr.stranger4951 6 місяців тому +34

      Yes, very funny! But he said that because we don't have fans in islam! This can be considered going too far, maybe even shirk! Because the Sheikhs, students of knowledge and scholars are not celebrities and don't wish to be viewed that way.

    • @enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533
      @enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533 5 місяців тому +9

      @@mr.stranger4951they are just saying a joke it’s not shirk unless they worship them. Fans are okay as long as they don’t chase after the dunya or a person but الله

    • @mr.stranger4951
      @mr.stranger4951 5 місяців тому +2

      @@enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533 Even if he was joking it’s not a good joke. Also I did say it was shirk. I said it “could “ lead to shirk.
      Basically what I’m saying in my comment is many people have taken their teachers and leaders beyond their stations. It seems to me that this sheikh is denouncing his joke with a joke.

    • @fahdOG
      @fahdOG 5 місяців тому

      Aslong as the Person The joke is Dedicated To is Okay With it It Is completely Fine@@mr.stranger4951

    • @lamyarochdi9325
      @lamyarochdi9325 5 місяців тому +4

      @@mr.stranger4951for example if we like a celebrity without worshiping them, is it shirk? If it does not go too far, I don’t think it is shirk, Allah knows best ✨

  • @ElhaibaZakaria
    @ElhaibaZakaria 4 місяці тому +634

    ''look in the mirror ya akhi do you think you're arnold'' finished me

    • @VGKFAN37
      @VGKFAN37 4 місяці тому

      John 3:16
      New International Version
      16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Look up the shroud of Turin. It's impossible to remake and the closest they ever got to debunking it. They took a sample from the wrong piece of the cloth

    • @fesalatijannati5677
      @fesalatijannati5677 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 3 місяці тому

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

    • @AnnieBadger
      @AnnieBadger 3 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @afan7430
      @afan7430 2 місяці тому +3

      @@VGKFAN37 Womp Womp.

  • @chains84
    @chains84 8 місяців тому +988

    "what's cooking, good looking?"
    sounds like a lawsuit.

    • @jonascarlsson3
      @jonascarlsson3 8 місяців тому +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @haysnairte4
      @haysnairte4 7 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @A.Servidor
      @A.Servidor 7 місяців тому +52

      😂😂😂 A few years ago, he could defend himself by saying he was talking to a man.
      Nowadays that excuse might bring you a second lawsuit

    • @skadouch5089
      @skadouch5089 7 місяців тому +17

      It's maybe how the man who's distracted by his wife got married!

    • @raeve7468
      @raeve7468 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anzsfn4672
    @anzsfn4672 7 місяців тому +531

    Even onions cry when sheikh is around 😅😂

    • @hazimreitz
      @hazimreitz 5 місяців тому +8

      Best comment by far xDDD

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 3 місяці тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

    • @chees4407
      @chees4407 2 місяці тому +1

      Thats underrated comment 😭

    • @RoseAndKitty
      @RoseAndKitty 2 місяці тому +2

      Ahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha

    • @lulululunoob6786
      @lulululunoob6786 28 днів тому

      @@hazimreitz😢😢😢😂😂😂😂

  • @elafzal5866
    @elafzal5866 8 місяців тому +1137

    If sheikh thinks driving in Saudi is bad, he should visit Pakistan. He will return immediately.

    • @bungeepete7393
      @bungeepete7393 8 місяців тому +54

      Or egypt 😂😂

    • @Spicyboi2006
      @Spicyboi2006 8 місяців тому +86

      best in bangladesh

    • @takahashi2852
      @takahashi2852 8 місяців тому +12

      Do women in crowded parts in India even drive?

    • @gamingstars8030
      @gamingstars8030 8 місяців тому +74

      @@takahashi2852 bruh dude driving in those countries is like playing chess.

    • @Realcatify
      @Realcatify 8 місяців тому +4

      Or India

  • @FREE_-_PALESTINE667
    @FREE_-_PALESTINE667 3 місяці тому +57

    " *Hey what's cookin, good lookin* " this line caught me off guard 😂

  • @vondawhite1400
    @vondawhite1400 5 місяців тому +235

    “I can send you my bank account if you do not want to be distracted “. I just can’t 😂😂😂

  • @fahdOG
    @fahdOG 5 місяців тому +166

    ''imma Bird'' GOT ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAOOO

  • @vishnujayaprakash3005
    @vishnujayaprakash3005 8 місяців тому +337

    1:39 Bro won in life and is still wanting to defeat himself

    • @abdulhalim-jk9lz
      @abdulhalim-jk9lz 7 місяців тому +93

      Bro is his own biggest enemy

    • @OneCash
      @OneCash 7 місяців тому +40

      my advice to that brother : have 2-3 kids asap. either she won't look the same after that or the kids will keep you busy anyway.

    • @abidrahman2636
      @abidrahman2636 6 місяців тому +9

      @@OneCash the first part is scaring me to become a father.

    • @Gunzo568
      @Gunzo568 6 місяців тому +22

      😂😂 bro must be watching too much sigma male motivations

    • @sam-ht6qv
      @sam-ht6qv 6 місяців тому

      Love isn't just about sex ​@@OneCash

  • @I_got_the_keys
    @I_got_the_keys 6 місяців тому +205

    Sheikh keeps it halal with the jokes and understands the lingo of the youth Allahumma Barik ♥️

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 5 місяців тому +2

      He makes up his own laws. Saying peace to somebody is now Haram. Wtf

    • @raghad-zn9xn
      @raghad-zn9xn 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Marius-ii7mb it is haram

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 5 місяців тому +2

      @@raghad-zn9xn No its not. Stop talking crap. God wants there to be peace on earth between everybody, not just Muslims. And saying peace to everybody doesn't undermine your own religion, nor does it make yourself subordinate to them.
      All it does is spread the good part of the religion to the world, which is exactly what you're supposed to do. So he's talking lies, possibly for political reasons

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Aboo_Khaalid of course he made it up. Try reading the Quran and you'll find prophets saying peace to non Muslims. You clearly never read it. All you read is hadiths that contradict the Quran, like he did. Bunch of hadithiyuuns

    • @AllahURabBI19
      @AllahURabBI19 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Marius-ii7mbbring those verses from the Qur’an where prophets said salam to non muslims. I read qur’an and i havent seen that.

  • @Dark-54321
    @Dark-54321 5 місяців тому +85

    "whats cooking,good looking" that had me rolling on the floor

  • @acacius9903
    @acacius9903 5 місяців тому +116

    I lost it at his first reaction already. I'm a bird 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inashrafatima
    @inashrafatima 3 місяці тому +29

    Beauty of his wife question was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nafeestmk
    @nafeestmk 8 місяців тому +135

    5:13 "Hey good morning what's cooking" 🗿🤣

  • @TheMadTatter
    @TheMadTatter 3 місяці тому +9

    As soneone who is still finding his way to Islam, I love Sheikh Assim and Mufti Menk, they are both very real and relateable and give very good lessons, I love the genuine joy they both exhibit when speaking.

  • @Unknownukt
    @Unknownukt 8 місяців тому +60

    “Come on give me a break “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sid2022g
    @sid2022g 6 місяців тому +74

    Promote you to an air conditioner! 😂😂😂

    • @Dschannel7
      @Dschannel7 6 місяців тому +3

      “Yeah cuz the guy said im your biggest” “fan”

    • @crackingskull3769
      @crackingskull3769 6 місяців тому

      I think he understood the joke, just thought it was funny so commented it.@@Dschannel7

  • @Shap0o.PlayZz
    @Shap0o.PlayZz 8 місяців тому +185

    5:18 Subhan Allah ❤❤ this man. Made me laugh out loud 😂😂 May Allah lengthen his life and grant him goodness Ameen ❤

    • @IamLost239
      @IamLost239 7 місяців тому +6

      he dropped a johnny cage line

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 3 місяці тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

  • @Fairygirl27.
    @Fairygirl27. 5 місяців тому +40

    To all my non Muslims “hey whats cooking good looking.” 😭

  • @ummsara2278
    @ummsara2278 7 місяців тому +36

    May Allah bless this sheykh ❤️

  • @ridhosaputra3936
    @ridhosaputra3936 8 місяців тому +80

    This Sheikh can roast Steven he and Uncle Roger together😅😆

  • @The-Alien.
    @The-Alien. 5 місяців тому +14

    This man single-handedly cured my stress of the day because of his comedy he is the type of guy who ehen theprophet tellsus that we can be funny but not too funny he just extends that last too funny part a little bit

  • @agemfromeljem.
    @agemfromeljem. 6 місяців тому +31

    the title is a bit outta pocket but sheikh assim is mashallah is super smart and super funny may allah grant him and all of us jannah.❤

  • @Itz_toratora
    @Itz_toratora 5 місяців тому +11

    2:19 “cmon give me a break”😭😭😭😭

  • @clivecottam1509
    @clivecottam1509 8 місяців тому +48

    Love this sheikh

  • @qalbi_ibn_lari
    @qalbi_ibn_lari 2 місяці тому +1

    The more I see this man's advice, he may be direct and no-nonsense, but the more I love Sheikh Assim and his honesty. He's also funny and charismatic.

  • @larytriplesix
    @larytriplesix 3 місяці тому +4

    „I'm a bird“ I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @infinitesolutions2602
    @infinitesolutions2602 7 місяців тому +18

    ma sha Allah. Alhamdulillah. may Allah bless the sheikh-Ameen

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 3 місяці тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

  • @JohnLeeInHisPrime
    @JohnLeeInHisPrime 6 місяців тому +10

    Love this Guy he made me Laugh so hard. May Allah keep him full of Energy like this Ameen

  • @uppertile5542
    @uppertile5542 3 місяці тому +5

    "I will follow him until MECCA!"

  • @srumi3851
    @srumi3851 8 місяців тому +65

    I will think twice before asking him questions

    • @user-pt2el1tt1r
      @user-pt2el1tt1r 7 місяців тому +6

      Hey! What's cookin'? Good lookin'?

    • @aliraschid5214
      @aliraschid5214 3 місяці тому

      @@user-pt2el1tt1ryoooo pxrge pfp less goo

  • @hasuri
    @hasuri Місяць тому +2

    🤣"I'm a bird" caught me off guard.

  • @hello-jy9hf
    @hello-jy9hf 8 місяців тому +64

    On greeting the kafir with salaam or not - I can't remember which Hadith it is but there was a time where Jews and Christians in Medinah, who didn't like the Prophet ﷺ , would greet him with something that sounded similar to assalaamu alaykum but wasn't - it would actually mean "death be upon you." So, he advised the Muslims to respond with "waalaykum" (and with you) to send their intentions back to them.

    • @elafzal5866
      @elafzal5866 8 місяців тому +18

      Correct. But if a kafir now greets you properly then you should return the salam. And Allah knows best.

    • @CommonManMTahoorH
      @CommonManMTahoorH 8 місяців тому +24

      Our Prophet PBUH had great sense of humour 😂

    • @abdullah_Mujahid
      @abdullah_Mujahid 8 місяців тому +2

      @@elafzal5866 no.

    • @shavkategamberdiev9708
      @shavkategamberdiev9708 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@elafzal5866you only say wa aleykum

    • @LoneWombat2126
      @LoneWombat2126 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes, I remember that too. But it was only aimed towards him, and after his reply the person died.

  • @shokh_7_
    @shokh_7_ 3 місяці тому +6

    0:16 " I'm a bird"🗿

  • @princesssshanzay9848
    @princesssshanzay9848 Місяць тому +2

    0:56 love you sheikh ❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Barefootclimber
    @Barefootclimber 4 місяці тому +4

    Learn new things every day.
    Didn't know giving salaam to the non-Muslims was Haram.

  • @Abman31
    @Abman31 8 місяців тому +54

    😂 I love ❤ this shiekh

  • @Athelstan8
    @Athelstan8 Місяць тому +1

    "hey, good morning, whats cooking, good looking?" caught me offguard.

  • @abskay1328
    @abskay1328 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a bird and upgrade from a fan to an air conditioner got me too much. All jokes to a side, may Allah reward and bless him his family and all those who watched and learned valuable lessons from his various videos. Ameen

  • @user-bg9vd2es7m
    @user-bg9vd2es7m 8 місяців тому +24

    Assalamu Alaikum . Al-hamdulillah .
    🇧🇩🇵🇸 . Mashallah . 😂 . 🆒 Wise sentence .

  • @case18capcut
    @case18capcut 12 днів тому +1

    “What’s cookin’, good lookin’?” 💀

  • @adnanejamai7296
    @adnanejamai7296 4 місяці тому +8

    0:02 BRO YOU KILLED MY EARDRUM

  • @Michiko_kr
    @Michiko_kr 6 місяців тому +3

    { Allaah hummah Baarik 🤲} .

  • @zuhalashuel-ub3qb
    @zuhalashuel-ub3qb 2 місяці тому +1

    "Im a bird"
    got me soo hard 😂😂😂

  • @cineloverbd5468
    @cineloverbd5468 7 місяців тому +17

    0:23 it was the best one 😂😂😂

  • @Abdo.R.Mohamed
    @Abdo.R.Mohamed 8 місяців тому +30

    The background music just ruins it all ! .. like why do people have to assign the same LAME music to every Islamic video ? , guys i swear it's OK to just have the Sheikhs just talk without any background music ..
    "don't worry u won't be sinful if u have just a salient background god forbids" , thankfully it's not as loud as other videos tho which usually it's LOUDER than Sheikhs voices ..

    • @Tcfgty2345
      @Tcfgty2345 8 місяців тому +4

      Yes

    • @buttman12954
      @buttman12954 8 місяців тому +7

      dude i know right
      haram is becoming halal like water

  • @NotUrDJ
    @NotUrDJ 6 місяців тому +5

    1:55 we got ourselves a simp 😭

  • @167MnGirl_
    @167MnGirl_ 5 місяців тому +4

    Same it was actually so funny i lost my voice after laughing for like 2 minutes 😂😂

  • @acacius9903
    @acacius9903 5 місяців тому +4

    The Sheikh looks like jacked up in the thumbnail. Like daymn. He does heavy lifting too 💪

  • @cosmicprime1086
    @cosmicprime1086 4 місяці тому +2

    Sheikh in the thumbnail Looks really fit mashallah

  • @ohihassan693
    @ohihassan693 8 місяців тому +3

    Real top G

  • @user-jd4kx3kf2d
    @user-jd4kx3kf2d 8 місяців тому +3

    love him

  • @deniz57
    @deniz57 3 місяці тому +1

    The " im a bird " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dreamhiker1109
    @dreamhiker1109 5 місяців тому +2

    MashAllah

  • @Engihere-yt
    @Engihere-yt 7 місяців тому +2

    This guy is incalculably based

  • @user-jr2fo2mo8p
    @user-jr2fo2mo8p 2 місяці тому

    i love him so much

  • @sumasurm9638
    @sumasurm9638 6 місяців тому +4

    He's my favourite ❤😂😂

    • @szxnc
      @szxnc 4 місяці тому

      Fr

  • @ayaaniftikhar1495
    @ayaaniftikhar1495 Місяць тому +1

    air conditioner one was personal 🤣🤣

  • @TheEmperorsBlade
    @TheEmperorsBlade 8 місяців тому +11

    I'm a bird

  • @milkcarton369
    @milkcarton369 3 місяці тому

    The last when tho 😂

  • @HitherandYarn
    @HitherandYarn 8 місяців тому +39

    I don't always agree with what you say, but you are really funny. You made my day.

    • @samim.Ali.
      @samim.Ali. 8 місяців тому +8

      Why don't you agree?

    • @JenKookie
      @JenKookie 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@samim.Ali.might be because he follows different aqeedah

    • @buttman12954
      @buttman12954 8 місяців тому +18

      aqeedah or maddhab? because belief is one, strategy/schooling is different.

    • @sam-ht6qv
      @sam-ht6qv 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@samim.Ali.cuz the sheikh could be wrong

    • @ZyanFernando
      @ZyanFernando 6 місяців тому

      @@samim.Ali. sometimes we have different opinion. Even Scholars do but its fair

  • @shamschowdhury3999
    @shamschowdhury3999 2 місяці тому

    We love the Sheikh.

  • @IslamTheTruth5147
    @IslamTheTruth5147 Місяць тому +1

    If sheikh assem thinks driving in KSA is bad he should come to Syria.

  • @user125cd
    @user125cd 7 місяців тому +5

    This is what happens when people ask question to class representative and forget the teacher

  • @UmmMedinah
    @UmmMedinah 6 місяців тому +3

    Fyi: he doesn’t give the public permission to upload pictures of him in normal attire (pants/shirts) he mentions this in his videos.

  • @alphaleader4726
    @alphaleader4726 3 місяці тому +2

    Who was also waiting the image on the thumbnail?🤔

  • @MM1997.
    @MM1997. 6 місяців тому +7

    No way that thumbnail is real🙉🙉
    At 1:03 man he cooked him😂😂😂😂

    • @sillyo7
      @sillyo7 2 місяці тому

      it is, but Sheikh does not like his pictures to be spread

  • @crazyhasnainrx2827
    @crazyhasnainrx2827 2 місяці тому

    Amazing

  • @MiorAdibZulkifli-ni9qh
    @MiorAdibZulkifli-ni9qh 2 місяці тому

    Yoo that chico photos 😂,sheikh really looksmaxxing

  • @AhmadPlayzDis
    @AhmadPlayzDis 4 місяці тому

    “im a bird” that caught me off guard

  • @ATTIQOP
    @ATTIQOP Місяць тому

    intro sounded like my favorite sound in the world: a reversing heavy machinery

  • @Sherif.1988
    @Sherif.1988 6 місяців тому +1

    Sheikh is Vicious

  • @arshazam3228
    @arshazam3228 8 місяців тому +2

    the last part was eductional

  • @RaiYh
    @RaiYh 3 місяці тому +1

    no syekh you can't just be a bir-
    Syekh : 🐦🐦🐦

  • @summyianiazi
    @summyianiazi 2 місяці тому +2

    The pic in the thumbnail 😮 sheikh is buff??!

  • @bunty230
    @bunty230 6 місяців тому +3

    "boom"💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @laabisqureshi
    @laabisqureshi 8 місяців тому

    Wa'AlaykumAssalam

  • @Bedwars_fan244
    @Bedwars_fan244 3 місяці тому

    Sheikh Assim being a savage for 5:32 straight😂

  • @marcelgowa
    @marcelgowa 8 місяців тому +2

    this guy is mega based

  • @ak0792
    @ak0792 6 місяців тому +2

    The thumbnail i didnt realise he was ripped 😂

  • @TheUpcomingPayday
    @TheUpcomingPayday 5 місяців тому +2

    What’s cookin good lookin

  • @mohmmadnishad7519
    @mohmmadnishad7519 3 місяці тому

    The way Sheikh rythmed for "cover up" to "man up" 💀

  • @laylabruce6364
    @laylabruce6364 2 місяці тому

    I love him🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoy327
    @yoy327 4 місяці тому +1

    May allah guide him to believe of ahlusunnahwaljamaah

  • @jariz26
    @jariz26 3 місяці тому

    I'm definitely a big air conditioner of sheikh Assam and mufti menk

  • @Imln_Sight
    @Imln_Sight 8 місяців тому +8

    Sheirk is not holding back one bit💀💀💀

  • @ayeshaaftab3225
    @ayeshaaftab3225 6 місяців тому +1

    By the will of ALLAH , Sheikh Assim has done a great service for the ummah ,

  • @servishzeeshan3322
    @servishzeeshan3322 Місяць тому

    "May Allah promote you to the air conditioner" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @saad-abdualilah
    @saad-abdualilah 5 місяців тому +2

    What's cooking good-looking 😂😂😂

  • @sugaz2099
    @sugaz2099 8 місяців тому +39

    I looooooooooove him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂he is so fuuunnnyyy. MashaAllah, and it's always the Indians too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas 8 місяців тому +1

      He's Indonesian

    • @sugaz2099
      @sugaz2099 8 місяців тому

      @@LabibBinAbbas never

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas 8 місяців тому

      @@sugaz2099 go search it up

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas 8 місяців тому

      Though he grew up in Saudi

    • @sugaz2099
      @sugaz2099 8 місяців тому +5

      @@LabibBinAbbas what are you talking about? I'm talking about the caller not the sheikh. The caller is from India

  • @AlotLazy
    @AlotLazy 6 місяців тому +2

    i m a bird🤣🤣🤣

  • @whereisyourhijab
    @whereisyourhijab 2 місяці тому

    bro's cookin 💀

  • @adamb5404
    @adamb5404 8 місяців тому +8

    Air conditioner lol

  • @sayedsoban3496
    @sayedsoban3496 3 місяці тому

    Sheikh just made Sufyan from India the most recognisable person on Q&A sessions across all of UA-cam😂

  • @Vran4743
    @Vran4743 2 місяці тому

    Why is he such a savage? 😂

  • @SupremeMuslim7864
    @SupremeMuslim7864 2 місяці тому

    0:59 from here made me laugh the most 😂😂😂

  • @FebriyogaPratama
    @FebriyogaPratama 4 місяці тому

    Akhi grind all questions😂

  • @Ahki_Ethan
    @Ahki_Ethan 2 місяці тому

    “What’s cooking? ……. Good looking”

  • @Itz_toratora
    @Itz_toratora 5 місяців тому

    0:15 “I’m a bird.”

  • @zubairahmadmir6239
    @zubairahmadmir6239 2 місяці тому +1

    04:50 Mohammad sallalaahu alaihi wasallam doing salaam to non muslims