Sheikh Assim Being Outta Pocket For

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  • @ElhaibaZakaria
    @ElhaibaZakaria 9 місяців тому +916

    ''look in the mirror ya akhi do you think you're arnold'' finished me

    • @VGKFAN37
      @VGKFAN37 9 місяців тому

      John 3:16
      New International Version
      16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Look up the shroud of Turin. It's impossible to remake and the closest they ever got to debunking it. They took a sample from the wrong piece of the cloth

    • @fesalatijannati5677
      @fesalatijannati5677 9 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 8 місяців тому

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

    • @AnnieBadger
      @AnnieBadger 8 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @afan7430
      @afan7430 7 місяців тому +9

      @@VGKFAN37 Womp Womp.

  • @chains84
    @chains84 Рік тому +1245

    "what's cooking, good looking?"
    sounds like a lawsuit.

    • @jonascarlsson3
      @jonascarlsson3 Рік тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @haysnairte4
      @haysnairte4 Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @A.Servidor
      @A.Servidor Рік тому +62

      😂😂😂 A few years ago, he could defend himself by saying he was talking to a man.
      Nowadays that excuse might bring you a second lawsuit

    • @skadouch5089
      @skadouch5089 Рік тому +22

      It's maybe how the man who's distracted by his wife got married!

    • @raeve7468
      @raeve7468 11 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FREE_-_PALESTINE667
    @FREE_-_PALESTINE667 8 місяців тому +151

    " *Hey what's cookin, good lookin* " this line caught me off guard 😂

  • @TheMadTatter
    @TheMadTatter 8 місяців тому +29

    As soneone who is still finding his way to Islam, I love Sheikh Assim and Mufti Menk, they are both very real and relateable and give very good lessons, I love the genuine joy they both exhibit when speaking.

  • @vondawhite1400
    @vondawhite1400 10 місяців тому +328

    “I can send you my bank account if you do not want to be distracted “. I just can’t 😂😂😂

    • @A.D.540
      @A.D.540 2 місяці тому

      His account must be below 1000 😂

  • @elafzal5866
    @elafzal5866 Рік тому +1374

    If sheikh thinks driving in Saudi is bad, he should visit Pakistan. He will return immediately.

  • @anzsfn4672
    @anzsfn4672 Рік тому +659

    Even onions cry when sheikh is around 😅😂

    • @hazimreitz
      @hazimreitz 10 місяців тому +8

      Best comment by far xDDD

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 8 місяців тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

    • @chees4407
      @chees4407 7 місяців тому +1

      Thats underrated comment 😭

    • @RoseAndKitty
      @RoseAndKitty 7 місяців тому +2

      Ahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha

    • @lulululunoob6786
      @lulululunoob6786 5 місяців тому

      @@hazimreitz😢😢😢😂😂😂😂

  • @inashrafatima
    @inashrafatima 8 місяців тому +61

    Beauty of his wife question was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dark-54321
    @Dark-54321 10 місяців тому +119

    "whats cooking,good looking" that had me rolling on the floor

  • @P3_Prime
    @P3_Prime 10 місяців тому +221

    ''imma Bird'' GOT ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAOOO

  • @I_got_the_keys
    @I_got_the_keys 11 місяців тому +252

    Sheikh keeps it halal with the jokes and understands the lingo of the youth Allahumma Barik ♥️

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 10 місяців тому +3

      He makes up his own laws. Saying peace to somebody is now Haram. Wtf

    • @raghad-zn9xn
      @raghad-zn9xn 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Marius-ii7mb it is haram

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 9 місяців тому +2

      @@raghad-zn9xn No its not. Stop talking crap. God wants there to be peace on earth between everybody, not just Muslims. And saying peace to everybody doesn't undermine your own religion, nor does it make yourself subordinate to them.
      All it does is spread the good part of the religion to the world, which is exactly what you're supposed to do. So he's talking lies, possibly for political reasons

    • @Marius-ii7mb
      @Marius-ii7mb 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Aboo_Khaalid of course he made it up. Try reading the Quran and you'll find prophets saying peace to non Muslims. You clearly never read it. All you read is hadiths that contradict the Quran, like he did. Bunch of hadithiyuuns

    • @AllahURabBI19
      @AllahURabBI19 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Marius-ii7mbbring those verses from the Qur’an where prophets said salam to non muslims. I read qur’an and i havent seen that.

  • @abskay1328
    @abskay1328 6 місяців тому +18

    I'm a bird and upgrade from a fan to an air conditioner got me too much. All jokes to a side, may Allah reward and bless him his family and all those who watched and learned valuable lessons from his various videos. Ameen

  • @acacius9903
    @acacius9903 10 місяців тому +148

    I lost it at his first reaction already. I'm a bird 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @believerofoneness
    @believerofoneness Рік тому +399

    1:39 Bro won in life and is still wanting to defeat himself

    • @abdulhalim-jk9lz
      @abdulhalim-jk9lz Рік тому +109

      Bro is his own biggest enemy

    • @OneCash
      @OneCash Рік тому +43

      my advice to that brother : have 2-3 kids asap. either she won't look the same after that or the kids will keep you busy anyway.

    • @abidrahman2636
      @abidrahman2636 11 місяців тому +11

      @@OneCash the first part is scaring me to become a father.

    • @Gunzo568
      @Gunzo568 11 місяців тому +33

      😂😂 bro must be watching too much sigma male motivations

    • @sam-ht6qv
      @sam-ht6qv 11 місяців тому

      Love isn't just about sex ​@@OneCash

  • @ummsara2278
    @ummsara2278 Рік тому +41

    May Allah bless this sheykh ❤️

  • @Jojo-c3g4s
    @Jojo-c3g4s 3 місяці тому +9

    Bro actually but his hands up while saying “I’m a bird!”💀😭😭

  • @Unknownukt
    @Unknownukt Рік тому +70

    “Come on give me a break “😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The-Alien.
    @The-Alien. 10 місяців тому +18

    This man single-handedly cured my stress of the day because of his comedy he is the type of guy who ehen theprophet tellsus that we can be funny but not too funny he just extends that last too funny part a little bit

  • @Fairygirl27.
    @Fairygirl27. 9 місяців тому +69

    To all my non Muslims “hey whats cooking good looking.” 😭

    • @A.D.540
      @A.D.540 2 місяці тому

      I never relized I'm good looking never knew 😂

  • @nafeestmk
    @nafeestmk Рік тому +158

    5:13 "Hey good morning what's cooking" 🗿🤣

  • @Shap0o.PlayZz
    @Shap0o.PlayZz Рік тому +195

    5:18 Subhan Allah ❤❤ this man. Made me laugh out loud 😂😂 May Allah lengthen his life and grant him goodness Ameen ❤

    • @IamLost239
      @IamLost239 Рік тому +7

      he dropped a johnny cage line

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 8 місяців тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

  • @ridhosaputra3936
    @ridhosaputra3936 Рік тому +88

    This Sheikh can roast Steven he and Uncle Roger together😅😆

  • @sid2022g
    @sid2022g 11 місяців тому +80

    Promote you to an air conditioner! 😂😂😂

    • @Dschannel7
      @Dschannel7 11 місяців тому +3

      “Yeah cuz the guy said im your biggest” “fan”

    • @crackingskull3769
      @crackingskull3769 11 місяців тому

      I think he understood the joke, just thought it was funny so commented it.@@Dschannel7

  • @agemfromeljem.
    @agemfromeljem. 11 місяців тому +33

    the title is a bit outta pocket but sheikh assim is mashallah is super smart and super funny may allah grant him and all of us jannah.❤

  • @JohnLeeInHisPrime
    @JohnLeeInHisPrime 10 місяців тому +11

    Love this Guy he made me Laugh so hard. May Allah keep him full of Energy like this Ameen

  • @Athelstan8
    @Athelstan8 5 місяців тому +9

    "hey, good morning, whats cooking, good looking?" caught me offguard.

  • @clivecottam1509
    @clivecottam1509 Рік тому +48

    Love this sheikh

  • @wasimashaghasi6802
    @wasimashaghasi6802 Місяць тому

    Sheikh Assim is a blessing for our ummah. I don't care what anyone says about him, his dry humour is a blessing. I pray that Allah SWT grants Sheikh Assim the best in this world, the best in the next world, and protection from hellfire. Ameen.

  • @ReemAlhawi
    @ReemAlhawi Місяць тому +3

    0:16 i am a bird got me the floor loll he is tooo funny

  • @infinitesolutions2602
    @infinitesolutions2602 Рік тому +18

    ma sha Allah. Alhamdulillah. may Allah bless the sheikh-Ameen

    • @nickl8131
      @nickl8131 8 місяців тому +1

      This guy promotes robbing and killing people. And more...
      Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'

  • @uppertile5542
    @uppertile5542 7 місяців тому +7

    "I will follow him until MECCA!"

  • @shokh_7_
    @shokh_7_ 8 місяців тому +17

    0:16 " I'm a bird"🗿

  • @larytriplesix
    @larytriplesix 8 місяців тому +6

    „I'm a bird“ I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @caleb_güero
    @caleb_güero 7 місяців тому +1

    The more I see this man's advice, he may be direct and no-nonsense, but the more I love Sheikh Assim and his honesty. He's also funny and charismatic.

  • @SJAyoob
    @SJAyoob 4 місяці тому +1

    The soft chanting in the background makes these clips so much better

  • @tajamul812
    @tajamul812 2 місяці тому +3

    "Whats cooking good looking"😂

  • @M3ITASNUVA
    @M3ITASNUVA Рік тому +24

    Assalamu Alaikum . Al-hamdulillah .
    🇧🇩🇵🇸 . Mashallah . 😂 . 🆒 Wise sentence .

  • @case18capcut
    @case18capcut 5 місяців тому +4

    “What’s cookin’, good lookin’?” 💀

  • @hello-jy9hf
    @hello-jy9hf Рік тому +71

    On greeting the kafir with salaam or not - I can't remember which Hadith it is but there was a time where Jews and Christians in Medinah, who didn't like the Prophet ﷺ , would greet him with something that sounded similar to assalaamu alaykum but wasn't - it would actually mean "death be upon you." So, he advised the Muslims to respond with "waalaykum" (and with you) to send their intentions back to them.

    • @elafzal5866
      @elafzal5866 Рік тому +21

      Correct. But if a kafir now greets you properly then you should return the salam. And Allah knows best.

    • @CommonManMTahoorH
      @CommonManMTahoorH Рік тому +27

      Our Prophet PBUH had great sense of humour 😂

    • @abdullah_Mujahid
      @abdullah_Mujahid Рік тому +2

      @@elafzal5866 no.

    • @shavkategamberdiev9708
      @shavkategamberdiev9708 Рік тому +4

      ​@@elafzal5866you only say wa aleykum

    • @LoneWombat2126
      @LoneWombat2126 Рік тому +1

      Yes, I remember that too. But it was only aimed towards him, and after his reply the person died.

  • @Barefootclimber
    @Barefootclimber 9 місяців тому +5

    Learn new things every day.
    Didn't know giving salaam to the non-Muslims was Haram.

    • @Idkwhyimhere_butiaintleaving
      @Idkwhyimhere_butiaintleaving 3 місяці тому

      Giving the salam of their religion is probably prohibited,,i think what he means to say is that,,you can't project your religion on someone else who's not of your religion. (Lol like I'm a hindu and we don't go saying namaste to everyone) If someone greets you with YOUR religious greeting,,you can greet them back the same way!

  • @srumi3851
    @srumi3851 Рік тому +82

    I will think twice before asking him questions

  • @cosmicprime1086
    @cosmicprime1086 9 місяців тому +4

    Sheikh in the thumbnail Looks really fit mashallah

  • @Abman31
    @Abman31 Рік тому +54

    😂 I love ❤ this shiekh

  • @hasuri
    @hasuri 5 місяців тому +4

    🤣"I'm a bird" caught me off guard.

  • @adnanejamai7296
    @adnanejamai7296 9 місяців тому +13

    0:02 BRO YOU KILLED MY EARDRUM

  • @Zain.24.4
    @Zain.24.4 3 дні тому

    "Look in the mirror ya akhi are you Mr universe " got me on the floor

  • @cineloverbd5468
    @cineloverbd5468 Рік тому +22

    0:23 it was the best one 😂😂😂

  • @abrarjawad2404
    @abrarjawad2404 2 місяці тому +1

    "Having a mosquito in your hand and you bring a cannon....BOOM!"😂

  • @acacius9903
    @acacius9903 10 місяців тому +4

    The Sheikh looks like jacked up in the thumbnail. Like daymn. He does heavy lifting too 💪

  • @kalimmorad9845
    @kalimmorad9845 3 місяці тому

    Sk.Assim is very knowledgeable about Islam n he talks sense.
    The so called scholars of sub continent who come on social media,I take their word with a spoon of salt.The other person who I put complete trust about islamic matters is Dr.Zakir Nayak.He does his research well and one can take his word.
    May Allah make our iman strong and help us to behave as good Muslims by His Grace n Mercy.

  • @NotUrDJ
    @NotUrDJ 11 місяців тому +8

    1:55 we got ourselves a simp 😭

  • @Michiko_kr
    @Michiko_kr 11 місяців тому +3

    { Allaah hummah Baarik 🤲} .

  • @princesssshanzay9848
    @princesssshanzay9848 6 місяців тому +3

    0:56 love you sheikh ❤😂😂😂😂😂

  • @167MnGirl_
    @167MnGirl_ 10 місяців тому +4

    Same it was actually so funny i lost my voice after laughing for like 2 minutes 😂😂

  • @Barney_stinson010
    @Barney_stinson010 Місяць тому

    Worth every second!

  • @Haideralitalp1674
    @Haideralitalp1674 Місяць тому

    BRUH the first few minutes were amazing "look in the mirror ya akhi do you think you're arnold'' and "I'm a bird" caught me totally of guard 💀💀☠

  • @user125cd
    @user125cd Рік тому +5

    This is what happens when people ask question to class representative and forget the teacher

  • @HitherandYarn
    @HitherandYarn Рік тому +40

    I don't always agree with what you say, but you are really funny. You made my day.

    • @samim.Ali.
      @samim.Ali. Рік тому +8

      Why don't you agree?

    • @JenKookie
      @JenKookie Рік тому +4

      ​@@samim.Ali.might be because he follows different aqeedah

    • @buttman12954
      @buttman12954 Рік тому +18

      aqeedah or maddhab? because belief is one, strategy/schooling is different.

    • @sam-ht6qv
      @sam-ht6qv 11 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@samim.Ali.cuz the sheikh could be wrong

    • @ZyanFernando
      @ZyanFernando 11 місяців тому

      @@samim.Ali. sometimes we have different opinion. Even Scholars do but its fair

  • @Itz_poki
    @Itz_poki 3 місяці тому +1

    I am a bird 🦅 got me off gard 😂😂😂😂

  • @averageguy3902
    @averageguy3902 2 місяці тому +1

    i finished watching this video mashallah

  • @madhatterwhitby901
    @madhatterwhitby901 Місяць тому

    What a wonderful,sweet and funny man

  • @zuhalashuel-ub3qb
    @zuhalashuel-ub3qb 7 місяців тому +1

    "Im a bird"
    got me soo hard 😂😂😂

  • @GavinTheQuacker
    @GavinTheQuacker Місяць тому

    "Hey whats cooking good lookin" is wild 💀

  • @ohihassan693
    @ohihassan693 Рік тому +3

    Real top G

  • @ayaaniftikhar1495
    @ayaaniftikhar1495 6 місяців тому +1

    air conditioner one was personal 🤣🤣

  • @MM1997.
    @MM1997. 11 місяців тому +8

    No way that thumbnail is real🙉🙉
    At 1:03 man he cooked him😂😂😂😂

    • @sillyo7
      @sillyo7 7 місяців тому

      it is, but Sheikh does not like his pictures to be spread

  • @RaiYh
    @RaiYh 8 місяців тому +1

    no syekh you can't just be a bir-
    Syekh : 🐦🐦🐦

  • @GibbyAsante-vb7ec
    @GibbyAsante-vb7ec 16 днів тому

    Ima bird got me rolling😂💀

  • @deniz57
    @deniz57 8 місяців тому +1

    The " im a bird " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinkdiamonds9137
    @pinkdiamonds9137 6 місяців тому +1

    That was NOT the physique I expected, damn he jacked!

  • @sumasurm9638
    @sumasurm9638 11 місяців тому +4

    He's my favourite ❤😂😂

    • @szxnc
      @szxnc 9 місяців тому

      Fr

  • @sayedsoban3496
    @sayedsoban3496 8 місяців тому

    Sheikh just made Sufyan from India the most recognisable person on Q&A sessions across all of UA-cam😂

  • @ATTIQOP
    @ATTIQOP 6 місяців тому

    intro sounded like my favorite sound in the world: a reversing heavy machinery

  • @Engihere-yt
    @Engihere-yt Рік тому +2

    This guy is incalculably based

  • @sugaz2099
    @sugaz2099 Рік тому +39

    I looooooooooove him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂he is so fuuunnnyyy. MashaAllah, and it's always the Indians too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas Рік тому +1

      He's Indonesian

    • @sugaz2099
      @sugaz2099 Рік тому

      @@LabibBinAbbas never

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas Рік тому

      @@sugaz2099 go search it up

    • @LabibBinAbbas
      @LabibBinAbbas Рік тому

      Though he grew up in Saudi

    • @sugaz2099
      @sugaz2099 Рік тому +5

      @@LabibBinAbbas what are you talking about? I'm talking about the caller not the sheikh. The caller is from India

  • @IslamTheTruth5147
    @IslamTheTruth5147 6 місяців тому +2

    If sheikh assem thinks driving in KSA is bad he should come to Syria.

  • @Abdo.R.Mohamed
    @Abdo.R.Mohamed Рік тому +33

    The background music just ruins it all ! .. like why do people have to assign the same LAME music to every Islamic video ? , guys i swear it's OK to just have the Sheikhs just talk without any background music ..
    "don't worry u won't be sinful if u have just a salient background god forbids" , thankfully it's not as loud as other videos tho which usually it's LOUDER than Sheikhs voices ..

  • @umarrashid1974
    @umarrashid1974 3 години тому +1

    I am 🐦 😂

  • @Isshhaae
    @Isshhaae Місяць тому

    "Am a bird"😭😂😂

  • @ayeshaaftab3225
    @ayeshaaftab3225 10 місяців тому +1

    By the will of ALLAH , Sheikh Assim has done a great service for the ummah ,

  • @mohmmadnishad7519
    @mohmmadnishad7519 7 місяців тому

    The way Sheikh rythmed for "cover up" to "man up" 💀

  • @SlaveofAllahhh
    @SlaveofAllahhh 11 місяців тому +3

    Fyi: he doesn’t give the public permission to upload pictures of him in normal attire (pants/shirts) he mentions this in his videos.

  • @dreamhiker1109
    @dreamhiker1109 10 місяців тому +2

    MashAllah

  • @jariz26
    @jariz26 8 місяців тому

    I'm definitely a big air conditioner of sheikh Assam and mufti menk

  • @AhmadPlayzDis
    @AhmadPlayzDis 8 місяців тому

    “im a bird” that caught me off guard

  • @al9it_al9at9ot
    @al9it_al9at9ot 3 місяці тому

    what's cooking good looking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Moonlight-777
    @Moonlight-777 29 днів тому

    "I'm a bird" 😅😂🤣 lol wokes are done

  • @Eatprepd
    @Eatprepd 11 місяців тому +2

    The thumbnail i didnt realise he was ripped 😂

  • @bunty230
    @bunty230 11 місяців тому +3

    "boom"💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MiorAdibZulkifli-ni9qh
    @MiorAdibZulkifli-ni9qh 7 місяців тому

    Yoo that chico photos 😂,sheikh really looksmaxxing

  • @shamschowdhury3999
    @shamschowdhury3999 7 місяців тому

    We love the Sheikh.

  • @dyarejamal5727
    @dyarejamal5727 3 місяці тому

    I love you shekh ❤

  • @Jundu-Allah
    @Jundu-Allah 10 місяців тому +2

    What's cooking good-looking 😂😂😂

  • @AbdurRehman-b5n
    @AbdurRehman-b5n 3 місяці тому +3

    3:37 this is also in Pakistan 🇵🇰

  • @servishzeeshan3322
    @servishzeeshan3322 6 місяців тому

    "May Allah promote you to the air conditioner" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bedwars_fan244
    @Bedwars_fan244 8 місяців тому

    Sheikh Assim being a savage for 5:32 straight😂

  • @its_me_dj
    @its_me_dj 18 днів тому

    Hey good morning what's cookin good looking
    Hahahahahah 😂❤

  • @Naki_the_therian
    @Naki_the_therian 2 місяці тому

    "I'm a bird!" 💀💀

  • @Asher-the-great
    @Asher-the-great 7 місяців тому +4

    4:25 a husband in Iran literally killed his wife because the tomato paste in omelet was too much...

  • @milkcarton369
    @milkcarton369 8 місяців тому

    The last when tho 😂