I went to a shop to get my first tattoo, I wanted to get the Chinese symbol for mother down my leg. The artist prints out the symbol & I didn’t like how it looked, I thought it would be 3 to 4 symbols which would look nice going down my leg..I sat there frustrated thinking of what I was going to do…the brilliant idea that I came up with(so I thought 😂) was to have the artist print out a whole lot of symbols and I was going to pick the 3 that I thought looked the best and get it tattooed and just add “MOTHER” to it…smh…fast forward 2 years I’m at a Chinese restaurant eating with some friends and a waiter points at my leg, laughs and says “you lie”….whahahahaha!!!🤦🏽
First of all, thanks for the reviews. This helps a lot of people, plus your voice is so pleasant! My funny tattoo story is abt my sweet straight A cousin, in our family, my siblings, my parents and I have tattoos. My cousins does not bcos their parents are strict. One of my sweet cousin did everything she's told and on her bday, her wish was to get a tattoo and we all agreed to keep this as a secret until she's old enough to confess and to make her wish come true, my brother (who's practising to tattoo at the time) brought his machine and we all pretented like we were just hanging out in the bedroom watching movies and my cousin was not allowed to shout or make suspecting noise the whole time. It was funny how we all kept our laugh, anxiety, stress to ourselves and pretended like weren't doing anything. We were laughing with no sound, and my cousin was shouting with no sound. Just imagining how crazy we all looked like at the moment makes me laugh all the time! Everything was fun and funny! To this day, we consider this a bond like no other, and we always have each other's back. My sweet cousin was happy and that made us all happy!
My funniest tattoo experience together with my client. it was late at night and he was silent the whole time until he farts so loud. Its so loud and fckn smelly too that we need to take a break after that and we are laughing about it outside the shop he said he cant take it anymore so he release it lol he farts away the pain.
Funny experience for me was when I first started tattooing, my aunt asked if she could be a “test dummy” for me. I was excited as I’ve only tattooed myself up until that point. Anyways, when we sat down for the tattoo she asked how long it would be, I wasn’t sure but quoted her 1 hour as it wasn’t too big.after an hour I looked up and she looked unwell, I asked if she was okay she said yes and asked how much longer, I said about 20 mins or so. Fast forward I get the tattoo finished and wrapped up and she runs out of the room and shuts the door behind her, she ripped the longest fart in my hallway I’ve ever heard. I started hysterically laughing and she yelled at me through the door to shut up . Still one of the funniest things I’ve experienced in life 😂
So far, my funniest tattoo experience was when I had a bee tattoo on my arm. It was so close to my elbow, that when my arm isnt fully straight, all you can see as the bee's butt😅 If i get this machine, my tattoo journey can finally begin 🎉
My funniest tattoo moment has to be tattooing "your name" on my friends butt. 😂😂i could really use this machine ive been wanting to try it out for a long time now. Ive heard nothing but good things about it. Thanks for your reviews man. F
In the middle of my tattoo, I couldn't contain my laughter and, oops, I pooped a little. The tattoo artist, trying not to laugh too, said, "Looks like your sense of humor has no boundaries!" Now, my tattoo has a humorous twist - a mark not just of ink but of an unexpected laugh.
My funniest tattoo experience was about 3 years ago. An artist at the shop I was apprenticing at actually shit himself mid tattoo. But didn’t realize I guess? And then continued to tattoo. Upon realizing he then just left. So embarrassed he grabbed all of his stuff in the middle of the night and no one heard from him again 🤣
I bought an amazon tattoo machine (that i still have rn) and the wireless battery popped out exposing the wires. It was still working but the top of the battery was hanging by the wires, i repaired it after ofc but we laughed a lot, i finished the tattoo with the battery like that lol. But still help i need a new machine :')
But I don't like doing nautica stars when I started tattooing they go black and white black and white black and white will if you start from one side and go to the other side make sure you keep that pattern because of all of a sudden somebody talks to you and you're not paying attention and all of a sudden you just decide to put on another pattern on another side and then when you hit the right pattern you end up having a wrong mistake they're just had to experiences that a long way down this road you end up having things like oops but I was young he was my best friend we laugh at it now I say do you want a nautica star he says let me think about it LOL
In 2015, my ex and I decided to get tattoos of each other's name. I was the first to go under the needle, but as the artist began to ink my skin, I had second thoughts and decided to tattoo my own name instead. Looking back, it seems like my guardian angel knew we wouldn't last forever. We eventually broke up and I'm glad I made the decision to stick with my own name. This was my first tattoo. Lesson: Trust your gut and maybe think about your design more lol
Hmm depends but if you like the dotwork shading and whip shades, this is the one to get. Flip 3 is good for adjustable strokes. Lancer is a bit basic but strober than the archer a bit. I personally like the mast archer 5 star. If you're getting one the official site has a 20% off ATM. Code is in the description
@@Empith33 thanks it's all good channel is very niche and I don't like tutorial vids to get the sub count up. I might make a new one for my new tattoo business thou
I tore my whole arm up with a homemade tattoo gun When I was 19, got infected and the tattoo fell out and I ended up in A&E lol. Also when i tried making the gun i plugged it Directly inti 240v without cutting down the voltage. And well... BANG! 😂
Funny story my neighbor had a home made tattoo machine and was tattooing his sister I wanted to try tattooing my self with it so I did a mushroom character tattoo on my knee everything was fine until I got up to look at it on the mirror and realized it was upside down but when I look at it on the toilet seat it looks fine 😂 I call it my toilet seat tattoo
My experience : Got everything set, and we started immediately after the client arrived. I made sure if he had a good meal and if he's well hydrated. (Cover-up Session, he requested me to fix his bad Itachi Tattoo) After letting the stencil dry, I informed him that I'm gonna start poking, and like 30mins in. I noticed he is grinning while I poke. 😆 I checked on him once in a while if he's okay, and he said he is. It just feels ticklish. The friend he brought also isn't helping cuz he keeps cracking jokes like "Makakapag story kana ng tattoo mo sa wakas", "So sakin na mapupunta mga long sleeves mo after neto?". I found it amusing and I was laughin with them all throughout the session. 😆
I was f* drunk for my 18birthday party , there was a lot of people & a tattoo artist was just there tattooing my friend so i was like "i want one!" . So finally a chose an eye with 11:11 inside the eye but at the end the tattoo artist was just angry cuz the noise at the party and finally my tats look like a kayak boat so few years later i finally covered it🥲 never do a tattoo on youself when your are 18 & drunk 😅
Funniest tattoo moment is a young gentleman came in for his first tattoo and high pitch hollered like Michael Jackson just to get through the session. 😂
When I was 16-17 I had my first job and spent the first check on an entire chest piece I was so scared it was gonna hurt like b but it actually felt quite nice the first couple hours it wasn’t until 3-4 hours in where it really hurt
I have had bad luck with tattoos, someone tattoed the mexican map on my arm going the wrong way, I got another tattoo of a mexican revolutionary and most of the ink came out so it looks like crap, I put my ladys name on my head and the person that did it was drunk as funk so the letters look as if they are melting and you can't understand what it says, another dude did a name on my neck and you can't tell what it says either. I guess more sad than funny though. :( Lol
A couple walks in and this guy makes fun of the girlfriend when she's about to get a tattoo he said you're not going to take the pain you're going to be crying so you better not start getting your tattoo so I said relax bro please give more comfort to your girlfriend and let's help her get through this tattoo experience well I did the tattoo on the girl she took it very well and I was done when it was time to tattoo the boyfriend I started tattooing and all of a sudden he started moving back and forth back and forth but his head was looking away from me and I said please stop moving please stop moving will he stop moving all right and all of a sudden I ended up finishing the tattoo within 10 minutes cuz it was a small simple small name outline only will all of a sudden the girlfriend walks in she's like oh look he fell asleep I was like oh wow he and I told him wake up buddy we're done he goes you're done wow that was quick I said yeah man you started moving all of a sudden and just stopped moving I thought you were just taking the pain I didn't know you fell asleep but in reality he had fainted he made fun of the girlfriend that she was going to faint that she wasn't going to take the pain and the tables turn on him but I've had some weird experiences
I just want to say thank you for all the reviews and tips you give us . And funny tattoo was I was tattooing my wife and it was on her foot and I guess I hit a spot that made her foot twitch and I was sitting in my chair and she twitch and kick my in the nuts not hard but it was funny at the time .
Maybe that this guy walks in and says that he fell in love with this girl that he met at the club and he was like I'm going to go out on a date with this girl today so I want to get her name well I ended up doing the name you went on a date came back a week later with the girl and he goes hey how much for a cover of the name I said what happened this is the girl that I was talking about but I don't know why I thought she said Melissa when her name was Melinda😮 I was like oh my God there's never a boring moment
In the middle of my tattoo, I couldn't contain my laughter and, oops, I pooped a little. The tattoo artist, trying not to laugh too, said, "Looks like your sense of humor has no boundaries!" Now, my tattoo has a humorous twist - a mark not just of ink but of an unexpected laugh.
Another upload! I love the stick and poke reference, this machine is truly the "dream machine" for us handpokers. 😂
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I went to a shop to get my first tattoo, I wanted to get the Chinese symbol for mother down my leg. The artist prints out the symbol & I didn’t like how it looked, I thought it would be 3 to 4 symbols which would look nice going down my leg..I sat there frustrated thinking of what I was going to do…the brilliant idea that I came up with(so I thought 😂) was to have the artist print out a whole lot of symbols and I was going to pick the 3 that I thought looked the best and get it tattooed and just add “MOTHER” to it…smh…fast forward 2 years I’m at a Chinese restaurant eating with some friends and a waiter points at my leg, laughs and says “you lie”….whahahahaha!!!🤦🏽
First of all, thanks for the reviews. This helps a lot of people, plus your voice is so pleasant!
My funny tattoo story is abt my sweet straight A cousin, in our family, my siblings, my parents and I have tattoos. My cousins does not bcos their parents are strict. One of my sweet cousin did everything she's told and on her bday, her wish was to get a tattoo and we all agreed to keep this as a secret until she's old enough to confess and to make her wish come true, my brother (who's practising to tattoo at the time) brought his machine and we all pretented like we were just hanging out in the bedroom watching movies and my cousin was not allowed to shout or make suspecting noise the whole time. It was funny how we all kept our laugh, anxiety, stress to ourselves and pretended like weren't doing anything. We were laughing with no sound, and my cousin was shouting with no sound. Just imagining how crazy we all looked like at the moment makes me laugh all the time! Everything was fun and funny! To this day, we consider this a bond like no other, and we always have each other's back. My sweet cousin was happy and that made us all happy!
My funniest tattoo experience together with my client. it was late at night and he was silent the whole time until he farts so loud. Its so loud and fckn smelly too that we need to take a break after that and we are laughing about it outside the shop he said he cant take it anymore so he release it lol he farts away the pain.
Congratulations you win the mast archer 5 star
Love to try this machine
That would be an awesome Christmas gift . I’m new to this I’m been doing it about a year already 😊
Funny experience for me was when I first started tattooing, my aunt asked if she could be a “test dummy” for me. I was excited as I’ve only tattooed myself up until that point. Anyways, when we sat down for the tattoo she asked how long it would be, I wasn’t sure but quoted her 1 hour as it wasn’t too big.after an hour I looked up and she looked unwell, I asked if she was okay she said yes and asked how much longer, I said about 20 mins or so. Fast forward I get the tattoo finished and wrapped up and she runs out of the room and shuts the door behind her, she ripped the longest fart in my hallway I’ve ever heard. I started hysterically laughing and she yelled at me through the door to shut up . Still one of the funniest things I’ve experienced in life 😂
Hahahaha she was feeling pain elsewhere
So far, my funniest tattoo experience was when I had a bee tattoo on my arm. It was so close to my elbow, that when my arm isnt fully straight, all you can see as the bee's butt😅 If i get this machine, my tattoo journey can finally begin 🎉
My funniest tattoo moment has to be tattooing "your name" on my friends butt. 😂😂i could really use this machine ive been wanting to try it out for a long time now. Ive heard nothing but good things about it. Thanks for your reviews man.
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In the middle of my tattoo, I couldn't contain my laughter and, oops, I pooped a little. The tattoo artist, trying not to laugh too, said, "Looks like your sense of humor has no boundaries!" Now, my tattoo has a humorous twist - a mark not just of ink but of an unexpected laugh.
Sickkkkk 🤘🏿
Same function as the x8 for dot work now I really want that machine
Yeah similar to the x8 but seems better here.
@@TortugaPH I hope I win
@@jesus773 you gotta comment a funny story though
My funniest tattoo experience was about 3 years ago. An artist at the shop I was apprenticing at actually shit himself mid tattoo. But didn’t realize I guess? And then continued to tattoo. Upon realizing he then just left. So embarrassed he grabbed all of his stuff in the middle of the night and no one heard from him again 🤣
I bought an amazon tattoo machine (that i still have rn) and the wireless battery popped out exposing the wires. It was still working but the top of the battery was hanging by the wires, i repaired it after ofc but we laughed a lot, i finished the tattoo with the battery like that lol. But still help i need a new machine :')
But I don't like doing nautica stars when I started tattooing they go black and white black and white black and white will if you start from one side and go to the other side make sure you keep that pattern because of all of a sudden somebody talks to you and you're not paying attention and all of a sudden you just decide to put on another pattern on another side and then when you hit the right pattern you end up having a wrong mistake they're just had to experiences that a long way down this road you end up having things like oops but I was young he was my best friend we laugh at it now I say do you want a nautica star he says let me think about it LOL
In 2015, my ex and I decided to get tattoos of each other's name. I was the first to go under the needle, but as the artist began to ink my skin, I had second thoughts and decided to tattoo my own name instead. Looking back, it seems like my guardian angel knew we wouldn't last forever. We eventually broke up and I'm glad I made the decision to stick with my own name. This was my first tattoo.
Lesson: Trust your gut and maybe think about your design more lol
I hope I win any of the 100 machines I’ve seen you review great content thank you wish me luck
hey dude! new sub here. Would you recommend this machine , the mast lancer or the mast flip 3? cheers!
Hmm depends but if you like the dotwork shading and whip shades, this is the one to get. Flip 3 is good for adjustable strokes. Lancer is a bit basic but strober than the archer a bit. I personally like the mast archer 5 star. If you're getting one the official site has a 20% off ATM. Code is in the description
@@TortugaPH Thanks man appreciate the info. you really deserve more subs!
@@Empith33 thanks it's all good channel is very niche and I don't like tutorial vids to get the sub count up. I might make a new one for my new tattoo business thou
I tore my whole arm up with a homemade tattoo gun When I was 19, got infected and the tattoo fell out and I ended up in A&E lol. Also when i tried making the gun i plugged it Directly inti 240v without cutting down the voltage. And well... BANG! 😂
Funny story my neighbor had a home made tattoo machine and was tattooing his sister I wanted to try tattooing my self with it so I did a mushroom character tattoo on my knee everything was fine until I got up to look at it on the mirror and realized it was upside down but when I look at it on the toilet seat it looks fine 😂 I call it my toilet seat tattoo
My experience : Got everything set, and we started immediately after the client arrived. I made sure if he had a good meal and if he's well hydrated. (Cover-up Session, he requested me to fix his bad Itachi Tattoo)
After letting the stencil dry, I informed him that I'm gonna start poking, and like 30mins in. I noticed he is grinning while I poke. 😆
I checked on him once in a while if he's okay, and he said he is. It just feels ticklish.
The friend he brought also isn't helping cuz he keeps cracking jokes like "Makakapag story kana ng tattoo mo sa wakas", "So sakin na mapupunta mga long sleeves mo after neto?". I found it amusing and I was laughin with them all throughout the session. 😆
my "guinea pig" got minor blisters after the session. Turns out he's allergic to the ink 😅
I was f* drunk for my 18birthday party , there was a lot of people & a tattoo artist was just there tattooing my friend so i was like "i want one!" . So finally a chose an eye with 11:11 inside the eye but at the end the tattoo artist was just angry cuz the noise at the party and finally my tats look like a kayak boat so few years later i finally covered it🥲 never do a tattoo on youself when your are 18 & drunk 😅
Funniest tattoo moment is a young gentleman came in for his first tattoo and high pitch hollered like Michael Jackson just to get through the session. 😂
When I was 16-17 I had my first job and spent the first check on an entire chest piece I was so scared it was gonna hurt like b but it actually felt quite nice the first couple hours it wasn’t until 3-4 hours in where it really hurt
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Nice 😎
I have had bad luck with tattoos, someone tattoed the mexican map on my arm going the wrong way, I got another tattoo of a mexican revolutionary and most of the ink came out so it looks like crap, I put my ladys name on my head and the person that did it was drunk as funk so the letters look as if they are melting and you can't understand what it says, another dude did a name on my neck and you can't tell what it says either. I guess more sad than funny though. :( Lol
A couple walks in and this guy makes fun of the girlfriend when she's about to get a tattoo he said you're not going to take the pain you're going to be crying so you better not start getting your tattoo so I said relax bro please give more comfort to your girlfriend and let's help her get through this tattoo experience well I did the tattoo on the girl she took it very well and I was done when it was time to tattoo the boyfriend I started tattooing and all of a sudden he started moving back and forth back and forth but his head was looking away from me and I said please stop moving please stop moving will he stop moving all right and all of a sudden I ended up finishing the tattoo within 10 minutes cuz it was a small simple small name outline only will all of a sudden the girlfriend walks in she's like oh look he fell asleep I was like oh wow he and I told him wake up buddy we're done he goes you're done wow that was quick I said yeah man you started moving all of a sudden and just stopped moving I thought you were just taking the pain I didn't know you fell asleep but in reality he had fainted he made fun of the girlfriend that she was going to faint that she wasn't going to take the pain and the tables turn on him but I've had some weird experiences
I just want to say thank you for all the reviews and tips you give us .
And funny tattoo was I was tattooing my wife and it was on her foot and I guess I hit a spot that made her foot twitch and I was sitting in my chair and she twitch and kick my in the nuts not hard but it was funny at the time .
Ohh yeah that has happened to me. I got sweet chin musiced once.
Maybe that this guy walks in and says that he fell in love with this girl that he met at the club and he was like I'm going to go out on a date with this girl today so I want to get her name well I ended up doing the name you went on a date came back a week later with the girl and he goes hey how much for a cover of the name I said what happened this is the girl that I was talking about but I don't know why I thought she said Melissa when her name was Melinda😮 I was like oh my God there's never a boring moment
Dunno if its that funny but I fell a sleep while getting my head tattooed. My artist who is now my good fried thought that I was crazy at the time
In the middle of my tattoo, I couldn't contain my laughter and, oops, I pooped a little. The tattoo artist, trying not to laugh too, said, "Looks like your sense of humor has no boundaries!" Now, my tattoo has a humorous twist - a mark not just of ink but of an unexpected laugh.