Him looking for the blood bags: where did they go, Didn't I have one left? Me gently pushing the last bag and a pamphlet under the couch with my toes: Oh no! Really? Wow that's a surprise. And the clinic is closed for a few days? Weird how that lined up! Oh well I guess there's nothing we can do about it! 🤷🏻♀️ Him listing off all the terrible things that happen when he doesn't feed Me sweeping the hair away from my neck: Well you could just... Him : No I can handle it. Me a masochist with a massive biting kink: yeah so can I.
Vampire BF: Who even came up with that we're weak to sunlight? Me: Nosferatu, 1922, directed by F.W. Murnau, was the first time a vampire was depicted as being fatally vulnerable to the sun. Yes, I knew that off the top of my head. Never question a horror nerd.
Him: I don’t wanna hurt you Me: either we do this correctly and it’s great for both of us or I die and it’s great for me so it’s a win win situation babe ☺️☺️☺️
Me: "Yeah, no, it's fine. Go ahead and take it." Him: "Ok, tilt your head--" Me: "Oh hell nah, what you mean??? Not my NECK, take it from my arm or my shoulder or sum...."
I would have dragged someone in there like NO YOU WILL NOT BITE MY NECK you gotta put a ring on it first if your trying to the aim for the neck plus my hands are veiny
Him :Darling~ why are we watching this terrible vampire movie😣 Me who just rewatching twilight second movie : Babe u see nothing yet😌✋wait until u meet the werewolves 👹✨ I'm here 🤸🏻♀️✨ This script is amazing sir 🙇🏻♀️ u did an amazing job 🙇🏻♀️✨ please take care and have a nice day✨♥️
Jupiter: “I don’t wish to harm you..” me: “is it really painful??” Jupiter; “no..it isn’t some unbearable pain..?” Me: “trust me Jupiter I’ve had cramps they felt like 30 needles were stabbing my abdomen”
Us: well did you check behind the orange juice Him; yes, I checked behind the orange juice dear -------------------- That cracked me up way more than it should have XD
Him: the woossiness (or however you spell that) is normal Me, a diabetic who has had more than that amount of blood drawn in a day: biach what wooziness💅✨
Stop complaining, im aware how bad twilight is, but my friend had the nerve to say that Edward is better than jacob, so now I have to take notes on why Jacob is amazing and why Edward sucks. The only thing we can agree on is that Carlisle is a dilf.
This is the first script that I've written, so I'm a tad nervous about this post. Any feedback that you may have on this audio will be greatly appreciated. Don't be hesitant to offer me some constructive feedback; I would love to improve my content in any way that I can!
You opened with Darling - can't get any better ;) I had no idea you were a writer! Can't believe its your first 😲 The unravelling of the vampire at the end was perfection
I don't have much experience with creative writing, so I certainly wouldn't refer to myself as a writer. I'm really glad you and others seem to be enjoying it, despite that lack of experience 😊 Thank you for the feedback, darling ❤
Don't be nervous! It was great. I have some constructive criticism for your vampire though. Dry erase shopping list on the fridge. He'll never forget he was running out of blood again. Now I can't stop giggling at the image of a vampire adding blood to a list with everyday items. Orange juice Apples Flour Blood Toilet paper 🤣
I mean I wouldn't mind if I didn't know him and he killed me but it was slow so I could just watch this hot vampire as the last thing I saw a hot vampire 🦇😂 Lmao
@@JupiterVA what were you doing when u recorded this anyway o.O were you drinking water or just swallowing your own ... uhm saliva- or was it just a sound effect-
This is adorable! U did good for your first time writing your own! Vampires r adorable and hot and your voice is so calming. But I thought of twilight when u starting talking about the movie. Keep up the good work hun! 😊
Him: I don't want to hurt you! Me: baby look this is a win win for me and you I wanna die so bite me use me as your blood bag go ahead baby chomp chomp *shows neck*
@@JupiterVA Okay..WAIT OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU REPLIED THANK YOU FOR REPLYING ITS THE FIRST TIME AN AMAZING CREATOR ANSWERED ME OMG IM CRYING TYSM YOUR AMAZING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I AM SO HAPPY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT I'm sorry for all the caps it's just I'm actually so happy right now
Ok, questions! What clinic does he get his blood from? Is it like... A place specifically for vampires to get blood? Where do they get the blood? Do people volunteer? Or is it like when people donate plasma for money? Get short on cash so people head out to spare a bit of blood for the hungry?
Oh! How old is this vampire? This could be his first actual live human snack. What if he loses control because he's only had blood from the clinic?! Oh no! What if drinking from humans can become addicting?
My idea for the world of this script has vampires and humans living in harmony. As a result, I envisioned it as a place where people donate/sell their blood. As for the age, I pictured the character as a vampire that is quite old but hasn't had to feed from any living humans in a long time because of the clinics. Much like how most people would get their food from a store instead of hunting or gathering these days.
@@JupiterVA that is so interesting. Thank you for answering some of my questions 🥰 I get really drawn in to worlds like that. If you've ever read books by Laurell K Hamilton, her anita blake series is a world like that. Well, vampires still get their blood fairly old fashioned ways. But they actually become legal citizens in the US with the right to vote. Vampires do have to make sure their snack for the evening is willing though. Uh... The series gets verrrry smutty though. But the first couple of books aren't
@@JupiterVA I have no idea what kind of books you would like. But I really enjoy the writer for the kinds of things that come up. Like people who became vampires were legally dead. But now that they are legal citizens there are questions like, do inheritors have to give the stuff back? She a has a faery series where the mc is a half human faerie princess. But can claim things like diplomatic immunity because she is recognized in the US as a faerie princess. She does a ton of research for her books and, for people like me who get really into stories and worlds, its really great. I always have weird questions or thoughts Now I want to go write. Can't wait to hear more of your work. Have a good one!
I love it,Although I like vampires and I’m always like,uncomfortable with them drinking blood this one I could tolerate and I love it :D you did a good job for this one :> Also if it’s not to much to ask then Part 2?Like if you want to make a part 2 is completely up to you :0
Thank you for the praise, it means a lot ❤ I am certainly open to making a part 2, but I would need to think about where I can go with the character that would be interesting.
Him: i'm gonna grab a bloodbag from the fridge , do you want me to get anything while i'm there? Me: just glass of water please. Him: just some water? Okay sure thing Me: did he just -
Him:who even came up with the myth that we hate garlic,you know I love the stuff* Me.. stop complaining and watch the damn movie before I wash those red eyes with chlorine I got from the pool"
I have come to the conclusion that we put of the bad vampire movie because it is funny it listen to him critics the movie(or at least it was funny for me)
Him: "and don't get me started on the garlic, you know I love that stuff" Me: *imagining him eating full on cloves of garlic without reaction* Me: mhm....
Idk why but biting my neck is something I like I don't like biting in general but my necks sensitive ig that's why? I mean not too hard like a zombie or something but yeah
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Don't be shy, drink the hot sauce..........
XDD
:) don’t be shy
@@Kanroji423 don't be shy drink the hot sauce
(:
@@kristinayohannes3846 How inconvenient I was just eating and then I had the hot sauce instead- of the ketchup
Him looking for the blood bags: where did they go, Didn't I have one left?
Me gently pushing the last bag and a pamphlet under the couch with my toes: Oh no! Really? Wow that's a surprise. And the clinic is closed for a few days? Weird how that lined up! Oh well I guess there's nothing we can do about it! 🤷🏻♀️
Him listing off all the terrible things that happen when he doesn't feed
Me sweeping the hair away from my neck: Well you could just...
Him : No I can handle it.
Me a masochist with a massive biting kink: yeah so can I.
PFFFFFFT-
PFFFFFT--
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED IT
LMAO!
@@igurokochou 😂
Ahem *S A M E B E S T I E*
WHAT AN ACTUAL GOD DAMN MOOD. IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE 😂😂😂
Vampire BF: Who even came up with that we're weak to sunlight?
Me: Nosferatu, 1922, directed by F.W. Murnau, was the first time a vampire was depicted as being fatally vulnerable to the sun. Yes, I knew that off the top of my head. Never question a horror nerd.
Just, ask us no questions, and we’ll tell you no lies.
. -. Damn you know your stuff
@@xxtrigger0947 thank you
Yessss!
What about the garlic?
"I don't know what's gotten into me"
My blood, apparently-
Him: are you sure
Me with a biting kink: YES!
**me liking being bite and likes pain**ahem Y E S*
@@asuitsuyu9624 purr
I can agree
Nagito?
Nagito I have biting kink too
Him: I don’t wanna hurt you
Me: either we do this correctly and it’s great for both of us or I die and it’s great for me so it’s a win win situation babe ☺️☺️☺️
No dying allowed on this vampire's watch
@@JupiterVA dang it 😓
@@v0id3d_st4rs HAH I banith thy from unaliveing
@@JupiterVA either way I can't die, unless gojo kills me. 😶 so like it's a win win for us both. 🥱
Me: "Yeah, no, it's fine. Go ahead and take it."
Him: "Ok, tilt your head--"
Me: "Oh hell nah, what you mean??? Not my NECK, take it from my arm or my shoulder or sum...."
I would have dragged someone in there like NO YOU WILL NOT BITE MY NECK you gotta put a ring on it first if your trying to the aim for the neck plus my hands are veiny
.....mah neck isnt really a good spot thats all 😶👍
Him : ya'll hear somethin??🤔 (proceeds to bite neck)
He was draining me like a Capri sun bruh
My fav is strawberry kiwi
@@artemis15010 Same and fruit punch cause no one in my family drinks them
Damn I want to try capri sun now
What is a Capri sun Lmao :3
@@TiredArtist-de7bb YOU NEVER HAD CAPRI SUN BEFORE
Him :Darling~ why are we watching this terrible vampire movie😣
Me who just rewatching twilight second movie : Babe u see nothing yet😌✋wait until u meet the werewolves 👹✨
I'm here 🤸🏻♀️✨
This script is amazing sir 🙇🏻♀️ u did an amazing job 🙇🏻♀️✨ please take care and have a nice day✨♥️
Told my brother earlier today,that he dresses exactly like what a male Bella would💀
@@Mdmdmdidkdodi OHHOHOO👹✋
BYE- the werewolves are FINE tho 😍😍
Ugh ikr mwa
I only watched the first cuz I can’t find the rest
Me who is scared of needles 😭🤢😤. When there is vampire bite scenes or skits: 😍🥳🤗😜🤪😈🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Omggggg yessssss
I’m petrified of needles
And when I know a vampire bites me I be like
Eh
... not the water gun😩✋🏼
I'm scared of blood but like the idea of vampires 👁👄👁
Him: no that's just hot sauce
Me: that wouldn't have been good If he drank that 🤦🏻♀️
Jupiter: “I don’t wish to harm you..”
me: “is it really painful??”
Jupiter; “no..it isn’t some unbearable pain..?”
Me: “trust me Jupiter I’ve had cramps they felt like 30 needles were stabbing my abdomen”
I now you’re pain 😢
@@elijahbetts8224 =w="
Us: well did you check behind the orange juice
Him; yes, I checked behind the orange juice dear
--------------------
That cracked me up way more than it should have XD
I'm glad that I got you to laugh 😄
@@JupiterVA
Me too thank you
Cut the camera bro
Your comment made me laugh I don't know why LOL
@@firefox-kg8ql
Well, I’m glad I made you laugh lol
Him: the woossiness (or however you spell that) is normal
Me, a diabetic who has had more than that amount of blood drawn in a day: biach what wooziness💅✨
😂
I'm sorry I'm not laughing at you being a diabetic I swear
@@AlphanaII517 it's ok xd no need to apologize, I get it
PFFFFFT- starts laughing*
AHHH HELP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING-😂😂😂😂😂
@Sophie Lofland my ass gon drop like a old tree branch
@Sophie Lofland I'mma look like a piece of hard wood floor that is sticking out
He needs to quit doin blood 🩸
It’s an addiction 😢
A bit difficult for a vampire 😢
I- I’ve died 🤣🤣
Stop complaining, im aware how bad twilight is, but my friend had the nerve to say that Edward is better than jacob, so now I have to take notes on why Jacob is amazing and why Edward sucks. The only thing we can agree on is that Carlisle is a dilf.
Preach it
Edward being better that Jacob?
Isn't Edward the one that abandoned her when she needed him most and put her life in danger MULTIPLE times?
@@xxsmiles1813 THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT TO MENTION THE GASLIGHTING!!!!!!
@@honestlyjustvibing5350 TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Isn't Edwards and Bellas relationship like super toxic, like- 🗿 nah
Finally someone I can eat garlic bread with 🙌🏼
I LOVE GARLIC BREAD 🍞😍
@@RizzDeckOrpen._. bro same
I absolutely love it!
Garlic bread is delicious with pasta
@@RizzDeckOrpen._. BRUH ME TO
This is the first script that I've written, so I'm a tad nervous about this post. Any feedback that you may have on this audio will be greatly appreciated. Don't be hesitant to offer me some constructive feedback; I would love to improve my content in any way that I can!
You opened with Darling - can't get any better ;) I had no idea you were a writer! Can't believe its your first 😲 The unravelling of the vampire at the end was perfection
I don't have much experience with creative writing, so I certainly wouldn't refer to myself as a writer. I'm really glad you and others seem to be enjoying it, despite that lack of experience 😊 Thank you for the feedback, darling ❤
Don't be nervous! It was great.
I have some constructive criticism for your vampire though. Dry erase shopping list on the fridge. He'll never forget he was running out of blood again.
Now I can't stop giggling at the image of a vampire adding blood to a list with everyday items.
Orange juice
Apples
Flour
Blood
Toilet paper 🤣
dont be nervous!! Its amazing! :) im not even half in the vid but i am ✨ *in* *love* ✨
THIS IS YOUR FIRST???
Me: *finishes all the twilight movies in a row*
*sees this on my recomended*
me:interesting
Him: do you want me to get you anything while I’m there
Me: carrot 👁👄👁
Yep I would want a carrot to hun🙃
Huh. oh well, I learned in biology that if I eat and drink that I can regenerate any portion blood. As long as a vampire is gentle, I won’t mind.
I'd honestly enjoy a world like this, vampires and other amazing mythical creatures... like imagine that? and my fantasies are fulfilled 😳❤💃
Him: I I haven’t had Dis taste in ages
Me : Did you do this to another woman 🙂in the past 🙃
Mooooom can I keep him?
hell yeah
@@monochrome_Death666 lmao
The blood drinking sounds ... *shivers with delight* you did a very good job. Amazing script! I love it!
At this point I have like 100 vampire boyfriends-
Honestly Same 😊😅
THE SPEED DEMON IS FEELING BETTERRRR
I'm so glad you're all healed up 😊
YASSSSSS :3
@@kenmasnintendou
@@JupiterVA :DD
I mean I wouldn't mind if I didn't know him and he killed me but it was slow so I could just watch this hot vampire as the last thing I saw a hot vampire 🦇😂 Lmao
He is such a sweetheart🥺♥️
me seeing that the listener is willing already waiting head tilted for him to come back
Blood drinking: ASMR~
12 gulps of blood in total geez
I was thirsty
@@JupiterVA what were you doing when u recorded this anyway o.O were you drinking water or just swallowing your own ... uhm saliva-
or was it just a sound effect-
how come vampires have HUMANITY??...isn't this VAMPIRITY?😂😂😂
No one show him twilight he'll go insane💀
I did it, I found another underrated asmrtist 😩
When he started to say about him prefering the dark and liking garlic
Nobody:
Me: iM a VaMpIrE
Me just listening 😩😩😌
Taco Bell ad comes T_T
When did the ad come on? I specifically turned off mid roll ads because I don't want anyone's listening to be interrupted.
LMAO
I swear I love Jupiter's voice it sounds calm collected and kinda comforting, thank you Jupiter for making these amazing ideos!! ❤
Totally not here at 5am instead of sleeping.
Same lmao
@@L.Ryuzaki944 I couldn't sleep 💀✋
@@thepersoninyourcloset me neither
The Kira case has been a drag as of late
@@mariongrey7853 Who says I ever really died?
Maybe it was all another trick.
Perhaps Lawliet was another ploy I used to trick Kira.
@@mariongrey7853 Yes, in fact I did wake up with a few rather large bruises.
now darling tilt your head to the side
me:like that *craks neck* owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwawaaaa
No, no, no it's awwwtravaniaaaa
the "dearest" is the best thing istg
Drink the hot sauce not good as blood but just drink it
I mean, I do like hot sauce
Him: do you want anything while I’m there
Me: Fanta
Him: just some water?
Me: yes
Jupiter, I'm guessing, is your favourite planet?
Your guess is correct!
@@JupiterVA mine is saturn and Uranus they're tied
Saturn is my second favorite 😄
This is adorable! U did good for your first time writing your own! Vampires r adorable and hot and your voice is so calming. But I thought of twilight when u starting talking about the movie. Keep up the good work hun! 😊
Him: I don't want to hurt you!
Me: baby look this is a win win for me and you I wanna die so bite me use me as your blood bag go ahead baby chomp chomp *shows neck*
Please no
@@JupiterVA Okay..WAIT OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU REPLIED THANK YOU FOR REPLYING ITS THE FIRST TIME AN AMAZING CREATOR ANSWERED ME OMG IM CRYING TYSM YOUR AMAZING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I AM SO HAPPY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT I'm sorry for all the caps it's just I'm actually so happy right now
@@unknown_wolfasmr8869 Oh my, I'm glad I can bring you some joy! 😊❤
@@JupiterVA Bring me some joy no you bring me tones of joy!
Just take it please drain all the blood from me 🤧
Bella swan probably doing her “main character” shake head,gripping hair thing
Ok, questions!
What clinic does he get his blood from? Is it like... A place specifically for vampires to get blood? Where do they get the blood? Do people volunteer? Or is it like when people donate plasma for money? Get short on cash so people head out to spare a bit of blood for the hungry?
Oh! How old is this vampire? This could be his first actual live human snack. What if he loses control because he's only had blood from the clinic?!
Oh no! What if drinking from humans can become addicting?
My idea for the world of this script has vampires and humans living in harmony. As a result, I envisioned it as a place where people donate/sell their blood. As for the age, I pictured the character as a vampire that is quite old but hasn't had to feed from any living humans in a long time because of the clinics. Much like how most people would get their food from a store instead of hunting or gathering these days.
@@JupiterVA that is so interesting. Thank you for answering some of my questions 🥰
I get really drawn in to worlds like that. If you've ever read books by Laurell K Hamilton, her anita blake series is a world like that. Well, vampires still get their blood fairly old fashioned ways. But they actually become legal citizens in the US with the right to vote. Vampires do have to make sure their snack for the evening is willing though. Uh... The series gets verrrry smutty though. But the first couple of books aren't
Thank you for being interested enough to ask! I'll look into that book series, thank you for the recommendation 😊
@@JupiterVA I have no idea what kind of books you would like. But I really enjoy the writer for the kinds of things that come up. Like people who became vampires were legally dead. But now that they are legal citizens there are questions like, do inheritors have to give the stuff back? She a has a faery series where the mc is a half human faerie princess. But can claim things like diplomatic immunity because she is recognized in the US as a faerie princess. She does a ton of research for her books and, for people like me who get really into stories and worlds, its really great. I always have weird questions or thoughts
Now I want to go write.
Can't wait to hear more of your work. Have a good one!
edward feeling exposed
Scout approved
Me: **just listened to something identical to this**
Him: want me to get you something while I'm there
Me: a coke..
Him: just a water
Me: FUCK!
I hate water I don't drink it
He made it sound so painless 🥰
I love it,Although I like vampires and I’m always like,uncomfortable with them drinking blood this one I could tolerate and I love it :D you did a good job for this one :>
Also if it’s not to much to ask then
Part 2?Like if you want to make a part 2 is completely up to you :0
Thank you for the praise, it means a lot ❤
I am certainly open to making a part 2, but I would need to think about where I can go with the character that would be interesting.
It's not a mistake😀 it's a masterpiece✨
@@artemis15010 jellybeans channel only but yes true. 🥱
Umm this is amazing help 🧎🏽♀️
I love these 🥰
I really hope there is a part 2
bye ive been binge watching your vids for the past hour 😭
“Just some Water?”
BISH I WANT BEER!
Do it, you gotta do it‼️
You should do him reacting to listener fainting
Him: i'm gonna grab a bloodbag from the fridge , do you want me to get anything while i'm there?
Me: just glass of water please.
Him: just some water? Okay sure thing
Me: did he just -
✨️This is amazing✨️
the way you talk tho- 😩🙌👏
I bet vampires watch all these inaccurate movies and shows and have just gotten used to it
I think twilight is the most accurate one though
Yep
I can't when he says Darling I just think Byakuya
I haven't had fresh food in a while either I've been eating microwave food sell cheese balls and sell cereal
Loved it! 😍🥰😘
If vampires were real I would not even go in the shade for 1msec
Blue square approves!
When my toes tingle I need to run
My started to tingle when my grandma came in
Yeet love this
I don't say *blaa bla blaa!*
I looooove it sweetheart
Isn't that what traditional Vampires are weak to? I mean, I could give you a haircut if You need it.
Fantastic video 😊
Him:who even came up with the myth that we hate garlic,you know I love the stuff*
Me.. stop complaining and watch the damn movie before I wash those red eyes with chlorine I got from the pool"
I'm sorry I asked for water Where's my water
I know that’s what I said
Why was i thinking tjat he was gonna drink the hot sauce?
I’m ok now but 🥵
Him: why do we have to watch this horrible vampire movie me: who is watching nightmare on elm street with my mom boyy come here
I has question where does clinic get said blood? AND DOES THE CLINIC KILL PEOPLE FOR SAID BLOOD.
No people donate blood
@@Snowdrop150oh that makes sense
They’re watching Twilight. Quick hide his eyes
i’m anemic what do you want from me 😭
Dude I would sooner bathe in my own piss than not be able to eat garlic anything for the rest of my life
SAMEEEEEE
Uh yeah my blood is white fluffy and tastes disgusting
I have come to the conclusion that we put of the bad vampire movie because it is funny it listen to him critics the movie(or at least it was funny for me)
Me: *going to sleep*
Him: maybe one more won't be bad
Me: drink my blood I will break up with you
What about my water?🥺
💗💖💗💖💗💖
JupiterVA more like thisvidbetterget10000000000000sub
07:16 - 07:18 hmm~🤤
Him: "and don't get me started on the garlic, you know I love that stuff"
Me: *imagining him eating full on cloves of garlic without reaction*
Me: mhm....
Mee
@@Snowdrop150you are on a new level of no taste buds
I've done that
Yeah mister immoral how did you go about forgetting you were out AND to pick up more... but you got me soo 😊
Idk why but biting my neck is something I like I don't like biting in general but my necks sensitive ig that's why? I mean not too hard like a zombie or something but yeah
Om
I'm cool just gotta get myself together you stay and help me get better that's my only condition