Still overly generous in my opinion. Don't forget the preventable deaths of thousands of British citizens is on his hands and he's the reason our death rate from Covid is the worst in Europe. A particular low point was when his government kept putting infected people into care homes even AFTER they were informed this was leading to the deaths of thousands. He really should be up on mass manslaughter charges.
@@marcelanoryadi9110 a lot of labour politicians went there as well as a lot of journalists. Chums is a great book if you want to get angry about this kind of thing.
Yup hes not the only one ...remove their titles and tiaras and put them in the real world to actually earn a wage..they cant do it. The upper crust boys club is a pack of pigs with their snouts in the trough and their females are treated like breeding cows. ..with zero vlaues except their own. Its sickening
Emotionally restrained? I don't think I've ever seen a more passionately expressed opinion than this. (I won't even get into polite - "Hogwarts for wankers", lmfao)
“What does it mean to be British dad?” “Simple son. It’s the ability to insult, roast and verbally butcher another person without even needing to catch your breath in between the withering social commentary”. I had that conversation with my son about a decade ago, and I truly think this video exemplifies that beautifully 🤣
@@Brotherbear75 He is absolutely not "the most hated man in his party" as Pir suggested... half the party regret that they made him quit and would have him back tomorrow.
@@tonyb9735 Yes, but for people outside of the party - which is most people - he is the most recognisable and almost certainly the most-hated person in that party.
Invective at its finest. THANK YOU JONATHAN PIE for your ruthless telling of the truth and for making me squeal with joy at every lyrical turn of phrase. You give me hope in a hopeless political world. I feel the pain of my native UK all the way to New Zealand. Never has the world been in greater need of such creative vitriole and outrage. You are way better than all mainstream journalism in every respect. Go well Maestro.
I think hysteria must have set in here - it just made me laugh - could have been a (badly written) comedy sketch! My personal favourite moment was when he thanked his dog and Larry the cat!……good riddance ……though I have a feeling his replacement will be ten times worse - can’t wait to see what JP makes of her!
What a moving and eloquent tribute that really captures the essence of the man that is Boris Johnson. I’m not afraid to say I shed a few tears. Of laughter.
@@georgehelliar Hate to be a smart ar$e, but it's Holst not Elgar! (The tune is part of Jupiter from the Planets Suite.) I agree with the sentiment though!
@@jamespaul6315 yes he was on RT. He has also made a video about being on RT, explaining why he was on RT. It's on his Social available to view. Now, why did you feel that is relevant? What makes RT more untrustworthy than our own media? I would say they are equally untrustworthy. I'm genuinely interested in your though process on your statement. ☮️💚🙏
@@charlielynes I mean its Russian? That should really be obvious. The ones who said there no invasion then invaded, and are trying to weaponise gas and food. You really think thats comparable? Our media are shit maybe but id take them any day over anything putin shit out as mouthpieces
Truly great man. No tribute is good enough for such a figure, but if anything came close to it, this short but to the point video is a perfect example. Respectful, honest and full of love and admiration to our wise and noble Boris. Got choked up, tears in my eyes... And Ive never even been to Britain...
The so called implications of the past could have been avoided had people like Pie drawn attention to the obvious outcomes of people staying at home and using up masses of energy that way when the Great Barrington Declaration should have been massively supported. No one ever seems to learn lessons from the past, but some courageous action supporting alternatives that had poor people at its heart should have been trumpeted by the opposition and commentators like the cowardly custard Pie!
Where were you Cowardly Custard Pie when the likes of Andrew Lawrence, Hugo, The Great Barrington Declaration and Ivor Cummins were providing highly researched alternatives to Lockdown that would have avoided these OBVIOUS economic and social consequences. Teachers staying at home afraid to get Covid from kids who were not known to be carriers! Even if they were there were ways around it!
And cry, because they really were the good ol' days compared to what came afterwards. Judging by the initial response I'm seeing to the new lady, at least.
His description of Boris's cabinet reshuffle as rearranging shit on a cat litter tray was the best political comment ever, shame the BBC didn't describe it as such in their coverage.
@@MG-bs5mr Impartiality is not the same as telling the truth. It aims to provide a notional equal balance to a discussion which may not be represented by the facts of the argument/discussion. The majority of economists were warning about the downside of Brexit, very few promoted the view that it boost the economy. Opinion is often skewed and to present this as a balanced impartial discussion is fallacious. It's time for MSM to stick to facts, tell us the truth and stop disguising opinion as news.
@@bloozaholic indeed stop disguising I'm all for opinions not being dressed up as news. However didn't you just say it was a shame that the BBC didn't describe BawJaws' cabinet reshuffle as "rearranging shit on a cat litter tray?" That's a bit opinionated and buzzwordy isn't it? I seem to recall the BBC just describing the reshuffle. You know, factually.
@@bloozaholic don't get me wrong, in its strive for impartiality I know that the BBC can give voices to a side weighted against the percentage of facts but they do have elements that go after the stories regardless. Just not always on the news floor.
The expression "couldn't have done it better myself" only carries any weight whatsoever when being said to people who know and care about who the fuck you are.
Quite simply an epic, ranting monologue that cuts right to the very core of Boris’s character. This is the farewell speech that should have been broadcast, as that mop headed, walking gonk left Downing Street in the back of a bin lorry. I salute you sir 👍🏻
Absolutely love this fella. (Johnathan Pie) the way he delivers his videos is nothing short of brilliant. a very talented Man. his B. Johnson stuff being some of his best work in my opinion. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Wow!…You nailed it to the core again, @Jonathan Pie! Such a compendious but more poetic way to describe Boris. Even Shakespeare couldn’t have come up with a more grotesque description of such character name. 😆😆
Of course he’s going to miss him. He made his job a good 50% easier by always having ready material 😂 The sad part is, there are plenty more where he came from, especially if Trump runs here in 2024.
“The appearance of an uncooked oven chip in a suit of a wounded balloon. A sack of vicious custard.” How do you come up with this stuff?! 🤣 You’re a god damn poet when it comes to roasting Womble Bojo
"An abducted Milkybar Kid found 40 years later in a port cellar". Absolute poetry.
Hilarious!
Genius
I thought that line was going to end me, I could barely breathe by then, I was laughing so hard.
That one got me too lol
That one line has landed me in intensive care with severely split sides.
Historians, biographers, and obituary writers can down pens. This is the definitive and only critique one need ever refer to for BoJo the Clown.
Still overly generous in my opinion.
Don't forget the preventable deaths of thousands of British citizens is on his hands and he's the reason our death rate from Covid is the worst in Europe.
A particular low point was when his government kept putting infected people into care homes even AFTER they were informed this was leading to the deaths of thousands. He really should be up on mass manslaughter charges.
It might still be to subtle for some of his nearest and dearest of wankers
The juice isn't worth the squeeze. The work is done.
Definitely full of the absolute BEST you can say about him.
Our hiStory and the past are two very different things.
“Hogwarts for wankers” - Gets me every time
"Jimmy Savile's fat evil twin"
That's the one that gets me, that insult is on another level.
It’s “hubris, incompetence, deceit and shit hair” that gets me 😂
Reshuffling cat shit on a litter tray.
This is the first time ive felt national pride since the 2012 Olympics. Cheers.
I can never understand why he doesn't just say what he really feels
Always sitting on the fence ,our Jonathon
English understatement..
I may be leaping to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think he's not entirely happy with Boris's job performance.
@@insane_troll 🤣😂
@@insane_troll I dunno the jury's still out there on that particular issue 😂
Jonathan Pie is even better live. He keeps the joke pace up throughout the whole show. Brilliant stuff
And he's h0t.
Agreed, but as a brexiteer it was an uncomfortable show.
@@Accessless that's a good thing then. Own your mistakes.
What jokes? I hear nothing but truth :)
@@Marvhead thats so ignorant lol
"Boris went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for wankers.."
I bloody love it 😂
IKR
I can't get over that "sack of vicious custard" line, it's too good.
Cracked us up:
"Hogwart for Wankers" 😂😂😂
So precise & on the ball...
Should be : "Hogwart for Tory wankers"
@@marcelanoryadi9110 presume you are overlooking George Orwell & Tom Dalyell ?then.
@@marcelanoryadi9110 a lot of labour politicians went there as well as a lot of journalists. Chums is a great book if you want to get angry about this kind of thing.
My favorite too😂🤣😂
So....Hogwarts
"Boris went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for wankers" - Introduction to UK government, British History Manual, 2092 edition
Johnson and the Pork Sword...
He'll need a Pork Sword as he looks to export British Goods to new Pork Markets
Eaton innit
My favourite line in the montage.
Yup hes not the only one ...remove their titles and tiaras and put them in the real world to actually earn a wage..they cant do it. The upper crust boys club is a pack of pigs with their snouts in the trough and their females are treated like breeding cows. ..with zero vlaues except their own. Its sickening
As expected, the best tribute the British nation will ever give: emotionally restrained, fact-focused, polite and appropriate 🤣🤣. You gotta love him.
Emotionally restrained? I don't think I've ever seen a more passionately expressed opinion than this. (I won't even get into polite - "Hogwarts for wankers", lmfao)
Well he’s on his way to come back I guess
“What does it mean to be British dad?”
“Simple son. It’s the ability to insult, roast and verbally butcher another person without even needing to catch your breath in between the withering social commentary”.
I had that conversation with my son about a decade ago, and I truly think this video exemplifies that beautifully 🤣
You say that like it's a *bad* thing!
Helps if you're brown too #newmajority
😅🤣😂
Hey, I get all my put downs from the Brits! Works every time! 👍👍
@@AleXoEx0 Hell you can be any minority and have work experience shouting at twats
"Jimmy Saville's fat evil twin"
Almost choked! Brilliant.
And the best thing about it is that Saville's dead, so he can't sue for libel.
Brilliant. And factually correct. Johnson will be remembered for failure.
Actually academic in it’s historical accuracy…. Take out the swearing and you could teach it in schools
@@Brotherbear75 He is absolutely not "the most hated man in his party" as Pir suggested... half the party regret that they made him quit and would have him back tomorrow.
@@tonyb9735 Why is that?
@@tonyb9735 Yes, but for people outside of the party - which is most people - he is the most recognisable and almost certainly the most-hated person in that party.
@Chris Smith Brexit
The most hilarious yet (sadly) accurate summary of Boris Johnson and his time as PM that you’ll ever see.
I love the addition of Holst's "Thaxted" anthemic melody as the score for this beautiful montage. It's perfection!
"Boris is what you'd get if Gregg's went into eugenics".
Five stars, Mr Pie: five stars!
I stood up and put my hand to my heart, with tears in my eyes. It's pure poetry.
Addendum: pure poetry in motion. I was on my feet giving a rapturous standing ovation 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏾👏🏿
Invective at its finest. THANK YOU JONATHAN PIE for your ruthless telling of the truth and for making me squeal with joy at every lyrical turn of phrase. You give me hope in a hopeless political world. I feel the pain of my native UK all the way to New Zealand. Never has the world been in greater need of such creative vitriole and outrage. You are way better than all mainstream journalism in every respect. Go well Maestro.
"Chris Tarrant on a come down" will always be LEGENDARY 😂
I listened to his final speech this morning just to hear him say “goodbye”. The only word I could bear to hear him say at this point.
It was not a great speech. I forced myself to listen to it but it was as rambling all over the place and for some reason he kept saying 'Ukraine'.
I couldn't even bring myself to listen to it.
You could just hear the collective "Oh just fuck off!!!" echoing over the entire country.
I think hysteria must have set in here - it just made me laugh - could have been a (badly written) comedy sketch! My personal favourite moment was when he thanked his dog and Larry the cat!……good riddance ……though I have a feeling his replacement will be ten times worse - can’t wait to see what JP makes of her!
There is a tree somewhere producing oxygen for him, I think he should have included an apology to that tree.
@@MikeSmith-tx2lp I think the tree should be appologising to us!
I'm so moved by this tribute, so profound..and 100% accurate! 😁
Bless you Jonathan Pie, never afraid to say what we're all thinking, you absolute legend!
What a moving and eloquent tribute that really captures the essence of the man that is Boris Johnson.
I’m not afraid to say I shed a few tears.
Of laughter.
Can't remember the last time I felt this patriotic
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It’s true.
…and I’m not even British. That’s the best part.
Best use of Elgar I've ever seen
Almost enough to make me rank being British over Scottish again.
@@georgehelliar Hate to be a smart ar$e, but it's Holst not Elgar! (The tune is part of Jupiter from the Planets Suite.) I agree with the sentiment though!
The ONLY version of a Political Correspondent the country deserves, no... The country requires.
He apparently was on russia today regularly. Just saying
@@jamespaul6315 yes he was on RT. He has also made a video about being on RT, explaining why he was on RT. It's on his Social available to view.
Now, why did you feel that is relevant? What makes RT more untrustworthy than our own media?
I would say they are equally untrustworthy. I'm genuinely interested in your though process on your statement.
☮️💚🙏
@@charlielynes I mean its Russian? That should really be obvious. The ones who said there no invasion then invaded, and are trying to weaponise gas and food. You really think thats comparable? Our media are shit maybe but id take them any day over anything putin shit out as mouthpieces
Would he have been better than Joe Lycett on Rakunzelberg's Hagiography show? Probably zero chance of him being considered for it in the first place.
Brilliant!
Whenever I watch Jonathan Pie I feel better afterwards. He never fails.
Thank you, Tom Walker!
Truly great man. No tribute is good enough for such a figure, but if anything came close to it, this short but to the point video is a perfect example. Respectful, honest and full of love and admiration to our wise and noble Boris.
Got choked up, tears in my eyes...
And Ive never even been to Britain...
The dignified, quietly understated celebration of the man we all needed.
I still have that hole in my head
The so called implications of the past could have been avoided had people like Pie drawn attention to the obvious outcomes of people staying at home and using up masses of energy that way when the Great Barrington Declaration should have been massively supported. No one ever seems to learn lessons from the past, but some courageous action supporting alternatives that had poor people at its heart should have been trumpeted by the opposition and commentators like the cowardly custard Pie!
Where were you Cowardly Custard Pie when the likes of Andrew Lawrence, Hugo, The Great Barrington Declaration and Ivor Cummins were providing highly researched alternatives to Lockdown that would have avoided these OBVIOUS economic and social consequences. Teachers staying at home afraid to get Covid from kids who were not known to be carriers! Even if they were there were ways around it!
@@carefreedelight2355 what the actual f**k are you talking about?
@@samuelsmith6281 Appears to be neither carefree nor a delight
Two minutes and 20 seconds of collective catharsis for the nation. Thank you Mr. Pie!
Wow, must be fun living in Britain just to hear all those accolades in person.
we need this bloke as PM....
Can't wait to see the Liz Truss edition of this in a few years, months, weeks, days, hours, or hopefully even minutes time.
I think the one for the other Liz might be coming sooner
That's what I'm salivating for!
I was wondering where you've been, Mr. Pie. Thank you for still doing what you do.
I'm trying hard not to laugh at this point but this tribute is riotously hilarious, another slice of Quality Pie!!! 👍👍😂😂😂
And here I am watching this again, again.
Jonathan, you sir are a poet.
Bravo.
Any time anyone ever gets nostalgic for the good old days of Boris, (unlikely as that might be ), just play this
Never be surprised of strange nostalgia for strange politicians: now in Italy there is the n-tuple resurrection of Berlusconi, so...
@@MoakS11 that's just gross... I feel bad for Italy. You've had sht leaders for a LONG time now.
And cry, because they really were the good ol' days compared to what came afterwards. Judging by the initial response I'm seeing to the new lady, at least.
@@naomidierckx5467And 2 years to an election ..🤢
Might not be too far into the future considering his replacement
"If Gregg's the baker's ever branched out into eugenics" Absolute gold!!! 🤣😂
You Sir are a fucking legend and need to run for PM. You've got my vote immediately 👍👍👍👍👍
My god, you are better than pretty much anything I've ever seen on youtube!!
Love a bit of pie in the morning
Same
His description of Boris's cabinet reshuffle as rearranging shit on a cat litter tray was the best political comment ever, shame the BBC didn't describe it as such in their coverage.
With respect do you also claim that the BBC isn't striving for impartiality?
@@MG-bs5mr Impartiality is not the same as telling the truth. It aims to provide a notional equal balance to a discussion which may not be represented by the facts of the argument/discussion. The majority of economists were warning about the downside of Brexit, very few promoted the view that it boost the economy. Opinion is often skewed and to present this as a balanced impartial discussion is fallacious. It's time for MSM to stick to facts, tell us the truth and stop disguising opinion as news.
@@bloozaholic indeed stop disguising I'm all for opinions not being dressed up as news.
However didn't you just say it was a shame that the BBC didn't describe BawJaws' cabinet reshuffle as "rearranging shit on a cat litter tray?"
That's a bit opinionated and buzzwordy isn't it?
I seem to recall the BBC just describing the reshuffle.
You know, factually.
@@bloozaholic don't get me wrong, in its strive for impartiality I know that the BBC can give voices to a side weighted against the percentage of facts but they do have elements that go after the stories regardless.
Just not always on the news floor.
@@MG-bs5mr the arrival of the pedant with his useless argument that ignores the obvious irony of the comment. Maybe it just flew over your head?
I don’t think you missed anything out there you nailed it. Thank you so much
How well Jonathan's rant merges with the orchestral music to eventually become a masterpiece of poetry slamming :-)
I'm impressed he managed to compress it down to 2 minutes 19! With the amount of material available, that's some serious editing
A textbook example of 'With All Due Respect'.
This was poetic. I need this to be history lesson for future
Why can’t the mainstream media be this honest and truthful?
Absolutely brilliant, masterfully edited, especially "Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for wankers" and "Uncooked oven chip in a suit"
Yaaaaaaaassssss!
And a cock womble ! 😄
It's subtle, but after several views I think I get the point.
I've always have had a special place in my heart for the music of Gustav Holst. Now it has another reason to be there 🤌
“He went to Eton, a sort of hogwarts for wankers” 🤣🤣
That's the best tribute I've heard so far. Should be on the t.v but no can't have that can we.
He should have done this, live, stood opposite BoJo Felafel The Clown making his exit speech. Oh well.
Liz Truss as PM. It's like tunnelling out of Joseph Fritzl's basement only to find you've come out in... Fred West's living room.
Classic comment l nearly choked on my toast when l read it 😂
Helps to make breast cancer surgery bearable. Absolutely dead on...
Brilliant!
Oh my god! Classic rapier wit! Short, incisive and deadly! Touché!
Brilliant comment, spot on
Thank you Jonathan for the entertainment. Absolutely fantastic 👏 👌.
this is brilliant, not laughed so hard in a long time
Not since the last election . I mean Jeremy corby really ........
The lefties don't get it there on acid and planet zanussi . I loathe the tory party .
"An abducted Milky Bar Kid found 40 years later in a port cellar."
Superb. Absolutely superb.
Beautiful. Just perfection. Couldn't have done it better myself
The expression "couldn't have done it better myself" only carries any weight whatsoever when being said to people who know and care about who the fuck you are.
@@TheAcad3mic or as a compliment when somebody says something you agree with.
Jonathan Pie, you sir, are a national treasure.
That was truly moving! Really brings a tear to the eye.
I was hoping for a Mr Pie tribute 👏👏👏👏👍
"Abducted Milky Bar Kid", "An uncooked oven chip in a suit!!" Love this man 😂😂😂
I don't know why he doesn't say what he really feels 🤣🤣🤣
Classic 🤣
He is brilliantly brutal 😉🇬🇧
Quite simply an epic, ranting monologue that cuts right to the very core of Boris’s character.
This is the farewell speech that should have been broadcast, as that mop headed, walking gonk left Downing Street in the back of a bin lorry.
I salute you sir 👍🏻
😂
That certainly brightened my morning with the first coffee of the day. Class act.
the editing is on point as always Jonathan - thank you for your contribution to the world as a whole, many are smiling because of you!! be well all...
The most accurate assessment of Boris I’ve ever seen… 🤔🤔🤔
"Tapeworms in tiaras" hahaha, this man epitomises English humour!
I wish I could like this more than once 😂👌
Somebody give this man a knighthood.
Defending the realm one scathing simile at a time.
This world would be a dimmer place without Sir Johnathan Pie
Wonderful…
Thank you
The best biography I’ve seen.
This is the hit I needed this morning. Fire it into me Mr Pie. Keep at it!
Absolutely love this fella. (Johnathan Pie)
the way he delivers his videos is nothing short of brilliant. a very talented Man. his B. Johnson stuff being some of his best work in my opinion.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
This had me laughing all the way through, but the exasperated "HE'S STILL FUCKING THERE!" at 1:51 really got me. So good.
I feel better after this diatribe! Thanks.
Wow!…You nailed it to the core again, @Jonathan Pie! Such a compendious but more poetic way to describe Boris. Even Shakespeare couldn’t have come up with a more grotesque description of such character name. 😆😆
A touching tribute to a unique individual. Truly worthy of being Johnson's eulogy one day.
You really are astounding Pie! Perfect positioning...
What a sorry state Johnson has left our country in. Cheers for the laughs at least, Pie!
Johnson has left us in a very sorry state and I fear the Truss will flush us even further down the toilet - abandon hope all ye who live in the UK.
And now we've got Truss. I guess we're about to find out what's worse, incompetence or maliciousness.
Love the music. So delightfully in-appropriate and appropriate !!
The best compilation, period!!!
Confess it. You're going to miss him aren't you Jonathan?
Nice to hear Holst in the background.
Like piles, he will.
Of course he’s going to miss him. He made his job a good 50% easier by always having ready material 😂 The sad part is, there are plenty more where he came from, especially if Trump runs here in 2024.
“The appearance of an uncooked oven chip in a suit of a wounded balloon. A sack of vicious custard.”
How do you come up with this stuff?! 🤣 You’re a god damn poet when it comes to roasting Womble Bojo
Brilliantly put 👏🏼
I can't stop watching this, it's just pure poetry mate. You've hit the nail on the head with this one. 😂😂😂
It's a shame he held back so much in this vid...I am eager to hear what he really feels...
A wholly fitting tribute. I salute you sir!
I will always be a fan. I love you, Jonathan.
You best ever,nailed it,perfect!!!!¡!!!
One of the best tributes I've seen in years .... well said 👏
My day just got a little better...thank you!
I came across this randomly but it's pure gold ,if reporters spoke like you ,I'd actually enjoy watching news
Jimmy Saville’s fat evil twin sent me sideways - you are a national treasure sir
This is just simply glorious 🤣😂
Roll on Liz’s tribute.
I was in the middle of dinner but even i stood up and saluted at the end of the video.
I have so missed these truthful vids