@@streamylc it's just a paper bag around the pizza. This place is literally 2 blocks from my house. Never seen anyone struggle like that to open a bag.
Lymphoma is serious, a malignant mole is far more common and survivable MCL is rare someone in my family survived stage 4 NHL, so I know what you went through looks like he had a malignant mole excision as a precaution against melanoma (which could still spread)
Dave in 2019 I found your channel when I found out I had Melanoma cancer on my toe, groin and brain. Lost a toe, had immunotherapy Opdivo o my groin and had brain surgery. That’s right I kicked cancers ass and now cancer free.
@@A_Derpy_NINJA I was in the sun a lot, I live in Florida. A black spot should up on the side of my toe. My doctor said you could have something somewhere else on your body so they checked everything. So they found cancer in my groin and brain . I also found a tumor pressing down on my spine that wasn’t cancer. Get all black spots checked on your body.
This place is local to us and it has never disappointed. 7.3 is accurate and for the "well done" crowd, you need to order it that way. Not everybody enjoys carbon flavor.
What kind of review was that... There are other Pizza places with the same name but there's only ONE Phil's pizza that doesn't cut corners and gives you the most bang for your buck....and the great taste and quality since 1970...keep it up...just had a stuffed on Saturday... Delicious... Hands down... Better than those chains out there....who are nameless in my comment....thank you🍕💗
Y'all can't tell if a pizza is good by looking at it on UA-cam. That sauce could be delicious. That's a standard Midwest tavern crust style. The cheese was cooked perfectly.
Every time I watch these videos, I get a craving for pizza. 🍅 🧀 🌋 I had no pizza so I made one with a saltine, a cherry tomato and some mexi cheese. One bite everyone knows the rules, gave it a 6.4. Zero flop, just needed some char on the under carriage. Who knew that 12 seconds in a microwave, turns cherry tomatoes into volcanic levels of lava. 🍅 🌋
..we love you Dave. I'm a cancer survivor too.. ain't nothin but good vibes.. wishing you the very best.. great review.. hate chicago bags vs the rest of the world pizza boxes..
I love how people just randomly shake his hand or ask for pictures or autographs while he's hold a pie and trying to eat..last thing I want to do is shake someone's hand before I grab a slice.
I'm telling you. Go to Joe's Italian Villa in Palos Heights. Have them make it extra sauce, well done, cut pie style (normally they cut it in squares, so you have to request it cut pie style if that's what you want.) Should be in the low nines. Hey nobody is perfect. 😎
Just had two seizures almost bit my tongue and bashed my face and head in after i fell into the bathtub. Thankfully my mom was home and heard me. Also, thanks to my sister for cleaning up all my blood. Messed my eye up but the docs say I'm not going to lose it or my vision. My name is Dave also and I'm from Philly.
Congratulations on beating cancer Dave. Cancer sucks and has taken out numerous family members of mine. You are in Oak Lawn, a suburb of Chicago. Not far off. I truly hope you find a 8.4 plus in Chicago thin crust. I just wanted to recommend Spuntino 516 Higgins, in Park ridge. Close to O’Hare.
Id give anything for a Wells Brothers Pizza right now, or a DeRango's even an Infusino's! Living in Eastern Ky, the style of pizza isnt anything like those places!
No time for all these Pizza reviews but yet here I am. Again. Going to keep it short - Hartford, CT born in the 60s and heard all that New Haven Hype my whole childhood but did not give a shit due to the amazing Greek Pizza we had in my Blue Collar suberbs. Thin pan pizza cut into squares with the best pieces having no crust and the best damn oven baked subs ever. Got older and like Italian Pizza more but still not into hyper thin charred and over cooked like Frank Pepe's and Sally''s. Abates was my favorite Wooster Street pie. NJ has the best Pizza in the world from my experience. Then NY, then Chi, then Wooster St. But you should still try some central Ct greek and I am sure Detroit has the same. Thanks for keeping it interesting.
@@tjfox3 Exactly. I cringed when he picked up the tiniest little triangle piece on the pie. Then he grabbed another and I was just annoyed at that point. lol
Cancer: beaten
Paper bag: undefeated
the war on opening chicago pizza boxes continues
That paper bag is showing Scott what a true survivor looks like.
@@2nd2nun702 lmao
Fucking hilarious
i pissed my pants
"I don't want to talk about it", continues to talk about it in detail the whole video.
Scott said he didnt want to talk about it. Dave on the otherhand...
Was looking for this one
You understand that’s part of the bit.
He also says one bite everybody knows the rules
@@HawkTuaGirlFanjust like “one bite……everyone knows the rules”😂
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Dave's the only guy I know who makes a pizza unboxing
look like someone trying to break into Fort Knox.
Doesn't get better at it with experience you know the rules
Tbh its not an unboxing its unpapering 😂
Technically this one's a pizza " unbagging ". I blame the cancer.
The Pizza's out of the bag.. and the bag is in the river
Because we’re one of the only cities that Staples the pizza
Watching Dave struggle with Boxes knowing he’s worth hundreds of millions cracks me up
That was a weird lookin box, not gonna lie.
Most successful nerd ever! Lol
@@streamylc it's just a paper bag around the pizza. This place is literally 2 blocks from my house. Never seen anyone struggle like that to open a bag.
It's opening it without being on a surface that makes it hard.
Does look silly, though.
Imagine being so stupid you don't understand its hard to balance a hot pizza in one hand and open it with the other. We live in a majority of idiots.
Dave can't find his way out of a paper bag. HA!
More like IN a paper bag 😂
How about wet paper bag
@@scottmeredith8409with scissors in your hands…please somebody finish this famous WU-TANG bar
I'm a cancer survivor twice MCL (Mantle cell lymphoma) stay strong Dave, everyone knows the rules.
pretty sure he had a simple carinoma removed because he lounges in the sun all day. its like having a wart removed.
Lymphoma is serious, a malignant mole is far more common and survivable
MCL is rare
someone in my family survived stage 4 NHL, so I know what you went through
looks like he had a malignant mole excision as a precaution against melanoma (which could still spread)
It was a basal cell carcinoma, one of the best cancers to get if you had to choose one
God bless brother. Enjoy your life to the forest.
It was a pimple
Nothing stopping Dave from pumping out these reviews not even Bee stings
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Stage 5 Wilms tumor survivor. Since 1981. I'm 47 now. Welcome to the club big bro. Keep up the good work, your still here for a reason.
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Very valiant of Dave to survive a bee sting, everybody knows the rules.
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That's hilarious ! Nice one .
Unless he's highly allergic and experienced symptoms of anaphylactic shock and needed an epinephrine auto-injector.
The cancerous bee
You do realize many people have died from bee stings? It's not a joke.
Dave is becoming the walter white of pizza reviews
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Dave in 2019 I found your channel when I found out I had Melanoma cancer on my toe, groin and brain. Lost a toe, had immunotherapy Opdivo o my groin and had brain surgery. That’s right I kicked cancers ass and now cancer free.
Were you out in the sun a lot? What were the symptoms?
@@A_Derpy_NINJA I was in the sun a lot, I live in Florida. A black spot should up on the side of my toe. My doctor said you could have something somewhere else on your body so they checked everything. So they found cancer in my groin and brain . I also found a tumor pressing down on my spine that wasn’t cancer. Get all black spots checked on your body.
@@keywest302 thank you for the response. glad your are ok. Cancer is a very scary thing.
Hope it doesn't come back pal.
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Phil’s is good pizza. One of my favorites
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The only thing Dave can't beat is that paper bag
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You can really tell when he’s not had his morning key bump
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I guess no connection in Chicago… oh no
Dave: “ My brain is off today”. No, your brain is off everyday everybody knows the rules.
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Good on Scott for playin through
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NEEDED MORE CHAR
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Phil’s pizza in oak lawn has always been my favorite and it’s awesome that you got to try it out and review it.
Better than grassanos?
@@Ruben27780 never tried it before.
@@TheGamingSparky05 oh lol. It’s really close to phils
@@Ruben27780 I’ve driven past it plenty of times, just haven’t had the chance to try it out
Saw this was a four minute+ and though it may be a good score, but soon realized it's because of the bag
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Dude that joke at 2:50 might be the funniest pizza review moment ever
4:20 pizza review, everybody knows the rules
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People from Chicago know if it comes in that bag it's going to be good!
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"Survived a heart attack" continues to eat a daily pizza😂
i think he might eat more than one a day. LOL
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The heart attack was from the Coke.... hasn't stopped that either ☃️
He did not have a heart attack. It was cramps lol.
Absolute debacle of a review. Absolutely love it. Nothings funnier than Dave just being himself
This place is local to us and it has never disappointed. 7.3 is accurate and for the "well done" crowd, you need to order it that way. Not everybody enjoys carbon flavor.
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I always get the Phil's special with all the toppings, so damn good!
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I went to school right next door to there at St. Louis de Mont Fort! Good times, love oak Lawn
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What kind of review was that... There are other Pizza places with the same name but there's only ONE Phil's pizza that doesn't cut corners and gives you the most bang for your buck....and the great taste and quality since 1970...keep it up...just had a stuffed on Saturday... Delicious... Hands down... Better than those chains out there....who are nameless in my comment....thank you🍕💗
I thought he’d need the Lock Picking Lawyer to get to that pie.
LOL
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all i have watched for the past 2 days is these reviews. love em
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Giving that a 7.3 gave me cancer.
Because it should have been lower?
Sitting on that cardboard it looked like frozen pizza.
It might've tasted really good?
Y'all can't tell if a pizza is good by looking at it on UA-cam. That sauce could be delicious. That's a standard Midwest tavern crust style. The cheese was cooked perfectly.
we've seen enough to know, that place does NOT make their dough. that's frozen dough all day long.
Dave cracks me up. Glad to see he kept his humor through these trying times
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chicago - if it ain't the box, it's the bag!
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That's wonderful that you survived cancer, You have helped A lot of people, You were put On that spurs for a reason. You're a good man..😊
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Phil’s is good pizza ….don’t sleep on it if you’re ever in town….ask for it easy well (done) …
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Every time I watch these videos, I get a craving for pizza. 🍅 🧀 🌋
I had no pizza so I made one with a saltine, a cherry tomato and some mexi cheese. One bite everyone knows the rules, gave it a 6.4. Zero flop, just needed some char on the under carriage.
Who knew that 12 seconds in a microwave, turns cherry tomatoes into volcanic levels of lava. 🍅 🌋
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Damn davey boy looks absolutely cooked today
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..we love you Dave. I'm a cancer survivor too.. ain't nothin but good vibes.. wishing you the very best.. great review.. hate chicago bags vs the rest of the world pizza boxes..
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I love how people just randomly shake his hand or ask for pictures or autographs while he's hold a pie and trying to eat..last thing I want to do is shake someone's hand before I grab a slice.
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"I'm a survivor, you have to say it, I'm not going to say it" after saying it 5 times lol Good to hear Prez!
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I’ll take Phil’s over Vito & Nick’s any day of the week
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ABSOLUTELY----> OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!. 🙂
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Cancer can’t take Dave down
Who the hell is Dave you mean Scott?
Box with folding tabs or a bag sure can.
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Cancer survivor my ass. He had a piece of skin removed. Had the same and they did in the doctors office
@@torcik your also a cancer warrior too 😌
I love your Pizza reviews….. I am glad you’re feeling great …
Stay strong Mr. Portnoy Sir, the world needs you! 🙏💪
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reviews have been on fire, cancers cancer wish you the best dave
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Pro-tip Dave.
Tell everyone it is a vampire bite.
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He scores Chicago pizza even before he tries them. His taste buds are fixed on East Coast pies.
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my girl claimed it to be a 7.3 before the video even started playing, I'm a lucky fellow, she truly is special.
It's never seen a 7.3
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Congratulations Dave! SURVIVE!!! 💪🏻
F Cancer. We love you D.P.
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He survived opening that bag
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Love how you always go for the little (I know it’s round) corner pieces first. Just what I always did.
Professor Pizza in Chicago is worth your time
you haven't been watching enough of these reviews to know what's worth Scott's time.
@@wrxzboost I’ve eaten enough Chicago pizza to know what’s worth Portnoy’s time
@@samwinkler3819 should he get the jizz flowers? they don't even make normal pizza, GTFO
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We always got pizza from here when visiting my grandparents when they lived in Oak Lawn. Good memories
dave high out of his tree on this 4 minute and 20 second episode.
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Congratulations Dave
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Bag pizza is always a sign of great pizza😂
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They're supposed to put a little tear on the top to let the steam out.
Welcome to my town, Dave!
How does Dave eat so much Za!!!
I ate 3 pies this week and am tired of it already. Gotta give it to Dave's gut.
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Bee Sting Survivors Unite!
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Got to go to Phil’s!!!!!😊
You only beat one thing and it ain't cancer 😂
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I'm telling you. Go to Joe's Italian Villa in Palos Heights. Have them make it extra sauce, well done, cut pie style (normally they cut it in squares, so you have to request it cut pie style if that's what you want.)
Should be in the low nines. Hey nobody is perfect. 😎
Dave, "I am not going to say it" after he says it 4 times, lol.
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2:08 🍕 Struggling with pizza packaging. Everybody knows the rules 🍕
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7.3, I nailed it!
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Glad you are just fine bro much love!
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Just had two seizures almost bit my tongue and bashed my face and head in after i fell into the bathtub. Thankfully my mom was home and heard me. Also, thanks to my sister for cleaning up all my blood. Messed my eye up but the docs say I'm not going to lose it or my vision. My name is Dave also and I'm from Philly.
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😅 blamed cancer for saying New York…. Dave!!!!! Stay healthy 🍕 ❤
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I hope Dave gave the driver some pizza.
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Pizza In a Bag. He put the Bag O' Pizza guy right out of business.
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finally a pizza place name Scott can easily pronounce
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@2:40 Older man in the background looks like he's related to DITKA.
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Irish boy Davey needs that spf 50 like myself
He’s Jewish
He’s Jewish
He's Jewish not Irish
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Stay healthy Dave! You deserve it, everyone knows the rules
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Cancer Pizza looks pretty good gotta try it
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Congratulations on beating cancer Dave. Cancer sucks and has taken out numerous family members of mine.
You are in Oak Lawn, a suburb of Chicago. Not far off. I truly hope you find a 8.4 plus in Chicago thin crust.
I just wanted to recommend Spuntino 516 Higgins, in Park ridge. Close to O’Hare.
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That bag and box holy shit.
It makes you appreciate the south shore 2 plates and a bag.
yep 2 plates that are translucent by the time you are done the slice
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God bless you EL PRESIDENTE! I pray for your health and longevity. 🙏
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Dave always forgets about the tavern style he had in Racine. Looked like a higher score than 8.1 too.
Id give anything for a Wells Brothers Pizza right now, or a DeRango's even an Infusino's! Living in Eastern Ky, the style of pizza isnt anything like those places!
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Looks like you survived a stroke trying to open that pizza bag
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Pizza served in a bag, yall already know that pizzas gonna blow!
It's cheaper than a pizza box I guess..
The bags sweat up the pie more than a box, need to tear a hole in the top to let the steam out.
agree...you knows its going to be doughy
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Phil’s is a great Chicago pie
After 2,000 pizza reviews, our boy davey still cant open a pizza box
It's more of a bag to be fair
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Can't believe no footage of the basketball expert Pizza Chef! 🏀 🍕
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No time for all these Pizza reviews but yet here I am. Again. Going to keep it short - Hartford, CT born in the 60s and heard all that New Haven Hype my whole childhood but did not give a shit due to the amazing Greek Pizza we had in my Blue Collar suberbs. Thin pan pizza cut into squares with the best pieces having no crust and the best damn oven baked subs ever.
Got older and like Italian Pizza more but still not into hyper thin charred and over cooked like Frank Pepe's and Sally''s. Abates was my favorite Wooster Street pie. NJ has the best Pizza in the world from my experience. Then NY, then Chi, then Wooster St. But you should still try some central Ct greek and I am sure Detroit has the same. Thanks for keeping it interesting.
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7.3 is overly generous, that pizza looked like a 6.2 to me.
Dave’s scale is strictly 7.1 - 8.1 now. He’s soft.
It’s actually very good. I feel like him taking the little corners every time hurts the score on these Chicago places. 🤷♂️
6.2 looks generous. That base is a 5.8
It's local to us and it's a legit 7.3. The no flop crust and the flavor of the sauce & cheese = 7.3.
@@tjfox3 Exactly. I cringed when he picked up the tiniest little triangle piece on the pie. Then he grabbed another and I was just annoyed at that point. lol
I too am a bee sting survivor.
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Pizza in a bag...how soggy do you want your pizza?
Actually the steam escapes easier through paper than cardboard
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Glad to see you stopped by a Phils near me! I'll take a 7.3 for pizza I've been enjoying for the better of 25 years.
Steve will not talk about it.. but Dave will nonstop
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We HAVE to say it about him, it’s like he knows people are going to hate having to give him that😂😂😂
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1 bite scott doesn’t go higher then 8 anymore, everyone knows the rules!!
The last two reviews were above 8.
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Thumbs up for not letting that wrapper blow away.
one mole removed, doesn't mean you're a cancer survivor, everyone knows the rules
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100% cancer survivor lol
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Two and a half minutes to defeat the paper bag boss! lol
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Cheese pizza blocker!
Cheese pizza blockage!
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“Listen I know SUNS can be bad.” 💀 😂