Nothing has started in (country) Nothing has infected it’s first human Nothing has spread to USA A cure has begun for Nothing Cure for Nothing is at 25/50/75/100%
When I was younger, I went through a phase where I’d say your mom all of the time. One time I said it back to my mom just not thinking who I was talking too 😂😂🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. She was like what??
When playing a Neurax Worm scenario, it's always a good idea to send the first Trojan plane to Greenland, which is otherwise the most difficult country to infect.
Whoa blitz, you're still alive?!?!?! I watched a lot of ur vids like, 3 years ago. I heard this dood talking, and I thought, "wow that sounds like that guy I used to watch 3 years ago. And I see now that your channel isn't dead! Good for you dude! Keep up the good work!
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You should name the next disease “Nothing”
For example “Nothing has started in USA”
Hahaha you are good at jokes
Brady Bay awsome idea XD
I agree
it would be funny if it was named nothing
Nothing has started in (country)
Nothing has infected it’s first human
Nothing has spread to USA
A cure has begun for Nothing
Cure for Nothing is at 25/50/75/100%
Jack Lin Nothing has been cured
Tiktok controlling the world is worse than 1984 scenerio.
Olaf Gołąb true even tho I don’t play scenarios that much xd
What that
@@Ancientsaw1000
The very genesis of the term "Orwellian".
"oh can't do drugs yet" XD
*_y e t . . ._*
7:50
If he picks drugs then I I’ll be like o.O
*YOUR MOM* WHAT THE %+$@ DID YOU JUST SAY cuz I will leeeeeeeet yoooooooooooooou dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dugs edit: yes I said dugs
I noticed that too
7:49 is the time Blitz says something weird.
I have never seen Blitz say "Oh, I can't do drugs yet"
Disease name: BlackFridayShoppers. Type: Zombie/Simian.
7:51 “aw I can’t do drugs yet”
im a tree lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would not want to do drugs
Hes saying about drug resistance
Mr Fruitbear r/woosh
Mhm, what would make the Earth he infected rapidly and would be very bad???
T SERIES
Yeah!
Reporting
The infection starts at India
"I can't do drugs yet"
-Blitz 2018 Rolemodel
Blitz
*THE LEGENDARY UA-camR*
I wish he took UA-cam like Germans took France.
.
.
.
As his full nickname is "Blitzkriegsler"
(Or at least was)
well,in my country,malaysia,every teen have TikTok Plague
A.k.a were not mirrors talk to one *dabs*
yes
help
Yeah plz
F I have never seen the gui I of Tik tok I am free of this virus
Let Caillou take over the world next time XD
TikTok was technically invented in China, then the company bought Musically
AND THE DISEASE IN THE GAME STARTED IN CHINA
T-series! as the virus name
Esfo NL ooooh a good one
t-series has made all humanity on earth addicted to it *XD*
No it's Pewdiepie
Yes! YES. Name it “T-series” please
Hitler like Hitler has infected Germany
Watching video on sickness, gets ad for health care... Lol don't like this comment, unless you wanna solve world hunger.
I saw this when it had 69 likes
BusyMiners ya mean 118
Ya mean 124
Hey it’s a lot now nice
160
Name the disease ligma
Next one -- fake news!!
Wiz Khalifa CNN?
Yes
Hoax?
Is this fake news? *gasps*
omg are you the real wiz khalifa?
Do Patrick
Edit:like so he can see
7:50 awww, I can’t do drugs yet....
Man runs with scissors. Twelve hospitalized
What’s next? “Breaking News man dies from a disease called “Dank memes”. Me: yeah I want to die
Name the next one your dad 😂
Name the next one (Nothing)
Like if you agree
BTQH Gaming good one but also weird
good but copiedd
COPPA
BTQH Gaming copied
PewDiePie begins in Sweden
Do that pls, Maybe you could do it as a multiplayer and have someone else be T-Series
You should name the next one ligma
You always make me laugh!!
Yea meeeeee tooooooooo
Your dad
Thanos,John Cena,Fortnite and lil pump
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that my Nan is a race car
Next one: BlitzvonBaron
Nah, it should be BaronvonPoptarts
7:50 "Oh I can't do drugs yet, oh well" lol
8:22 Man runs with scissors, twelve hospitalized. XD
U always make me laugh and u r a good person I can tell
Next name: Drugs
Total organ failure is by far the worst disease trait ever lol
9:27
Blitz: we got it infect the whole world
Me: USE YOUR DNA POINTS
*HIT OR MISS* I guess the parasites never miss.
HUH
You'ev got a cure I BET IT DOES'ENT WORK
You go find another cure and it wont help ya
Bruh moment
The next one should be UA-cam or twitch
Call one dabbing all I want to see is that dabbing causes seizures
When I was younger, I went through a phase where I’d say your mom all of the time. One time I said it back to my mom just not thinking who I was talking too 😂😂🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. She was like what??
The people who disliked are TikTok lovers
Nah I liked
Alabama Cat shut up it’s a joke
100% TRUE!
I love you blitz❤️❤️
Blitz:Aww I can't do drugs yet!
Me:Mom can I do drugs?
You should name it "I"
For example " I has started in Morroco and is spreading around the world"
Name the next plague Donald trump
Like so blitz can see
No
aren apelian No politics please
Name the virus Barack Obama.
No Hillary clinton
That works too.
I saw the the actual news and tiktok is in sweden its a real disease because the memes are too good
FUNNY RIGHT?
When playing a Neurax Worm scenario, it's always a good idea to send the first Trojan plane to Greenland, which is otherwise the most difficult country to infect.
Name ur next one sarcasm "Sarcasm has eliminated all life on earth" lol
ha lol this is funny video
Nice video!
"Hot Dog" killed me for some reason
Hurt my throat trying to not spit out my tea at the "your mom" name
Can the next one be fortnite, epic gamers or pyrocynical
Definetly True!!!
Your next one should be called my fetus! XD
Also blitz:Oh no i cant do drugs yet! Oh well
7:50
aww i cant do drugs yet
He wants to do drugs lol you should have said i cant evolve the drug resistance yet
probably would've been better if you called it texting.
Name them fortnite
Good name. YEET
Just imagine getting diagnosed and the doctor comes in yells “YEET!” Then goes right back out
I dont think venom would like being called a parasite either :P
nice
next one should be fortnite... cus fortnite must eradicate all humans.
Philipines like pubg not fortnite bruh
one person shall live (just like 1v1)
i did that and it said exploding headphones make pubg FULLY realistic
All humans except one.... Me.
Great idea
" I can't do drugs yet" I was dieing
7:49 awww, I can't do drugs yet lol
Do Fortnite as a brain worm
Lol im 50
Lol im 3
F.B.I agent Or are you trying to cover it up, i know you're the FBI.
@@DogeSargeant *I'm 13*
*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM*
The deadliest plague is............PEW DIE PIE
no. Pewds is the best person since Jesus or Gandhi!
Whoa blitz, you're still alive?!?!?! I watched a lot of ur vids like, 3 years ago. I heard this dood talking, and I thought, "wow that sounds like that guy I used to watch 3 years ago. And I see now that your channel isn't dead! Good for you dude! Keep up the good work!
Ur mom
Name next one fortnite
Lol
Name the Next one The Void
7:50
“Oh, I can’t do drugs yet.”
-Blitz
757th veiwer
Name the next parasite "Wiggles"
7:50 aw I can't do drugs yet lol
Name the next one "Ninja" so if he kill all it will be "Ninja eliminated the whole world"
Name the next thing “my butt” so that it says “my butt has infected the world” LOL!!!
He should do "my butt" for example... "my butt has eliminated all life on earth" XD
I could not stop laughing awesome vid sir.
Sentence:you have been infected with your mom! Me:???? Since when was my mom been infected? Other guy:no it's a parasite
Great video as always
The way blitz giggles is soooo cute💗
Name the next one "a tiny leprechaun".
blitz you make me laugh so hard i smash the crap out of the SUBSCRIBE button
Blitz-Ayyyy Poland
Me-OMIGOSH MY COUTRY HE NOTICED ITTT
Blitz name the next Plague : Don't Do Drugs KIDS
can the next be ninja
Hey blitz, try to name the plague "my butt". It's gonna be hilarious
Lol tiktok does suck xD
Ikr its likethe plaque of stupideness
You should have named the parasite lawyers :)
I think School Lunch was perfect Good job Nicholas Arndt
“Ur mom has successfully eliminated all life from earth”💀
Name The Plegue Sickness
You would worry about humanitys creations if you could play my nano worm scenario
When you get to Bio Weapon, name it Rule 34
"There's no cure for my mother!"
"My mom is taking over the world!"
Did you ever show this upload to your mom?
"Rapid death? Sounds good."
“ Who has successfully evolved your mom”
what have you DONE?!?!?!?!
Call the next one 'pimples' since its like pimples popping all over the map when you infect everyone
Name a plague Uncle Sam. XD
“Aw I can’t do drugs yet, oh well.”~ Blitz 2018
Direct quote: 'Aww, i can't do drugs yet'
There’s so many countries left out like in this game Northern Ireland a part of Ireland XD
can you do your own youtube channel so youbtake over the world with blitz lol