How Kurapika conjures his chains training

Ohhhhhhhhhh god he’s so hot I’m SWEATING Over here. I wish Kurapika would treat me like how he treats his chains. Kurapika can take me to his dark continent. People always ask me why don’t I have a man? I always tell them what do you mean? Kurapika is my mans. How dare they dishonor him by saying that he’s not real. As long as he exists, he is real. He’s real in my mind, in my heart. And in other people’s as well, but unlike them, I never forget about Kurapika. He has shackled my heart with his chain jail and I thank him for it everyday. And have you SEEN him in his suit? DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS SUIT because DAYUM. Emphasis on the YUM. Phew. Leorio doesn’t even stand a chance against me. Melody doesn’t stand a chance against me. All of those fools that have his eyes on him aren’t even in the same plane if existence as Kurapika. He transcends human intelligence and his beauty is unparalleled. His resolve and dedication surpasses every mans desirable traits and leaves them in the dust. Kurapika is the zenith, the apex, the pinnacle of human existence, and no one can convince me otherwise.